#i'm a toast

[toasteaa]

Everyone loves the Boyfriend Jacket, but what about the Husband Coat?

Diluc draping his coat across your shoulders because you forgot your own? Immediately looking the other direction to hide the heat coming to his cheeks when you settle into it?

Zhongli's thinly veiled swell of pride when he sees his coat around your shoulders? Savoring the scent of your perfume as long as he can for days after you've returned it to him?

Wriothesley's little half complaints about the chill in his office after you've taken his coat? Hiding how much he actively enjoys the sight of you utterly swamped in the fur and bulk of fabric?

Neuvillette having removed his mantle and stole in order to drape his robes across your sleeping form? His inability to completely focus back on his work after he sees how immediately you curl into it with that satisfied little hum he's come to enjoy so dearly?

Just...husband coats...

#toast talks #genshin impacted #I'm just...I'm in a mood and that mood is 'give me your coat. it's mine now' #I need a warm and heavy coat on me rn so I can take a fat nappy and ignore my job LOL #alright alright visibility tags time: #genshin x reader #genshin x you #diluc x reader #zhongli x reader #wriothesley x reader #neuvillette x reader #okay now I'm done I'm gonna go be self indulgent

[skeletoninthemelonland]

ref sheet that shows the extent of his injuries (he's in his pajamas)

#**continuously puts him through hell** #i know this isn't a very realistic depiction of burnt scars but I just wanted to show which parts of his body were the most affected #*Springdad says they still hurt/itch sometimes #TOAST RABBIT /ref #springdad au #starbsart #it's not exactly winter where i live anymore but is still cold anyway. I'm using a sweater rn so uhhh yea #he usually sleeps shirtless during warmer seasons (mosquitoes be eating him alive) #fnaf

[catboy-bride]

i can't believe leon asks luis to 'be straight with him' like have you taken a good look at this man

#like leon.... #come on.... #resident evil #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 remake #re4 #re4 remake #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #luis sera #luis serra #serennedy #leon x luis #re4make #re4r #aphex toastposting #i need a tag for when i'm zoinked while posting #aphex toast gifs

[lightningidle]

Go campaign manager go!!

DO NOT EDIT OR REPOST

#my art #Dimension 20 #Riz Gukgak #Fantasy High #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #I'm just gonna keep finding excuses to draw him in clothes aside from his canon fit. Riz ilu but you gotta own at least ONE t shirt right #the toast is burnt bc I think Riz just likes it burnt

[ghostboidanny]

Danny's first morning in the Wayne manor after adoption

Alfred: So, Master Danny, what would you like to eat for breakfast? We have toast.

Danny: *war flashbacks*

Danny, going full eldritch abomination: I̴f̷ ̶I̵'̷m̷ ̴f̴o̵r̵c̷e̸d̵ ̷t̴o̵ ̷e̸a̴t̷ ̵t̶o̸a̸s̴t̸ ̴O̵n̷e̷ ̵m̵o̸r̸e̵ ̶t̷i̵m̴e̴ ̷I̸'̸m̴ ̴g̷o̴i̵n̸g̵ ̵t̶o̵ ̶u̸s̷e̶ ̵m̶y̷ ̸p̴o̷s̶i̴t̴i̴o̷n̴ ̸a̴s̶ ̴G̶h̸o̸s̶t̸ ̴K̸i̷n̴g̵ ̷t̴o̸ ̷w̵a̷g̴e̷ ̶w̸a̷r̶ ̷o̷n̵ ̸E̷a̴r̴t̴h̴ ̸a̴n̸d̶ ̶d̵e̶s̶t̴r̷o̷y̴ ̴e̷v̶e̶r̴y̷ ̷t̵o̸a̷s̴t̸e̷r̷ ̷i̴n̷ ̴e̴x̵i̷s̵t̷e̶n̴c̷e̴ ̸

Batfam: ...

Alfred: ... We also have cereal

Danny, back to normal: Ohhh, you got any fruit loops?

