#i'm gonna **** myself he looks like my dad

[hamartia-grander]

Jesus fucking christ I hate the US south

#Cw gun mention I guess #I was feeling super nauseous so I went into the kitchen to get ritz crackers #And we're at my grandma's rn for Christmas and she has windows in the kitchen that look out at the road/other houses #And NO curtains or blinds because she's old #And anyway I turned a small light on so I could see the crackers and I hear a fucking man outside shout “WHO'S OUT THERE” #In the heaviest southern accent. Mind you every fucking person in this area has a gun bc there's lots of trees with squirreld they shoot #And logically now that I am calming down I know it was just a bad coincidence and he was probably yelling at smthn in his yard #But jesus fucking christ I felt such immediate intense fear my head went cold #Ran to my baby brother's room bc I was certain someone was gonna come kill us #Then the rationality took over and I just told my mom about it. But now I'm sitting outside his room eating crackers bc I'm fucking paranoid #It is almost 4am and I haven't slept a wink I cannot do this rn #But literally the last time I went for a walk around here my dad told me not to go alone and also not to say anything stupid #And also stay far away from houses bc I could get myself shot #Literally what the fuck is this. #“Afearican” except I'm still very much in the US #Not to mention almost every fucking house has a blue lives matter flag and some have isr*el flags now too like #I fuuuuucking hate it here

[nedlittle]

[alt]

2x21 "crisis" really is a perfect episode

#mash #i cannot BELIEVE the plot of this episode was really it's cold and we need to snuggle for warmth #the supply line got cut off so we need communal sleepovers for Morale Reasons #it's PERFECT! #i just know frank is that kid who's like 'can we please be quiet and go to sleep' #frank thinks they're gonna get in trouble if they're too loud #i'm going to finish s2 today and i really enjoyed it overall! #i think it's stronger than s1 (understandably) and the episodes have more rewatchability #however on the other hand there episodes like for want of a boot and as you were that feel like all set up and no payoff #similarly dear dad 3 didn't really feel committed to the epistolary format and didn't do anything interesting or meaningful with it #also bc i am a person who loves spoilers and context i know what happens to henry so every passing episode i am filled with dread #that's my DAD what do you MEAN he's gonna get shot down over the sea of japan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #also mclean stevenson is giving possibly my favourite performance. he's just Saying things by accident #not one word in his mouth has ever been there on purpose he is possessed by the spirit of your dumbest uncle #i'm still lukewarm on trapper. the vulture instinct i feel on account of him looking like buddy the elf has settled #i no longer want to tear that man to shreds out of primal rage i only wish he'd get his own plot & a more distinct personality #those are all my thoughts rn #i have to bribe myself with the Very Special Gay Episode so i can finish this cover letter #id in alt text

[heatobrienswife]

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#tw: death #tw: irl death #tw: parent death #ok those tags will make sense in a moment but! cause I've been going back through my s/is lore it made think a lil deeper into her #relationship with o'b (true heat) n well the thought of them talking about kids came up #both o'b n myself irl have a genetic that can lead to terminal illness n cause my s/i is me she has it too #o'b carries a disease in his blood that killed his sister n mine can lead to terminal cancer not 100% but I'm more likely to possibly get it #over someone who doesn't have the same gene it's what killed my own dad irl #so i like the idea of both of them like bonding on that level knowing they both have like this *monster* inside them inside their genetics #n well its comforting to me to know he knows exactly how i feel irl #idk cause of the whole his ashes finally being ready for pick up thing it sorta opened old *wounds* n my fear of dying like he did #i know I'm gonna die someday everyone is but i don't wanna die the way he did #i think I'm venting uogihviyv not what i meant to do! I'm not looking for comfort! just brain werms went screwy lol #but i really like the idea of the two of them having a bonding moment over their fears n grief in a way that only people in that position #can #n it's comforting so ojghvihfiv #shut up rattie no one gives a shit lol

[museofvoid]

have been purposefully avoiding to talk about the war on gaza with my dad because i just kind of knew he'd be insufferable about it, but just now they brought up greta thunberg's support for palestine on the news and he commented on how stupid it was so i just had to say something

and turns out that, yeah, my dad thinks israel is completely justified in destroying all of palestine along with its people :)

