#i'm just an idiot

[gayshitanddadjokes]

ever since I was a little girl I've known absolutely jack shit

#I'm just an idiot #a

[weirdlybeans]

#aaron hotchner #derek morgan #criminal minds #criminal minds fanart #cm #hotchgan #mortch #my art #sorry this is late #I'm just an idiot #anyways enjoy

[a-loose-collection-of-ants]

My hobbies include drawing, cooking, and putting important things in easily noticeable and incredibly specific places so that I can't possibly lose them and still managing to forget where they are the second I look away

#yo where the FUCK are my tweezers #I spent a whole hour looking for my keys yesterday I can't keep doing this to myself #ostensibly I'm neurotypical #I'm just an idiot #archposting #yeah sure this counts #I blame the school stress

[hartwinorlose]

i'm so bad at video games, not as in i can't finish them but as in i'm fully in act 3 and have not changed gale out of the clothes he started the game in

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale #wizard of waterdeep #yes you read that correctly #i straight up FORGOT to give him armor #this entire time #and i used him in act 2 even!! #i'm just AN IDIOT

[aj-the-idiot]

Yes, hi, hello This is your local idiot speaking from the depths of the Void

I have finally managed to draw something for my Error x Reader fanfic Why & How that I will continue rewriting..... Eventually. (Hopefully)

I last posted something to the fic October 2018, * checks date * ALMOST 5 YEARS AGO?! The original is entirely in German, poorly written and, worst of all, on Wattpad....... However, I have already made plans for its rewrite!

Want a preview? Of course you do!

(These are parts of the first chapter but not all of it!)

It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming… On days like these, people like you…

Should be going to therapy.

You grumpily turn off your alarm. Your bed is nice and warm and brings comfort, much unlike everything outside the bed. It’s a shame that you have to leave it… but it would be even more of a shame if you didn’t leave, having cleared your whole day for this one therapy session. Something just felt off, like you needed your time today, like today was just going to be a whole nightmare.

That, or it’s you just being so tired. The house has been especially lonely these past days without your family around. You would think, after all this time, you would get used to being alone but the guilt for being the only one to survive that detrimental car crash was still eating away at you. On top of that, you haven’t been sleeping well, always waking up in a cold shock and feeling like you’re being watched before falling asleep. . .

Anyway. Now is not the time, you need to get out and going! You get your tired body out of bed and open the blinds, the sunlight blinding you for a moment.

There are blue strings outside.

…not your problem! Who cares? It’s probably just your brain playing games with you. Just like those other times. Nothing to worry about! You move away from the window. It’s making you uncomfortable. At least you have a good start to that session with your therapist now. … You turn to the window again. It’s terrifying. Those strings are thick and looked charged, almost like cables on pylons just with magic, strange magic.

Suddenly your stomach growls, ripping you out of your trance. Today calls for a good breakfast.

You make your way to the kitchen and start making breakfast. Despite hoping eating would get your mind off the strings, your thoughts keep wandering back to them. Why are they there? How do they appear to be coming out of nowhere? Why Are They Here? How comes they are blue?

After staring at your dirty dishes for a while, being lost in thought, you put them in the sink; they’re a problem for future-you to deal with.

Your hands twitch as you take a look at the time, the feeling of not being safe rising up in you abruptly. Wonderful. Just wonderful. That is exactly what you needed right now.

Before you get tunnel vision, you should really get going.

Your morning routine, picking an outfit, trying to keep calm and not have a panic attack, everything felt difficult today. Neither your shoes nor your jacket wanted to cooperate with you when you put them on and you almost forgot to lock the door when leaving the house. That doesn’t matter though, not when you made it as far as to get on your merry way to your therapist’s!

