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auras-moonstone · 8 months
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hi i cant tell u how excited i am everytime i get your notifications 😭😭 also i know if i send a rec you'll do an amazing job so i'm requesting one rn i hope u like it!
barista y/n and ethan landry who are coworkers after class, they're always teasing eachother and there is some (light) flirting
y/n hasn't realized yet how attractive he is, until he passes behind her grabbing her waist to get on the other side of the counter to get an order.
it's not rlly a plot but GOD i'm imagining ethan in his tight little polo shirt and the apron around his waist, his front curls w a little bit of sweat onto them while he makes coffee..... i'm so weak 😭
thank you so much😭🥺 i was so excited to write this! love the concept so so much. hope you like it 🫶🏻
glitch — ethan landry
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word count: 1,747
pairing: barista!ethan landry x barista!fem!reader
summary: ethan has a crush on his co-worker, and she doesn’t reciprocate that crush until one touch changes everything.
warnings: a bit suggestive, but no smut
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TRUTH WAS, ETHAN HAD BEEN SIMPING HARD FOR Y/N SINCE HIS VERY FIRST DAY OF WORK. How could he not when she had that graceful smile on her face that made every customer weak in the knees? Ethan clearly wasn’t not the exception, he could work-ship the ground she walked on. But the attraction was very much one-sided.
It wasn’t that he was invisible to her, but she just didn’t see him the way he wanted to. They did flirt a bit, but while he did it with the intention of making her notice him in a romantic way, she only did it for fun, there weren’t any second intentions involved. Besides, Ethan had to watch every day the way boys would hit on her and asked for her number and how she wrote it in the palm of their hands. It broke his heart knowing she would never see him in another light.
“How many times did you have to write your number in someone’s hands today?” Ethan asked faking a laugh as they closed the cafe.
Y/N rolled her eyes playfully “Today was a chill one, so not much.”
“Have you ever gone on a date with any those guys?” he asked curiously. She never talked about going on dates, or never mentioned she was seeing or texting someone.
Y/N looked at him with surprise eyes. “Eth, please tell me you don’t believe I actually hand in my number that easily.”
“Wait what?”
The girl laughed, and punch him in the arm lightly. “You do think that! God, Ethan. I give them fake numbers. I don’t want random people texting me.”
“Can’t you just say no?” Ethan asked confused.
“I don’t want them to feel bad.” she shrugged.
“So you give them fake numbers and make some strangers let them know the pretty barista gave them a fake number?” Ethan asked incredulously.
Y/N grimaced “Okay, that sounds bad too, but I least I don’t have to see their rejected faces and they don’t get turned down in public.”
Ethan laughed, and the pressure on his chest evaporated. Was it crazy that he felt relieved by this new information? A bit. “So that means that I shouldn’t bother to ask for your number?” he acted disappointed.
Y/N chuckled. “Econ geniuses are my weakness, so I would never give you a fake number.”
Ethan blushed and shoved her “Shut up! I’m not an Econ genius.”
“Anyone who passes that dreadful class is a genius in my eyes” she said, shoving him back. “Let me give you my number, but don’t ghost me, okay?”
“I would never.”
“Good, cause you’d break my heart.” she joked, writing down her real number on his palm. Her hand felt so good on his, Ethan wished she would never let go. “There you go. Text me, we should hang out outside of work.”
“Really?” Ethan’s eyes shone and his heart started doing cartwheels.
“Of course, Eth. I actually like being around you” she smiled softly. Ethan would definitely mark that day as the best day of his life. “I can set you up with someone and we can go on a double date!” his face fell. So much for hoping. “Or, we can do something just the two of us. Now that I think about it, we don’t actually know much about the other. What a fake friendship we have.”
Friendship. That’s all he was ever going to have with her, and he needed to come in terms with it. Y/N was amazing, and he should be lucky to have her around, even if it was just as a friend.
Although, on a wednesday morning, the turning point happened. The university’s cafe was completely packed, and so they had to work ten times faster than usual. Stress filled the air of the small shop.
“Ugh, stupid machine! You had to choose this day to work like shit?” Y/N groaned, hitting the coffee machine. The coffee poured down slowly, and knowing it was going to take ages for the cup to be filled, she took one step backwards in frustration.
Ethan, who was trying to get to the other side to deliver a drink, bumped into her. Being in a rush, he almost made her lose her balance when they collided, but he grabbed her by the waist just in time to steady her. “Sorry! Are you okay?”
Y/N wanted to say yes, but she was not okay. Not because he had hurt her, but because the feeling of his big hand on her waist left her speechless. It produced a glitch on her body, a malfunction that caused her brain to not be able to utter a single syllable. She only managed to nod before setting her eyes on the coffee machine as if it were the most interesting thing on the planet.
For the rest of the stressful shift, Y/N found herself sneaking glances towards the tall boy every time she could. She couldn’t help it, her eyes diverted on their own and every time Ethan would pass by her, her whole body tensed and yearned for one more touch.
Ethan’s electric touch had been like a bug that altered her whole system. How in the world did she not notice him like that before? The way his cute polo shirt hung to him like a second skin—giving him the look of a hot nerd that Y/N was now a complete sucker for—, the way he adorably frowned in concentration as he prepared a drink, or the way his beautiful curls sticked to his forehead because of the sweat—honestly, she had no idea sweaty men could be that attractive. That’s what Ethan Landry was. He was so fucking attractive, and now that Y/N saw it, it took her lots of self-control not to push him against the counter and kiss the hell out of him.
“Tough shift, right?” Ethan said as they cleaned the now empty cafe.
Her gaze dropped down to his arms, his biceps flexed as he cleaned the counter. He was so hot. “Yeah.”
“What’s wrong with you today? You seemed off the entire day.” he asked confused.
“Nothing, I’m just really tired.” she said casually, forcing herself to look away from him.
“God, yes. My body is about to collapse.” he groaned as he stretched his arms. The action cause his shirt to ride up, showing a bit of his lower stomach.
Y/N’s grip on the cloth tightened as she felt the heat growing between her legs. I get it, I’m an idiot for not noticing how hot he is! Stop torturing me, she said to her hormones. “Same.”
Ethan laughed. “Seriously, what’s going on? Do you feel sick? You’re flushed, your face is really red. Do you have a fever? I can finish cleaning, you can go home, or wait for me and I’ll drive you.”
And he was so fucking sweet too. She wanted to rip her heart out and give it to him. “No, I’m okay.”
But Ethan didn’t believe her, so he walked towards her and cup her cheeks, making her breath hitch. “You’re not. What are you not telling me?”
Y/N sighed, he was not going to let go. “Trust me, you don’t wanna know.”
“I wanted to know, now I need to know. Tell me.”
“I’m horny, okay?” she blurted out in an exasperated tone. “And it’s your fault!”
“W-what?” he took one step back, eyes widened.
“Yes, you put your hand on me today and I can’t just stop thinking about your long fingers on the curve of my waist. And you won’t believe half the things I’ve seen inside my head since. You have been driving me crazy the whole day”
Ethan’s mouth was dry. At first, he thought she was messing with him, but her shiny glossy doe eyes were telling him a different story. She wanted him. “Try me. No, actually, show me.”
And it was then when the cafe’s temperature raised, when lust filled the air and their bodies turned warm with need. Five seconds later, Y/N fastened herself to him with a stitch—she grabbed Ethan by the collar of his polo, and tugged him down to met her lips in one ferocious kiss. She walked him backwards until his lower back hit the edge of the counter. He moaned both in pain and excitement.
The girl sneaked her hand down his shirt and felt his toned abs, groaning in delight against his lips. “So fucking hot. I need you.”
Ethan grabbed her by the forearms to change positions and then turned Y/N around so that her back was against his front and her stomach pressed against the marble counter.
He bit her earlobe and then started dragging his wet lips down the skin of her neck, sucking on her sweet spot. His veiny rough hands slipped inside her shirt, exploring the skin of her stomach and then they settled on her waist, giving them a squeeze. “You liked this, didn’t you?”
