#ideal man

[llamagoddessofficial]

Remember these asks? Well I got inspiration and….

It’s a work in progress :)

DUUUUDE THIS IS SO GOOOOOOD

#LOOK AT HIM CREEPIN IN THE DARKNESS #ideal man #also the idea of her being a 'ghost hunter' makes it so much better - she likes to think she wants the paranormal in her life #until its actually in her life #its all fun and games until she's the centre of attention #but also means... she'd have some degree of fascination and excitement toward cryptid husband #HELL YEAH

[lexielivid]

Give me a chance like plssss

#book quotes #cottagecore #movies #music #dark academia #hot celebs #boyfriend #ideal man #art #aesthetic #kpopco #asian men #pen15 #pen15 x reader

[hairychestloversblog]

My perfect, perfect man 🤩 🫠

The things I’d let him do to me 🤔🤔🤭🤭

#very hairy #handsome #teddy bear #bearded hunk #ideal man #furry #hunky man #the things i’d let him do to me

[flintmcgraw]

There is no daylight between you and I.

(Click for better quality. ID: A watercolor painting of John Silver from Black Sails, staring into the mid-distance with a troubled expression and one side of his face lit brightly by cascading rays of light.)

#black sails #john silver #blacksailsart #art #watercolor #he's so pathetic and wet #ideal man #i have another one from another reference that i may or may not finish and i'll post both but for now. here he is

[suaimhneas-gairid]

siri play wap

#buddy said Good Morning #ideal man #gonna date guy and get him to eat crisps from a mixing bowl because that's the only way i can love him #käärijä #jere pöyhönen

[bl0nd3brun3tt3]

need to get lust for life in red on my hip 🩶

#girlblog #girlblogging #hell is a teenage girl #lana del rey #60s fashion #americana #lana del ray aesthetic #i love him #ideal man #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #ultraviolence #ride lana del rey #lana stan #lana del ray lyrics #lana unreleased #tattoos #lana del ray moodboard #pink pilates princess #pink blog #pink moodboard #lana del slay #victoria secert model #a level history #black and red #diet coke #lizzy grant

[techhasmjolnir]

Made this a little while ago,and it's dedicated to all those that loathe Tech without his lenses, but otherwise claim to love him. Nah, you really don't, because you're superficial AF.

#star wars #the bad batch #clone force 99 #tbb tech #he is beautiful #ideal man #the bad batch tech

[club-cheongyang]

#shownu #monsta x #born 1992 #kpop idols #son hyunwoo #male abs #biceps #muscle #collar bones #male idol #monsta x shownu #black tank top #mx shownu #ideal man #male beauty #athleisure #tank top

[altocat]

Clive is probably my second favorite FF protagonist just behind Cloud. He lacks the edginess and cockiness of a lot of his predecessors. If anything, he's just a genuinely soft, humble, kind man with a good heart. He loves his friends and family dearly, always holds himself accountable, pets his doggo and drinks a hearty brew of Respect Women Juice every day.

He's a good boy. He deserves everything ❤️

#clive rosfield #FFXVI #I'm almost done with the gameee #Final fantasy #Him and Jill being constantly supportive of each other is just *chef's kiss* #Ideal man #He deserved a happy ending

[floralcavern]

I’m a simple gal. I want a guy who’ll treat me nicely, take interest in my interests, tease me but not make fun of me, make me feel loved, and laugh at my bad puns. In short, I want a Ghibli man.

#Hopeless romantic #ideal man #ideal type #ghibli #studio ghibli #Ghibli men

[llamagoddessofficial]

Thank you somuch @robobbin for being patient with me, they commissioned this a few days before I got violently ill. It was a blast to write, though, and I hope it wasn’t too much of a pain to wait!! 

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“SANS! HURRY THE FUCK UP, YOU’RE TAKING FOREVER! YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ME LATE FOR TANGO CLASS!”

“shut up, boss, i’m comin! i was just gettin cufflinks!”

Sans opened the car door, getting heavily into the passenger seat and slamming it with a little more force than was necessary. Papyrus looked at him as he wound up the window he’d just yelled out of, a grimace of confusion on his sharp scarred face.

“CUFFLINKS? I DIDN’T KNOW YOU EVEN KNEW THOSE EXISTED.”

Sans sneered, fiddling with the little gold buttons on his sleeves. His white shirt was ironed and new, black pants pressed and shoes noticeably absent of scuff marks. His usual gold rings adorned his phalanges. “weren’t you just complainin’ about bein late? shut up and drive.”

