#idek where im going anymore.....

[deus-ex-mona]

looking on at the ✨hype✨ about last stage like

#i wanna be excited about it too!!!!! lemme in~~~~~~~~~~ #maybe it’s just bc i didn’t listen to the ‘loid version on the koishiteru album but i think im not as excited about it as i should be lmaooo #on jp twt there are fans screaming about last stage and i. feel kinda left out ngl??? fomo’s hittin’ like a truck and idek w h y #but me? im just clinging to meoto to ✨carry on✨ #idk why but it kinda sounds like that song aka***ki enstrs sang to beat r****ts to a pulp in the anime #i dont even like enstrs anymore so idk why that song was the first thing i thought of when i heard the preview help #in any case!!!!! i hope the rest of the new songs get mvs!!!! especially meoto!!!!!!!!!!!! #going by the love chuchuchu(chu! kawaikute gomen—) im p sure that’s gonna be the moge mv lol #wont be surprised if their outfits in the mv are the same ones that they’re wearing in the moge-ilustrated album standees… #if that is indeed how the oshi no mahou mv is gonna go… all of you will now owe me tree fiddy >:) if not nothing happens idk #im very much looking forward to seeing where the completely new direction of upcoming lxl songs is gonna take us though #(p r a y i n g for lxl falling for each other in 4k hd p ls—) #g o d i should really get some sleep my innate state of crabbiness is creepin’ in the tags here too aaaaaa

[bangcakes]

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#still crazy to me that i live in a world where i can just ??? message him whenever i want n he replies ??? #we've come such a long way its insane #like this time last year we hadnt even messaged unless it was thru like. the class dc server JDJDJDJDJDJ #actually like a year ago yesterday he blew my fuckin mind bc i was walkin from the parking lot to class n he was just standing there #waiting for me ???????? it blew my fuckin mind bc at that point id given up on him right. i was like ok no way this guys into me but JDJDJDJ #i was super early for the test n he said he had to go put something away in his car n he happened to see me n we talked all the way to #the exam and all b4 JDJDJSSJNSNS #our relationship is so weird. like just so weird #i feel like we gravitate toward each other its..... idek JDNNDDNNDNZ #this has never happened to me b4. like usually i talk to the guy n its like o .... actually ur not what i imagined djdjsjsjs #but this guy #... so annoying bc he gets better every time n we've known each other for over a year now #idk i just.... ive talked about it b4 but our similarities are insane. and like the way we kept bumping into each other ???? #idk its so weird JDJDZJJZJZJS #i think its mutual i really do. i think its just gonna take awhile to make a move. idk if its gonna be me or him but... #yeah im not really worried anymore #personal

[kekaki-cupcakes]

My opinion on TSATS

The plot was as holey as Will's cheese hat and I love the book and hate it and would build a throne for it then burn it and cry and thank Rick and Mark then kill them on sight and-

#i love solangelo but rick probably should have left the gays to us to write bcs ive read fanfiction thats better #i still read it and enjoyed it mostly #i bought the dam book okay #my favourite parts were literally everything before tartar sauce #where did Hazel and Reyna go??? #they just poofed out of Nicos memorys ig #but apollo siblings i love u 😌 #and Piper and Nico at the end was kinda forced but still sweet and SHEL ily #but...camp was just...empty?????? #lile wtf #years of lore just gon #will watches true crime and Nico carrys little bones with him #thats what i took out of it #Shel has a nose peircing and Will wore shorts to hell #im satisfied #and will now delete the rest of the book from my brain #but i love it sm #idek anymore #pjo fandom #tsats #the sun and the star #solangelo book #solangelo #willsolace #will solace pjo #nico pjo #nicodiangelo #nico di angelo

[glitterghost]

Take me back to all weekend hangouts with friends. When nothing else really mattered but laughter, snacks, and late night shenanigans.