“Yes.” she replied breathlessly, resting the back of her head on his chest.
“Isn’t this better though?” he asked huskily on her ear as he trailed his fingers upwards, cupping her breasts. “No bra? Lucky me.”
“Eth…” she moaned, clenching her thighs, desperate have him inside her.
Noticing that, Ethan used his right leg to spread her thighs apart. “Bend over the counter, love.” he commanded, raising her skirt up to her hips and unbuckling his belt. “Be a good girl and moan my name.”
When they left the cafe, they were both still flushed by the dirty and hot encounter they had. Ethan still couldn’t comprehend how the day ended—he had walked inside the cafe that morning, the idea of fucking Y/N didn’t even cross his mind because he knew he had no chance. And now he was leaving with his hand intertwined in hers.
Y/N, on the other hand, didn’t even want to think about her life before that shift, when she wasn’t at Ethan’s mercy, when she didn’t know he kissed slowly and with passion, that he was a very dirty talker, that his touch felt like heaven, that he loved being praised as much as he loved praising, that he made the hottest sounds and that even though he had been attractively rough during sex, he was a fucking sweetheart after it, making sure she wasn’t in pain and had a good time. Now, Y/N was all about Ethan Landry.
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chococoveredsmores · 10 months
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Like anything miles 1610. I feel like everyone is writing for miles 42 and forgetting about the og!
midnight cravings - miles morales
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SUMMARY: texts at 3am + a mcdonalds notif = a recipe for chaos
WORD COUNT: 561
A/N: i love midnight snacking. mcdonalds always hits harder at 2 in the morning! also sorry i keep writing miles in like situations where he isnt usually 100% Himself (sleepy, sick) so um,.. i will get to a proper one soon
WARNINGS: nothing seriously bad just fluff, food i guess, reader doesn't know miles is spiderman, reader is highkey a simp
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"Ugh..." You wake up with a groan, rubbing your eyes and assessing your surroundings. Noticing the still-dark environment surrounding you, you reach out for your phone which was on the bedside table.
2:42 AM. The phone lights blare onto your face, causing you to squint. As you scroll through your notifications, two catch your eye— a text bubble from Miles sent a few minutes ago, and a promo from McDonalds for their new meal.
Miles’ message was rather cryptic, and a normal person wouldn’t understand what “ruawkkekkrkx” meant. But a few months of these kind of typos (which meant Miles was either on patrol or barely awake), and one learns the language.
On the other hand, the McDonalds notif… if it was a propaganda technique, it was definitely working on you. You click on the advertisement, and damn did that chicken burger look good…
You decide to go back to Miles’ text. After opening the app and keyboard, your fingers feel too heavy to type… so you tap on the call button instead.
After exactly three rings, he picks up; in place of his normally spunky voice was a low, raspy one.
“Hey. You good? What’s with the random call?” Damn, his voice was unintentionally sultry as hell. Would it be weird if you started screen recording? He wouldn't know, right?
Ahem. Anyway.
"Oh, I'm fine, a little hungry though. I just didn't wanna type. Um, nice voice by the way." You hear a chuckle through the screen.
"So, you hungry? I mean, I could like, get you a snack or whatever."
"It is literally 3 in the morning right now." Though you expressed disapproval at what he said, your facial muscles tugged into a smile.
"Whatchu want?"
One link to a McDonalds meal later, you're patiently waiting in a now dimly lit room, phone in hand and still in bed. You decide to watch a show while waiting.
You're midway through your show, engrossed in a particular fight scene when you hear your window open with a click. Your fight or flight senses kick in, and you jump out of your bed and grab your phone and lamp (it's the nearest weapon, so...).
You watch as a dark figure comes out of the window in fear, you are ready to swing your lamp and dial your nearest police station when the figure raises both their hands in the air, to signify peace...?
The person pulls up their mask to show their face, one that you'd instantly recognize anywhere.
"Miles!"
You drop everything and sprint to his arms— literally nothing, not even a meteor, could stop you at that moment from wrapping yourself around his lean figure. Miles places his hands on your back, and the two of you relish in each other's presence.
You wish the two of you could stay like that forever, but the enticing smell of a chicken burger and drink eventually draw your attention towards it and you pull away from him.
"Can we talk about how the hell you got to my window with me living in the 21st floor? I seriously thought that the moment you clicked open the window was going to be my last for a few seconds."
Miles smiles and slightly bites his lips, and God forbid the kinds of things you would do for this man.
"Maybe over a chicken burger?"
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a/n: to be completely honest i cringed so hard typing this fanfic but i just need to finish it so i hope none of you umm.. feel what im feeling rn at my own writing...
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starstruckmoony · 10 months
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pairing - sirius black x fem!reader
summary - you and sirius start dating after accidentally running into each other at a concert but confirm nothing (till now), just to watch everyone lose their shit online.
trope/tags - band/celeb!au, instagram/social media!au, modern!au, fluff, terrible humour
word count - 1k
warnings - language
part 1 / part 2 / part 3
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jojojoy1 · 1 year
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Instagram 5 - Lando Norris
Lando Norris x singer!reader
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User4 are we getting new music??
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landonorris feeling very relaxed 😎
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User8 is she the woman in the pictures?
User70 Lando's soft launching 🤔
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User1 y/n y/l/n's comment, Lando's reply, both of them soft launching at the same time??? Something's going on
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landonorris ❤️
landonorris love the song bby
itsjojosiwa amazing as always
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landonorris so proud of everything you do and the non stop effort and energy you pour into doing what you love. The song is beautiful, baby, just like you. I fall in love with you more and more each day and I still find it hard to believe I get to call you mine. @Yourusername ❤️
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rathesy · 8 months
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If YOU are Kim Gong-Ja's 'Spirit'/the Sword Emperor! Fem reader
Alt: Kim Gong-Ja is a simp for half of it and I'm simping for the other half; (Earlier chapters btw and unedited)
You drive him crazy in terms of mental, physical and emotional. Mentally because of your loud cocky personality, whining, complaints and remarks, physically because of your 'training' and emotionally because how is it POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO HAVE SUCH A CUTE SMILE WHILE ALL THIS. Even when you put him through really rough training, just seeing you smile proudly at him makes his heart beat rapidly.
When he first met you, as in when he accidentally took you in, he thought you were gonna be an annoying ghost. And you are but you are HIS annoying ghost and you somehow took his heart. God bless him because he's gonna lose it when he realises his feelings.
He wanted to tease you by calling him 'master' until he realises how weird that is and quickly tried to play it off. However, you use this to teased him everything and he gets red every single time.
He's probably gonna get hard on accident. I'm sorry but this is a depressing shut in man and you're telling me that he hasn't had human contact for years? Boom. Especially with you outfit, revealing your jacked arms and a little bit of a chest, he's a man and he's half honest.
Anyways, you have the dynamics of; (Dumbass x Oh fuck I guess they're MY dumbass both ways), (Buff x Lanky), ( *fighting* → *making out* /j) and (Pining x Dumbass at love)
Fun scenario if you both date fr:
"Are you serious?" You raise an eyebrow at the man in front of you. "Yes." Kim Gong-ja says so determined by his desire that he just told you. "Fine whatever, you weirdo," You grab his arms and pull him in a hug. His head on your chest while he simply relaxed as if he's in cloud nine.
"..You still have training."
"10 more minutes."
I'm just thinking of like a scenario where you try to comfort him but also showing your vulnerable side sjwgwjgewj don't mind me
YOU KNOW THE CHAPTER WITH THE DOLLS? After finding out about the backstory and such, you face away for a moment before facing towards him and leaning against him to comfort both him and yourself from what you've seen. Yes, you may be a powerful and cocky person but you're not a monster. Imagine you joining in with playing with the 'children' even if you're a ghost, that'll be so cute.
