#id die for miko

[rattcandi]

Miko's catching her up on the 500 years she missed

#they make me sick #id die for them #fanart #yae miko #eimiko #raiden ei #raiden ei x yae miko #yae miko x ei #genshin impact #genshin #genshin impact fanart

[genshinua]

Can I have Venti, Focalors and Ei dating hcs?

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DATING THE GENSHIN ARCHONS.

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PAIRINGS: Ei & Furina x GN!Reader

WARNINGS: Mentions of death (Makoto). Me completely bullshitting everything about Focalors, since we have practically nothing to go off of. Tooth-rotting fluff as well! TAGS: Romance, kisses here and there, maybe even cuddles, pda, possessive behaviour (only a tad and mostly on Focalors), kinda sad, but also nice.

(I didn't write for Venti sorryyy)

EI

• The only way for your relationship to develop is already after the decree, because well, she was absent during it. Which means you don't have to put up with the awkward Shogun puppet, and actually hang out with Ei herself! • Let's start off with the fact that the electro archon is pretty much, entirely clueless about the whole romance thing. Unlike the other archon on this list, who has some idea of it either due to experience or media, this one spent thousands of years isolated. So let's be honest, you are going to need a lot of patience and skill to guide her into the playing field.

• In the first stages of your relationship things would be awkward, maybe even embarrassing. Baal wouldn't know how to react to your advances. Attempting even a simple peck on the cheek, would result in a confused:

"What are you doing, may I ask? A kiss, hm... It feels uncomfortably wet."

• Despite the lack of intimate knowledge, she will try her best with you. Because you are one of the most important things to her, you make her feel warm and secure, something Ei hasn't experienced in a long while. She will just have to put up and learn with you "interesting human antics."

• I hope you have a good dentist. The electro archon has an extremely sweet tooth, and in addition she has a whole array of servants and cooks at her disposal. Pretty much every date/hangout will consist of consuming copious amounts of sugar at one point or another.

• She doesn't really understand that humans need nutrition in different forms, not only sweet mochi and dango. So either try to explain that to her or... eat some protein beforehand.

• Being around Ei is calming. Whether you are an active or a quiet person, somehow her presence just balances everything out inside of you. Messy thoughts turn silky smooth, as just her soothing voice is enough to make you forget your troubles. Who needs a therapist when you have the electro archon?

• While you get to enjoy the tranquility that comes with being in her gentle company, sadly for Ei it is the exact opposite.

• Don't get me wrong, she loves spending time with you but... Ei just cannot shake off the sticky feeling that comes with it. You are a mortal, and mortals die. Their lifespans are short and often insignificant, little flickering candles that die out in a moment compared to how long she has lived.

• The thought simmers inside of her with each passing day, painfully reminding her of what she has felt when Makoto passed. Thoughts of eternity are mixed into this painful concoction as she wonders, has she made the right decision?

• However the archon is wise. She is a deity that has lived for many a millennia, and remembers the lessons she has learned through healing and self-discovery. The precious moments in life will hold no meaning If she staggers their flow. What matters is the now, she will worry about the later when it comes.

• Your relationship is neither public or private, because she doesn't exactly care If anybody knows. If danger is to come for you, because somebody with malicious intentions finds out you are affiliated with her -- Ei can protect you, no doubt about it. So it doesn't truly matter If somebody is aware of it or not. I would worry about Miko finding out, which she of course will, because that kitsune will not ever stop teasing the both of you about it.

• The one to think about marriage the least. It's not in the cards for either of you, and as she is slowly letting go of the idea of eternity, the symbol of "eternal love" can be a bit too ironic.

• Overall, a relationship with her is the exact opposite of the one with Furina. It is calm, secure, and loving, everything that a wounded soul like her would need to heal and keep on living. You are the light of her days, and no matter how fleeting, Ei will cherish every memory made together.

FURINA

• You know how the traveller is considered to be the saviour of many nations, due to their heroic acts? Saving cities from destruction and stuff, and how their journeys are super dangerous? Well, you made their job 10 times more difficult. Because Furina's act just went up by a mile.

• The citizens of the city of Justice simply cannot be happier that you exist, because around you, their beloved Lady puts on an even better, grand performance (in hopes of impressing you.)

• Chief Justice, however? Pray for him and his nerves.

• As long as you are present beside her in court, she tends to be in a better mood during the trials, even the ones she would normally consider boring. After all, how can she be bored If her precious mortal is right by her side?

• At the same time however, her emotions are bursting out of her, with you around. Yes she is in a better mood and more agreeable to compromise, but this drama queen cannot hold back from showing off in front on her partner. You are the only one who can influence her. So, you have to physically sit her down, and your conversations during trial are often something along the lines of:

“In my holy opinion, you are utmost guilty!”

“Love, he just asked a question, let’s not make assumptions just yet.”

