#i'm wheezing help me

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 84

Amity Park absolutely adores her little ghostling, her little Gatekeeper who was of her own ectoplasm, reborn from her own blood in the center of her new heart. She absolutely adores her baby, practically a newborn, being only a year dead! 

So of course she had to gush and boast about her little phantom to the other city spirits! They all got together to gossip sometimes after all. And both Smallville and Fawcett started to gush about their own little ones back! 

Gosh they should set up a playdate at some point, her little phantom could use some friends in the mortal realm. Well some more friends, three is obviously not enough. Oh, Gotham and Bludhaven have come over as well! It’s a playdate then! 

Now if only each of their world’s timelines were synced up, but at least everyone is around the same age! 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #City Children Au #Prompts #Each city is from a different timeline lol #Bruce is an angy 16 year old vigilante and was Not prepared to be the oldest #Dick hasn't told them his birthday #and isn't revealing he's older than this Bruce by a few months #Clark is just happy to make friends and he brought pie! his ma and him made it! #Dick is wheezing at these itty bitty versions of Bruce and Clark- this is great and hilarious and oh god he has to protect them #Billy is chanting to do it whenever someone has a Bad Idea- He's just become the Champion of Magic & the gods encourage it #Danny is delighted to have more friends and he's not the oldest Or the youngest so yay! #they're having fun #lots of fun in all their timelines and in the realms too #if they get in trouble they call their city-parents #“Alfred says I'm a polite young man. He also says that if someone tries to grab me to use my teeth” #“Sounds about right” “Mood” “Biting is always good” “But what about diseases??” #“Hey Danny you like alien stuff right- do you think you can help me and the others translate this it came from the ship i was on” #“Omg Billy you should teach us mortal magic and we can teach you are stuff” #Dick: I don't wanna be the responsible one so I'm going to encourage them all to be Worse :) #At some point the squad is going to end up in some other timeline and confuse the fuck out of the JL lol #dick grayson #danny fenton #billy batson #clark kent #bruce wayne

[cellgatinbo]

cellbit: what the fuck- who brought foolish here???

quackity: THERE'S THE DOOR.

foolish/slime: that's- THAT IS A WINDOW.

quackity: EXACTLY.

#qsmp #quackity #cellbit #slimecicle #help there are way too many people to tag. i'm simply not doing that #but shoutout to pac- '👍 i'm down. i'd use it every day' #dunno if someone clipped this already but it made me wheeze laughing #foolish

[insertsomthinawesome]

"Hm? Sounds like Trouble." Love Kafka. Love that I wonder at her motivations and what made her who she is. Love her strange dualities and the way she comes off to fellow cast members who don't know her.

#Honkai Star Rail #kafka #Kafka honkai star rail #Kafka HSR #Insertsomthinawesome #isa's fanart #December2023 #help my brain is in whumptober tagging mode #looking at the end of the december tag like 'is that it????' #alsdkfjSLKDJGDSD #this one is intentionally messy lads #OH I SHOULD TAG #Spider #tw spider #arachnophobia #i'm super proud of the background in this one heheheh #i feel like it turned out super nice without me having to spend hours pulling my hair out WHEEZE

[ladybugkisses]

this is a little late but, Happy New Year!! ! ✨💖✨ thank you to everyone that has supported me and my art, whether you're old or new around here, it means a lot!

i hope to bring lots more Lackacontent in 2024, i have so many ideas i wanna share 👀

#i can't believe it's a new year already and i still haven't finished all the Q&As i had planned tho i'm for real embarrassed #woe is my need to turn everything into a comic #but i'll get to them or so help me god #wheezes

[bookishnewt]

I leave to let my dogs out and come back to Ren and Martyn doing demon voices.

Joel: Are speaking into a cup, Ren?

Ren: I might be.

Every time it's always these two that has me dying.

#*wheezing noises* #help me i'm dying #my cheeks hurt #hermitcraft #rendog #renthedog #inthelittlewood #martyn inthelittlewood #decked out 2

[protective-mama-bear]

You can be my mommy, if you know what i mean 😏

"...For some reason, i'm concern about this ask–"

[Well, that was unexpected... i'm not sure if i should laugh or be concern–]

#bobby bearhug #roleplay blog #smiling psychopaths #smiling critters #this is not the kind of ask that i'm expecting– #that goddamn emoji is making me wheeze– #someone send help– mod latte is dying–

[tiredassmage]

Yeah, but at least he was hot????? I’m sorry, Zenith, but also I... will absolutely do it again. >.>

