#idiot trump

[talkstothemoonandstars]

Trump is selling ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles for $59.99

NEW YORK (AP) — Former President Donald Trump is now selling Bibles as he runs to return to the White House.

Trump, who became the presumptive Republican nominee earlier this month, released a video on his Truth Social platform on Tuesday urging his supporters to buy the “God Bless the USA Bible,” which is inspired by country singer Lee Greenwood’s patriotic ballad. Trump takes the stage to the song at each of his rallies and has appeared with Greenwood at events.

“Happy Holy Week! Let’s Make America Pray Again. As we lead into Good Friday and Easter, I encourage you to get a copy of the God Bless the USA Bible,” Trump wrote, directing his supporters to a website selling the book for $59.99.

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"Let's Make America Pray Again." Ok, lyin' spyin' donnie, that's a great idea. Let's do that.

Repeat after me: Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu melech h'olom......oh, wait, you meant that everyone is supposed to pray YOUR way. And, need we remind you that the mere suggestion from a hopeful government official to force prayer upon American citizens is completely unconstitutional; it's part of the the 1st Amendment, you ought to read it sometime.

#idiot trump #trump is broke #trump is unconstitutional #enjoy prison

[trmpt]

#idiot trump #so full of shit

[destielmemenews]

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#destiel meme news #destiel meme #news #united states #us news #us politics #donald trump #fuck trump #trump organization #anti trump #trump family #trump fraud #trump civil fraud trial #fraud trial #new york #judge engoron #arthur engoron #judge arthur engoron #get fucked idiot

[wizzard890]

So there’s a trend that I absolutely hate in online discussions of (non-satirical) genre, particularly genre that’s influenced by the gothic. This trend makes my eyes roll back in my head until I can see through my own skull. It makes me want to bite a car in half. It makes me want to step into the jellyfish tank at the New York Aquarium and beg for the sweet sweet annihilation of a thousand stings. 

I call this trend: Oh Just Be Sensible, and it goes like this:

“Why do vampires always end up covered in blood when they feed, I don’t spill soup all down the front of my shirt when I eat dinner. Real toddler energy.”

“Why do people always cut their hands to swear oaths, everyone knows it would hurt way less on the [insert body part with fewer nerve endings]”

“Vampires shouldn’t be feeding from people’s wrists, it damages the tendons, if doctors don’t take your blood from your wrist, vampires shouldn’t either! No one will be able to flex their fingers the next day.”

(This comes up a lot with vampires, I mention, as I stride purposefully into the glistening mass of jellyfish.)

There are direct answers for some of these when it comes to the practical visual language of a particular medium (for example, you cut your hand on stage / on set because you can hold a blood pack in there, and even if you don’t have an effect, the gesture and its purpose can be discerned from the nosebleeds) but what really gets me is how thematically boneheaded this sort of observation is. 

Like, let’s go down the list here. 

Why do vampires end up covered in their victims’ blood? Well Scoob, do you think it could maybe have something to do with their bestial, inhuman nature? Or with the erotic and sensual abandon with which they can approach violence, now that they’re untethered from human morals? 

Why do people cut their hands to swear oaths? Aside from what I mentioned above, do you think maybe it’s because it adds a layer of gravity to see two people swearing an oath to one another with blood dripping from their clasped hands? Do you think it’s maybe to evoke a unity of body, something greater and more primal than a unity of word? Or maybe to remind us of the dire consequences of breaking a blood oath?

Why are authors having vampires feed from people’s wrists if it damages their tendons? Damn, maybe that’s because it’s where the pulse is. You know, the pulse? The heartblood, the thing that races when you’re scared or turned on or both? The thing that stutters when you’re close to death and could, should the author choose, ring in the vampire’s ears like a chime or a great pounding thunderclap. Maybe in a story about undead beings who drink blood, we can sacrifice a bit of sensible reality in order to enforce the emotion and thematic heft of a scene? 

Images like these communicate what is happening between two characters, not just the events that are transpiring! No one making stories forgot to consider ~sensible~ little observations, because it would be absolutely inane to consider an observation with the creative value of a wet paper towel. This stuff is part of our visual language for a reason! Themes also need to be communicated! 

