#icarus-the-foxkidd

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LoV playing DnD

Shigaraki (DM): [sigh] I said slay the dragon, SLAY the dragon. 

Twice (The Bard): I've made my choice. 

Dabi (Barbarian): You're just jealous you don't have a half-dragon kid.

Shigaraki: ...Just because you're right doesn't mean it's relevant. 

#submission #icarus-the-foxkidd #tomura shigaraki #twice #jin bubaigawara #dabi #bnha #league of villains #s: unknown

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Deku: The past is history, the future a mystery, but now is a gift. That's why it's called the present. 

Shigaraki: What the hell kinda fortune cookie crap is that!? I just asked what time it was! 

#submission #icarus-the-foxkidd #deku #izuku midoriya #tomura shigaraki #league of villains #bnha #s: kung fu panda

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Deku: I’m telling you, with Dabi’s temper, leaving him alone during his court date isn’t going to end well.

Shigaraki: Oh come on, what’s the worst that could happen? 

[In court]

Dabi, freaking out: I’ll kill you, I’LL KILL ALL OF YOU!

Judge, banging gavel: Order, order!! Settle down!

Dabi, quietly: I’ll get you while you sleep!

#submission #icarus-the-foxkidd #villain deku #izuku midoriya #tomura shigaraki #dabi #league of villains #bnha #s: unknown

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Dabi: Here, have a duck.

Shigaraki: Okay... Why?...

Dabi: Because I'm all out of fucks but I still feel you deserve something.

Toga: Ah, hard burn with a side of pettiness. 

Villain Deku: He's an artist. 

#submission #icarus-the-foxkidd #dabi #tomura shigaraki #himiko toga #villain deku #izuku midoriya #league of villains #bnha #s: unknown

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Deku: You kidnapped me again?!

Toga: It's legal when a cute girl does it!

Deku, looking it up: Well I'll be damned...

#submission #icarus-the-foxkidd #deku #izuku midoriya #himiko toga #league of villains #bnha #s: unknown

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Spinner: Hey Kurogiri, if I were to do something, how would I know if it was out of spite or concern? 

Kurogiri, reading: Try thinking of what you're going to do and see if you can add "That'll show them".

Spinner: THANKS! You just earned yourself an extra long lecture on Stain!

Kurogiri, looking up: ...That'll show me...

#submission #icarus-the-foxkidd #spinner #shuichi iguchi #kurogiri #league of villains #bnha #s: the big bang theory

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Toga, pulling out a knife: Are you ready to die?

Frightened Hero: No....?

Toga, backing away: Then I'll come back later...

Shigaraki, in the distance: THAT ISN'T HOW THAT WORKS! 

#submission #icarus-the-foxkidd #himiko toga #tomura shigaraki #league of villains #bnha #s: asdf movie

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Dabi: Hey guys, I'm back from my va-

Everyone in the League: [dressed in his clothes and applying purple makeup]

Dabi, quietly furious: Ok, line up so I can kick your collective asses one at a time!

#submission #icarus-the-foxkidd #dabi #league of villains #bnha #s: south park

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Spinner: He who is last to be laughing laughs the loudest! 

Villain Deku: What Spinner did to that sentence is what we're going to do to you!

#submission #icarus-the-foxkidd #spinner #shuichi iguchi #villain deku #izuku midoriya #league of villains #bnha #s: xiaolin showdown

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Shopkeeper: Front worry, we cater to our clientele. Now, what size does your husband want to see you in?

Twice: Oh no, it’s not for us!

Dabi, looking over: And if I was gay, I’d like to think I could do better than him.

Twice, slightly offended: What’s that supposed to mean? 

Dabi, slightly defensively: You don’t turn me on, there, I said it!

#submission #icarus-the-foxkidd #twice #jin bubaigawara #dabi #league of villains #bnha #s: unknown #dabi has bad taste confirmed #if he won't marry twice i will

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Deku, reading a love letter from Toga: …“I have seen you and I shall have you”?!

Shigaraki: Haha!

Shigaraki, in a sing song voice: You have a stalker, you have a stalker! I don’t, you do! You’re gonna die, I can sleep at night~

Shigaraki: Neigh~

#submission #icarus-the-foxkidd #deku #izuku midoriya #tomura shigaraki #himiko toga #league of villains #bnha #s: foamy the squirrel

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Random Hero: You're insane! 

Villain Deku: You know, just now realizing that says more about you than it does me. 

#submission #icarus-the-foxkidd #villain deku #izuku midoriya #bnha #s: unknown

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Toga: Hey Tomura, wanna make snow angels with us?

Shigaraki, lying down: Sure, why not?

Shigaraki: [gets back up and sees a devil imprint]

Shigaraki: Why does this keep happening?!

#submission #icarus-the-foxkidd #himiko toga #tomura shigaraki #league of villains #bnha

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Mustard’s lie detector test

Tsukauchi: Checks out. Ok, you’re free to go.

Mustard: Good, because I’ve got a hot date tonight! 

[Buzz]

Mustard: A date…

[Buzz]

Mustard: Dinner with friends…

[Buzz]

Mustard: Dinner alone…

[Buzz]

Mustard: Watching TV alone!…

[Buzz]

Mustard: ALRIGHT, I’M GOING HOME TO OGLE THE GIRLS IN THE VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG! 

[Buzz]

Mustard: …Sears catalog….

[Ding]

Mustard: Now will you unhook me from this thing?! I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment! 

[Buzz]

#submission #icarus-the-foxkidd #mustard #league of villains #naomasa tsukauchi #bnha #s: the simpsons #poor mustard #it's ok buddy my life sucked too when i was 13

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Shigaraki: And that is my plan. Notes, anyone? 

Dabi: [leaves the room, only to return with a chair]

Shigaraki: What are you doing? 

Dabi: Just getting a good view for when this blows up in your face.

#submission #icarus-the-foxkidd #tomura shigaraki #dabi #league of villains #bnha #s: unknown

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Kurogiri: We really need to get Sensei back soon. I think Tomura is a little stressed...

Shigaraki: What are you looking at?!

Deku: Your zipper is down.

Shigaraki: [looks down]

Shigaraki, darkly: It's my yard... 

#submission #icarus-the-foxkidd #kurogiri #tomura shigaraki #deku #izuku midoriya #league of villains #bnha #s: king of the hill