“UGH, fine🙄”

• Will make comments during trials that are guaranteed to be the foulest roasts you have ever heard. The entire time you two are just trash-talking everyone, gossiping like high-schoolers.

• The hydro archon cannot get enough of you, but she is highly inexperienced in relationships. Therefore she will be flustered to initiate anything, but will brush it off with a mocking laugh. She adores acting all high and mighty, like you are lucky to even be around her (It’s the other way around). However If you were the one to touch her out of nowhere, she would practically melt, trying her best not to cling onto you like a koala.

• (Sometimes however, she does cling like a koala.)

• PDA is a bit iffy, because she does get extremely flustered, but she wants everybody; and I mean everybody to know that you are hers. So the Lady Justice will sit there, head up high with pride, blush all over her face, boasting about how she is the best of archons and of course has the best partner. Kiss her on the cheek and watch steam come out of her ears.

• Lady Furina is the type to say “Eyes on me” to her partner, but not in a suggestive way, no. She just wants yours undivided attention, and will get annoyed If she can’t have it 24/7. Please for the love of everything, set boundaries with her. She is a being that has lived for hundreds of years, she has no idea what that is.

• Kisses with her are a bit awkward, stiff even. She would never allow for them in public (only on the cheek is okay, since she prefers not to get too flustered). Which means they would be intimately shared only between the two of you. Furina would drop the act ever so slightly, her truthful nature slipping out. The scared of rejection, terrified of losing you nature, which she hides underneath so many covers of her flamboyant personality. Perhaps, this vulnerability is what makes her kisses so emotional and so very her.

• Despite the fact that she can be a bit much, she tries to be as caring as possible around you. As someone who spends days and days analysing criminals, she picks up on behavioural patterns very easily. Therefore, as soon as you are upset, she is on the case, looking for a way to get you smiling again. She will drop anything and everything to be at your side If you need her, because you are just that important to her.

• However having said that, she is not the best at picking her words sometimes. Furina can be a little offensive with her comments, so just let her know it bothers you. After all she does care for you, and would hate having you hurt.

• Will not apologize. Unless she has tremendously fucked up, don't expect any verbal apology. Focalors is like Slavic parents, instead of saying “I’m sorry”, she will bring you a gift and tell you to stop sulking. After all, she’s the god of Justice, she’s not used to being wrong.

• The one archon out of all in Teyvat to think about marriage the most. I mean she is the holy deity and persona number one in her own court, she can arrange that whenever and however she wants. As your relationship progresses, Furina finds herself daydreaming about you and her having a majestic wedding. The thought makes her giddy with excitement.

• Dates with this archon are spontaneous, and are probably the most unique you have had in your life. I mean, who else would take you sightseeing into the abyss? Yeah, only this one.

• Can be a Karen to service workers whenever you go to restaurants. Don’t let her, or she’ll never stop.

• Overall, being in a relationship with Focalors is spontaneous, fun and lively. Never a dull moment with her, but she can be overbearing and a bit clueless. Have patience for her, she does truly love you after all, as much as a deity can.

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• Catching Focalors’s attention in the first place is not that difficult, for one reason. Yes, she seeks constant entertainment and you would think that she needs a jester for a partner to keep her in a relationship. But due to her tendencies and the fact that everyone only adores her for the dramatics she puts on, she can get quite lonely.

• No one really knows or understands the hydro archon for who she is, therefore she is terrified of slipping up, making a mistake, showing any sign that she isn't all mighty and all knowing.

• So If you manage to see past that façade, and not make fun of her for it? Take her heart, It's already yours.

#genshin impact #genshin x reader #ei x reader #baal x reader #raiden shogun x reader #furina x reader #focalors x reader #genshin imagines #genshin impact x reader

[daze4all]

English Fanlyrics Raiden Shogun Theme Nightmare theme (ft. Makoto, Ei, and Kunikushi)

Warning kind of a Spoiler for Raiden Ei, Inazuma, Sumeru Scaramouches Story Quest

- If you really listen to the lyrics Below and read the poem & context further below.

  -Ei-

A mirage, an illusion of truth 

Grasping lost dreams as fleeting lightning Sakura bloom 

The lightnings glow  

Better to not know 

See through, Samsara’s eyes 

Deep in Meditation, A Disguise

Life an ephemeral bubble of truth 

The fallen forms that delude

—Raiden Shogun-

Rendered real no longer 

Shadow qnd light torn asunder*

—

Sword and spear, Fallen figures

No longer linger *

—

Torn to oblivion 

Those who seek visions *

Wary of those believing 

The gaze of the divine is all seeing 

Torn asunder

 by Lightning and thunder

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Gods Hold No Pity *

And Show No Mercy 

-Makoto-

Waking world woven from the tapestry of dreams 

All shall fade into unperturbed unfettered eternity 

Tradition, tales, and life of old 

Friends buried under a stone statue cold

A dream unsung, cannot be recovered 

But in eternity preserved forever. 

