#idea to steal

[bananonbinary]

Crab Day

okay, so here's a new info post from the top.

the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.

solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)

the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)

i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.

#crab day #hello i am stealing the idea #ok i'll stop posting about it now i just wanted something to put in the tag

[krowbby]

Ankh-Morpork Dashboard Simulator

happy 40th anniversary everyone 🥳🥳

🌅peach-bi-street

who’s that watchman who’s kinda skrunkly

🐀↺riverrat Follow

helen. 

HELEN. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NOBBY NOBBS.

🌅↺peach-bi-street

oh yeah

#are you gonna look at me and tell me that im WRONG?

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#smallbusiness #ankhmorpork #ankhblr #deals

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💌postal-service-top Follow

saw the postmaster today in his stupid gold suit. hes so hot

🌚↺lesbianbaker

i don’t get why people say this he’s the most average looking guy ever. his WIFE however

#you know that post that’s like ur at a lesbian bar and a hot older woman is smoking #and ur like. ‘can yuo put that out on me’ #yeah

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do you guys think the patrician has a secret blog

🛤️↺makeyefret Follow

No, but I bet his secretary is on studyblr

🐶↺wufflesgirl Follow

are you kidding me the patrician is definitely on tumblr. brb committing treason so i can compliment his shoelaces

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peer-reviewed tags

#lord vetinari if ur reading this is legally a joke #wear an owl pin if ur one of us

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Ankh-Morpork Heritage Post

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trainhoe-deactivated19890205

hot take but i kind of think the guild of assassins and thieves are problematic. like one of them you could ruin someone’s life and the other one you’re literally KILLING people. i know rich people are delusional but i can’t believe they literally think the best school for their kids is murder college.

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assassins got them

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#discworld #terry pratchett #i have no idea if this is funny but i've spent too long on it already so here #feel free to steal any ideas if you wanna make your own one LOL #havelock vetinari #nobby nobbs #moist von lipwig #adora belle dearheart

[poobirdy]

bingqiu human/demon role reversal as requested by alliechickfics on twitter! for a modest donation to the listed organizations and individuals over at SVSSS Gotcha 4 Gaza, you too can get a prompt fulfilled in exchange.

#scum villain #svsss #bingqiu #luo binghe #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #mxtx #my art #blowing the dust off this account #the donation form is open until the 21st #i'll reblog a post abt the event that goes a little more in depth once this goes up #the idea for this au is that sy has been sealed in lbh's pendant for a Good While #up until ming fan steals/damages it and incidentally frees him #so ofc lbh is accused of housing a demon in the sect #what choice does he and sy have but to run tf out of there

[akascow]

i have this picture as my current desktop screen so everytime i close my laptop i say ‘game over’ and slam it shut

#i love him i swear #feel free to steal this idea i love putting my bisexual brunette into situations #saw #saw 2004 #adam faulkner stanheight #adam stanheight #saw franchise #saw movies #sawposting #adam saw #sawtism #john kramer

[lotus-pear]

teen skk being a menace to society (and each other) is my fav flavor of them

#i think everyone forgets that these bitches were literal teenagers no they wouldn't be fucking each other dirty every night #they'd be stealing gum and cigarettes from the drug store and watching low budget horror films together w burnt popcorn #bc dazai left the microwave on too long #that's their idea of a date #anyway im sick in the head thanks to them. sigh. gay ppl #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

[lepitorus]

here's some diagrams of my springbonnie/springtrap design because people seem to like it a lot! : D

#my art #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #springtrap #william afton #spring bonnie #yellow rabbit #hi esther i'm gonna steal your fnaf au naming conventions and tag this as #lepverse #zero idea if the notes i wrote on these are visible/readable but that's just how it is sometimes #long post #sorta #sorry!

