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#idk but i just fucking live for inanimate things actually being alive
thewrongmoon · 2 years
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One/Vecna: What is he, and how does he survive?
CW: Dead Bodies and Gore (but it's just stuff that's shown in the show)
So I've had a big question for awhile that I've see pretty much no one ask before: How is One alive? Is he alive? Does he exist in a limbo? What the fuck is his deal exactly?
I think answering this may also provide some clues as to how Will was able to survive in the upside down. Because I do see people ask that one, which, again confuses me because we don't even know the answer to how One isn't dead.
How did One end up in the upside down?
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So we see El send him to the shadowrealm basically. His body dematerializes into small particles as he's sent into an alternate dimension.
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As he was falling through this dimension he was burned to a crisp by multiple lightning strikes. Being struck by lighting even once could cause cardiac arrest, and it also damages nerve cells, can cause temporary paralysis and can cause vessels in the brain to burst. I don't think I need to say that being struck as many times as One was would 100% kill a normal person, but this alternate dimension isn't the same as our reality. It does have some similarities, because we do see his skin is burned pretty badly.
What did he do once he was in there, exactly?
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We see him create the mind flayer with the particles in the air. And then things basically end there. I kinda gotta shrug and say I don't know for this question.
We see El make contact with a Demogorgon in season 1. This contact causes a portal to the upside down to open in Hawkins lab.
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Back to the original topic: how is One even alive (?)
According to basic science, all forms of life need some source of energy to be considered alive. For animals, this is food, water and oxygen. For plants it's sunlight and water. For fungi it can be a variety of things.
The upside down isn't 1 to 1 accurate with real life. But there are living things in the upside down. At least there is in the later version of it.
In the original version, it's basically just sand and rocks. Inanimate objects. There is lightning, which implies the existence of air. Not a living thing, but a thing that living organisms do need. The Demogorgons or creatures similar to them are already there, which would imply creatures of this realm do not need or have another source for energy.
Honestly gonna need to wait for the Duffer bros to expand on this because, i have. NO fucking clue how One is alive for those three years. The only possible explanation could be that maybe time has a different effect on your body in the upside down? idk man
After El opens the portal
Now this is where things get more explain-able. So we know that at this point, the upside down is a hive-mind and the demogorgon, mindflayer, etc are all connected to Vecna. There are also phsycial vines along the floor of the upside down which connect back to him.
Because they are all connected, we can infer that what the creatures digest is also put into the source (Vecna.)
The demogorgon is attracted to blood, as pointed out by Nancy. When she and Jonathan first encounter one, they see what they think is it eating a deer.
We are familiar, with eating, as humans. That was a dumb fucking sentence, okay, what I mean is, we usually apply our egocentric thinking as a way to rationalize other things. Animals eat, humans eat, so obviously, demogorgons must eat, right? Wrong, actually!
We never really see the bodies of any of these things killed by creatures of the upside down get eaten and digested. We see them biting them, but no actual eating is done. The dead deer, Mews, Barb, Bob... all dead bodies, but they remain mostly in tact.
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Mews is dead, but no substantial amount flesh has been consumed.
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Behind the scenes shot of Barb's (fake) corpse. We see that she is split open, but all of her....uhhh... stuff? is still there.
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Multiple demodogs going at Bob, but there's not really much flesh being torn off him.
The closest we get is Dart eating a three musketeers. And, also, I think meat Dustin leaves out for him? But that's it.
Barb is notable because she is literally brought to the upside down, but when El finds her she is just a decaying corpse. Why wouldn't the demogorgon consume her entirely?
Mushrooms.
So I mentioned before that there are crucial things every living organism needs. For humans and animals, it's water, oxygen and food. For plants it's water, oxygen and sunlight.
The upside down doesn't have water or sunlight. This eliminates the existence of plants in the upside down completely. Same thing with animals or humans. In fact, every living organism needs water to survive.
Which leaves us with... Fungi.
Now fungi also needs water. But fungi can absorb water, like other nutrients it needs, through it's environment.
Fungi is the one confirmed thing that can live in the upside down. The script labels what has originally thought to be ash falling from the sky as spores.
Fungi is kind of a biological mystery in a lot of ways. Scientists still don't actually fully understand fungi.
