#i'm australian

[min-play]

this is the worst isekai

#min draw #minbitt #WHERE IS THE TUTORIAL #HOW DO YOU PLAY #I NEED ANSWERS #i'm australian

[on-partiality]

are you republican or a democrat

uhhh...a democratic republican/federalist mix ?

#I'm AUSTRALIAN #and I never talk about politics? ever? #+am like...12??? #politics #american politics #american history #funny #asks #amrev

[spnexploration]

We're entering the time of year where the washing takes forever hung out inside, instead of just waiting for a nice day and it drying on the line in a few hours. Booooo hissss

#I'm Australian #it's Autumn

[sparkyblizz]

you know what sucks about living in the Eastern Hemisphere (if that's what you call it)? all the cool day themed posts like out of touch Thursday etc. etc. only come on my dash the day after, because all the Western Hemisphere people (Americans, Canadians, and Brits mainly) are like behind my timezone

#sparkyblizz speaks #I'm australian

[transboykirito]

Are you British? You spell things differently sometimes haha, was just wondering.

what have i done to deserve this ;-;

#anon #asks #i'm australian

[thelesbianraven]

How the fuck am I paler than my Scottish coworkers??

#I'm Australian #I'm currently living in the UK #I get heat stroke when I cook in the kitchen #I get sunburns in the winter #I was not meant to live in Australia #Why did my nan have to leave Scotland?

[thatthingsittinginthecorner]

Plans cancelled I sound british as hell

#I'M AUSTRALIAN

[eluxcastar]

Hi! Just super curious where did you get the BSD bingo from again? Just asking since I'm Czech and I was soo surprised to see Czech in it, I don't think I've ever seen it on tumblr in prompts!! :) Hehehe

If I had a nickel for every Czech person who appeared because of that post I'd have two nickels which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice 🧐

BUT hello dear anon ❤️ to answer the question I got it from a BSD server on Discord 👍 full name Bungō Stray Dogs Fanfic Writers & Lovers, you can find it on Disboard. I just had to fill out a google form with the amount I wanted and the kinds I wanted and got a collection to such specifications ❤️

#☆ — riri says. #♡ — anon visit. #before someone else asks #no I'm not Czech 😭 #I'm Australian

[that-one-ace-bastard]

Happy Mishapocalypse

Please enjoy this Aromantic Misha icon I made in 2mins on g%gle photos :)

#feel free to use this image of Misha #I'm Australian #For you I am early for me I am on time #please do not reblog

[f1-stuff]

Australian GP '24 // Post-Race Press Con

#all they do is talk talk poke poke giggle giggle #i'm so happy to see them in a press con together again 😭 #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #charlos #Australian GP '24 #2024 #gifs #mine #formula one #f1 #ferrari #australian gp 2024

[nerdybluephoenix]

Alien: Why do you do that? What does it mean?

Human: Do what?

Alien: The verbal sound. "Um" and "Uh"

Human: Oh! Well, sometimes when I'm trying speak, I need to a moment to process. It's a pause while I think.

Alien: Why don't you just say nothing when you pause?

Human: Oh! Um...

#I had to do a mock interview for class an hour ago #and yes using “um” was brought up it always is #Added this tag after the replies as a just in case: I'm not against saying um I actually hate when I'm told I can't say it #humans are space orcs #humans are weird #humans are space australians #humans are space oddities #space orcs #aliens #humans are so weird #outer space #galaxy #funny

[rockatanskette]

One of the running themes in "humans are space orcs" circles is the idea that humans will bond with anything. I can think of plenty of stories of humans making friends with wild animals, alligators, predators, creatures that aliens would immediately recognize as too dangerous for contact. But I was reading a story about two orangutans released back into the wild today and there's a certain element to that story I haven't seen so often: humans will bond with animals regardless of whether the bond is reciprocal.

For every story of a human making friends with some unlikely creature, there are dozens of stories of conservation specialists tranquilizing animals, tending to their wounds or illness, and releasing them because they're too dangerous to handle consciously. Stories of tagging birds of prey and timber wolves and Siberian tigers. Fat Bear Week? Any of those bears would rip your face off without hesitation. But they're round and fluffy and intimidating and beautiful and we love them even though they hate us. We make an effort to protect our monsters, because we love our monsters.

