Having a straight cis man call me daddy is the most powerful I’ve ever been
OH NO I’M SORRY I MISUNDERSTOOD TYSM YOU LOVELY HUMAN BEING
finally figured out how to format posts on my laptop and it only took me like 3 months
I just realized I have tumblr open on my phone and computer at the same time glraenglaengoaejlgnan
Commenting on a fic you like is literally the nicest thing you can do for an author. At least it is like that for me. It’s nice to be appreciated, sure, but what’s more important is that you know that somebody out there had maybe a good 5 minutes reading. Someone maybe had just a tad of a better day. And that’s what really counts in this stupid world. Yeah, I can write for myself or my characters, to fill a need, a hole, to pass the time. But it’s infinitely more fun if just one person out there enjoys it just the tiniest little bit with you.
me, who just smoked a big ass bowl: GEORGIA WAKE UP I’M LOCKED OUTSIDE OPEN THE SCREEN DOOR
my beautiful wake, peacefully enjoying a xanax induced slumber a few feet away: Zznznnzzzz
not a single soul:
me: my flaws give me CHARACTER so my series arc will be STRONGER
If someone would ever trick me that they are someone close to me but they actually are my enemy, I wouldn’t be scared of the fact that they got someone I love or the fact that they got me. No my anxious ass would be scared that I said something relatively embarrassing if you’re someone else and that the person would make fun of me, or that they would make fun of me cause I fell for their trick. Sad life guys, sad life.￼
So uh ya boi does art and.. this is Salem!
They’re nonbinary and i love them! One of my favorite OCs so far. Do ya’ll want more art?
My dumbass forgot to add a signature but thats ok lol.
I will never forget this one time when me and my girlfriend were in her bedroom , she’s litterally only wearing these tiny ass shorts and she’s undoing my belt and for some unknown reason I just randomly blurt out “isn’t it weird that monarch butterflies are actually moths”. I have no clue why she stayed with me for almost another 7 months
I am an asshole, but I am ALSO a dumbass bilingual gen Z teen, so what I am trying to say is that I already drove my sister insane in quarantine…
I spent the whole afternoon making something for my best friends’ birthday because they’re stuck in quarantine but now I’m mildly concerned I’m high on sharpie fumes
I don’t really keep track of my period, but I know it’s coming when my hips start to hurt. lo and behold, my period starts about three days after. I guess you could say… my hips don’t lie
If you haven’t ever eaten a leaf I recommend you do, it’s quite the experience.
i’m gonna build a time machine to raw 2003 Patrick’s ass 😗✌️
Me: I CANNOT let my crush find out I like her!
Also Me: *ranting about my crush on wattpad, knowing full well that she follows me and will probably see it*
hello you beautiful human yourself!! :) i am very sorry for the pain I caused this past chapter… hopefully the one I just posted will help some!! (Cas goes through some major character developments. a very important thing)
thank you for leaving a lovely message in my inbox every week, even though i am a Very Rude writer and left that cliffhanger at the end of that last chapter. you’re the best for sticking it through!!
Almost accidentally posted a post from my drafts that contains a huge spoiler for The Knights of the Alder. Oh God