#i'll watch for hailee and the dog

[liamlawsonlesbian]

tagged by @albonoooo, thank you, emy <33

what colour are your eyes?: brown (I used to say "chocolate brown" as a child)

tell me about your pets/your dream pet: my dog growing up was a shih tzu named merry (short for meriadoc, my family is incredibly nerdy) and he was the best boy in the world and thought he was a human. I would loooove a dog but the more realistic goal for my lifestyle atm is probably a rabbit

share some interesting fact about yourself: when I was 16 I was so hyperfixated on checking on certain actors/projects on imdb that when we had to do a challenge to be "closer to nature" for a creative writing project in 11th grade English, I wrote about trying to see how long I could give up imdb for (it was four days). My english teacher gave me an A but his only comment was a script for a conversation between me and Thoreau that ended w Thoreau saying "I'm going back to the woods"

what was the first fandom you were a part of?: hmmmm I was really intense about my interests from a very young age, but the first time I was part of an internet fandom in a participatory way was 1D

do you have any phobias?: I have an anxiety disorder but very few specific fears, weirdly

are you a picky eater? if so, what food can't you stand?: nope! I will try most things and have a pretty varied palate. I used to be a pretty snobby eater (which is NOT the same thing imo) but I've mostly gotten over that

do you eat the burger and fries at the same time or one after another?: usually mostly one after another, fries first, but I wouldn't say I'm strict about it

winter or summer: hmmmm see I really hate being overheated and don't mind being cold, so winter in a place where there are real seasons. but I grew up in a place where it's basically between 50F and 70F all year, so there I prefer summer bc I hate when it gets dark early

favourite fanfiction tropes: I love friends to lovers, I also love enemies to lovers.... basically I love any fic in which one character realizes they've been in love with a person they've been thinking about too much this whole time

are you studying or working? what do you study/is your job?: I'm a lawyer! I work for a law firm that does city attorney work for cities

what is the last country you visited: the netherlands, last february!! I went to amsterdam on a solo trip and I loved it so much

what country would you want to move to after retiring?: I think it really depends how my life turns out! but I would love to live in New Zealand at some point

who was your first crush?: this feels....difficult to answer in a concrete way bc of comphet lol but I'll say Hailee Steinfeld in True Grit

how did you get into f1 fandom?: @oscarpiastriwdc told me that I had to read the object in mirror series by @drivestraight at the beginning of May 2023 and then it was the Monaco gp and I decided to watch and well....here I am

no pressure tags for @formulahuh @piastrology @omigodyall @vegasgrandprix @argentinagp @chilegp if you haven't done it yet!

#tag games #personal #sharing the imdb story was ro's idea so i'm blaming them if you all think i'm insane

[katebishopfan]

No Vacancy: Part 3 (H.S)

Y/n POV:

"Hey guys, um have any of you seen Jenna?" I ask as 'good 4 u' blasts through the speakers. A couple of people shake their heads and the rest just ignore me continuing to drink whatever cheap alcoholic beverage someone brought, out of a red solo cup. I need to find her..

"Baby you made it!" Jenna's voice sounds behind me happily. I turn around and stare at her outfit for a few seconds. Fuck, why does she have to look so hot when I'm trying to break up with her? I nod my head mindlessly and turn my head as she goes into to kiss me causing her to simply peck my cheek. "Are you ready to party!?"

Hailee POV:

"Hey Griffin, so do you maybe.. I don't know, wanna watch a movie tonight?" I ask curiously from the doorway of his room. He glances up at me and slips his phone back into his pocket.

"No can do little sis, normally I would love to but I'm going out to a party tonight." He replies apologetically, shrugging his shoulders at me. My eyes light up and I grab his phone. "Hey what're you doing!?" He asks annoyedly. I shake my head and unlock it.

"Are you going to a party at a girl called Jenna's house?" I ask trying to find the text chain he had open.

"Uhh yeah, I think so, it's some sophomore's party.." He replies snatching his phone back from my hands. I nod my head and smile.

"I'm coming with you," I state. He laughs for a couple of seconds and then looks back up at me.

