#ice cream novelty

[maneatingryan]

"I'm Batman."

#batman #ice cream #ice cream novelty #popsicle #dessert #dc comics #batman the blue and the cold #2022

[goobersplat]

1990s Coca Cola Ice Cream Shop Wall Clock

#png #transparent #kidcore #nostalgia #nostalgiacore #toycore #toywave #toys #1950s #50s #pink #ice cream shop #soda shop #kitsch #kitschy #novelty #novelty clock #poodle skirt #doo wop

[hitlikehammers]

Maybe I’m only JUST passing through the country they’re available in so MAYBE I grabbed…

…all of them?

(and then I played with a lightning photo in my iOS update because why the hell not)

#stranger things #scoops ahoy #scoops ahoy ice cream #united states of novelty food options

[retroness-is-fabulous]

#The incredible ice cream machine #1986 #1980's #1980s #80s #vtg #rare #retro #old school #ice cream #novelty #nostalgia #memories

[aussie-bookworm]

ok but like fr why did apple slinkies taste so much better as a kid than whole apples

#itsallmine #was it the shape? was it the lack of core? the novelty? #the fact that mum gave you money to go the canteen for an apple slinky? #who the fuck knows #actually fuck. I never can tell if things are exclusively australian or not #non Australians do you know what the fuck I’m talking about when I’m bringing up an apple slinky? #or was this just my canteen growing up #fuck we went rabid over the paddlepop lick-a-prize #as far as I’m aware of no one won but like #you know that scene in the Charlie and the chocolate factory movie? where the kids are swarming the chocolate shops just to buy a bar #that was like us except we were feral Australian children wanting ice creams just for the sticks #sorry I’m tired I didn’t expect to be rambling in the tags for so long #I should go to eep #the mibsile is eepy (I’m the mibsile)

[joeylivesinspace]

this will be a strange question for anyone who doesn’t have synesthesia but what are the tastiest pride flags

#imo they are the trans flag and the pan flag #the pan flag tastes like some kind of novelty lemonade #and the trans flag tastes like ice cream #lgbtq+ #queer #synesthesia

[rhythm-buvvins]

summoning demons on demand is cool, i guess. when can i summon the ice cream man on demand

#i crave soft serve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #and novelty ice creams.... #by the way. this is a completely serious post #if anyone knows how to cast Summon Ice Cream Truck please tell me

[lostintime-liketearsinrain]

When you're an adult and have your own place 😂😂 and yes that is a ice cream cone plant pot 🙈😅! Note to self, stop watching Tiktok when I'm half asleep and think it's a laugh to buy a cone planter for my lounge 😂🙃😂

#personal #random #least I can make myself laugh 😂🙈 #loving my new mug tho #ice cream #novelty home decor #novelty #home decor

[holliano]

10.06.2023

#yes I spent my Saturday evening cross stitching and having ice cream from a glass crystal bowl with a novelty spoon #watching several episodes of Criminal Intent #as if there’s any better way

[missacensnakelover]

Ace and Snake here with ice cream bars together here!

Made by me! (x)

#gangreen gang #ace #snake #snace #ice cream #ice cream bars #novelties #mint chocolate chip #chocolate eclair #chocolate eclair ice cream #vapinhotpink

[tfblovesfood]

#ice cream commercial #frozen novelties #frozen confectionery #popsicles #dipped cones #mickeys parade #1991 #90s commercials #early 90s #90s disney

[impossibletruths]

If Daichi could go to an ice cream shop and place an order, what would he pick?

The very first time he went to an ice cream shop he'd be overwhelmed by the options and default to a plain vanilla cone (maybe with sprinkles?) but after some experimentation I think he'd really enjoy a chocolate caramel swirl situation.