What we do know is that fungi thrives in dark, damp environments and that it feeds on decay.
This brings me back to the things killed by creatures of the upside down- I think that their end goal is not to eat them, but to kill them and let the fungus from the upside down envelope them. This is where they get their energy from.
Vines? Roots?
So the hivemind is connected via these. And the characters do label them as such. But roots and vines are things for plants. What I think the things in the upside down actually are would probably be labelled better as Mycelium (basically, mushroom roots.)
Mycelium can cover huge amounts of area. The worlds largest organism is actually a fungus with mycelium- it takes up about 10 square kilometers (thats 6.2 miles for my fellow americans out there.)
Pesticides
So in my research I was able to answer a question that I wasn't even actually aiming to answer. But if you remember, in season 3, we see Mrs. Driscoll and and the rats consuming both soil and chemicals. This seemed really fucking weird at the time, and I'm pretty sure it was literally never fucking brought up again. But I actually figured it out bc I'm a genius and totally not because I just randomly stumbled upon this information.
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(Bag of fertilizer lists Chloride and Ammonium Phosphate as ingredients, both are toxic to ingest.)
Fungus can absorb pesticides. When fungus absorbs these pesticides, it absorbs the toxic qualities of them.
So when Vecna was having the members of his hivemind ingest chemicals, it wasn't just for a laugh, he was likely doing it to weaponize himself. Why exactly, I'm not 100% sure, but this makes it clear that he has the ability to absorb these toxic qualities, like mushrooms do.
So what does this mean
Vecna is still alive, somehow... But he has taken on mushroom-like-qualities rather than animal ones. Fucking WILD, I know. But how how else can you really explain it? He absorbs nutrients from his tentacle-like appendages, similar to a plant or fungus. But he seemingly doesn't eat them, instead killing them and letting them rot. He then extracts nutrients from their rotting corpses (gross), in a way... using them as part of his life cycle. This could be what he means when he says he wants his victims to "join him"-- he doesn't want them to physically join them, but rather, he's like "heyyy let me slurp up the supplements from your cadaver (i tried to word it differently, it's still gross I'm sorry) and use them to continue my work here"
What about Will?
So I think everyone can agree that Vecna does not want Will dead, by any stretch of the imagination.
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We see that by the end of season one, Vecna has actually connected Will to the hivemind via a tentacle. This could serve two purposes:
He wanted to implant the baby-demodogs inside him (gross.)
He was trying to keep Will alive with the nutrients he was absorbing though the hivemind.
Honestly it was probably both! Will is clinically dead when Hopper and Joyce find him, no breath or heartbeat. But... does Vecna have a breath or heartbeat? I don't know. And Vecna isn't dead, so... Maybe Vecna was trying to Vecnify Will. Vecnafication, if you will (you wont.)
We don't know exactly how long Vecna had Will on life support in the upside down, probably at least an hour? But maybe borrowing some life from Vecna is what is causing their connection.
Hopper and Joyce don't get attacked in the upside down like the men Brenner sends down do. I think that Vecna probably wanted Hopper and Joyce to find and rescue Will, so that he could use Will both to spy and to use him to incubate...? The pollywogs?
Conclusion
Vecna has become a sentient fungus lifeform. I realize sound kind of insane for saying that but Stranger Things is a sci-fi show made for entertainment purposes so maybe it's not that far-fetched.
There's still a lot of unanswered questions. But I feel like this answers a couple of questions I originally had. Excited to see how close I got with this!