—

-Kunikushi- 

Lightning strikes life 

A replica that will suffice 

A puppet under heaven’s eyes 

Dance with the tune or die *

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A shadow play under heavens gaze

Those that break the rules must pay*

Torn to oblivion 

Those who seek visions 

Masked in lies and fear 

Silence any truths you hear. 

—

Shadows on the wall I see 

Are but delusions for you and me. 

—

-Makoto-

When the sakura tree blooms anew untold—

Let the mystery of truths unfold

—

The world brims with mystery 

Reality survives underlying fantasy* 

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*Background Context Spoiler of Inazuma Sumeru Quest & Full Poem Below*

Spoiler ( Miko’s Bookstore hiding the true history of the world told in stories)

Lyrics are somewhat interchangeable but imagine each gets along with each reiteration of Raiden/electro archon. 

Makoto

Raiden Shogun the puppet

Ei in Euthymia 

Makato the twin sister and Past Raiden Shogun 

Kunikushi aka Scramouche the puppet Raiden created but was discarded by Miko “Let free” in Raiden’s mind from his duty as successor of Raiden shogun and joined  the fatui (Id say more but spoilers and also somewhat head-canon has this happened) 

So technically  another Raiden expy lol 

Plus he uses her theme in his song

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Full Poem & Extra Lines that Didn’t make the Cut

-Raiden Shogun-

Waking world woven from the tapestry of dreams 

All shall fade into unperturbed unfettered eternity 

Wary of those believing 

The gaze of divine is all seeing 

Torn to oblivion 

Those who seek visions

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Under statue stone cold,

Holds the code

Sieze visions 

Prevent Delusions 

Trapped for eternity,

When will we be free?

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-Ei Poem- 

A mirage, an illusion of truth 

Grasping lost dreams as fleeting lightning Sakura bloom 

The lightnings glow  

Better to not know 

Torn asunder

 Lightning and thunder

-

See-through, Samsara’s eyes 

Deep in Meditation, A Disguise

-

Life an ephemeral bubble of truth 

The fallen forms that delude

Rendered real no longer 

Shadow qnd light torn asunder*

Sword and spear, Fallen figures

No longer linger *

—

-Makato Poem-

Tradition, tales, and life of old. 

Friends buried under a stone statue cold

Torn asunder

 Lightning and thunder

That which is lost 

With the Sakura petals falling 

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A dream unsung, cannot be recovered 

But in eternity preserved forever. 

-

Never lose again in solitude 

Sakura petals still bloom.

When the sakura tree blooms anew unfold

Let out, the mystery, of truths untold

Reality survives underlying fantasy*   

The fairytales are true history 

-KuniKushi-

Lightning strikes life, 

A replica that will suffice 

A puppet under heaven’s eyes 

Dance with the tune or die 

A shadow play under heavens gaze

Those that break the rules must pay*

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Gods Hold No Pity *

And Show No Mercy 

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Masked in lies and fear 

Silence any truths you hear. 

Wary of those believing 

The gaze of divine is all seeing 

Shadows on the wall I see 

Are but delusions for you and me. 

#raiden shogun #ei genshin #ei x reader #genshin scaramouche #yandere scaramouche #scaramouche #genshin wanderer #hat guy #kunikuzushi #genshin music #genshin impact #sumeru #genshin inazuma #genshin fanart #Youtube

[welcometotheunknownlosers]

Ok ive made a comprehensive list of genshin characters and undertale songs id attribute to them theres about 10% thought and 90% vibes here you understand

Albedo: Uwah!! So Holiday

Alhaitham: Chill

Amber: Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap

Itto: Thundersnail

Barbara: Quiet Water

Beidou: Run!

Bennett: Nyeh Heh Heh!

Candace: Premonition

Chongyun: Ghouliday

Collei: Can You Really Call This A Hotel, I Didn’t Recieve A Mint On My Pillow Or Anything

Cyno: Dogbass

Dehya: Undyne

Diluc: Stronger Monsters

Diona: Dating Tense!

Dori: Shop

Eula: Danger Mystery

Faruzan: Live Report

Fischl: Oh! Dungeon

Ganyu: Small Shock

Gorou: Dogsong

Hu Tao: Death Report

Jean: Bergentrückung

Kazuha: Don’t Give Up

Kaeya: But The Earth Refused To Die

Ayaka: For The Fans

Ayato: Mysterious Place

Keqing: Enemy Approaching

Klee: Temmie Village

Sara: NGAHHH!!

Shinobu: Dating Fight!

