man i think i'm becoming a deadbeat but i kinda love it. stopped by work after class so i could say hi to zack and i've been hanging out here at work for like 4 hours
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Is it really a fic about Brom if he doesn’t have an internal breakdown that he hides—incredibly successfully I might add—and quietly resolves, only to immediately have another breakdown?
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Okay! For the 24.7 people potentially interested, I give you:
✨Lupin III Discworld AU✨
Aka Lupin and Lipwig give Vimes an aneurysm ! :D
For those lacking context: Discworld is a fantasy universe composed of a flat circular world carried through space on the back of four elephants and a turtle. It's got your typical wizards, dwarves, trolls etc, but in a trope-subversive way. And it's fucking awesome 💖
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Character introductions!
Lupin: Agatean* with Quirmian* ancestry. He moved to Ankh-Morpork in search of success and adventure and more people to rob; and also to follow Fujiko. He's an illegal thief (not registered with the Thieve's Guild). His favourite hobby (besides stealing) is messing with the Guild and with the Watch (aka the police). Commander Vimes is secretly rooting for him, because he dislikes the Guild slightly more than he dislikes Lupin. He's also friends with Moist Von Lipwig (former conman, current postmaster; more about this in another post).
*Agatean Empire: equivalent of China (closest DW culture to Japan). Quirm: equivalent of France with a bit of Italy.
Fujiko: Agatean. She fled the Empire to escape Goemon after stealing his sword. Once in Ankh-Morpork, she joined the Thieves’ Guild; but everyone confuses her for a seamstress* because her technique usually involves seduction. She tried it on Vetinari once. It failed spectacularly.
*Seamstresses: another word for ladies of negotiable affection. Their guild is one of the oldest and most respected in Ankh-Morpork.
Jigen: Ankh-Morporkian, son of Agatean immigrants, grew up as a street urchin in the Shades (the most crime-ridden neighborhood of the notoriously crime-ridden Ankh-Morpork). He joined the Assassin's Guild as a self-taught sharp-shooter, then quit after joining Lupin (whom he had been contracted to assassinate). He's also a werewolf, although no one knows how that's possible since he doesn't have any Überwaldian ancestry.
(see @benevolenterrancy's amazing art of Jigen and Angua)
Goemon: Agatean, moved to Ankh-Morpork in pursuit of Fujiko who had stolen his sword. He later meets Lupin and Jigen, and decides to stick with them. He refuses to join the Thieve's Guilds, which he considers an affront to the noble art of thievery.
Zenigata: Agatean, was sent abroad by the Empire's police force in pursuit of Lupin. The Ankh-Morpork City Watch agreed to lend him resources after Lupin started causing havoc. Vimes simultaneously dislikes him and admires his dedication.
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Side characters:
Zantetsuken: a sentient talking sword whose personality is the embodiment of Bushido. It is extremely annoying. It was probably Goemon's only friend back in the Agatean Empire.
Yata: Agatean, Zenigata's assistant, the only resource the Empire allowed him to bring along. He quickly bonds with Rufus Drumknott, the Patrician's Head Secretary, through their common admiration for their bosses.
The Cagliostro family: rulers of a small county in Überwald* in the foothills of the Ramtop moutains. Half of them (the Count's branch) are vampires, the other half (Clarisse's branch) are humans.
*Überwald: equivalent of Transylvania
Ami Enan: not sure about her place of origin,I just know it's somewhere in the Sto Plains. She's a genius clacks operator, and part of the GNU (a group of clacks hackers).
Rebecca Rosselini: Quirmian noble. Might be related to Leonardo Da Quirm.
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I'll make another post with more details and headcanons, and PLEASE do send me your own ideas!!
EDIT: More headcanons here and here!
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i recently remembered my concept for other bird species as plague doctors and i wanted to jot down what i had!! i still have to get down penguin, owl, pheasants, toucan and peacock, plus i need to finish parrot/macaw and flamingo :33 i'll have more later
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c'mon man, at least let me put some fucking pants on!
the sacrifice || @windbrook slashed day 6
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Me: job description got shifted and new data analysis software was introduced which removed all data analysis from my job
Me: starts a new tumblog to run polls to determine Tumblr's MBTI and keeps coming up with new questions that I can do data analysis on. Like I could just enter the questions into the mbti online test and get tumblr's mbti but I could also do a lot more math on a spreadsheet to use up all the data that the blog is generating
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