#idiocy

[coffee-mage-sans-caffeine]

So this morning I woke up ready to make the monster turkey in my fridge. I said to myself 'uuuuugh spatchcocking the turkey is so much work, I'm not going to bother this year.'

Then I went to my recipe box and pulled out the card for the really excellent turkey I made last year. It was an experiment and it turned out so good that I wrote down what I'd done after a couple glasses of wine and put it in the recipe box.

And reader, the first line of the directions. I read myself for filth.

[Image description: A small white recipe card on a grey background. Written on the recipe card in black handwriting is "Directions: Butterfly/Spatchcock the fucking turkey (Remember why you lazy fool). Rub Butter all over turkey, including under skin. Zest orange into Zataar. Drizzle the fucking bird in pomegranate molasses on rack over pan. Rub it in like lotion or whatever. All over. Pat zataar/orange blend all over. Cut orange in half, put under neck skin. Put OJ+Water in pan. Bake that bitch. (Watch pan keep wet) Gravy: Skim fat, use to cook flour (roux). Deglaze pan. Put juice in roux. Add Stock to get Consistency of Gravy. Devour."] First line. I can't stop laughing. Every time I glance at the card, I scream laugh hysterically.

#Turkey day #Fuck thanksgiving but I like cheap food #This turkey was 99 cents a pound so of course I'm making it #Tw: thanksgiving #Thanksgiving #Turkey #Cooking #idiocy

[nerdylilpeebee]

palestine can not exist without israel being removed. stop fighting, the land belongs to the natives and this is colonialism, not antisemitism.

If it belongs to the Natives, then only the Jewish get to live there, i.e. Israel is the only state with a right to exist.

Or did you conveniently forget the Arabs are only in the middle east because of their own colonialism? That they conquered Judea and the regions around it?

Like it or not "Palestinians" are not the natives. The word Palestine didn't even exist until the Romans used the bloody term for the region that contained Judea. "Palestine" did not exist until the British Mandate of Palestine. "Palestine" is not even an Arab word!

So no, actually, it is antisemitism. Erasing their nativity is antisemitic.

#tvp discourse #long post #jewish #israel #arab israeli conflict #idiocy

[dougielombax]

Being an atheist doesn’t automatically make you smarter or any more rational.

I’ve met many atheists who are fucking morons and/or insufferable edgy nihilistic pricks.

Mind you the same can be said for being religious. I’ve encountered plenty of religious fundamentalist idiots.

Including a few on this very site.

But still.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #vent post #political crap #religion #atheism #idiocy #Brainrot #rationality #or lack thereof

[legitchild]

Can the GOT/ASOIAF fandom stop saying that Robert Baratheon was always a terrible person?

There’s literally nothing bad about him pre Rebellion. The only thing I can think of is that he sleeps around, but calling him a bad person for that is slut shaming, and that’s gross.

It’s Lyanna/Rhaegar fans, who have to demonise Robert to make Lyanna not look terrible for choosing the married father of two over him, perpetuating this idea that Robert was always a terrible man. When Robert was a good man who fell into bad habits because of severe trauma and depression, made worse by a hateful emotionally abusive wife.

#robert baratheon #asoiaf #got #game of thrones #rhaegar/lyanna fans #idiocy

[youcallyourselfafilmcritic]

So I'm just trying to sum up what happened in the last 24 hours or so with Twitter.....

They had a billion dollar agreement with Google to user their Cloud hosting services that was a legacy holdover from pre-Musk. Our Emerald MIned Baby did not want to pay this so they rushed to remove all of Google's services before the deadline hit. Which was two days ago

In order to facilitate trying to reneg this deal, Musk decided to make tweets unreadable unless you have signed in to the website. This has caused a fucking feedback loop on the home page where Twitter is constantly sending requests to nowhere because they've blocked access to these tweets without logging in. The platform is DDOSing ITSELF (link: https://sfba.social/@sysop408/11063943578892105)

In order to unshit the bed they are trying to force rate limits on reading tweets to a fucking ridiculous number INCLUDING TO THOSE PAYING TO USE THE WEBSITES LMAOOOOO

He got yelled at by various people, including one of his most active cheerleaders

Attempting to unshit the bed, Musk has extended the rate limiting. Twice in roughly 5 hours

Did I get this right? Did I miss anything?

#twitter #elon musk #catturd #self-ddos #ddos #idiocy #car crash shit man

[victusinveritas]

"Nobody knows what this structure is."

