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that-g3-artist · 2 years
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parenting tips from father time
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sharing one of my all-time fave poems totally not because I spent the last hour crying uncontrollably over graduating <3 LMAO
LISTEN I LOVE YOU JOY IS COMING!!!
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insecateur · 1 year
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Me, looking at vulgar french words for penis: Oh neat they also have Verga
Also tbt to the time a teacher of mine said "Le bilo bitte" instead of Bic and we spent a full hour laughing
"verge" is commonly used in french smut and is at least marginally better than "membre" which is a nightmare imo. "organe" is another euphemism which i feel like you need to be very confident in order to pull off. i haven't written smut in french in so long i'd like to write some this year
"bite" is always funny altho i do think going a step further and reaching for "teub" gives it a real special flavor
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phoenixcatch7 · 5 months
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Biting biting biting I've got the BEST totk fic idea EVER and I'm NOT going to share it because I can't put it into WORDS.
But it's a totk au and kass and wolfie are there (naturally). If you think this is going to be self indulgent you're right. But I think I want it to be like, expanding on the nature of the zonai and their sky islands vs the hylians and sky loft and the cloud barrier. I want to incorporate all the theories I have about totk I've gathered over the past half year or so. I want to see the crimson loftwing again.
And I also want link to be a sage using ganons stone but I want him to get it before defeating him but that means even more finicky time travel and its already complicated enough ToT.
And I want link to resurrect the great skeletons. And get trapped in koholint. And befriend the baby wind fish.
And iI have this overarching theme so clear in my head but I can't describe it :(. It's like.... Free will and prophecy being the same thing? Schrodingers narrative. Cycles of hatred but you never perpetuated the hatred and you're dubious of the other guys free will but you're kind of sick of him anyway because he got a clean slate and started right back on his old bs and you're pretty sure he saw a lack of you in the past and started causing trouble unaware that fate herself was deeply unimpressed and about to read him for filth.
And there's a third party who gave herself to basically death and didn't expect you to save her over a sword you've never actually needed in either game and she's technically a newcomer to the cycle but she's always the newcomer and aren't you in the same boat anyway? It all comes back to the cycle and you're precisely as young as you are old and there's always a library of Alexandria that gets destroyed and it could all be so easily stopped if evil just knocked it off but free will means it won't and so you'll always respond because honestly screw that and thus free will becomes fate. Because even if he stops someone else will take the mantle and it's always you who responds because you promised. But you never had to agree in the first place because you'd do it anyway and so fate becomes free will.
And it's all a freaking CYCLE and the ground is in the clouds because you were here once ages ago and now you're here all alone because people used to be unable to reach the surface and now they can't reach the sky.
Like how am I supposed to put that in a fic where wolf link tries to eat a stam bulb and makes himself sick like an idiot because dogs can't eat garlic.
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doodlerh · 5 months
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im out here making false promises telling cruel lies
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barbieaiden · 8 months
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i feel a little bad for posting sim story part and posters and then immediately moving on to a new project lmao
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miodiodavinci · 2 months
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writing out my to-do list for the semester and feeling an overwhelming wave of terrified nausea like ohhhhh this is going to suck so so bad huh
#and i haven't even gotten to writing down the weekly responsibilities of my actual Internship yet#this is just the university and state deadlines ! ! ! !#(and not even all of them because my professors have not released all their due dates yet)#lads i think i am going to be crying and having many a panic attack this spring unless i can forcibly shift myself into a dissociative stat#that craves neither rest nor pleasure nor any other state beyond being hunched over a computer and writing for my life#(face in hands) i'll survive it for sure but. god.#the really frustrating thing is that the department that is supposed to be preparing me for The Big Test has.#created artificial deadlines for each component of The Big Test that. do not include the final component of The Big Test.#they really just said 'oh yeah and fit that last on in there somewhere when you get the chance :)'#'yes we plan for you to be ready to submit the second to last part within days of the submission deadline'#'but just remember to also fit in that last part somewhere'#'during your free time probably lol'#anyway skfdgjkhdf#i'll survive i'll survive#i have survived literally everything the education system has thrown at me thus far and none of it has resulted in physical harm#i am pushing the boundaries of my body's stress tolerance and that means that everything in the future#will be that much less stressful in comparison#just gotta get through it and then i never have to do it again . . . . . . . . . . . . . .#(unless i go back for my masters or something which i will. probably do at some point unfortunately.)#(this user is prone to suffering)
