#i'm dead brb

[duusu-peacock-kwami]

Do you think I could file for custody of all the human-like Sentis that have been created on the basis of "I made them so I'm technically one of their parents"?

#Gabriel Agreste will be the first to lose “his” son in the custody battles #He's not even Gabriel's son - he had no part in the Adrien-making process #EMILIE made Adrien with my Miraculous so SHE'S the only one with any actual claim to him #And she's dead #🦚 #Same with Felix and his dad #Although his mom is pretty cool so I wouldn't mind filing for joint custody instead of full custody of Felix #Kagami is a little tricky because her mom actually DID make her #But I think I can get custody because her mom willingly helped a domestic terrorist (Hawkmoth) and I'm pretty sure that means jail time #The only problem is actually getting the court to take me seriously #@ladybug @felix - do either of you know any good lawyers? #((OOC: brb gonna go write this crackfic))

[mementio-mori]

I should really get back on Lies of P at some point.

#I'm at the second BRB fight #First phase is easy to blitz through #But then the Eldest appears and oh look your specter's dead #lies of p

[notquitesurewhoiam]

LOVED!! BRUSHED!!! CHERISHED!!! THOUGHT OF!! REMEMBERED!!! COMPLIMENTED!!! APPRECIATED!! APPROVED!!! HONOURED!!! BESTOWED!!!

#im singing mozarts requiem at my old school #and theres this super good songer in the alto section #lets call her N #and the leader of the choir emailed me And N in the SAME EMAIL #to ask if we'd sing big solos in it 🥹 #brb gonna die #I can't believe hard work pays off #and also i was put in the same email as her #as if we are equals #as if i deserve all that she does #AND he reckons our voices will go well together #I'm already in love with N also in a parasocial way #gonna die #the requiem will actually be sung because im dead #and then I'll rise for just the solo #benedict-ooooos #like a ghost

[bataranqs]

wang fu who was abandoned by his dad and left to become an attendant from a young age. wang fu who finally gets to meet his dad only to find it's one of the greatest villains of their age. wang fu whose one gift from his dad was taken because it was only gained from murder and crime and his dad never really cared. fang duobing promising wang fu some land and money but wang fu didn't really want that - it wasn't riches he wanted but his dad. wang fu whose whole life is so obviously rich and complex and painfully incomplete and yet is treated as a side note in the whole drama. ohhh i'm going to be crying over this forever

#mysterious lotus casebook #wang fu | happy #HI. BYE. BFWIEOGJDKLGEWIKLD #they literally didn't even have to kill him #that's what really messes me up is that his death is so painfully like. they make SUCH a point of it. #that his death was to cover up someone else's. that the thing leading to his death was obedience to his master. #that his life wasn't his own and even as fang duobing is pained for his death that's even more twisting the knife in the wound #that wang fu's death may not have mattered if it weren't for fang duobing's care #and fang duobing's young and immature care is made all the more prominent and yet there's nobody and nothing to hate for it #li'er makes the most irrational choices because she has the most stake in this death and is hurt the most #li'er is taken out of the picture because this isn't about the servants and it never was #they only existed to show fang duobing's naivity and flaws which he grows out of. forcibly. #wang fu is literally murdered as fang duobing enters the arc of learning and choosing to be his own individual. it's so messed up i'm-- #and the drama is so intimately aware of it but it says nothing. it just shows it to you because it's a quiet little truth. #this life meant something. but to the mains? to us? it means next to nothing. wang fu's death is so quiet despite everything #is fang duobing solving the mystery to avenge wang fu? yes. in part. but also mainly to save li lianhua #thinking of joy of life where fang xian's whole revenge plot is set in motion because of 'a mere dead guard' #but it doesn't change that the guard is dead #lying on my face sobbing brb

[suburbanlegnd]

I JUST FINISHED CYBERPUNK EDGERUNNERS

#guess who's still crying #I'm emotionally dead #it was so good wtf #and the final episode? jesus fucking chrysler #what a fucking ride #also Rebecca beloved #guess I should start playing cyberpunk 2077 soon lol #brb gonna listen to “i really want to stay at your house” on repeat and cry for the rest of my life #rambles

[frownyalfred]

had to quit writing for the night since i’m FUCQING SOBIINGF

#myfic #theresurrectionist #a/b/o mention #jason todd #bruce wayne #i know chum is dick's name but this is bvs so i'm using it for jason #also i know jason technically isn't the dead robin in bvs but i'm sticking with it #brb crying in the club #WHY DO FLASHBACKS HURT SO MUCH

[todayisafridaynight]

STOP I OVERPLAYED ODE TO JOY WHILE LEARNING PIANO 😭😭😭😭😭

However! I am happy to share and am so glad you see the vision. Sorry In Advance to you and all your followers for the spam but here is a (mostly corrupted) office tour (please note the "Mine Power"-brand gym equipment):

P.S. I recall really liking The Wings of the Kirin, please enjoy!

