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#iM FuCKING WHEEZING THIS IS THE BEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN
newyearknwwme · 1 year
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two words. khun waree
(edit: i seem to start a majority of my rants with acharn waree &lt;3) @airenyah bestie. youre in for a wild ride <3333
heyhye whats this dika chadok angle
lol THUA'S FACEEEEEE
THUA HOLY FCUK. HOLY SHIT WTFF OMGGGGG HE KNOWSSSSSSSSSS HE KNOWSSSSSSS??????/ IM LOSING ITTTTT
there is SO MUCH HAPPENING ANF ITS ONLY PART TWO. ITS BEEN *CHECKW NOTES* FIVE MINUTES. AND THERES SO MUCH HAPPENING MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING
ShoRtFiLM??????????????? khun waree is losing it hsdglsjdg . love how khun sani is like... hmmm alright, later. weve got bigger things to deal with. i am wheezing my stomach hurts. this is incredulous i love it. hOW DID WAT CONVINCE PEOPLE. WHY ISNT THUA COMPLAINING THAT THIS IS BULLSHIT.
'no one would ever kill someone he loves' khun SANI DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING WE DONT.
she DID??????????????????????????????????????????????? I AM. DISBELIEF. I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF DISBELIF. THEY GOT MARRIED?????? WE ACTUALLY GOT CHADOK X DIKA??????? I WAS GOING THROUGH MY OLD POSTS AND FOUND THIS GEM. IN THE FIRST EVER EP. (paraphrasing) "I HOPE THEY DONT TRY TO SPIN A STORY wheRE WE FEEL SYMPATHETIC TOWARDS CHADOK/ HOPE THEY DONT GIVE A SAD BACKSTORY TO CHADOK." THIS SI EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TLAKING ABOUT I AM Living for this. this si the first time ive seen chadok smile and its a polaroid with his dead fiancee. unbelievable. chadok is but a pawn under the principal then. this... systemic problem............................... this is the most fun ive had.
hey look third emotion on chadok's face. devastation. damn, dika and chadok were literally akk and ayan HUH. L I T E R A L L Y. SECRET DATING AND ALL.
wht the fuck theyre cute. p'golf..................... p'prapt............holy shit, omg
yall.... the gays in media will never lock their doors huh. omg so the principal is blackmailing chadok. oh no. yknow. yKNOW. i was going to just go ahead and stare at spoilers today. but im so glad i decided to watch it first. bc goooooodness me. o.O AND we still have a whole 1/4 part of the episode left...... i....... i cannot take it anymore how much MORE plot can they stuuf into a quarter???? im scared to find out. im reccing eclipse to people just bc of parts 2&3 of ep 11. rest of it amazing too but just these two parts...... amazing.
i didnt know this show could surprise me further.......THUA WAS BEHIND IT ALL?? NOT NAMO???????
i love namo. namo and thua. best bois
ill be telling the world that im..... A BL ACTOR. THAILAND'S SOFT POWER. HOLY SHIT.
DONT these kids have classes to attend??????? also now im 100%certain this is where waterboyy the series was filmed
theyre filming... eclipse the series...within eclipse the series....
people in love fuckign.. THEYRE SOO OBNOXIOUS
so many beach episodes. this probably surpasses itsay, a show set by the beach, with theh number of beach episodes
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coldcriminal · 4 years
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   he’s suing for stealing his brand.
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lizzienaut · 4 years
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*breathes in deeply* Harry, Ron, Fred, George, Neville, Hedwig, Hagrid, Sirius, Filch, Cedric, McGonagall, Lupin, Mad Eye, Lily, Trelawney, Oillvander, Cho, and Petunia- *collapses and wheezes* *caramelldansen plays faintly in the background*
wOAH THAS A LOT OMGTHANK YOU FOR THE ASK ITS GONNA BE UNDER THE CUT EE
Harry Potter: Tell us about a scar on your body
okaY so i have a really tiny scar like right beside my left eyei got it in like fourth grade when my class was walking to swim lessonsim a clumsy dumbass so i trIPPED ON THE SIDEWALK AND FELL FACE FIRST INTO ITthe metal part where like,, the arms of my glasses connected to my frame DUG INTO MY TEMPLE AND CUT IT INTO SMITHEREENS i bled all over my teacher and you bet your ass i scream-sobbed 😎
Ron Weasley: Something you’re afraid of?
im afraid that at any moment everyone that im close with is gonna suddenly be like “haha pranked” and tell me theyve always hated me and then leavei haveabandonment issues whoopsiesbut for reaL my deepest fear is that people only like me out of pity and that once they get bored of me they’ll justdump mei dunno a lot of people have left me without an explanation and it just likereally hurts dude sometimes it makes me think there’s something wrong with me
that got really sad
im also really scared of the dark and loud noises!! ajkfsdf
Fred Weasley: Can you do any magic tricks? What is the best one you can do? If you can’t do any, what’s the best one you’ve seen?
MY FAVORITE SHOW WHEN I WAS YOUNGER WAS MAGIC’S BIGGEST SECRETS FINALLY REVEALEDthe masked magician looks DOPE AS HELLaltho the narrator and his obsession with women kindaweirds me out thinking back on it BUTi always liked watching him cut people in halF :O
George Weasley: What is the best prank you’ve ever played on someone?