#please understand that smiley is passive aggressive and not happy at all #i am so fucking angry right now i am shaking #my dad is notoriously islamophobic and i've been arguing with him about it several times #he's also been openly homophobic before and now he dares to argue that because hamas 'hates gays' #israel is allowed to just exterminate palestine #i had to leave cause i'm not good at arguing out of nowhere like that and i just got so angry #and like so far i've been following the events but hasn't read up much on the history #and i really have to do that now #if anyone has any good resources please share #i'm gonna look into it myself too of course #writing a lot in the tags now no one will read this but just #HHHHHHHGG #bluh bluh #palestine #free palestine

[sensitivegoblin]

Vent

#I need a hug #I just feel like hopeless shit tbh #I wanna do something to cheer myself up but I'm just so depressed nothing feels worth it #I don't have any crochet inspiration #my hair is in a cloth so makeup would look good/feel worth it #anything I wanna write is sad #I just want something to make me happy rn but I'm not gonna get it :( #I don't even have the will power to do basic skin care rn #usually I feel a lil better after but ugh #I just...don't feel like i care about anything #I wish I could go completely nonverbal so that I wouldn't anger the people around me #all my life is consistent of is listening to people but no one listens to me #my dad thinks we talk a lot but really it's HIM talking and me going 'yeah' every now and then #he says its not true but it is #I never get to talk to anyone I never get to go off into my autistic rants like he does #my moods really fluctuating between feeling nothing and feeling like I need to c*t and d*e #I need a hug that I don't have to fucking ask for........ #I'm either dazing and nothing or I'm barely holding in my tears #I wanna take a Tbreak cus I feel like that doesn't help #but it's really hard to NOT smoke when in pain #I dunno man my life just feels like it's never getting better. #I wanna be saved but that's never happening I'm not pretty enough to even hope that someone will finally give me my big break #feeling just hurts I wanna shut off but it's driving me mad

[elenadoeslife]

your first love hits different

#another day another vent-in-the-tags post #i came across a picture of me and my fiest boyfriend of five years today. picture must've been 10 years old at this point #found many more pictures of him and us on my dad's old pc #i can just feel my body pull and heart ache when i look at him in the pictures #wondering what my life would've looked like if i hadn't broken things off between us #we tried to stay friends and a couple of months later we went for a drink. when daying goodbye he moved in to kiss me #i was hesitant and stepped away. he couldn't bare having me in his life while not being together so he cut off all contact #don't get me wrong in any of my thoughts- i love babe whole heartedly and he's the only man for me now and in my future #it's just that nagging feeling burried deep. the 'what if's. what if i felt more confident about my body back then? #what if i hadn't moved on so quickly? what if i had let him kiss me? #i tried texting him telling him i was approved for gbp surgery (i broke things off because i was very insecure about my body) #he congratulated me and sincerely wished me all the happiness in the world but also asked me not to contact him again after this #it's been 7-ish years but every now and then i wonder how he's doing and what he's up to #he doesn't really have social media apart from facebook (and that page is private) and i only stayed in touch with his former best friend #but i'm not gonna ask him because i know they haven't spoken in years either #i've had plenty more relationships after him but i rarely ever think about those guys #am i okay? is this normal? lol #i should get my head out of this rabbit hole asap #add: the picture is almost 15 years old lol. my math ain't mathing. we met in 2009. not that it's important #i think i just moved on too quickly and didn't allow myself time & space to grieve. that's why he keeps popping up in my thoughts now & then

[ressariot]

I'm sleepy and I've only seen one panel and a summary from this week's chapter but

looks like I will finally get to see my fucked up fave again. like next week. or the week after. really soon now

#sukie talks #bnha tag. #it's been 84 years dot gif #i'm obviously exaggerating but man #the fact that enji vs. touya has been relegated to happening off screen i'm baffled #like to have all this build-up for touya to want to stick it to his dad #and enji looking to become a better person and taking responsibility for his past mistakes #which includes confronting touya #and then we get barely a glimpse of it like damn #how disappointing tbh #and i gotta wonder what enji has been doing with his son in 'burning myself up' mode #because i imagine his quirk is rather useless in a situation like that #but it's not like we're seeing anything about it #anyway 'touya's gonna blow himself up' wasn't exactly what i expected #but it falls under 'touya intends to kill himself for his revenge' which was my line of thinking #now if shouto is able to get there in time #and succeeds it cooling touya off physically so he won't explode #that still leaves the question what they're gonna do about his mental and emotional state #like if touya survives this fight (which i haven't been optimistic about) #is the todoroki family gonna hug it out with him somehow #or will they be unable to change how he feels regardless #and all that's gonna keep him from burning himself alive withhia dad is being locked up with his quirk being suppressed ir sth #finding that out is my main reason to still read this manga #bnha spoilers