The sunlight feels warm as you take a moment to breathe. It's a beautiful day outside…

(End of preview) What to expect from Why & How: - Bad humour - A gender neutral reader?! - Error being an idiot - Surprising twists and turns (definitely no sarcasm here) - Stupid clichés you've already seen a hundred times over!! - An English and a German version

It haunts me every day that I still have an unfinished fanfic that people actually read... Consider leaving a comment here on Tumblr or here (this is where I'll link Why & How when I'll upload it, just ignore it for now) in which you tell me to stop being a lazybones or anything else you'd like to say! (o゜▽゜)o☆

#utmv #undertale fandom #my art #digital art #error sans #error x reader #why & how #reader insert #x reader #my writing #fic preview #i promise i'm not giving up on this one #i'm just an idiot #and depressed

[alphie-in-the-sky]

#stolen from reddit #hide and queue #i'm not evil #i'm just an idiot

[softmintpurejoy]

My birdflash obsessed ass made that bracelet and no, you're not gonna understand a thing, cause I'm an idiot with hyperfixation on two nerds

#young justice #birdflash #wally west #young justice tv #dc #dick grayson #i'm just an idiot #please understand #i love them too much

[drberfarious]

I have slammed my desk more times than I have in the rest of my life doing aime problems and I've been playing not-so-friendly videogames since I was 5

#competition math is my life #mathblr #mathematics #math #stupid mistakes #love them #it's not even that hard #I'm just an idiot

[simpforeverythingmarvel]

Always feeling like I'm just annoying everyone

#i'm just an idiot #waste of space

[welcometogrouchland]

chivalry will get me killed one day because tell me why I decided to walk my friend home, alone in the dark. Like girl you guys just watched Scream (1996) did you learn nothing??

#ramblings of a lunatic #scream was really good by the way. i knew who the killers were bc my friends had told me beforehand #I'm just an idiot #in all fairness his house and mine are quite close but it's still an uphill journey from his to mine #also. pipe bomb incident from just a couple days ago #i am not wise

[space-heat3r]

I went to change my tab and one of the frogs just scared the absolute SHIT out of me.

Hilarious

#I jumped a good inch #I love the frogs #I'm just an idiot #tumblr frogs #saying things

[kabra-malvada]

Little kiss (/p) on your head

Authors have so much of my respect because wording is hard and you inspire other artists to draw

Stop bitty u making me cry-

#ask kabra #i'm just an idiot

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

Erase myself And let go of what I've done

#AH SO #some Ivan Lore for you #I can't believe I just typed that #anyway I first downloaded this album back in.... #2009? #I remember I was working in the Mechanical Engineering department essentially as an intern #I hadn't listened to Linkin Park in... 3-5 years #and as this song played I just got walloped in the head with these like #really intense visceral memories of what a fucking idiot I was when I was 14 #I shit you not it was like I had blocked it out or something #and it just burst out of some boarded up corner of my subconscious #it was surreal #like #shit are repressed memories really a thing? #probably not exactly #I mean I could have thought about it I just apparently had gotten very good at not thinking about it #oh Ivan what happened did someone touch you or something because that would explain a lot #no no #I'm just an idiot #it was pretty pedestrian when you get right down to it #anyway four years later it happened again when I saw Her at a friend's wedding after about ten years #and then I put it all in my comic book Some Nights #which can be found on tumblr

[leelubell]

Me, browsing fangamer: "oooh Astroneer! I think I know someone who likes that game. Let me remember who it is and maybe I can get a headstart on Christmas shopping!"

My brain, 2 seconds later, in a disgusted tone: "The person you are thinking of is comedy gaming youtuber Let's Game It Out. He is not expecting you to buy him a Christmas gift."

#Ally is talking #Ally is a dumbass #This isn't a parasocial relationship thing #I'm just an idiot

[realisticgrim]

Took my dumb ass way too long to figure out what animal husbandry actually is. It does not have anything to do with furries I have learned.

#furry #r/196 #i'm just an idiot

[84reedsy]

In case anyone here reading wants to leave kudos or comments, this is also on Ao3!

#scott hall #curt hennig #wcw #wrestling #wrestling fanfiction #professional wrestling #wrestling fan fic #wrestling fic #Can you see that I typo'ed my username #It wasn't me trying to be clever #I'm just an idiot #Not me shamelessly plugging for attention #or comments #or kudos