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I promise you there is something worse out there than being sad, and that's being alone and being sad.
TED LASSO (2020- ) Season 2, Episode 10 - No Weddings and a Funeral
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I literally LIVE for the shanks crew senarios, can you maybe- if you have time- do a shanks married to the reader one? Idk if i made sense sorry ajehdnwkhd
I know you said scenario, but I'm giving you head cannons and mini-scenarios. Mostly because I have a shanks husband scenario coming down the pipe.
Imagine having shanks as your husband
Sfw
Shanks is the most doting husband there is, like he is 100% a golden retriever himbo
He will spend all of his free time with you, usually doing something you both enjoy.
Shanks is the type of his and who will go shopping with you, suggest you try on clothes he's picked out, he'll happily carry around your bags and cheer you on when you show him an outfit.
He'll give you the best things he can afford, which varies from a day at the beach eating foraged and hunted food to dinning at the nicest restaurant and going to the one piece equivalent of Broadway is, followed by a trip to a jewelers and a night at the nicest hotel.
One the red force he's made sure everyone knows you are on equal standing as he is.
His crew loves you, and act like a pack of overprotective big brothers.
Benn has plans to whoop Shanks's ass if he ever breaks your heart
You will spend most evenings in Shanks's lap, no he won't let you sit anywhere else
Loves when you add things around the ship like pillows to the couches, coffee tables, side tables in the halls, soft lighting, and scented candles. He thinks it makes red force feel a little less like a ship and more like a home
Shanks genuinely thinks you're smarter than him, so he values your opinion very highly.
Will loose his shit if anything happens to you
You have a sniffle, he calls the doctor
You were hurt in battle, who ever hurt you is dead and thrown overboard before you can even blink
Shanks is big on romantic gestures, but he's not really aware that he's doing them.
He sees something that reminds him of you, he will buy (or steal) it and give it to you.
When he's drunk he turns into a clingy puppy dog, he will babble about how much he loves you and list off his favorite things about you.
Lives staying sober when you're drunk so he can take care of you, and because he encourages you to climb into his lap and will beg you for smooches.
Will get a little fat on him if you're a cook, because he loves your cooking and will eat two to three servings for food
Shanks is only ticklish for you
Shanks will subtlety keep you by his side, preference on the side with his arm because he feels you are safest tucked up against his side under his arm
Has you sharing a cabin with him, because he likes waking up with you in his arms.
Will share the food off his plate with you and will even give you the lion's share of your favorite dishes even if it's also his favorite.
Naps, you are his favorite nap spot.
If the crew is having to rough it in the wilderness, Shanks insists you sleep on top of him, after all he is more comfortable than the ground
Nsfw
He's going to fuck you absolutely everywhere on the red force
Benn: *walks into the mess hall*
Shanks: *has you pressed ass up on the table and is fucking you senseless*
You: *too blissed out from Shanks making you bounce on his cock with every thrust to even notice Benn arrive*
Benn: oh god why, we eat off of that!
Doesn't like receiving oral unless you are 69ing because he likes giving you pleasure as well.
Will however buy you long poofy dresses so he can hide under your skirt and eat you out to his hearts content.
Loves when you squish his head between your thighs or better yet you sit on his face.
No, Shanks does not have a weight limit to ride his face, he would happily die being suffocated between your thighs.
Shanks is a strong man he can and will pick you up and fuck you against the wall.
Will use sex with you as his cardio workouts. So expect to receive his full attention and effort every single time.
Loves when you call him Captain during sex.
Shanks is a tits, ass, and thigh man. He sees no reason to pick one they're all great
He also loves all body types
He's mostly attracted to the person not the body
So it doesn't matter if you're not human or what gender or sex you are. If he has feelings for you he'll fuck you
Shanks has piercings
He has his nipples pierced and his dick pierced
Will spit roast you with Benn
Has, in fact, fucked you in Mariejois
His favorite position for you is doggy style (with you preferably bent of something) and a mating press.
Shanks has a breeding kink, but no desire to actually sire a child. So he got a vasectomy when he was in his early 20s because he loves pumping his load into you, but doesn't want to worry about the repercussions.
Shanks is a top, but the one arm makes the positions he can comfortably do rather limited
Shanks is a pleasure Dom, and no he won't be satisfied with a session if he hasn't rung more than thirty orgasms out of you. And yes he will count each one. And if loses count, he will start all over again.
King of aftercare
He'll draw you both a hot bath, bring you drinks and snacks, massage your aching muscles, and wash you down, getting a few more orgasms out of you in the process.
Quickies don't really do it for him, just one orgasm for him is kind of boring. But will have them if he doesn't have time for a full session, or if you need him.
He will also fuck you out in the open where the crew, the public, and the gods to see.
While the crew can watch, the only one that's allowed to touch you besides him, is Benn.
Shank'll leave you in Benn's care if he needs to go off ship and it's too dangerous for you to come with.
Finds it amusing that you're more of a brat for Benn since you figured out he enjoys brat taming.
If you are a brat with shanks though he will break you. Your punishment will be fifty orgasms. No amount of apologizing will get you out of it. Although your safe word will get him to stop.
Shanks will make you squirt, doesn't matter if you don't think you can do it, he will have you squirting with in the first session.
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