#i'm mary poppins y'all

[yonblu]

@inhxuman​   //   YONDU MAKES A RUN FOR IT. Sprinting through back-alleys and weaving his way through the streets, nervously glancing up every so often. Someone is following him. The way they sprint over the buildings faster than he can run around them is intimidating   ( not that he’d ever admit it )   and it’s clear they know their way around better than he does. God, he hates Terra. There’s always some asshole dressed up in latex trying to foil is plans. Stupid humans. Stupid -- “Shit!”

Dead end. Yondu manages to skid to a halt before slamming into the brick wall in front of him, barely regains his stance before his pursuer lands in front of him. The alien turns on his heal, wonky grin on his face, hands up in surrender. His stolen goods are in one hand, wrapped in brown paper. He shifts, as subtly as his can, so his arrow has the room to fly out from beneath his coat.

          “Okay, ya caught me. Justice prevails, an’ all that.”

#yondu is about to do some whistling with his arrow if you think cass would pick up on that! #i imagine yondu isn't very convincing when he's pretending to surrender #also i hope this is okay!! #inhxuman #➴ VERSE » i'm mary poppins y'all ! ❞

[mercysought]

@prvtocol​​ . ❝ you’re smart, aren’t you? you know everything. ❞ ( vez to viv ) . the witcher . accepting

   “Yep, real smart.” V. leans on the side with a grin, sharp and filled with mean mirth. Knees bent and her head tilted to the opposite side, just at the edge of the roof of one of the many shitty fast food chains that could actually afford the rat infested walls of tin 

   “Practically perfect in every single way.” the rain that beats down on both of them is barely felt. One because the clothes V. was wearing was basically her work attire and blood was just part of business. And while the dark blue hair got wet, the majority of it was neatly tucked beneath a dark beanie, allowing only for fringes to peek through. 

Her weight shifts and from the street the mercenary looks more akin to a spider starting to shift in a specific direction that necessarily a human crouching “Just call me Night City’s very own Mary Poppins.”

#prvtocol #v. ( muses ) #raven received ( meme replies ) #( I'm mary poppins y'all! )

[radiant-reid]

pov: your instagram but you're married to Spencer Reid

Liked by babygirlpg, d.morgan and 363 others

y/n.reid: this man 🥵

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aarhotch: active case? -> d.morgan: agreed, y'all need to chill -> y/n.reid: damn, i can't thirst over my husband on government time? -> aarhotch: no, you literally cannot

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y/n.reid: you're so goddamn cute @/doctorreid

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doctorreid: stopppp -> y/n.reid: nooooo -> babygirlpg: don't stop because you're both so cute and you can never, ever get a divorce

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y/n.reid: chipmunk 🥰🥰🥰

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doctorreid: more close-ups? really? -> y/n.reid: yes really, sorry not sorry, you knew this when we got married. it's actually your fault for having a perfect nose, eyes, and bone structure

d.morgan: imagine how creepy y/n must have looked taking this photo -> doctorreid: very creepy

mommyjareau: this is what Henry looks like when I ask him if he's seen the chocolate i told him not to touch

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y/n.reid: 'hello, police, yeah, can you cook dinner? i can't because i might burn the house down'

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doctorreid: i burn pasta one time trying to make you a surprise dinner and this is what i get -> y/n.reid: YOU DIDNT PUT WATER IN THE POT!!! -> badass_em: i think this calls for cooking lessons @/davidrossiofficial -> davidrossiofficial: sure, to ensure spencer doesn't end up with as many divorces as i have

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y/n.reid: easily the hottest man alive

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doctorreid: you're easily the most gorgeous woman alive

babygirlpg: get this man on SuitTok

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y/n.reid: just spencer looking adorable in his little green puffer jacket

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d.morgan: cold when it's 60, weak -> mommyjareau: they breed them too soft in Vegas -> d.morgan: our Chicago and Pennsylvania blood >> -> doctorreid: now i'm getting bullied @ y/n.reid -> y/n.reid: they just don't recognize your adorableness

