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sinistercakes · 4 years
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Yu Mingye enjoys some pretty flowers. At that exact moment, in another universe far away, Xue Yang gets the sudden and inexplicable urge to kick a child.
In part 2, Yu Mingye enjoys some tanghulu.
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sinistercakes · 4 years
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This young lady is annoying the fuck out of Dr Yan with her constant questions as he’s trying to work. One more minute of it and he’ll kill her and make it look like an accident. At that exact same moment, in another universe far away, Xiao Xingchen has a headache. A-Qing won’t stop talking about the “bad man” and how evil he is, despite the fact that the man is beaten to a pulp and can barely feed himself, or has yet to move from the bed. Though Xingchen would never say it aloud, sometimes he wishes A-Qing would just be quiet. Nor would he ever admit that he often finds her quite annoying. He would never ever admit that he sometimes wishes she hadn’t tagged along with him. And Xiao Xingchen, the Bright Moon and Gentle Breeze, renowned rogue cultivator and disciple of the legendary Baoshan Sanren, would definitely never admit, even upon pain of death or under horrific torture, that he once, very briefly, considered smothering A-Qing in her sleep. Nope. Never. He has a reputation to uphold after all.
In part 59, Dr Yan is angry over some noodles
In part 61, Yu Mingye strikes a pose up a tree
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sinistercakes · 4 years
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Yu Mingye enjoys candied hawthorn tanghulu. At the exact same moment, in another universe far away, Xue Yang gets a sugar rush, despite not having eaten candy for at least 24 hours.
In part 1, Yu Mingye enjoys some pretty flowers.
In part 3, Yu Mingye gets tied up. Yay bondage!
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sinistercakes · 4 years
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What the actual fuck? Lord Demon* has stolen Yu Mingye’s booze and is actually chugging it. But since Yu Mingye has a healthy fear of his father, he does nothing. His face says it all though. At that exact same moment, in another universe far away, A-Qing has stolen and eaten Xue Yang’s entire candy stash, and is now hiding for her life, as Xiao Xingchen tries to calm down Xue Yang. And by that, I mean Xingchen is keeping Xue Yang in a chokehold until he passes out or calms down, whichever comes first.
*Can we call him Papa Yu now?
In part 43, Feng Xun is a third wheel
In part 45, master Wu Youdao plays hopscotch
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sinistercakes · 4 years
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Dr Yan is pissed off (again) because he doesn’t know where the fuck he’s going. His servant finds this hilarious. At that exact same moment, in another universe far away, Xiao Xingchen also doesn’t know where the fuck he’s going, but that’s because he’s blind and has lost his bearings. Xue Yang could help him but he finds it way too funny watching the daozhang bounce off trees.
In part 46, Yu Mingye is on a bridge with Goddess Zuo
In part 48, Gao Wei almost dies
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sinistercakes · 4 years
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Yu Mingye is attempting to seduce Feng Wu. Her body language doesn’t exactly say she’s enjoying the experience, but unfortunately for Feng Wu, Yu Mingye isn’t the brightest bulb in the box, so won’t be quick to catch on. I don’t know why she’s complaining, though. He’s a total snack. If I were in her position, I’d pounce on him like I was a hungry lioness and he was a wounded gazelle. Anyway. At that exact same moment, in another universe far away, Xue Yang is trying to seduce Xiao Xingchen. Usually, Xue Yang doesn’t have to work so hard. His looks alone usually do the trick, but Xingchen has exactly zero out of two eyes. Plus, Xingchen is tender and sweet like a marshmallow, and Xue Yang is anything but. He’s in uncharted territory here, but he kinda likes it.
In part 73, the Shadow Swordmaster has guests for tea
In part 75, the Shadow Swordmaster reminisces
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sinistercakes · 4 years
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Lord Demon has sent the Darknight Court’s shopping list to Yu Mingye. Yu Mingye doubts the Border City market sells shark trachea or chimera ears, and he has no idea where he’ll even find the latter. At that exact same moment, in another universe far away, Xiao Xingchen sent Xue Yang to the market to get groceries. Xue Yang returns with a sack of three dozen potatoes (“they were ‘free’!”), a basket full of candy, an embalmed bat (“it looked cool”), and nothing else. For the next two weeks, Xingchen, A-Qing, and Xue Yang eat nothing but potatoes in various forms. On the fifth day, A-Qing accidentally invents fries.
In part 75, the Shadow Swordmaster has a flashback
In part 77, Feng Xun learns to cook with Qiu Ling
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sinistercakes · 4 years
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Yu Mingye is up a tree. Though he’d never admit it, he’s been posing there for several hours on the off chance that Little Fairy will come along and see him looking both sexy and cool. Look at the flute twirling action. He’s poised to seduce. At that exact same moment, in another universe far away, Xue Yang is also up a tree. He’s trying to retrieve a little girl’s kite that’s stuck in the branches. Not out of the goodness of his heart because we all know he’s neither good nor has a heart (he denies all existence of one), but because Xiao Xingchen was going to climb up there himself to do it, and while Xue Yang might be thoughtless and cruel, even he knows better than to let a blind dude climb a tree, no matter how funny it’ll be. He also hopes it’ll score him some major boyfriend points with Xingchen, so that maybe he’ll let him do that thing he likes in bed tonight.