You cannot tell me that Kim Gong-ja isn't a MALEWIFE that will kill anyone who is a threat to him and his wife(you). He is the malewife husband that works. I wanna see how affectionate he can get with you and soft.
I don't know what my brain is on rn but I hope you like reading this short blog😅
Tell me if they're OCC because I think I forgot some stuff💕
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Being MSBY's Manager:
Manager with a Crush on Adriah Tomas
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Adriah Tomas featuring MSBY x GN! Reader (reader is late 20s/early 30s)
Warnings: swearing
A/N: This is an request from @wisdomsunshine!
"What do you like about timeskip?" ITS TIMESKIP!
I mean LOOK AT THESE GUYS!! I CANT IMAGINE A MORE BEAUTIFUL THING 😭
Honestly have I told you all how much I love writing timeskip?
Because I do 🥰
But this isn't about me!
This is about you 😍
Our freaking precious MSBY manager!
Now, you've been manager for a while at this point
Like you were around before Bokuto, Sakusa, Atsumu and Hinata joined
The MSBY senior members thank God everyday for that 😐
Literally imagine if you would have just then thrusted in as manager right as the super volleyball idiots were joining 😬
Anyways, you were kind of like an older sibling to the younger guys
Being in your later 20s gave you alot of life experience that our sweet bbys didn't have
I mean they are literal children YN so please guide them 🤚🏻
For the older players, you were more a friend and someone they respected highly
Everyone adored you and you adored them
BUT 👀 there was a certain someone you who adored a bit more than the rest 🙃
That's right, our residen SIX FOOT SEVEN INCH TITAN MAN
Adriah Tomas 🥰🥰
Have I told you he's 6'7" yet? Because he's 6'7" inches YN...
NE WAYS you had such a crush on that man
Honestly can relate
Seriously what a cutie pie 🥺 with his dark hair and uneven bangs 😫
Please he's also literally the sweetest! He gives those funny, yet incredibly supportive teammate vibes
Plus he's literally always the first to volunteer to help and I stand by that
"Good morning YN! Do you need help?"
"Hey YN let me get that for you!"
"Here YN I opened this jar for you!"
Literally a pro at reaching high shelves ok 🤚🏻
Inunaki teases him about how he is such a simp for you YN
You both blush because AHHH YOU'RE JUST SO CUTE I CAN BAREKY STAND IT 😫
Adriah is a great help with the children younger guys and great at deflecting emo modes
Imagine this 🙌🏻
Bokuto has had the roughest day, missing all the shots
Hesnliterally planked in the middle of the floor
You are standing on the sidelines like 👉🏻🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
"YN HANDLE THIS!"- Meian tells
You 👉🏻😐 🙄
Please Meian totally throws you under the bus at every chance YN
"Bokuto come on dude, everyone has bad days!"- You say
Bokuto rn 👇🏻
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"YN can you move him we need to practice"- Atsumu
You 👉🏻 😐 WHY IS THIS ALL ON ME?!?!
So you try to logistically figure out how to move 6'3" 190 pound Bokuto off the court
You try pushing, that doesn't work
So you grab his arm and try to pull
Hmm still not working 🤨
Never-fear Yn, our precious giant Adriah is here to help!
"Hey YN, need some help?"
"Yeah I think if we roll him off the courtthay might be our best option"- you 🤔
Leave this to Adriah YN 🤚🏻
This man will literally HEAVE Bokuto over his shoulder andbhaul his ass off the court
You 👉🏻😐😳😲🥵
The team 👉🏻🙄
Bokuto 👉🏻 just flopped over Adriah's shoulder like a child having a tantrum
God we stan this man so hard 😭
So what's the problem you ask?
Why don't you just tell Adriah you like him?
Well you see, while you are 98% sure he likes you
There's a 2% chance he doesn't 🥺
And we CLING to that 2% chance YN
Like what if you confess and he's just like "ummm sorry YN, I don't like you"
Heartbroken 💔 for life, you'll never recover!
Literally Inunaki is so annoyed that you two keep doing this dance around each other
Inunaki is a Libero and he's our team bestie 💅🏼
WE STAN LIBEROS IN THIS HOUSE!
Anyways, Inunaki just so happens to know you like Adriah
And he also just HAPPENS 👀 to know that Adriah likes you
"How does he know that Tiffany?" Well I'm glad you asked
Literally this is how he finds out
He walks into the locker room and says "I think I'm going to ask YN on a date"
Adriah WHIPS his head in Inunaki's direction, standing to his full SIX FOOT SEVEN INCH height and walks over to Inunaki
Inunaki 👉🏻something wrong Adriah 🙃
Adriah 👉🏻😑
"Dont worry big guy, I was just making sure I wasn't wrong before I told you YN likes you"- Inunaki 🕺
Adriah goes through a whole slew of emotions
Because wait... YOU LIKE HIM??
He probably full on panics for a few minutes
Mans maybe confident on the court but he is not confident when it comes to dating
"Stop panicking dude, just ask YN out!"- Meian
"Ok ask YN out... wait how do I ask YN out?"- Adriah
Meian, Barnes and Inunaki 👉🏻 😐🤦🤦‍♂️🤦
"YN really likes <favorite flower> and <favorite food>"- Sakusa
"Ohh YN also really likes <favorite hobby>"- Hinata
"And a <favorite animal> stuffie!"- Atsumu
Adriah, Meian, Barnes and Inunaki rn 👉🏻👁👄👁
"What? We hang out with YN a lot!"- Sakusa
"Yeah, they have to watch us after practice remember?"- Hinata
Please Adriah is running to his phone to take notes
Mans is going to plan a super romantic date for you both
He plans to ask you out go dinner on Saturday night after the teamss practice on Friday
Good thing there won't be a major life event that occurs on Friday 😃
Nope just a friendly rivelry match between MSBY and their besties, the Schweiden Adlers 🙃
What fun 🥰
Love that for them honestly
Anyways, the Adlers, well they don't have a manager 😔
It's really unfortunate
Oh well, too bad I guess you'll just have to fill that void YN!
Honestly the Adler's love you YN and who can blame them!
Our freaking perfect angel 😇
In fact, the Adlers love you SO much that they occupy the majority of your time
And MSBY oof- they do not like that
Mainly a certain man in particular 😏
Because you see, the Adlers has their own SIX FOOT SEVEN INCH giant by the name of Tatsuto Sokolov
Seriously YN 🙄 if you don't I will-
You must attract the Titans YN because Tatsuto has been ON you since the Adlera arrived
"Hey YN, it's good to see you again"- Tatsuto
"Hey Tatsuto! I'm so glad you guys could make it"- you 🥰
Adriah rn 👉🏻 >:(
"Hey YN do you think you could help me wrap my fingers?"- Tatsuto
"Oh sure!"- You
"You really gonna let Sokolov take YN from You?"- Inunaki, our resident drama starter
"Dont be silly Inunaki, Sokolov is miles ahead of Adriah, I mean look at him!"- Atsumu adds, stirring the pot
Adriah looks over to see Sokolov caressing your cheek 😱
Oh HELL no
Our mans Adriah is not gonna take that, so he giant stomps over to you and Tatusto
"Hey Adriah- what the heck?!?!"- You say as Adriah pulls you behind him
"Hey Adriah, what's up?"- Sokolov 😏
"YN is mine! Back off!"- Adriah 😠
You 👉🏻🤨 I am???
"YN I like you and I want to take you out on a date! I was going to ask you tonight after practice but I just couldn't stand it any longer. So what do you say?"- Adriah
You 👉🏻😐😳🥺 you-you like me??
"I've liked you for a while YN but I didn't know how to tell you-"
"I like you too Adriah!"- You
Give the man a hug right NOW YN 😤
while you two are hugging, Sokolov walks over to Inunaki who slips him a $20
Meian 👉🏻😐🤨 wtf...