#dpxdc #dp x dc #the zalgo text says: #If I'm forced to eat toast One more time I'm going to use my position as Ghost King to wage war on Earth and destroy every toaster in exist #the bats didn't know that the adoption bait bruce picked up was the actual for real ghost king #danny got toast related trauma #attacking earth because the GIW hunted and vivisected him? nah #attacking earth because of toast? yah

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

self-love is me resisting the urge to eat the leftovers I have in the fridge as a bedtime snack, out of compassion and adoration for future-me, who deserves to wake up in the morning and eat something delicious without having to cook it first

#self-love is also current-me cooking eggs and toast as a midnight snack instead #it's delicious and i am not so hungry and rushed that i mind taking the time to cook something yummy #and as a second act of self-care i am even doing the dishes instead of leaving them to soak overnight! i'm being so kind to my future self! #... actually no I'm gonna leave the frying pan to soak. future-me can deal with that they're the one getting delicious leftovers #food mention

[expelliarmus]

#mine #doctor who #dwedit #david tennant #catherine tate #matt smith #karen gillan #arthur darvill #immediately thought of this bit from a town called mercy while i was watching :') #toast crumbs on the console: slightly off course #coffee into the console: EXPLOSIONS #ok idk if tumblr's going to like me posting 2 gifsets within an hour #so if this doesn't show up in the tags... oh well!! #only a few more days until the last special is out..... #i'm so excited but also sad!!! i don't want these to end!!!!!

[thebibliosphere]

"How come you never promote reels about my books on Insta/Tumblr/Twitter"

Idk bestie (derogatory at this point); maybe because you use photosensitive, potentially seizure-inducing filters, and despite me telling you this is why I won't promote your work, you refuse to use anything else.

Like sorry if I care more about the safety of my followers than your work, but if you've been told something is an issue, refuse to do anything about it, then come at me saying it's not fair that I talk about other people's books, that's on you.

I ain't risking giving someone a seizure because you're too invested in using the latest filters to actually market your shit properly.

#this is aimed at a very specific person #I'm not naming names #(not yet) #but sweet suffering christ on toast you are testing my patience #vent post

[scalpho]

yttd sibling death reactions we didn't get to see

#this art is from ages ago now and i'm still honestly very unhappy w the shin+kanna one #but i refound this and the satous one was so funny to me i was like i cant NOT post this #if tumblr toasts the already naff quality on these then um.. oops! #your turn to die #kimi ga shine #kanna kizuchi #shin tsukimi #greenblings #kai satou #rio ranger #scal art

[theside-b]

UNKNOWN (2024) episode 8 - the distance between us and love

#unknown the series #bldramaedit #asianlgbtqdramas #taiwanese drama #chris chiu #kurt huang #how the turns have tabled #san pang should be thankful that yuen is not a vindictive protagonist #that toast felt like a threat lol #I'm just having so much fun with this show

[toasteaa]

Suddenly struck with the thought of my faves twirling my hair around their fingers and I'm so deeply unwell about it!!!

Diluc getting distracted by a single free curl and trying to tuck it away, only to find himself even more distracted when the ends curl around the tip of his finger. How ardently he resists the urge to untuck it and give it a little tug, just to see it bounce back into a spiral when he lets it go again.

Kaeya giving a curl that somehow escaped its siblings wrapped up in a bun, a teasing pull and snickering when you swat at his hand lightly. Only to come back when you're focused on your work to continuously wind and unwind the hair around his fingers fondly.

Zhongli marveling at the way the sun catches each looping curl; lining them in what he believes is the finest gold that he's ever seen. Tenacious as stone when holding their shape, yet softer than down spun from clouds in his hands; he relishes in the way each curl he toys with loses it shape for only a moment before bouncing back the same as ever.

Xiao's familiar and signature wary gaze turning into one of shock and curiosity when he gives a ringlet a cautious tug, and it give a soft spring back into its original shape. He's too unsure of himself to do much more, but often finds himself passively toying with a curl or two whenever you're near.

Cyno running oiled fingers throughout your curls, helping you apply a protectant that will keep most of the heat and humidity of the forests at bay. Separating each curl so carefully, like you've taught him before; giving a satisfactory huff when his, "you should really call these 'cutie-cles'" joke makes you sigh, but the quivering of your shoulders and the light sway of your curls tells him that you're holding back your laugh.

Kaveh struck with a sudden stroke of genius and dashing to his drafts after spending the past thirty minutes mindlessly curling your ringlets on his fingers. A month later, you find pillars in his latest work with that same, familiar pattern as the ringlets he always toys with.

Neuvillette enamored with the image of you allowing a curl to coil about your fingers while you think. His hands itch to reach out and curl it himself, but he shows restraint in this public space. Perhaps in the privacy of his own quarters, you'll let him feel those ringlets curling around his fingers again.

