inappropriate things to do in court and at crime scenes for dummies
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[image ID: A Disco Elysium/Ace Attorney crossover fancomic featuring Phoenix Wright, Maya Fey, Harry Du Bois, and Kim Kitsuragi.
Panel One: Phoenix spots Harry and Kim sitting on the floor, playing a game. Next to them, there is a chalk outline of a body.
Panel Two: Phoenix and Maya approach Harry and Kim--Maya is interested in what they're doing, while Phoenix says: "Are you two playing a board game at the crime scene…?" Harry and Kim are both surprised by Phoenix and Maya's appearance, and Kim's ears turn red.
Panel Three: Kim, somewhat embarrassed and ears still red, says: "Khm. It helps us… exercise our minds." Harry, looking happy and excited, says: "I just like spending time with Kim!"
Panel Four: Kim, looking smug, says: "He's only saying that because he likes getting thrashed around like a schoolboy." Harry, looking somewhat deferential, responds: "Well, only when it's you, Kim."
Panel Five: Phoenix looks on with a shell-shocked expression, while Maya has a comically large smile on her face.
A Disco Elysium/Ace Attorney crossover fancomic featuring Harry Du Bois, Herlock Sholmes, and Kim Kitsuragi.
Panel One: Harry is reading a book, and, in the corner of the panel, there is an image of Herlock Sholmes looking smug and surrounded by sparkles.
Panel Two: Harry, still holding onto the book with one hand, cups his face with the other as he tilts his head up with a dreamy expression. Text in the panel reads: "THE ADVENTURES OF HERLOCK SHOLMES - If you can think it, this man has done it. He's eaten soap, he's been a living wax figure, he's done cocaine." "YOU - Wow, he is so me!"
Panel Three: A close-up of the inside of the book which features a silhouette of Ryunosuke Naruhodo and a cut-off Herlock Sholmes in their Deduction Complete pose. Text in the panel reads: "THE ADVENTURES OF HERLOCK SHOLMES - But wait, there's more! Observe: The Dance of Deduction!"
Panel Four: Harry looks down at the book excitedly, alongside blue and purple exclamation marks.
Panel Five: Harry looks behind him at Kim, who is standing stoically. Harry says: "Kim, we should--" and is cut off by Kim saying: "Detective, we will not be dancing at any crime scenes."
A Disco Elysium/Ace Attorney crossover fancomic featuring Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright, Harry Du Bois, and Kim Kitsuragi.
Panel One: Edgeworth, looking angry, says: "Maybe YOU should be stripped naked and run out for making a mockery of this court!"
Panel Two: Phoenix, looking off to the side, coughing into his fist, and sweating, says: "…N-not right now, Edgeworth." From off-panel, someone says: "I can do it, then!"
Panel Three: Phoenix, looking confused, says: "wait what".
Panel Four: Harry, standing at the witness stand, starts trying to take his pants off with a determined expression. He says: "I read a book once that said it was healthy to be naked." In smaller text, he goes on to say: "this belt's always so fiddly…"
Panel Five: Kim starts pushing Harry off the witness stand with a resigned expression. Harry has a speech bubble with two question marks, and he looks distraught with big, wet eyes.
Panel Six and Seven: Edgeworth and Phoenix look on with blank expressions. /end ID]
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I don't think Val is jealous because of Vox's feelings for Alastor, in the sense that he doesn't feel threatened.
However, it does kind of annoy him the way Alastor can command all of Vox's attention just by existing, when Val needs to make a huge scene.
And yes, it's fun to have Vox all hot and bothered (and HOT!!) over Alastor (because Vox is a fake bitch and there's not a lot of things that make him show his real emotions, especially publically. And it's. Exhilarating). But it quickly gets old when he makes you sit through the fifth meeting this week about what to do with Alastor and blah blah blah it's sooooo lame
At least that recording of Alastor getting his ass kicked by Adam always gets Vox in the mood so there are some benefits I guess :/
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L'APPEL DU VIDE
okay so. jack! jack. what a collection of guys. the overlap between jack and the beanstalk and jack the giant killer, though. that sure is something! sometimes king arthur is there, which always takes me by surprise.
this. specifically. is an idea I've been kicking around. jack and the beanstalk is not a story I've ever enjoyed, as a kid it was probably my least favorite to read. as an adult, I was INTENSELY fascinated by reading j.g. ballard's the drowned giant. I think about it frequently, and somewhere during a re read of it, I ended up revisiting jack.
combining different versions of jack into one character is not a new concept, but it IS a fun one! the version I've been assembling together plays less with the fun elements of a jack story (and adjacent folklore stories), and focuses more on the potential for tragic elements with the addition of the usual grim and jagged narrative edges that I personally enjoy.
jack with the backstory of the devil and the three golden hairs, only jack doesn't find love, he's TIRED, all he wants to do is go home, but there isn't a home to go back to. what is the point of being born lucky if this is what it gets you? jack the giant killer, only he doesn't want to kill giants, jack who saw a body of a giant when he was a small child and cannot bring himself to do as a king commands. jack, who climbs up the beanstalk and stops halfway to look down. etc.
to go back to the drowned giant real quick, both to set the tone about jack seeing the body of a giant as a youth, and also because I've been haunted and obsessed with this excerpt of it ever since I read it:
J. G. Ballard, The Drowned Giant
anyway! this was originally like, a two illustration concept to get out of my system. however. I'm halfway through outlining a narrative. so. maybe it will also be several illustrations and also comic.
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