In part 60, Dr Yan is annoyed by a woman this time
In part 62, Yu Mingye gets choked and not in the sexy way
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sinistercakes · 4 years
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Huang Li has gone through some major Character Development in a short space of time. The girl is on a make-things-right mission. Now, she is trying to both extend an olive branch and throw a bone to Yu Mingye. Gods know he needs it. But Yu Mingye is as dense as always and instead goes for insults and meanness. Huang Li is no fool, and besides, she gets worse from Mu Yao on the daily - she ain’t scared away that easily. She plows on and something breaks through our sweet idiot’s thick skull. Has anyone ever apologised to him before? Has anyone ever gifted something to him just because? Well done, Huang Li. You’ve shown him kindness. At that exact same moment, in another universe far away, Xue Yang finds the first piece of candy Xiao Xingchen has bought for him. A strange sensation overcomes his chest and Xue Yang genuinely thinks he’s dying. He doesn’t recognise this bizarre feeling. Because no one has ever shown him unconditional kindness before.
In part 53, Yu Mingye watches geriatric fight club live
In part 55, Yu Mingye’s WWE career gets off to a bad start
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sinistercakes · 4 years
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Yu Mingye gets into a fight with Jun Linyuan. They wrestle on the ground, grunting and groaning, in a very suggestive manner. At that exact same moment, in another universe far away, a feeling of arousal washes over Xue Yang, and he tackles Xiao Xingchen to the floor, where they do some suggestive wrestling of their own.
In part 7, Yu Mingye attempts to flirt
In part 9, Yu Mingye celebrates his birthday
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sinistercakes · 4 years
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The Shadow Swordmaster has acquired a gaggle of young adults. He feels a little like a mother duck. It’s kinda cool. At the exact same moment, in another universe far away, Wen Zhuliu is fighting in the war, when he gets a sudden feeling of nostalgic warmth spread through him. He looks at the terrified group of Lan juniors that he was about to annihilate, and decides “screw Wen Chao, I have principles”. He walks away, leaving the kids unharmed and allowing them to escape the fray.
In part 63, Yu Mingye does his best ninja impression
In part 65, Feng Xun has the best day ever!
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sinistercakes · 4 years
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Dr Yan is angry that Ji Chuan wants to eat some noodles. Noodles that Zhao Qingfeng brought. He’s also kind of angry that Zhao Qingfeng didn’t attempt to kill Ji Chuan, but not because he wants Ji Chuan dead. It’s a long story. At that exact same moment, in another universe far away, Xiao Xingchen is trying to feed broth to a severely injured Xue Yang. Not an easy task since Xue Yang isn’t fully conscious, and Xingchen is blind. Most of the broth is soaking Xue Yang’s chest. At one point, Xue Yang chokes on a lump of potato. A-Qing is disappointed he didn’t die.
In part 60, Dr Yan is annoyed
In part 58, Dr Yan shows off his patient communication skills
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sinistercakes · 4 years
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Dr Yan is an excellent physician with a wonderful bedside manner. Just look at how he is treating this unconscious patient, for example. At that exact same moment, in another universe far away, Xiao Xingchen also has an unconscious patient. Xingchen is not a doctor and he’s blind, thus making treating his patient’s wounds very difficult. Still, he perseveres, despite poking his fingers into gaping wounds and possibly widening them more. He’s sure he touched bone at one point. Now, Xingchen hopes he can undo the stitching before his patient wakes up to see that Xingchen has sewn his own sleeve into an abdominal wound as he tried to suture it.
In part 57, Yu Mingye and his dad bond over booze
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sinistercakes · 4 years
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The Shadow Swordmaster is mourning love lost. He’s willing to let Feng Wu skewer him in order to be reunited with his late wife. At that exact same moment, in another universe far away, Wen Zhuliu looks at the formidable Yu Ziyuan and her lightning whip and remembers how much he once adored her. He finds he still does.
In part 74, Yu Mingye gets his flirt on
In part 76, Yu Mingye has to go shopping
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sinistercakes · 4 years
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Feng Xun is lamenting about how many rules Junwu Academy has. 134!!! How unfair. How is he going to remember that many rules?! Worse still, there might even be rules about what you can and can’t eat, and how much food you can consume! It’s barbaric! At that exact same moment, in another universe far away, Lan Jingyi keels over in uncontrollable hysterical laughter right in middle of one of Lan Qiren’s lectures. He’s laughing so hard he can’t breathe and tears are streaming down his face. Lan Sizhui is concerned as he tries to calm his friend. He swears at one point he hears Lan Jingyi say “only 134 rules!” between laughing fits. Lan Sizhui trues to calculate if that’s the amount of rules Lan Jingyi has broken by having this hysterical breakdown mid-class.
In part 20, Yu Mingye wears a terrible disguise
In part 22, Yu Mingye does crime with Feng Wu
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sinistercakes · 4 years
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This is Yan Daifu. He’s super pissed off because the medicinal herbs in stock aren’t to his standard, and must send two servant girls to pick more. And if they don’t get what he wants and the quantity he’s asked for, they better not come back. Pffft, can’t get the staff* these days. At that exact same moment, in another universe far away, Xiao Xingchen hopes that the herbs, fungi, roots and berries he’s picked for dinner aren’t poisonous, for both he and A-Qing are blind and can’t tell the difference between poisonous and safe, and they have yet to adopt Xue Yang, who would probably let him go ahead and poison A-Qing anyway.
*Lets take a moment to appreciate the faces Dr Yan’s servant pulls behind his back.
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In part 36, Yu Mingye drags Feng to dinner
In part 38, Yu Mingye and Lord Demon are in the woods again
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