#i'm interested to see the next one with the viewer memes

[dreamingcloudie]

❛❛ In which; Dottore as a streamer... ❜❜

✎ ❛❛ I'll have to admit, this character is quite... alluring.❜❜

Pairing(s): Streamer!Dottore x (kinda) Game-Character!GN!Reader (Mordern AU)

Genre/Format: N/A (headcanons)

Warning(s): wrote this at 6am without thinking straight so possible grammar mistakes and sentences that don't make sense

Notes: There really isn't much of x Reader here, sadly :( I might write more of this in the future but idk

I know i have requests to do but this idea came out of nowhere and it was too tempting to not write something for it— I've only written headcanon once so this is short. I have no idea if I'm doing this right 💀

Let's be real, this guy would probably stream live torture on the darkest part of the internet

BUT, let's just pretend in this AU he's not an evil doctor man <3

He is a tired university student who majors in biology and thrives to earn a position in the medical field

And that means becoming a coffee addict and endless nights of staying up late to study 

Sleeping? What's that?

I can see him being so focused on his studies to the point where he doesn't interact with the internet much

If someone showed him a popular meme he wouldn't understand 

Boomer

L

Due to how busy he is, he doesn't have the time to find a job

He lives off of the money his parents send him every month lol

That was until someone introduced him to the wonders of the internet…

One of his friends—Childe, told him something about a streaming platform and he should go check it out

And that night when he got home, he pulled his laptop out and searched for it

He also learnt that people can earn money streaming whatever

For instance, most of the people streams "let's plays"

He scrolled down a little and he found people streaming… questionable things, and he was baffled they get paid for it

So that means, he could stream anything he wants and he'd earn money from it, as long as he has a certain amount of viewers 

Say less

And an account was made 

This basically becomes his part-time job now

He usually streams to tutor struggling students and you best believe they were very thankful 

He'll sometime do "study with me" streams too

As he takes his fifteen minutes breaks from studying, he'd talk to his viewers 

And when I tell you this man has the driest humor ever—

That's what got his channel to grow

Viewers would clip his dry ass jokes and post them onto other social media platforms, which caused his view counts to blow up

As he got more and more popular, his viewers would beg him to do gaming streams

With how dry his humor is, they thought his commentary would be gold…

And they're absolutely correct, they get to see a different side of him too 

Surgeon simulator is the very first game he was introduced to by his fans, to get him interested in gaming

Man's cursing every time when he accidentally drops something

"Now, we put this lung over— Shit."

Cue chat spamming the Kek emote 

It's been months since he started to stream and things are going pretty well for him

He comes back home from his lectures today to find his Discord server is filled with loads of fans telling him to check a game out, mostly because of a certain character

The general chat is flooded with hundreds, and I mean hundreds of pictures of them

And Lo and Behold

It is you

The moment he first has his eyes on you, his jaw drops

God DAMN YOU LOOK FINE AS HELL

Not to mention that harness you have on you—

Ahem

Anyways

He doesn't even know who you are or what game you're from

But man he's head over heels for you already 

The next time he starts his stream, the first thing he says is:

"Everyone was going crazy on Discord yesterday about a game character. And now my question is…

"Who are they and which game are they from?"

Babygirl took his first step into the world of simping <3

#genshin x reader #genshin impact x you #genshin x you #genshin x yn #dottore #genshin impact #dottore x reader #dottore x y/n #dottore x you #genshin dottore #il dottore #fatui #fatui harbingers x reader #fatui harbingers

[itzaltwins]

Y'know those agent profiles that are seen in TGC when Charlie hacks into the Kingsman database? I made these near the time I got into the franchise (late 2021), but I never shared them anywhere, mostly because I doubted the film makers really cared about their accuracy (and most viewers don't care either). I've never been hooked on any film franchise unlike video games, so I was shocked no one overanalyzed the images and shared it for the fandom to see. Well, here they are (with accompanying alt-text):

James is in there too - he deserves it.

Some of the text I couldn't make out from the film, so if you can fill in the blanks, please share. Fortunately, thanks to these tweets, I could read some parts better.

Explanations and thoughts under the cut:

I decided to mix Eggsy's profile from the one we see in TSS when he visits Harry at the infirmary and TGC. Why? He's apparently 5'9" IRL (so I went with TSS's 5'10" over the 6'00") and he couldn't be born in 1985 because he would be 29 in TSS, which is wrong. Same thing with Roxy's DOB. Changed their admission dates to 2014 instead of 2012.