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Will is mushroom-shaped, if u really think about it..... (i'm jk)
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themindelectricdemo4 · 7 months
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DREAM LOG #002 - I rate this one like ugghh 3/10 because I kept having to feel slow death & also made me think about humanity for shit does that not matter & I had to watch things die regardless of how valid their lives were or weren't
There was like a moral dilemma of if we should humanize technology since it was becoming increasingly more sentient
At one point I went back in the past?? It was either Ye Olde Toontowne or something similar or "nearby"..I remember hearing Noble Nook/Wizard Way being mentioned
It was a strict place, there were guards (including Holly) & there was a church that held a school for children & I kept trying to get involved or something but I kept getting killed. I would get skewered 4k 4D HD video style & feel dying & then respawn just like that. Huzzah. Eventually I was...able to bridge some sort of gap between the past & the future besides these old timey fucks being transphobic but we all made friends & sang kumbaya (okay not literally). But then there was this problem (that was sort of presented like a cliffhanger for a future sequel? Lol...THIS IS A DREAM NOT A MOVIE) where this past person was more interested in getting rid of stuff that would take up space by burning it in blazing flames & reducing it to ash but this included little pieces of humanized objects that were a results of better technology so this girl just horrifyingly burnt this little cute block that was like had the memory of a turtle that died & was kept alive through being this block & she used it in her demonstration by just burning it alive & we all watched it slowly melt it was pretty disturbing
Then this guy (he actually kinda looked like Crunch Bandicoot?? Lol) had these two giant barrels as his sidekick buddies & he was under the impression putting them in these little compartments would have them feeling better & improved. Then when they closed & the fire started he was horrified & was like oh my god turn it off?? But apparently until it was finished it was dangerous to turn off (very safe & functional) so he just had to watch the flames spill out & imagine his friends melting without ever being able to say goodbye
It was pretty weird & idk how to feel since they were just animated inanimate objects but I guess it made me think about what defines humanity & where empathy should begin for something
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appri-dot · 3 years
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*watches one YouTube vid*
SIGNHUMANS ARE THE COOLEST FUCKING THING EVER
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This is from the "65 questions you aren't used to" that are found here (Part 1)
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? All the time 2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? 2 3. The person you would never want to meet? Trump 4. What is your favorite word? Despair 5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? Weeping willow 6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? I haven’t yet 7. What shirt are you wearing? A school sweatshirt 8. What do you label yourself as? Mainly anxious and touch-starved but also a Hanako stan. I mean if you mean pronouns then I use she/her pronouns 9. Bright room or dark room? Dark 10. What were you doing at midnight last night? Laying awake wanting to fall asleep but not being able to 11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? 7-8 12. Who told you they loved you last? My grandma 13. Your worst enemy? idk 14. What is your current desktop picture?
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15. Do you like someone? Unless you count Hanako and various other anime characters then no 16. The last song you listened to? https://youtu.be/CW1Q9C-3iKc for falling asleep 17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? No 18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Katelyn Bennet 19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? This says anyone so I’m gonna assume fictional characters count. Either Hanako or Levi and they have to whatever they possibly can to make themselves happy. Of course they’ll be forced but I think they deserve a day to be happy 20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) My hair 21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? Probably use it to make cishet men as uncomfortable as possible. Idk how I would look 22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? Other than writing poetry I don’t think so. 23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? Sunflowers but also various other kinds of flowers. 24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. PB & J 25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? What do you think? (Merch for tbhk) 26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? Japan 27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? Mike’s lemonade so I can have a lemonade stand and get all the kids in my neighborhood drunk 28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? No discrimination 29. What is your favorite expletive? Fucking-hell 30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? My iPad 31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? I wouldn’t. The rapid maturity from the trauma is the only thing keeping me alive right now 32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! I don’t know what the question is. 33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? My paternal grandfather 34. What was your last dream about? Trying to find my therapist in a really big house 35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? [debater] yes. 36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? Yes, many times 37. Have you ever built a snowman? Yes 38. What is the color of your socks? I’m not wearing any 39. What type of music do you like? Classical/orchestral is my favorite but I also like electronic and whatever genre the Carole & Tuesday soundtrack is. 40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? I appreciate the symbolic and visual value of the two equally. 41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? Vanilla 42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) Seahawks 43. Do you have any scars? A burn mark on my arm 44. What do you want to be when you graduate? A lawyer
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judehayward · 4 years
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lady gaga voice slowly fadin in: ju-Das juda-ah-ah… this depressed goblin bastard is honestly my fav male muse like i dnt typically stick w male muses tht long i struggle bt................. i’ve played him the longest of them all n always seem to return to him. jst cnt stay away. way 2 attached to this absurd little man. it’s nai btw!!!! (josefine on the main). launches right in to jude’s intro without further adieu..... (u can also find his playlist here) 🧙‍🎨
「douglas booth & cis-male」⇾ hayward , jude, the senior radcliffe student’s records show that he is a pisces and 23 years old. he is studying ART, living in moris and can be protective, laidback, nonsensical & apathetic. when i see him i am reminded of wearing a faded smiley face sticker on your forehead while receiving a serious lecture, saying “fuck off” to inanimate objects, lead marbles instead of eyes. ⇽「nai & 23 & gmt & she/her.」
he pinterest:
me in the voice of a card magician performing on the street: round up round up pick a pinterest any pinterest!