OH OHwhen i was in fifth grade the charlie charlie challenge was big popular still and my group of friends at the time wanted to do it so i set it up and they asked a question and nothing happenedand so they asked anotherand i really subtly blew on the pencil and it moved and everyone collectively screamed and it was the funniest shit ever i am a prank master(tm) bow before me mortal
Neville Longbottom: Tell us an embarrassing story.
okay so like i gush about my friends a lot rightand i gush about iven a lot right i refuse to tag you because this still really embarrasses me and it happened like forever agoso i would talk about him a lot to my super close irl friend ~*~m~*~and ONE DAYWHILE ALL THREE OF US WERE IN A CALLTHIS FOOL DeCIDES TO SUDDENLY TELL HIM EVERY fUCKING THING IVE EVER SAID ABOUT HIM aND I LITERALLY LIKEMUTED MYSELF AND THREW MY EARBUDS ACROSS THE ROOMoh my GOD you have absolutely no idea how red and frantic i was i was gonna slaughter her AND THEN TODAY ONE OF MY OTHER FRIENDS stARTED TELLING HIM SHIT IVE SAID AND I JUSTPLEASE NOi cant even describe the feeling of pure unadulterated dread that courses through my veins every time someone’s like “oh haha by the way ___ cass said...”I DONT KNOW WHY IT EMBARRASSES ME SO MUCH BUT IT DOES HHH
oh but wait yall are here for tickles arent you so ill throw in a quick mini bonus storyone time during drama my whole class was sitting around each other in a circle and i was sitting beside one of my friends, who i was annoying the shit out of becos im a huge brat, and i dropped something and i bent to pick it up and she suddenly slammed her hand under my arm and started brutally murdering me in front of everyone and didnt stop until i like shrieked out an apology not like shriek but quiet scream beg sdjgskfg
Hedwig: If you went to Hogwarts, what kind of pet would you bring? (ex: cat, owl, rat, frog)
KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KI
Rubeus Hagrid: What is your favorite mystical creature?
mermaiDS!! mermaids are babes!! i wanna be a mermaid!! OR A SELKIE selkies are so pretty maN
Sirius Black: Have you ever been accused of doing something you didn’t do?
yeaH all the TIMEand when nobody believes im innocent its just so upsETTING AH
Argus Filch: What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?
ive actually!! never had a job before oopsBUT UHive been out on the job with my dad before delivering food and god damn people can be such assholes to fast food workers lmao
Cedric Diggory: Have you ever had a near death experience?
YEAH MANY TIMESmy favorite time was almost getting hit by a double decker bus
Minerva McGonagall: What is your favorite spell?
tiggle spell
Remus Lupin: If you transform into any one animal or creature, which one would it be?
K I T T Y
Mad Eye Moody: Who is the bravest person you know?
my mama!! shes gone through so much and shes so strong an i justi love my mommy im sorry 😔
Lily Potter: What color eyes do you have?
blue!! :D
Professor Trelawney: Have you ever dreamt something was going to happen and then it happened?
OOOi had a dream that some guy that i had a crush on in like seventh grade was gonna break up with his girlfriend and it happened a few days later and i was like
😎😎😎
Mr. Ollivander: What would your wand look like?
pretty and pink next question
Cho Chang: If you were on the Quidditch team, what position would you play?
probably chaserim not quick or attentive enough to be a seeker and being a keeper would be p harD BeCOS AGAIN IM NOT FASTmaybe i could disrupt everyone else as a beater butchaser it is :o
Aunt Petunia: What is your favorite flower?
roses!! roses are so pretty i love them so much
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ksjsflower · 5 years
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16th of July - Jungkook X Reader
part 1
genre: humor, college!au, jungkook! fuckboy au, future smut and angst
words:idk dude
It was at times like this that you wondered whether the whole universe that we live in is just a tiny fraction of something way more powerful. Could it be destiny? If there even was such a thing, you were almost certain it had struck you when you had least expected it to. Thursday, 16th of July, 2016. The day you knew you would remember your whole life and all of your next lives.
The 16th of July 2016, Thursday. You were 19, just graduated from highschool, ready to start college. Oh, were you in for a ride. During your high school years, all you ever thought about was how fun college and moving in with your best friend, Nana, would be. Nana was actually more like a sister to you. You guys met way back when you were 5 at a playground. It was at the moment she stepped on your sand castle and started crying and apologizing you knew you two were gonna become friends.
However, moving in - not so fun actually. Both of you had a mess at home, and of course, your mothers were worried sick about you two 'becoming independent and growing up so fast'. The first day you two arrived at your dorm was chaotic. People were running aroung, bumping into each other like there's no tomorrow, everyone was all up in their business. Until.
'Dude, the guy with curly hair and a leather jacket by the lockers has been staring at you for about 2 minutes now.' Nana whispered to you while you were trying to balance your books for the classes you both got today.
'Uh, what? Where and who and why?' you crinkled your nose when a certainly heavy book pressed your pinky. 'I could use some help over here, stop looking around for boys, its the first day for fuck's sake..' you rolled your eyes.
'Alright, FIRST of all, - she was getting ready for another one of her rants - 'it's kinda hard not to notice when there's quiete a few people over here if you didnt already realize that, that his eyes out of all the people he can look at, only look at you. For t w o minutes. Even three now, cause' I just checked and he is still looking, only now he has a smirk on his face probably because your hair is a mess from holding 20 books and I am talking to you about him not so subtly cause now hes looking at me haha-''
You were so confused as to why she was rambling to you while looking behind you as if something was approaching. Nevertheless, you didnt think much of it. You just thought it was another one of Nana's silly actions, until you felt a hand on your shoulder the same moment Nana abruptly shut her mouth.
You slowly started turning around not expecting the smell that came from behind you to be strong cologne. You hated cologne, so it left you wondering for a second why you actually enjoyed inhaling this particular one.
But when you actually did turn around surprising yourself when you didnt drop any of the books you were holding, you were met with a face of a boy. A rather good looking boy. Man, probably the best looking boy you have seen in the last 10 years. When your pair of eyes met his doe like pair, you were left speechless. Thank God you werent the one who was going to start the talking because as soon as you opened your mouth you were cut off by his own voice.
'Are you guys new here? I saw you going around looking all confused and shit so if you need any help, you can ask me, I dont bite,' - he mused in a rather interesting tone,you couldnt decipher if he was being flirty or if his tone was usually sensual like that. - 'Yeah, I'm sure thats why you were looking,' Nana jumped in very awkwardly and as to prove her point, she added an unpleasant laugh at the end of her statement which made you want to face palm yourself right in front of his face.
'Yes, of course. Now why else would I be looking? I am a well mannered man.' He gave a smile so charming you were sure you would have flown to another dimension right then and there if it werent for all the books you were holding.
He must've noticed your lack of response which is why he took half of the books you were holding to himself. 'There you go.. saw you struggling for a little while. Also, I couldnt help but notice your little friend over her talking about me? Or am I possibly wrong?'