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kellystar321 · 10 months
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#periodical life updates#lets hope this one goes better than the last one </3#anyway hi everyone. im in an entirely different timezone during this trip so its actually mid afternoon right now#thats not what this is about though this is about how im EXCITED FOR ARTFIGHT AS USUAL!!! lemmy posted his s/is and theyre so cute <3#also the theme reveal is coming on the 23! i hope its enough time for the theme templates? i love doing the theme templates with everyone :#this'll be my seventh year participating holy sht!! ive been doing this for seven (7) years!!!!!!!!#ive been feeling like ive been improving in art every artfight but idk how i'll fare this year. i feel like ive been a bit stagnant#and i did some PRETTY KILLER PIECES LAST YEAR;;; who knows if i'll top it; especially with summer college classes UGH#miserable about that btw. college my beloathed forever and ever amen. :/ ive been meaning to fix a few characters profiles and add some too#FINALLY going to separate kelly and jace! kelly is now the bureau of balance halfling only <3 ive been redrawing a new design of her :>#she has cute pointed ears now heho!! and actual more fantasy-esque clothes to fit her universe <3 jace is getting a separate profile!#jace is now solely my sona and i look SO much more gender now with the haircut and i can post my refs <33#i also want to post agent and icarus and all the javelins but that means i have to draw them actually hfjkh <33#i should also actually add something to shen's profile hfkjfh i care more about xer worldbuilding than xer character i feel </3#IVE BEEN MEANING TO GET QUEUE BACK UP but everytime i look at my drafts i feel so tired </3 theres ART i want to reblog!!!#ough. some other time. okay! im gonna get my artfight discord channel back up and running for the new artfight season! let's go let's go!#oh and i'll be sure to announce which team im joining obviously hdjfdh it'll probably be the lighthearted one <3#some of the themes this year are a little off? (stars vs nebula? heart vs soul? arent those the same thing?) but im hoping for the best <3#okay frfr going now! hope for queue soon maybe if i have time/energy! working on artfight! lets goooooo!! <3
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theflyingfeeling · 3 months
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I just want Olli and Aleksi to get together for real😭 I wonder if the thought of them together has ever crossed their minds
listen. in my shippy, extremely delusional mind they're pining for each other as we speak, both equally scared to make their move for many many many many MANY reasons 😭
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cupidszone · 3 months
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and with that this "My Wedding Stories" playthrough is complete!!
(final thoughts on the pack under the cut :p)
ok so I definitely wouldn't buy it at full price but I never buy packs full-price so there's that lol. um I didn't really experience any glitches but I also didn't watch any reviews beforehand so I didn't know what to look out for, although I did like playing with this pack I wouldn't say it makes weddings better in the way growing together enhanced infants.
if you already wanted to get it do it, if you feel like about $13 (as this is being typed 😅) is too much for what's in the pack don't get it!
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tardis--dreams · 1 year
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I may have hit an all time low mental health wise but I'm being so chill about it
#just randomly tearing up/crying for like 30 seconds before i tell myself#no. it's not worth crying about it. you keep those tears inside your body!#my life might be falling apart right in front of me after i tried moderately hard to prevent that from happening#but i refuse to cry about it (more than i am in these random 30 seconds of intense existential despair washing over me)#i need a plan for the future.#step one. get degree. hopefully achieved by may#step 2. apply for internships and jobs#step 2.2. find job to earn money before getting an actual job#(i think my professor changed her mind and doesn't want to keep me as her assistant after all#i haven't heard anything back for ages and the contract was supposed to start again in may#so. let's see if i find something else)#step 3. leave this godforsaken town and university and never look back. don't think about what could have been#don't think about academic work ever again. just let go. it's not worth it#step 4. try to make life less miserable somehow lmao. (optional)#i want to tell my mother about this fucked up situation#just so i don't have to hide it anymore and pretend things are going as planned#but i can't#oh well#I'll probably end up without any courses this semester so I'll just rot away in this ugly apartment#i hate everything and everyone istg. but it's chill. i'm so. chill. about. this.#(yeah no i don't usually use that word that often. or. ever tbh. just another indicator just how chill things are.)#void screams
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izzy-b-hands · 4 months
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hey
h-hey, um. hey?
hey gdocs?
where the fuck is my fic draft that I know I saved while on my phone and closed out of so I could open it on my laptop
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attllhak · 2 years
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I promised more merAU content during this month and then haven’t posted anything. I’m changing that, so here’s the thing I did with some of Wild’s memories. Also introducing Dusk and Midna!