#i literally go weeks without seeing friends anymore #everyone is stressed and busy or we have zero energy #or we are just too depressed #i can remember spending entire weekends with friends and spending all day and night to hang out in the week #when work didnt control 98% of when you could see the people that help keep you sane #its discouraging and sad and i hate it #i just miss not worrying about anytbing than maybe what movie we would watch #or where to eat #or idek im just tired of all this *gestures to current state of affairs* #outings hve become stopping to get a little treat & enjoying it in empty parking lots for a bit of peace & often being lonely in the proces

[wink-1-8-2]

just a few lil snippets of the next chapter cuz i think im funny <3

#idek where im going with this anymore #(thats a lie the plot is painful to me) #i hate this chapter with a burning passion so im gonna make fun of it #bela's writing #danger days #some of these make no sense #but maybe they will???

[palms-upturned]

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#meg talks #dude trying to write jean vicquemare is so hard 💀 #i think mostly bc like. idek how to articulate my thoughts abt this guy #tbh i can’t say i Like jean since he’s. y’know. a cop #kinda like how harry is v interesting and i am invested in him as a person by virtue of inhabiting him #im sort of invested in jean as someone who’s important to harry #and as someone who’s an interesting individual in his own right #(never not thinking about ‘’there is nothing more in that beloved future of yours. we are all done there. done and gone.’’) #but im also like. man i dunno. i don’t think harry has any real future w the rcm #not a good one anyway #and i feel his friendship w jean is like… #well it’s on its last leg really isn’t it… if you don’t stay sober and u have no one to vouch for you #he leaves you to potentially die #i don’t know… sksbsbxjxj I understand how and why they ended up where they are now #but i don’t feel like there’s any real chance of them coming back from it u know #i get the appeal of the content of the task force friendship™️ stuff but i just can’t get behind it #like yeah they’re friends but they’re so… [gestures helplessly] #i can’t even articulate it!!! i just feel like them all being cops really destroys the potential for REAL friendship #i think even the miracle that brought kim and harry together will lose its luster if they don’t change #where was i even going w this idk anymore 😭 #just lots of complicated feelings abt jean and harry’s friendship #i think he’s a v funny and interesting and complex character but also not a good guy #what does any of that mean in the end? i dunno im falling asleep

[catboyfurina]

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#beeep #im so mad for health reasons but i can t word why im just so mad #i wish i didnt have to rely on other people not because of some uwu asking for help is hard reason (like it is but that s not why #) but because other people are so. mofsdiiiii #idek!!! lazy!!! careless!!! #i got covid because my parents kept going skating. and i dont go anywhere except the doctor and the convenience store after the doctor #not to sound unsympathetic but i just. is it really that hard to stay home. lol. no it isnt i know because i live it!!! for years!!! #and my fucking gastroenterologist i have needed a certain blood test and they didnt do it and now i cant even handle plain chicken and rice #and its been!! needed!!! for MONTHS #at least 4 maybe 6 #and i cant just find an alternate solution because there isnt one the doctors have a monopoly on my health and i cant youtube my way into #being not sick anymore #at least with school if i had a group project where i was the only one invested i could just work harder and it would be like bad for me but #not impossible #bite attack bite attack :( #and when other people are irresponsible im the one that pays for it and when im irresponsible im still the one that pays and i am so tired

[wiredsmile]

hahaha ha my phone service is shut off apparently ( thanks mom for not informing. ) we still have wifi but now im actually TERRIFIED bc idk when we may lose our wifi or if we'll be getting our phones turned back on tomorrow when my parents get paid . so uh , def if anyone is looking for some commissions for graphics on here or like , twitter even if you'd like to check out my sale over on @fizzyrph id MAJORLY appreciate it . . .

