#i'm clowning for x

[coffit0]

This happened in canon btw I was there trust me

#they'd pick the flashiest silly outfit ouughhrhfb I WHERE ARE MY FANFICS AT *RATTLING THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE* #one piece #uta one piece #uta #buggy #buggy one piece #shanks #red haired shanks #shanks one piece #shuggy #back at my shuggy posting I'm not sorry and it will happen again #old men yaoi so good you make up stories in your mind where they adopt a daughter and live the mundane domestic life together.. #shanks x buggy #buggy the clown #artfitto

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#911 abc #ryan guzman #oliver stark #HOLY SHIT!!! #WE GETTING BUDDIE CANNON #OR WERE ALL GONNA BE A BUNCH OF CLOWNS #I'm pretty sure it has to be buddie cannon #don't play us ryan #buddie #buck x eddie #eddie x buck #evan buckley #eddie diaz #WE'RE TRYING TO GIVE THE AUDIENCE WHAT THEY WANT? YOU KIDDING ME? YOU KIDDING ME? DON'T PLAY US MAN

[charliethechandelure]

Anything - Adrianne Lenker

#i'm always emotional about those two #one piece #op fanart #fanart #digital art #charliethechandelure #buggy the clown #red haired shanks #akagami no shanks #op buggy #op shanks #shuggy #shanks x buggy

[spacedace]

dp x dc prompt:

Due to something magical going on in Gotham the Bats, at Constantine's suggestion, summon/call a powerful ghost/Liminal (Danny/Jazz/Elle/Dan, take your pick) that has apparently been living in Gotham for a few years (Bruce is Not Happy to find out he was oblivious to this fact) to help.

The Fenton that was summoned/called agrees to help the Bats- but with on one condition: they need advice on how to tell their significant other(s) about their whole ghost/liminal nature and don't know how to do that with people so completely removed from anything to do with the supernatural or hero stuff.

The Bats agree, but as soon as the Fenton reveals their civilian identity to try and smooth over the "oops I never did tell you I moved here my bad" portion of the program Bruce recognizes them as the person one of his children has been dating.

He immediately decides "fuck it, Bruce gets to be the one to cause a lil chaos this time, as a treat" and has the Batkid dating the Fenton in question come over in their vigilante gear to be the one to give the advice.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp prompt #bruce wayne #john constantine #batfam #batkids #danny fenton #jazz fenton #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #dan phantom #Bruce: this is my circus and those are my monkeys but you know what i'm on break right now #the monkeys can deal with this clown shit on their own this time #batkid in full vigi gear seeing their SO who doesn’t know their secret identity standing there next to Bruce: 👁👄👁

[itsthislake]

Old Friends.

Long story short, I saw this post and got possessed by the shuggy spirit.

Credit goes to galactic-mystics-writes for the poem(? text? this is a poem right?). Enjoy!

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Extra:

#one piece #one piece comic #one piece fanart #red haired shanks #akagami no shanks #buggy the clown #shuggy #shanks x buggy #lake's art #i'm lowkey obsessed with these two lmao #shuggy divorce #would buggy even call shanks his old friend? shanks def would but buggy? idk #honestly it's so fun to draw these two #i'm like. stupidly proud of that first page too lmao #can you make a comic out of drawing the same two people nine times in a row? apparently yes lol

[apocalyp-tech-a]

OK, 'hear' me out. (Helps to wear headphones if you listen.) Season 2, Episode 16, Plan 99, Mark 6:04. Season 3, Episode 3, Shadows of Tantiss, Mark 1:20. When the assassin is introduced - it's the same ominous drum(?) sound as when the hinge severs on the railcar after Tech shoots it. Not me looking for any sort of musical leitmotif crumbs that Tech is that assassin. I promised myself I wouldn't speculate. 🙃

#clone x #y'all i'm running out of clown make-up #the bad batch spoilers #tbb spoilers #tbb season 3 spoilers #tech the bad batch #the bad batch #the bad batch season 3 spoilers #star wars spoilers #cx-2 #clone assassin #star wars #spoilers #pay no mind to me i've been wrong before lol #i just really need tech to be alive :'(

[bucci-bombon]

"wanna see what else i can do"

#buggy the clown #captain buggy #buggy x reader #buggy one piece #op buggy #one piece #I'm sorry I did it again #i just can't stop drawing him like this HAHAHA

[charlietheepicwriter7]

Why is it always Hellva Boss earworms that make me come up with ideas?