Speaking of incorrect heights, I'm pretty sure they just threw in some random numbers: Colin Firth is 6'1½". In TSS, after the train test, you can see him and Alastair (Percival, 6'4") on the same plane. Alastair appears just slightly taller, so I assume 6'2". In this particular photo of Colin alongside Alastair and Carlos (Bedivere, 6'3"), they're all roughly the same height. However, they're not standing side-by-side so it's a bit difficult to determine the exact difference. They're like a variation of that three-headed dragon meme. Then there's this other photo with Chester (Lamorak, 6'5"), Carlos, Bimbo (Gawain, 6'3"), and Percival. Chester is clearly taller than all three. If Carlos and Alastair are 6'2", he's probably 6'4". Bimbo looks just slightly shorter, so he's 6'1". Oh and Jack Davenport (Lancelot/James) is also 6'2", not 6'1". Not a big deal overall, but I really like accuracy when it comes to heights.

Some things that may be of interest: Lamorak and Bedivere share admission dates. Next of kin for filler agents are actually those of the film crew in TGC (yes, I looked at the credits too much). Arthur (good) and Lancelot (James) share the same next of kin.

As for the notes sections: With The King's Man, it's impossible for Arthur to have served in all British special forces before Kingsman formed - he was born 1940. Bedivere is referred to as Percival. Percival is referred to as Kay (!), who doesn't have a profile. Finally, the section after Geraint's hair colour is covered by other profiles the entire time.

So yeah, do whatever you want with this info.

Who do you have as the last unnamed agent? I was hoping they'd officially confirm all the codenames in TKM, but then they only listed names we already knew plus Bedivere. They'll do it in TBB, right? Right?

#kingsman #kingsman agents #arthur #lamorak #bedivere #lancelot #geraint #kay #gawain #percival #feels weird to post an analysis that isn't video game related lol

[socialist-microwave-laser]

maybe it's the cynic in me but i feel like people are celebrating wayyyyy too soon about tucker carlson no longer being on fox news and i'm asking y'all to tread very lightly for a few reasons:

we still don't know who terminated the agreement and why

now yes, it was a very sudden end, on friday evening tc apparently said he'll be back monday. but even if fox was the catalyst, that doesn't mean they suddenly got a moral backbone, or they'll stop showing a bunch of nazi shit on their platform. tc was raking in millions of dollars a night. if he's being scapegoated, that's an expensive fucking scapegoat. if he's been deemed a liability, the settlement money was just a drop in the bucket for the amount of money they make—not nearly large enough to dissuade them from doing this again. corporations exist to make money, and if the fox news people had any moral backbone it wouldn't have been some lawsuit that made them suddenly remember its existence

(i also want to add that i wouldn't be surprised if tc was trying to pull a matt walsh here and complain that fox was changing some rules internally, or maybe moving some money around, and tc was pissed enough that he walked away. given the amount of money this man raked in a night, this is incredibly plausible imo)

we don't know where fox news is going to go from here

we're talking about a corporation run by a bunch of people who were willing to (allegedly) incite and facilitate an attempted coup because it was making them money. we're also talking about a corporation that just lost one of their most prominent guys, who, and i'm gonna keep beating this dead horse, raked in millions of dollars a night. they're not just gonna throw their hands up in the air and decide they're going to become centrists. they're replacing this time slot with a rotating cast of members, and there's going to be a vacuum in the fox news space. they're going to start looking for someone to say the quiet parts out loud starting yesterday

(side note that i think it will be interesting to see them try to divorce the tc persona from the person in order to maintain it on their network)

we don't know where tucker carlson is going to go from here

people weren't tuning in to watch tc scream himself red in the face because they just love supporting fox news; they were tuning in to watch tucker carlson. and we'd be kidding ourselves if we thought otherwise, and if we thought tc thought otherwise. this man holds a massive amount of rhetorical leverage, he has the ears of over four million usamericans a night. he's not going to throw in the towel because he lost his fancy tv show slot. i've been keeping an eye on the regular forums and already his fans are coming up with conspiracies about fox news being a bunch of shills, censoring him, etc etc etc. he still has two legs, a lot of money, and a shit ton of supporters to stand on. and if he wants, he can suddenly say a whole lot more stuff now that he's not on prime time television anymore

we don't know where the fans are going to go from here

let's entertain the hypothetical that fox news is now going to be a center-right organization and tc is going to fade into the ether. that doesn't mean all those viewers and fans are going to follow suit. that's not how propaganda works. a vacuum needs filling, and this audience wants to keep hearing the same stuff. in the absence of a fox news and tucker carlson, they're going to search elsewhere for someone to watch. where are they going to go, parler? the place that has holocaust deniers on the home page on a good day? is that a loss for the radicalization pipeline?

i'm not saying not to celebrate or laugh or post memes or feel relieved or whatever. i also feel that way! but i also feel like this is an historic turning point for the course of the alt right and the united states as a whole, and we can't lose ourselves in our celebration and go to brunch because racism is solved. we need to be on guard these next few days. if you have loved ones who loved fox news, keep an eye on them (if that would be safe for you). i'm also going to throw our a quick "be safe" for everyone in jewish communities, it'll only be a hop skip and a jump for a lot of these people to come to the conclusion that someone (triple echo included) is behind this, and they probably won't be wanting to give them flowers. much love y'all, remember to drink some water

#fox news #current events #tucker carlson #usamerican politics #us politics #us current events #antifascist #antifascism #anarchist #anarchism #leftist #leftism #black lives matter #jumblr #queer

[personmanrb]

As mentions in a previous post, this is the first "concept board" sorta thign i made for my OC the "Person" formerlly known as the "personman". As you can guess, the name is my own, but after a while i decided to truncate the "man" part so it flows better as a cryptid, more on that momentarily.