Layla: Memory

Lisa: Snowdin Town

Mika: Pathetic House 

Mona: Unnecessary Tension

Nahida: Your Best Friend

Nilou: Waterfall

Ningguang: It’s Raining Somewhere Else

Noelle: Respite

Qiqi: Menu (Full)

Ei: Battle Against A True Hero

Razor: His Theme

Rosaria: She’s Playing Piano

Kokomi: Fallen Down

Sayu: Good Night

Shenhe: Snowy

Heizou: Dating Start!

Sucrose: Alphys

Childe: Anticipation

Thoma: Core

Tighnari: Ruins

Traveler: Determination

Venti: sans.

Scaramouche: Dummy!

Xiangling: Tem Shop

Xiao: Power of “NEO”

Xingqiu: Ghost Fight

Xinyan: Metal Crusher

Yae Miko: It’s Showtime!

Yanfei: Another Medium

Yao Yao: Home

Yelan: Stronger Monsters

Yoimiya: Bring It In, Guys!

Yun Jin: Confession

Zhongli: Asgore

Baizhu: Oh My…

Kaveh: Death By Glamor

Dainsleif: Undertale

Kirara: Spider Dance

Aloy: Wrong Enemy !?

#Genshin impact #thought about doing character tags but nah #Genshin #undertale

[hiraya-rawr]

Weapon banner is almost never worth it for f2p.

If you do pull, I would say : have at least 40 wishes saved up, be okay with the potential of getting the other weapon, make sure the 4 star rate ups aren’t useless.

For example. I am f2p who saved for a year+ and pulled for Yae Miko, and got her C1. I had 70 wishes left over so I pulled on weapon banner. It was the perfect banner because it had PJC which I could use on Kaeya and Xingqiu, and her signature weapon. I ended up getting both back to back because I was lucky. But it’s always character constellations > weapon for damage difference usually.

But, you also shouldn’t pull for a weapon if it’s so niche like Venti unless that’s your main ride or die team. Yae Miko’s weapon I can put on Lisa and Heizou (if I had him, cry) and possibly Scaramouche so I always saw it as worth it. Hu Tao’s weapon is worth it for many. Raiden’s Weapon would be worth it for Xiangling, etc. Itto good for claymores especially Noelle. Ayaka weapon good on every sword user lol.

Just use good judgement because you don’t want to waste primos 😁😁💕💕

thank you for the advice ill keep that in mind 🥰 im amazed how you saved up for a year for yae 😭 like euhdsfnk what about the other characters? im always amazed by people who save up as someone who spends it when i get 10 to 20 wishes!

i sometimes pull in the weapons banner especially since i like to build all my characters (or at least make them decent lvl60+ with artifacts). if i have too many new characters, i wont be able to build them all and id feel bad hahahha 😅

#hira replies

[sangoqueenkoko]

ELECTRO MASTERLIST

MAIN MASTERLIST

‼️ - contains mentions of blood etc, or angst

✨ - for a writing event!

If you like, please leave a heart and maybe reblog🥺

cyno - please be careful next time - fluff + bonus headcanons ‼️

Cyno gets hurt while in a fight. You take responsibility for taking care of him.

cyno - you know id still die for you - sadness then some fluff

During the happiest day of your life, some memories are bound to come up.

raiden ei - headcanons - fluff

Life with Ei.

raiden ei - headcanons - fluff ✨

It's Christmas in Teyvat and can be celebrated differently as to how each person wants.

yae miko - a kitsunes new kin - fluff

Yae Miko tells the Traveler a story about a child and their fox companion.

kujou sara - headcanons - fluff ✨

It's Christmas in Teyvat and can be celebrated differently as to how each person wants.

last updated: March 5th 2024…

more coming soon…

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[mobauniverse]

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[64bitgamer]

[thetrashywritingwitch]

I gotchu fam

Miko is my kitten, she's 4 months now and is so big compared to when I got her! She likes to try and jump into the tub with me, and she loves watching movies, though she's especially been enjoying Harry Potter lately.

#id die for miko #absolutely amazing content #thank u thank you 💕❤💖💕❤💖 #submission

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

Reasons I like tfp #711:

YOU GO YOU LITTLE CHAOS ANGEL

#s3 ep13 #deadlock #miko #i love her #so much #id die for miko #test me #reasons i like tfp

[baltharino]

#id die for them #glitch techs #miko kubota #hi five #high five #ally #gif #gifset #hector nieves #me ko #cartoon

[fuu-ku]

I realized that the Ramshakle dorm probably either

A. Didn’t have running water at all or B. Only had cold water

And I’m gonna assume this lasted for months until Crowley got the plumbing work goin

#twisted wonderland #twst #just a random thought #i would not be able to last #and the amount of dust and mold and THE SAFETY HAZARDS #i cannot begin to even IMAGINE THE BUGS AND RODENTS IN THERE #omg id die i would cry my eyes out the first night i would have to stay in the dorm #miko shut up