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y/n.reid: *insert fun facts about halloween*

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doctorreid: sorry for annoying you :( -> y/n.reid: never once have you done that, precious boy <3 our Salem trip was the best one yet

davidrossiofficial: a great way to get to sleep @/d.morgan

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y/n.reid: my sun-safe husband

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mommyjareau: Mary Poppins? -> doctorreid: i'll babysit henry any time

d.morgan: cold in 60 but wearing a suit in 100 -> y/n.reid: and cute to every degree

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y/n.reid: dinner and drinks are on spencer next time

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mommyjareau: how did you not get thrown out? -> doctorreid: we did when our disguises came off, i still managed to wipe the floor with the house

davidrossiofficial: hoping I'm still invited if I won't be there to pay -> y/n.reid: it's milestone event when your kids treat you for the first time

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y/n.reid: pretty boy at the theatre

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doctorreid: date night is always my favorite night with you -> y/n.reid: cheesy words to match your cheesy smile

#spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x you #spencer reid x y/n #spencer reid fandom #spencer reid fanfic #spencer reid fluff #spencer reid fanfiction #criminal minds #criminal minds x reader #criminal minds x y/n #criminal minds fandom #criminal minds fluff

[bbu-fan-blog]

"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!"

#Billie Bust Up #BBU Billie #Billie

[melusine0811]

"I'm Mary Poppins y'all!"

#aloy #photo mode #shieldwing #horizon forbidden west

[palepinkgoat]

Weekly Tag Wednesday Friday because I wasn't at my computer and I can't handle it on my phone. I was tagged by @juliakayyy @deedala @mybrainismelted and I love y'all! <3 <3 3

Name: Karen How do you pronounce your own Tumblr handle in your head? I sing it to myself. It's based on a play on words from a song in the sound of music. I have no idea why I picked it either.

When you look out the window right now what do you see? The side of my neighbor's house and their tree hanging over the fence. My dog is running by.

What is the most unusual profession someone in your family was in? Oh brother. My dad had an uncle who pretended to be a doctor and carried a doctor bag around. He refused to admit he wasn't one. The same uncle got most of his nose bit off by a horse. It was a strange time.

What hobby were you really into as a kid? writing, always.

First autofill google result when you type 'How can I...?' How can I watch March Madness. Lol! My dad always puts together a bracket pool and I just guess based on whatever I feel like picking. I recently googled how many points do basketball games have. So sporty.

If you were the main character in a sitcom, what song would be playing during the opening credits? the first song I thought of was "seventeen" by Sharon van Etten. So maybe I would be 17 in it, or just be feeling wistful.

What's the last movie you watched? Did you enjoy it? What genre is it? I watched This is 40 for some reason. I didn't find anyone particularly likable but did laugh a bunch. I wanted to watch something kind of mindless because we just finished watching Sopranos and that was so heavy. What is your favourite movie genre?  documentary maybe? Been a while since I've watched one though.

What movie would you recommend? Mary Poppins, always. It's fun as an adult to see the chemistry between Julie Andrews and Dick vanDyke. This is literally the only movie I can think of right now.

Do your IRL humans know about your fandom life? If you're a creator, do they know you create? I don't think they understand the depth and extent of it. Maybe 4 friends know about the fanfic writing and one in particular tells me to be proud of it and to tell more people, but I'm too shy for that. I still stay pretty quiet about it in general. If you could do one activity with your pocket/fandom friends what would it be? Oh god, I just want to be in a cuddle pile and talk about this damn show until we all pass out.

[sessa23]

Missy: *floating down to the ground holding an umbrella*

The Doctor: "You look like Mary Poppins"

Missy: "are they cool?"

The Doctor "hell yeah, they're cool"

Missy: "I'M MARY POPPINS Y'ALL"

#gomez!master #yondu #incorrect doctor who quotes #doctor who #doctor who incorrect quotes #edited this quote slightly #guardians of the galaxy 2 #star lord #peter quill #12th doctor #missy #mary poppins #evil mary poppins #bbc doctor who

[bathsaltsmcgee]

My thoughts on HH and some other stuff, too

Wow, y'all. Just... just Wow.