To address the first elephant in the room, yes the original image is an AI generated one. I feel the need to address this as while i myself am generally unaware of the harms or ethics of AI art (Tumblr is the first blog-based social media platform i've used, and i haven't been using it for long), even from my brief time on Tumblr so far i can see that a few folks don't like it, with good reason backing their views up at that. I used crAIyon (at the time Dall-E mini) to make it by plugging my Discord username into the machine (PersonMan_reborn) and just liking the green crescent-headed figure result a lot, so now i tend to use it as a pfp for most things. The AI used was pretty rudimentary at the time, but even then I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea if they see my AI generated pfp on Tumblr. Though, I wouldn't mind learning about how exactly AI image and art generators steal from human artists and the consequences, it seems quite the interesting rabbithole.

Now that the disclaimer is out of the way, where to begin! As i mentioned, that result i got from the generator just stuck with me, so when i finally decided to start drawing things digitally, however limited that would be, i knew i wanted to interpret how i saw the image. And how i saw it was as myself; rather, an alternative version of myself designed to be able to function in settings it is placed in. Fundamentally, the "person" is intended to be a sort of cryptid or extradimensional horror beyond mortal comprehension; think old classics like Slenderman and infamous terrors like Cthulu. It is both me and my creation, serving as a vehicle to insert myself and my experience into a story if i so choose, while trying to avoid being a literal self insert; it represents the viewer of the media or story, and can be as sincere or as meta as the situation calls for, whichever I as a real world person would find more entertaining. Of course, it can also function as a regular character to an extent, devoid of being a 4th wall break. The "person" also serves as a few roles because of this property, mainly in my D&D world comprising of my multitude of concept characters where it acts as several entities; the patron of one of my warlocks Melvin the Mad (inspired by the section in Tasha's Cauldron of Everything about being your own patron), a regular eldritch horror, a backup replacement character parading as whatever class if for whatever reason i need a throwaway to fill time, and a failsafe tool to be used as a DM for if something needs to happen despite the situation, for the sake of story and timeline; to name a few. About that last one, if for example a PC would be about to die in an unsatisfactory way, the "person" would intervene to prevent their death, even if at the cost of it not leaving the PC alone for its own amusement, like an omnipresent crow. Of course, the "person" also simply acts as the visual manifestation of my online persona, a simplistic character to be used in art, memes or any otherplace where one would be needed.

I'm always updating it, even if i don't draw the additions or post anything for a certain amount of time, and i patiently await the day i can get a PC (computer this time) and supplies so i can begin drawing all my ideas in ways that can serve them justice! Watch out for future posts like this, because next i'm going to be posting rundowns of ALL of my ttrpg characters, including D&D, LANCER and HKRPG.

#beginner artist #oc #oc lore #dungeons and dragons #dnd #cryptid #eldrich horror

[astral-from-afar]

Ooh nice to see a fellow Kamen Rider type of person

Personally, out of the three main tokusatsu, I think I watched Kamen Rider more than anything. I did watch all 3 equally at first but my interest went from Ultraman and Super Sentai (from when I was little) to more of Kamen Rider as I grew older.

I haven't watched much from Reiwa since I stopped watching Tokusatsu maybe 3 years ago. But growing up, my parents were into tokusatsu, so I was naturally shown a lot of it, lmaoo. I kinda stopped being open about it after some kid in third grade made fun of me for it 💀

After that, I became self-conscious about it as I grew up, so I told myself I had to stop watching it. My parents still watch it though, and they tell me it's good, but I don't have the courage to start watching again 😭 Lately I wish I didn't do that cause now I feel like I'm missing out on the fun lmao- it was really fun to watch because they tend to have a deeper/darker meaning to them, even if it seems to be for younger audiences at first glance, which I find neat.

I don't really remember much from W, since I watched it way back when I was younger, but I remember the acting was great (I think the actor for Philip was only 15 at that time? I've seen that guy in other J-dramas and his acting is amazing). I remember liking W but I just don't really remember what it was about. Maybe I should revisit it sometime.

I think my favorite was Den-O. I'm pretty sure I've watched all of the heisei ones but I can't recall all of the good ones that I liked. I do remember liking the 3 last Heisei ones which I believe were Ghost, Exaid, and Build, but out of those 3, I think Ghost was the best.