[candyvoncaramell]

wip alert... gonna try my hand at designing and rigging jssjsjssj

#ok to rb. though in like a week check back in to see it completed #though it's my friend faith who's gonna use it not me #i don't usually post sketches because i would hate for the sketches to get more notes than the finished art. BUT #any promo even the sketches of the model r necessary #bcz getting an audience as vtubers is damn hard w such an oversaturated market #though. i'm gonna rig it myself and i have never rigged anything so it's probable i'll never finish it because i suck #(at completing things. not in general) #shiny's draw #vtuber #vtube model #art #sketches #digital art #digital drawing #anime #anime girl #look i'm going off on the tags i want ppl to see her she's gonna be my baby. i feel like victor frankenstein if he was a good dad #even if she's older than me by like 3 yrs iirc? dunno #the 34% is just a reminded of the opacity of the sketch srry

[zephyrfuse]

btw it's like 1:30 am here but shout out to the commissioners who want to support me, and are extremely patient with me cause of my situation and apparent injury, y'all are MVPs thanks for hanging in there knowing it may be a while

#shosh #i learned to stress myself out less #and to everyone who allows me that time when i realize i may need to im greatful for #to accept the time you are given so no one feels guilty is something that i'm working on #the worst feeling as a commissioner who just wants so support is knowing the artist is stressing about it. #i don't wanna do that to y'all #i need to learn how to take things at a healthy pace and srsly thanks for allowing me to do so #also as an update for those who didn't get it on my trash main #i SOMEHOW managed to convince my mom to look into family therapy...if i made one mistake on that delivery it would have failed #thank goodness. but that doesn't mean the end of course cause my dad #had his first major surgery and is still recovering. he's gonna get the next next week #it's the radiation i'm scared of tbh. My mom cannot handle stress well #so like....yeah. If my dad ever shows signs of weakness that's what i'm scared of cause that's when she just pops off #either way i kinda have to stay here to support my mom i'm the only other adult that can drive #so e. But i still need the support for an emergency situation because i'm on duty #cause well. it happened #and if something like that happens again i need to be ready 😭 #btw yes i promise it's used for emergency backup #i immediately put 90% of that shit into my savings asap

[david-watts]

here's the thing........(about your ocd post)

in the least wierd wey possible: you just are one of those people who i wouldn't be surprised if they actually had ocd

like the hoarding (for me at least) was a really big giveaway

and also ocd can manifest is some wierd weys (at least other that the need to have everything super organized) like intrusive thoughts

hope this wasn't invasive or wierd that's just what i had to sey as someone with diagnosed ocd

yeah that's fair. I did what I'm Not Meant To Do and looked up the symptoms and while I do have a few of the traits I don't think it's like. anything more than that. I think my intrusive thoughts are more schizophrenic in origin just judging by How they manifest, y'know??

but yeah your input is appreciated very much that's good information to know about myself

#like. I'm not trying to deny that it's possible. it's just I look at the line in my family where it IS present #and I can see where I got some of my traits from. like the hoarding. but I don't think I'm in the exact same category as them #hoarding Is a problem and I'm not immune to it but. the older I get the more I can separate myself from those actions and thoughts #so I reckon it's just. learnt behaviour. my dad hoards shit too and he doesn't have ocd #anyway the evidence I have schizophrenia plus other mood disorders is far stronger. the hat man has NOTHING on the sheet man #and the fact that I had strong delusions that the school principal was gonna turn us into animals when I was ten isn't just #because that toad of a bitch (being rude to bitches AND toads there) was actively abusing me my family and my teacher #I mean. it probably didn't help. but I don't think that's JUST trauma lmao #so yeah. thanks. insight into how someone else perceives me is very helpful #whether I do or don't I don't want my m*ther to mention it to everyone tomorrow lmao

[iicraft505]

Me: I'll let other people get rid of things even if they're things I can't imagine in a million years wanting to get rid of

Me: slams the door of my brother's room because he is getting rid of stuff I wouldn't

