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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 5 months ago
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If I may once again dip my toe into the discourse surrounding Greek Mythology, a lot of people like to rewrite or reframe the story of Medusa, and that’s great! Highly encourage it. But, DON’T YOU DARE GO AND DEMONIZE MY BOY PERSEUS!
Perseus isn’t some vile misogynist who hunts down and murders Medusa for the hell of it. He’s a scared kid who’s trying to save his mom from a forced marriage (whom herself has been a victim of terrible abuse from her father) to a creepy evil king and gets duped by the Gods into cleaning up their mess for them. He’s not the villain, he’s just another pawn. So if I see one more motherfucker trying to make him out to be the “real monster” I will throw hands.
You know what would be way more interesting?! Medusa sees Perseus rolling up to her crib and freaks out cause ‘holy shit this is a fucking kid. a fucking toddler with a sword and shield.’ and they hash it out and then TEAM UP to kill the evil kind trying to force marry Perseus’ mother! Think of the dynamics that you could write! The interactions that could occur. I mean, one of ‘em is gonna have to wear a blindfold but hey, minor problems.
What I’m saying is, gimme a buddy cop movie where Perseus and Medusa team up to fight evil in Ancient Greece.
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willowcoded · 7 months ago
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in my secret good spn when dean comes down the stairs in his suit for his rom com makeover moment bela is still doing finishing touches so her mouth drops open while she’s putting in an earring or something and they do the whole wow, wow, not bad, etc etc.  and then she still has to put on her lipstick so she sits down in front of the mirror to do it and she catches him watching and their eyes meet in the mirror and hold for just a little too long.  anyway idk what the fuck happens in that episode but in this version they get whatever it is they were trying to get and go back to the house and sam immediately goes to his room and passes out and bela and dean sit on the sofa a little drunk and he’s looking at her lips again and she just says - you wanna try?  and he doesn’t really know what she’s asking so he leans in to kiss her and she laughs so he stops and she says no - i mean - and pulls the lipstick out of her bag - do you wanna try it?  and he thinks that he should say no but instead he says i don’t know how.  she just smiles and he is captivated, doesn’t move an inch as she moves closer, uncaps the lipstick and takes his jaw in her hand while she works.  when she’s done he goes to look in the mirror and stares and stares.  she asks, do you like it?  he swallows and says all quiet, yeah.
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autistic-paul · 5 months ago
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p.paul mathhrews,,,,,,,,,,, pol mattres,,, pill mattaias,,,,,,, poil...................................
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ezrasbirdie · 9 months ago
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sending via ask for the whole class: pls can we play Pedro character spin the bottle during “wild weekend” OR seven minutes in heaven I am not picky, just very thirsty tysm 😘
LET’S DO SPIN THE BOTTLE BECAUSE THEN I CAN KISS YOU AND THE BOYS CAN KISS TOO!
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cminerva · a month ago
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Oh my god you guys. Season two is happening 🤩
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heart-of-gold-outlaw · a year ago
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Reader, who is totally not stoned: “Yeah, I’m riding music like a horse.”
Arthur: ???
Sean, who has 100% smoked weed in the past: *nods* “Those waves are faster than any stallion.”
Ko-Fi
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theghostnugget · 8 months ago
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Kurama: I think not dealing with your problems is a one way ticket to an emotional breakdown
Hiei: I'm not really the emotional breakdown type
Kurama: I know. That's why it's gonna be a big one
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legendsisbetterthancanon · 7 months ago
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Anyone know that feeling of helpless frustration when an opinion that you're disagreeing with is popular?
Or a person is earning praise and agreement for saying something that you think is just plain false?
God, it's so fucking annoying. You are so certain that their opinion is wrong, and yet you have to live with the knowledge that many people agree with them and are thus also wrong.
It's just... so many people will never agree with you on things that you deem important. So many people will think that you're wrong (or even mock you or ridicule you for your stance on something) even though you are so desperate to make them understand your point, to make them realize the truth of the world... And they just won't get it. They will die never having realized your truth, and no matter how much you may rage against that you will nonetheless have to admit defeat.
It is frustrating, and it is humbling, and it is a good reminder that living means accepting a million imperfections in the vague hope that it will be worth it somehow.
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42idiots · 9 months ago
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Hello here are some seunghyub pictures
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ultrahamilham · a year ago
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Can I just say something? I appreciate each and every one of you. You make me enjoy what I do, and you interact with me. You make me really feel like I'm part of the fandom. I feel appreciated and I'm always excited to write for you. Thank you all so much ❤️
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legendsoffodlan · a year ago
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IntSys designed Leonie as the ultimate butch-lesbian but they realized she would be too powerful so they nerfed her by making her straight and a fangirl.
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hairringtonsteve · 11 months ago
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havenothingtodowithme · a year ago
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Can't. Stop. Thinking. About. Him...
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waver22 · 5 months ago
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Drank enough shit for today
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grxngeandrxses · 8 months ago
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I wanna post chapter 2 but I'm getting so far ahead of myself and chap 1 wasn't even that good ;-;
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justsomeghostofme · a year ago
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I can’t find an ask meme at this moment, can someone send asks to maybe stop me from anxiety/depression spiraling any more than I have.
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stillseekwill · a year ago
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If you like this post I'll send you a love letter.
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barbellsandbetasheets · a year ago
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Man landlords are so entitled. I just messaged this woman asking about August 1 and she replied saying that she’s looking for July 1 (which is in TWO DAYS), but that she’d hold it for me if I’m willing to pay more than the listed price. Like, hon, you’re the desperate one here, why do you think you could charge me more because you can’t find a tenant for tomorrow, that makes literally zero sense. I just told her good luck finding someone for July.
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fadedjacket · 2 years ago
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am i late? thanks @johnathot-seed for for excuse to draw him like this
and this is a test sketch, should I redraw it normally?
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godcursedme · a year ago
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tumblr just fuckin recommended me an exclusionist blog so i wanna say ACE AND ARO PEOPLE ARE NOT HETEROSEXUAL AND SHOULD NEVER BE CALLED THAT. THEY MIGHT BE CIS BUT THET AREN’T HETERO AND THEY BELONG IN LGBTQA SPACES
honestly, if you don’t accept these people, FUCK OFF
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