Papyrus rolled his eyelights, but started the ignition nonetheless, pulling the car out of the driveway.

... Sans would never admit his brother was right. He forced himself to stop fiddling, very unused to wearing cufflinks- in any other circumstance, he considered those sorts of tiny details stupid. Polished cufflinks, perfectly shined shoes, tailored jackets and tie clips... that was too much fuss, and Papyrus’ deal. Sans usually just left the house in whatever unironed item from the bundle of clothes on the back of his chair smelled the least bad.

You liked it when he dressed nice, though. He could tell. 

“IT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO SEE HER, ISN’T IT?”

Sans felt indignation flare in his chest, and he instinctively bit his tongue, even as a few flickers of crimson started to emerge on his cheekbones.

“i need a new jacket.” He grunted, glaring out the window.

“OF COURSE YOU DO.” Pap shifted gears. “THOUGH YOU’VE NEVER WANTED A TAILORED JACKET BEFORE. AND YOU’VE SUDDENLY ALSO GAINED AN EYE FOR FASHION, IN THE MEANTIME?”

Sans snapped. “shouldn’t you be happy? you’ve been up my tailbone for years about dressin’ better. now i’m tryin, yer gettin’ pissy about it, just because i’m goin to yer secret favourite tailor.”

Boss’ lip curled. “NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU’LL SUDDENLY WANT TO START WORKING OUT AT OUR GYM TOO.”

Again, Sans bit his tongue, unwilling to admit his brother was correct. ... Yes, he had been thinking about that recently. He had never been serious about any exercise other than fighting- now, he’d considered picking up weights or something like that, just so he could go to that gym you and Pap (and Undyne apparently) frequented together and see you there. 

... He couldn’t remember how Pap had met you, because Pap refused to elaborate. But either way, you had ended up workout buddies with his younger brother- an impressive feat, Pap was notoriously choosy about who he associated with, and even more choosy about his exercise regime. With that degree of Papyrus’ approval, it only made sense that your mysterious power to meet his standards also bleed into your other activities. Your hobby of tailoring had accidentally landed you as Papyrus’ preferred method of getting his suits fixed.

Papyrus was always pestering Sans about dressing better. Fixing his suits, getting them trimmed, yada yada... eventually, his brother had needled him into taking one of his expensive shirts to you to get it repaired. 

... And that’s when Sans met you.

“DON’T HARASS HER.” Papyrus said, as the car pulled up. But Sans ignored him, stepping out of the vehicle and approaching your door. 

Suddenly, he had butterflies in his ribcage. His brow furrowed- why, after everything he’d done in his life, was talking to a woman one of the most intimidating things he could imagine? 

He knocked, gently.

... 

... The door opened. And there you were- immediately an excited grin broke out across his face. Dressed in comfy home-wear, glasses glinting in the light, hair framing your face... hands on the door frame, little bracelets on your tiny wrists. Instantly, an instinctive swell of flirtatious bravado hit him, his chest inflating and his shoulders moving back as he reset himself in an attempt to quell the fluttery nervousness.

“heya, doll.” He purred.

“Hi, Sans. I like your shirt.” You sounded warm and friendly, glad to see him, gesturing for him to come inside. He obliged, taking his hat off as he stepped through the threshold of your home. “Sorry I had to call you all the way out to mine for your jacket measurements. It’s the only place I’ve got everything.”

“no sweat. any chance to see ya is a chance i’ll take. i had to be in town today, anyway.”

Around you, flirtatious quips and comments fell out of his mouth with a clumsy excitement. His mind felt like it was buzzing, but at the same time, it was calmer than it had ever been. The sensation was bizarre and new but he loved it, he couldn’t get enough of being around you. It’d be a lie to say he cared about fashion before- but as soon as he knew it was a passion of yours, he suddenly found himself far more invested than he ever could’ve imagined.

You’d renovated one of the rooms in your home into a little sewing room. It was cute; desks set aside with sewing machines, one desk totally swamped with scraps of fabric, mannequins with near-complete items of clothing sitting on their cropped bodies. You drew a notebook and a roll of tape out of a drawer, and he watched your cute expressions as you flipped through it... he got the feeling there was an incredible degree of organised chaos in that room; you knew exactly where everything was.

“I promise it’ll be quick.” You said, apologetically, approaching him with a nice lift to your step.

“aw, don’t say that.” He mock pouted. “was hopin’ you’d take your time sizing me up.”

