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Oliver 0-7 10th Place
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Jim Ross: Omg before we even kick off the first match we are getting news in the back of a brawl. Oliver is getting his ass stone cold stomped. STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD (excitingly)
Co announcer: Uh...wrong promotion Jim (whispers)
Jim: I could care less.
Jermaine 2-5 9th Place
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Jim Ross: Jermaine is getting a old school whooping at 2-5.
Co announcer: He sure is Jim. Seems "strapped" to the low end of the standings huh (laughs) strapped hahaha get it?
Jim: I'm not a super religious man but hot damn kill me now.
Laura 2-5 8th Place
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Jim Ross: OH God not the crowbar! This is just plain wrong. Talking about getting someone while they're down. Especially at 2-5.
Co announcer: How so Jim? She's a woman. She has no balls?
*Jim looks in disbelief*
Jim: Its still a damn crowbar you idiot!
Ricky 3-4 7th Place
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Jim Ross: Rick is a bloody mess. He's up against immeasurable odds.
Co announcer: Wellnhe is holding his own Jim. A recent win has him that much closer to .500 and he's just outside looking in-
Jim Ross: Does every recap have to say that for 7th place? I mean really?
Co announcer: Yes Jim...yes EVERY single one
*Both slowly look at the camera sarcastically*
Juan 3-4 6th Place
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Jim Ross: Dean Malenko with a run in!
Co announcer: Yes Jim. He is running in before the door closes in on the wildcard standings. He is under .500 yet still in contention.
Jim Ross: Hopefully he can lock in his spot with his patented 4 leaf clover โ˜˜ leg lock and have luck remain on his side.
Co announcer: Agreed Jim. He normally doesn't even wiff the top standings in past years
Taurean 5-2 5th Place
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Jim Ross: Mysterio with a reverse rope DDT! His athletic repertoire is outmatched.
Co announcer: Yes Jim. He has had to make some incredible moves being short handed (Naval Duty) to make strategic moves in order to overcome and place where he has.
Jim Ross: You right. An exceptional talent.
Co announcer: Love the Barney colors-
*Jim slaps co announcer*
Jim: Dont disrespect the attire. You know nothing of lucha. Its Halloween yknow. You idiot.
Johnny 5-2 4th Place
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Co announcer: This guy is so cheesy.
Jim Ross: May be so, but he is dancing in elation that he didn't fall as far as he did. We have 5 teams at 5-2 all vying for the top spot.
*Co announcer starts disco ๐Ÿ•บ dancing*
Jim Ross: If you sit down immediately, I'll stone cold stun you myself. STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD
Co announcer: Dammit Jim!
Carla 5-2 3rd Place
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Wooooooooo 3rd Place Wooooooooooo
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(Deep breathe) Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*passes out due to running out of breathe*
Matt 5-2 2nd Place
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Jim Ross : Matt is really gaining a hold on this league. He jumps up rank and is now 2nd place.
Co announcer: Look he's having a drink. Did Virgil bring enough beer for us?
Jim Ross: That better be STONE COLDs IPA beer.
Co announcer: Drinking on the job (shakes head)
Jim Ross: Virgil....a waste of talent.
Co announcer: I saw him at a local wrestling con , no body went to his table.
Jim Ross: Why?
Co announcer: He set his own unauthorized table in the parking lot.
Jim Ross: OH how he has fallen. He is just a lackey now.
Co announcer: What are we talking about?
Jim Ross: Lets segue out of this segment...
*Jim looks intense into camera as it zooms in*
Jim Ross:............stone cold
*Co announcer throws his hands up*
Delmar 5-2 1st Place
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Jim Ross: Here he comes the current champ.
Co announcer: Must "sting" knowing all top 5 players have the same record but he is on top with PF.
Jim Ross: I have no clue what that meant.
*Jim takes off head set and walks away*
Co announcer: Jim where you going?
Jim Ross: Going to WWF to have a beer with-
Co announcer: Let me guess stone cold.
Jim Ross: Thats my line!
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taee ยท 3 years
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what a fine gentleman
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