ALSO YOU ARE SO RIGHT the kamen rider soundtracks tend to be bangers

Oops I kinda talked too much about myself LMAOA (I tried to shorten this the best I could. i really did. I DELETED 3 PARAGRAPHS LMAO)

No way you used to be a fan AS WELL. Now I feel a bit embarrassed for recommending stuff. Also Den-o is top tier. Deneb is probably one of my favourite kamen rider characters just for how funny he is.

To be fair I was more of a Power Rangers kid growing up. I started off watching mega force when it was still airing and religiously watched the reruns of older stuff like Dino Thunder, which was my favourite.

I stopped watching after a bit because man are kids RUTHLESS. Some of them made fun of me so I stopped watching for a bit. Luckily I have younger siblings who were watching the show up on it so I became a casual viewer, mostly watching for my siblings and then lying at school the next day.

The reason I got into Toku was actually because of a YouTuber that I was subscribed to. I had 0 clue what kamen rider was and they were praising fourze so I thought ‘I’ve seen jojo part 4, this is practically that with superheroes’ and then proceeded to watch the series. I then moved onto the other series like ooo, build,gaim,W,Den-o,ex-aid and blade.

Funny story about my watch through of blade is that I had no context for where most of the memes in the fanbase came from so I watched Blade to mainly understand everything. I had gotten up to the final arc but had to take a break since mock season was going on. When I finished I remember that I rushed home and decided to watch the last arc, despite being very tired. Yeah big mistake. Who knew a bench could make Astral cry but it did

I’m wondering right now what series to watch now. The smartest decision is to probably catch up to the latest season but I’m probably going to wait until it finishes to binge it. I’m torn on watching a late heisei era show or trying to see more early heisei works. I’ll do what I do best which is spin a wheel and decide what to watch lol.

Nooo man you don’t need to shorten down your thoughts. It’s fun reading this stuff and believe me I’ve been holding back from spamming the dashboard with my random Toku thoughts so you shouldn’t worry about if you’re saying too much. If you want to get back into it the newest season of kamen rider is around the corner so you could start getting back into it from there.

#astra writes #i am no way shape or form intelligent about this topic #but it did give me severe brainrot during 2021 #luckily TR was able to get me to speak about something different #ask has been answered #ren 🗡️

[tsuki-sennin]

Devilin' up the place is Revice Episode 39!

Not a whole lot to say other than I'm ready for some action!

Spoilers, I guess...

-"WORLDSTAR, WORLDSTAAAAR!"

-"Don't you dare give up your lives or your freedom!"

-Damn, Tasuke's passion is palpable.

-"We're going to kill that fuckin' Skygina!"

-Well, at least the people of Japan seem alright under the care of Weekend. ARARAT seems awful roomy for a shelter.

-"Let's go people!"

-Oh that's good, Hiromicchi's helping a lot.

-"Akaishi's like... the most obvious bad guy ever, why the hell is Daiji still there?"

-Man... seeing Daiji's mental state devolve into this holier-than-thou mess has been an interesting experience... though not exactly one I wish to witness again. ...at least, not as just a viewer.

-Does he even want to protect humanity at this point, or just prove that he's right? With Kagerou around, he was a lot more focused in his fighting style, and even he was totally willing to work with Ikki with just some simple curry bribery.

A lot to think about.

-Kamen Rider Revice, the latest internet meme.

-"I almost died last episode! ...anyways, wanna go to a cool hot spring when Daiji comes home?"

-Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shit! Ikki's memories!

-Man...

-What a

-...Ikki, honey, Giff murders people without even blinking, I don't think peaceful resolution is an option.

-"Heeeeeeeeeey, it's me, your Other Dad. Would you mind letting me borrow that body?"

-Both single.

-Ooooooookay, that's creepy.

-Masumi's got that old man cough.

-What's in the case, George?

-Oh, so Tasuke and Kimiko are Hikaru's parents?

-"Those Weekenders are nothing but dirty lying bastards! We must surrender to Make Humanity Great Again!"

-...y'know, delving into Hikaru's relationship with his creepy-ass parents would've been a really neat thing to do.

-Jesus Christ man, that's... well, I only assume you were married at some point, but what the hell!? He can't just ditch his mom like that!

-Ohhhhhhh, shit!

-Okay, I know that Kimiko and Hikaru aren't exactly the most developed characters, but Kimiko was part of the cast from basically the first episode, so it makes me kinda sad to see somebody who's been part of the show for so long in that kinda state. And Hikaru calling out to her in sadness and desperation too, it's weirdly moving.

-C'mon Daiji, get your shit together.

-Man, Hikaru's really going through it.

-I wonder... was Hikaru orphaned by the Deadmans/Fenix and thus treated Kimiko and Tasuke as his own family?