"What? I just took out a little insurance to make sure he actually asked YN out!"- Inunaki
"You're just as bad as Atsumu"- Sakusa
Atsumus 👉🏻😱 offended
You and Adriah 🫂 🤗 🥰
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maarriiii · 1 year
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Simp (Part 7) | Wilbur Soot
A/N: Honestly thought i was gonna put this series on hold because i just haven’t been writing lately and when i do, i just get stuck. Anyways, enjoy this 1.9k part that’s only 99 words away from 2k even though this series is going like this 📉 (my bad this is not actually 1.9k it’s 1.8k)
Summary: You and Wilbur are in the talking phase, and you even show up in his chat. 
Pairing(s): Wilbur Soot x gender neutral!reader, Wilbur Soot x actor!reader
Warning(s): Wilbur swearing, but isn’t he always
italics: texts/stream
blue italics: basically just you, on text or stream
my masterlist :))
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When Wilbur glanced at the clock in his office, his eyes widened and cursed himself for getting carried away. Though, how can he not when it's you, talking and joking around with him like the two of you had been long friends. It had been a couple of weeks since you reached out to Wilbur—he remembered slightly panicking over seeing your notification—and ever since the two of you would make time to talk despite the time difference. He can't deny that it was kind of awkward at first with both of you being nervous and all but only a couple of days passed when the conversation finally started to flow smoothly like a river. Just a couple of days ago, he taught you how to use discord.
Today was no different than any other day. The two of you were talking again, the topic resides on his band and the tour that was about to commence, when he realized that he was supposed to stream in about five minutes and he had yet to prepare everything. Since Wilbur finally have some spare time on his plate and all the news outlets that tried to get the scoops from him have back down due to the rumor being replaced and forgotten by some other celebrity gossip, he thought it would be a good time to stream and let his fans know what he had been up to.
i'm really sorry about this y/n
but i have to go
i forgot that i'm supposed to stream tonight
like rn actually
Oh my god
yes of course go
talk to u later?
Yes yes go already
alright byee :))
Bye will have a good stream
Wilbur smiled at your reply, staring at it for a few seconds before finally putting down his phone and turning on his computer.
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You had an idea. Something that you had wanted to do but never really had the opportunity until now. You wanted to watch Wilbur livestream. Sure, you've seen some clips on YouTube before but you felt it wasn't quite the same experience with seeing it live. You wanted to see him in his element. But, if you're being honest you just wanted to see him smile and hear his laugh. You were glad Sam wasn't there because then he would call you a simp and that you're whipped for Wilbur.
With a made up mind, you got up from bed—still clad in pajamas—brushed your teeth and washed your face, took a trip to the kitchen for a quick breakfast and coffee before heading to your office that was filled many memorabilia from film set and a growing amount of awards. You put down the plate and mug on the desk, making sure there was distance between your computer and the hot drink. After a press of a button the screen changed from black to a picture of a beautiful scenery that you took on a vacation in Italy. You opened the browser and typed in the link to his Twitch channel. When you clicked on the stream he was already in the midst of a conversation with his chat.
He was sat in an office chair, something similar to the ones in your childhood home. A green screen displaying a green meadow in the background with a little glimpse of a white wall due to the screen being folded on the top right corner. You watched the chat pouring in, some responding to what he was saying while others asked what did they miss. You tried to read some of them but that prove to be a hard task since it all passed by so quickly, replaced by yet another messages.
For awhile you just watched him, smiling when he did something cute, laughing when he did or said something funny. It felt like you had somebody accompanying you instead of being alone eating toast in your office. It was a very enjoyable experience until your name was mentioned.
"No, chat, I am not dating y/n l/n," Wilbur expressed, after reading his chat.
You slightly cringed at the topic of you being brought up. This always happens whenever you're being associated with someone. All people ever wanted to talk to them about was you. You were aware that most of it wasn't ill–intentioned but you couldn't deny it had ruined a couple of past relationships for you, be it platonically or romantically. You couldn't exactly blame them for it. The constant questions about you instead of themselves or their work grew tiring and unbearable for them. So, naturally, you felt bad about the unknown person bringing you up especially since this was Wilbur's first stream in awhile and you were certain he wanted to talk more about his band.
"Those rumors were made by a bunch of fucking idiots who would trampled over someone else's fucking boundaries to get clicks for their so called news." He voiced out, with an edge to his voice . "Do not believe every rumors or gossip spreading around, chat, unless the person involved confirmed it themselves."
Your intention in watching Wilbur's stream was to merely observed him interacting with his fans. You didn't want to appear and have people make a big scene out of it, especially now that the dating rumor have died down. But, that intention went out the window when he started shit-talking the media and indirectly defended you. Therefore, you decided to typed in something in his chat to express your agreement with him.
couldn't have said it better myself
For awhile, you thought you got away with it. Everyone doesn't seemed to notice your little comment, but of course there were always that one eagle-eyed person who noticed every single possible thing.
okay am i seeing things or did i just see y/n in the chat?
oh my god is y/n here??
HIIIIII Y/N
WILBUR YOUR CRUSH IS HERE
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When someone in his chat mentioned you, Wilbur had to admit he was kinda nervous on how to approach the topic. Of course, he likes you. There's no doubt about it, but he had to thread carefully for your and his sake. He didn't want to add fuel to the fire, even if the fire was shrinking. Although, at the same time, he didn't want to ruin any chances with you—if there was one in the beginning—by sounding too rude or dismissive. So, he tried to sound as neutral as possible and hoped for the best.
"But, since we're on the topic, chat, I wanted to say that y/n actually reached out to me when that dating rumor thing started getting more attention, cause like I've said before, a bunch people wanted to interview me and shit, and they felt bad about the whole thing and apologized for it and stuff." Wilbur revealed, slightly spinning in his chair. "But, they shouldn't have to because obviously it's not their fault and all, but I think it's very kind of them to make that effort.”
Wilbur leaned closer to his monior, trying to read what his chat was talking about. Some of them were gushing over the interaction he told, whilst the rest were getting excited about some thing. The chat was moving fast than per usual and he was beginning to have a hard time reading one.
"Okay, what are you all talking about? Did someone raid me and I didn't notice?"
guys he hasnt notice it yet lmao
wil is about to get caught simping in 4k
WIL YN IS HERE THEYRE HEREE
hiii will sorry for making a scene
thought i'd check your stream
Wilbur's eyes widened, his posture straightened as he inched closer to the monitor again to make sure that the name he saw in his chat was actually you—as if that would help since all the messages were flying fast.
"Wait, y/n, when did you make a Twitch account?!"
like just few minutes ago
still trying to figure it out really
am i doing it right?
"Yes, you're doing it right." WIlbur laughed. "I can't believe you're here."
oh my god theyre interacting!!!
someone clip it fast!!
were they here the whole time and was just lurking lol
"Wait, have you been here the whole time, y/n?" Wilbur asked too, slightly curious and nervous.
no i think you've been streaming for awhile when i joined
hey y/n do you know that wilbur is single
y/n he talks about you all the time
you're his celebrity crush he said so himself
"Woah, woah, what the fuck is this? Ganging up on Wilbur day? Fuck you, chat."
we're doing you a favor here wil
not the chat acting as a wingman lmao
"I don't need—" Wilbur groaned, covering his slowly blushing face with his hands. "y/n, please, do not listen to them."
i don't know wil
i'm kinda interested in what they have to say
pls theyre going along with it
"God, don't encourage them—stop spamming L's in the chat!"
This wasn't how Wilbur pictured it. This wasn't how he thought you would know about his attraction towards you, being ratted out by thousands of his fans, live, nonetheless. He imagined he would do it after the two of you had been talking for awhile. He imagined he'd be a lot more brave and forward—but not in the way that would make you uncomfortable. And then when you both finally meet in real life, whether it be at one of his shows or wherever, he would ask you out to dinner or perhaps a stroll, whatever activities that you enjoyed he would absolutely do it. But, of course, it didn't turn out that way.