You finally spoke up and mentally congratuated yourself for not stuttering. 'Uh, yeaahh.. you're probably seeing things, we were just trying to find the right classes and stuff..'
'Seeing things? Damn, didnt have to word it like that, makes me feel undesirable,' he gave a breathy laugh while faking being hurt by putting his hands on his chest.
'Oh, I am sure that it does' you answered sarcastically. Cmon, this guy looked like sex on a stick. Feeling undesirable? Certainly not his case.
'See, you get me. I was not mistaken when I thought I felt a connection to you the moment I saw you across the hall,' he gave you a cheeky grin which left you rolling your eyes at the back of your head so hard you were sure they were gonna stay there.
'A connection? Please. And here I was thinking that this was a fuckboy free college.' You sighed dramatically which left Nana bringing her fist to her lips to stiffle her laughs.
He did look a bit taken aback by your response, but nevertheless managed to cover it up with a smirk in a span of 0.02 seconds. 'Arent you a fiery one, huh?' He smiled yet again in his seemingly natural flirty self.
'You havent seen anything yet.'
'Oh, so you're implying that we are going to have more talks in the future?' He smiled at you but his eyes were rather daring.
'You wish. Keep dreaming boy. Theres only one first impression and youve ruined it, so we aint talking any time soon.' - Nana once again let out a wheeze, only this time it was loud and you shut your eyes tightly wanting the ground to open and swallow you.
'Its alright, it doesnt have to be anytime soon, I can wait if its you who Im gonna talk to.' His comment left your cheeks tainted a light shade of pink, but you couldnt let your resolve crumble infront of him. Who did he think he was all confident trying to seduce you without even knowing your name?
'Nah, Im good. You didnt really understand what I meant. We aint talking anytime soon is supposed to mean that we are never talking after this again, kapeesh?' you were stating to get tired but you wanted to continue bickering with the unknown boy for some reason.
'Baby, dont underestimate me. Never is a strong word. - plus.. if we aint gonna talk thats okay we dont have to talk, we can always do other things.' he winked at you after throwing the innuendo right at your face. You scrunched your nose at the pet name but chose to ignore it.
'That was extremely pervy of you saying that to someone you have quiete literally just met. - you paused to flick your hair behind your shoulder. 'you should congratuate yourself, ive never started hating someone as soon as I did with you, you are the first one to accomplish that , you should feel proud, man.'
'I can be a lot of firsts to you, you know. I feel honored to be honest.' he announced proudly for some reason.
'Bold of you to assume you would be my first. Dont underestimate me, baby.' you threw back repeating his exact same words.
Nana was getting ready for the good part when suddenly you cut her fun short. 'Nana, lets go.' you grabbed your books from his hands harshly with one hand and pulled your best friend with the other free hand.
As you two were walking away you ignored Nana's whispers of protest when suddenly a voice was heard from behind you two.
'I'm Jungkook, by the way!' he yelled over a few people passing by.
You stayed quiet and opted for giving him the finger while he was still facing your back. Jungkook did not know why that action pulled the biggest toothy smile on his face, but was certainly glad you didnt get to see it.
'Well... at least he was cute?' Nana added while you two already walked away.
'Yeah. Cute.' you answered emphasizing both words as to let her know you thought he was everything except cute.
Well, college was going to be a lot of fun.
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diningpageantry · 5 years
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Scales, Fins, and other Fishy Daydreams
Archive Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18215168/chapters/43151156
Chapter 3/10 of It’s A Handheld Disaster
Word Count: 1553
Chapter Summary: Baz takes Simon's shitpost text a step further, and the outcome ends up spreading a few rumors.
SIMON
bi-sammy: sammy would still fuck huxley if he looked like the fish from shape of water
I grin smugly at my screen, sitting in a dark room with nothing shining but my mobile. The shutters stay shut, and the light from the bottom of the doorway barely filters into the room. It’s just me, this scratchy blanket, and Baz, somewhere else in England on another screen. I absolutely adore that.
gaystrell: why would you say something so controversial yet so brave.jpg
Sometimes, I catch myself smiling. Other times, I elect to ignore how real it feels. It’s weird, given that it feels like I’m just chatting with someone who I see everyday. The casualness of this reminds me of texting Penny in the afternoon on a Thursday.
Except, given the current time, it could be interpreted as more intimate than that of a friend’s text.
8am on a Saturday is usually a time reserved for comfort. For staying warm with someone you care about. Instead, I’m just messaging Baz.
bi-sammy: because im right
bi-sammy: hear me out here ive got a brilliant idea
gaystrell: whoever taught you the definition of a brilliant idea was clearly misleading you
bi-sammy: dont be an arse until youve heard it
bi-sammy: wanker
gaystrell: you’re truly proving your point
bi-sammy: ANYWAY
bi-sammy: shape of water au
bi-sammy: thats all
gaystrell: i’m appalled.
gaystrell: hold on.
I don’t think much of it. Occasionally, he disappears for an hour to two. I don’t bother asking, assuming it’s none of my business, but I do tend to worry a bit. I hope he’s alright.
After clicking off my phone, my head settles against my pillow as my eyes fall shut.
There’s something about this. There’s something about him. It’s a bit hard to pinpoint what it is, but the overwhelming feeling of comfort I have in the notifications I get from him just answering my bullshit is incredibly welcomed. He’s semisweet. I don’t know why I didn’t see it earlier, but he’s a fantastically bitter person.
My head slowly turns over, eyes opening and straining in the darkness.
I hate my empty room.
I hate the absence of comfort--I hate the plainness of these walls.
I want to say I hate my foster dad, but I also feel like I’m not allowed to say that. Not because the system will take me again and throw me back (even though I could have left a year back, if I was still in it). Instead, I feel like I shouldn’t hate him. Theoretically, I should be thankful for what I have. I’m not in a boy’s home, and I haven’t been since I was 11, but the remnants remain. The fights don’t go away, and neither do the weeks of starvation.
Still, I sort of despise living here under Davy.
That’s what he makes me call him. His name. His nickname. Not dad; of course not dad. He’s had me in his care for roughly six years, but he’s still Davy to me.
