#i'm sorry for Legosi's face markings

[borealwolf]

in honor of pride month, and me being very homosexual, here are my Top 10 Men

1. Christian Slater

i dont think i have to explain anything here but i would like to apologize to anyone whose been acquainted with me in the past 3 years. my slater thirst is never-ending and all-conquering. and to be clear this includes middle aged slater too😋

2. Mads Mikkelsen

theres something about men from small and obscure european countries. and yes i'm calling denmark irrelevant. anyway i want him to kiss me while we are both covered in blood from a primal hunt of human flesh

3. Markiplier

something about a man who is not only hot but also hilarious. im not one to thirst over youtubers but markiplier is different. theres just something about him. probably his tits. sorry mark if youre reading this for some ungodly reason. i objectify all men its not just you <3

4. Keanu Reeves

not only is he hot, but i also feel like hes genuinely a good person. god please dont make me regret saying that keanu. but either way, hot as fuck

5. Gerard Way

i cant tell if i want his gender or if im attracted to him. probably both. they just make me feel so lgbt. also im 90% sure they identify as a guy (or he's never said he doesnt) so the he/they makes the cut

6. River Phoenix

clearly i have a type. moving on

7. Robert Pattinson

pains me to have a british "person" in here /lh /j , but the batman really awoke something in me. im like exclusively attracted to him in that movie, otherwise his face makes me angry and i dont know why

8. Xiao

beyond xiao being made for the gays and the theys, he is just soo... theres something about him ok. maybe its the tattoos or the hair or the deep angsty emo boy voice. i want him to call me useless

9. Freddy Carter

ive always been attracted to kaz brekker anyway, as much as you can be attracted to books on a page, so this is just a given .. also prefer him in shadow and bone over anything else

10. Legosi

sorry for the normies but i had to put one furry on this list and here he is. the man, the legend, in all of his awkward and nervous glory. i want to be him but i also Want Him

in conclusion, i have a very predictable type and im proud of it ok. happy pride month

#obligatory disclaimer this isnt an endorcement of any of these celebrities #i dont keep up with drama i just like to objectify men #wylan rambles #pride month #gay