#( guys im so . . . idek what to do anymore . NOTHING is ever enough i have nowhere else i can go . ) #( but im SO TIRED of constantly losing the only things i have bc my parents cant EVER manage money properly or keep. ) #( the promises they make to help us get back to where my bf can get a job back so we can get out of this god damn house . ) #˚₊·—̳͟͞♡ i. 𐙚 ooc. ᝰ .ᐟ . . . abi speaks ౨ৎ ˖ ࣪⊹ . #˚₊·—̳͟͞♡ i. 𐙚 ooc. ᝰ .ᐟ . . . mobile post ౨ৎ ˖ ࣪⊹ . #signal boost

[aashiqq]

I lied

#so #dni #idek where to start man #the first thing i can remember is that im a misogynist now apparently #wait not now #ive always been #that i judge girls for living their life and guys for having what I don't have #surely not what i want to be like literally the last thing i want to be is a misogynist #the world is not a sunshine place i imagine it to be where nobody is a racist or sexist or homophobic or ableist and everybody sings hakuna #matata or sunshine songs its pathetic it makes me wanna vomit i want to be happy but it forces me to become nihilistic with my thoughts #its fucked up its just so rotten at its core that even the smallest emotions feels like a huge generosity from the gods themselves #im at the pojnt in my life thaf if i dont act now im going to lose the years ive already lost #my entirety of teenage is gone now and im unprepared and unequipped to fight around for my life #im left catching up and apparently ive been sleeping on the track even though im the turtle #it fucking sucks to be me yk #im so so soo self centred btw i cant think of others i cant care for others unless its about me somehow #i deserve to die for whatever goes on in my head its so blasphemous to existence itself its pointless to even exist anymore #i have everything a person could ask for #loving parents a normal life a good college friends who care for me and who i care for not that financially fucked up a good career #lined up in the future #i could be stable yk i could be happy grateful satistfied #i should even be working harder to achieve what i want without losing up on reality chasing my dreams #and what do i do #what the fuck do i do????? #cry over a girl just because she was supposed to *save* her virginity for when we got married??????? #how stupid is that????? #she doesnt owe me anything she can do what she wants with her life she isnt someone i control or any such thing #who am i to judge people im literally just a loser npc simpleton who's been left alone and normal so long he's forgotten how to exist #i feel disgusted with myself #its just like the times i have the wild theories about whos doing what behind my back

[ozlices]

i wish i could be like "people with victim complexes dni" because at this point it's just infuriating how often we gotta deal with that kinda shit when we bust our ass to remain polite and civil as we're actively invalidated and treated like shit while we're openly unstable and dealing with the darkest year of our life. needless headache, man.

#mine #people really put a needless extra layer of pressure & strain on us #& we literally don't even fucking retaliate. we just VERY POLITELY say that it's hurtful to pull that crap on us #when we're clearly in a very bad vulnerable way. & then they turn around & demonize us #& go so ridiculously far like... bruh. i cant anymore. #idk how much longer anyone else in the system is gonna be able to keep holding me back when this has happened to us REPEATEDLY too damn muc #like fuck watching my host go through such brutal depression & having it fueled for no fucking reason i wanna start biting people #we literally fucking say PLEASE and THANK YOU and are so fucking stupidly polite when it is frankly not even deserved #but we're so paranoid abt this exact shit happening and it still does any fucking way like holy shit #talk about not fucking being able to win no matter what. #i need people with victim complexes to just fuck off and leave us alone because i will not be able to keep holding back #like if it gets to a point where it starts triggering me out so fucking be it im not holding back anymore. yall can eat my shit. #these people literally watch a mentally unstable person absolutely wail in agony then make their pain about them #and how we aren't doing enough FOR THEM during such a hard time. #but then also turn around and say that if we acknowledge we're being hurt by their behavior WE'RE the one #who has a victim complex and makes everything about us like oh my god. kindly get over yourself and fuck off fuck you fucking bullshit FUCK #ANYWAY #IDEK WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO WITH OURSELVES TODAY TO ENSURE LUNS DOESNT FRONT IM ANGRY #AND I HAVE TO CALL IN OUR MEDS. GODDAMMIT BEING A PERSON BULLSHIT

[vamptastic]

FUCK i can't believe i forgot abt going to a drag show in boston... missed opportunity