[raidenshogunmommy]

I got an ask for a continuation of this fic. I'M SO SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE ASK AND I DID NOT CHECK THE ID BUT I REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

Ok. But I'll be honest I don't wanna elaborate and ruin the prompt especially for Miko. But the amount requests like damn-

So. I'll write a continuation for Scara!! ( btw I have another ask for pt 2 of the fic I might answer that by adding more characters cuz I really love the prompt hehe)

And pls dni if you are not comfortable with the themes involved

Pt 2 here

Warnings: angst, no comfort, s€lf h@rm, major death (reader), gore, written before sumeru release or leaks hence, completely based on my imagination. (pls lemme know if I forgot something)

Genre: angst duh lol

Characters: Scaramouche×gn!reader

Tags: one-shot, continuation fic

He finds himself digging the knife that was meant to kill you into the the skin of his own arm after making sure you were out of sight. He couldn't finish his job in the end, after all he put you and himslelf through.

Back at fatui headquarters, he reports back to the Tsaritsa. No one has questioned him about the stitches on his arm or anything regarding his mission. Except of course the one who gave him the mission.

Scaramouche knows better than to lie to the Tsaritsa. So, he ends up confessing that he failed to complete his job. And also that he had fallen in love despite the strictly specific instructions to not. Also apologizes for having claimed he was incapable of regular emotions such as those before taking on the task.

He gets dismissed and gets asked to wait for her excellency's decision regarding his future as a fatui harbinger for failing a task that could've led them alot closer to their goal altogether.

During the unendurable wait, he also faces the unbearable heartache of knowing that all he ever did to the one he loved was use them, give them a fake relationship and fake happiness and hurt them. How could he live with himself knowing that? Even though he didn't have a choice in his forever continued existence, which he knew he didn't and never would, he really really just wanted to make himself hurt more than he hurt you.

He stares at his arm for a long moment. And it hits him. Even if he is unable to die, he can still feel pain.

Reaching for the nearest blade, he begins to recount and regret—

"Harbingers." The Tsaritsa calls out, as all eleven of them assemble in front of her in a flash and bow down in perfect coordination.

She holds her chin up as she proposes this new task which as she puts it is top secret and of the utmost important.

"This assignment is associated with the rumoured archon's child in Sumeru. Remember, this is an undercover mission, thereby forbidding you to ever reveal your identity as a fatui harbinger at any given point in the duration this year long mission." Making sure to accentuate her point regarding the seriousness, with just the surface level details, she takes a quick glace at the assembled group before continuing. "Be warned. The ploy is to extract any and all information about the whereabouts on the dendro gnosis and of course if at all possible given your status or position acquiring the gnosis itself, and then eliminating the informant." She pressed on the last part.

The tension in the throne room rose significantly, as looks were exchanged. But nobody expected the Tsaritsa to say what she said next.

"For this particular informant to become trustworthy— and let me be clear about this, you are required to use romance to soften them up. For this reason, only a person who can forgo of their own emotion can be the candidate for the job." With that in mind the duration of the mission starts to sound a lot more intimidating. The Tsaritsa patiently waits for them to process it.

In the matter of a few seconds, two rising figures are seen. She raises her brows in curiosity, she certainly didn't expect volunteers.

The figures that rose to the challenge were none other than Signora and Scaramouche, while the rest remain in their respectful stance.

Scaramouche boldly steps forward with a smug expression on his face. As Signora watches this she suddenly decides back down.

—Oh how he wished she hadn't. Because it ended up with him here. On the verge draining all the blood from his arm.

After a few hours of waiting in agony he heard footsteps as he hurriedly covered his arm and hid the blade.

"...T-the Ts-sarits-s-sa will see-e y-you n-ow." The quite anxious agent said through the door.

"I'll be there in a minute." Scaramouche replied trying his best to hide the tremble in his voice.

Walking back to the throne room after cleaning up his arm and hiding the wounds. As he nears it he begins to have this growing feeling of dread in his chest. He tries to reassure himself that its all in his head.

But when he finally reaches the throne his eyes immediately fall onto the corpse at the feet of her excellency's throne. There was no mistake.

He started in utter horror as his face pales and he feels a shiver go down his spine as he realises that the Tsaritsa is out of her seat. Behind him he feels a finger trace the length between his shoulders as her voice whispers in his ear "why don't you step forward and look at your now finished job." Her voice is like steel. She steps back as he moves forward at her command.

He drops down, his legs unable to support him any longer.

It was almost as if his heart stopped as he stares into your lifeless eyes.

"With...this out of the way, guess what? You can keep your position as a harbinger. Congratulations." The smugness in her tone was not even attempted to be hidden.

PLS FORGIVE ME FOR THE LATE REPLY AND AGAIN FOR ACCIDENTALLY DELETING THE ASK.