#some of it I'm gonna keep because it SHOULD be sentimental to him #a fair amount of the rest is hockey stuff which like. we have places for. #and shirts that i want #also he gets rid of stuff that looks fine on him because it's 'too big' #it's like he got in shape and then decided that anything that wasn't skin tight was too big #I'm jealous of him in some ways and i feel like I'm losing him as my best friend as he was when we were little and i have issues getting #rid of things and when people say or imply bad things about my mom. even if they're true idk i just. he used to me a Mama's boy #and i said that the opposite end of my mom is my dad and he said don't compare me to dad and like #okay then stop acting like him #so basically a lot of deep things that I'm too chickenshit to bring up in therapy boiled to the surface #i also worry that he's being pulled away from my mom and me by other people. #i also worry about him having trauma from the way i acted wjen i was younger. we both had anger issues on occasion through childhood #but i maintained it for much longer and i just. it breaks my heart but i don't know how to make that any better for him. if he does #and not like PTSD levels just passing trauma #i feel like he's swung too far from my mom's keeping too much #and I'm not a hoarder i have hoarding tendencies because of being overly emotional and sentimental because of autism #well probably that i suppose i don't know for sure but if i feel something i rarely feel it Just A Little #i thought i was better at controlling myself but i guess not #anyway. yeah. #iicraft505 #nobody asked #next semester I'm gonna get so in shape my brother isn't even gonna recognize me winter break #like an hour a day of activity no excuses #and I'll have room to keep my exercise bike weights and anything else easily accessible #so 😎 swol iicraft505 coming to a tumblr near you #not as much as my brother but still n #more rhan nothing at all

[rxkuyo]

not me having to cancel the one event I was actually looking forward to because of work last minute 🥲

#not gonna lie to y'all #my will to live is dwindling so fast with every passing day ✌🏻 #everyday I wake up to another minor inconvenience happening #but at this point with my worsening mental health they all feel like massive inconveniences lmao #I hate my fucking piece of shit life so much and I see no realistic way out of my current living situation #other than the option to off myself 🥲✌🏻 #I'm literally so tired of my existence ngl #I'm doing all this for a shitty minimum wage job at a place that doesn't pay me for half the shit I do because they are fair and all #to barely make enough money to feed my pets and treat myself to a videogame every couple of months #which I am aware is more than some people have #but it isn't enough to move tf out and away from my piece of shit dad #and it certainly isn't enough to be able to afford actually working towards my trainer's license aka #the only bearable line of work I can see myself actually being somewhat good/ successful in #like I'm working my ass off and it's getting me literally nowhere and I'm starting to get so fucking frustrated #but then I also can't leave this place because I have to take care of my sick horse that isn't even my horse #but there's no one else who'd look after him #his owner certainly isn't #and I am fully aware that I cannot save him and he is doomed to be put down in the forseeable future #but I can at least keep on doing everything I can to at least ease his suffering for whatever time he has left #while seeing him get worse is also affecting me mentally like pretty negatively at times #like that horse has been the one single good thing in my life for the past years and with him likely dying #my reason to bear it all and keep going is just like gone ? #which is fun #it's fun #I love it #love my existence so much I literally just want this shit to be over aha #<3 #personal #suicide mention tw #not literally but also literally iykwim ✌🏻

[tidepoolalgae]

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#ok ok I think it just actually fucking hit me how my dad says I'm not an 'independent adult' BUT I LITERALLY AM #I LITERALLY AM #like wait??? that's actually really fucking weird?????? #now that I'm looking at it from this angle I'm like.. the audacity #if he ever has that talk with me again I'll be like 'you don't think I'm an independent adult rn??' and start a fight #I'm gonna try to stand up for myself more even though I might have to fight about it #screams for a million years #personal #why does he sayyyyyy thaaaaatttt

[angeltism]

sobbing actually bc my granddad on my dad's side sent the nicest message ever for my dad to tell me waaa

#➳ the fool speaks #my family isn't perfect but it's times like these I'm happy bc it could be so much worse y'know - #idk I'm very lucky to have my family fufufu #also he sent me some money . and my dad is also giving me some money . u nyeow have lots of money . #prolly gonna buy tom.ie for myself with it after i finish reading no lon.ger hum.an and the bla.ck para.dox #and i should probs save the rest . . . but hey who knows ! i could end up spending it all at a mall trip w irl friends #i cooould also maybe try to finally get a cosplay . . . . 200$ ++ whatever i already have seems like enough to at least get SOME pieces of #a cosplay #but who would i cosplay . . . . #i think I'd look good in my (kaf.ka's) outfit but also who knows . . maybe i will do a pj.sk . idk it's just a thought for nyeow