#well. the town im going to college in has a small drag scene so its not like that big a deal #but stilllll. would've been fun. and i would've had a friend to ease me into it bc ive never gone #idek if there's still a gay bar in my town #i mean ik there's cruising bc a couple of friends do it #and ofc dating apps and such #but i don't think there's a bar anymore the one everyone goes to closed down 😭 and idk which one they go to instead now #can't drink so idc but itd be nice to know. i think most gay ppl up here r either #too young to go to bars or somewhat closeted #like my civics teacher in middle school was gay but he was like. an former lawyer who moved up here bc he likes horses #dunno that he was going out on the town too much yk #and friends my age go on dating apps and such ( #which is really not fucking safe at all but whatever i get it theres not much else to do here #and theres like one public park where people fuck #but no like bars or community centers afaik #i gotta fucking. Get on facebook. its like the only way to link up w people in a small town lmao #its how i found people for pokemon go 😭 and when my cat ran off for a week

[norrizzandpia]

The Softest Launch (LN4)

Summary: He tried to be secret, but the eyes never lie.

Warnings: NOTHINGGGG language tho

Note: it was lance’s launch that sent me into this spiral

landonorris it was a good race ❤️

Comments:

mclarenfan22 YO WHO TF IS HE LOOKIN AT

- oscarandlando4ever carlos?

- mclarenfan22 idk abt that one girl

Lando-my-love i refuse to believe he has a girlfriend

- ln4andop81 the red heart is saying something else

oscarpiastri congrats on the podium man!

- mclarennnn what do you know.

- mclarensgirl oscar. spill it.

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landonorris fun day on the karting track! 🏎️

Comments:

ln4andop81 MAX IS IN ITALY WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND AND OSCAR IS OFF DOING PR IN LONDON WHO TF IS THIS.

- oscarandlando4ever we cant even fall back on carlos bc he is with charles at ferrari hq in italy as well

- Lando-my-love guys… i fear this is a soft launch

- mclarenfan22 DONT SAY THAT.

oscarpiastri tell her i said hi!

- mclarensgirlll HER????? PASTRY TELL US WHATS GOING ON

- landonorris will do!!

- mclarennn if this is his soft launch, i. will. cry.

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lando.jpg she’s learning 💋

Comments:

mclarennn WHO?????

ln4andop81 I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

danielricciardo i still can’t believe you let her handle your camera

- landonorris ive given her other things that are delicate too

- danielricciardo shes made you a ball of mush

- landonorris a ball of love

- mclarensgirlll i have never been speechless before until rn

- mclarenfan22 GIVEN HER OTHER THINGS THAT ARE DELICATE TOO???? AS IN HIS HEART???? IM SLEEPING ON THE HIGHWAY ALREADY AND HE HASNT EVEN OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED IT YET 😭😭😭

oscarandlando4ever hes soft launching her so well and so gently i cant im crying you can tell this one is different i think hes in love guys

Liked by landonorris

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maxverstappen 📸 creds -> lando’s “friend”

Comments:

landonorris i said say friend not “friend” ‼️

- mclarensgirlll BYE MAX IS TRYING TO HELP US OUT

- maxverstappen i think the soft launch is over mate

- ln4andop81 PLZ LET IT BE OMFG MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE IT ANYMORE

kellypicquet and lando said she was bad at taking pics 💀

- ynnnn idek where he got that from i literally have taken his insta pics for years

- Lando-my-love WHO IS ynnnn IS THAT HER???

- mclarenfan22 her account is priv but I THINK IT IS ALSO YEARS???? SHES BEEN TAKING HIS PICS FOR YEARS????

