#i'm retiring strawberry milk for another time

[carmendei-agere]

OMG ROX :33 you should totally tell me your regressor venti headcannons :3c

LITTLE!VENTI HEADCANONS: THE ULTIMATE POST!

(I'm so sane about little venti is not even funny /pos so ty moot)

-His main carers are a multitude of people. Those people being Paimon and Aether, Adelinde and Diluc, or just Zhongli! Sometimes Jean too, but it depends if she's busy or not.

-Main headspace is around 1-4, but can be younger or older due to stress. If he's regressing around people he knows and feels comfortable with, he'll usually be older.

-due to injuries from the archon war, he has to be padded 24/7. Only his cg's know, and his doctor (Dr. Baizhu.)

-Favourite foods include anything, really. Apples specifically, but he doesn't really like apple juice, so he tends to gravitate to sunsettia juice or some type of flavoured milk (chocolate, strawberry, ect).

-will just bite on anyone and anything. He'll just teethe on his cg's fingers if given the chance, but he will NOT take teethers.

-has a few stuffies:

one being a dove stuffie, which helped him during his very first few regression sessions (although he didn't even know what regression was at the time)

-another stuffie is an otter, from Fontaine! Gifted by the traveller and Venti instantly fell in love and named him "elf" and he has a small bell in his chest, and Venti loves him.

-the third and final stuffie is a stuffed animal of morax, and he bought him after Zhongli faked his death (I headcanon that Venti wasn't told by Zhongli about the whole retirement thing and he thought he was dead for like, three months.)

-he had no idea that he was a regressor, and he was really confused why he was attached to blankets and stuffies animals until Diluc explained regression to him and offered to give him gear (pacifier, bottle, ect) and he was like "diluc wtf is this stuff"

-will often stomp and whine when he doesn't get his way (no naptime, his main cg isn't around, he has to take meds or needs a change, ect).

-LITERALLY as light as a feather. He's the god of wind, so he doesn't really weigh much, so it's really easy for any CG to scoop the baby up </3

-will often hold his cg's fingers to make himself feel more "kid-like"

-nightmares about archon war and Decarabian's revolt, and he 100% suffers from PTSD, but since he started regressing and letting himself be happy, he's found himself suffering less.

-his otter stuffie, wisp goes everywhere with him, big or small.

-puzzle baby!!! He can solve kids puzzles easily and he loves it.

-purrs and chirps like a cat. Since he was a wisp, he retains some of the characteristics from that time!

-SPEAKING OF WISP...he 100% slips into his wisp for to just headbutt into his cg's and just...warble and babble. Sometime he'll nest in his cg's pockets and nap.

#age regression #genshin agere #sfw little community #agere post #genshin agere headcanon #agere headcanons #genshin impact #genshin venti #agere caregiver

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i think about genders george and his lando and the pygmy goats that look like Lando and his chickens and their baby and sourdough bread Ocado order DAILY

that whole series is chicken noodle soup for the soul 🍜 they’re just so warm and tender with each other, but it feels real too and it’s just the loveliest thing

i also want need to know… do they make a little vegetable plot and grow runner beans and baby carrots and strawberries? (until the goats demolish it and they have to start again) 🍓

oh man i have like, an embarrassingly self-indulgent number of headcanons for both genders george and accidentally dads, as universes.

genders george and lando definitely have a vegetable patch or rather, start a vegetable patch between once and three times a year and never manage to keep it going. they briefly try to make cheese from the pygmy goats' milk but it goes disastrously and makes the shed smell really horrible for six months so they end up just giving it to the local gastropub.

when lando retires he's like alright i'm gonna do this all right this time, no f1 to worry about. the shed smells horrible again and the vegetable patch has its shortest run of viability. but they do end up with some potatoes a few months later that they're very proud of when they take them to george's mum for a roast.

when the baby learns to crawl and then toddle she chases the goats and lando writes a children's book about goat racing. he does all the illustrations himself, drawing in the back of the garage while george is in the car, lella napping or distracted by the whirl of people around them and all the noises. he has to go on the one show again to promote it only this time he doesn't have george with him and george gets the first crying/panicking/anxiety attack call he's had from lando for ten years, afterwards.

they don't intend to grow raspberries but seb told them they should let part of their garden go wild and the canes just grew. lando eats them straight off the stalks but george finds out making jam is just following a strict procedure, really and there's nothing he likes more than eating toasted sourdough, with pygmy goat butter and his raspberry jam, watching cartoons on the sofa with lella on a rare saturday morning off. lando curls up and dozes next to them and george gets the opportunity to ogle him, soft all over now but still strong and so hot, so much george's.

alex the cat dotes on lella and when his long, toothless life draws to a close, it's five-year-old lella comforting george and lando. they don't mean to get another cat because it was too sad but then they're in jeddah one year and there's this mangy thing that lando picks up and feeds and takes to the vet and george can't find it in him to say no, so they have alex the second. who's a girl and much more chill than the first alex but still sleeps curled up in lella's bed like she's protecting her.

man, self indulgent universe lore! it's the good stuff.