-Man... uh, hey, buddy? About all that stuff I said about your character feeling undercooked? I didn't mean that as an insult, I like you and want to see you grow with all your friends here. I'm sure that's how Sakura feels, and how Kimiko-san felt!

-Man... Tomoya Oku's good at crying.

-Oh hey, Hiromi!

-Ohhhhh, the Drivers are here!

-Don't rub it in, George!

-...well, at least you apologized.

-"Consider this my acknowledgement of your apology."

-Man... Akaishi's mockery is very well done, but like... ough, I wanna slug him in the face.

-Fuck, dude.

-I see Tamaki-kun's taking Kimiko's death pretty roughly too.

-Ohhhhhhh, fuck!

-He's leading the demons!?

-Ohhhhhhhhhhh, shit!

-Yep, Daiji's officially reached his breaking point.

-Ohhhhhhhhhh, fuck

-Oh no

-Fuck, man

-Man, I was so excited to see Holy Live for the first time.

-...its angel/crusader motif has taken really horrifying overtones now.

-"No fighting! >:("

-Aaaaaaand, there goes Hana-chan!

-Daiji is Justice and Justice Alone.

-Wow, Sakura's just really goin' at it.

-He may be fully devoted to Justice. ...but evidently, his sense of Hope, Patience, Temperance, and Prudence have taken a real hit with his emotional and mental breakdown.

-OHHHHH HE BROUGHT OUT HIS REAL-ASS FUCKIN GUN

-We're having a real family moment next episode. And I don't think my weary heart can take it. ...think I'm gonna watch those two Delicious Party episodes I missed later tonight. Y'know, give myself time to process and relax.

#kr revice #revice spoilers #revive the vice: imprinted like stamps and fossils #kamen rider revice #kamen rider #i'm sorry if i messed some things up with my speculation i was very disjointed

[georgelore]

They were all so giggly and happy in george's new video, i couldn't even shake my head too much at their humour because they were all so endearing

#they are always in such a fun mood while they record the ylyl videos but this one i feel like was on another level #you could definitely feel that energy in karl's gang beasts stream after the recording #and they were all really funny in this one #sapnap going ''you like it?'' in a high pitched voice when george got tp'ed to his shack #e wooooord #and just george have such a hard time trying not to laugh so many times #when dream's dumb humour almost gets him #and karl bring good and fun commentary as always #george's ylyl videos are always so much fun #i'm interested to see the next one with the viewer memes #that's definitely gonna be something #marie talks

[lizwontcry]

Another prompt!! This one is from @fixomnia-scribble who requested "As a non-viewer but gif-appreciator, how about: POV someone who sees them argue-flirting over what looks like a business lunch in a café and can't quite figure out their vibe."

(Don't worry, the weekend is almost over and I will stop assaulting the tags with my nonsense)

Thanks for the prompt!

_____________________

Jackie is 12 minutes late now. Typical for that procrastinating bitch. Just out of sheer boredom, Page fishes her phone out of her secondhand Birkin bag and checks Instagram for the 13th time in 12 minutes; she sends a meme of an overweight bulldog skateboarding down a hill to her brother.

As she takes a sip of her strawberry flavored mineral water, the couple at the table in front of her captures Page's attention. Just their basic aesthetics are interesting to her; the man is in his mid-thirties, maybe, and she thinks he's a hottie with his carefully crafted facial hair, his swoopy dark hair, his shining hazel eyes. He's wearing a light blue shirt and a dark gray jacket that probably cost more than Page makes in a year. Page would definitely not kick him out of bed.

The woman must be at least 20 years older than the dude, but she definitely isn't his mom or anything. At least she hopes so, because the dude is gazing at her like he wants something entirely different for his lunch. Page can't blame him--she's gorgeous, with these piercing blue eyes that have probably destroyed more men's souls than Page can ever hope to. And probably recently, like for breakfast. Her blonde hair is up in a French twist with a few tendrils perfectly framing her face. She's wearing a dark red suit that fits her like a glove. Page wants to be like her when she grows up.

Finally Jackie finds her dumbass way to the restaurant and rushes in, sitting across from Page, throwing her purse in the chair next to her. "Ohmygosh, you will never believe what happened to me on the way here--"

"Shh," Page whispers. "Sit over here, come on, hurry up." She points to the chair next to her. Jackie looks confused but does what Page asks.

"What is happening?" Jackie whispers. She's always down for a good conspiratorial gossip session.

"Just watching this couple in front of us," Page whispers back. "They're both so hot I want to stick this fork in my eyeball."

Jackie observes them for a moment before saying, "Are you sure they're a couple? I mean, yeah, he looks like he'd sacrifice his soul to Satan to be with her, but she doesn't seem like she'll ever even give him the time of day."

"Yeah, it appears that way, doesn't it? But every now and then he'll take his eyes off her to look at his phone or something and she gazes at him like she's pondering making a huge mistake one of these days," Page says.

