#i'm kidding

[porcelaintoybox23]

Kinda surprised no one told Till that trying to win his round against Ivan would give him a chance to see Mizi again.

Imagine: Ivan is still prepared to die, but Till is actually fighting. Do you think Ivan would stumble? Do you think seeing that Till is ready to kill him for a chance to see Mizi will hurt more than a despondent performance?

Was their friendship that worthless to Till?

#that boy does not care about you Ivan #I'm kidding #alnst #alnst till #alnst ivan #ivantill #ivan is s chew toy for me #i hope hes not dead so he can suffer more 😊 #i love him i do

[thehomebodydiaries]

listen.

what if religions are just like wild fantasy novels that the fandom got waayy too passionate about

#dark academia #studyblr #writeblr #reader #academia #notes #aesthetic #cozycore #light academia #art #religion #joke #i'm kidding #high thoughts #fandom #fantasy #creative writing

[k-martins]

We had SatoSugu

It's time for Itafushi <3

#I won't let Megumi Sea Urchin Fushiguro be forgotten! #Itadori has the same smile as an axolotl #I'm kidding #but I'm freaking out thinking about the next parallels we'll have in the opening of Shibuya #imagine a scene referencing Sukuna with the hands around Megumi's neck #or Megumi and Yuji having to let go of their hands and face their enemies alone #jjk spoilers #jjk #megumi fushiguro #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #itadori yuji #itafushi #fushiita #satosugu #stsg #geto suguru #suguru geto #jjk manga #jjk season 2 #jjk s2

[kandavers]

why is it different?!

huh?!

One of them is my mask...

#I'm kidding #it shows up fine for me! #maybe try refreshing your page? #kanrambles #ask

[phantom-of-the-501st]

Me when someone says they don't like Echo

#i'm kidding #have whatever opinion you want #although kinda not kidding #because i will judge your taste #i am going to have so much fun with picture #perfect reaction material #star wars #the bad batch #the bad batch season 2 spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #tbb spoilers #echo #arc trooper echo #tbb echo #with this picture not with picture ffs #i can't be bothered to go back and change that now #oh well

[profilepicparadise]

Dual profile pictures for punk sapphics only ~♡

Original photo:

source: The Guy She Was Interested In Wasn't A Guy At All (気になってる人が男じゃなかった, Kininatteru Hito ga Otoko ja Nakatta) - Sumiko Arai

#I'm kidding #you don't have to be a pair of punk saphics to use these #Sumiko Arai #the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all #manga #yuri #yuri manga #saphic #queer #aesthetic pfp #discord pfp #anime pfp #pfp #pfp icons #profile photo #anime #manga pfp #pfp art #dual pfp #dual profile pic #profile pic art #profile icons #profile pics #profile picture #couple pfp #couple prolie pictures

[artykrisofficial]

VENTI!! or rather barbatos! little headcanons i have of him (i say little...i meant rather big) next is morax (Zhongli, or rex lapis)

#venti #genshin #venti genshin impact #genshin impact #genshin fanart #digital art #illustration #artwork #genshin impact fanart #genshin barbatos #redesign #sorta #i just didn't like how twink they made him #but that's literally his whole thing as a bard #i'm kidding #venti <3

[luvrrszn]

this is how you fall in love

BRADLEY "ROOSTER" BRADSHAW x FEM READER

summary just you and rooster, forever

warnings fluff fluff fluffy fluff not proofread !

a/n pls send me a man like rooster thanks

masterlist

the night bradley first met you, he knew one day you two would share a home filled with love and laughter.

despite the dim lighting of the bar and the crowd of people, you still catch bradley's attention from the very moment he steps into the bar. you're dancing with your best friend next to the jukebox, a grin plastered on your face. you're wearing a short red dress, the skirt of your dress swishing around you as you move to the rhythm to the music.

bradley can't help but stare. no one notices, except penny. she rests her forearms on the bar, leaning forward. she says, "she's single, you know. go shoot your shot." he smirks slightly, then turns to look at you, catching your gaze.

usually, when you're caught staring, you immediately look away. but with the help of a little liquid courage, you hold bradley's gaze, refusing to look away first. he stares at you and you stare back, even as he gets up from his seat at the bar and makes his way over to you.

"hey, gorgeous. i'm bradley, but everyone calls me rooster. can i buy you a drink?" he says, staring into your eyes. you'd be a fool not to accept. you were many things, but definitely not a fool.

"that would be wonderful." you tell him, smiling. you tell him your name and follow him to the bar.

throughout the course of the night, bradley learns your favourite colour, why you're in town, and most importantly your number.

"call me." you say, pressing your lips to his cheek after he drops you off at your doorstep that night. bradley replies with a "yes ma'am" and watches you fumble with your keys. his hands are stuffed into the pockets of his jeans as he leans against his car, waiting for you to make it back into your apartment safely.

only when you lock the front door behind you does bradley drive off.

—

the very friday the next week, bradley takes you out for dinner. he knocks on your front door at 630pm sharp, with ample time for you to make it for your 7pm reservation.

with a reservation at one of the best restaurants in town, you made sure to dress your best. you wore a long black dress, which hugged your body in all the right places. your hair was pulled back into a sleek low bun, your lips painted dark red. you looked pretty, and most importantly, you felt pretty.

bradley lets out a low whistle as you do a little spin for him. your cheeks flush as smile softly. you hold onto his forearm for balance as you put on your heels, and the whole scene feels oddly domestic.

strangely enough, you didn't mind. you had only met bradley once before, but the two of you had talked throughout the week, and you already felt comfortable with him.