- oscarandlando4ever BRUH IF WE MISSED THIS RELATIONSHIP THIS WHOLE TIME IM THROWING MYSELF IN A WALL

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landonorris I’m going to try and keep this as brief as possible because Y/n is incredibly special to me and I would like to keep the best parts of her to myself, but, yes, I do have a girlfriend. As you can probably gather, her name is Y/n and she’s been my lifeline for the past 5 years. I know this picture doesn’t really do justice to how she looks or how we are as a couple, but I’ve found that I would like to keep it that way. She’s someone I hold very close to my heart and keeping the quiet, intimate moments just for us is a high priority for me. All I ask from all of you is that you treat her with the kindness she deserves and don’t bombard her on social media. I’ve kept her away from the spotlight for a long time and have only made her presence known because keeping her a secret seemed worse than letting the F1 world into that part of my life. I’m glad you’ve gotten to meet my love. I plan on spending the rest of my life with her. Xx

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TWITTER

mclarensgirlll YALL SEEN THE INTERVIEW WITH LANDO????????? BRO IM CRYING HES SO CUTE

- ln4andop81 reporter: “were you nervous to let everyone know about her?” Lando: “well, the drivers, my friends, and family all knew i had met someone because apparently, according to them, i had a different look in my eyes. So, announcing it to them wasnt that nerve racking because they already knew, but, to the public, yeah, I was nervous. More nervous than she was.” Reporter: “so she was nervous?” Lando: “only because she thought no one was going to like her which is and was absurd. She’s the greatest human being I’ve ever met. There’s genuinely no scenario I could think of that someone would end up even slightly disliking her.” BRO.

- Lando-my-love AND THE WAY HE TALKED ABT FIRST SEEING HER 😫😫 “it was like my eyes were glued to her. I guess i was just so in shock someone could be that beautiful and, sometimes, i still am.”

- mclarenfan22 DONT GET ME STARTED ON HIS PROTECTION OF HER BYE “well, she’s just so perfect to me. The world I live in can be ruthless and unfair and messy, all the things she isn’t. I love her that way. I love her for that. She’s my quiet place I can go to when my job and lifestyle get to be too much. She’s like a time out and we both agreed we want to keep it that way.”

- oscarandlando4ever PLZ THE WAY OSCAR EXPOSED HIM TOO “when she’s around, Lando is so much more tolerable. She can calm him in a way I have never seen before. In fact, the engineers and I all agreed around a year ago that she needed to start coming to races because he was always a hot head if it didn’t go well. When we found a way to sneak her in and she did start attending events, he actually started to breathe if things didn’t go his way.”

- mclarensgirlll AND THEN THE WAY LANDO ENDED THE INTERVIEW WITH “But anyways, i could talk about her for hours, something i told myself i wouldn’t do. I’m in love with her and I just hope people understand we want to be left alone for a while. Just until we get married.” CRYING BC I THINK HES RLLY OFF THE MARKET THIS TIME

- oscarpiastri i know all of you want me to “spill” but really all i can tell you is that, yes, norizz officially rizzed his perfect girl and, yes, he is really off the market this time.

#f1 imagine #f1 fanfic #f1 fic #f1 x reader #lando norris imagine #lando norris x reader #mclaren #lando norris fanfic #lando norris fluff #lando norris imagines #lando norris #lando norris x you #lando norris smut #lando norris fanfiction #lando norris edit #oscar piastri x reader #oscar piastri smut #oscar piastri fluff #oscar piastri fanfic #oscar piastri fanfiction #oscar piastri imagines #oscar piastri #oscar piastri imagine #daniel ricciardo #max verstappen #kelly piquet #max fewtrell

[wintersoldeer]

everyone else gets: ...bells?

i get: my dashboard not working at all anymore (just an empty white page)

