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ncityavenue · 2 years

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𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙉𝘾𝙏 𝙩𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙨

Very straightforward, it's not gonna be all of nct. Random selects I guess, it's gonna be members that come to the front of my mind if that makes sense🤞🏾

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JAEHYUN

Why do I feel like this my man's texting is dry💀like you tell him your plans for the week and hes just like "OK." And yall don't text for the next 4 hrs— STOP WHAT IS THIS SUDDEN JAEHYUN SLANDER😭😭 LOVE HIM THO🤞🏾

(Suggestive) you will know when he's in THE mood if you catch my drift, he texts more frantically and his sentences don't make sense as much ncjwbdhdbakm— you'd be like "are you okay?" And he's like "...I'm horny" and you're just like "okay well I'm at work so you gotta wait " NSIWBCCHSBWKMAO IM SORRY—

BRUH HIS LAUGH TEXT STYLE IS DEFINITELY "Lol", "lmfao", "💀". You genuinely don't know if you made him laugh unless you are on call with him and you hear that dad laugh😭

JOHNNY

He always greets you with a "good morning sexy😏" like sir....we have slobber all over our mouth, SEXY WHERE????

He texts you just to make you're notifications go outta whack, JUST FOR FUN😭

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA"

"Hi"

"Hi

"Hi"

"JOHNNY PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE."

"Hiii🤗💗💗💗"

"Fuck you"

YUTA

He's a "words of affirmation" texter, like in the morning he tells you "have a good day<333" or "you'll do great today<3"

I mean yuta is more of caller than texter bc he wants to hear your voice 🥰😍🤗🤗❤❤💗💗 awhhhh so cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

He's a sweet texter honestly, DONT TAKE HIM FOR GRANTED

TEN

"Hey dumbass, wanna go out with me and yang?"

I knowwww he accidentally switches the languages anytime he talks to you

He sends SO MANY photos throughout his day * if yall are together he sends...uhm— YEAH YOU GET THE POINT. Thirst trap Ten era🥱*

Crazy thing is you never know if it's actually ten texting you bc he let's his friends borrow his phone and then somehow you wind up talking to Xiaojun instead of Ten. HE SHOULD STOP LETTING PEOPLE JUST HAVE HIS PHONE😭

(Suggestive maybe) "So, I'm at Spencer's."

"Oh great! Have fun!"

"So what size dildo do you want? They have 6,8,9,and 12 inch:)

"...Why am I with you again?"

"JUST TELL ME😩"

"8 is a great start ig...."

" okay well I'm at the counter with the 12 inch anyway! See you later love you gorgeous🥰"

"I-..."

JENO

You never truly know what you're gonna get outta him, one day he'll be blowing up your notifications the next he'll be the driest mf ever (Jaehyun 2.0)

He sends memes, honestly all of Dream send memes. So it just runs through his veins

He mostly sends them (flirty memes) when you flirt with him and since he's not the best at flirting he sends one like "damn you lookin fine as hell" with like a a cute cat with sunglasses on😭😭(except that one time a czennie said he was cute and then he said they were cute as well on live and Mark was like :0)

There's been a unhealthy amount of times where he accidentally texts you random gibberish, and he's always like "my bad😊"

MARK

NOOOOOO😭😭 IM LAUGHING ALREADY THINKING ABT THIS, So he makes so many typos especially when you start to flirt HE JUST GOES BALLISTIC💀

"So wht shuld we do TodaY?"

"Omg mark are you asking me out😏😏"

"WA.KT WAT NO...AIM I??? WULD U SAY NO IF I WAS? WAIT HUH—"

"MARK PLEASE CALM DOWN IM JOKING😭"

"I'm sorry imsorryyou scared me I shoukds have asked how ur daiy wss sorry sorry!!!!"

"YOU'RE FINE BABY😭"

"Ba-...baby?"

"Yeah?"

"Uhm- okay sugar plum"

"...leave the pet names to me from now on.."