"God, I'm so close to ending this stream right now."
he looks so done with us
pls don't i just got in
okay i think wil's had enough chat
"Yes, yes, listen to them, chat. I've had enough."
as much as i like to stay here longer and watch you guys unfortunately i have to go
noooo y/n don't goo
When he realized that you had to leave, Wilbur's expression changed from the feigned annoyance from the constant teasing of his chat to a dejected look, his shoulders slumped. Even though, he was bullied most of the time you were there, he would withstand it a lot longer if that means you could stay a bit longer.
"Oh, you have to leave?"
yeah, work stuff and all
"Oh, alright then. Chat, say goodbye to y/n."
WIlbur watched his chat spammed goodbyes, with most of them wanting you to return again.
byeee chat it's been great talking to you all
byee will hope you have a good stream
"Bye, y/n." He waved to the camera.
Once he was sure you left, Wilbur started staring at his camera. It was a look that was purposefully made to be uncomfortable and his chat was already expressing said feeling. Slowly, he inched closer to his mic to the point where he was awfully close to it and both his lips and nose was touching it. All the chat could hear was the sound of his heavy breathing until finally his loud and distorted voice broke the uncomfortable silence.
"CHAT, YOU PRICKS! HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THAT TO ME?!"
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becca-e-barnes · 2 years
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hi becca! i had an idea pop into my head recently and i literally can’t stop thinking about it. are you familiar with the concept of “free use?” like one partner in a relationship is available to be used in some way whenever the other person wants? because i feel like steve (or possibly even andy) would looooove the idea of being able to use his girlfriend whenever he wanted and i literally can’t stop thinking about that huge man just pulling me on his lap and having his way with me 🥺🥵
Eughhhhh I love the whole concept of free use 😵‍💫 I do love the thought of it going both ways though and being able to use Steve/ Andy back? Both of them would be so into it but I'm gonna go for Steve rn bc I'm simping
Because I love the thought of Steve coming home after a hard day to find you reading on the couch. You look so fucking peaceful, curled up in a blanket and while he doesn't want to disturb you, he's been so damn hard the whole way home just thinking of what he'd do to you.
You look up at him and smile when he closes the door behind him, asking him how his day was and moving to close your book before he stops you. "No baby, keep reading. Don't let me distract you, just keep going." He mutters, scooping you up and pulling you into his lap, taking your little flimsy shorts off and then his own trousers and underwear.
Two thick fingers tease your body and this was so unexpected, you aren't anywhere near ready to take him. His lips are on your neck, breathing heavily, the weeping head of his dick pressed between your ass and his body. His fingers circle your clit and he notices your sharp little inhale, your breath hitching in your throat and your eyes closing as your arousal begins to build.
"Keep reading. Don't you dare stop." He grunts, noticing how your hand holding the book has gone slightly limp.
After he has you worked up enough, he slips inside you, grinding your hips back and forth as his whole body shudders with pleasure. You're so full, maybe not just as ready to take him as you would've liked so it's a tight fit. "S-Stevie, that's so good." You whine, your head falling back onto his shoulder.
"God, you don't listen to a word I tell you. Read out loud to me. I told you not to stop." He's got a sharper edge to his voice now, determined not to disturb you as he takes what he so badly needs.
With a deep breath to steady yourself, your fingers clutching the yellowing pages, you do your best to ignore the gentle rocking and the overwhelming pleasure that comes with it. "I am glad i-it cannot happen twice, the fever of first love." Your voice isn't as confident as you would like it to be, given how the tip of your boyfriend's dick is nudging so beautifully against that sweet spot inside you.
He's finally happy, grunting in your ear and speeding up, using your body the way he dreamed of all day. "F-for it is a fever, and a burden, too, whatever the p-poets may say." Your voice is breaking a little but Steve still seems content.
"They are n-not brave, the days when we are twenty-one. They are full of little c-cowardices, little f-fears without foun... Foundation, and one is s-so easily bruised... O-oh, so swiftly wounded, one falls to the first b-barbed word." You're gasping the end of the sentence, barely managing to tremble your way through a few lines.
"Fuck, that's it... Feel so fuckin' good. You take it so well. Just letting me use you." He's moaning against your skin, barely able to grind your body fast enough, encouraging you to keep going.
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love-strawberry · 2 years
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you and midnight walks
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summary : in which they're so in love that it makes everyone jealous.
pairing : ben barnes x reader
warnings : language
author's note : had so much fun writing this!! hope you all like it <33
tagged : @mrsben-barnes @ellora-brekker @slut4benbarnes
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y/n_ when you're giving him the silent treatment but then HE starts to give YOU the silent treatment<<<
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daniellegalligan_ smh ben
username i love them so much your honour
benbarnes i'm sorry, please let me in now
-> y/n_ no
-> benbarnes i made you coffee
-> y/n_ opening the door as we speak
username their relationship>>>
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jessie_mei_li forget him, let's date, i'll give you all the attention you want bb
-> y/n_ benbarnes bye, i love you jessie
username 🦋🦋🦋
freddycarter1 did you let him in? he's been texting me constantly
-> y/n_ yeah i did, it's so hard to stay mad at him
jacktwolfe you guys>>>
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benbarnes wife appreciation post cause she deserves it. thank you so much for making everyday feel like a dream, i love you <3
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username them them them them them them them them them them
username they invented being in love
kittheyounger stop making all of us feel single, it's not pleasant
username when will it be my turn?!
amitasuman_ the happiest, the most beautiful and loving person i know 🦋🌙
username me on my knees for y/n y/l/n and y/n y/l/n only
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username ben 🤝 everyone : simping for y/n
username he loves her so much i can't-
lewistanofficial 🤍🤍🤍
username me @ god for not giving a soulmate : 🖕🏼
jessie_mei_li 💟💟
y/n_ ahhhhhsjhdjsks i love you so much, thank you for being in my life and making it infinite times better
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username wow, i feel so single rn
username hahaha i hate this hahaha
daniellegalligan_ my loves 💕
freddycarter1 where are you both? your bf is needed on set
-> y/n_ we're getting ice cream, we'll be there
-> freddycarter1 niceee get me cookies and cream. and mint choco chip for jack
-> y/n_ ofc
username fuck romeo and juliet, i want what these bitches have
tchalamet y'all make me sick with love
lbardugo babies 🦋🦋
username no one simps for ben more than y/n and no one simps for y/n more than ben
username their love for eachother is all i want in life
benbarnes these talks about random things with you are my favourite :)
-> y/n_ sameee i love them so much, it's so interesting to hear you talk about memes and how important they are to society
username i wanna hear ben talk about memes
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username Y/N SUPREMACY>>>
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daniellegalligan_ my wife's birthday :)
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punk-in-docs · 1 year
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Hiii🤗 I'm very sorry to bother you, but I just wanted to show you this little thing I made about the super freak series.
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I know it's nothing special and it's probably very banal too, but this fic has been a lot in my mind lately and wanted to create something. This fic means a lot to me and wanted to thank you for writing it❤️. You are an amazing writer.
@tvserie-s-world NEVER APOLOGISE FOR BOTHERING ME. EVER. TOP TEN FAV PEOPLE CAUSE HES HER FAV METAL HEAD!!! MINT CHOC CHIP ICE CREAM. L I P B I T E- !!!!! I AM A SIMP RN!!! YOURE AN OG my pal. I see you.
I like being bothered it gives me a crumb of feeling important, otherwise it’s all just a very boring bill paying work slogging day for me.
This is way too cute my guy. ITS THEMMMM. It’s Eddie and Pencils x50000. It’s so them. I can feel it. Oh my god. Yes! Adore it. Send me more send me everything. Interact all the time if you want too. I love it. So hard.
I’m gonna cry this is too cute. I don’t deserve this fluffy loveliness oh my gawd. I adore the heck outta you babe. Just a million thank yous for listening to me blab on my tiny corner of this batshit app we call home.