Shitty fucking Davy, with his strict curfews and practically using me as a housemaid because he’s too cheap to care for himself.
Shitty fucking Davy, not letting me add anything to my room because the day I turn 18, I’m out of here until his next kid (and cheque, apparently) come in. Told me I’d wreck the walls and ruin his furniture if I did put anything on it, too.
So that’s what I’ve got. Blank walls, blank furniture, blank everything. It’s like a jail cell for a bedroom, and everything I’ve got to show for myself is in a backpack and two dresser drawers/
But, at least, I own my mobile.
Every summer job, mixed with odds and ends shit and whatever I can do for my bill. It’s all mine, and Davy can’t fucking touch it.
Maybe that’s why, when I feel it buzz against my chest, it makes me feel more alive. It’s a reminder of all that work just to be able to talk to someone freely.
Arguably, the best feeling in the goddamn world.
I grab it and flip it over. It’s just an email about uni.
Fuck.
I end up scrolling through tumblr for a little while, doing nothing but liking and reblogging a thing here or there. It takes a little while before a little drop down falls from the top of my screen.
gaystrell: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r7Wkwj7MSFk0--DgquHGhYVBbqneEYq0J01t0uMRmxA/edit?usp=sharing
gaystrell: feel the need to apologize before you click the link, but then again, you asked for this hell
When I click on it, it pulls up a doc titled just “crackfic”, and I’m floored with the first sentence alone.
“Fuck my fish ass harder, daddy.”
My hand flies up, covering my mouth as I practically wheeze as quietly as possible. A few paragraphs in and I’m nearly crying into my palm, muffling my laughter as I read through pages upon pages of the most ridiculous fic I’ve ever laid my eyes upon.
I check the word count out of pure curiosity, and it somehow makes me laugh harder.
bi-sammy: holy fucking shit
bi-sammy: i swear to god if you don’t post that i will
gaystrell: already in the process of making the archive post
gaystrell: i seriously believe you underestimate my sincere ability to be the biggest dick on the street
bi-sammy: i dont know whether or not u meant that as ur literal dick or the big dick energy in making that a post but id probably agree with you in both
bi-sammy: tag me in the post pls i want to be the first to reblog it
gaystrell: you’re a ridiculous, sad, little man
gaystrell: of course i’ll tag you
Within minutes, it’s uploaded with the absolute worst slew of Archive tags attached to it, and as soon as he tags me in his post, I tap the notification.
Scales, Fins, and other Fishy Daydreams
Word Count: 3,192
Summary: Fish!Huxley and Sam get it on Shape of Water style
@bi-sammy this is your fault (you're welcome)
I immediately slam like and pull up reblog, rapidly typing out my response before posting.
absolute madman. cant believe youve done this. i trust you with my entire life.
As usual, he's quick to reblog back.
anything for the absolute pain in my life x
Smiling shamelessly, I ride on the moment's high as our conversation stays out in the world. I quite enjoy this version of his softness. The public, taunting replies to mine. In all this time of following him, I can't really recall him ever being this friendly with anyone but me.
Makes me feel special. Maybe too much so.
BAZ
The jarring shock of the seemingly endless notifications rattles me momentarily speechless.
It isn't even 15 minutes after I'd replied to Snow and there's already a few people reblogging it with comments about him and I. A quick “i ship y'all’ to “powermove of the century”. Each make me flush deeper as the replies flood in.
If I were to be practical, I'm aware that I shouldn't be so flustered over the concept of us being a couple. It's most likely my overactive, sad, lonely imagination, but the idea of being loved just makes me blush. Especially since it's someone who doesn't seem to absolutely loathe me.
gaystrell: are you reading these?
bi-sammy: the what?
bi-sammy: i have. nothing to read. i cant read.
gaystrell: use your two remaining brain cells look at the notes for the crackfic
bi-sammy: holy shit
bi-sammy: im cackling
A notification pops up, making me snort this time. I pull up the post and send it off to him without a second thought.
gaystrell: sent a post
gaystrell: “sounds like something huxley would do for sam”
bi-sammy: stop im gonna piss myself shits too fucking funny
I pull it back up, scrolling down to reblog and adding a quick reply that, in all honesty, I should have thought out more. Secretly, part of me is glad that I sent it.
huxley wishes he was this smooth ;)
Within seconds, replies flood in from everywhere. From jokes about Snow and I possibly dating to the concept of Huxley writing (purposefully) shitty homoerotica about himself as a fishman. I quite like the conversation about the latter, while the former makes my chest knot in ways inexplicable.
Going through the notes makes me smile, even if it's mildly embarrassing. The amount of times I've seen the eyes emoji used is definitely excessive, but still somewhat welcomed.
Even my archive has a few comments already, although more based around the fic itself. More ironically, though, is the one person who probably took it seriously and just commented, “Nice fic!” I love the abundance of shameless appreciation for obscure fanfiction in the depths of this community.
Snow's messages roll down my mobile screen as I'm checking the comments, continuously replacing the previous message for the top slot.
bi-sammy: mate
bi-sammy: i love you
bi-sammy: also every time you reblog something of mine i get like 5 followers
bi-sammy: if you mention me i get 10
bi-sammy: youre???????????? a god????????
bi-sammy: can i marry you????????????
I slowly close my laptop, eyes on my phone with an absolutely gleeful grin.
gaystrell: when and where?
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magical-xirl-4 · 5 years
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Gonna leave a “read more” cause I’m sure most of y’all have seen Party Crasher. I didn’t watch it when it came out cause I wanted to see Desperada first. Read this and you might be entertained. 
Yknow what’s cute? Wayhem and Adrien facetiming
Gabriel harvesting the butterflies is definitely, and unexpectedly funny
“Oh come on man, that’s the only thing you do! Work with me here!” Nino to Kim, about Kim not normally going to the pool on that day
“This has got to be the record broken for the most excuses in a single hour.” Alya omg ahaha
Aw, Gorilla collects action figures! Cute
Is shooting a ball in into the b-ball hoop really the only way to get the piano out in Adrien’s room?