So, during the whole Freakshow thing, it wasn't true mind control. Danny was definitely affected, but it messed with his self esteem and emotions to the point where he damaged all of his relationships and is considering running away. Freakshow, who was a little bit smarter in this, then reveals that he knows Danny's a halfa and hey, why don't you join my ghost circus while you figure some things out.

So Danny becomes a clown because he's always liked clowns, and if you've seen the new episode, you know what happens next

and over the course of a few years, Freakshow isolates Danny from his family and friends, indoctrinates him into the crime side of business, and gaslights Danny into thinking he's nothing without him. Danny loves performing, but is so beaten down that he thinks he can't leave even if that's what he wants. Danny's a famous performer at this point, even if no one knows his real identity. The other ghosts aren't really a comfort since they're mind controlled.

The Justice League, specifically Young Justice, already know that Circus Gothica is a crime ring, but have no evidence to get them arrested bc the ghosts (who they think are just metas) are too good. The leader during the thefts (Danny) is the only one they've ever been able to get close to. Maybe at some point, Tim!Robin and Danny get trapped and Danny has a panic attack for failing Freakshow? Something happens that makes Tim convinced Danny isn't a criminal willingly, but he can't convince the others.

Danny and Klarion somehow end up dating. Freakshow joins the light, probably, and the two work really well together. Klarion asks Danny out, and Danny was really reluctant since he hasn't had... anyone, in years, but they date and it's just another thing for Freakshow to hold over his head.

Eventually, Freakshow gets the inkling that Danny isn't working as hard as he should be so he puts "Greatest Clown in the World" contest, and tells Danny that all the clowns who don't win will be immediately killed.

Danny is horrified, but he can only care about himself right now, so he's working his ass off.

(Meanwhile, in Gotham, the Joker tried to join, but the Batman broke in, stole all his bones, and left him in the hospital for a few months)

So Danny's putting his all into this performance, but Young Justice finds out about the murder bit and infiltrates with, IDK, disguised Nightwing? Klarion is also there to support his man.

Danny ends up tying with Nightwing, and the tie-breaker is a three minute performance and whoever's more entertaining wins. Danny has a panic attack during Nightwing's performance and Tim and Klarion team up to talk to Danny.

Danny's convinced he will be nothing without Freakshow (literally, he might fully die), so while Klarion helps him feel better about his skills, Tim finally gets the deets about Danny's whole situation. Tim logics that Freakshow mindcontrolling this other dimensional species + Danny is half this species = Danny is being mind controlled, pissing off Klarion while Danny thinks back to what happened when Circus Gothica first came to town.

His irrational anger at family and friends, his desperate need for approval from Freakshow, how he never even considered going independent, how he thought he was immune to the mind control staff despite being half ghost.... He's pissed. He wants to quit.

So he tells Tim that YJ needs to get the staff during his performance; without it, Freakshow wouldn't be able to mind control anyone. And he goes on to give his performance.

As for that... look, 2 Minute Notice is an amazing song with amazing choreography. the only thing i would add would be a quad somersault during the trapzee part.

Danny proves himself as an amazing clown, Freakshow gets arrested since Danny is willing to testify against him, the ghosts are free, and Klarion later murders Freakshow in a cell because that's his boyfriend, you pathetic excuse of a warlock.

"Freakshow, you sad sack of shit! Fuck you!"

#chaotic spirits #dc x dp #dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #c: danny fenton #c: freakshow #c: klarion the witch boy #c: tim drake #c: nightwing #cw swearing #cw attempted murder #did i imply that danny was actually a grayson in the end? #yes i did and both tim and nightwing are having a little freakout over that #i'm tired of people saying danny's afraid of clowns bc freakshow isn't a clown! it's just circus trauma #now i gave him DOUBLE circus trauma #klarion loves his silly clown boyfriend #danny loves his scary magic boyfriend #tim loves having his theories validated and lords the fact that he was right about Danny over YJ for weeks