#i had to download the app this is horrible (why is everything in the middle? ads?? endless scrolling???) #at least im at my parents for chrisms so i can stea- uh borrow my moms laptop #i came here yesterday like ah i better leave early while it’s still light at least some of the way! wow the weather is really shit! #pick up my 90+ yo grandma! wow the weather is even more shit i literally cant see more than two meters in front of me am i even on the road! #i have to stop on this bus stop to clean the windshield wipers form the ice! yay done we can keep going now! ...oh no. the car wont start! #wait. try again! the car wont start! wait! start calling people like my parents an figuring out if we should take a taxi to the nearest town #and wait there for my dad to pick us up in 3+ hours itd take him to get us! call idk what u call them hinaaja! try the car again! it starts! #yay!! but oh shit! theres so much snow in that bus stop that we’re fucking stuck! try to kick some snow away from the tires! no use! #the road people say theyll be there in a half an hour or so! after half an hour or so they call and ask where are we ok we’ll be there in #a half an hour or so! after an half an hour or so someone comes and manages to easily unstuck the car! yay!! after like 2 hours we’re #finally on our way! and while we sat there in the snowbank the snowing and hailing has calmed down into a normal level! it’s ofc dark now #but i can actually see the road! yay!!! and then. we manage to drive like two kilometers before the road is blocked by an accident?? idek #theres just a queue of a hundred meters of cars now moving an inch we cant see whats happening on the road ahead! so we have to wait #another hour! i guess there were some trucks that had just... idk... frozen on the road and we had to wait for someone to clear the snow #from between the lanes so we could go past them idek?? but at least after that everything went smoothly for the rest of the way and at #that point it wasnt snowing at all anymore! but it did take us like 7 hours to drive that normally 3-4 hour trip! #anyways merry chrsimgs everyone! #im gonna go watch the snowman soon and maybe try to see it i can make 9 chrimsm cards in like two hours bc i did not put off doing that til #the last minute ha ha h a ... . . . . #i say

[chaelinsbitch]

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#idk why this happens every time lmao i can never sleep the night before i have to work in the office cuz im so stressed out #and like sometimes i get nauseous and the dread keeps messing w me dndbdnf #theres nothing particularly Bad abt being there in general like its not like. i even work at a toxic workplace or anything #but yet going in just like. idk can i say i have severe social anxiety and get a medical exemption to work from home djdndnf #ive worked regular jobs before where u clock in and stuff and ive been fine. this happens to me exclusively when i work in offices. #and especially now that its hybrid. like. idk. i hate it it takes so much out of me and idek why #but i cant call in sick anymore ive been doing that for weeks dkdnfnfn

[nexttothelamp]

In. The. VOID DO DO DO DO DO DOO

#bruh idek where i am anymore #life without sleep is not um. good #idk if im at too much or too little anymore #doctor is tomorrow or maybe friday #therapy is at um. 9 hrs from now? #maybe ill go for a walk #but then like. what if i dont come back 😅 #prob shouldnt drive #OH YEAH #we have literally $0 until friday when we will get paid and have 4k dumped onto our account #maybe actually 4k with bae's new promotion #but anyway almost out of weed and we know im an addict but im a PRESCRIBED addict #and people keep leaving alcohol in my house #im an alcoholic i wish theyd take it #no one takes alcoholism seriously because it makes them uncomfortable #im tired of the jokes its fucking MISERABLE to be an alcoholic in america #tryin REAL hard not to relapse but i am actually having a very hard time twlling the difference #between when im awake and asleep? #my dreams are continuations of my day with my fears mixed in #and i spend all day anxious til i pop another pill #so basically what im saying is like. #ok imagine you have a nightmare that you gave into your biggest weaknesses. in my case here an alcohol relapse #when you wake up you cant tell the difference between that nightmare and a memory #so did i already relapse? did my cat really drown? did my gpa actually die last night? or maybe i only crashed the new car? #pretty positive none of that happened #but it takes me a good six hours of consciousness to sort it all out and i just. live with the sadness #my boss DID leave for a new job and i DIDNT get to say goodbye #i know thats real #sigh. im gonna miss her so much. #id say delete later but i wont

[pink-princess-pussy-pop]

Dating King Ben Would Include…

Holy shit,

This is a lot.

Def NSFW

Warnings: sex, language, not proofed, I’m a slut

- r u actually kidding this man

- Idek where to start

- How about this

VK

- the moment he lays eyes on you

- Fuck

- When he smiles at you for the first time???

- Bye.