KIM WENT SCREW IT, STRIPPED AND STARTED SWIMMING IN ADRIENS BATHROOM
That’s the gayest record I’ve ever seen (it’s totally parodying YMCA)
MARC AND NATHANIEL!!!! MY BABIES IVE MISSED THEM
Gabriel’s butterfly picking was interrupted and- oh fuck. If the power’s down, what’s going to happen to Emilie?
bUT THE FUCKING VIDEO IM WATCHING WITH THE SUBS IS SO FUNNY. As soon as Gabriel pushed his hands against the elevator and shouted “Emilie!” The subs were like: Next time, on Grey’s Anatomy.
AND WHEN OFFICER ROGER CAME IN IT SAID: “Who’s keeping a corpse in the basement?!” (It caught me by surprise and I thought they actually snuffed Gabriel out 😂)
God this is getting more ridiculous the more dudes keep showing up. I LOVE IT
I’m not even joking when I say this, this episode is reminding me of when I used to make my Barbie dolls have crazy ass parties with a shit ton of characters that were all part of the story - main characters, minor ones, even the backdrop characters. One person would always have their shirt off. This episode feels exactly like that and I love it.
JAGGED STONE SHOWING UP IN A HELICOPTER IS THE CHERRY ON TOP
And Major Bourgeois having make up all over his face is also amazing shit post content. Like I said before, this feels exactly like crazy barbie party perfection
Also happy my bby Luka is here <3
Omg can you believe it’s the same firefighter guy from Oni-Chan?
WHY IS THERE A PERSON IN A BANANA COSTUME IM CRYING
BANANA MAN IS FLYING I REPEAT BANANA MAN IS FLYING
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OF COURSE MASTER FU IS THERE AND WE DIDNT SEE HIM COME IN
“We have everyone for StationNation! But.... no el moustachio, the manliest of them all....” (collective sigh)
IM WHEEZING. MASTER FU FELL OFF THE ICE BOX AND THE SUBTITLES SAID *dies*
Subs also said Kim is hot and there’s no lie there
Hawkmoth: I’m not sensing any negative emotions... *cuts to them partying* *cuts back to HM* HM: WHO THE FUCK IS IN MY HOUSE!?!?!$;$:/$@1
NOO, WAYHEM DONT BE SAD! ;-;
Man, Gorilla was just trying to play with his action figures, don’t interrupt him :(
Yo why is Marc on a table 😂 I love this kid
Lukaaaa, I see you behind that car
Lmao we finally got that Ladynoir bridal style carry with LB holding CN
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BOI SQUAD IS BACK BITCHES. Even though we haven’t seen Pegases yet I’m just happy to see Carapace and Viperion
IS KIM REALLY STILL FUCKING SWIMMING?! THIS BOY I SWEAR HE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE WHAT WAS HAPPENING. HES THE BEST
Ah yes the dance scene of the ep. god they’re iconic
All of them beating Party Crasher up with dance music in the bg is so awesome
ALL OF THEM DOING THE POUND IT IS SO CUTE. And they’re all cleaning up after the party, aww!
Aww at least Nino apologised to Marinette, and they laughed it off saying it was for Adrien. They’re so sweet
AHH!! DID YOU SEE MARI AND ADRIEN LAUGHING TOGEHTER? MY BABIES
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THIS IS TERRIBLE QUALITY I KNOW BUT I CBB TO GET IT BETTER
also HOLY SHIT, NO END CARD?
Oh nvm we just got punked
AWESOME EPISODE, IT WAS DUMB FUN
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speakswords · 7 years
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hold my beer
Ok so this is yet another idea that I will NEVER have time to write (for those that follow my Cross the River one shots, I’m still sorry for inflicting the half finished fics on you haha. But I’m not sorry for inflicting this idea on you
Three words:
Drunk. Ladynoir. Wedding. wait is ladynoir even technically a word?
It’s quite a few years into the future and Adrien and Marinette are happily revealed and happily married. Everything’s just friggin peachy
One day there is an akuma, a girl who got dumped by a dickhead bf for another girl and then goes on a rampage to show everyone she is ‘good enough.’ After they defeat her, they try to cheer her up
Chat, being Chat, thinks that being a flirt will help boost her self-esteem, bc, you know, getting flirted at by a superhero is an ego boost no matter how sad you are
Lo and behold, it backfires
The girl (lets call her Ada) gets pissed off that Chat is flirting with her right in front of Lady, because “Aren’t you guys like, together??”
Chat backpedals, Lady facepalms. No it’s still not official or public that they’re together (keep work separate from home, yknow what I’m sayin, and besides, it’s unwise to let Hawky know the full extent of how much they care for each other because they don’t want to be emotionally manipulated in battle)
The girl is like “shit I thought you guys were like.. the perfect relationship. Obviously not. If even you aren’t together, then where’s the hope for me.... sighh....” :’(
Ada is so upset that they decide to let her in on a little secret. That in their civilian lives... they are married
Ada is all,  :’D omg seriously
(^..^) and >(:-:) are like, yeah, but dont tell anyone. It’s a secret. ((SLAPS YOU WITH HEAVY-HANDED FORESHADOWING)) Hey I know what’ll cheer you up, Ada. Lets go out for drinks!
AND SO MY FRIENDS, that is how Adrien and Mari end up spending a night on the town with a recent akuma victim as Chat and Lady...
It’s only supposed to be “One drink!” --Lady, “Or two, or four.” --Chat
Adrien ends up buying drinks for the WHOLE club (and the millionaire playboy image he has been cultivating since the age of 14 is cemented 5ever) and they get WAY drunker than is strictly necessary for two superheroes in public
BUT since there was just an akuma, the likelihood of akuma attack is at it’s lowest point, so really, it’s the safest time for them to get shiggity shwasted without fear of having to go into battle. Seems logical, they think. Besides, they are young. It’s ok to have a little fun as their hero counterparts sometimes right?