EVERYONE OVERPLAYED ODE TO JOY GROWING UP IT CAME WITH YOUR PARENTS FORCING YOU TO LEARN THE PIANO LERKJALEKJ

BUT OH MY GOD NO DON'T APOLOGIZE THIS IS LITERALLY PERFECT I thank you again for my life this is so important to me you have no idea

#fave #snap chats #'parents' more like my mom. #BUT YEAH I PLAYED ODE TO JOY ALL THE TIME GROWING UP TOO ITS WHY I HAD A STROKE AT THE END OF Y7 VLKALVJLK #getting the sims just to make mines apartment brb. fr tho why the fuck dont i have the sims thats Architecture Simulator #but more importantly i have a sick obsession with having the layout to buildings #i havent posted any of them but i have a bunch of sketches of various rooms/buildings in the RGG series #i dont imagine many people would want to see those so thats why i have them hoarded #obvi i ref them when drawing stuff but theyre also just fun to draw.... #THIS type of stuff is BEYOND valuable to me tho this is my crack. my cocaine even. i live for shit like this #my dad used to be involved with architecture and real estate so i'm gonna blame him for that #BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY im saving all of these theyre so so so important to me i cant thank you enough #im sure others will greatly appreciate these as well #even if it's a bit 'corrupted' i can definitely DEFINITELY salvage these #im going to laugh if he has his own gym equipment brand. is that what his company's done this entire time #was his 'research' just gettin fuckin yolked Cant Believe This #i wonder if mine has a bedroom somewhere though i cant imagine it being in the same room as the piano. unless rich people do that. #theres just so much dead space in that area aside from the piano and it looks like to be a pretty sizeable room.. PURELY just The Piano Roo #like its fuckin luigis mansion over here. not impossible i guess. very strange thing to have. esp if its connected to the GYM #its not even in connected to the main part of the office where you can realistically be like 'lets go into the next room for piano' #you gotta cut through the gym first bro what the fuck is this #but what are those closet-esque bits behind the piano? unless im blind. what purpose would you have to put a closet in a piano room #if its sheet music you keep that under the chair or something #even through the mesh it still looks like those lead to a skinny hallway... idk im rambling #ill study these more in depth later BUT THANK YOU AGAIN #OH BUT i'm about halfway through the movie so far and im def enjoyin it ! #i always like it in crime shows/movies where the answer seems Obvious at first but then as the case goes on its like #Oh God Wait. Hold On Let's Double Check #again i'm halfway through the movie but i always love it when i feel uncertain about the situation ☠️☠️ #it's just fun watching all the pieces come together so yeah im def enjoyin !

[battydora]

not me now srsly tempted to write a drabble of that nsfw drawing i just posted.........

#y'all i think i'm gonna do it #cringe culture is dead #oc x canon rules #brb #batty talks. –☼

[deepfriedtwinkie]

Maggie having to find out about Jesus like that, though

#this is crack and I spent an unreasonable amount of time on it. I have nothing to say to defend myself #The Walking Dead #Gilmore Girls #Paul 'Jesus' Rovia #Maggie Rhee #TWD #TWD Jesus #Paul Rovia #Lorelai Gilmore #Luke Danes #5x03 #Written In The Stars #10x16 #A Certain Doom #I DON'T EVEN GO HERE #oh look Aud did a thing #brb shitting myself #(I keep saying I'm gonna change my humor tag but I never do) #confession: I didn't even watch 10x16. after Jesus dies idgaf anymore #I'm only watching Jesus's episodes and I haven't even started s8 yet #I just skipped ahead to see that scene 'cause I wanted to see how she found out. and let me tell you. that is very bad mail #junk mail's suddenly looking a little better now isn't it

[pearlofshenzhou]

@pseudomonacarriea​ asked:

When she would come back from her duties, a lavish display of food and wine decorates the table. For him, she deserved only the best that he could come to acquire, no matter the price. Even if... that left his wallet a little more shallow than Hua would have liked it to be.