"IM TRYING😭"

If he keeps making errors in his text, he either calls you or sends a voice message💀 Save mark pls.

HAECHAN

He sends memes for EVER-Y-THING, there's never a moment where you're talking to haechan and he doesn't send a meme.

He his text laughs are "GOODBYE-", "LMFAOAOAOAOAO", "IM WHEEZING", "GOODNIGHTTTT"

"Die."

He sends hoe pics

Even if yall are just platonic he sends hoe-y pics and you're like "haechan, I'm at work." And he's like "exactly. Thoughts?" So you decide to fuck with him and you answer with "..why's there a lotion and sock behind you?" And haechan literally deletes the photo😭😭

" hiiiii🥰🥰🥰"

"No."

"C'mon let's talk for like 10 seconds"

"Okay fine"

"How's ur day so far🤗"

"1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10"

"..Die."

"byeeee see u later😍🤞🏾"

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I've been had this idea for awhile but I never wrote it bc I didn't know how to put my frantic thoughts into words- bitch I sound crazy uhm ANYWAYS BXIWVDUWKDOK😭😭

But I hope you liked this and this the end of The BGKSC [Black Girl Kpop Stan Chronicles] IDC IM MAKING IT A THING LEAVE ME BE😭😭😭 BYE BESTIE BOOS🤗❤❤

#nct #nct imagines #nct 127 #nct x reader #mark lee #haechan #lee jeno #ten lee #johnny suh #jung jaehyun #im screaming #im making BGKSC a thing idc #nct scenarios

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sapphire-weapon · 11 months

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what are your thoughts on the horniness and thirst around leon since the remake came out? and all of the content that comes with it (reader inserts, actual animated p0rn etc)? i saw some teens complaining that it was weird and 'ruining the fandom' - but i didn't really think anything of it since, yk, fandoms are gonna fandom, it is what it is (and it's leon so, it's not surprising).

i remember you mentioning that back in 2005, it was very hard for RE fans to talk abt leon outside of his relationship to ada, so i was also wondering how the fandom dealt with general leon-induced horniness back in the day

oh, this might be my favorite ask I've gotten in a while.

/gleefully rubs hands together

First off, teenagers need to shut the fuck up about the fandom. There used to be a time when you'd go into the Resident Evil tag here on Tumblr and you'd get a bunch of weird model viewer porn of Chris banging Dante or someshit. Early RE fandom was filled with a bunch of zombie-on-Jill (and later, Claire) porn. Sometimes it was even zombie dog porn. I don't wanna hear shit about anything porn-related from some fuckin kids who don't know just how depraved this fandom has been. This fandom was built on fucked up porn.

So, in a similar vein, that Leon thirst has always been there. Always, always, always. Do you think that Leon almost overthrew Chris as the face of Resident Evil because fans just... "liked his character"? NO. IT'S BECAUSE WE WANTED TO FUCK HIM. We wanted him in every hole, in every position, and we didn't care what we had to do to get Capcom to give him to us. The only reason why Chris was never dethroned was because the gays circled the wagons around him with RE5's release.

However.

Reader fics and self-inserts are a very new and recent phenomenon in fandom spaces. Even as recently as the mid-2010s, this was something unheard of. Fandom OCs were not okay. If you had a fandom OC, or if the fandom even suspected that you were self-inserting in any way, you got publicly shamed and sometimes even exiled from fandom spaces.

But there was one big, hypocritical problem with that mindset.

If you can't already see where this is going, let me help.

This is the reason why Aeon vs Cleon got as toxic and volatile as it was, back in the day.

Oh, yes. Fans would pick which of the two women they identified with more, and that ship became their vehicle for Leon smut. So, now, it wasn't just a ship. Now, it was personal -- because fans were using Ada or Claire to self-insert in a socially acceptable way. So, if someone rejected Cleon, and you were Team Cleon, chances are, you took that as someone saying "You're not good enough for Leon. You don't deserve him." -- even if you didn't consciously realize that that's what you were doing or how you were perceiving things.