#genshin fanfic #gn! reader #scaramouche #scaramouche x reader #angst #no comfort #gore #genshin impact #oneshot #scaramouche oneshot

[twstwonderlandstuff]

haha twst x genshin

sorry everytime i go into a new story or seomthing i WILL make crossovers about it ALFKVADKVNF of them meeting

its fun

lilia & venti

zhongli & malleus

kazuha & silver (idk, they look like they'd fit well together?)

Riddle & scaramouche (???)

granted, scaramouche is worse imo but like they get irritated?

no actually should it be sebek & xiao? but i feel like xiao & jamil go well together too...

hmm idk LOLOL

but benett & deuce + razor & jack is a given

we don't have someone like fischl, so idk... but maybe epel? i feel like they'd bounce off well

barbara & kalim? how's that? they can sing together (lolol)

THOMA & TREY SO TRUE DID YOU SEE TREY IN THE NEW MANGA HUSBAND MATERIAL

and thoma is best malewife (JUST LOOK AT HIS HANGOUT EVENT)

cater & ..?

but obviously the mascots go well together- grim & paimon r best buds

also traveller & yuu also get along (LMAO not me imagining yuu crying to traveller and being like "ayo wtf is this dude... wwsfsdvfsdflv")

actually that's just one my yuu's... she's sobbing onthe ground and whoring REAL hard LMAO

oh, but maybe lisa & kaeya & cater can vibe? im not sure

ruggie... hmm, ruggie... it should be someone in liyue me thinks, but im not sure who

but i feel like the dynamic of ruggie & hu tao is like the dynamic of ruggie & rook (?)

WAIT ROOK OHMYGOD would VIBE WITH... WITH... UM, FUCK

IDK IDK

WAIT AZUL & Ningguang + floyd & beidou!!! HEY THINK ABT IT!!!

...do we have a butler-esc character-? NOELLE & JADE- NO ONONO THAT'S NO!

jamil JMAIL JAMIL....,,, shit shit idk...besties help me out with him

wait what about idia??? damn r there any shut ins in genshin??? damn i gues Ei??? LMAOOOO

ortho would go with yae miko i guess? since they're helping their brother/friend?

ahhh id ont knw anymore but i want my oc to salivate over benett & razor

LIKE THE AMOUNT OF SKIN THEY'RE SHOWING YO MIGHT AS WELL STRIP THE TOP OFF LMAO U FEEL ME

ALSO BENETT'S BACK HAS AN OPENING IN THE BOTTOM??? SHIT SHIT SHIT

ALSO RRAZOR'S NOT EVEN WEARING A SHIRT HOWA M I

NO HOW IS MY GIRL , pining over boys & wanting a bf 24/7 here supposed to react

might as well just die lmao

#twisted wonderland #twst x gnshn #twisted wonderland idia #crossover #genshin spoilers #IM SO SORRY TO THAT 1 PERSON I AM SO SORRY #I JUST... IM SO SORRY... #When will this cycle of me not realizing my actions stop...

[angelprinz]

regarding ur speed racer thing au, im not an exhibitionist but i really dont mind the idea you proposed of being fucked on the head of the car (?) if tartaglia and yae r doing it :drool:

id suck yaes pussy so good and lick her juices all up while tartaglia fucks my ass so hard i cum like 10 times per second

i wanna see myself on the hub with the title of "pretty boy gets fucked hard by car racers tartaglia and yae miko" (ik ph titles arent like that but- listen to me)

am i pussy drunk and dick drunk? maybe. possibly. we'll never know

- with love, 🕊

dove, i am lowkey floopping super hard rn i just failed at getting ganyu despite being guaranteed FKSHUJKFSGF. ANYWAYS YES WOULD TOTALLY WATCH THAT PH VIDEO MWAH MWAH YAE IS SOOOO HOT I CAN'T... a sandwich between those foxes, i think i'd die. currently farming primos in enka to get ganyu n thinking abt pretty boys being railed by childe hehe... we would all get sex drunk from those 2, what a dangerous combo!!!!

#laven_talks #🕊 anon <3 #racing w laven

[jafndaegur]

Sesskag Week 2020 | Day 1: Crime

He-who-annoyed-her

Sesskag

a/n: If you accuse me of writing a wannabe BNA au, then I mean...youre not wrong but way to call me out lol

Kagome took a deep breath when she woke up. The unfamiliar room and the unfamiliar sounds of a city that wasn't her own caused her to pause and bite her lip. Sitting up was a disorienting affair. It felt as though the air hammered against her from every side, and it took every second of her waking to try and just focus on herself and the action of sitting up in bed.

"You're focusing too hard on the wrong things," the low voice from the other side of her door huffed, slightly muffled. "Just breathe. Let everything flow around you."

She growled and grit out, "I'm not in the mood."