And @tortilla-of-courage you’re still the only person I’ve got listed down for the tag list of this fic.
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Twilight approached his brother cautiously, not wanting to upset him.
Wild was sitting on one of the big rocks along the shoreline by their house, holding his tail tight to his chest but still wearing the old, and slightly too small, shirt of Twilight’s they’d found for him, as everything else Twilight owned was too big on Wild’s smaller frame. He clearly hadn’t been swimming, though he also wasn’t wearing the skirt Malon had made for him to make the switch from land to sea easier either.
Wild was staring out at the water, lips pulled slightly down in a frown.
Twilight knew what this meant. Wild had remembered something, and was missing his original pod.
Flora, the Zelda on the marine research ship who had known Wild before, was still out trying to find the new reef Wild’s pod had moved to, to let them know Wild was alive and safe if nothing else, but hadn’t yet been able to. Not that anyone knew what would happen when she found them.
“Wild?” Twilight asked gently, sitting down in the sand next to his brother.
Wild didn’t say anything, so Twilight just leaned back on his arms, looking out over the water. He wondered, briefly, what Wild saw when he looked past the shore.
“I was a guard,” Wild finally said, voice quiet enough that Twilight barely heard him. “In my pod. I trained with a pair of mer who were also named ‘Link’,” Wild chuckled, and Twilight couldn’t help but grin at the repeat coincidence. “We had nicknames. Sky and Warriors, and they called me ‘Knight’. We were friends, I think,”
“Do you want us to call you Knight instead?” Twilight asked, watching his brother carefully for a response. It was always dangerous territory, to speak when Wild talked about his past.
Wild shook his head. “No, I’m not really Knight anymore anyways,” he lifted his head finally, squinting into the horizon. “I don’t know why, but I’m really worried about Warriors. I think, something I don’t remember might have happened, but I don’t know what it is,”
Twilight frowned, shifting to reach out and set a hand on Wild’s tail. “I’m sure he’s fine, whatever it is that happened to him. If he’s anything like you, then he’ll recover,”
Wild looked at him, and Twilight forced what he hoped was a reassuring smile onto his face. Wild nodded, and looked back out to the water.
Twilight didn’t know how to help his brother, and he hated that more than anything else.
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‘Well, it’s good that he’s recovering his memories,’ Dusk offered.
Twilight was floating in the mouth of the trench, ranting about how helpless he felt not being able to help his brother feel better.
Midna and Dusk floated nearby, the three of them hidden from the rest of the trench mer in a small cave near the opening of the trench.
Dusk wasn’t a trench mer, but a deep sea mer born in the nearby pod that Time had come from. She was fully mer, and so couldn’t visit Twilight on land, so if they wanted to hang out it had to be underwater. She was sitting patiently on one of the small outcroppings, her purple and black tail curled neatly out of the way of Twilight’s pacing. Her name was also Zelda, thus the nickname.
Midna was a trench mer, the only one who was able to brave the waters above the trench. Like all trench mer she was all but covered in scales, even on her face, and if Twilight didn’t know her better, she’d be terrifying to see. Her tail was far longer than any mer outside the trench that Twilight had met, like she was an eel or something, her mouth was filled with daggers sharper than even mer and shaped like thorns, and her skin was tinted grey-blue. She didn’t bother curling her tail out of the way, the turquoise marked black tail something Twilight had to dodge as he swam in circles.
‘I don’t know what you’re ranting to us for,’ Midna rolled her eyes, her flashing taking a bit to translate since the trench mer had different markings used for speech, and they’d had to adjust to the difference when they first met. ‘I mean, I don’t know about Dusk, but I am not a good soundboard for family things. I mean, you’ve met my family,’
Midna waved out the cave entrance, towards the trench and the hungry, shadowy mer within it.
Midna was technically the matriarch of her pod, but Twilight and Dusk had learned quickly that this only meant she got first pick of a meal and the others didn’t try to fight her over stolen food.
Midna’s status as matriarch was the only thing keeping the trench mer from tearing Twilight and Dusk limb from limb, and even then they never went deeper than they had to.
Twilight pressed the heels of his hands into his eyes, taking a long, slow breath. He sank slowly to the bottom of the cave.
He looked up when a hand landed on his shoulder, looking up at Dusk.
‘Midna is right, we don’t have a lot of experience with stuff like this,’ she began, biting her lip a bit. ‘But most people don’t really have experience here. We’re willing to help where we can though,’
She gave Midna a serious look, and the trench mer rolled her eyes.