Back in the days of LiveJournal, you found so many fics of just blatant OOC shit, because it wasn't really about Claire or Ada as characters. It never really was. Ada and Claire were just a means to the end goal that was Leon's cock.

So, if nothing else, modern-day fandom is a lot more honest.

Personally? I'll never be interested in reader fics because of how taboo it was for literally my entire life -- I will always see it as cringe, and I will always question that person's grasp on the line between fiction and reality, even though I know consciously that that's not fair for me to do, and that author isn't doing anything that I wasn't thinking about at their age. But prejudices gonna prejudice.

But I'm fucking stoked that I can talk openly about Leon's cock these days, and I don't have to filter it through some fucking ship that I don't care about. I can just sit here and say to you guys -- hey. I think Leon's into edging, and he secretly wants someone to make him beg, but he's too much of a control freak to allow it, so he just makes his partner beg instead. And no one fucking gives a shit!

It's so freeing. I'm so happy.

#resident evil #leon kennedy #honestly i'd talk about leon's cock way more if y'all would just fuckin ask me about it more LMAO

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pashminalamb · 1 year

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Ohhh okay that’s a relief. No worries I’m not going anywhere!!! 😊😊 Just don’t forget to take breaks between all the hectic and busy stuff too okay?? I’m sure you’ll do great on your test 😤😤. AND YES YOURE TAKING BREAKS THATS AWESOME YOU ABSOLUTELY DESERVE THEM!!!! Ooooo which psychological horror movies if I may ask? Oh? 👀 Yandere Nagi you say?? 👀👀👀

I’ve been working on that surprise for you!!! I wanna edit it a bunch and make sure it’s as perfect as I can get it to be. Because half the time I either post my works at 4 am in the morning after speed writing after inspiration hit me or I look over it once and get tired halfway through the second time and just hit post adhjgfjjhhgfgghh 💀💀.

Thank youuuuu!!!! I was debating on which to pick of the thousand screenshots from my camera roll 😭😭. Very hard decision he looks gorgeous in literally every angle and lighting and scene like SIR??? I also changed the theme of my blog in honor of the first episode of the second season finally being released!! Tell me what you think 🥰. Surprisingly I haven’t made a single post abt the first episode yet because I’ve just been on a rebloging spree since it first came out. LET ME TELL YOU RN BELLE THE ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS I WENT THROUGH YESTERDAY AND LAST WEEK IT FELT LIKE MY BRAIN WAS ETERNALLY VIBRATING WITH EXCITEMENT ADHJHFGJHVCKK. Anyways ✨. I’m gonna be making sooooo many TR posts soon just you wait as soon as my energy goes down a bit enough for me to type abt it my entire page is gonna be full of TR ashkjfgkkfffjkgf you’ve been warned 😭😭💀. Remember to take breaks and drink water and eat snacks love!!! *sends many virtual*

- ✨ anon

*sigh of relief* my test was alright T.T Its news to everyone that I'm taking a break — and its also giving off the impression that i am a workaholic which isn't wrong... So i watched psycho and vertigo by alfred hitchcock... yes. i am THAT old (the shower scene in psycho is so iconic not to mention everyone was on a bates motel high) And yes. Yandere Nagi — based on another movie I watched (this one is pretty old too) but. the more i think about it... the more hotter the story is getting in my head. This might be a mini series tho — cause the storyline is damn complicated and i wanna take my time with it, write it well and then post it on my ao3. Ooohh I know that feeling !! Half the time I'm looking like a maniac typing away at 3 in the morning cause that's when my inspo kicks in and then i land up with less sleep. smh— You have me on the edge of my seat *wipes of sweat* but please take your time and don't rush !! And honestly? same with me too. I write things, don't feel like beta reading it. *reads it later* How do people even like this? o.o AND. I. ADORE. YOUR BLOG THEME!! Ahh !! Sunflowers!! And i lowkey think that everyone is starting to like kazutora but at the same time with the kind of character development he has? 100% deserves the thirst and I think i just got struck with an idea for him... *notes down*

