#i'm not funny-

[substitious-bastard]

stuck in the time loop but i just use it as a free day off. im not even trying to get out. i am teaching myself to knit. i am crocheting. i am cooking. not even doing anything crazy. just escaping capitalism for a week. day 375 and im not sure what lesson it's trying to teach but i've taught myself to handmake lace so all is well

#time loop #hobbies #anti capitalism #idk i think i'm funny #the bastards bullshit #time loop posting

[akajustmerry]

Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"

#I'm not dissing it it's one of the best films ever but it's anti communism is so funny #/

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[seriousturd]

#tumblr polls #random polls #poll time #i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS #so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames #i just picked random words i like LMAO #serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol) #and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny

[faffreux]

it's weird to be attracted to an ugly frog like wtf is even your taste in men

i won't argue with you about whether or not fawful is ugly but it is weird yes, i agree

i have long accepted that i am weird

#i'm sorry i had to publish this one bc it's worded so funny #thanks for giving me another ask to add to my funny anon asks folder on my desktop #asks

[canisalbus]

Today's tumblr experience.

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #boop #the boopening #art #artists on tumblr #Machete #Vasco #I've been trying to return as many boops as I can but if I don't get to you I'm sorry it's a little overwhelming and it's getting late #I just thought it was funny how the cat paw colors almost match theirs (+ my umbreon sona's)

[crowleys-hips]

#i think i'm so funny #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens 2 #good omens memes #good omens shitpost #good omemes #incorrect good omens quotes #good omens incorrect quotes #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable partners #ineffable lovers #ineffable divorce #air conditioning #ineffable fandom #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #final fifteen #david tennant #michael sheen #xanshitposts

[platyroonism]

but if I'M a traumatized kid and YOU'RE a traumatized kid... who's playing the game!?

#frisk #chara #undertale #i just think the player as some kind of eldritch entity would be sooooo funny. the eldritch god capable of deleting everything #wants to smooch a ghost #also i'm not really a subscriber of 'demon chara' theory/canon #like thematically they DO represent the player or whatever #but also #.... they are just a silly kid :) #who likes chocolate :) #plart

[nouverx]

These two have the potential to be the funniest duo of the show istg

First one is from this amazing reblog from one of my posts, second one is inspired by some of the replies of said post

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #hazbin art #angel dust #alastor #my art #comic #autodesk sketchbook #I desperately want Alastor and Angel Dust to interact more in the next seasons #tons of puns and funny situations about those two are popping in my brain as we speak #I'm enjoying drawing comics lately don't mind me

[fangs-4-fags]

this is the story of a man named-

oh? what's that? you've transitioned? well, congratulations Stanley!

this is the story of a woman named Stanley.

#the stanley parable #<- i'm putting this one in the tag because i think its really fuckinf funny

[ayo-edebiri]

The ides of March (colorized)

#the ides of march #ides of march #julius ceaser #byaurore #the bear #thebearedit #usereena #usermandie #userelio #usersugar #tuserrachel #userallisyn #nessa007 #tuserpris #useranimusvox #ayo edebiri #usergiu #tuserhan #userlera #useriselin #this isn't funny i'm sorry :/

[adhd-merlin]

opened my mobile kindle app for the first time in a while and it immediately started harassing me about le morte d'arthur

#the funny thing is I *was* thinking about this book #yesterday though #that's not why I'm here #arthuriana #*

[wellfine]

The childhood friends AU of all time

#one piece #sanji #usopp #it's so funny how I'm goping to pieces over these two on twitter

[dapper-lil-arts]

The Chrysalis x Cadance pairing is so much funnier if its a polycule

#cadalis #mlp #gen 4 #shining armor #cadance #chrysalis #meme #my little pony #friendship is magic #mlp fanart #one of my fics that i'm slowly working on has a sequence where chrysalis and cadance are together #and its disgustingly funny #queen chrysalis

[bichimney]

assign your mutuals a vibe

#ask game #tag meme #vibe check #ngl guys I'm so funny #idk how the quality is gonna hold up but enjoy sfdhjfkh

[quarklynx]

here’s my cosplay of that old lady with a sword

#don't mess with her #sword #cosplay #old lady ad #i have no idea how to tag this i just thought it was funny i had the same sword so i pulled out my stage makeup and just did this lmao #this took me like two hours with cleanup. pls reblog to make my efforts for this shitpost worth it #i'm in my mid 20's i swear #1k #5k #10k #20k #owo;