‘Right, helpful, trying. Got it,’
Dusk gave her a sour look and turned back to Twilight. ‘What is it that Wild remembered?’
‘He was a guard in his original pod,’ Twilight flashed. ‘He trained with two other Links, and he thinks something happened to one but he doesn’t remember what and he’s a bit worried,’
‘Why don’t you get him a spear then?’ Midna suggested.
Both Dusk and Twilight turned to look at her.
‘What? He clearly knows how to use one. It might make him feel better,’
Twilight swam up and seized Midna in a hug, which threw her off quite a bit. He pulled back a bit, holding her shoulders.
‘Midna you are a genius!’ Twilight grinned wide.
‘Thank you!’ Midna blinked at him. ‘I think?’
‘Do you even know where to find a spear?’ Dusk asked.
Twilight shrugged. ‘Dad had a few fishing harpoons in a shed. That’s close enough, right?’
‘What’s a fishing harpoon?’ Midna asked.
Dusk shook her head at both of them and put her head in her hands, sighing.
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Twilight held out the harpoon to Wild, grin on his face.
Time floated in the water behind them, next to Ruto and Mipha, watching the exchange.
Wild slowly took the harpoon, eying it carefully.
‘This is crappy quality for a weapon,’ Wild said finally.
Twilight hunched up his shoulders and shrunk a bit, fiddling with the harpoon in his own hands. ‘Well, they weren’t supposed to be weapons, but, they’ll work, right?’
Wild eyed the harpoon a bit longer, then spun it in his hands.
‘It’ll do,’ Wild nodded after a moment, looking up at Twilight. ‘So, you wanted me to teach you to fight?’
Twilight nodded, hoping his grin wasn’t too eager. He’d tried asking his father to teach him several times over his life, but Time always insisted that Twilight didn’t need to know that particular skill (he didn’t know just how often Twilight visited the trench, nor that he considered one of the mer there a friend), so he was pretty excited that Wild might be willing to teach him instead. It helped that it was a way to offer Wild something that he used to have.
‘Okay,’ Wild nodded. ‘Here, copy me and hold the harpoon like this,’
Twilight was happy to do so, mirroring Wild as best he could.
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Twilight had one of the harpoons strapped to his back the next time he visited the trench, just in case. Dusk took her spear with her, after all.
Time caught him when he came home, having been curious about where he was going with a weapon, and had gotten quite upset.
Well, he was upset until Dusk followed Twilight up with Midna in tow, and both girls quickly made it clear why they gathered in the trench instead of somewhere safer.
Twilight was grounded for a week, but the day the punishment lifted Time had presented Twilight with a much stronger and sturdier harpoon, something that he could actually use as a weapon if he needed to.
Wild was very happy to have Time agree to teach them both a few techniques he learned in his pod and from the zora who lived closer to the coast. Twilight was as well, but was careful to keep why Time agreed to himself.
No need to worry Wild about his various ventures to the trench, right?
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“Here. I uh, I got this for you,”
Twilight looked up from where he was just floating to turn his head at the voice.
Wild was floating a ways away, and Mipha was treading water across from him, thrusting something silver that Twilight couldn’t make out from his angle at Wild.
Twilight kicked his tail once to try and bring himself to a better angle.
‘You didn’t have to,’ Wild said, taking the silver thing from Mipha, eyes running over it with awe. It was a trident, Twilight learned, one that looked identical to the Lightscale Trident on Mipha’s own back.
“I know,” Mipha said, looking down a bit embarrassed. “But, I saw how much you enjoyed sparring with your brother, and a fishing harpoon isn’t much of a weapon, so I thought, maybe,” she trailed off slightly, looking up just a bit hopefully.
She was even more helpless than Wild was, and that was saying something.
‘Thank you,’ Wild offered her a shy smile, and Twilight reached up to cover his mouth. ‘I really appreciate this,’ he hugged the trident to his chest.
Twilight really needed to find a way to get those two to just admit they were in love, this was almost painful.
“Of course!” Mipha grinned. “I mean, I figured, I just, um. I’m glad you like it,”
‘I do, very much,’ Wild nodded quickly. ‘Um, also, I uh, I don’t think I’ve ever used a trident before. Would you, maybe, be willing to spar with me? Help me get used to it?’
“Yes! Of course!” Mipha nodded. “I’d be happy to!”