"Oh, you're serious." I nod my head and he shakes his. "No way, absolutely not. I'm not taking you to a party, Hailee." I grab his shoulders and shake them slightly looking up at him with my best puppy dog eyes.

"You have to Griff! Jenna is Y/n's girlfriend, which means Y/n will be there and I need to talk to her." I beg, hoping that he'll relent. Unfortunately, he continues to shake his head and removes my hands from his shoulders.

"No. Just because Y/n is there doesn't mean I'm going to take you to a party, there are lots of horny teenagers there and I will not risk you being exposed to annoying sophomore boys who think that younger girls are "hot" they're just pedos in the making-"

"If you don't let me come with you I'll tell mom and dad you're going to a party and they'll ground you for a month like they warned they would last time they found out you snuck out." I threaten, placing my hands on my hips. He sighs and glares at me.

"You're such a pain in the ass you know that Haiz?" He complains sitting back down on his bed. I raise an eyebrow at him. "We'll leave at 10 pm since it looks like it's around a half an hour drive to Jenna's." He mumbles defeatedly. I walk outside of his room and pump my fists triumphantly before walking back to my room.

(Timeskip)

"Remember the rules Hailee, don't drink any alcohol, talk to any scary girls or make eye contact with anyone who looks remotely like a teenage boy." I roll my eyes and hop out of the vehicle.

"Yeah, yeah. Let's go! I would like to find Y/n in this century, old man." Griffin mumbles something about not being an old man but I barely hear him as I knock on the door and get ushered in by some random girl. I walk further into the house and try and spot the y/h/c girl. Damnit, I thought this would be easier..

"Hailee? What are you doing here?" I turn around and smile at Brian who's giving me a confused look.

"I- uh, Y/n invited me." I lie hoping that he'll believe me since the truth is a lot lamer. He nods his head and shrugs his shoulders.

"Alright then, enjoy!" Then he walks off leaving me alone.

Where the hell are you Y/n?

I continue walking around the party weaving past people in vain as I try to find her but for some reason, I can't. Then all of a sudden I walk past the stairs. Maybe she's up there? I glance around to see if anyone watching me and then quickly dash upstairs. I look around tentatively trying to find her when I spot Jenna. As soon as I see Jenna I find Y/n. She has her arms wrapped around Jenna who's crying into her shoulder while Y/n tries to comfort her.

"I'm sorry Jenny I just-"

"It's okay, you don't have to explain yourself to me. I'm just surprised that's all. I thought we were doing well.. I guess not." Jenna replies while Y/n looks down at her sympathetically. I know I should walk away and let them have their moment alone but for some reason, I find myself rooted to the spot. All of a sudden Jenna leans in and kisses Y/n. Wow, that's a sight I never, ever wanna see again. Y/n pulls away and gets up running out of the room and barreling straight into me.

Y/n POV:

I did not expect that. I also didn't expect to crash into someone as I can out.

"Oh my God, I am so sorry- Hailee?" Her eyes widen as she looks at me and I pull her up wrapping my arms around her. "Hey, what're you doing here?" I ask slightly confused about how she got here and how she heard about this party. She pulls away and smiles at me.

"I wanted to see you so I might be blackmailed Griffin into letting me tag along with him." She explains with a mischievous grin on her face. I giggle and we walk downstairs together, holding each other's hands. We reach the kitchen and Hailee smiles up at me.

"What, do I have food on my face or something?" I ask nervously wiping my face. She shakes her head giggling and smiles back at her. "You're beautiful, you know that?" I whisper tucking a strand of fallen hair behind her ear. She blushes and I boop her nose softly.

"Thank you, you're not so bad yourself." She replies cheekily causing me to clutch my chest in offense.

"Not so bad?!" She giggles and wraps her arms around me.

"You're perfect." She whispers staring up at me lovingly.

God, the things she does to me.

I clear my throat and let go before drumming my fingers on the table awkwardly.

"C-can I make you a drink?" I ask and she frowns. "Non-alcoholic of course. Trust me I can make a mad Shirley Temple."

"Sure, but you point me in the direction of the bathroom first?" She asks and I nod.