It’s a Friday night so they go literally all night without stopping, enabled by the citizens of Paris who just can’t get enough of this rare and amazing situation. So when the morning comes they are still drunk and still out on the town
Now, they’ve been pelted ALL night by the whole ‘are you together’ and why arent you together?’ thing
Dancing with each other, flirting shamelessly, obvious heart eyes. Normally citizens just get glimpses of this stuff, on tv and in interviews. But to be THIS CLOSE to it happening in front of their eyes for hours on end... everyone at the club is just like WTF JUST FREAKING BANG ALREADY (not knowing theyve been married for like two years outside costume)
Despite being drunk, they’re still careful enough not to let on TOO much, because they’ve worked really hard to keep their relationship a secret from both the prying eyes of the media and the manipulative whims of Hawkmoth
But by the end of the night (the morning, really) they’re both drunk enough to make Bad Decisions
Adrien confesses that he wishes that Chat and Lady were together the way everyone wants them to be. He wants to kiss her after battles and take her by the hand without worrying what people will infer from the gesture 
To his surprise, Marinette is just drunk to enough to not bother with the pretense that she’s okay with it. She totally agrees with him. She’s tired of pretending they’re not happily married
“You know what we should do...” she says. “Let’s get married”
“But... but we are married? I know I’m drunk but I’m PRETTY sure we’re married.” (checks his ring hand to make sure there’s still two rings there, just in case he’s lost his mind)
“No, I mean like... Ladybug and Chat Noir should get married.”
Chat’s Cheshire Grin (TM) “Like a big public affair? Omfg that sounds like SO MUCH FUN. We could have a costume party gala, or a parade where we invite everyone in Paris, or--”
“No I was thinking more like in terms of right now. Let’s get married right now”
“Um” (checks his watch) “well, it’s after 6am now, so I bet Town Hall is open...”
“Ok but I’m not getting down on one knee or I might not get back up again. let’s fuckin gooo”
[twenty minutes full of fumbled yo-yo throws and many baton-pole-vaults that end with adrien smashed against the side of a building later]
They show up at Town Hall and inflict the worst idea ever on the poor morning shift person in charge of marriage certificates
“One marriage certificate please” says Lady
Chat BURSTS out laughing, doubles over, howling and clutching his stomach. “Oh my god you just--you said it like you were ordering fries at the drive thru. I’m. I’m gonna pee. Oh my goddd”
Clerk is like “Oh, those costumes are very impressive You should know I’ve seen like fifty cosplayers get married here in the past year alone but yours are definitely the best”
“Oh, no, we’re the real deal” Lady insists, and whips around her yo-yo for effect. “Chat stfu it wasn’t that funny! But yeah no seriously we wanna get married. Can we have a certificate or what”
“Make it an extra large,” Chat wheezes, “with a side of honeymoon”
“I’m??” the clerk is flabbergasted. “Idk if this is a joke but.. you need birth certificates and identification and stuff if you want to get married? I can’t marry you two without that stuff”
“Aw whaaat.” Chat stops laughing immediately. How did that thought not occur to him 
“But.. but we’re LADY and CHAT,” says Lady. “Can’t you like, make an exception or something??”
“I don’t think so ?? I don’t even know how I would? The system just doesn’t work like that”
“Oh HELL no. I did NOT spend the prime years of my youth fighting a purple headed butterfly slut just so I could be told by some guy named” (squints at his nametag) “Jesper-- oh hmm thats a very nice name actually -- that I can’t get married to the duke of cats over here. look at him. look at him. just let me god damn marry him”
“Bug.  Please” Chat takes her by the shoulders and scoots her away from the desk, where Jesper is now cowering in confusion and fear. “I am so sorry, she’s not normally like this. If you haven’t noticed we are extremely drunk and are almost definitely going to regret this in the morning”
“I regret it right now” Lady says, “but even that aint gonna stop this train. WOOT WOOT”
“I really would love to help you,” Jesper says, “I mean I ship it--”
“WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN” Chat cries “THATS LIKE THE HUNDREDTH TIME IVE HEARD THAT TONIGHT!”
“Err--I’d love to help you” Jesper goes on, “but there is no legal way to marry you without identification”
“Hmm.”
Ladybug is sitting on the floor now. “This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened”
Jasper looks like hes gonna cry at the sight of it. A sad Ladybug is a sad universe
Chat leans over the counter, which is hard because Ladybug is now lying across his feet like a dog. “Can we just, do it anyway?” he whispers
“I... guess? It won’t be recognized legally. Like , at all. But I mean... you can just... sign the document if you want... Like,” (leans in to whisper so Ladybug won’t hear) “for funsies.”
“Hear that bugababy?” he says. “We can get married after all!”
Ladybug pulls herself wobbly to her feet. “Don’t friggin call me that or else im gonna start calling you Discount Batman again”
“...............truce.”
“ok ummm. sign here,” jesper says. “and here... and here”
Hands them their copy. Looks at the copy that’s supposed to be his and wonders if he should file that. CAN he even file that? Holy fuck what is his boss going to say. Maybe he should just keep it?? Or maybe he could sell it. It’ll be worth a DAMN lot of money if anyone even believes him.
They kiss to seal the deal and head home, newlyweds for the second time
That isn’t going to come back to bite them, is it?
No, probably not
Just kidding it definitely is
They sleep off most of the hangover and wake up around noon to a million missed phone calls from Alya and Nino
They blink awake, slowly remembering what they had done with gradually mounting horror
Oh my fuck. WHAT HAVE WE DONE
The first million messages from Nino and Alya are all about the heroes’ night on the town. “Can’t believe you guys missed it! We even got to take a shot with them at one point! You shoulda been there!”
The second million are all “OH MY SHIT, THEY GOT DRUNK MARRIED”
“ITS ALL OVER THE NEWS YOU GUYS”
“TURN ON THE FUCKING TV HAHAHAHHAHA”
“THIS IS THE BEST THING THEY HAVE  E V E R  DONE”
“THE SHIP HAS FUCKING SAAAIIIILED”
“BON VOYAGE”
“IM LITERALLY CRYING”
Adrien and Mari can’t remember all of it. It’s extremely blurry toward the end of the night, as they’d both been nearly blackout at that point.