[cowardlykrow]

“Not my circus, not my monkeys”… Except those are his monkeys and they are the circus

#Okay so i think the idea is that Lautski is on a date and the terror duo were ABSOLUTELY stalking them #because of course they would #but (if they weren't already being the most obvious stalkers) they get caught #because then the seagulls descended #but listen okay #Why they attack (and how on earth they carried that weeb away) is up to you guys #because i dunno #i’m just here to make nonsense comics that give me a good chuckle #NPMD #nerdy prudes must die #for some reason i gave them different clothes sorta?is it obvi i dont have a sense of style at all #Pete Spankoffski #Stephanie Lauter #Richie Lipschitz #Ruth Fleming #Also i don’t know why but when it comes to drawing comics #i forget who anatomy is #i seriously don’t know her #esp when it comes to arms? Lord do i hate arms #Art #fanart #Also this whole comic stems from a story about seagulls stealing sausage links? #that's all i got for you #also im so sorry steph my beloved #i can not draw you at all and this is a curse i carry like a ball and chain #starkid #hatchetfield #//Komic

[mikeyfrickinway]

Since I'm almost done working on em here's my demolition lovers costumes so far!

I started this in like mid/late March I believe

This is my first time doing beading ever, I probably should have started with something smaller or even tested on some scrap but I am nothing if not stupidly ambitious.

I wanna say this is roughly 14hours of work so far, I still want to add more to the dress and possibly make some accessories, we will see what I can get done by Saturday lol

#goin to the helena church Saturday for ghouls day out :] #i had this idea for so long i cant believe im actually doing it #i wanted to talk abt it SO BADLY but i didn't want someone to steal the idea and finish before me lol #i started with the dress and i can absolutely tell so im gonna go back over some parts #id show the side/back of the dress more but i cant close it properly in the back by myself lol #mcr #my chemical romance #demolition lovers #demolition lovers cosplay #my posts

[spacedace]

dp x dc prompt/mini blurb thing:

Somewhere along the line, stealing the Batmobile had seemed like the best option.

Elle would stand by that - admittedly short-sighted and kind of panic induced - logic. It was a vehicle that no one would try and stop. It was fast. The keys were in the ignition. Easiest car theft of her life. Or, well, unlife. Whatever. Still the easiest.

She may have forgotten that Superman could fly as fast as the stupid tank of a car could go. Or that Gotham had other vigilantes, that had bikes that were way more maneuverable, or that Billy was a big baby about car chases.

“WATCH THE ROAD!”

“YOU WATCH THE ROAD I’M DRIVING HERE!”

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dp x dc prompt #Billy Batson #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #superman #batman #grand theft batmobile #why are Elle & Billy stealing the batmobile? #no idea #are they old enough to drive? #next question please #why hasn't oracle just remotely taken over the car? #something something godly powers and ghostly interference #Clark is just politely knocking on the driver side window asking Elle to *please pull the car over* #Billy is not actually a baby about car chases Elle just inherited Danny's driving ability #Who inherited his driving skills from Jack #Even the gods are scared

[barksbog]

panther chameleon plushies!!!

based on the Amilobe locality of Furcifer pardalis

magnetic little hands for to grab things

soft

funny eyes

doesn´t need high humidty or complex care!

teddy joints for to move their little legs

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adopt one from my bog

barks-bog.com

#i´m honestly really proud of these #the eyes are quite complex and i didn´t think i could pull them off but i did!!! i will post a quick tutorial later how they are done #also thanks to palaeoplushies for letting me steal her idea of using trim for little spikes #the paint job is one the more complex ones i´ve done and i hope people like it because i would love to do more like this #plush #plushies #plushblr #chameleon #panther chameleon #furcifer pardalis amilobe #handmade

[frownyalfred]

Bruce trains with the League of Shadows, grows close with Talia and Ra’s, but — eventually — spurns their movement to return to Gotham and pursue his mission.

Years later, he shows up in the middle of the night at Talia’s door. There’s a body in his arms, wrapped in bloodstained sheets.

“The Pit,” he whispers, trembling, “is it true?”