There was no reply and she welcomed the silence.

That man on the other side of the door infuriated her. If she could even call him a man for that matter. That male. She groaned and rested her forehead against her palms, wishing she was anywhere else but here.

Still...she wondered how solid his advice was, he who annoyed her. Taking a few stabilizing breaths, she focused on the sounds and shifted pass the sensations—like strokes through water. Gradually and painstakingly slow, the overstimulation eased away. The bombardment that had assaulted her mind, all those irritants that she couldn't quite name, finally petered off. Taking a breath of relief, she slid her legs off the bed and dressed for the day.

Opening her door, the back side of he-who-annoyed-her faced her from across the room. His head was bent down and yet his posture was impeccable as always. The shorts strands of his hair tampered back along the base of his head, stopping just above the nape of his neck—pointed ears displayed quite clearly. The rest of him was hidden away behind an ever-pristine white coat, a red t-shirt, and jeans. He looked so clean cut, Kagome was almost grateful he wasn't wearing a stereotypical PI outfit of trench coat and suit.

"You are in less distress." His tone never wavered and it never reached anything other than a disinterested monotone. 

"Thanks for the advice," she muttered.

"Hn." He shut the book he'd been occupying and returned it to the shelf in front of him. "You'll find no shortage of youki, jaki, and miasma in this city. For as long as you stay here, a natural ability to ignore it is apparently imperative for your daily functions."

Kagome bit her lip and nodded, despite the sharp pang of pride stinging and making her want to snap and tell him she knew exactly how to block out things that weren't her reiki—she knew he was just trying to help. In fact helping was all the man, male demon she corrected herself, had done.

He turned around so that the bright glitter of his gilded eyes, and the stark contrast of crescent moon and magenta stripes on full display. This was Private Investigator Sesshomaru. Current landlord of her loft (which was actually a rooftop janitor's closet in his study) and interestingly enough her savior.

He stared listlessly at his nails. "I've recorded and analyzed the scents at the site where you were found. Based on the olfactory trails that were left behind, you were kidnapped and dragged here by a centipede demon."

"Centipede demon?" Kagome echoed with an owlish blink.

He flicked his gaze up with an unamused expression and didn't repeat himself.

There was a pause as Kagome messed absentmindedly with her bangs. Three days ago she woke up in one of the most dangerous places a girl like her, a miko to be exact, could be. Shikon City. A city with a 100% population of demons or those of direct demon descent. Not knowing where she was or how she was there, she suddenly woke—her body ablaze and overreacting to the completely untamed demonic energy that saturated the metropolis. And in her loss of control that was when he-who-annoyed-her found her, knocked her out, and took her to his home. Because there was one teeny tiny problem about Shikon city, unless you were an official or extremely and brazenly overpowered, the barrier surrounding the town neither let things in or let them out. So obviously the PI had questions. Questions she couldn't answer. 

What's your name?

"Kagome Higurashi."

Occupation?

"I'm a highschool student—although I just applied for my first year at Tokyo university."

You realize demons cannot leave this area, correct?

"W...what do you mean demons? We're in Meguro...aren't we?"

You're human.

"Um. Aren't you?"

"Thanks to your scent being eradicated by your reiki outburst a few days ago, I can neither confirm nor deny that you are actually from outside the barrier," Sesshomaru clenched his hand. "However your little stunt did not vanquish the smells on the surrounding ground and further behind you. Congratulations Ms. Higurashi, you may be able to process out of here in less than a month if what you claim is true."

Ah yes. That was one other thing, and it was the main reason for why she'd so kindly dubbed him the annoyance of her existence. "I told you. I had a wallet on me, and it wasn't there when you found me. Someone must've pinched my wallet, but if you find that, my ID in it would prove that I really am not a demon or from this city!"

"And yet conveniently, said-wallet disappeared before I arrived on the scene of your kidnapping."

"Aren't you a detective? Isn't it your job to find missing things?" She bit out with exasperation.

"You need money to hire me, Ms. Higurashi." He gave her a cruel and fanged smile. "And that was stolen. Apparently. Be grateful I'm scenting without charge as to why you are missing from wherever you came."

Her lip curled up in anger and she stormed away. Sesshomaru made no move to stop her and she was glad. Maybe she'd find her own way out! She didn't need that stupid, smug, stuck-up jerk's help. After all she was a miko, if she could make a barrier then surely she could escape one.

Outside in the open-city was as unnerving as it had been the first day. Different auras of all demonic pedigrees pressed upon her as if they knew she were a human. As if they knew they could disperse the holy energies inside of her. She shivered and didn't like the idea. Trudging along she wrapped her arms around herself and tried to avoid bumping into people along the walkways. The demons here were for the most part humanoid. Sesshomaru told her no one took on their true forms unless it were for festivals or protection. And extreme emotional overload. Her warned her that for every chance that she could blow a circuit, so could a demon. And neither outcome would be pretty.