#i know i know this isn't news i've played agent too much and i played consular before i even looked at agent but akfdnalsdfnldsaf #i'm. a little sorry zenith. just a little though #tyr's my baby boy though kalfdsnlsf wheeze #god. would satia add tyr to her pokeman collection i wonder. #context: satia collects men and padawans like pokeman tbh #her collection is already maltaf tharan tai cordan and zenith like #if she can flex she WILL #anyway. just. sipping loudly to myself again #ch: tyr #ch: satia #anyway satia's taste in men is either (a) slightly troubled and/or (b) someone she can easily fluster slightly by flirting #tyr IS part of category a but he's incredibly good under pressure so like. he might be safe from going in her pokedex #she likes her men a little bit stupid and tyr's usually competent cool collected which sure he's also incredibly capable of being #a stubborn insolent jackass to sith #ANYWAY WILDLY OFF TOPIC #long story short this was funny and now i'm trying to figure out if satia would crack him like an EGG i guess #i'm leaning towards no. like yea tyr would be hard to get but. that's not her game #anyway send me help

[kotaloy-doodles]

The Gaia Grocery list:

Aloy Vera, Eggrend, Betanana, Potallo, Varlnilla, Zocchini and (my favourite) Alvacado

( @dynaught mentioned how the clothing markings on Betanana are like tire tracks, as if she got ran over by a toy car and I can’t unsee it now lmao)

#kotaloy doodles #I'm wheezing #I couldn't stop laughing #help me #aloy #aloy vera #erend #eggrend #beta #betanana #kotallo #potallo #varl #varlnilla #zo #zocchini #alva #alvacado #hfw #gaia gang #gaia grocery list #horizon forbidden west #meme #ok i'm done now #buh bye #enjoy

[wander-over-the-words]

Once again experiencing the fun if slightly frustrating adventure when playing RPGs to find your character's Actual Outfit

#wandering over the words #August plays games #catch me literally making my V drive to every clothing store in the game to find Clothes #so quick might I add that my game struggled to load several times nrngrngn #just fucking launching myself at the counter wheezing like ''DO YOU HAVE COOL CLOTHES'' #sorry Takemura!! can't help you rn buddy!! I'm having a ~FASHION MONTAGE~ #my boy's been running after you lot all this time!! he's having some ME TIME!!! #(I already found his chosen weapon and vehicle now I need his clothes nrngn #I'm closer to finding The One. he now actually has the vibe I want him to have but they're not The Actual Clothes yet. #I allowed myself to look up the clothes in the game so I know. some examples of what I want.)

[whileyoureinschoolidothisallday]

I'm literally trying to have a mental breakdown over my dog you can't make me laugh over the live action mha cast announcement

#mha #dabi #touya todoroki #I'm literally in tears for an entirely different reason now #ikyfl #there's not a SINGLE drop of color in that lineup #WHAT DO YOU MEAN LMFAO #hori I'm so sorry #I'm so sorry these ugly ass bitches would do this to you #WHERE is my crispy asian baby daddy cause I know you don't expect me to believe that frat boy lookin ass is him #DABI???????? MORE LIKE WABI #PLEASE #NETFLIX EXPLAIN WHY HIS NAME IS DABI IF HE'S WHITE???????? #SPEAK INTO THE MIC #not even mixed asian just straight up an entire cast of white people #astounding #I'm literally wheezing and sobbing in my room cause I keep thinking of roasts HELP #I feel like I'm watching ember island #if shouto's scar is on the wrong side my soul will LEAVE MY BODY

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 108

So this time it wasn’t Danny’s fault, or even Boxy’s fault! And it wasn’t like Pandora’s box was open for more than a split second! But uh, still. This could be a bit of a problem, what with how it’s affected um, well, everyone. Living and ghosts. 

At least it’s not dangerous! Really, how bad can people getting animal aspects be? Well, besides the embarrassment. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Over in Gotham Catwoman is squealing with elation at her new cat ears and tail #Superman is bemused at being part dog now- his tail won’t stop wagging help #Jason is thinking this is some sort of sick joke when he scarlet robin wings #the claws are kind of cool though he’ll admit #Pet adoption centers get a lot of visitors thanks to people no longer being allergic to animals they previously were #Several people want to go back to sleep #other people want to know wtf is going on #danny definitely didn't do an oopsie #Tucker looking at himself: If I am a sphinx now I will be blaming you if Riddler or catwoman kidnaps me dude #Sam: At least aricaris can survive on my diet so I'm good #Danny & Tucker: How did you figure out the species so quickly???? #WHEEZE- box ghost is part box turtle now

[sixft0ver]

I like writing smut cause it makes me laugh whenever I try to experiment on using the word 'cock'

#and the word 'daddy' just makes me wheeze so fucking hard 😭 #I'm writting it rn and SIUHDSNIUSJSI I CAN'T HELP BUT CRINGEEEEE

[royal-wren]

Who should I thank when the clouds fill the sky?