Okay, first off, I just wanted to say that I am absolutely blown away by the sheer amount and scope of all the attention that I've gotten this past week or so regarding my story BtM. I was truly not expecting that, and for my readership to explode exponentially since the last time I posted, it's amazing to me the number of followers I've gained, the people who've stopped by to say hello, the messages, the comments, the subscriptions and favorites, the everything else, and I just wanted to say thank you.

Reading everyone's reactions and seeing them get so excited and hyped up about something that I truly care about really makes writing worth it.

So, I'm thrilled that everyone's having so much fun. :D I know I am!

Anyway, I've had a couple people reach out to me, requesting my thoughts regarding the first season of Hazbin Hotel, and I thought to myself, 'Oh, why not?'

So, here we are.

Overall, I greatly enjoyed it. The animation was crisp and pretty to look at, the songs were absolute bops, as was the background soundtrack, the overarching narrative was interesting, and the characters, barring a few notable exceptions here and there- *cough* icky moth man who needs squished flat with a metal cleat and the world's first grandiose malignant narcissist- were quite enjoyable.

They were all well written, of course, but, good Lord, some of them were just truly heinous people.

I think, out of that of all of the new characters to which we were introduced in the series that didn't hold speaking roles in the pilot, I think my favorite was a tie between Rosie and Emily. Rosie was exactly who I hoped she'd be, Dolly Levi with a dash of Mary Poppins- she even gave out her business card to that one cannibal lady like Dolly did all the time in 'Hello Dolly'- and Emily was such an adorable little bean. We need more of both those ladies in the future.

The biggest surprise out of the whole show for me, though, was finding out that the hotel actually worked. I genuinely was not expecting that, and I suspect that the exercises that Charlie was making everyone do didn't really do that much, but the situations in which the characters found themselves and how they chose to react to those situations because of their experiences at the hotel were what really clinched it in the end.

I'm very proud of Pen, though. Good for you, man. Goin' out like a champ and getting into Heaven by total accident. Well done.

Mind you, I did have a few gripes here and there, such as the rushed nature of the pacing, but I doubt that I'm alone in that particular camp. The pacing of the overarching narrative was a bit rushed for my taste, and when I'm watching a show, I would prefer not to feel at the end of it like I was in the middle of a caffeine bender.

If I'm going to do that, I'll drink two pots of coffee, follow it up with a latte, and see where it goes from there.

It was almost like deciding to make soup, but not adding any water to the condensed can, so it ended up way too thick and not nearly as smooth as it could've been, had the water been included.

Had they taken the same amount of plot and spread it out over twelve episodes, instead of just eight, it would've been a bit more evenly balanced, and we might have gotten more character moments and interactions to really sell the growing bonds between the main cast, which would've made the other narrative points that much more powerful, such as Pen's noble sacrifice.

However, the number of episodes was probably down to studio constraints and the bigwigs decision to keep the series compressed because money, so I won't hold that against the production team.

That's just business. It happens. No big deal.

So, all in all, it was a fun little romp. Alastor is still my favorite character, because he's just so interesting and multifaceted, and by the end of the season, I had far more questions about him than I did answers.

This is a good thing, though.

I'd be disappointed if he were too easy a character to read.

There's a lot going on there with him, and his morality is too grey and muddled with far too many unknown factors to make a definitive take on him just yet. I still think that my initial understanding of him is on the right track, such as his MO, but I am curious to see where this goes in the official narrative.

So, yes, I will be staying tuned for the next season.

However... just curious here.

Are we really going to have to wait another two years for the next season?!

Because I heard a rumor circulating that that was the case, and I'm kind of hoping that's not accurate.