Something pulsed.

The air, herself, the aura inside her. Sight shooting up, she swung her gaze everywhere, trying to spot what drew in her power. And that's when she saw her. An eerily tall, four armed woman with wiry wavering locks. She was walking away from her, and right then and there Kagome felt a shiver of familiarity. A centipede demon. What were the chances? Honestly in a demon city, what were the chances.

Tucking herself to the crowd and trying to appear small, Kagome followed the woman. There was no proof that the demoness had stolen the wallet—but if it was the same centipede that Sesshomaru had sniffed out, then it was really truly super super possible that the wallet had been stolen by her kidnapper. The only question was, why go through the impossible hassle of dragging Kagome from the human city to a demon one. It shouldn't have even been plausible and yet somehow it happened. But all that was taken was a little tiny wallet that was hardly more than an over-glorified coin purse.

Kagome tailed the centipede demon to a back alley that led into a dumpster area—little more than a small turnabout for garbage trucks to circle around once they've picked up their loads behind the buildings. Crouching against the wall and doing her best to hide, she waited to see what the centipede would do. To her horror, the woman turned towards her direction and slid a long and slimy tongue from parted lips. Between clawed hands she reached into the pockets of her outfit and held Kagome's missing item in the air.

"Oh little human so predictable. Come out, come out, I'm hungry," she sang out.

Hand covering her mouth, Kagome paled. Oh no.

"You need this don't you?" The demoness didn't move, just swung the pink wallet back and forth like a pendulum without a string. "All I had to do was hold onto this and my little meal came back to me without a fight and more importantly without that stupid guard dog. How tantalizing. I like obedience in a girl."

Something struck a nerve. 

Kagome stood up and stomped her way over, holy pink aura unhinged with her anger. "I'm hardly obedient! Least of all to someone like you!"

"Oh but you came to me, didn't you?" The centipede dropped the wallet and lunged—maw outstretched and ready to snatch up her snack.

No time to lose, Kagome ducked to the side, wrapping herself around the woman's leg and sending out a bolt of her aura. Purification rose into the air like the crisp clean stench of bleach. The demoness fell back and screamed as her leg faded away to wisps of incense—her body spasmed in pain as the residual effects of the purifying blast took its toll. Smiling Kagome picked herself up and sauntered over to her wallet. Well that was that.

One moment she was on her own two feet and the next she was elevated upside down, body restrained by tight exoskeletal coils. Kagome screamed and kicked, sending wave after wave of her miko abilities. And yet the hold on her only constricted.

The centipede woman extended her jaw and giggled. "See if you can get through my skin now, little human. Your struggling makes me even more hungry!"

This is it. This is where I die.

A flash of white, an agonizing scream, and then Kagome slammed into the hard cold cement. Her head spun and her limbs protested in agony. But when she looked up, Sesshomaru stood in front of her—protectively, angrily—claws barred and nose in the air. The centipede woman was no longer in her true form. The centipede woman was no longer. She lay in pieces, in shambles, in tatters on the floor melted by acid and torn apart. 

Not a single spot of blood stained the PI's still immaculate jacket.

Sesshomaru turned around with a smug grin that quickly faded while she sat up. His nose flared and his gaze snapped to the abandoned and pink wallet by his foot. He grabbed it and flipped it open, staring at the contents as if they personally offended him. 

The glare he shot her could've burnt a hole through her forehead if she had been paying attention. It took her a moment, but she realized why his nose was acting up. That wallet, that precious little thing that she'd been desperate to find and that he hadn't cared to find, held one thing that spoke on more volumes to he-who-annoyed-her than the words printed on the plastic ID in the pockets. That wallet had been stolen before she woke up her first day in Shikon City, and subsequently before she had burned her own scent in the subconscious attempt to self-purify. 

That meant her pure and unblemished scent, the details of her original home and original whereabouts, all sat there waiting for him to take a sniff and realize.

"Will you help me now?" She staggered to her feet and cradled her side. 

His gaze slid to where her hand rested, and lifted a delicate brow at the sight of blood seeping through her shirt. One of the slabs of the centipede's skin must've sliced the side.

"Only a human," he huffed and pocketed the wallet. He easily slid his arms beneath her legs and scooped her up against him. "Once we patch you up, we'll take you to the police for an official statement. This one will be able to start conducting the investigation from there."

Kagome smiled weakly and poked his chest. "Hey. Did you save me for free too?"

He rolled his eyes and didn't answer, carrying her out of the alleyway.

#skw2020d1 #sesskag #sesskagweek2020 #sesshomaru #sesshomaru x kagome #kagome higurashi #bna ish #au: brand new animal #i hope you like this steaming pile of garbage i served for day one i had waaay too much fun with it #skw2020