Look at me creating work for myself — *sending hugs back*

#belle.☏#.moot🍦: ✨ anon

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wherethehoesat · 3 years

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we need more noya fuckers smh

#yep #thats it folks #i'm going to be thirsting abt him later #and flood u guys with headcanons cluttered in my brain for the past week #let's give noya bby some love <3

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sugarcause · 2 years

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🔞 zhongli thirsting for his younger brother's s/o

includes: zhongli, xiao precis: he knew it was wrong, but he couldn't help it. he couldn't help but give into the temptation. take note of: solo, anal masturbation, dildo, anal sex, mentioned creampie, voyeurism, mentioned sub!bottom!xiao, mentioed dom!top!reader, finger sucking (IDK?) reader gender: gn!! voice mail: i'VE HAD THIS IDEA IN MY MIND FOR A WHILE. honeslty if this is enjoyed, i could make it an au. readers dating xiao but ppl thirst for them ;)) tell me how you feel abt it!!

zhongli had met you multiple times. from xiao's introduction, to seeing you briefly as you stayed over. from what he could tell, you were respectful, kind, funny, and quite good looking. xiao also seemed enamored with you, so who was he to interfere with his happiness.

today, he was home particularly early. he had told xiao he would arrive later, but he had underestimated the amount of work he could accomplish.

he opened the door slowly and took his shoes off, walking down the hallway to xiao's room.

he halted in his steps as he heard some muffled groaning. his first thought was that xiao was hurt. but that was until he could make out actual words.

''a-are you sure your brother's not going to come home soon?''. ah, that was you speaking. why would you worry about him, though?

''n-no, he told me he would come home later- oh god! just fuck me please!'' said a slutty moaning voice.

''if you insist.''- he could practically hear the smirk in your voice.

although brief, the exchange told zhongli everything he needed to know in order to piece together what was happening. he was aware at one point xiao would gain an interest in sex, but this was not what he expected would happen.

he couldn't stop himself from quietly walking towards the slightly ajar door.

'it is just because i'm curious. that is all.' he tried to convince himself. there was no other reason.

as he peeked into the room, he saw you pounding into xiao roughly. his tight hole accommodating your cock snuggly. both of you were facing away from the door as xiao was pressed into the bed with you on top of him. he could tell you were tugging his hair as your cock slammed in and out of xiao's hole.

he was moaning so loudly with the sound of skin slapping against skin filling the room.

''harder! h-harder!'' he heard xiao yell in a high pitch.

'god.. i wish that were me.' zhongli thought.

his eyes widened. he couldn't believe that he even dared to think of that. it was enough for zhongli to turn away and hastily walk off to his car outside.

as he slammed the door shut and looked down at his pants, he could only think of one thing, 'fuck.'. he was hard.

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a few days past but zhongli couldn't get the scene out of his mind. he was interacting with xiao the same way, but you and your cock would always be at the back of his mind.

which was what led to this moment.

him, undressed, with a thick, long dildo in hand. he bought the one that resembled yours the closest. he even made sure xiao would be out for a while. which he learned he would be with you.

he knew he shouldn't be doing this. you were his younger brother's lover. the same younger brother who always claimed, quite proudly, that he would never fall in love. yet he saw how xiao looked at you.

but he couldn't help it. the thought of doing something so taboo felt so wrong, yet so right. he couldn't stop thinking of you, your face, voice, and body.

he pumped some lube onto his hand and rubbed it all over the dildo.

lying on his stomach on the bed, he slowly inserted two fingers into his tight hole. he scissored them slowly, shoving them in and out.

it felt good, but not enough.

he pulled them out and sucked on his digits. everything felt so lewd. he felt so slutty, imagining it was your fingers he was sucking on.

he positioned the dildo in front of his hole and cautiously eased it into him, feeling the stretch. god, it hurt a bit, how could xiao handle it so roughly?

after waiting a while, it was halfway in him. he felt much more comfortable now, but he wanted it deeper. and that was exactly what he did.

pushing it deeper into him, it hit some spots that gave him sudden jolts of pleasure.

slowly, zhongli began thrusting the toy in and out of him.