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specialgrades · 8 months
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Bro I'm out here simping so hard for Naoya I am in the TRENCHES its actually embarrassing how much i like him oh ny god i,,,,, i ,,,, ijus,,,, i just need him to slap me around a lil n be real mean to me i,,,, i just need it so bad,,,, bro got a deathgrip on my coochie rn im SO serious
SDJFHDSFSDF mf grabbin' you by the cooter LMAO. i totally relate to the "in the trenches simping for this character" cause man, sometimes i personally have horrid taste
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serve-cunt · 2 months
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HIIII ZOE ITS MY IRRITATING ASS AGAIN (this is my main blog, I have tennis and f1 sideblogs but don't know how to make the ask come from there, I haven't been on tumblr in FOREVER..)
anyway my little curious gremlin ass has YET MORE QUESTIONS
ALSO I COMPLETELY FORGOT CHALLENGERS WAS COMING OUT, IM SO DAMN EXCITED FOR THAT FUCK YEAH, we LOVE zendaya she's gonna serve (pls laugh) cunt
okay so i think picking out my favourite players will be easier if I relate them back to f1 drivers, makes em seem more familiar, so if I do like a checklist of sorts of driver types, can you match them up to players you think fit the vibe?????
e.g. is there a former champion (lewis/fernando coded) who's looking for a comeback? is there a young talent who's had bad luck but is on the rise (lando) is there a calm, level headed one that everyone thinks will go far (oscar) is there a charming elegant one that social media is obsessed with (charles my babygirl). im assuming djokovic is the max verstappen adjacent, fairly young dude who's smoking everyone, yeah?
just like ugh I LOVE f1 so dearly and i think sporting parallels will help SO much
question: is it a big money sport like f1? Obviously anyone can pick up a racket and hit a ball, but is it very expensive and exclusive to make it into the big leagues? you mentioned smth in the fic about oscar adding up the whole cost of going pro, would that be a huge problem for poorer families?
are there any player pairings with vaguely homosexual vibes? again with the damn f1 parallels but adjacent to max/charles, carlos/lando, even lewis/nico if I dare mention brocedes, because I just absolutely live for speculation of silly little goofy athletes' relationships with each other
here's where I get REAL shallow but fuckin sue me, WHICH ARE THE PRETTY ONES I CAN SIMP OVER. i am bi so that doubles the market, but basically which are the ones that i can watch edits of and get all giggly and blush over, in your opinion and in the general tennis community's opinion.
whats andy murray's deal? Is he retired? Is he like the sebastian vettel of tennis?
how dramatic is it compared to f1? we all know that f1 is gossip girl on wheels... is tennis gossip girl running around a court or is it less drama-fueled?
not a question but I'm so excited to see which f1 drivers turn up to Wimbledon this year like, CROSSOVER EPISODE YEAAAA
is djokovic the max-esque guy where it's like "okay I don't mind you, you're cool, but god DAMNIT, stop being so good, let my other favourite little meow meows have a CHANCE for once"
how worldwide is it? are players mostly European/Aussie like f1 or is it more widespread?
is the meme game good? i LIVE for online hilarity in sports, are there any iconic tennis moments/memes a la "it's near a fish" "smoooth operator" "bwoah" etc etc whatever
really gotta stop talking about f1 in terms of tennis but it's the only other sport I'm really into IM SORRY FORGIVE ME
which are the "sad wet cat" (dearly beloved) players? you mentioned one guy but there's gotta be more than one right??? I always get attached to athletes with those vibes
IM SO SORRY ABOUT THE CONSTANT QUESTIONING BUT YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I TRUST TO GIVE ME CORRECT INFO RN BECAUSE YOU REALLY SEEM LIKE YOU KNOW YOUR SHIT
finally a HUGE FUCKING THANK YOU???? For putting up with my idiot ass mostly, and your fic is singlehandedly making me wander into the tennis world despite knowing literally nothing and you're helping my understanding SO much, youre about to drag me down this sport's rabbit hole just by existing. tennisblr seems like such a fun adorable place im SO excited to start watching stuff, you're a legend and ilysm <3333
you are literally NEvEr irritating you are the best thing to happen to my inbox every time, sorry i was so slow on this one!! I had a very hard time relating f1 drivers to tennis players lmaoooo so in the end i just skipped that part!! I'm so sorry!!! it's just so hard because the narrative of f1 drivers is so specific and intrinsically tied to TEAM and to their teammates, and to the tragedy of a good car and/or the wonder of a great car ... the betrayal of contract negotiation & silly season etc.... tennis just doesn't really have that!! all the narratives are more player v. self and player v. world, instead of driver v. driver and driver v. fate. if that makes sense??
so yeah. sorry 😭😭 it's also possible that I just don't have enough imagination and somebody can jump in to help with that .... anyway, moving right along to
"is tennis a big money sport"
GOD yes. tennis is soooooo expensive, it takes approx 1 billion dollars to pay for lessons, court time, coaching, travel, accommodation, gear, etc etc. :// You get paid if you win. let me say that again: you get paid if you WIN. there aren't salaries! early in your career, you are HEMORRHAGING money, esp if you have a coach. the travel is fricken expensive all by itself!! and if you're paying a coach as well you're either in debt or you're playing with house money if you catch my drift. (tennis players often come from wealth, much like f1 drivers — they can also be sponsored, sometimes by their country, but usually only if & while they're successful!!)
if you do well, you start to win, maybe you make money, more likely you're breaking even for a while (or even still losing). if you do REALLY well, then you're looking at more prize money and maybe sponsors, so then you can start making some real money out of this. but yeah it's CRAaaaaaazy how much money tennis players pay to play tennis lol!! it is 10000% a problem for getting underprivileged kids into tennis, there's a reason tennis is so white!
"are there any player pairings w vaguely homosexual vibes"
LOLLLL look i never turn down a chance to push the sincaraz agenda but also, carlos alcaraz does that for me!!!!
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they're so cute damn
also getting into sinner/berrettini …
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but honestly, besides that?? f1 is way better for pairings because we watch them interact with each other off track WAYY more. you barely see tennis players interact with each other! i have been emailing the respective tennis associations about this (jk but I should). MORE GOOFY VIDEOS WITH PLAYERS DOING STUPID GAMES (with each other, crucially)
"which are the hot ones"
ooohh this is suuuper subjective but i am soOOOoo into coco gauff, she's gorg, also iga sviatek in red, also daria kasatkina, also maria sakkari really does it for me, also katie boulter is so cute.
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hot damn
on the atp side oBVI jannik, carlitos is so cute but he looks so young i feel like he's less hot and more adorable, caspar ruud looks like ryan gosling as you have pointed out, ben shelton is gorgeous (and cocky in a way that unfortunately does compel me, oops), arthur fils!! beautiful. tennis players are all hot, in my mind??? they're so …. well rounded …. 😏😏😏
"which are the "sad wet cat" players"
andrey rublev my beloved sad cat
muchova (not really a sad wet cat but tragically always broken in some way)
daniil medvedev but if the cat was cunty
"whats andy murray's deal?"
oh my GOD murray!! my love my husband my father my holy ghost!! a tragedy a triumph …. a player in the era of the Big Three (Djokovic, Federer, Nadal) and therefore destined to be remembered as "oh, and andy murray" … or "one of the big four" (the big four is not a thing unless you're talking about andy murray lmao) ... a great player, one of the greatest, a slugger, a workhorse, had one of the cleanest backhands of all time, and the classiest guy in tennis … see: andy murray shutting down sexist reporters on multiple occasions ....
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He's not retired !! he's still going, here he is recently losing:
He's actually (possibly) playing at this upcoming Challenger Tour event! as are a number of interesting players. the reason that this is interesting is that Challenger level tournaments are a level below the ATP Tour, so you don't often have this many recognizable (to me, anyway) names playing at this level!
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[side note: the movie Challengers — the name is a play on the Challengers tour. they're playing a Challengers match in the movie, but also "challenging" each other for zendaya … you get it]
Anyway this tournament should be interesting … andy murray is getting older but he's not ready to quit!! he's gone on the record saying there are things he's still trying to accomplish before he retires, and he's playing well in practices it's just not translating to matches yet. he's also said if his body tells him to retire he will, but uhh. he's got a literal metal hip so clearly he's not QUITE ready to listen to his body.....