God, like, okay, I’m exhausted and the aquarium staff keeps yelling at me when they find me here, but let me just wrap up by saying that relationships, character and meaning are expressed in so many ways beyond dialogue or internal monologue, and those expressions are so rarely sensible. 

(Also all this shit looks cool as hell, do you really want your protagonists swearing to die for one another by dabbing their slightly bleeding elbows together, grow up.)

#me: don't make me tap the sign #sign: fun allowed #(thematic clarity and character relationships should trump sensible realism every time) #(realism is fine! but monocle popping smirky little 'hmm I think dan brown was an idiot' smugness is just....bad!) #(it's bad and it makes for bad writing!) #my thoughts about books

[ralfmaximus]

Nearly three years ago, a young professional in the nation's capital was sitting in her apartment after the Jan. 6 attack and saw that the FBI was looking for help identifying the rioters who stormed the U.S. Capitol. So she opened up the Bumble dating app, changed her political beliefs to conservative and got to swiping.

Her strategy, she said, was saying "Wow, crazy, tell me more” to guys on repeat until they gave her enough for her to send their information to the FBI.

This goddamned hero turned in about a dozen names to the FBI, and one of them was just convicted.

#trump #maga #january 6 #idiots

[rejectingrepublicans]

The a-hole who recently said being a football coach was harder than being a wartime general. This klansman has to go.

#republican assholes #tommy tuberville #klansman #republican idiots #traitor trump #crooked donald #Tuberville is owned by Putin #maga morons #resist #ukraine

[republikkkanorcs]

#republican assholes #republican idiots #Republican traitors #James comer #gym Jordan #traitor trump #crooked donald #maga morons

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

#Mary trump #republican assholes #Ginny Thomas #clarence thomas #traitor trump #Clarence Thomas useful idiot #resist #maga morons #crooked donald #republican hypocrisy #traitor #republican values #Jan 6th #Jan 6th insurrection #trumps coup

[mysharona1987]

Dude, this is jury tampering and it is a felony.

You are admitting to a serious crime on twitter.

#Trump #nyc #news #crime #donald trump #democrats #republicans #politics #xwitter #fox news idiots

[trecoolsdick]

GREEN DAY IS SELLING A NIMROD ANNIVERSARY T SHIRT WITH TRUMPS MUGSHOT ON IT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. SELLING FAST FUCKERS

(and yes i did preorder one)

#green day #billie joe armstrong #tre cool #mike dirnt #tré cool #idiot nation #American idiot #nimrod #fuck trump #Donald trump #trump arrest

[smashing-yng-man]

#green day #billie joe armstrong #music #MAGA #donald trump #politics #us politics #2024 #punk #pop punk #punk rock #american idiot

[simply-ivanka]

#Ukraine is not our responsibility #Ukraine #corruption #Russia #fuck the Ukraine #NATO #NATO does not belong on the border of Russia #FJB #biden is an idiot #Obama #Obama must be stopped #trump 2024

[thatsoneforamerica]

Just gonna leave this here

#donald trump #rudy giuliani #barbie #mugshot #idiots #republicans dni #can you imagine if theyd gone for it though?

[theconcealedweapon]

Why are Trump supporters so angry about Billie Joe Armstrong saying "I'm not part of the MAGA agenda"?

Did they think he was part of the MAGA agenda before he said that? Did they think a song titled "American Idiot" was supposed to be a patriotic song?

#green day #american idiot #conservative logic #donald trump

[shaydh]

I need a bumper sticker that is artful and fits my edgy aesthetic and also lets conservatives know I hate them because if I have to see dipshit magas in the work parking lot they should also have to see me

#shaydh blathers #there’s some idiot with a trump sticker always parking nearby

[ralfmaximus]

Former President Donald Trump has not been able to get a bond to secure the $464 million fraud judgment against him, his lawyers said in a court filing Monday [March 3, 2024]. Trump and his company need to post a bond for the full amount by next week in order to stop New York Attorney General Letitia James from being able to collect while he appeals. They've asked an appeals court to step in in the meantime and said Monday that they have not had any success getting a bond.

Poor baby. I thought he said he was a billionaire, and testified under oath that he had more than $400 million in cash laying around? Gosh, maybe he lied about that too.

We're about a week away from New York seizing his assets.

#trump #maga #idiot