''a-ahng...'' he moaned into his pillow. trying to silence his voice although no one was around.

he eventually started making the dildo plow into him faster and harder. imitating the same force you had when you were pounding into xiao.

he could imagine how xiao could get addicted to this.

he felt so full, the thick appendage hitting all the right spots (but you would feel better than this, wouldn't you?).

no matter what, he couldn't stop thinking about you. about you being the one fucking him. you being the one who kissed him.

he wanted you.

with all those thoughts, he felt his orgasm near.

he shoved it in rougher, taking it to the hilt as it hit right into his prostate. he could feel himself cum, ribbons of white squirting out of him onto the bed.

even so, he kept abusing that special spot. he couldn't help it. the overstimulation was prefect.

he pressed onto his stomach area where the dildo was in and the pleasure was mind numbing.

cumming a second time, zhongli quivered forcefully and let out one last moan, eyes rolling to the back of his head.

he was sweaty, dildo still in his loose hole. he panted heavily, only one thought on his mind,

'how would you feel inside him?'

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clusterbuck · 2 years

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what abt buddie + "i'm never going to a haunted house with you again"

listen i don't know what anyone was expecting but this is. literally just fluff. so much fluff.

going to the halloween carnival is, technically, christopher's idea. which means he mentions it once in passing, and fifteen minutes later buck looks up from his phone with a plan and a confirmation that yes, hen and karen would love to bring denny so they can all go together.

"sunday would technically be best, since it's actual halloween," buck explains, dropping onto the couch beside eddie, still typing something on his phone. "but we have a shift, and besides, it's a school night. so i figure we'll go on friday, hopefully it won't be that crowded, and we can stay as late as we want."

"as late as we want?" christopher asks, in a tone that definitely spells trouble.

"as late as we want," buck clarifies, gesturing between himself and eddie. "and between you and me—" he lowers his voice and leans forward "—your dad's getting kind of old. he needs his sleep."

christopher giggles, and eddie can't bring himself to be annoyed. "friday sounds perfect," he says, and leans over to press a kiss to buck's cheek. "do i have to dress up?"

"well, i've heard rumours about a costume that involved thigh holsters," buck says, glancing at christopher to make sure he's occupied with the movie. "you still got that somewhere?"

"i could probably dig it up, yeah," eddie says, and buck grins.

which is how eddie finds himself in his bedroom the friday before halloween, struggling to fasten the thigh holsters without getting them twisted or cutting off his circulation.

there's a whistle from the door, and buck walks in. he comes over to kiss eddie hello, then takes a step back again and looks eddie up and down, slowly, letting his eyes linger. "mm, i can see why you didn't let us see the costume that first time," he says. "i would have jumped you in a supply closet if you'd come to the station like this."

"that first year?" eddie asks, half-scoffing. "you wouldn't have."

"eddie." there is heat in buck's voice, familiar now that they've spent months getting to know each other in this new way. "i would."

eddie swallows. "it's for the best, then," he says.

"how do you figure?"

"if you'd tried to jump me that first year, i'm pretty sure i would have freaked out and run. probably all the way back to texas."

"definitely for the best, then," buck agrees. "i much prefer this version of events."

"right back at you," eddie says. he lifts his hand, intending to pull buck in for a kiss, but it gets stuck in his holster.

"here, let me," buck says, but eddie recognises the look on his face and bats his hands away.

"we have—" he looks at his watch "—seven minutes before we have to be in the car. we don't have time for your help."

buck pouts, and eddie shakes his hand loose so he can cup buck's cheek and kiss him like he'd been trying to. "you can help me take it off later," he says, and buck's eyes light up.