“THIS is why I said only ONE drink” Mari sighs
Before they can really wrap their heads around it, Alya and Nino show up at their apartment to see why they’re not answering their phones
They pick up on the fact that they’re hungover immediately
“Oh, I see you guys were partying too haha,” Alya says. “That sucks that you didn’t get to party with LB and CN tho, I tried to call you. Oh well. You musta just woken up. I’ll make you guys some coffee while I tell you about last night, you look like you need it.”
Adrien and Mari can only acquiesce quietly. They and Nino sit at the stools at the counter in the kitchen while Alya sets about making coffee and ranting about the night’s escapades
Suddenly, as she passes by the fridge, she gets all quiet.
“No. Fucking. Way.”
Adrien and Mari go all pale. Shit. What. What. “What?” they ask
Alya reaches out and plucks a slightly rumpled piece of paper from the fridge that’s been stuck there with a magnet
Walks over and sets it down on the countertop in front of them
Adrien and Mari and Nino all lean over it, eyes scanning over the words ‘CERTIFICATE OF MARRIAGE’ and down the wall of text to the signatures at the bottom, the sloppy Ladybug and Chat Noir, complete with a little drawing of Chat Noir carrying Ladybug into the sunset--the lovechild of seven beers, nine tequila shots, and Adrien’s subpar artistic skills
They all stare at each other for a tense, shocked moment
Then Adrien BURSTS out laughing. Because now he remembers Marinette proudly sticking the thing to the fridge when they got home last night
“You just-- you put it on the fridge like it was macaroni art,” he wheezes. “I’m fucking dead Mari. This is it. I’m DEAD”
"I will throw you out the window you mangy cat”
“Bro” Nino deadpans. “I cant believe u didn’t invite us.”
Alya is over there like “REALLY NINO? THAT’S YOUR REACTION TO THIS MONUMENTAL DISCOVERY?”
And that is the story of how Ladybug and chat Noir got married (except not really because stick figure drawings of Cat Boys carrying Bug Ladys bridal style tend not to hold up in a court of law).
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pclymerase · 7 years
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🌷 + Blog rate?
aresa: warm beach nights with friends, the smell of the ocean and pool-hair; blasting early 2000s music in the car at night, driving to nowhere in particular; the song Some Nights by Fun.
con: okay!! | good | great | super great | literally cant find anythin wrong wit it | SUPER FUCKIN CUTE
URL: okay!! | good | great | mega great | flawless as shit | im wheezing
Theme: okay!! | good | great | the best thing ive ever witnessed | bitch...... im shook | literally envious. fuck you
Posts: okay!! | good | great | amazing | bomb asf girllllll | BEST THING I’VE EVER FUCKING SEEN
Overall: okay!! | good | great | amazing | DA BEST | can i please have your blog and your brain and just be you 
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thespace-dragon · 7 years
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Hi Mogi! Are there any Klance fics that you would recommend? Thanks :)
Oh good golly gosh, here goes my afternoon, because youre about to get a shit ton. xD
If you want to peruse my bookmarks feel free. the link has been filtered down to only klance fics, enjoy your time sifting through 150+ fics ^^; (i have no self control)  And then theres any of my stuff here because i need validation and have no shame with self plugs, but ill put the focus on the other fics for right now. ^^
But here are the ones i reallllyyyy recommend outside of the big name fics that literally the whole fandom knows about.:
Make Me Your Home by Reader115
Summary: “Oh my god, Keeeith,” Lance wheezed. “Keith you’re the best drunk space cadet I’ve ever seen.”“Space cadet,” Keith mumbled. He repeated the words again although his eyes had zeroed in on Lance’s hands and Lance offered no resistance when Keith picked one of them up and pulled it possessively towards his lap. He began to gently trace over Lance’s fingers, sending shivers up Lance’s arm and down his spine. “You have looong fingers,” Keith murmured after a few moments.Keith’s face perked up then, as if he’d just had a brilliant idea, and Lance could almost not wait to hear what new obscure thought had entered Keith’s pretty head. He was prepared to laugh, and instead found himself shivering again as Keith leaned far into his personal bubble, lips practically touching Lance’s ear when he spoke next.“I bet you could reach all kinds of things, Lance.”Update: Now with ART by suitboxers!!WC: 38169 (6/6)General Notes: just, omg? this fic has like it all, and it all fits into s2?? yes please?? i could not get enough of this fic and talking with the author, there is a rumor that they might write an epilogue and i like high key died. 10/10
Today, anew by MemeKonVLD
Summary: “Lance.”Lance’s eyebrows furrow in concern for a second before his whole face goes gentle and open.“Hey buddy, everything okay?”Keith nods. Then shakes his head, then opens his mouth to let out a noisy sob before he’s hugging the air out of Lance, grip vise tight.Lance hugs him back. That’s one of the great things about him— he doesn’t— he doesn’t need explanations for things like this. He doesn’t make Keith jump through hoops, the way other people might— he’s just— he just knows what Keith needs in times like this. No façades, no posturing.(Or: the one where Keith is trapped in a time loop. A time loop from hell.)WC: 5910 (6/6 chapters)General Notes: this was interesting to say the least, and one of my latest reads. I really enjoyed, told from Keiths pov and he’s stuck in a time loop. Angsty, but has a happy ending. 8/10
Voltron Cafe by PinkHitman
Summary: Lance is the number one butler at a maid cafe, and his number one customer? Just his old High School rival Keith.WC: 66422 (14/?)General Notes: This is really funny and quirky. Lance is adorable in all his dorky glory. The whole team is there and i cant count the times ive had to stifle laughter reading it because it was 3am and i really needed to sleep but, hey what are you going to do xD theres also a blog @voltron-cafe and the art is just as quirky as the fic and i love it to all get out. 9/10
a truth in the blood by angstinspace
Summary: “I’m Galra, Lance.”It’s the first time he’s said those words out loud––and to Lance of all people. He should feel horrified at himself but somehow, he doesn’t. In fact, an eerie calmness has settled over him. Everything comes sharply into focus as he stands there, still holding Lance’s wrist, breathing in and out, waiting for a response. A post “Blade of Marmora” fix-it fic. Mostly broganes & klance bonding.WC: 7489General Notes: So theres a little bit of angst in this, but it does a really good job of filling in the blanks of what could have happened between ep8 and ep9 of s2. I really liked it, has some Broganes in there and Klance bonding. 8/10