- Falling for the king-to-be was NOT part of the plan

- But he’s so goddamn cute

- You slip into the stands at his tourney game

- He makes a great play and you let out a cheer

- Surprising everyone around

- And he just grins at you

- There’s a party that night

- You show up in your most flattering dress

- And Ben cannot take his eyes off of you

- (The beast inside is awakening)

- He asks you to dance

- his big hands fit on your waist so perfectly

- Your hands loop around his neck and your fingers play with his hair absentmindedly

- You’re so nervous

- He pulls you closer to him and whispers into your ear

- “Relax.”

- Hello???

- He’s so in love with you UGHHHHAGGGA

- not following plot anymore screw it

- “You coming to the game tomorrow?”

- “Why should I?”

- “I can think of a pretty good reason.”

- SHAMELESSLY FLIRTS WITH YOU

- “If we win, I get to take you out on a date”

- “And if you lose?”

- “We won’t.”

- Ben fucking winks at you and just

- Up and leaves

- Someone take the confidence juice away from him!

- You go see another one of his games and after he wins, he runs up to you, sweaty and grinning, gorgeous as ever

- Before you say anything

- His head dips down to your ear, hands slipping around your waist

- “My car is waiting for you. I’ll be there soon”

- The mf had no fucking doubts that they’d win

- He gives you another million dollar smile before jogging away

- Leaving you flushed and a little turned on?????

- The date is absolutely wonderful.

- He changes ur perspective on everything

- Makes you his queen eventually

AK

- He’s such a gentleman omg omg

- PRINCESS TREATMENT OMFG

- Opening doors for you!!!

- Pulls out your chair for you!!!

- Ur a cheerleader

- He’s def the kinda bf to score and point at you like

- “Scored that for you, baby!”

- You wanna roll your eyes but can’t bc of his damn smile

- Don’t even get Ben started on your fucking uniform

- He’s down bad fr fr

- You in the colors of his kingdom??? HELLO?!

- He’s gone

- Such a fan of public PDA

- will kiss you ANYWHERE

- seriously

- Always has to be touching you

- The beast in him tbh ur his

SEX

- everything this guy does is

- Always turning you on fr

- At the worst times too

- He’ll just look at you and give you the smile he only does while balls deep inside of you while at dinner with his parents

- And he knows it too

- The way you blush and look away?

- He KNOWS

- Please he gets weak in the knees when you say his name/title

- “Benjamin”

- “King Ben”

- “King Benjamin”

- “Your Majesty”

- Bye

- I imagine that he’s so sweet at first but you can tell that he’s holding back (beast boy HELLO?!)

- You have to convince him to finally just let it out

- What does that entail?

- Let’s make a list!!

- Scratch marks on your thighs

- So so many hickeys (he doesn’t fucking care who sees, he’s the king)

- Finger print bruises on your waist and hips

- BITE MARKS

- shit

- This man has a heightened sense of smell

- So like… beware

- Low key high key loves the way you smell

- Will not stop sucking and biting on your neck bc of it

- BEN IS A DOM IM SORRY NOT SORRY

- it’s such a stress relief for him!

- Seriously as king he needs to release his stress somehow

- You luv when he’s rough with you

- A full on Edward Cullen breaking the bed moment and he’s scared to even touch you

- And ur like “Ben do it again”

- He’s all 😮 “wut”

- “Please?”

- And bam thinking with his dick again

- You love it when he fucks you in his office

- In between meetings

- When anyone can walk in

- “Don’t want everyone in the castle to hear your dirty sounds, now do we?”

- BEN IM SORRY

- HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP QUIET WHEN UR LITERALLY REARRANGING MY INSIDES ON YOUR DESK

- Riding him while he’s in his desk chair

- The staff is quite confused when he asks for a mirror to be hung as a decoration on the opposite side of his desk

- It’s so you two can watch obvi but they don’t know that

- OMG the two of you at formal events and he cannot keep his hands off of you

- The things he whispers in your ear my GOD

- looks like the two of you are just innocently dancing but if they really knew the dirty things he was saying to you

- “What would everyone think if they knew how turned on you are right now?”