"i'm gonna hold you to that," he says. "now put it on so i can eventually take it off, and i'll go make sure christopher's ready."

eddie's family didn't go to many carnivals or fairs or theme parks when he was a kid, but the few trips he remembers were filled with bickering, with arguments about what to do next and whining about hunger and thirst and needing the bathroom.

going with buck and christopher, with hen and karen and denny, is nothing like that. either everyone is feeling particularly agreeable or they have remarkably similar halloween carnival philosophies, but nothing even vaguely resembling conflict arises until buck spots the haunted house.

"did you guys know i used to work in a haunted house?" he says, practically bouncing on the spot. "before i came to la."

"not actively," hen says, "but you worked everywhere else, so that tracks."

"i wonder how they're..." buck starts and trails off, staring at the haunted house.

"you want to go in the haunted house, don't you?" eddie asks. buck nods, still staring.

"i don't want to go," christopher says immediately. denny follows suit, as if christopher saying it first means it's okay for him to be scared too.

"we can stay out here with the boys," karen says, with a look at hen that eddie's definitely going to give her shit about later. "we'll go get caramel apples or something."

"you'll come with me, right?" buck asks, turning to eddie.

"always," eddie says, and hen groans.

"honestly, shouldn't your honeymoon period be over by now?"

"they're always like this," christopher informs her.

"hey," eddie says. "we're not that bad."

"we kind of are, though," buck says, and ducks in for a kiss just to prove his point. "they're just going to have to deal with it."

"what buck means to say is thank you for watching christopher, we won't be long," eddie says to hen and karen.

"depends on how good the house is," buck says. "a lot of the best ones take over half an hour."

"we'll text you," eddie promises, and crouches down to kiss christopher on the forehead. "be good for hen and karen, okay?"

"i'm always good," christopher says as buck ducks down to kiss him too.

"i know you are, kid," eddie says, then looks up at hen. "call me if anything comes up?"

"you got it," hen says, and buck slips his hand into eddie's. he lets himself be pulled in the direction of the queue for the haunted house, settling against buck once they find their places in line. it's not cold, exactly, but the temperature is dropping as day fades into night and his costume doesn't come with sleeves.

"cold?" buck asks, and eddie hums noncommittally.

"you can have my shirt," buck says, hands going to the button of his flannel. "i have another shirt under it."

"i don't think it would go with my outfit," eddie says, and buck huffs a laugh. "besides, it would be a shame to ruin your costume."

in addition to the flannel, buck is wearing tight jeans tucked into cowboy boots and a wide-brimmed hat. and chances are that everyone he knows is going to make fun of him for it for the rest of his life, but god knows it's working for eddie.

it's really working for him.

"it really would, wouldn't it," buck grins, like he knows exactly what eddie is thinking.

"shut up," eddie says, and buck laughs.

"here, what about this," he says, and shifts so he's standing behind eddie, wrapping his arms around him.

"it's really not that cold," eddie says, but he's already relaxing against buck.

"maybe i just wanted to do this."

"i can live with that," eddie says, and buck kisses the side of his neck before resting his chin on eddie's shoulder.

the queue shuffles forward, so slowly that buck doesn't need to detach from eddie until they're actually entering the house. from the moment they do he starts geeking out, pointing out how things are rigged so the ghost swings out just so and showing eddie the little hints in the scenery that mean there's a speaker or a strobe light or a person hidden and waiting to pounce.

and it's fascinating, but—"you're kind of ruining it for me, you know," eddie says when buck points out yet another speaker right before the demonic laughter starts. "keep this up and i'm never going to a haunted house with you again."

"okay, i hear you," buck says, even as he's feeling along a wall for something. "but, counterpoint—" he pushes something, and the wall slides back just enough to reveal a tiny alcove, just big enough for two people. "i know all the best places to do this."

he takes eddie by the hand and pulls him into the alcove, and eddie has buck against the wall before the fake wall has finished sliding into place to conceal them.