[slippery-minghus]

hooooo boy so for a while now i've been talking here and there with my clinic's manager about possible upward-ish/lateral-ish movement in the company, and that's led to a few meetings with people in roles/fields i'm interest in and. oh man oh man. i had a meeting with someone today and they're opening a position later this year that they really like me for, and are excited for me to apply !!!

it's in a department i only sort of tangentially considered, and it's not exactly the quiet pencil pushing i was hoping for, but it's something i know i can do. and that's huge. 90% of the things i was looking at require skills and training i just don't have, but this? it's not been my main role before but i've done it. maybe not on this scale, maybe not all of it. but. i KNOW i'm qualified.

and i feel so proud of myself. i'm staring down the barrel (/affectionate) of a real career. this might really happen !

#and it's kinda boggling my mind a bit but there'd be travel involved #i'd get to see soooo many places #and like. have it paid for #and fuckin. i'd finally be salaried. and the person was upfront that you're allowed to set your schedule as long as your work's getting done #oh and if i might add it's literally one and a half times my current pay at minimum sooooooo #i could fuckinG AFFORD a cat sitter #aughskalalfka #the listing won't go up til late october at the earliest but #she's gonna let me know when it posts!! #and she specifically mentioned twice!! that when she was shadowing our clinic a while back #that she told my office manager that he had a 'real gem' at the front desk (me!!!) #and when i mentioned how my previous role was semi-supervisory and i carried that authority into this role—that i was the same w/o the rank #she said she could definitely see that in me !!! #and i was thinking on the way home. about the letter i still haven't written my dad to wrap up these letters and have some real closure #about cutting contact #and i remembered the grief he would give me about being in my late 20s and in a job that 'was below me' #and just. refusing to see that they were still stepping stones. and that not having my Lifelong Career set by 24 #doesn't mean it'd never happen #and i look at the stepping stone of today. and the genuine career i have lining up in my sights and..... yeah #i'm really proud of myself #and i can be proud of myself for him too #narrating my life

[angelltheninth]

Back in the Dating Game

Pairing: Lucifer Morningstar x Fem!Reader

Tags: fluff, new relationship, first date, phone calls, being flustered, gifts, kissing, poly Lucilith, Lucifer Morningstar is a gentleman and silly

Word count: 1.2k

Summary: After a while of dancing around it you and Lucifer are finally going on a date. He's been freaking out about it and goes to ask the only person he can for advice, his daughter, Charlie.

A/N: This came to me at like 2 in the morning and I thought it was hilarious.

Over a month has passed since Charlie and her friends battle with Adam and Hell is slowly going back to... it's usual brand of chaos. Lucifer however has his own worries past Hell's current affairs. His upcoming date.

"It's a date. A date. You've been on dates before. You're the King of Hell!" He yelled at his own reflection, ferocious at first and then sunk back down into his chair. "Like ten thousand years ago. Ugh. Why is it still so hard. I gotta find someone who... wait... that's it!"

He rushed out the door of his bedroom, greeting one Hotel staff member after the other, even Alastor, although he swore that the Radio Demon tried to trip him. It was still early morning so he choose to leave him be. For now.

"Charlie can I- oh- oh my golly-!" Lucifer was has never looked away faster in his life, his long, long life.

"Dad! What the FUCK is wrong with you?!" Charlie kicked her legs so fast one of her hooves smacked Vaggie in the face. "Shit! Vaggie I'm so sorry! Are you bleeding! Oh my god you are!"

Vaggie put her hand up and instead of bothering to stop the bleeding searched for her nightgown. There were few things worse then getting caught between her girlfriend's legs.

"Are uh... you two dressed now?" Lucifer coughed awkwardly as he listened to the commotion behind him. "I'm so sorry I didn't know you two were- I mean it's fine you're girlfriends and sex is a very natural-"

"Dad, please don't. You can turn around just... knock next time." Lucifer turned around, one hand still on his face, "You can look, we're dressed."