Who should I praise when the rain falls from above?

Should it be loud-thundering Zeus as king of the heavens, as the lightning fills the sky with flashing, dancing lights?

Should it be Hera whose hand is above while she stirs clouds and their proceeding showers to benefit us all?

Should my regards be to the Pleiades and Hyades, Goddesses of storms and rain, telling and bringing about the change, rightfully called stormy as they both dissolve and delight in the rain, famously weeping what falls to the earth with great pain?

Should there ever be a focus on only one when all can be rightfully honored equally?

Instead, I will give them all the time in my mind for a split share where none is left out, all know their right, their honored regard to what was always theirs.

#my writing #it's sloppy but I'm in a mood #and I feel like this is mainly a mini commentary about polytheists weird need to have only one deity represent one thing and they be the #only one to do so which honestly -- is so fucking silly it has me wheezing because why restrict and box in the divine when that's just so #ough #stop it #remember in a place where multiple gods exist multiple can represent the same concept without stepping on the other's toes or it somehow #being wrong or a falsehood #also #<------ this guy just wants the rain so bad gimme those november showers as I look up at the sky and ask for all 15 to help me #because I genuinely need it to survive

[yeonban]

🖤 whoever you are feeling!

Send 🖤 and my character will answer about yours.

Nikolai & Chuuya

attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re funny / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

current impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re funny / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

Ango & Chuuya

attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

current impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

#muse: nikolai gogol. #muse: sakaguchi ango. #autymns #These 2's takes are so different I'm wheezing #Nikolai glancing at Chuuya like yeah he dissed Fyodor in front of me after he died but he's good looking and has funny reactions! Smash! #meanwhile Ango glances at Chuuya like Help Me God lest he turns me into swish cheese #I think Ango and Chuuya could have a very interesting dynamic ngl... since Ango used to be in the PM for 3 years #and I'm SURE that if Dazai talked to /Mori/ about his friendship w Ango & Oda then he Had to have told Chuuya about it too #so while Ango disliked him at first they Could've hung out over drinks once or twice and gotten on better terms... #until Ango betrayed the PM & things soured up again. (looks at their dead apple interactions) #Nikolai on the other hand doesn't care about Chuuya either which way; he finds him fun to be around bc of his expressiveness and reactions #but whether Chuuya's around or not doesn't really matter to him #QUEUE.

[anarkhebringer]

Astarion's gonna fucking be the end of me when he goes out of his way to be alluring fucking kill me get ready for a category 7 autism event in the tags

#bg3 posting #I dunno what the fuck it is about him but when he and Arkhe have any semblance of intimate exchanges #I have to take a minute to wheeze and process it once it's over #what the fuck he's literally getting exactly what he wants #I'm genuinely fucking invested in him and Arkhe as a ship now after the exchange I just watched they'll be the end of me #gruff and practical dude focused on brutal honesty meets deceptive man built on petty vanity #they bicker and come together over and over again #they bond over their general disregard and love of violence but bicker over Arkhe helping innocents without a second thought #I can't take this dude I'm so fucking invested

[picnokinesis]

In extremely exciting campervan au related news (and I apologise in advance because I won't be able to stop shutting up about this probably) but I am now three steps closer to campervan 13's leather jacket actually existing and I am UNSPEAKABLY hype

#taka speaks #campervan au #SKSKKSKSK I HAVE THE LEATHER JACKET #thanks to the very nice man at the market sksk #AND i have one of the patches!! #AND I've found someone who will be able to sew the patches onto the leather for me!!! #thanks to the very nice man at the cobblers SKSKSKSKSKS #SO YEAH!!!! #i was very very cool talking to all these people #and Not saying it was for a fanfic WHEEZE #bless everyone has been so helpful SUPPORT SMALL AND LOCAL BUSINESSES LADS! #and I'm HOPING I'll have it all sorted in time for GALLY ONE WHICH IS ALSO INSANELY EXCITING #fingers crossed i don't wanna jinx it #plus my thirteen coat might be made by then TOO!!!! #it's all happening lads #taka rambles in the tags #i cannot contain all of this RIP IM LIKE AAAAAAA~