"what are you smiling so happily about?" bradley chuckles, snapping you out of whatever fantasies you were thinking about.

"nothing." you reply, but your grin remains on your face.

—

the moment you realised you were in love with bradley was around the time where you were 3 months into dating. it had starting raining during your lunch date, so to shield you from the rain, bradley put his zip-up hoodie on your shoulders and used his body to shield you from the rain.

once you made it to the car, he opened the car door for you, and closed it behind you like a true gentleman. then, he walked back to the sidewalk. curious, you stared in his direction. you watched as he bent down and started picking things up from the sidewalk and moving them into the trimmed grass next to it. he was picking up....worms?

five minutes later, he came back running to the car.

"sorry for keeping you waiting, babe."

you didn't really know what to say, so you just replied, "it's okay. the worms...looked like they needed help."

"thanks, i knew you'd understand." he grinned as he started the engine.

—

the moment you knew you were going to marry bradley occurred when you were at mav and penny's for dinner. you had dropped something on the floor, and bent down from your seat on a chair to pick it up. without batting an eye, bradley put his hand over the sharp corner of the table, while continuing to talk to mav.

that very moment, you knew that you were going to marry him someday. you knew he was the one you wanted to spend the rest of your life with. being with him felt natural, like it was the way things were meant to be.

no matter what happened in life, at some point the two of you were meant to argue over whose apartment to move into.

the two of you were meant to squabble over what colour the bathroom towels for your new shared apartment should be.

the two of you were meant to walk down the aisles of a supermarket to look for the nicest-smelling detergent.

the two of you were meant to squabble over things like the toilet seat being left up. (bradley learnt his lesson after that fight. the toilet seat was always left down. whatever you wanted, you got.)

the two of you were meant to sit at the dining table with cups of tea, going over your grocery list for the week.

and that was exactly what the rest of you life with bradley "rooster" bradshaw was like.

#📓—juniwrites #top gun maverick #tgm #bradley rooster bradshaw #bradley bradshaw x reader #bradley bradshaw #rooster x reader #rooster bradshaw #bradley bradshaw imagine #this is a cry for help #i'm kidding #but please lmk where i can find a guy like rooster #this is so bad idek why i'm posting it #i should probably sleep

[beaumontes]

"it's only been you" we know virgin

#i'm kidding #not really #playchoices #blades of light and shadow #bolas #aerin valleros #blades of light and shadow 2 #aerin x mc #bolas 2

[themistymountainscold]

aziraphale: please?

crowley, tutting: no. don't do that.

aziraphale: do what?

crowley: you think that every time you say "please? for me?" i'll do whatever you want. well not this time angel!

aziraphale:

aziraphale: please crowley? for me?

crowley: ...fine.

#so eaisly persuaded #makes you wonder who the real demon is jkjkjk #unless #i'm kidding #good omens #good omens incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #aziraphale #crowley #gay #ineffable husbands #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #aziraphale good omens #crowley good omens

[luciusspriggss]

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH

Lucius and his bad back (It's from carrying the weight of Stede and Ed's emotional baggage)

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmdaily #ofmdblog #ofmdedits #ofmdgifs #lucius spriggs #jim jimenez #i'm kidding #sort of #marinasedits #gif set

[krafterwrites]

If you're on desktop you should hold down M for about 10 seconds for a surprise ^_^

#I'M KIDDING #DON'T DO THIS #Krafter Talks

[narcissistcookbook]

every time i listen to A Case Of You by Joni Mitchell i just want to give up writing because honestly what's the point of playing the game if someone already won

other examples:

Tower Of Babylon by Ted Chiang (short story)

That Funny Feeling by Bo Burnham (song)

comment or reblog with your own examples i guess

#i'm kidding #i like the work more than the reward #but eesh some things are so good they stop being inspiring and start becoming a different thing altogether

[yeetlegay]

Pretty Woman AU chapter 11 is LIVE!!! I will be celebrating by going to bed lol. Happy birthday @lollygirlpops 🎁🥳

CW for discussion of canon-typical sexual harassment in this chapter (more details in the notes).

Visual aid:

See y'all in 6 months with chapter 12 ✌️

#I'M KIDDING #.....probably #also can we talk about what a reasonable length this chapter is? I'm so proud of myself #kinnporsche #pretty woman au

[cladestruction]

Brendon Small said this to adult swim when they asked for a first draft of the movie i know it bc i was there

#i'm kidding #or am i... #and yes the gayness was heavily coded #but it still counts #in my heart #metalocalypse #army of the doomstar #aotd spoilers #sorta?

[il-predestinato]

Charles Leclerc is informed that he has regained P2 in the WDC at Interlagos after Max Verstappen refused to swap positions with Checo Perez (2022 Brazilian Grand Prix).

🎥: SkySports F1

For @coconutshygame who insists that being on vacation is not a legit reason for not gif-ing Lestappen historical moments. 😅

#charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #* #my edit #f1 #happy aya?! #i'm kidding #the seine river cruise was beautiful btw :P #everyone is drunk so i smashed this one out in a few min 🤣 #interlagos 2022 #brazilian gp 2022 #interview