"Of course, I'll take you there. I don't want you walking through the party alone and getting lost, or attacked by a horny teenage boy." I reply taking her hand and pulling her along to Jenny's bathroom, keeping her close to me at all times. "I'll wait here for you pretty girl," I inform her as she heads into the bathroom. As I wait a couple of guys bump into me and try to start a conversation with me but I politely decline each one of them when they ask if they can mix me a drink.

"Hey Y/n, can we talk?" I turn around to face Jenna and smiles at me.

"Depends."

"I just wanted to apologize for trying to kiss you, I know I shouldn't have so I'm sorry about that and I hope we can move on as friends." She explains looking up at me nervously. I nod my head and stick out my hand.

"Friends?"

"Friends." She murmurs while shaking it. Just then Hailee comes out of the washroom and stares at Jenna and me. "Hey Hails, are you ready for me to make the most epic non-alcoholic drink in the world for you?" I ask playfully, taking her hand into mine and smiling at Jenna. She gives Hailee a once-over before smiling back at me and leaving.

"I'm so ready." She replies jokingly as we walk back into the kitchen. I start to whip up a drink and when I'm finished I pass it to her, wanting her approval. She takes a sip and her eyes snap up to meet mine.

"Wow, this is really good!" She exclaims taking another sip happily. I smile and wrap my arms around her again wanting to feel the warmth of her body on mine when someone yells out.

"Seven minutes in heaven everyone, if you don't play you're a pussy!" I glance over at Hailee who shrugs and takes my hand to walk over there together. We sit down in a circle beside everybody and Brian places a bottle in the middle.

"Alright here are the rules: 1.) The only exception for not going into the closet is if you're related to the person, 2.) You must stay in the closet for seven minutes, no less, no more. 3.) No weak-ass bottle spins I want to see that thing make it around at least once. Clear?" Everyone nods their head and Brian kicks the glass to some guy who spins it. A few rounds go by filled with me holding my breath and hoping it won't land on Hailee when suddenly the bottle gets kicked to me.

"You're up L/n." I glance over at Hailee and spin the bottle watching as it goes around the circle twice and then lands on some random guy who smirks at me.

Great, just fucking great.

I walk with him into the closet and it slams behind us loudly. "I'm not going to kiss you if that's what you're hoping for," I announce clearing up any misunderstandings he might have. He nods his head and I pull out my phone click on Instagram and scroll until they let us out. I try and sit next to Hailee again but find that my seat has been taken so I sit down next to Griffin.

"Alright Hailee, you're up." I watch intently as she spins the bottle and beg whatever entity is running this universe for it to land on me. It slowly spins around the room before coming to a stop right in front of me. I cheer silently and stand up eagerly taking her extended hand as we walk in. The door slams shut again but this time I stare back at Hailee.

"Come over here, princess," I whisper sitting down and patting my lap. She nervously sits down on it and I smile up at her. "Don't be nervous honey. We don't have to do anything you don't want to." I explain softly caressing her face.

"What if I do want to do that?" She asks quietly staring down at my lips. I chuckle and pull her closer.

"Do you?"

"Yes." I take her face in my hands and run my thumb down her lips, parting them before I softly press mine onto hers. She lets out a content sigh and I pull back, tucking the now-fallen strands of hair back behind her ear. "That was my first kiss." She admits after a few seconds. I smile.

"How was it?" I ask watching her face break into a small smile.

"Incredible." She whispers.

"I'd be happy to do it again," I reply already leaning in to connect our lips.

#hailee steinfeld x reader #hailee steinfeld #hailee steinfeld x female!reader #xreader #readerinsert #xfemalereader #wlw #gxg #sapphic

[dilaila95]

#i'll watch for hailee and the dog #marvel #hawkeye #hawkeye series #marvel meme #meme #marvel memes #clint barton #kate bishop #vision #Avengers

[youreonyourown-kid]

Watched the first 2 episodes of Hawkeye. Some thoughts:

Yes I have terrible taste and I 100% want the fully finished Roger's musical

Hailee Steinfeld is bby 💓

Idk I don't hate Jeremy Renner as Clint but he is just...so boring to watch

Tracksuit mafia!!