Wild and her both did these sort of relieved, breathy half-laughs, and Twilight rolled his eyes, banking back towards the shore. This was getting painful to watch.
Maybe he’d grab his harpoon and head out to the trench, bother Midna for a bit.
At least Wild was feeling better.
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evilkitten3 · 1 year
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somehow listening to "steal smoked fish" by the mountain goats led me to having twice & magne feels so. that's a thing
anyway the league was right down with hero society yadda yadda yadda
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bmpmp3 · 10 months
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recently i decided to start playing a new mobile rhythm game as i wait for sif2 to come out in english and a day later i nearly chopped off the top 4mm of my index finger by accident (blanket knitting incident). is the universe itself trying to stop me.
#unfortunately for the universe im a thumbs player so index finger injuries dont change much LOL although because i hold the phone in the#rest of my fingers sometimes i put a little too much pressure on the busted index finger and i need to mel blanc scream#also the knitting incident was very foolish. i was sewing a bunch of knitted squares together into a blanket and accidentally cut#my finger when trying to cut an end. i normally use really dull scissors but these were super sharp so i think i wasnt used to it orz#also the game i started in ensemble stars. i was actually gonna start prosekai but that kept crashing so i had to go with ensemble stars#very fun so far and i really love the art. its also shocking how good the cg is. im a love live person im not used to this kinda quality#mostly started playing because im inexplicably enamored with that little green bitch from edens high note in faith conquest#but the rhythm gameplay is very similar to sif so im having a bit of fun! i'll probably keep playing until i get bored (bad with mobage)#(its a miracle that i had gone through the tutorial before in an attempt to play it a year or so back. i literally hate mobage tutorials so)#(so so so so so so much. its the reason i cant start most mobage i have the tutorials HJFKLDHKJFLDS)#(but i had already done it apparently so i was able to just kinda jump back in)#ALSO the finger seems to be healing fine it is only like 3-4mm and i didnt cut it all the way#so its staying together under a bandaid fine! be careful with ur knitting scissorss
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ajaegerpilot · 2 years
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every old dude makes my brain immediately remember my dead dad like i was tearing up in a starbucks recently bc an old man named daniel was ordering a coffee and im like dang my dad also was old
death cw
#misha speaks#but simultaniously he wasn't that old only 73 and he will never get to be properly old#he still had to go through the same shit he'd have to if he'd ever gotten to get old#like the loss of control over his body or life. weakness. death#there was like this video game with an old man w dementia and like a plotline in the game was elder abuse iirc#and that made me so upset#bc while cancer =/= elder abuse and again my dad. not that much of an elder. like he was running half marathons and building shit and#playing music and was very healthy and hale. you know. up until the year that he wasn't.#we used to go on runs and you know that post on here that's like one time your parents put you down and that was the last time they ever#picked you up. well one time we had our last run together. last walk together.#i would say seeing an old person in pain or who is exhausted brings me back to those days more than anything else.#but also just seeing an old dude walking around im like my dad used to do that.#and at the same time i dont have as high a regard for most people as i do for my dad. so its definitely not something i'll project onto old#men i know or will come to know. it's more that i'll see my dad in all things and also have not and probably never will#process how he died and that whole process of him dying.#that was my best friend and i was a shitty friend in university i just keep coming back to that.#after he died and people were like i could tell you guys had an important relationship/you loved him or whatever#like that meant so much to me and i just keep feeling it now like. yes i live normal life now but do you guys know#that i love my dad and he's dead and he was my best friend and i took him for granted and i wish we could talk again.#like everyone who sees me. and everyone i will meet. the fact that i loved him is one of the most important things about me. it's one of#the good things about me. sometimes i just want to express that all of the time. and i know other people have suffered loss too#it really is like. the world's shittiest but also most all-encompassing club. a different world before and after. as it should be.#it's like. it's not like i wanna wear a mourning shroud to let everyone know. but it's strange that something that impactful is so#invisible when its again probably one of the most important things. you just see 40 year olds walking around with their parents alive#its just strange to know how this is when some 40 year olds dont. like i was never going to be 40 when he died he had me when he was 48.#but with how full of vitality and dependable he was. and how happy and stupid my upbringing made me. i took him for granted.#and the loss of someone you took for granted even a little bit. a death and dying process you didn't handle perfectly. and maybe#this is all loss. it's almost like i wish i could make up for it now. sing him praises. see him everywhere. remember him.#and i wish i could make others know him.#because it mattered so much that i knew him and he knew me.
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