#thoughts #not sure why this leapt to mind today but #I’m on this roll where i just write it down #instead of sitting on it and hating it #so #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #jason todd #batdad #batfam #talia al ghul #ra’s al ghul #Lazarus pits #Lazarus pit #fic ideas #aka Talia doesn’t steal him #Bruce KNOWS about the pits #or has a guess about ra’s #and just shows up desperately

[artgletic]

case study of the self-identified god

#obsessed with the fact that rain world is a game about survival #yet every character we meet has the express goal of trying to optimize killing themselves #every creature in game seems perfectly content fulfilling their role in the ecosystem no matter how many cycles they do the same thing #(rly obvious with gourmand's entire route. guy who lives their life to the fullest without the slightest hint of resentment) #it was really only the ancients who thought they were above it and thought of it as something to escape from #5pebbles is so interesting because the only reason hes “”“godlike”“” is because of his vast knowledge. if he was in any slugcats shoes he #would die instantly which is ironically what hes been trying to do this whole time #this comic was kind of exploring the idea of awareness (divinity) as something that drags down ones enjoyment of life (walking). #if 5p would humble himself down enough to walk around like any other creature #he would a) be much happier in life and b) achieve the ascension he's been gunning for for millennia like all the slugcats did #but he never will. #getting rid of all his work on the problem or even his awareness of it entirely #would just be a trick of convenience that steals away his godhood #and him calling himself godlike is kind of a cope LOL #a cope being faced with a problem he was never meant to solve #a cope being faced with what he did to moon #a cope being faced with the rot inside him #oh well. #anyway fuck 5 pebbles i hate that guy #rain world #rain world fanart #rw five pebbles #rain world five pebbles #rw gourmand #rain world gourmand #five pebbles #rain world void worm #rain world ancients #also JUST KIDDING ilu 5p. you suck but i💛u

[phantoms-world-and-more]

Danny makes a nest

So Danny was visiting Dani in the ghost zone and they both get sucked through a portal and into another universe

At first, they look around searching for another natural portal but can't find one, (Fenton luck again)

After some trial by fire they figure out if they save up enough energy they can combine their ability and make a portal themselves

But like I said, they need energy for that lots of energy

So they build a nest, which helps store energy, and helps them rest and since this universe has a fair amount of ambient ectoplasm if they make the nest out of things that have ambient ectoplasm it can cut the time in half!

So dani and Danny start building their nest

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And JL are facing a problem

2 creatures are taking artifacts and spellbooks

They swoop in, take what they want and leave, they've tried stopping them but the creatures just ignore them

They are not often seen together but Constantine said they're very similar in structure and magic that they must be related

The odd part is they don't hurt anyone

They don't attack the JL members that try and stop them, they don't go after civilians and they only go after artifacts that contain death magic

The JL don't know what to make of it

Though they might have to up this on the priority list because when Bruce got home, Talia Al Ghul was their and the first thing she said was

"some creature took the lazerous pit"

#danny phantom #fic prompt #danny fenton #daily prompt #dc x dp #dp x dc #funny #dc #batman #talia al ghul #dani phantom #Danny steals the lazerous pit #Dani helps #The JL have no idea what to make of the 2 creatures stealing death mafic #Danny and dani become eldritch when they have to much energy #They have no idea

[himbionn]

SHAKES HIM LOVINGLY

Undercut Adrien Undercut Adrien Undercut Adrien UNDERCU

#adrien agreste #miraculous ladybug #chat noir #punk adrien #shakes that one artist who did green hair for him #I’m stealing your idea #ALSO YEAH CAT DEISGN ON UNDERCUT #IM SO CREATIVE NO ONE TALK TO ME #Luka is punk adriens maker #he did his piercings #and clothes #and hair #and everything #marinette can’t escape these boys #luka knows what he’s doing #also adrien absolutely does his hair at school so he can be cool without his dad knowing #SPRAY ON HAIR DYE IS HIS REASON OF LIVING

[daily-odile]

heights (act 6 edition)

#so you know how they fall out of the air in act 6 #isat spoilers #in stars and time #isat #isat odile #sorry for shamelessly stealing your funny ideas and posting them teal #day 25

[doorknobinmyayuss]

Radioapple shower thought! 📻🍎🚿

I was raised on a farm with goats and one thing I know about horned creatures is they LOVE being scratched around the horns to the point that they will start demanding it by head butting.

So the idea of alastor absolutely going limp-noodle for head scratches physically won’t leave my brain.

(Rough sketch for reference)

#hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin #hazbin radioapple #radioapple #hazbin alastor #hazbin skritches #if anyone wants to steal this idea PLEASE DO and send it to meeeee