#bathsaltsmcgee #B answers stuff #Hazbin hotel #q and a session #B's bad opinion corner #I still don't know what to call this

[yonblu]

@videonsty​   //   YONDU GRABS CIRYKE by the scruff of the neck and throws them over a wall. He whistles off a few shots with his arrow before following, vaulting over it with one hand and landing next to Cir, still whistling. His face is bruised. The sounds of shouting and shooting is ringing out from behind them, but gets quieter as everyone dies off one by one. Finally, after the   thump   of the final body falling to the ground, Yondu stops whistling. He turns to Cir and grins. “You manage to grab it?”

#HEIST TIME !! idk what theyre stealing its up to u #HIIII I MISSED U #➴ VERSE » i'm mary poppins y'all ! ❞ #videonsty

[wwenhlimagines]

Flufftober!

Prompt 10 + Ricky Starks 😍💜💜💜

Love you!!! 💜💜💜💜

"I think I deserve a kiss for this."

You smile as you watch your boyfriend hang up your new fall decorations from HomeGoods. He is standing on the ladder waiting for your instruction to move one way or another. The "Happy Fall Y'all" sign is in his hands as he tries to figure out where to place it.

"Right there is good, babe."

He sighs and places it on the wall as you watch his butt wiggle slightly from the hammering. You can't resist, so you reach up and grab his ass smirking up at him. He looks down at you with one eyebrow raised.

"Do you mind?"

You giggle and try to play it off "I'm just adding extra stability for you."

He rolls his eyes and finishes hanging up the sign before stepping down the ladder. You reach behind you and pick up a garland of leaves and twigs showing it to him with a big smile on your face. "What else do you have back there Mary Poppins?"

"That's all...for now. I just want it along the banister going up the stairs."

He playfully rolls his eyes and places one hand on your waist. "I think I deserve a kiss for this."

You smile and oblige kissing him lightly at first until his hand grabs your ass causing a moan to come from your throat. He winks as he pulls away and grabs the garland walking away to finish putting up your "ridiculous" amount of decorations.

#ricky starks #stroke daddy #ricky starks imagine #aew imagine #flufftober #fluff prompts

[nuclear-static]

REQUESTS!

I wanna start writing fics on here because I know I can write decently and I wanna have somewhere to share that! However. I lack motivation. So, it would be extremely appreciated if y'all could give me some requests! I write x reader fics the best, but I'll do other things like individual headcanons or the occasional ship if wanted. Also! I am perfectly comfortable with writing fluff, angst, smut, whatever. I'm okay with just about anything angst/smut wise. Anyways! Onto what fandoms I’ll write for! Anything bolded is a current hyperfixation, so I’m more likely to get to a request for that faster!

Musicals (Favorite!)

School of Rock

Beetlejuice

Newsies

Hamilton

Heathers

Movies/Shows!

Mary Poppins Returns (Listen I haven’t gotten around to watching the original yet- I mainly watched it for Lin/Jack)

Dear Evan Hansen

Bonnie and Clyde

Little Shop of Horrors

Marvel Universe (Mostly Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy cause idk a lot about the others)

Stranger Things

Rick and Morty

Steven Universe

The End Of The F***ing World (Obscure but I loved it when I watched it)

Games!

Pretty much anything Disney but some I'd be better at are Aladdin (cause I was in it) and Tangled (cause I was obsessed with it)

SMASH

The Stanley Parable

Detroit: Become Human

Uhh probably other things

And there’s probably more than that which I just haven’t thought of, so if there’s something you’d like that isn’t there, just ask and I’ll let you know if I know enough about it to write for it! Btw, I’ll likely write better for fandoms I’m hyperfixated on, so I’d request those more. That and I’ll probably write them faster. So just keep that in mind. Alright, thank you, and farewell!!