They are momentarily distracted by the waiter coming over to take their order--both of them requesting salads, of course--and then return their attention back to the couple.

The dude is telling a story of some kind, waving his arms around and laughing like a hyena and his voice gets high as though he's mocking someone. The woman is watching him with her arms folded, her eyes narrowed, but she's smirking, like she can't help but be amused by him.

"Wow, okay, seeing what you mean about her reconsidering all her life choices," Jackie says, nodding. "He's obviously an over-excited idiot but he's cute and he makes her laugh."

"Right? I'm even thinking of slipping him my number."

Jackie laughs. "I imagine you having some pretty stiff competition to compete with, my friend."

Page nods. "You're right about that. I won't waste my time."

The waitress brings the couple their check and they briefly argue about who's going to pay; the man wins.

As they get up, Page tries to listen to Jackie and the story of how a stray cat caused her to miss the subway and how she nearly broke a heel running to the restaurant, but she watches the couple walk out of the restaurant. The man, for maybe two seconds, lets his hand slip to the woman's lower back to escort her out of the door. The look on her face is one of pleasant contentment for half a second before she lets it return to a scowl, as though she doesn't want to reward him with a smile for something she clearly wants.

Weird couple, Page thinks as she returns her attention to Jackie's illuminating story. Weird, but she's rooting for them from afar.

#succession #romangerri #roman roy #gerri kellman #roman x gerri #mof

[smileyoongle]

Idol BTS! Doing a live together

Requested by @twiwwo

I hope you like it.... sorry for the delay. Took me long enough to complete this. Let's get it....

Kim Seokjin:

You pushed the door open with your hip while trying to balance the plates of food in your hand. Your boyfriend, Jin, wasn't feeling very good so you offered to take care of him. You narrowed your eyes when you saw him doing a live. A few minutes ago, he was lying in bed while complaining about how he was probably gonna die. Setting the food down, you sighed and turned to leave without a word when he grabbed your hand to stop you. "So my beloved Y/N is here and like I said she's gonna be joining me in today's EATJIN!" He announced as he pulled you to sit beside him. You gawked at him but you weren't really surprised. This was typical of him to do. And it wasn't like you hadn't joined his live before. You smiled and turned to the screen, greeting all the viewers. "So let's get to it then. Just a little warning though, Y/N's a terrible cook so if I seem a little out of it, please forgive me." He said, picking up the chopsticks, his comment making you gasp. "Excuse me?! You know what, I'm a terrible cook, right? Then maybe you should make your own food." You glared at him and placed your hands on your hips. Jin suppressed a smile from etching itself into his face. He absolutely loved teasing you. It was the most fascinating thing to him. But before he could snap back into reality, he saw you leaving the room with the food. He let out a small whine and grabbed the phone before chasing after you. The half of the live consisted of him convincing you that you made even better food than him and you wrapping up the live due to Jin falling asleep on camera.

Kim Namjoon:

You stole a glance at Namjoon, who was busy doing a live about his new studio, while you tried to fix the figurine he had broken. Smiling, you shook your head and continued to join the broken pieces again. It made you really happy to see how content he looked when he talked on his lives. Getting deeply engrossed in putting together the last detached piece, you didn't notice that your boyfriend had now pointed the camera at you. Namjoon let out a low chuckle before mumbling 'cute' when he saw the way you, involuntarily, stuck your tongue out. You let out a squeal as soon as you fixed the figurine, before clamping a hand over your mouth. You looked at Namjoon to see him laughing while the live stream displayed everything you just did. "How long have you been recording me?" You whined and hid your face with your hands. Moving from the chair to the couch where you sat, Namjoon pulled your hands and wrapped an arm around your shoulder. He leaned his cheek against yours. "Everyone, say hi to this saviour beside me. She saves things from the danger of being damaged by me." He said, making you laugh. The comments were filled with how adorable both of you were. In an awful attempt to give you a hug, Namjoon let the phone slip from his hands. You both stared at the cracked screen while the fans wondered what caused the sudden disruption. "Not again..." You mumbled as you shut your eyes before walking out of the studio, leaving Namjoon to figure out how to deal with this.

Min Yoongi:

Yoongi was doing a live while you baked cookies in the kitchen. Music was heard through the speaker placed on top of the counter. You started dancing while gathering all the ingredients in one place. Yoongi stood leaning on the counter while he showed his fans what you were up to. He let out a low laugh making you turn around immediately. You widened your eyes while he walked towards you. "This is what the person you all, so desperately, wanted to see was doing." He said to the live stream. You lightly hit his shoulder and went back to making your cookies. Yoongi placed the phone on the counter so that you both were visible. Soon the kitchen was a mess while both of you baked the cookies together. You mixed the ingredients while Yoongi handed them to you one by one. Finally, you put the cookies in the oven and sat down on the floor. Yoongi grabbed the phone and you both talked to the fans until the cookies finished baking. You took the tray out and tried to cool down one cookie. "Review time!" You grinned at the screen and took a bite. Instantly, you grimaced and stared at the cookie. "What is it?" Yoongi asked, taking the cookie from you and taking a bite. He coughed and made a face similar to yours. "I think I handed you the salt instead of the sugar." He concluded causing the fans to send millions of laughing emojis. Not wanting to waste the cookies, you both packed them nicely and decided to give them to the members. This live was by far the best live that you and Yoongi did. "The next live will be the reaction of the members to these awful cookies so stay tuned!" Yoongi announced, throwing up his signature gang signs, sending you into fits of laughter.

