Give me widower Mav who has come to terms with his husband’s death and now gets to make jokes and comments about it which makes people uncomfortable while he finds it hilarious pls
As someone who lost their father a long time ago I have reached that point where I can make jokes and comments and like to my close friends it’s funny but to someone I don’t know it’s… strange cause they don’t know how to react and it’s truly a small moment of absolute joy cause they make it weirder than it needs to be
Here is what I mean:
Fanboy: Hi Mav! I like your hoodie!
Mav: thanks, it belonged to my dead husband
Fanboy:
Mav: he’s not gonna use it so
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Hangman, pointing at the ring on Mav’s dog tags: you’re married?
Mav: I was, but sadly he died on a terrible accident
Hangman: oh I’m sorry—
Mav: I’m kidding, he didn’t die on an accident
Hangman: oh thank god I thought I—
Mav: he died of cancer
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Mav: my husband used to hate this movie
Phoenix: what made him change his mind?
Mav: oh he didn’t, he just died
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Mav: I miss my husband
Coyote: why, where is he?
Mav: I want to say heaven but he was a weird man so honestly I don’t know
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Cyclone: Maverick where is the paperwork I asked for
Mav: oh I’m sorry? I was mourning the death of my husband, in case you hadn’t noticed, the audacity, I cannot believe you would come for a widower like this—
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Jon coming back “wrong” but it’s not in the fire-zombie way people imagine. Rather, as a result of the different types of magic within him heating up to a fervor, he comes back as a freak of nature, playing right into GRRM’s deconstruction of biblical doctrine and prophecy. In true Christ-like fashion, Jon transforms into the fantasy hero we think we deserve: a prophet, warrior, king, and god. It’s good for Westeros and its survival, but is it good for Jon? Is it really good for him? He’s only 17. He’s a kid ☹️
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Hello holly tone. Favorite video game ice level go
Phendrana Drifts and Ice Cap Zone music make me feel like I could do anything. Runners-up are Europa from "Destiny 2" and the Orb Vallis from "Warframe" but I feel like these are only really ice levels by the technicality of "well there's cold and ice in them". But maybe not having to deal with insufferable ice mechanics is what makes them the best. LOL
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Shen Qingqiu and Kim Dokja need a joint intervention but I think Shang Qinghua and Han Sooyoung should be drinking/murder buddies
Like no. I really want them to get drunk and have a long discussion about writing and selling out and their relationship with gender
They can also kill some people
As a treat
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Given enough time and resources I could make a ice skating musical about Succession.
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Me, having dinner: Wow this sure is a delicious meal ^-^ !!
My lip ring, stealthily unscrewing one of its caps: May i perhaps suggest an extra ingredient…?
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my own danny ref/design :)
i have a lot more notes that didnt end up on here simply bc i didnt feel like dealing with my hand to write notes i can just type,, honestly
the stylization of the "frostbite" and the scar from the original incident is just to make a cooler looking design than looking particularly super realistic! i think it avoids being a noticable tell of who he is bc it looks different enough in ghost form people dont think about it too far. also just that it clearly doesnt matter that bad
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Anybody remember my OC Ethan lol
Found a bunch of the old concept sketches for him while cleaning my desk off the other day, so I decided to doodle him while I was at cards last night
This is possibly the happiest I've ever drawn him looking
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My favourite thing from the "Cersei used to swap places with Jaime so she could have sword fighting and politics lessons" is that it implies that Jaime wore a dress and went to Cersei's embroidery and sewing lessons. I have yet to see anyone address this beyond a vague 'yea, Jaime pretended to be Cersei with a dress'. guys. guys. Jaime probably had to attend multiple lessons with a septa and learn how to make pretty stitches. Fuck all your 'Cersei is a great lord and mother but a bad queen' rants, I want to hear your 'Jaime is a good lady and knight but a bad lord' rants. Give me detailed analysis of what lady lessons Jaime would be best in. I bet that it's dancing and one time with Brienne he got distracted and started doing all the lady's moves by instinct and everyone watching just blue-screened because he is way better and more practised at the feminine moves than the masculine ones.
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