#fanfic #fanfiction #requests #x reader #musicals #broadway #beetlejuice #beetlejuice x reader #school of rock #school of rock the musical #dewey finn #dewey finn x reader #hamilton #hamilton the musical #hamilton x reader #heathers #heathers the musical #heathers x reader #jason dean #jason dean x reader #veronica sawyer #veronica sawyer x reader #aladdin #mary poppins #mary poppins returns #jack x reader #marvel #marvel x reader #stranger things #stranger things x reader

[ethtyn]

combination Etho & Martyn ll2 #8 reaction post:

Etho:

"i'm not in charge, i'm gonna be the first one out, here!" me fr.

MARTYN WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE. "TEAM TIME" THIS "TEAM SMITE" THAT IT COULDVE BEEN THAT FROM THE BEGINNING 😭😭😭

"we need the help, Tango, i hate to say it. and Martyn is good help." thesis statement 🫶🏻

"true that" LITERALLY WHERE is he coming up with this speech pattern. i have never heard him use as much slang as he has in this series in my life.

BDUBS NO.....IT WAS IMPULSE?! 💔

"Tango...this is MINECRAFT, why don't you have blocks?!" PLEASE.

LMAOOOOOOO HE'S MARY POPPINS, Y'ALL 💀

Tango noooooo PepeHands

Scar's out...there goes my hope that Etho got to kill him 😔

I KNOW WHAT THE VOICES IN HIS HEAD SPOILER MEANS NOW AND I'M CRYING PISSING BLOOD SLIDING DOWN THE WALL CHEWING GLASS. LMFAO.

"it's tough being alone...i'm not an entertaining person, and i have to be entertaining right now" don't you talk about my friend like that 😡😡😡

kfjdjcndk the little bitchfight between impulse and the mean gills over trying to kill each other. "yeah, that was me...okie! 😁 water under the bridge" impulse you're soooooo 💀

ETHO WHY DID YOU REMIND HIM ABOUT THE SWORD. i'm furious.

there goes BigB.

i am starting to realize that when one of y'all said "love loses" you mean Ethtyn. fuck.

FISH IN A BARREL. i just caught that.

Scott's disappointed little "Etho" gets me every time LMFAO. is this man ever surprised.

"i could just whack you off right now 😏" aYO

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOT 'ER

i'm gonna throw up. why. please.

GRIAN NO 😭 that little intake of breath right before he fell...i could cry.

I'M GONNA BE SICK I'M GONNA BE SICK. "that hurt, Martyn! apologise."

I'M GONNA THROW UPPPPPPPPPPPPP HE WAS SO CLOSE. also i was wildly distracted by the way you could hear him sit back in his chair and stretch kfdnkcmdmd

side note: i tracked down the counting clip and. uhm. 🥴 yeah.

i. need to gather some thoughts. reblog a few posts. watch martyn's episode so i can find out who won. i'm ill.

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Martyn:

"keep your friends close and your enemies closer" type beat.

the callback to Southlanders with the "fun British game" 😭 i miss them 💔

still thinking about how Martyn made this Team TIME/SMITE decision all on his own without talking to Scott at all. like i know he's insanely loyal but. sir?

I'M FUCKING PISSING MYSELF over that Scar spleef kill. (in the most insincere voice possible) "woooow. thank you for the business!" CRYING.

thinking So Much about this little duel between BigB and Martyn as Martyn comes in to play the game. Martyn almost died, so did BigB. and then ceasefire and nskxnckdkcjkdmf my brainnnnnn.

"i'm here for games and pleasure" Scar.

HAHAHSHCNFKC LMFAOOOOO ETHO RLLY DID COME IN LIKE MARY POPPINS I'M CRYING.

fast forward to when MISE is boating off of skynet 2.0 - did not realise that Martyn asked Grian "yes or no" 😭 salt in the wound, bro.

fish in a fucking barrel fr.

ONE BLOCK 😭

jesus the way he IMMEDIATELY turns on impulse as soon as Pearl kills Etho. fanning myself.

NAUUUUUURRRRRR I COULDN'T TELL FROM ETHO'S POV BUT MARTYN REALLY DID GET THE LAST HIT ON HIM I'M.

oh god you can't see it from Martyn's POV but. "Scott, it's not fair!" i'm going to throw myself off of skynet 2.0.

what is this fucking three way death negotiation. i feel sick.

SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. WHAT. WHAT WHAJAMXNCKKCNDMF

um. that + the end animation. i am lying down and i need to lie down. FUCK.

#I'M ILL I'M SO ILL. #vse liveblogs #liveblog: etho's ll2 pov #liveblog: martyn's ll2 pov #vonswayenthusiast.txt #limited life spoilers #🚦smp

[shyficwriter]

Sorry if I've already asked this but I'd love if you did a fic (or put it somewhere in your Temporary Home fic) where Peter or reader accidentally call Yondu dad then they get all embarrassed. ID CRY. ty very much I love ur fics and I'm so excited for more Temporary Home!!

Hi, yes you (or possibly someone else with same idea lol) did already send this in. Sorry for not responding sooner, but you'll be happy to hear I do plan on adding it in, just have to find a place to write that scene in. I already have one idea in mind :) But if you want something now, I do have a couple fics where I've written parts with something close to this: You Are So Screwed - (Reader, Peter, Yondu) The secret that you and Peter have been keeping about Terrans is about to be spilled, and there’s a good chance you’re both screwed. I’m Mary Poppin’s Y'all! - Yondu eventually finds out who Mary Poppins is- it doesn’t go too well for Reader. This 5-line sentence starter And this one And this one, but in reverse? lol And a few where it happens, but Reader doesn't remember: Shots (Yondu x Reader) - Reader gets drunk for the first time - like REALLY drunk - and Yondu does nooot like it. Sick - You are quite sick, and unfortunately for everyone else, you won’t stay in bed. Might have something to do with being delirious with fever, or maybe you’re just a terrible patient. Who’s to say? And I know there's some of it in here too (mostly chapter 1 and 2 though):

Life Goes On (ongoing)

A story about Reader’s life with the Guardians. Lots of drama and angst. (Chapter 14 in progress)

(I feel like there's more, but that's all I found off the top of my head lol)

#answered asks #shyficwriter responds

[kankuroplease]

When I sent the ask, I wasn't imagining Iruka as Yandu but now I can't stop seeing Iruka floating down from the sky while screaming "I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all" and I die every single time.

That’s the exact scene I imagined with Iruka 🤣

#ask

[tophthedaydreamer]

my thoughts on guardians of the galaxy vol. 3 (part two!)

spoilers ahoy!

At the end of part one, I began discussing the humor, which I'll continue to do so here. As I said before, the guardians just kept arguing but it wasn't funny. It felt serious. And there definitely should be times when they have serious arguments, they're under a lot of stress what with Rocket dying and all. But like, a lot of their interactions felt like this. Even their attempts to be funny kinda felt like annoying incompetence at times. There were few jokes that made me laugh, whereas with the first two I'm usually cackling. Vol. 1 and 2 are hilarious in my book. Yondu at the jewelry shop. Rocket's obsession with stealing mechanical limbs from people. "I'm gonna die here surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy." The dance battle at the end of Vol. 1. The whole bit with Taserface! And the iconic "I'M MARY POPPINS, Y'ALL!"

I think the humor struggles in Vol. 3 because all the funny moments are put on Drax and Mantis. They make for some great comedy, as we've seen in Vol. 2 and the Christmas Special. But they can't be the only ones who carry the comedy, even if they're very likeable. Quill is mostly working through his issues with Gamora's semi-death, which I am glad is treated seriously. But that means he has less funny bits. Gamora is.... low-key annoying because she is a lot more rude than I was expecting. Sometimes I thought she hated the guardians (I understand why she's hostile towards Quill, with him insisting they were once madly in love). It felt a little out of character for her to be this mean, as she's supposed to be Gamora from Vol. 1. Idk, I guess the Ravagers rubbed off on her lol. Sadly, Gamora wasn't very likeable for me, but she did improve as the film went on. Groot exists. He does some cool stuff but mostly sits in the background waiting for the next battle.