Jung Hoseok:

Hoseok was doing his usual 'Hope on the street' practice. He told you that he needed a partner for this and you agreed to help him. What you didn't know was that he was going to live stream the practice. You suddenly didn't like this idea anymore, his fans had only seen you in photos but today they would see you on live and this made you nervous. "Y/N, I promise they're gonna love you!" Hoseok said while he held your hand. When the live started, you pretended that there was no one watching you. And soon enough, you were laughing hysterically as you danced with Hoseok. He was still teaching you the dance. When you two got tired, you proceeded to take a break. You answered a couple of fan questions before going back to dance. Hoseok was busy showing his adorable dimples when you screamed. The camera almost slipped out of his hands but he caught it on time. "What's wrong?" He asked, moving towards you while the comment section was filled with panic. You squealed and ran back to your boyfriend. "There's a freaking cockroach near the speakers." You said, covering your face with your hands. Trying to be brave in front of you, Hoseok gulped and walked towards the speakers. You watched him carefully, bugs creeped the hell out of you. Your eyes widened when Hoseok gasped and took quick steps back to you, stumbling in the process and falling flat on his face. "You didn't mention that it could fly!" He complained. The camera faced the ceiling before you picked it up while laughing. It was funny, how could you not laugh? The rest of the live, you and Hoseok sat in the corner of the practice room while calling someone to help get rid of the little creature. Everyone had a good laugh whenever they saw this live.

Park Jimin:

"Please stay warm. It's really cold outside." Jimin said, looking at the camera while reading some of the comments. He stepped outside of his house and saw you kneeling on the ground. Making his way towards you, he turned the camera so that everyone watching the live could get a glimpse of what Jimin was so mesmerized with. Suddenly you jumped and let out a 'YAY' which made Jimin flinch a little. Only when he saw the smile on your face, he relaxed. You placed the head of the snowman on its body and stepped away to look at it properly. Not noticing your boyfriend, you scanned around for any rocks that you could use as the eyes. Jimin placed a finger on his lips and looked at the camera, taking slow steps closer to you. He bent down and grabbed a handful of snow, throwing it at you as you squealed on feeling the cool substance on your neck. You turned around to see Jimin laughing, narrowing your eyes at him. "Game on!" You yelled and gathered snow to throw it back at him. For the next hour, Jimin ran around with the phone while you chased him. The live was certainly entertaining as all the people watching were already separated into teams based on who they support. Getting tired, Jimin stopped running and faced you, seeing the huge lump of snow you held. As you swung your arm towards him, he ended up falling before the snow could even hit him. You gasped, not because your boyfriend fell but because he fell on the snowman you made. Rushing towards him, you moved aside the snow and took the phone to avoid any damage to it. "Look what he did!" You complained to watching armys. While you were busy being mad at Jimin, he pulled you to lay beside him on the cold snow. You pushed his hands away as he attempted to tickle you, the giggles falling from your mouth while the viewers got very interesting angles of your face, good enough to make new memes. Finally giving up, Jimin lay on top of you, his cheek next to yours. The fans gave very hearty reactions although there were some hateful comments. The live ended with the two of you going back inside the warmth of your house.

Kim Taehyung:

You and Taehyung were the crazy but perfect couple. So here you were, in the middle of the night, ready to blast your favourite songs in a karaoke booth. Taehyung started a live on his phone and placed it in the corner of the room, making sure that both of you were visible. You had been in taehyung's lives before and the fans were very fond of you. You held the mic as Taehyung chose the song. You let out a loud laugh when you heard the beats to "I am the Best" by 2NE1. In a few minutes, the two of you were singing as if your life depended on it. As usual, Taehyung went into his karaoke mode which consisted of him dancing in the most hilarious ways possible. You moved closer to the phone to read some comments. One of the viewers enquired about taehyung's rainbow wig. You held taehyung's hand and pulled him to you while pointing at the comment. He narrowed his eyes and thought for a minute. Suddenly he gave his boxy grin and went away while you shrugged at the camera. Taehyung came back, sporting your green scarf on his head. "Not rainbow but it works!" He grinned, taking your hand and going to choose the next song. The live went on for a pretty long time and two of you didn't look like you were gonna stop anytime soon. After watching Taehyung rap to cypher, you decided it was probably enough for the night. You both gathered your things and left to go home but ended up getting distracted on the way by an arcade. Taehyung held the phone up and placed his other hand on your shoulder, dragging you into the arcade. "It ain't over yet!" He said, striking his signature V pose. The live went on as the viewers watched you both beat each other's scores in the colourful arcade until the sun rose on the horizon.