[yashley]

imogen & fearne in c3e81

#critical role #ygifs #imogearne #imogen x fearne #cr3 #these bitches will be like I'm gonna massage your shoulders to relax you and I'm like stares at the camera #everytime fearne asks imogen if she’s okay the way her voice is so fragile like girl is not okay!! either or!!! #also like people being like imogen is TERRIBle for MINDREADING meanwhile fearne is like hi imogen you here????? get in here el oh vee ee ?? #fearne expresses doubt and imogen says everybody is in love with you fearne and the camera is like stares at me #groon looking at fearne looking at imogen looking back at fearne you can take that right to the clown bank

[filmbyjy]

hiii

you may not recognize me and thats because im (kinda) new hehe.. anyway, i've been kinda stalking you- but that's besides the point. i loveee your workss!! keep up the good work <3 idk if asks are open, but if they are, could you write a fluffy fem!reader x bf!niki where the reader comes home from a long day, and niki comforts her?? and if you cant, its totally ok <3

have a nice day!

a/n: this has been in the drafts for a year now💀 so sorry, I am trying to clear the drafts but my schedule is shit and we all know I suck at keeping up with my schedule😍

WELCOME HOME

it was past 8pm when you had treaded through the front door of your apartment. your body sore from leaning over the tables and wiping it. normally, the cafe you work at was peaceful and was decently packed but after a viral video that practically wowed the internet.

there had been more and more people stopping by everyday. the cafe was decently sized but it was short staffed so sometimes you had to man the cashier, do the dishes, clean the tables and make the drinks. for normal days (before the surge of people), there was about 2 people working per shift, not including the 2 bakers in the kitchen as they were the behind the scenes staff that were required to be there.

with not that many staff per shift, it was hard for you and whoever was working that day to manage the cafe. that also meant more demands from the customers who think they are entitled to make a mess of the space as 'customers are always right'. curse, whoever made that quote.

you were mentally and physically drained. you just needed a good long rest for the rest of the week. however, you couldn't do that. not when your off-days were already used up for visiting your family back in your hometown. if only you could just...take a breather.

"welcome home, baby!" ni-ki slides into the hallway just as you walked towards the living room. you gave him a tired smile.

"hi riki, why aren't you at the dorm?" ni-ki gives you a playful pout.

"already kicking me out? baby, you wound me. i came to see you and you're already pushing me away." he says as he throws his (long) arms around you. "you weren't answering my calls so i assumed it was a long day at work and you didn't charge your phone."

you took out your phone and tried to turn it on but it was indeed dead. "sorry, today was a hectic day. couldn't even get a proper lunch break. there was so many people coming over for the past week."

"yeah, i heard about it. jake hyung talked about wanting to come over and buy some desserts. they did look good but since you know us being celebrities...we could get mobbed."

you hummed, "that's fair. it's a good thing you didn't go. seriously, have never seen such a long queue outside of the cafe in my whole years of working there."

"there was a queue?" he says as he pulls back from the hug.

"yeah, i felt like i was working at some fancy restaurant. oh god, speaking of there are so many karens trying to scam me and gaslight me into thinking i did something wrong when i did nothing wrong." you groaned and buried your head against ni-ki's chest.

he pats your head. "were you the shift manager?"

"usually i am whenever i am working that day."

"mmm, then you could've kicked them out and taught them a lesson."

"trust me, i wanted to but i can't i'll lose my job so i just sucked it up and patiently worked with them and even gave them a free bagel."

"not the free bagels, baby. they'll just come back again for more." ni-ki huffs.

"i know but what am i supposed to do." you sniffled as the tears that unknowingly appeared falls. you were just mad and exhausted. ni-ki obviously heard it so he pulls you back and cups your face.

"hey hey, don't cry. everything will be fine. why don't i run you a bath and then order some of your favourite food, okay?" he wipes the tears that were falling down.

"will cuddles be included?"

"of course. cuddles will be included. now, just lay in bed and i'll get the bath running." he pecks your forehead and goes to move to bedroom. however, you grabbed his wrist.