Imagine an alien planet that's experiencing ecological degradation. Their flora is dying, and they can't figure out why. And, offhandedly, in a diplomatic mission, an allied planet mentions that humans have successfully reversed similar devastation on Earth. So they reach out and Earth sends some experts to check it out. And what do they suggest? Reintroducing an apex predator that used to be a scourge against alien settlements. The species still exists in other regions of the planet, but it is slowly disappearing outside of its native habitat.

The aliens are askance. They've told bedtime stories to their young of these creatures: how they tear apart their prey, how they've eaten their organs and rip apart their homes. Some suggest that it's a trick—that the humans are trying to prompt them into destroying themselves.

But there are many alien cultures on this planet, with many different stories and some of them agree. The world watches in anticipation as the humans help their predators. They seek them out, these fearless otherworlders, putting them to sleep and tending their wounds. They keep track of the beasts, not to harm them, but to protect them.

At first the doomsayers' prophecy seems to come true. The predators devour prey animals like a feast, like a slaughter to people who have never been so close to the circle of life. But then, slowly, not over months but over years, comes change. The prey no longer eat the leaves and buds of every tree; some are left to bloom and fall. The refuse rots in the dirt, and the floods cease as the soil grows thick with compost and rotted bone, thick enough to hold water. The shapes of rivers change to protect their surroundings from the rain. The pollinators rebound.

Decades later, other cities and nations begin to accept this human myth of "conservation." Champions arise, alien champions, now, who go into the depths of the wilderness and the seas to protect those predators from the apathy of time.

Not all of them make it. This is something else the humans teach. Sometimes the tranquilizers are not enough. Sometimes the timing is wrong. Sometimes accidents happen. And when they do, the aliens look to humans for an answer for why they should protect these creatures who have killed those they love?

"Because they knew the risks," the humans say. "Because they would be the first to speak to save them. Because they taught you to see the beauty in the wild and you must not close your eyes."

So, despite themselves, they don't.

#humans are space orcs #earth is space australia #humans are space australians #this wasn't originally about steve irwin #but it turned into being about steve irwin #i'm crying about stingrays now #it's fine

[getitdcne]

#☆don't touch the vinyl you prick (music) #☆the thing is... i don't care (isms) #Spotify #((before anyone gets all pissy #I'm Australian #I've spent my entire career in legal service to the crown #and I don't care

[bbglewis]

Logan when Williams check their Excel and realise they don't have a chassis:

#I'm sorry 😭 #australian gp 2024 #formula 1 #williams racing #logan sargeant

[fuckbarca]

this is so fucking crazy to me he's literally just Glowing. cracks shitty jokes and then checks to see if oscar's laughing and then his smile grows 10x when he sees that he is

#lando norris #oscar piastri #mclaren #i'm sorry but they're actually crazy and i find it so funny that oscar finds the jokes funny as well #lando and his shitty australian accent making an appearance and oscar eating it up

[saphushia]

|| part 1 || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 coming soon... ||

man sabo really thought he'd get away from ace that easy, huh? well tough shit buddy you just got the attention of one of the most stubborn men on the seas. i do wonder how this'll play out now that sabo's cornered... hehe >;3

textless versions below the cut for those who want to look at. pictures <3

(skipped page 5 due to. y'know. it not having any dialogue)

#see this is why i don't give estimations on when updates will come #because literally 3 days ago someone asked when part 2 was coming and i said at least a week or so cause i only had 1 page done #and then i just got in the grove and cranked out 3 1/2 pages in 2 days dfkghsdjkf #consistant workflow? what's that lol #warlord!ace au #one piece #sabo one piece #sabo the revolutionary #portgas d ace #hmmm koala's here but i don't think enough to tag her #cause she's entirely offscreen #ah well #art #comic #warlord!ace au update #feels wierd to post textless because like. the bubbles are a very important part of the page balance #but i'm also the kind of nerd who likes to look at that sort of thing so i get it akjbdfkgj #i'm posting this so late but whatever. your welcome uhhhh australians? maybe? sdfkbgk #pleaaase let there be no more errors i've corrected like 4 since starting the post and i'm so worried i'll post it and find another