Later I realized why the humor felt off is because Rocket isn't present. In the first two films, he's often the one who instigates a lot of the comedy. He bounces off of each guardian really well and is just a fun character. It's no wonder why he's a fan favorite! I understand why he's stuck in a coma, it's the whole point of the story for guardians to save his life, but I'm bummed out he was in it for so long. My sister suggested the idea of him being awake while his kill switch is slowly shutting his body down. There could still be that urgency, but also Rocket funny moments. I think the heist at OrgoCorp would've been a lot funnier if he was around. It could also make for some more drama. It would be interesting to see more and more of his past being dredged up against his will, as he tries to brush it off like it's no big deal, all while trying to ignore the increasingly unstable state of his body. He's not okay, but he's trying so hard to be. Until he finally collapses when the guardians make for Counter-Earth. I love the scene where Rocket reunites with Lylla. It's so powerful, and if I hadn't been watching with my family I probably would've cried hehe. All the flashbacks of Rocket's past was heart wrenchingly well done, holy cow. Props to Bradley Cooper for letting out one of the most primal screams I've ever heard in my life. Baby Rocket is such a tender soul that I wanted to go into the TV, beat up the High Evolutionary and take Rocket and Batch 89 home with me. My maternal instincts were going haywire lol.

I think the third act of the movie is the best part because Rocket's back and the guardians are kicking bad guy butt and saving people (in this case, clone kids and animals!). The High Evolutionary is such a slimy, horrendously vile villain that it feels so good when the guardians beat the crap outta him. We also get genuinely sweet Dad Drax moments ("You weren't meant to be a destroyer. You were meant to be a dad.") as he takes the kids under his wing. And we get some great Rocket moments as he discovers he really is a raccoon and lovingly carries the baby raccoons (ouuughhh my heart!!!). "The name's Rocket. Rocket Raccoon." is such a powerful line. All this time he thought he was a monster, but now he's embracing what and who he truly is!!!! I like how he insists the guardians save the animals too, and they do. And most of all, I love that Rocket lives. I'd read an out of context spoiler when Vol. 3 first came out back in May that Rocket dies. How unsatisfying would it be if he did? It honestly would feel like the High Evolutionary wins if Rocket dies. Movies nowadays kill off main characters for the shock and drama (even if it doesn't make sense). I'm so glad that Rocket is alive and he gets to flourish leading a new team. I'm honestly very satisfied with each guardian's ending. Quill reunites with his grandfather, Mantis goes on a journey of self-discovery, Drax becomes a father again, Nebula builds the home she never had, Gamora finds a new home with the Ravagers, and Groot and Rocket guide the next generation of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Overall, I rate this movie a 8/10. It has its rough patches, but the final act wraps it up nicely.

(also sorry I forgot about Adam. he's neat. I wish he got more screentime. Everytime I see him I think of Eustace lol)

#toph musings #toph reviews #gotg #gotg vol 3 #guardians of the galaxy #guardians of the galaxy vol 3 #im not gonna add spoiler tags this time around bc it's all under a cut! #mcu

[randomhuman45]

!Spoilers for Miraculous Ladybug S5 Ep Elation!

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Omg y'all my Marichat heart with this 1st half!!!!! Omg!!! Mari just "du du du chat chat chat" then just sees the guy like "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!" Chat poppin' up like fucking Beetleguese!!! And he just takes her up to the night sky like bruh, is my guy a romantic or is he a romantic? And Mari with the flower in her hair is just SO CUTE!!! EEEEE!! They even went to go get ice-cream, a perfect little date y'all!!!

Then omg the 1st 2 min bruh! Ladybug just pullin' up that whole ass table with chairs and food outta fucking no where. Like girl i know you plan things to the max but damn! You planned to set that whole shit up and ensure y'all landed right there do you could pull it up??? Girl how that food not cold? How long you have that shit set up for just any akuma? How you pull up the table and BOTH chair in one swoop? Where be the physics Ladybug? I wanna know!