"carry me to my bedroom?" you pout. ni-ki smiles and scoops you up in his arms. he princess carries you over to your bed and places you gently onto the mattress before going over to the bathroom and getting ready the bathtub.

you had shut your eyes for a bit since you were tired but the exhaustion took a toll on you and you fell asleep for a little. ni-ki shakes you a little. "baby? the bath is ready. go enjoy it, i already placed an order so the food should be on the way soon."

you hummed and went over to the bathroom to remove your clothing and step into the bathtub. you laid your back against the edge of the tub and shut your eyes again. the candle light making everything moody and warm. you were enjoying the comfortable warmth and silence, much better than the bustling sounds at the cafe. this felt nice.

you had spent in the bathroom for about 20 minutes or so before deciding to get out of the tub. you didn't want to your fingers or toes to look like dried prunes so you decided to just get out of the water. you had grabbed the towel and dried yourself off. you could hear a knock at the door.

"baby, i have pyjamas with me. i forgot to leave them inside the bathroom." you opened the door to ni-ki. he had one hand out to hold the pyjama set and the other hand covering his eyes. a very gentleman thing of him to always do if you came out of the shower in just your towel.

you had noticed he too was wearing a pyjama set and it was similar to yours. of course, he loved matching things with you. you grabbed the pyjamas. "mmm, i think you forgot to grab my undergarments."

his ears quickly turned red in embarrassment. "ah, i knew i forget something. i-i'll just leave the room so you could change." and so ni-ki bolts out of the room and shuts the door. you shook your head, laughing a little since he was so adorable.

you changed into the pyjamas after putting on your undergarments and then went out to the living room. there ni-ki was, turning on the tv and searching up your favourite anime to watch together and setting up the food onto the coffee table. you had come up behind him and back hugged him.

"i have the best boyfriend in the world." you say. ni-ki smiles.

"well, let's not forget your boyfriend is one of a kind. where can you get another nishimura riki, member of boy band enhypen, in the world." he boasts. you playfully rolled your eyes and released him.

"that's very humble of you, riki." you playfully say.

"oh, i know. i'm just that hot." ni-ki smirks. you laughed.

"yeah, you are. now, will my hunk of a boyfriend please just cuddle and eat with me?"

"of course, i'll eat with my beautiful and amazing girlfriend any time." he steals a small peck to your lips and settles down on the couch. you gave him a playful gaze and settled right next to him.

after some time, you found yourself tangled with ni-ki. your legs and his long ones were somehow crossed in between in each other as you cuddled like cats laying together.

"oh, it's over?" you say.

"no, it can't be." ni-ki gasps.

a flash to the tv showed 'season 2 coming soon'. it made both you and ni-ki groan. "that's lame. we have to wait for the next season? that's going to take 1-2 years." ni-ki whines.

"they're going to pull another 'Spy Family' thing where there isn't going to have episodes in the next season, i can feel it." you complained.

"boooo. let's watch something else." ni-ki grumbles.

"yeah, let's watch-"

"let's watch, you. you're really pretty." ni-ki says as he stares down at you. ah, this playful and teasing ni-ki is appearing now.

"that wasn't that smooth, riki."

"well, to me it was. besides, this is a signal for you to reward me and i don't know give me a kiss or at least a peck? i am an amazing boyfriend, right?"

you snort, "yes, riki. you are but you're not getting that peck."

"what? why." he pouts.

"because..." you got closer to him and watches you with adorable doe eyes. before you unexpectedly peck him and ran away. ni-ki sits there confused, trying to analyse the situation properly. until he finally digested it.

"hey! get back here!" he yells as he tries to chase after you.

you could've not felt any better.

and being with ni-ki helped it.

#clearing out my ask box #bc i need to do it #i still have more #clown behaviour #but i'm trying my best to clear it out!! #enhypen #enhypen imagines #enhypen imagine #enhypen angst #enhypen fluff #enhypen x reader #enhypen x reader imagines #ni ki #ni ki imagines #ni ki imagine #ni ki angst #ni ki fluff #ni ki x reader #ni-ki #ni-ki imagines #ni-ki imagine #ni-ki angst #ni-ki fluff #nishimura riki #nishimura riki imagines #nishimura riki imagine #nishimura riki angst #nishimura riki fluff #nishimura riki x reader

[ioannushka]

Two men in love

#trying to post here because tumblr blocks me in hashtags on another acc hahajahajajaj #I'm a clown #destiel #deancas #casdean #destiel fanart #destiel art #castiel x dean #dean winchester #castiel #spn #supernatural #spn fanart #artists on tumblr #ioannushka art

[fadedrainbowbookshelves]

"Eddie, what did you do to this thing? It's traumatised."

