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suitableheiress · 4 months
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Currently on call with my gf but they left their phone behind so I’m forced to listen to him explain the magnus archives to their family from another room. All I hear is faint muttering and then“JOHNATHAN SIMS IS A BUG EYED MAN”
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leorajames · 2 months
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KICKING UR DOOR DOWN IN MY RONALD MCDONALD BOOTS TO SAY 🤡 if any of u guys want to support me I'm in the running for Inked Magazine's next cover girl again. you can vote for me for free here. it's much appreciated 🥺🖤
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h34vybottom · 10 months
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How did he fall asleep while smoking?
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shapeshiftinterest · 1 year
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Marshmallow Challenge: sun and moon and monty
based on THIS comic
sun and moon are separate animatronics for this
monty briefly questions his choice in friends as he watches moon try to shove 20 marshmallows against sun’s faceplate
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Marshmallow Challenge (also on ao3)
Monty loved his friends; outside of the Glamrocks and Music Man, Sun and Moon were his favorite guys to hang out with. But right now-
“Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth,” Sun asked, pointing to a bowl full of marshmallows Chica probably helped him get.
-he was briefly questioning his choice in friendships.
They were animatronics! It’s not like the Daycare Attendant’s designs had working mouths.
Monty sighed, placing a clawed hand on Sun’s shoulder and giving them a little shake.
“You’re a hazard to society, y’kno that, Lil Guy?” He said, smiling down at him.
“And a coward!” Moon piped up, dropping in between the two on his cable and shaking another, probably stolen, bag of marshmallows at his counterpart. “Do 20!” He challenged, tossing the bag at Sun.
“OOOOOOOHHH!! Ok!”
Monty leaned against the plaza fountain and watched as his skrunkly lil jester buddies attempted to shove 20 marshmallows against Sun’s unmoving faceplate.
‘Might as well get ready to call Parts and Services,’ Monty said as he dialed the plex’s P&S helpline for later.
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alpalblue · 1 year
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Idiot Hours Part:  VII
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While on the drive back home (which was 20 minutes) I still looked incredibly high which I found out while looking at a camera to check my eyes (completely bloodshot) and I had only taken the edible an hour and a half ago. At this time you have to start thinking of excuses for why they'd be red and why you seem tired. (Oh yeah I went surfing even though I didn't bring my board), (It's just allergies). I'm thinking of a million excuses, then from the corner of my eye, I see my dad. He's driving his truck and he passes us... LANE TO LANE while it seems like I'm watching him in slow motion forgetting to duck until he passes. Somehow though he doesn't see me and I realize it's because of these tinted windows. It is at this moment thank god I got into this creepy honda civic and the best grammatically incorrect uber review is made.
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thefanpov · 1 year
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Ethan finally having peaceful night... no troubles, ends of his shift, and finally he can rest in peace: "Finally... peace..."
Clark (Superman): "Excuse me Detective..."
Ethan who shot up and turn around: "What the fu—"
Bruce (Batman): "We want you to—"
Ethan sigh: "Let me guess... you want me to track or Identify something, Stray cat?"
Bruce (Batman): "Yes..."
Ethan: "Hand me the note..."
Bruce (Batman) who hands out the note: "..."
Ethan who analyze the hand writing: " This little brat..."
"I did it again, good luck scolding me detective"
Luna who's outside of the building seeing the scenes: "Guess my life would end know..."
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inkvulture · 1 year
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I'm trying to come up with a pen name. What do you think of "Charles Bastion" for a fantasy romance writer? Any suggestions?
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nekk-o-lantern · 1 year
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localwench · 10 months
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Wrong blog girlblogging /:
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amazalina · 10 months
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i kind of bit my arm to scratch it without scratching it bc it stings a lot this morning from the mosquito bite but i immediately got a mini hickey from it bc the skin was so sensitive. barely even touched it. would not recommend
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So I’m an idiot and I accidentally deleted my old blog with the same name, so now I have to start over from scratch. I am so tired.
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He couldn't help but chuckle. "Don't be so mean... i am not the Queen here."
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leorajames · 18 days
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is this a pigeon meme but it says "is this coquette?"
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bighawrt · 1 year
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Be with someone who brings the dumb right out of u
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tobeblamed · 1 year
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have you ever tried food play and if so, what are your thoughts on it?
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" well, i think it's a healthy exercise... i know it gets me to eat strawberries and cherries more often than i normally would. "
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coming to you live from my couch where i am absolutely wracking my stupid little brain in an effort to make this vampire television show that's been off air for five years make logical sense
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