Starlight by epiproctan
Summary: For once, Lance tries to be responsible for something. Namely, his feelings. Needless to say it doesn’t go well.WC: 7719General Notes: Lance pov, honestly this boy tries so hard to keep the team dynamic the same, but it never goes well. goes with the trope that EVERYONE knows about mutual pining klance, but goes a different direction just for the hell of it. i loved it. 9/10
He Who Fights Monsters by magisterpavus
Summary: In a world where monstrous dragons terrorize humanity daily, the Garrison trains valiant Knights to slay the evil beasts and defend Earth. But when Knight cadet Lance Espinosa is kidnapped by a strange red dragon who kills its own kind, certain truths are revealed…and so are the true monsters. WC: 64888 (13/13)General Notes: holy fuck do i love this fic, cuz like, wow. Im a sucker for dragons and i loved the way the author inocrporated them into this fic and made it freaking work. A+++. Lots of action, drama-rama and Lance learns a thing or two about hs feelings along the way. 10/10
Burning Love by TeaAndKittens
Summary: An injury sustained on the job for firefighter Keith means an extended medical leave that makes him feel useless and angry. He’s so desperate to get back to his crew at Station 5 that he’s almost willing to try anything - except yoga. Especially after Hunk calls this friend of his that owns a yoga studio and Keith gets supporting evidence for his claim that only crazy people practice yoga.Somehow, despite all of that, Hunk and Shiro manage to bully him into at least trying it. He shows up for that first class expecting to hate it. What he’s not expecting is for Hunk’s friend to be hot like the fire of a thousand suns. Or even more insane in person.Or: Keith’s life. So Hard.WC: 7017 (2/?)General Notes: Firefighter Keith and yoga instructor lance,,, um yes please! this fic is just getting started but i really love it so far. 8/10
Sharps and Accidentals by Zizzani
Summary: Keith is a talented up and coming violin virtuoso. Lance hates him immediately.Or an AU in which Lance and Keith both attend the same music university. Keith is deaf. Lance is Trying™.WC: 39528 (9/?)General Notes: ok, so i just really love this a lot. im a band nerd so music is like my thing, and this is honestly great. Deaf keith, and lance… poor lance, hes trying ok? Im a couple updates behind, but i really love it a lot. 9/10
bouncing off exit signs by steelthighsvoideyesSummary:
Summary: This is the story of two absolute idiots who keep searching for what they’ve already found. WC: 40147 (yes on chap xD)General Notes: this is like one of those comfort fics for me, i binged it one night, and it was amazing. Based off the song Closer by The Chainsmokers. honeslty, well done. 10/10
Duly Noted by TeaAndKittens
Summary: Keith has a box full of scraps of paper, a lovingly archived collection of all the notes Lance has written him so far in their relationship. Their son has a box just like it, and soon their newly adopted daughter will too.Or: 5 (-ish) notes Lance wrote to Keith, beginning with the one that started it all, and 1 Keith wrote backWC: 4913General Notes: this was so fucking cute that i really couldnt stop smiling the whole way through. lance leaving notes everywhere is just so him. 10/10
The Quiet by MilkTeaMiku
Summary: Does he not realise he’s dead?Keith can see ghosts. As a part of his Garrison training, he’s sent to a hospital to do one year of medical clerkship - it’s there that he meets a charmingly irritating ghost who definitely needs to learn what boundaries are.WC: 38000 (19/?)General Notes: Stop reading this list and fucking read this oh my gawd. It is that good, go on, shoo 10/10
Flirting with Death by drippingpen
Summary: Keith commits the ultimate taboo as a grim reaper: he saves a life.More specifically, he saves Lance’s life.Now they are forever linked, unable to survive without the other. Keith must protect Lance from the forces that are trying to right Keith’s wrong and kill Lance.WC: 29346 (9/?)General Notes: yoooo, my friend is reading this, and she is doing such a great job with it. Grim Reaper Keith and lance is high key supposed to be dead, and its awesome. Pidge is as nosey as ever and Hunk is pure™. give it a read, really. 10/10
Days Like Today by literal_trashbaby
Summary: For all Lance’s snarking and posturing, all that easy, cheery confidence, for all his charm and his pretty, pretty smiles (which absolutely did not make Keith a little weak in the knees, no sir). Just every now and then, Keith thought his smile would go just a tiny bit tight around the edges, and he’d go just a little quiet… well, quiet for Lance. And on the days when Lance was just that little bit… Not-Lance, like a force of nature he would, without fail, pull one side of his lower lip into his mouth and just chew on it, destroying those poor, perfect lips. Days like today.OR: Lance is Having a Day and Keith is somehow the only person to notice.WC: 3159General Notes: I love it when people write Keith picking up on Lance’s tendencies, its so freaking cute and my heart cannot handle. 9/10
so why don’t we fall by akinghtley
Summary: Five times Lance used a pet name for Keith, and one time Keith used one for Lance.Keith has no basis for having a relationship with someone, so he’s trying to follow Lance’s lead.WC: 8218General Notes: NSFW saying that now. but i love pet names, and this was all so cute. Touch of angst, but it makes up for it with fluff. I love it. 9/10
I think tht does it for fic recs rn, i could literally go through all of my bookmarks and list every one of them, but lets face it that would take forever.
Hope you enjoy all that fics!
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pclymerase · 7 years
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🌸blog rate?😊
(couldn’t find ya name anywhere, sorry babe!)
con: okay!! | good | great | super great | literally cant find anythin wrong wit it | SUPER FUCKIN CUTE
URL: okay!! | good | great | mega great | flawless as shit | im wheezing
Theme: okay!! | good (I’d change it up a bit but that’s just my general preference!!) | great | the best thing ive ever witnessed | bitch…… im shook | literally envious. fuck you
Posts: okay!! | good | great | amazing | bomb asf girllllll | BEST THING I’VE EVER FUCKING SEEN
Overall: okay!! | good | great | amazing!!! | DA BEST | can i please have your blog and your brain and just be you
Following: yes! | no, sorry! | i am now! | forever and always, u n me bbeh 
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