"you make an excellent point," he murmurs, and he can feel buck's smirk when he leans in to kiss him.

part of him feels like he should be used to kissing buck by now, after months of doing it every chance he gets. and in a way he is—he has a solid mental catalogue of buck's different kinds of kisses. he knows which kiss means hello and which means goodbye, good morning, everything in between. he knows which kiss means i just felt like doing this and which one means i want to do a lot more than just this, and which one means i would do more but our kid is watching.

but as much as he is familiar with the way buck kisses, it takes his breath away every time. it's lightning sparking under his skin every time, butterflies in his stomach and shivers running down his spine.

he hopes he never gets used to it.

eddie loses track of how long they spend tucked away inside the wall of the haunted house, making out like teenagers hiding behind the bleachers after curfew. somewhere in the back of his mind, eddie thinks it's probably a good thing the space is barely big enough for the two of them, because logistical concerns are pretty much the only thing keeping him from trying to get buck's clothes off.

he unbuttons the flannel anyway, clumsy, mostly preoccupied with buck's mouth, just so he can slip his hands under the thin t-shirt buck is wearing underneath. just so he can get his hands on buck's skin. the long sleeves of the flannel are awfully inconvenient.

he's just about to contemplate whether or not he could get away with removing buck's flannel completely when the wall panel slides open, and someone shines a flashlight into their little alcove.

"not again," someone sighs. "well, at least you're still wearing clothes." then the light is pointed at their faces, and the sigh is back. "really? usually it's teenagers. i can kind of understand the teenagers, but—really?"

"i used to work at a haunted house," buck offers in that easy, charming way he has. "so—nostalgia?"

"did you work at this haunted house?" the worker asks.

"uh, no? it was out in iowa."

eddie snorts. "iowa? was the whole thing just made out of corn?"

"not helping," buck hisses, elbowing him.

"neither of you are helping," the worker says. "you're not supposed to be back here, even if you did work at a haunted house. there's no secret brotherhood of haunted house workers."

"okay, okay, fine, we're going," buck says. he steps out of the alcove and tries to head in the direction of the exit, but he is stopped in his tracks by a cleared throat.

"i need to escort you out," the worker says, sounding approximately as excited at the prospect as eddie feels.

"we're gonna leave, i promise," he says, and the worker sighs again.

"it's policy."

"how much do you want to bet hen and karen will be waiting by the exit and see us?" buck mutters as they follow the worker through the house.

"yeah, i'm not taking that bet," eddie says.

it turns out to be a smart move. the worker takes them right up to the door and practically shoves them out, and the first thing they see is hen and karen, holding what looks like entirely too much candy for two pre-teen boys.

"have fun?" hen asks, raising her eyebrows at buck's unbuttoned flannel.

"it was great," eddie says, ruffling christopher's hair and very determinedly not looking hen in the eye. "very scary."

"sure looks like it," karen says. "that's exactly what i look like when i get scared. hair messed up and shirt unbuttoned."

"mm, and the last time i went to a haunted house i got so scared an employee had to walk me out," hen agrees, barely holding in a laugh.

"oh, shut up," buck says. "you're just jealous i know all the good hiding places in haunted houses and you don't."

"yeah, that's definitely it," karen says. "because there's nothing sexier than a haunted house."

"hey," eddie says. "don't knock it til you try it."

send me a halloween prompt!

#911fic #buddie #ask emma #useraustin

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mikiruma · 5 years

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okay i'm snapping what the hell is saints row about. who's the dude with the giant titties you keep thirsting over and who's the mcdonalds emo. i need some answers bc i don't know shit.

ill edit this w a readmore bc it got Very wordy and im on mobile but i promise you. this series is a mess, i live for it, i could go ON abt it for days but this response was long enough fhwkfhejhfnd