Dressed in a formal Longzhou garb, Zhongli extends his hand toward the surprised Hua.

"You're wearing the dress I asked you to don."

He couldn't be happier. Pieces of his plan were coming together smoothly. Gloved fingers gently take hers into his own, guiding her towards an open spot in the room that he cleared.

"Wait here a moment."

Soft footsteps move to the record player in the back. A gift from Kaeya with something about playing it to enjoy the music of Astra. Or was it -- ah, right. It came from Childe after he went on a shopping spree with Aedre and got an extra. He figured the brunette could use it. The sound of a soft record scratch as he put the needle down against the vinyl, and a soft tune began to play. Orchestrated to play softly, Zhongli makes his way back to where Fu Hua was standing.

"May I have this dance, and this evening with you?"

For this was one the many of gifts he had to give her.

Happy Birthday, Hua.

Happy Birthday, Fu Hua! || Not Accepting

In all honesty, she was quite startled that he had remembered to keep his Nightium on hand rather than to have the Lins foot the bill for him. Perhaps he was now better in remembering that the Guild was already hard enough on times that they could no longer manage such a thing? Regardless, there’s a faint smile tracing her lips as the appetizing aroma of the myriad of traditional Longzhou dishes wafts through the air. Crystal shrimp, savory gān guō with generous helpings of meat and fish, xiao long bao, and phoenix buns--Zhongli had truly outdone himself this time.

Today was the day that she had graduated from avian form to one that was much more human, even if there were remnants of her time as a phoenix evident in her features at times, namely when utilizing her Luminatics. The feathers normally adopted a color more akin to her general hair color, a dark azure that contrasted the expensive, cream-colored silk adorned with blue and gold qipao that she had been gifted a long while ago.

“You went through the trouble of having something so elaborate made for me, how could I not?”

There is no accusation in the Fiendling’s voice, merely matter-of-fact--This dress was quite important to her, enough that she seldom wore it unless requested or a particularly formal event had come about that required her presence. As if by second nature, she accepts his hand, fingers delicately resting atop his until they are forced to part for a time once she is personally escorted into a more open space. 

As the unmistakable sound of a pipa being gently plucked at before the singer’s voice gradually joins, Zhongli extending his hand out to her after making that request leaves her surprised for a moment.

“...!”

There is but a small pause, before she once again accepts his hand with a soft shake of her head in disbelief, but a gentle, soft smile brimming with emotion.

“ ....Dāngrán, xiǎo huàidàn.“

Xièxiè ni, Zhongli.

#;;Ride the gale and surpass time. [Asks] #;;These blue eyes caged in steel were born into a rotten world. My heart was growing cold under the grey skies. [Alchemy Stars Verse] #;;To the nine heavens I amble alone...and sit to watch life fleet in a dream. [IC] #~Know that if I live; I will come back again. And if I die; We will go on thinking of each other. [Zhongli & Fu Hua] #pseudomonacarriea #She said 'of course little villain' and I'm going to go die now brb #aND THEN SHE SAID THANK YOU IN HER THOUGHTS I'M DEAD

[rageborne]

me omw to read everyones headcanons and tidbits and info that i missed out on while i was gone

#reading about io is going to make my all nighter worth the lack of sleep #also im ZOOMING to ambies blog #and my fav werewolf lady #i'm not dead im just gonna read everyones posts brb lmao #› religiously singing along to a song about bjs and weed bc its beautiful. ooc

[icharchivist]

sorry to have for Most Important Characters That Marked My Life boys with light hair and abnormal eyes with memories issues who are unaware of their fucked up life before the death of a beloved one whom they end up believing is their fault because of the flawed recollection of the people who were part of their past, who now have to navigate their lives and their identity through those lenses and having been so close to death that now their own approach to their mortality is skewed as well, who were in a fucked up organization and have been abandoned by at least One of their parents, and also they cope by being little shit to others people while being extremely protective as well while also keeping everyone they care about at armlength to not burden them with all of this, and who all had a mental breakdown realizing their whole lives were a lie, as if it was my fault.