#I think he'd also enjoy experimenting with novelty flavors #honey lavender. lemon and blueberries. one of those fun olive oil/balsamic flavors. #voidhopping campaign #asked and answered #this was very fun to think about ty #(I can't believe daichi never got to have an ice cream date with his boyfriend because he fckin died rip)

[judesstfrancis]

I think benny and val (my oc's) should go to a baseball game together. I think val is a jock. I think this is going to be the foundation for their relationship

#val takes her best friend anaya to baseball games all the time bc they are inseparable soulmates (ofc) #but anaya doesn't know shit about baseball. couldn't care less. she just goes bc val loves it #and will buy her as many soft pretzels as she wants #enter benny who anaya introduces to val for meddling best friend reasons #and who val discovers completely by accident is also a baseball stan #SO anaya invites him to a game with them. bc like okay she didn't know benny went this hard for baseball but it's kind of perfect actually #val will be hesitant at first bc he is terrible at making friends but as long as anaya is there as a buffer he'll be fine #val and benny WILL share an ice cream out of a miniature novelty helmet about it. romance <3 #text post #val&benny.txt

[semperlitluv]

Tonight’s insomnia spiral: trying to find the name of that one novelty e-commerce store I loved in the early-mid 2000s that I know went out of business sometime in the last 10 years.

Fred Flare. It was Fred Flare.

Anyone else remember it?

#I still have my ice cream lamp #fred flare #ecommerce #novelty stores #insomnia

[teaboot]

One of the best parts about working at a sex shop is the employee discount, and yeah that means excellent deals on sex supplies but that's not the big brain part.

You come to my house. Something is cooking in the kitchen- it smells wonderful. What is it? It's novelty dick-shaped pasta. I've set up a sensual sexy Italian dinner. There are candles set up on the table. They're melting too fast, dripping everywhere- they're low temp waxplay pillar candles. For dessert, I serve you a delicious ice cream topped in penis-shaped rainbow confetti sprinkles and strawberry body paint drizzle, and afterwards, serve coffee with roasted hazelnut warming lube.

We play a board game while we drink. It's sexy monopoly. It's your turn. You roll the dice. They come up as 'whisper into' and 'butt'. I lost the original dice. We're using the sexy dice. You move four spaces.

After dinner, I run you a bath. A bubble bath. The bubble gel? Sensual ocean breeze. There are candles lined up around the tub. The scent is overpowering. Why? They're three-in-one fruit flavored massage oil candles. I'm using so much. It's so wasteful. Do you want to shave? I have conditioning shave cream that smells like limes. And an electric body razor, but you can't use that in the tub.

How about a bath bomb? You toss one in. It's cherry blossom scented. As it dissolves, three sexy bath sex suggestion cards fall out. They're all variations on doggy style, probably because fucking in a bathtub is probably the easiest way to break your hip.

The water cools. You get out an dry off with a novelty towel. If you wrap it around your chest, it looks like you have gigantic tatas bursting through the fabric like the Hulk.

You walk into the bedroom. I'm there, reading an instructional book titled "The Housewife's Guide To Every Day Stripping". I'm wearing a neck pillow designed to look like a massive curved weiner. Also a pair of fake leather bondage leggings and an oversized men's christmas T-shirt that says "Jingle My Bells" across the front.

I see you come in. I put down the book, take off the pillow. Offer you a massage. You accept. I already burned up all the massage candles so I pop a new bottle of CBD massage oil that says something wrong about Chakras on it. It's very gritty. That's because there's little chunks of amethyst in it for some fucking reason. It's fine, though. You say you don't mind.

I don't do massages very often. It's bad. You end up more tense than before. One of your muscles starts to cramp- it's okay. I whip out a bottle of Lidocane topical masculine performance numbing spray. You immediately feel like your shoulder went to the dentist. It's not ideal, but it's better than cramping.

You're not in the mood to bone after that. Which is good, cause I'm actually pretty asexual, but it hasn't come up yet so I'm relieved to avoid the conversation. Instead we get ready for bed. (The weather is terrible, and I insist you stay over.) I set up the futon, then realize it smells like cigarettes from the previous owner and shyly ask if you wanna cuddle in my room. You're down.

I crawl under the covers, placing my penis-shaped pink glitter pride bottle on the side table in case one of us wakes up thirsty. Once you're settled in, I turn off the glowing bare ass night light and the room goes black.

It takes a few seconds for your eyes to adjust, but when they do, you look up at the ceiling. It's dotted all over with little green flourescent lights. Are they plastic stars? No. I've pinned up a thousand glow in the dark condoms. God bless

[spectre-ship]

I finally found strawberry oat milk ice cream after spending the past like 4 or 5 years going without any strawberry ice cream whatsoever. it's even better than I remembered...

#it's weirdly hard to find. for some reason most vegan ice cream manufacturers are bent on only making ben & jerry's style novelty flavors #mmm ice cream so good