1) so basically the premise in most of the games is like. you are a member (leader as of sr2) of a street gang (the third street saints!) and though the story is tweaked slightly for each installment, the overall goal is the same- control different neighborhoods in your city, squash the other gangs, be badass. i *call* it a grand theft auto clone but tbh i havent played gta, the gameplay's similar enough though. the first two games are more uhh... grounded? than the later 3? the plotlines are darker, deaths & events are more fucked up in a heavier/moral sense, etc etc. but the last 3 are way more silly i think. the entire series is kinda packed with crude/sexual humour and essentially responding to a punch with a flamethrower, but it goes over the top in the newer games which is.. why i always liked em lol.

but its just funny in general to think of the plot progression. oh i witness a gang war so im recruited in a gang whose current leader... wants to end gang violence. oh that leader tried to kill me and arrested/killed everyone else so i am going to go apeshit on this city until i find him and kill him back. oh somehow we are international celebrities and do crime as publicity stunts, i am gonna ask mayor burt reynolds to help us with this zombie invasion. oh now i am president of the united states, time to get the earth blown up by an alien warlord and do it with whats left of my gang every survivor plus an ai in a ball.

ive seen Some Shit abt the general timeline but tbh ive always tried to piece it together like. ok these games take place in/around whatever year they were released. besides sr4 which would be... 2019 if my math is correct? i just felt like mentioning that bc i am not touching any canon timeline

OH ALSO the main reason i even got into the series. i literally bought sr3 because of the character customization. the body mods could.... use a lot of work imo but what you can do for your protags face is BANANAS... and changing voice pitch in sr4 was fun too bc male 1 was ok for my boss but having it just a teensy bit higher REALLY made it

tldr; i cant help you there i am just along for this ride

2) im assuming you mean johnny gat not bc theres any competition but like. theres so many dudes like that in this game

his role is actually pretty consistent in that he stays a lieutenant, and hes one of the rare characters (besides. the protag i think?) who's been in every single game. he's the designated badass of the saints and is really good at coming up with plans that involve lots of guns or blowing stuff up. if i typed everything i liked abt him right now this post would be a mile long but trust me he is an excellent man, even tho he might be the scariest motherfucker ever and i probably would be afraid of him irl, he fully deserves that. hes loyal to the saints and his boss which i absolutely respect. still bitter abt sr3 "killing" him bc cmon. he cannot die. does that count in the spoiler? its the literal first mission after u customize your character so i dont think so// whatever ive been posting untagged spoilers for the other games bc theyve been out for a decade

3) IM STILL LOSING MY MIND OVER THAT SJSDHADDHSI mcdonalds emo.... thats his legal name now....

but seriously matt miller is like. one of my fav characters from sr3. he's the leader of one of the rival gangs, the deckers, and they specialize in hacking & money laundering and stuff like that. matt specifically is 16 in his debut game which is really funny to learn bc imagine being a ballsy ass kid repeatedly nae naeing the us government because you can.

anyway i like him bc instead of killing the other gang leaders like usual, u just fight him in a vr world and ur both sick ass dragons and he decides "actually i dont wanna go brain dead. ill give u either weapons or car discounts" then he fucks off back to england. then it lets him come back for sr4 and yall are friends now :D yes yall tried to kill each other but whats past is past. i would be his friend irl honestly hes great. also im still firm on the autistic matt train bc of how often he shares his love for nyte blayde & im WEAK over the boss eventually getting into it as well

#response #groovenians #saints row #someone please help me out my sr1 knowledge is not as great as the other games #but yeah this series is peak me. funy s*x joke. hot dudes. organized crime. character customization. its great #ppl upload cutscenes and stuff on yt too if ur interested!!! but if ur more into story start with sr1 bc thats where it all starts #aaaand if u just wanna jump into the haha funny stuff sr3 or 4 are fun #gat out of hell technically is a standalone expansion but i LOVE the plot in that one. obv lots of religious imagery tho #what am i missing. oh yeah im not messin around w the first two games being darker #like it works in gettin u attached to characters but also. sr2 made me feel sick. if u dont want that PLEASE stick to the newer games

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