The King of Hell cleared his throat, standing there for a few more moments before walking over to a chair and sitting down. "Soooo... wings huh? Hey, me too! Aha-haaa!" He grinned way to much, trying to break the awkward atmosphere. "Charlie... you like girls right?"

"Yes? Didn't you just... dad, what's going on?"

He gulped, tapping his fingers on his cane, "There's this woman I've kind of, maybe, soft of been seeing and... well your old man's been out of the dating game for the past ten thousand years. It's... I'm nervous about the date tonight." He was out of breath by the time he finished talking, almost shaking.

Charlie and Vaggie looked at each other, and a moment later Charlie exploded with excitement.

"Who is she? When did you meet? Did you kiss yet? Is she as pretty as mom? Does she like singing? Have you kissed yet or not?! Wait I already asked that!"

"Charlie, Charlie calm down! This is gonna be our first official date. Your mom gave a thumbs up? We didn't talk much though. I really think this-" A phone rang in his pocket, "Oh! Oh god! It's her! What do I do?!"

"Pick up the phone?" Vaggie suggested.

"Good idea Gabby! That's why I like you!" That wasn't even close to her name but okay, he was under a lot of stress. "What do I say?"

"Just... be yourself?" Not helpful.

"Myself. Okay. I'm Lucifer. The King of Hell!" He took a deep breath and pressed answer, "Hey bitch!"

Both Charlie and Vaggie faceplalmed, Vaggie cringing more because of her busted nose and lip.

"Uhm, hey Lucifer. Are we still on for tonight?" You asked with no small amount of stress of your own. You were getting a date with the King of Hell, it was scary and exciting at the same time.

"Of course we're on! We are gonna get it on! Not like that, no! I uh... want to..." He looked to the side where both Charlie and Vaggie made X gestures with their arms, "Make you an X?"

You laughed at how nervous he sounded too, "Already dumping me? You haven't even kissed me yet. I'm not that bad at it, I promise."

"No, no I don't mean... I look forward to seeing you tonight. It will be the best, most romantic, the most magical shit you've ever seen... baby?" Lucifer tried to chuckle but it sounded very forced.

"Well okay then. Sweep me off my feet, my good sir." Look at you, already using petnames for each other.

"S-Sir...?" His mind was already going places that were very much not appropriate in front of his daughter and her girlfriend, "See you tonight!" He ended the call, "That went well. Wish me luck Charlie! Oh and use protection! Your old man ain't ready to be a grandpa yet."

"Daaad!" Charlie blushed a deep red as Lucifer stepped through a portal and back into his room.

The knock at your door was quick and hard, and a few minutes early. But you knew who it was, the hat and the wings were a dead giveaway. You checked your outfit and make-up in the mirror one last time before opening the door and beholding the King of Hell himself holding out flowers for you with a shy smile on his face.

"Hope these aren't too much for a first date." He handed them off to you. "They're alive! They're gonna be great houseguards when they grow fully." Good, then you wouldn't have to feed them. The demons breaking into your home will do that.

"Thank you, I'm sure they'll be lovely." You put them aside and took his hand as he tapped his cane on the floor and opened a portal to a restaurant you haven't been to before. It looked much too fancy, but not for the King. "Wow."

Lucifer pulled out a chair for you but tripped over his own. "I'm okay!"

He was such a goof ball.

"I uh... look, I need to be honest with you. I haven't been on a date in a while. I don't know how to do... this. I walked in on my daughter with her girlfriend today because I couldn't figure out how to talk to you!" He leaned against his chair and ran his hand across his face, his red cheeks reddening even more.

"Lucifer, it's fine." You reached for his hand, "You're the King of Hell. I was scared to go out with you, I didn't know what to expect. Your reputation is pretty intimidating. But I'm glad you're not that guy."

"And what kind of guy am I?" He leaned in, so interested in what you had to say. He'd been judged for so long, for all the wrong things, he had to know what you think.

"Really funny, someone who cares about his family, charming, and dare I say devilishly handsome." You pushed yourself over the desk and kissed him on the cheek, in front of everyone. "And so cute when you blush." You whispered and looked at him with hooded eyes. Lucifer didn't reply but you did see his tail moving behind him. "Puppy energy. Interesting."

"Oh no, I'm not into pet play. But I'm sure we can find other things we're both into." His eyebrows wiggled as he let his long tongue curl at you. You clenched your legs, excited for more dates with him if this is the energy he's gonna bring every time.

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