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some one word prompts. currently accepting.
( slap ) › my muse slaps your muse across the face out of anger.
week three of being married to the most insufferable man in existence, and now that the tabloids have gotten whiff of their marriage, things have only gotten worse. daphne can’t go anywhere without someone asking her about dorian and how the married life is. it’s fucking annoying. bad enough that she has to share her space with the guy, now the public knows all about it? wishes she could wake up from this nightmare. this is their first outing together as a couple and while she tried to fight then appearance tooth and nail, it didn’t stop her pr team from thinking it was a wonderful idea for her brand if she was dating a big pop star. she’s right, the idea would have been genius if it was anyone but dorian suarez. oh, and if she wasn’t legally bound to him. catches sight of him chatting with one of her models from the corner of her eye and for some reason this irritates her so she breaks away from the conversation she’s currently in and stalks her way over there. doesn’t help that she’s lost count of how many glasses of wine she’s had tonight. “ mon cheri, i need to steal him away for a second. ” she’s polite but there’s no hiding that fire behind her blue eyes. once they’re alone, daphne immediately lets her palm connect with his cheek in an action that catches her off guard but she doesn’t show it. “ you fucking imbecile, i will not let you taint my career over some washed up model, do you hear me? last thing we need is cheating rumors. ” though she pauses, briefly, “ actually… that might be my way out of this. ”
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Lol, I love how Grundy is the most simple of my muses (tied with Bizarro) but even he's a goddamm genius compared to Ogryn in Warhammer.
Literally all you need to be able to do is count to five and you're Einstein.
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❛ how about you focus on smashing that school work , rainbow brite ❜ [ I'm sorry ]
"Hey!! I'm doing FINE in my classes. Don't call me out like this. My followers will hear about this."
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(this is for the divine twitch chat au my beloved)
captain marvel, at 3am: *preparing a goat for an ancient sacrificial ritual in the watchtower kitchen*
jl member of choice who just wanted a quick break from watchtower duty: hey uhh.. cap? buddy? whatcha.. what are you uh doing there?
cap, basically hissing: the voices, they’re winning
queue misunderstandings and rumours spread among the heroes
This ask had me cackling like a mad man ever since I got it, omg 😂😂😂
There's some hilarity in Billy holding a goat 🐐 like the Billy goat, hahahahaha
This is both hilarious and horrifying, bc if a JL member saw that, it'd be an immediate report to HR or batman. Does the JL even have a HR? Oh man
Also
Memes!
The divine twitch chat AU certainly is expanding and I am here for it!
Also, I hope that goat ends up being safe in the end and getting taken care of By Damian.
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Stefania Spampinato & Danielle Savre || First day back on set for Station 19 Season 7 (December 6, 2023) [IG Story: spampistefania]
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[ID: a screenshot of a tweet by Kaiji Von Tang (Gojo Satoru's english voice actor) that reads: "my jujutsu is at its last kaisen". /End ID.]
me too, kaiji, me freaking too
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I hope you don’t mind me through this at you
I’ve been obsessing over anything Leo and usagi, and you post got me wanting. It’s prob not how you wanted as I don’t really draw big thicker character XD (I’m still learning tho lol) but I really wanted to have a try (also the side between them isn’t actuate) I do usally draw usagi taller then Leo anyway so it always fun to have Leo smaller XD
Ngl I’d read this usagi, I love the description you wrote of him 🤗
I'M
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
oh my god. i love him. so so so much. i SQUEALED when i saw him. he's so cute. i'm in shambles. LIKE OMG???? THANK YOU????? this was so sweet he's so handsome thank you so much WAHHH 😭‼️
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