Jeon Jungkook:

It was April fools day and Jungkook had been thinking of pranks to scare you. It had become a tradition and you had managed to come up with the best prank every single time. Jungkook sighed and started a live, regardless of whether he was gonna prank you or not. It had been a week since you and Jungkook had bought a car and you were currently out buying groceries. The bell rang, your arrival being announced by loud sobs coming from outside. Jungkook ran to the door and saw you crying, holding the steering wheel of the car in your hand. His expression was so hilarious, you really wanted to laugh. You dropped the steering wheel and hugged him, crying into his shirt. The fans were going berserk, they already figured this was a prank. "They sold us a fake car. I was pulling into the driveway when the steering wheel just came out, kook." You mumbled, sniffling to add more effect. Slowly Jungkook wrapped an arm around you, trying to understand how you managed to damage a new car. His eyes fell on the screen of the phone, reading a comment which stated that this was a prank for sure. He smiled evilly and pulled away from you. "If it's already broken then why not do it nicely?" He said, making you confused. He handed you the phone and went inside the house. "What is going on?" You asked the viewers. Before you could read the answers, Jungkook came back with a bat in his hand. He grabbed your hand and smiled at you, dragging you to the car. He raised the bat in his hand, ready to strike the windshield. "No, Jungkook! It was a prank!" You yelled and held his hand. At first, he gave you a serious glance but soon burst out laughing. You rolled your eyes. "You knew." You said, looking at the screen. Jungkook took the phone from you, still laughing. "I love you all!" He winked at the camera. You jumped on his back as he carried you inside the house. "There's always a next time." You shrugged, trying to look unbothered. Jungkook chuckled and set you on the couch, laying down on your stomach. A good half an hour later of conversing with the fans, you suddenly gasped. Pushing Jungkook off of you, you ran outside. Jungkook groaned, rubbing his elbow. "What happened?!" He yelled behind you. He heard the front door open as he stared at the live. "There was ice-cream in the grocery bag!" You answered, continuing your rescue mission while Jungkook shook his head and laughed.

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[meloetta]

Lmao pet battles, jokes aside do u think blizzard barely cares about pvp in wow? It's honestly really fun and has a ridiculously high skill cap. Like fighting games n wow arenas are comparable to me in how hard they are, like so much mind games n shit, but it feels like blizz doesn't even put any effort to it which is so sad. Also, how do u feel about holinka moving to another blizz project. I feel like he got too much shit, I'm sure he was rlly restrained on what he could do with wow pvp

LMAO first of all i love how this message starts off… but yeah i think i have most of the playerbase’s mindset when it comes to this and say that they don’t really care too much about pvp, and view it as more of a minigame available in the game. i think by incident with the way WoW is set up, pvp in WoW is historically VERY hard to master and has so many capabilities and options and answers to so many things and combinations and abilities and it’s so impressive honestly! i remember back when i primarily raided i was always interested in pvp and admired anyone with any arena rating but too intimidated to get into it. i really did think the people who excelled at pvp were the most impressive players the game had available. it has such high potential for success and mass interest, but it’s really hard to balance both pvp and pve with buffs and nerfs all the time. it seems like correcting an issue of a class on one side will upset the other,  and obviously pve is more the focus of the game and will always take priority. :(

i also don’t like the direction they appear to be going in to make it more marketable and an ‘e-sport’… like it’s clear with dampening implementations and the ability prune and overly-high damage output all that shit they’re trying to make WoW pvp more fun to watch and for viewers to get into and understand, but that route, imo, also guides away from the heart of what makes it interesting? like if people wanted to see fast paced few-button games there’s so many other options to watch out there, why would they come to WoW? the complexity and number of all the abilities is what gives WoW pvp the appeal it has, and trying to go in a more dota or league of legends direction with the game just… doesn’t make any sense to me. they contradict eachother, y’know? so i think they’re kind of going in two completely wrong directions with it. 

oh my god i’m talking a lot

anyway i agree about holinka!!! i don’t know much about him personally, but ghostcrawler said once that players tend to focus on an employee more when they know their name, and i think that’s true. holinka was always very public, so i think people kind of took the meme of ‘blame holinka’ a little too seriously sometimes when other people clearly contributed to the issues, but he was just the face of all of it. i think he really tried and probably did care about the community’s complaints and whoever takes his spot next is probably in for a regretful hell of a ride.

anyway all in all, my opinion is nerf RMP.

#Anonymous