*You tell them what it was, a fireplace, and presumably prove it with some sort of evidence like showing them literally any other fireplace.*

"Truly it will remain a mystery and is clearly evidence of a lost culture covered up by nefarious forces. It's obviously the top of a lost Tartarian temple. A beacon that could be seen for miles around when the glowing Tartarian prayer-force of the devout worshippers flowed through it before the great Mud Flood--"

*You remember that Pennsylvania did actually have a great mud flood of sorts, but by that point you've already disposed of the evidence and established an ironclad alibi so oops. No jury in the land would convict you once anyone mentioned the word "Tartarian." Had to be done, heck, they'll probably give you a medal.*

#pseudoarchaeology #tartaria #mud flood #idiocy #tartaria: not even once #unless you are referring to the area that is now Kazakhstan in historical fiction

[mywifemybeloved]

POKÉMON SPECIAL REFERENCE IN VIOLET WHATTTTT

#rival silver #trainer silver #pokemon #pokémon violet #iron thorns #paradox pokemon #idiocy #everyone say hi to my baby their name is S. Forsterite #(the S stands for synthetic since Forsterite can be lab grown (^ ^)

[hindulivesmatter]

Why hasn't BJP hired you already?? You're doing all this work for free? 😯

I know right? Every day it kills me that my political opinions do not pay the bills.

#anon asks #answered #hate mail #bjp #ty anon this got a belly laugh outta me #idiocy

[bleuternatea]

hey guys im back

#A Way Out #leo caruso #vincent moretti #honestly i dont even know anymore #i just love this game #thanks big sis for showing it to me :) #idiocy #i had to grab an old drawing of trickster so leo now looks just stupid :/ #actually vincent's looks worse ngl #i got lazy in the end lol

[dougielombax]

No you didn’t give us your language as a “gift”.

You tried to wipe ours off the face of the earth!

Get in the bin with that shite!

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #vent post #political crap #ireland #irish language #gaelige #decolonization #leftism #anti imperialism #shit takes #bad history #historical revisionism #bullshit #idiocy #languages #fucking hell #language #fuck’s sake #linguistics #linguistic imperialism

[altairattorney]

I saw this idiotic meme and. I know that gamedudebros are misogynistic and all, but there are so many things I genuinely do not understand:

1. why do they think their taste is superior to other people and makes them intellectually more advanced? Titanic isn't a great movie imo, but it is also one that has been seen by lots of people and is about one of the most famous tragedies in history. So are people stupid for feeling emotions about that??

2. Bloodborne is a game that has MILLIONS of players. How is it possible in any way that none of them are women? In a game that's about women in so many ways, no less!

3. But most of all... how does finding the music moving set them apart from those millions of other players? They are not special for thinking Gehrman's fight is sad or bullshit like that. Literally everyone else does. How is that #deep???

I have so many questions I stg, I'm gonna go back to listening to the first hunter despite my wrong set of genitals I guess...

#Bloodborne #Idiocy #Cw misogyny

[daisiesonafield-blog]

do you know where this came from??

Hi dear,

No idea but it looks like it’s from a google translated website. Probably a random local gossip website or forum???

As always there are no sources from Harry’s team talking to anyone, much less foreign tabloids or forums.

Not to mention he would never make such a reference to Olivia and the drama her nanny spilled to the press. That’s such cheap and embarrassing gossip. Why would he want to highlight something like that permanently and forever in HIS ART. 😒 After the stunt is over. A reference to a story that tabloids ran with? 😒 Regardless of what he’s eating, if he’s eating anything, I just know he won’t be referring to any idiotic tabloid gossip story.

Truthfully that looks so stupid.

#like 😒😒😒😒😒😒 #idiocy #let dead beards stay dead

[exposingtheidiocy]

This is your brain after several years of bootlicking SEGA:

You're racist because you *checks notes* don't like Sonic Forces, got it!

Do I even need to say anything? The simple fact that someone can conflate criticism of a product with racism is beyond sad. And by this person's logic, they're racist against Westerners!

#sega bootlicker #bootlicker #how's Sega's boot taste? #corporate slavery #corporate zombie #corporate slaves #anti sonic fandom #there's nothing I hate more than corporate bootlickers disguised as activists #bringing up hot button topics to deflect criticism doesn't help your case #how's the taste of sega's boot? #sega fanboyism #corporate shills #idiocy #toxicity #moron #RACISM AGAINST A COMPANY

[icubud]

#science falsely so-called #libtard policies #unite and fight tptb #idiocy

[mjbunnyluv]

Kaminari: The person who came up with the phrase "if you want something done right, you'd better do it yourself" didn't take into account that myself is a fucking idiot.

#mha #bnha #mha kaminari #kaminari denki #incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes funny #idiocy #funny #humor #bnha kaminari