"I'm traumatised! It's got no business havin' that many legs!"

#welcome home #welcome home fanart #frank frankly #eddie dear #eddie x frank #frank x eddie #So new asks answered by Clown lends to Frank being Resident Bug Catcher for everyone in Home that's hysterical #This was me to frogs at the last job I worked at #Eddie's at work and called Frank sobbing to come save him from the poor equally-upset centipede #Babe come pick me up I'm scared #Comes in and Eddie's on the opposite side of the post office like :(( #Unaffiliated with the incredible Welcome Home creation I'm just a fan having fun!

[kuriipi]

Blitz and Stolas are so down bad for each other and yet at the same time are simultaneously convinced the other could under no circumstance care for them in a way that isn't primal carnal attraction...

Get me out of the simulation i hate (affectionate) these idiots!😭😭

#helluva boss #stolitz #helluva boss stolas #helluva boss blitzo #I'm going to eat my shoe ehy are they making me suffer like this #like oh you can look at eachother forlornly but only when no onew looking!? #you clowns! the circus has already burned down! #stolas ars goetia #blitzø #stolas x blitz #listen i love my emotionally constipated sons but I WILL chain them to eachother and lock them in a room ig this continues

[whatabarb]

Colin: *enters Featherington's drawing room breathing hard* Penelope, I hope you have not read yet the new Lady-

Penelope: *holding the new Whistledown's pamphlet*

Colin: Oh...

Penelope: It does not change much between us.

Colin: Really? Penelope, you must be an angel that you want to forgive me-

Penelope: It does not change much because I have known everything for quite some time now. I have heard you.

Colin: Pen-

Penelope: I know. You want to apologize. There is no need. I have already forgiven you.

Colin: Thank you, Penelope. And you must believe me that I am so sorry. I was a fool and I should have never said that. I am so relieved that we are still friends and-

Penelope: Friends? No, we cannot be friends anymore.

Colin: Pen, I... I think I do not understand. You have forgiven me, right?

Penelope: Indeed, I have. But we cannot continue like this.

Colin: What do you mean?

Penelope: That situation from my mother's ball and your words made me understand that in this world, in the eyes of the Ton we cannot be friends. Fife and others started to suspect that something untoward happened between us so it is dangerous. For both of us. We need to stop it and it is even more necessary right now as I want to find a husband this season. There is so-

Colin: What?

Penelope: Colin, I am not going to repeat all of I have just said. It-

Colin: No, Pen. Do you- you want to find a husband? That is why you push me away?

Penelope: Yes. It will be hard to find someone after what you said about me and, taking into consideration that Lady Whistledown wrote about it, it will be a tough task, but I will try. I think that my husband will not like the idea of me having a male friend and neither will your wife when you eventually marry.

Colin: Y-your husband? M-my wife?

Penelope: Are you alright?

Colin: I do not think so. I am about to swoon.

Penelope: Do not be ridiculous. Only ladies swoon to capture gentlemen's attention.

Colin: Would it capture your attention?

Penelope: I have never seen a gentleman swooning so I think it would, yes.

Colin: *swoons*

#I'm sorry #I tried to make it angsty but I am a clown #polin #bridgerton #bridgerton s3 #colin x penelope #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington

[ideas-4-stories]

Cross-Guild Romance fic idea: Werewolf shifter AU. Mihawk and Crocodile are alpha werewolves and even rarer they are mates. They don't broadcast either facts to the world but omega Buggy finds out about it. Through a comedy of errors he somehow ends up challenging both alphas and then instead of just groveling and apologizing he goes off and runs, meaning Mihawk and Crocodile have no choice but to chase after him. At first Buggy is terrified as he runs deeper into the island but soon exhilaration fills him as he actually outruns and outsmarts both Crocodile and Mihawk at several instances during the chase. Crocodile and Mihawk do catch Buggy eventually as the sun sets but instead of tearing him apart, they've both been impressed with Buggy's prowess and want to take him as their mate. What seemed like a life and death chase then becomes a playful and tender wedding night for the trio.