... You blinked- but then you snickered as you got the joke, face lighting up. His cheekbones warmed at the sound.

“if you wanna be quick, that’s fine. suit yourself.”

“You’re funny.” You teased. “But you’ve got to hold still while I measure you.”

He grinned like a schoolkid who made a joke his crush liked. “glad you think i’m funny, sweetheart. i’ll try not to needle you while yer busy.”

You were an upfront person. You said what you thought, with honesty that others may have found startling. But he adored that about you- in some respects, he needed it. Perhaps it was why Papyrus liked you so much, too. Someone like him, living the life he led... he’d spent so long around lies that he could pick up the stench a mile away. He was sick of painted words, sycophants and weasels that couldn’t be more obviously just saying whatever kept their necks safe- any sign of a lie, and his worn Soul quickly retreated.

He craved the kind of honesty you gave. It was kind honesty, unconscious, the type that came from a place of trust. It made him feel like he could relax, and he didn’t realise just how much he craved it until he met you.

Nothing had sickly sugar coating. Everything just tasted good.

You started behind him, placing the tape vertically along the length of his spine, then horizontally across his shoulders. Then you moved to his side, measuring from his shoulder to his elbow, and from his elbow to his wrist... you moved slowly and methodically, sometimes laying the tape over the same area twice to be certain, noting each number down in your book. 

He had to swallow a few jokes to let you concentrate.

“Here.” You eventually came around to his front. “Could you lift your arms, please? I need to take your chest measurement.”

“you could take anythin’ from me if you asked that nicely again, peach.”

...

You flushed. The only problem with being around you was his cheekbones would ache from so much smiling.

“... You’re impossible.”

“only for you.”

He held his arms up obediently, and you wrapped the tape measure around the thickest part of his chest... for a moment, you paused, seeming to notice how close the two of you were standing to one another. You glanced up at him from behind your glasses, face pinkening even more.

He gave you a wink. You quickly averted your eyes, quietly clearing your throat and looking back to the tape’s number. 

... He saw how you talked and acted around Papyrus. There was a marked difference between your interactions with his brother, and with him. You smiled more, with him... you stood closer. And you blushed more. 

He couldn’t deny it got his hopes up.

“There we go.” You said, retreating a step and fiddling with your bracelet. “That’s everything. Usually I’d take a waist measurement too, but you, uh...”

“don’t have one.” He chuckled.

You returned his smile. “Making jackets for skeletons is always interesting, that’s for sure. I’ll let you know when it’s ready.”

“perfect. i won’t bug you any longer, i got a meetin’ in town i gotta attend.” He put his hat back on, ready to teleport out. “was real nice seein you again, doll.”

“... Nice seeing you too.” You mumbled. “Oh, uhm... before you go, Sans?”

“yeah?”

Your eyes narrowed. “You know your cufflinks are backwards, right?”

...

fuck.

#commissions #he is Flirt but he is Stoopid #ideal man

[azariemm]

Ok, I’ve had it

I’m gonna be one of those delusional girls that write down their ideal man on their notes to manifest it.

I’m sorry, I do want love

#i love him #daily diary #ideal man #cliche #love live #portry #manifesting #manifesation #manifesting love #delusional #did you hear about the girl who lives in delusion? #you do you girly #female hysteria

[mossy-rot]

me giggling and kicking my feet watching clips of a romance route from a game i'll never play

#yeah this is about astarion #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #astarion bg3 #his voice acting is just. mwah mwah mwah #ideal man #mossy's rambles #luci's rambles

[randomizedspaghetti]

Show me a man that DOESNT look good with scruff like Aragorn and hair like Frodo Baggins

#frodo baggins #aragorn #ideal man

[bl0nd3brun3tt3]

Wish I could find cute pallets like these!!!

#girlblog #girlblogging #hell is a teenage girl #lana del rey #60s fashion #americana #lana del ray aesthetic #i love him #ideal man #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #eyeshadow #fionna apple #hole #diet coke #lizzy grant #stargirl #ultraviolence #cinnamon girl #lana del ray moodboard #pink pilates princess #victoria secert model #90s supermodels #black and red

[mugenloopdalove]

who's caught your eye in fallout 👀

I haven't watched the show yet (gonna watch it w bestie tomorrow) but when they were describing the characters he had an insant hold on me 🩷 apparently ppl are hardly paying him much attention either which just makes me want him more.

#apparently hes kinda a dumbass but also just kind of a dick #ideal man