"is he the seb of tennis" HMMMM this is an interesting question, I wouldn't really class him this way — seb is like a silly little sexy fruity goblin (if I'm reading his vibe correctly — I'm late to f1) and andy is a stoic public school kid with a goofy streak … if that makes sense …
"how dramatic is tennis compared to f1?"
ALSO INTERESTING I think that's sort of relative to how much you care about individual players, I think game-play is pretty dramatic at times but nobody's ever in danger of bursting into flame??? so in that sense not as dramatic as vroom vroom sport lmaoo but there is a bit of temper tantrum throwing, and then important wins (see: Alcaraz Wimbledon 2023) are SO dramatic in the best way…
gossip-wise I don't think it's as dramatic as f1!! there's deffo tennis gossip but I think, again, because there aren't teams, the drama is less wrapped up in "betrayal" narratives yknow??? like ferrari ditching sainz for lewis was dramatic in so many different ways, not LEAST because of the betrayal of carlos. I feel like tennis is less set up for that, bc it's every player for themselves
"is djokovic the max-esque guy where it's like "okay I don't mind you, you're cool, but god DAMNIT, stop being so good, let my other favourite little meow meows have a CHANCE for once"
YES EXACTLY i cut in your whole q because that's exactly right!! so so so apt imo .. howEVERRR it was less correct when federer and nadal were still around and at their best, because those three really did make up the Big Three, capital B capital T, and they had such a good dynamic going between the trio — it was less one-note when djokovic had a constant fight on his hands... now djokovic is older and slowing down so we're getting into a sunset period, which is interesting because he's still doing GREATTT (and I wish he would stop, give my meow meows a chance etc) but everyone sees the light at the end of the tunnel re: a djokovic retirement. whereas I think people are looking at the max ascendancy and saying "GULP" bc we all want our favorite boys to win at least one WDC (cough lando cough cough osc)
"how worldwide is it?"
fairrrrly? but yes europeans heavvvvily represented, americans as well to some extent, asia and australia to some extent — not so stark as f1, but def same bougie euro vibes lmao
"is the meme game good?"
again fairrrrrly but def not to the same extent!! less of a "here are the memes everyone knows" and more in the spirit of, like, if you're following a few players & the major tournaments, tennis tumblr/twitter is fun to be on … trying to think of a "classic" tennis meme and I can't which isn't a good sign lmaooo .. jannik puking in a bin and then going on the biggest win streak of his career is a pretty good meme in my mind though ...
CROSSOVER EP YAAHHHHHHHH I CANNOT WAIT WE BETTER GET SO MANY GOOD WIMBLEDON PHOTOS AJHFDLAKSJFHDKLASJFH
sorry again to be so slow !! this was fun to go through as soon as I stopped tearing my hair out trying to make player: driver comparisons but again, maybe I'm just not creative enough ..
xx ily :))))))
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sunlightandsuffering · 10 months
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A while ago you said you had a fwb somewhat angsty au in mind. Can you please share us a little bit about it? I'm so curious
oh my god lol, I have been talking about my friends with benefits AU since the dawn of time tbh 😂 I started it SOOO long ago, i'm sure i've posted it before but Ill post the snippet again for u lol. But basically I wanted childhood friends to lovers friends with benefits where Mikasa is a super rich girl, and Eren is her bestie, been together forever, off and on a lot bc Mikasa's family doesn't really approve. She goes to balls and big galas a lot and they want her to marry someone of similar status and altho Eren is a great guy, he's probably in trades or something, or just in school rn, not a lawyer or a doctor, or some super rich billionaire they have in mind. So they have like the same recurring fight and it's painful as fuck but this time Eren is kind of the simp can u believe??? LOL! And he's basically been chasing her forever! and he's not so sure he can handle the heartbreak anymore 🥲 i'm laughing tho bc i just reread all of it, and wow I made it so much more painful than i thought lol!
They’re laying together watching some romantic comedy that Mikasa chose, and she’s draped across him like his own personal blanket, wearing little to nothing as usual. His hands clamped around the curve of her waist, stroking up her sides, teasing her lightly.  He knows how to work her up and when the movie changes to a love scene, he observes the first signs of her wanting him. She starts to squirm on top of him and buries her head further into his shoulder ignoring the movie entirely as the actors on screen start to go at it and Mikasa takes the opportunity to begin grinding on him.  If they were wearing less clothes he could slip inside easily right now, and it would be bliss.  Mikasa says exactly what he’s thinking, “Take your pants off?” 
Neither waste much time and his sweats are pulled down just enough to release his throbbing cock and Mikasa slips her panties to the side before positioning her pussy over his dick and they both let out sighs of pleasure as he slides in.  “Fuck.” 
They don’t move much, content just to be connected and Mikasa lets out a soft little moan, “God it’s been a while.” “Who’s fault is that? I told you that fuckwad wasn’t worth your time.”
There’s an edge to his voice as he speaks and he hates it, but it’s hard to control when he considers her getting with someone else.  She moans a little as she slowly begins to rock herself on him, “I just- I thought I’d give it a try—fuck.” She murmurs to herself as she rocks back farther and he bottoms out, his tip kissing her cervix and she bites the muscle of his shoulder, her eyes closing at the pleasure. 
His own hands move to the plush cheeks of her ass to knead and spread them more as he helps her fuck herself on his dick. 
“And what’s the verdict Miki?”  “I’m not gonna try again, I’ve got you.”
A stab of pain cuts through the pleasure at her words, straight to his heart like pins and needles. His next question is cutting, savage, “Did you fuck him?” “Yeah, ate me out too, couldn’t make me come.” 
This ignites the burning fire of jealousy and rage, and he doubles his efforts. “You’re not gonna do it again right? This is my pussy.” He slams into her roughly and she chokes on her next sentence.  “Yeah, -ngh—Fuck Eren.” He grins as he begins to guide her movements more harshly and thrusts himself up inside her as far as he can from his position. 
He tries not to think about how many times they’ve made this exact promise, and just how many times they’ve broken it.  But fuck she feels good, her walls clenching around him every time he tries to pull out, tight and refusing to allow him to leave. 
Sure, they fuck around with other people occasionally when they’re both pissed off like last week but for better or for worse, he’s the one she always comes back to, and it pleases him in a twisted way. 
He’s the only one. 
Except when he’s not.
Except when she’s out at a gala or a charity benefit with her family getting fucked in the bathroom by some douche canoe with more money than he knows what to do with. It doesn’t matter that he’s the one with her right now, carving out his place inside her, a hole no one else can fill, he’s reminded brutally that he has no permanent claim to her. They’re not dating, not married, engaged, nothing, they’re strictly friends with benefits. 
It’s been years since they’ve started this arrangement and its never changed, no matter how much he wants it to or how many times she stabs the knife into his heart.   
His pretty girl tucks a lock of hair behind her ear as she sits up, removing herself from his chest and holding herself over him instead, onyx eyes staring down his face before she goes in for a searing kiss as she spears herself on him again. God had he missed this when they were fighting.  His tongue slides past her lips to tangle with hers before he takes her full bottom lip between his teeth, biting gently. 
His thrusting slows a bit and Mikasa lets out a whine into his mouth, but he wants to enjoy this, it’s been too long, and he wants to drag it out for as long as possible. 
“Eren!” She whines impatiently, pulling away from his lips and he grins up at her, hands still holding her waist and gently rocking her back and forth.  “Let me enjoy this baby it’s been weeks.” “Fine but only if you tie me to the headboard after.” “You got it Miki.” 
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callofdooty · 1 year
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5-4-3-2-1 Tag Game!!