Well, told @theeofficialnightmare69 this one too, because it was a far cry from the one before this one. We think the same thing on this.

I'm like thinking Buggy's going that meme or thing of a creature saying I'm fast as fuck, boy and the ADHD Fox from YouTube.

Just the imaginary of Buggy juking out Mihawk, maybe making him slip & slide on the soil, as well as cracking Crocodile's knees from the fast movements are so funny to me.

I'm thinking like Buggy using his surroundings to his advantage, duck under and jump over things to get away from them. Maybe making things fall in Crocodile and Mihawk's way.

Just when they corrdier him, Buggy must be ready to fight for life and death. Then it's just Mihawk and Crocodile panting and maybe saying time-out. Then them just wanting him to be their mate!!!

Buggy must of been so shocked about this, and that night being their wedding night. That means their idea of wedding night is like before the church making marriage something they do. How before is that the lovers say their vows together, alone with only each other (or in this case, there's three peeps) So cute!!!

#i'm sorry that this took so long #this was fun to answer #one piece #cross guild #cross guild polycule #buggy pirates #buggy the clown #sir crocodile #dracule mihawk #buggy the star clown #mr. 0 #hawkeye mihawk #buggy the bombastic clown #buggy x mihawk #buggy x crocodile #buggy the genius jester #crocodile x buggy x mihawk #buggy the flashy fool #bughawk #crocobug #captain buggy #chairman buggy #buggy #mihawk #crocodile #ideas~4~stories says #ask

[hey-august]

I know I'm pathetic - Pt 1

(Fic tag)

WC: ~450 Warnings for the entire story: NSFW, mdni, Buggy x GN!reader, not an established relationship, dubcon, auralism, masturbation, buggy is a fucking perv, slight degradation kink Tag list: @rorywritesjunk

Title from Pathetic by blink-182

It happened again. Buggy lost his goddamn ear somewhere on the ship. He misplaced the small appendage during the afternoon, some time between bottles three and four. It wasn’t the only bit of himself that he lost, but the only one he wasn’t able to track down hours later.

The crew knew to put his body parts in plain sight whenever they came across abandoned pieces - setting them in a hallway or on a table so they can find their way home. This became a rule after too many hungover mornings were spent playing hide-and-seek. Any crew members that couldn’t find a good place to hide themselves were recruited to find any hidden body parts littered around the ship.

After The Great Search for Buggy’s Middle Finger, came The Great Ice-Out of Captain Shithead. Buggy barely made it through half the day before he had an unprecedented meltdown.

Cabaji eventually caved and told the distraught clown that the only way to get the crew to acknowledge him beyond following orders was to deal with his rogue body parts on his own. The captain only agreed when Cabaji had enough of the emotional outburst and dismissive arguments about shared responsibilities.

Buggy was still prowling the ship late at night, shoulders tight and fists clenching and unclenching with each step. He was looking and listening for anything that would help him find his fucking ear. Every so often he heard something, but not enough to figure out where it was. Until he could hone in and concentrate, he wouldn’t be able to pull himself together.

His head was beginning to ache with how hard he was focusing on the muffled thuds and thumps that had been sounding off for the past few minutes. Finally, Buggy heard something different. It was a little more crisp, but he couldn’t place what the sound was. Maybe it was the ship creaking.

“Oh fuck…”

He recognized that voice. Your voice. Where were you? Who were you talking to? Did you find his ear?

“Fuck!”

Your voice was still muffled, but it sounded like you were talking softly. Buggy couldn’t hear anything or anyone else. Taking a chance, he hustled to where your room was. As he got closer, the pirate felt the invisible thread that stitched his body together get stronger. His ear must be in your room. Fucking finally.

This wouldn’t be the first time he wound up somewhere odd. Especially with something small, it was easy for little bits and pieces to get caught up in and carried away. Swaddled in laundry, rolling with heavy waves, bumped and jostled until they were trappedin some nook.

With one hand raised to knock on your door and the other reaching for your doorknob, a new sound stopped all of Buggy’s movements.

#eventual smut #buggy x reader #buggy the clown x reader #buggy the clown #buggy x you #x reader #buggy op #opla buggy #one piece buggy #hey-august i know i'm pathetic