I know Pizza dog is supposed to be like comic relief and they aren't actually feeding a dog that much pizza...but please don't feed a dog that much pizza :/

I feel guilty watching it because David Aja isn't profiting off it eventhough they are using so much of his art..like fuck you diney marvel pay your artists

Pick up a trade of the fraction/hawkeye run if you haven't

Better yet pick up a copy of "Seeds" which is Ajas most recent work

And I KNOW there's usually so little actually taken from the comics but the Fraction/Aja run is SO GOOD and would have been such a good series its sad we'll never get that show.

Like I family man Clint is fine I guess but hot mess Clint is gold

Stupid juice Wheaties

I'll continue watching mostly for Haliee/Kate and hoping Florence/Yelena shows up but I hope it gets better

#hawkeye #marvel #kate bishop #clint barton #hailee steinfeld #jeremy renner #david aja #matt fraction #disney plus

[mortallybeautifuldream]

My thoughts on the first two episodes of Hawkeye that no one asked for

Kate Bishop is a Mary Sue. Idc what age you started taking karate, ain't no way that little girl could hold her own against grown male mafia gangsters. Yes Clint and Nat were regular humans (in the MCU at least) but they were highly trained as assassins, I honestly don't remember much of comic Clint's backstory but both comic and MCU Nat were trained day and night for years by experts in multiple forms of combat and martial arts, psychology, seduction, and much more. It's fair that Nat can keep up with the big dogs even though she's a normal human physiologically (in the mcu at least). Kate Bishop took gymnastics under a normal instrustor for normal lesson times, and you expect me to believe she can be a competent super hero and stay conscious after being hurled into a brick wall by a man twice her size and age? Rey ''Skywalker'' much?

and I feel like this does such a disservice to the character, the actress, the series, and the fans when this happens. We all want to see women in powerful lead roles but I want to see them in ones they've earned, and that I can respect them for. It's the same with male characters too, if a character is just super strong and amazing and liked and has all these resources available to them on a whim, they've earned nothing and I have no respect for them regardless of what they accomplish

I'm sorry but Hailee Steinfield was not the right actress for this role come at me

I don't know of any character in the MCU that grunts during a fight as much as she has holy shit I felt like I was watching porn

Evil stepdad cliche

Mom sides with stepdad cliche

Seems Hawkeye is turning into a bit of a Loki situation where the show is actually about some other chick instead of the show's namesake :/ at least Sylvie was a Loki so it was like, okay I wanted a show more about our Loki but she's still him technically so I'll let it slide. But I was so looking forward to a show all about Clint to give his character the depth and value he deserves. I need to stop getting my hopes up that Phase 4 will be anywhere near as good as the previous phases tbh.

not really a genuine critique but I'm sorry who keeps a whole pizza box in the fridge fOR oNe sLiCe oF PizZA

spoiled rich girl is spoiled

The mom said ''young people and rich people always feel invincible and you've always been both" - meaning Kate's always been rich - meaning their family had money back when Kate was a kid and her mom was yelling at her dad for not having any money to pay the bills. Either this is a plot hole or the mom is sus and this will make sense later

I'll be seriously shocked if the dad is actually dead and the mom is not into some shady shit tbh. Feels like that's where the plot is going already so I'll be very pleasantly surprised if I'm wrong

Girl took karate lessons from a 49 year old named Jake in the mall so ofc now she can pick a lock? Why? How? Plot reasons, duh

Edgy girl wears a suit cliche

overall the first two eps felt very cheesy, predictable, and contrived

I really do hope it gets better

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also i'd die for that dog but she better feed him something more nutritious for dogs seriously okay thanks for coming to my ted talk

#mcu #hawkeye #hailee steinfield #hawkeye show #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #clint barton #kate bishop #disney #disney plus #i just wanna see clint #doing some cool stuff #fighting people with his hearing aids off and stuff like the badass he is #kate / hailee seriously make my eyes roll so far back it hurts #wouldnt be sad if kate died tbh #love that clint told his wife all about his time as ronin #fuck i'm sorry i forgot her name okay