Tagged by @alidravana ! Thank you so much for the tag! :D
top 5 works i’m proudest of (not in any particular order):
Since I only have two actual works, I'll just put them both LOL:
Just Us - Keegan and Merrick havea moment after the events of the game
My Bed Is A Pool And The Walls Are On Fire - Keegan being delirious for 1000 Words
top 4 current wips i’m excited about:
Mostly all Whumpuary works since they've got my full attention rn LOL
Woken Up Like An Animal - Fill for the prompt Nightmares. Logan makes friends with Mouse after he accidentally kicks her across a room. Title is a line from Human by Daughter (aka one of the best Logan songs to exist LOL)
Keegan's Hypothermia fic - Prompt fill for Hypothermia and "Stay With Me" - Trying to play into the found family as much as I can because I am a SUCKER for it) Pending title ^^
My Heroes Are Dead (They Died In My Head) - Prompt fill for Betrayal. Bitter stream of consciousness, takes place after Struck Down, from Keegan's perspective (but Ajax's fate will be left ambiguous so he might be dead, might be canon divergence that lets him live) Title is a line from Diluted by Slipknot
I Won't Give Up On You (So Don't Give Up On Me) - Prompt fill for "Don't Do This" and Blurry Vision. Not entirely sure what this will entail but it will probably center around Hesh and Logan :) I love :) Angst :) I'm just hella into the title and the prompts as a combination. Title is a line from The Sadness Will Never End by Bring Me The Horizon
top 3 improvements in my writing:
Actually rewriting drafts. A lot of the time, I don't typically rewrite drafts, but for some of the Ghosts ficxs, I've actually got multiple different versions of fics LOL
Uhh I'd say I've definitely developed a stylised way of writing? Which, is actually pretty much just the way I write normally AHA - a lot pauses in strange places, and of course the angsty internal monologuing. I also like messing with structure when I can (Unfortunate House of Leaves simp over here)
Catching when my tenses slip. I don't know why, it might be due to roleplaying, but I find that I often flip between past and present tense in the middle of writing (where it wouldn't make sense to) But I've been able to catch it, lately. Makes editing fics a bitch LOL
top 2 writing resolutions:
Just posting more honestly. Last fandom I wrote fics for got a grand total of three fics because I didn't get to finish the others LOL, and then I kind of drifted off to other things (it's still some of my best angst work, so hopefully I can bring that energy to the Ghosts. The character I fixated on actually might have some similarities to Logan ssooo 👁 👁)
Maybe trying to branch out more? My two modes of writing are Hurt/No Comfort (hilarious, because I hate reading Hurt/No Comfort) and Whump so maybe I can try smth else? Maybe romance? Definitely not something I'm familiar with writing, but it feels like something I could try. (The real issue is finding ships I wanna write about /hj)
number 1 favourite line:
Hmm, this is hard, so I'm going to make up for all the other ones I can't fill by giving a few LOL
From Just Us, I'm quite fond of this line:
Shame stirs in his stomach, making him nauseous before working its way up, gripping his heart and then balling up to cause a lump in his throat that he tries his best to swallow around. "I miss him." The shame ignites like a gasoline trail, flaring quickly into anger (whether it's at himself or Rorke... it's hard to tell with all the smoke) that only makes him feel more sick. "God damn it, I miss that piece of shit."
From the Nightmares fic I'm working on (almost done with it!):
Her eyes did more than enough talking on that front, strangely expressive for how closed off she otherwise seemed. They told a thousand stories; all indecipherable, written in a language that no one could speak of, but could understand all the same. The mind's exact tales of suffering were locked away, hidden, but their effect still seemed to shine from the soul's very own fractured looking glass. A hint of resignation acted as dust upon the reflection's surface; a house haunted by time more than any other phantom.
and then this giant excerpt from a WIP abt Hesh :)
Occasionally, a glimpse will come to Hesh’s mind. Sometimes it’s intrusive, lightning flashing against a canopy of dark clouds, shaking the foundations of his mind with a deafening roar. Sudden, brief and violent in nature. Other times it’s… slow. Easy and gentle, like ocean waves crawling their way up the beach; soft, hushed. Almost comforting, if not for the deep grief that the tide often brought with it, the wind brushing by carrying the faint echoes of laughter and excited voices.
On days like this, the wind only seems to carry his own distant screams. The tide now feels lonelier than it ever did. That one set of footprints trailing in the sand was just that; a single set. The second set of imprints settled in his own stride now gone. 
Instead, the ghost of his shadow is embedded yards away, a trench dug out by desperately grasping hands, reaching for anything. Reaching for him.  
It’s still the gentle ease of a memory washing over him, sea foam gathering, swaying and receding slowly, but that’s perhaps what makes it worse. The slowness. The time he has to sit there and dismantle himself from the inside out, while his own head taunts him with things he no longer has, can no longer reach out for. Even the ebb and flow of water can wear down cliffs with enough time, steady and persistent in its movements. 
Imagery galore! LOL
tagging... @bubble-dream-inc , @goorehound and @neon-amnesia (If y'all want to, don't feel pressured to! ^^)
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top 5 works i’m proudest of (not in any particular order):
top 4 current wips i’m excited about:
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sinnohqueen · 5 months
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ok so I'm not toooooo far into FF16, im level 13 and am about to head to Caer Norvent, but holy shit I dont think I have ever simped for a male character as hard as I am for Cid rn. oh my god. his voice. his mannerisms, they way they animated him????? i mean dont get me wrong, the game is badass otherwise, BUT CID???? OH MAN
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the-milk-anon · 1 year
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Hey! You probably saw me do this with Val! I just wanted to ask some questions to get to know my moots better :)) (if you don't want to answer the questions that's fine too, don't feel pressured!)❤️ Happy new year! 🎊
What's your favorite food?
Favorite place you have visited?
Do you have a favorite artist or a band?
Favorite type of fan fiction?
Your favorite time of the year?
Favorite aot characters?
klara :D hii 💕
omg i feel so honored you consider me a moot of yours 🥺
yes i saw the ask you sent val and it's such a cute idea :3
also happy new year to you too sweetie 🥂🎊
i love talking about food lol - i'm a vegetarian but i went to cooking school so i have decent knowledge about food in general i'd say my fav food ever tho is french fries 😂 they're simple but never fail to make grin from ear to ear when i get to eat some
ok so i've been to a few places in europe but my fav so far is either innsbruck or prague - both of those cities have beautiful architecture and i loved learning about their history as well :D
oh god you're rly gonna make me choose? 😅 hmm the most art i consume in general is music and there's very few genres i don't like so it's rly hard to give a short answer lol the first artist that comes to mind rn is kordhell (spotify link) there's not a single song they made that i dislike i get that this style can be repetitive for some but i really enjoy listening to it a lot^^
fan fiction huh? 😏 as much as i love fluff i'm a sucker for hurt/comfort and angst with a (at least somewhat) happy ending i enjoy all kinds of fics as long as there're none of my triggers involved ofc (sadly i still find some bc not everyone tags the things that trigger me since they're quite "normal" so i get a not so welcome surprise every now and then lol) some of my fav things to read are royal!au, soulmate!au, arranged marriage and slow burns 🥰
my favorite time of the year would be anything other than summer 😂 i rly don't handle heat well and sunlight gives me a headache all year round and in summer there's just so much more of it lmao (i'm a complete night owl btw)
jfalksfjklasf aot yes - ok a bit of context i started watching aot but quit after the first season bc i didn't rly find it all that interesting 😅 i predicted most plot twists or had a vague idea of what was gonna happen but i rly liked sasha and armin (i was aware that levi has a huge fanbase and i rly didn't understand why lol) then a few months later i thought i'd give it another try and holy did the levi fan train hit me hard - idk how i was able to ignore this precious bean the first time around i also grew to love hange a lot and i'm gay as hell for pieck but at the end of the day levi is my favorite - he's nr 1 on my simp list and he always will be ❤️
ok this was very long 😅 i usually don't talk much irl but when i feel comfortable it takes a lot to shut me up esp when i'm invested in the topic
tysm for this 🥺 seeing you in my inbox made me rly rly happy 💕
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