Then after that poor fucking Adrien! He's bombarded everywhere no matter he be with or without his mask. Bro can't catch a break! Let a kid be a kid Gabe SHIT! (Note: Adrien really be posing at the bakery tho, like boy posing without thinking at this point.) Then he just wants to see the girl he loves and he can't even without some kind of heart break and akuma thrown into the mix. Damn.

Then fucking Andre bruh! Yo, wtf Andre! Let these fucking kids have some fucking ice-cream bitch! (Please refer to the rest as masks and no masks being dif people since from Andre's piv they are) Ever heard of not marrying the 1st person you fucking date? You can give people lovey-dovey ice-cream even if you think they won't last or will end up with someone else! Like just let them have this! Besides if your lovey-dovey ice-cream skills are so fucking strong and powerful you would fucking know that Mari and Chat are true love cause Adrienette and Ladynoir also fucking mean MariChat cause they the some ass 2 fools.

Yes I know it's cause of his image and what his business represents but I wanna be angry so *closes eyes and sticks out tongue*

And yo Alya standing up to the akuma and speaking up for Mari is top tier queen status shit right there. Alya was just concerned for her friend, realized it was hurting their relationship that backed her bff up like a boss. Good for her.

Omg Mari was almost akumatized y'all!!! Again!!! Crazy shit!! It kinda looked like she was fighting back to snap the flower (at least what I thought was gonna happen, which wouldda been so fucking cool) but Chat kissing her just, damn boy. Just broke ya girl outta evil thru the power of love, amazing and little funny ngl. And poor Mari just horrified that she once again made a mistake by falling in love. Let this girl have a love life without her fucking world falling apart already! Damn!

Yo Andre getting Mari and Chat to say they don't love the other's counterpart fucking hurt. Cause they are in the middle of loving one another only to hear tye other doesn't love a part/aspect of them. Like yo, the heartbreak.

And omg bruhhhh. The ending!!! Hawkmoth (or whatever stupid shit he goin' by. At this point my phone already knows Hawkmoth and I don't have the energy of making sure I'm spelling his new name right so auto-filled name it is.) Is gonna start going after Mari now!!! Yo she just got her heart broken AGAIN now has to deal with Hawkmoth not only going after her as ladybug but as Mari too!! This chick can't catch a fucking break! How she gonna get outta this one? Just gotta be hella extra positive and rely on her friends to cheer her up to keep her away from whatever hell Hawkmoth tries to put her thru to akumatize her? (Honestly it be super cute to see her friends hyping her up and helping her whenever she's down. Viewers gotta learn to rely on others and reach out for help when ya feelin' down.) If yes, would it mean more Lylia (idk spelling) being a bitch to Mari? Or could Hawkmoth be thinking more like get Mari close to him? If yes would that mean more Adrienette??? Wait what if he just has akumas try to attack Mari but they can just never find her. Cause yo that be funny as fuck, just Hawkmoth/akuma being like "where the fuck is Mari????" Chat is just all proud like, "She's a great hider, so smart of her to know how to hide and know to stay hidden so she doesn't get hurt. She's the best!" Ladybug just "Haha! Mari? Who's that? Never heard of that before??? Haha!! *sweat drop*"

If Hawkmoth keeps attacking Mari tho like how would Adrien feel? Like would he realize it's cause of their date and feel guilty? Would he be concerned for Mari like "Omg all this bad things keep happening to Mari, why???" Would he kinda try to be the protector like he was with Ladybug as Chat? Like yo imagine Hawkmoth trying to attack Mari then his fucking son just jumps right in the line of fire all martyr style. That would be hilarious watching Gabe getting frustrated cause Adrien just keeps spawning wherever Mari is just outta fucking no where.

Anyways that's my little rant. I prob have more thoughts/feelings but I'm at work and hungry and prob gonna contemplate eating whatever I can find here despite everything being drenched in cheese and I'm lactose intolerant and really not feeling like facing the consequences today.

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