Wriothesley, so familiar with the rigidity and gruffness of Meropide, finding a moment of solace when he gets the chance to bury his face in your curls. Always holding you as close as possible when you lay against his chest, just so he can see each coil spring back into place after he's stretched it out. Like a little calming ritual just for him.

Just! Just!!!!!! Play with my hair pleaseeee 🥺💕🙏🏾

#toast talks #genshin impacted #this was NOT supposed to be this long but clearly I couldn't shut up - #I always see those posts and fics that talk about characters running their fingers through the reader's hair and it's like no!!!! #You cannot run your fingers through my hair! They will get trapped! I will get poofy if you aren't careful! #But pls pls pls pls pls play with my ringlets!!!!! I do it all the time and I want them to do it too 🥺💕🙏🏾 #self ship #self shipping #x reader #genshin x reader #diluc x reader #diluc x you #kaeya x reader #kaeya x you #zhongli x reader #zhongli x you #xiao x reader #xiao x you #cyno x reader #cyno x you #kaveh x reader #kaveh x you #neuvillette x reader #neuvillette x you #wriothesley x reader #wriothesley x you #GOD THAT'S SO MANY TAGS I'M NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN WJXJSJXSI

[kulaykonfetti]

yellaw boy

#HE'S ME. HE HAS SO MANY THINGS I RELATE TO. WHAT . WHAT. WHAT #don't hug me i'm scared #dont hug me im scared #don't hug me i'm scared fanart #dhmis #dhmis fanart #dhmis yellow guy #dhmis duck #dhmis red guy #fall doesn't exist here. w/e. i live in my fall dream #scorpions tw #i toast i draw i poast

[natjennie]

I love that no matter how many fucking times alison gestures to exactly where the ghosts are mike will still look up in the air for them. the fact that he makes an attempt to interact directly with them instead of just always looking to alison is so charming. but also adhd king.

#mike cooper my bestie mike cooper #when julian records him talking about the house and he looks up and goes 'thanks julian' #like... he knows that means he's there and he believes enough to interact with them even when alison isnt there #like. he means so much to me #it would be so easy for him as a character to just always be the straight man #and be going along with it for alisons sake but then roll his eyes #but he doesnt!!! he trusts that they're there! he tries to talk to them when she's not there~!! #yeah maybe he's a little bit scared of them at first but then those are his wife's family! #that's his wife's group of friends and he wants to be included!! #he wants to know their inside jokes. he pays attention. he knows which one is which. #when alison says mary is gone he says #'the one that smells like toast and spies on me in the toilet' like. yeah she had more personality than that #but he remembers who she is!!!!!!!!!! #and acknowledges that alison needs to mourn! #i'm gonna sobBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #bbc ghosts #i cant watch ghosts high i get so emotional

[sprnklersplashes]

I think it says a lot about kaz brekker as a character that when he was nine years old he watched his father get crushed underneath a plough forcin ghim to leave his home and move to another city and it's only like the third most traumatising thing to happen to him

maybe not even because that boy went through some shit in those books

#six of crows #kaz brekker #leigh bardugo #kaz after dropping his toast: man this is sadder than the time my dad got crushed to death by a farm plough :( #jesper choking on their tea: I'm sorry WHAT

[pettyoddity]

pepper

#kanaya #vriska #hs #@ #aradia #croissants #ot3 #i'm sorry i drew aradia and thought it was so hilarious with her being Just There™ waiting for the eggs to cook #while the vriskans are cook-flirting; Do You Want Your Eggs Peppered // Yeas........ I want my eggs peppered... :::;) #for the record kan doesn't usually cook; she lets vris do the cooking because she isn't a confident cook -- #and she also knows vris is most dangerous when she's got nothing to do... she gets So Annoying like so! -- #aradia and kan are up just a bit earlier than vris so breakfast was discussed to be done -- #aradia got the toast ready and then sat so still--with fork and knife in hand--that vris didn't even notice her it's incredible

[digdeepergravedigger09]

the result of this song getting stuck in my head for about 2 full days

Song: Do You Like Waffles? by Parry Gripp

Please don't link this video to anywhere other than tumblr.

#hermitshipping #grumbo #scarcub #ethubs #dig draws stuff #my brain is still full of waffles and pancakes and french toast I'm suffering #can't wait to get a mouthful