Cherry Almond Scones with Vanilla Icing
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"oh you're getting distracted writing your ~romance novel~?? oh yeah??? is there good stuff happening??? hope you're writing in private!!!"
"oh hell yeah the hockey lore is fucking great"
"isn't this a romance novel"
"well, it's a hockey romance novel. hang on, I need to learn everything wikipedia can tell me about collegiate and minor league hockey"
"what about—"
"what are the typical goaltending stats for a good collegiate goalie"
"don't you need to show they're attracted to each other at some point"
"ugh fine"
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"S-chup ain't meat or plant-based. Maybe y'all should try eatin' that some time."
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I made sthconth again. I think I broke my tooth.
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what's your go-to starbucks/coffee order this is time sensitive
i'm gay. guess.
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It’s so hard to find pastries on campus that don’t have 65g added sugar or whatever
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Some long time friends got to visit me here in Oregon and we took a visit to Powells bookstore. I got a few different books and decided to add another witchy book to my collection.
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born to enjoy a tasty sugary treat, forced to live in a world without adequate dessert-options on the food delivery app 😔
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I am SO GRUMPY today because ALL THESE PEOPLE are making me do things I DONT WANT TO DO, THANKS, and I DONT ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO THEM, THANKS
I don’t actually care that much about literacy! If I’m supposed to write a project I’m interested in doing for the next three years, it won’t be about literacy! That doesn’t fit my profile and I don’t really want it to! Where did you get the idea that we should do literacy anyway!!
Also READ MY DOCUMENTS I keep sending you things to read PLEASE READ THEM instead of going for the umpteenth time “what are you proposing again? okay walk me through your project”. If you’re too busy, that’s fine!! Just tell me that!!
ALSO also can we just PRETEND that work isn’t the most important thing and just say “oh that’s GREAT!!” when I’m like “actually next week I can only meet on zoom, not in person, because I’m traveling to see my partner”??? Like I know you SLEEP IN THE LAB INSTEAD OF GOING HOME on a horrifyingly regular basis but oh my god
And then NEIGHBOR. STOP GIVING ME YOUR FARM SHARE LEFTOVERS. I FUCKING HATE SWISS CHARD AND I DONT ACTUALLY LIKE LETTUCE THAT MUCH EITHER. THROW AWAY YOUR OWN MOLDY VEGETABLES. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. NO THANK YOU MEANS NO. STOP BREACHING MY BOUNDARIES. Fucking christ.
Also Artemis goddamn stop trying to eat the stuff I’m preparing for lunch
Also BREAD stop being MOLDY why can’t you just wait until Friday!!!
So I don’t fucking know, LEAVE ME AFUCKINGLONE
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