- “You taste better than all the food here.”

- Like r u kidding me he’s the dirtiest guy

- MASSIVE DICK ENGERY

- Its unfair

- Him pulling you out of the ballroom to absolutely ravish you with his parents and subjects a wall away

- Him just fucking you while wearing his crown omg (cant stop thinking about this)

- He’s so needy all the fucking time

- Anyways back to office sex

- It’s his fav

- Literally you’ll be on his lap and he’s fucking up into you and he will get a phone call

- Motherfucker GRINS at you

- “don’t make a sound”

- And then ANSWERS IT.

- KEEPS FUCKING YOU THROUGH THE PHONE CALL

- NO MATTER HOW LONG IT IS

- Oh and def makes you keep eye contact with him the whole time with his hand on your throat

- Ben with a beard????

- Between your thighs??

- With the fucking fangs?????????

- DEAD

- DECEASED

- BYE

- GONE

- Is always down to eat u out

- Such a golden retriever bf about it

- Def fingers you in the car

- If ur driving??

- “Eyes on the road”

- 💀

- If he’s gone?

- You best BELIEVE he’s calling for phone sex

- “C’mon let me hear you. You sound so pretty when you’re desperate for me.”

- Soft mean Dom soft mean Dom

- Will hop in the shower with you just so he can wash your body

- Also makes you come with the shower head

- Loves boobies

- Loves ass

- He can’t decide which he likes more

- Loves making you watch what he’s doing

- If he’s going down on you?

- Eyes on him at all times

- Fingering you?

- You better be watching it

- That’s why the mirror comes in handy

- When you lock eyes through the mirror?

- His crown is lopsided and he’s just

- He’s just

- You know

- FUCKING KING BENJAMIN

- And he’s always smiling at you

- He knows what that smile does to you

- Uses it to his advantage

- He knows he’s pretty

- He loves waking up before you after a long night of straight up fucking

- He sees the damage done

- By him

- And it just gets him going!

- You wake up with his head between your thighs

- “Morning”

- It was in fact a good morning

- his morning voice adds to it

- You loooooove to tease him

- Low key flirting with another guy, if it’s fucking Chad you better get prepared

- Wearing an outfit you know he loves in a public place when he’s with his parents doing his king duties

- Putting your hand on his inner thigh during a meeting

- I hope you know what you’re getting into!!!

- He storms into his room that night where you happen to be lying on the bed, oh so innocently

- Wearing his jersey or a button up of his

- You don’t bother looking at him, already trying to hide the smirk on your face

- You can feel the glare as he shrugs off his suit jacket

- And removes his tie

- And loosens his collar

- And pushes his sleeves up

- (your favorite Ben look)

- He knows this ofc

- Sets his hands flat on the bed and just stares at you

- Finally you look up, a giggle escaping immediately

- “You think it’s funny, do you?”

- His hands wrap around your ankles, pulling you towards him

- His knee settles between your legs as he leans over you

- “Answer your King when he speaks to you”

- “Yes, your majesty”

- His head drops back and something (THE FUCKING BEAST) ignites inside of him

- He laughs

- Not like his true laugh

- A dark, sinister laugh

- Coming from Ben?

- Noble, brave, and good Ben?

- When he’s about to fuck you into oblivion?

- Good. Fucking. Bye.

- What’s Bennyboo up for??

- So much

- He’s horny ALL THE TIME

- highest sex drive ever

- Esp with the fucking beast

- He can go for hours

- King (lol) of stamina

- “You can do it baby”

- “C’mon, one more for me”

- “Fuck you’re doing so well”

- “Good. So so good”

- He’s loud as FUCK

- not embarrassed about it all

- No fucks given

- Will walk out of his office he was just bending you over in to greet his father in the next room like MAN ISN’T PHASED AT ALL

- And you’re catching your breath like 😳😳😳

- On one hand, he’s so nice and genuine and so well mannered

- And then when it comes to you, he’s a cocky little shit who can’t keep it in his pants

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