#am i talking about allen cloud or hisoka wHO KNOWS. #buries face in hands and starts weeping. #sorry like i was actually aware Cloud and Hisoka had common elements #(what with losing their memories on a hill holding a beloved as they die in their arms anyway) #but i forgot to connect it to the fact i also thought cloud and allen had a lot in common #hey if there's one thing to get out of it is that i'm consistant #ichatalks #also i did leave my allen tag i'm now going to calm down like a normal person for a second #(the extended lore is that i imprinted on allen and cloud when i was 13 and mostly didn't think much about it) #(until i came back to it years later and connected so many dots it was concerning.) #(i'm going to cry brb) #(bonus point on the two boys with a name that's not their birth one) #(but the one given to him by their dead beloved <3) #WHY IS THAT A TROPE EVEN

[ventiswampwater]

an actual candid camera pic of me rapturously reading thru your reblogs and losin my mind:

I’ve only been here for a couple days and I’ve never felt more welcomed by a fandom?? you all are so kind and really??? notice???? things about my writing and have the AUDACITY to tell ME in EXTREME DETAIL, thus FUELING ME to write more??? I’M SHOCKED. APPALLED. in love w/u all, u know

imagine me baking u cookies and getting you ur favorite coffee bc I am doing that telepathically rn

@vincent-sinclair-deserved-better​, @visceravalentines​, @cypressnmarigolds​, @fluffy-little-demon​, @imbleedin-out​, @therabbitinred​​

#u all are single-handedly responsible for the fic I exploded out of my fingertips today #and I love u for it!!! #this has been such an inspiring experience I'm dead in the GROUND #brb screenshotting all your commentary so that I can stare @ it later #:''O #sam speaks

[graunblida]

just thinking about lexa's star wars verse and how devastating it would be for her to discover her former jedi master, who helped forge her path to the rebellion, became an inquisitor.

#iii. brb. ascending » ooc. #emo on main tonight #star wars brainrot #i just love the inquisitors my dudes #knights of ren whomst?? #and HONESTLY. dichen has all those fighty scenes and resources from a.ltered c.arbon #i'm just imagining a reunion and like ughhh my emotions #in sw lexa believes she is the reason her mentor is dead. because they had to protect her and take on all the troopers trying to kill them #while she was able to escape #and anya working for the empire is just. a LOOK(tm) first of all but also heartbreaking #because it would have meant they tortured her past her breaking point because she would never join the dark side

[totallynotaraccoonindiscuise]

If anxiety is living in the future and depression is living in the past then I am a living rift in time

#depressing shit #dead inside #Cry #i need to stop procrastinating #Brb gonna go fix time and space by killing myself #Ok not really #I'm alive out of spite

[viulus]

So I haven't been updating anyone on my BotW progress, not really, but I felt like doing that right now.

Last night I finally made my way up to my first Devine Beast (Vah Medoh), and with that I also got to see the first flashback with Revali, and... I think he deserved to die in the Calamity, actually

#vu's posts #botw #literally as soon as the cutscene finished i just kept saying #'what's that dude's name again? rivali or something? yeah fuck him he deserved to die' #he's SO annoying man #and i also kept saying to myself 'oh no is this gonna be A Trend with link flashback characters' #'where the girls adore him and the guys are having a metaphorical dick-measuring contest with him?' #'i do NOT need that comp-het in my life no thank you' #no but yeah fuck that bird bitch. i'm glad he's dead 😂💀 #also adding him to my barfo list brb #ALSO. i CANNOT for the life of me figure out how to turn on the last three terminals in medoh 😵 #there's one room where you gotta roll a remote bomb in #but like. i cannot get enough momentum going for it to roll far enough #i tried using a cube bomb and blowing that up next to it to give it some speed. that didn't work #also tried firing bomb arrows at it from that small hole. that just made the bomb fly off in a random direction #and then the room with the two fans? i have no idea what to do there #the first terminal in that room is on... but the second one? i have no idea how to open the door to even get to it #i thought that maybe the fan that can't be moved needs to be messed with? i tried stasis and bomb arrows on it #but to no avail #i genuinely have no idea how to progress 😭 #probably gonna just give up on medoh for now and do something else... i might figure it out eventually #va4 rambles in the tags