ta-da it’s aesthetics:
lead marbles instead of eyes, a stolen hearse careening down the wrong lane, wearing a faded smiley face sticker on your forehead while receiving a serious lecture, bags under the eyes that are so big they could pack enough clothes for a three week vacation, a cigarette wobbling from your bottom lip as you squint against the sunlight, passing out on a stranger’s rooftop, placing sunglasses over the eyes of a biology lab skeleton, gangling around the place like shaggy minus his scooby snacks, saying “fuck off” to inanimate objects
about tha Bitch:
born in sheffield in england, bt they went back and forth between there n san fran a lot
jude was an unhappy accident. his parents never rly used protection bc they were super Liberal n Au Naturel n believed in the pull out method bc… they were maniacs. bt then the ONE time they used a condom in an effort to b safety conscious it broke n hence…. jude was born
they just kind of ran w it bc they had such a passionate relationship tht they were like What The Hell…. may as well! itll be fine we’ll learn to be good parents n love him like normal ppl do
spoiler alert: tht didn’t work out
they were ok to him like they weren’t fully Bad bt they just found him to be a massive burden n hindrance to their plans. pretty absent n irresponsible. they literally….. had sex all day every day n acted like a pair of teenagers. it ws a super weird environment for a kid to grow up in bc he literally had no role models or… guidance or…. anything rly. occasionally they’d joke around w him or pretend they properly knew what grade he was going into but for the most part they just Didn’t Care the way parents shd. they lost his birth certificate n dnt remember what they put as his middle name so he’s jst kind of like hmmmm............. n gives himself a diff one every time ppl ask. past variations hv included: jude pauly hayward, jude maureen hayward, jude van winkle hayward. says all of these w a very straight face
despite this he does hv some nice memories w them. usually he definitely sees them fr holidays. frm being rly young their christmas tradition hs been to get a bunch of chinese food like a Banquet Feast n spend all day smoking n drinking into the early hours. perhaps not the healthiest or most responsible bt 😔 jude rly likes it it’s kind of the one time of yr he feels he has a proper family
they r both suuuuper into the arts. rly good sculptors bt they paint too n they actually own a successful gallery in sheffield n san fran
(trauma tw) as a result he grew up around a lot of creative n sometimes pretentious ppl. the friends of his parents were more present in his life than his ACTUAL parents bc they were always jetting off to diff countries to scout out new pieces fr their galleries n just have a gd time in beautiful places without…. the annoyance tht ws being responsible n looking after someone. tbh some of his parents friends were rly damaging too bt….i won’t go into that just yet. it doesn’t rly…need properly explaining bc jude never talks abt it anyway n it….is rather triggering so i’ll jst….leav it for now tbh. basically they just were Not Nice n jude had a lot of bad memories he keeps repressed bt he also??? has some gd ones..... it was a strange environment bt he’s a survivor
(death n grief tw) he hd to do community service bc he kind of… hd a bit of a breakdown before the funeral of his elderly neighbour who bsically raised him bc her kids rly didnt care abt her they jst wanted her inheritance?? so he… stole the hearse w her casket still in it n ws jst like… drivin around the place sort of… tryin nt to cry…..KJJFHSFKJGHKFG i mean. it isnt funny its actually sad bt :/ in a very bizarre n jude way. he gt caught n taken in fr questioning bt her son kind of realised hw… broken up abt her death jude ws n had a heart n didnt press charges. regardless he stil hd to do community service bc it ws like taken seriously even tho it ws his first proper offence. doin it rly exhausted n depressed him so when he wsnt doin tht he ws just hibernatin in his room……. this ws like 4 months ago nw............ just some fun lore fr u all
bc of how he ws raised he has a p cultured taste. he luvs classic lit n p much anything artsy. he can play piano 2 n sometimes gets rly high n thinks he’s mozart level gd at composing he’s jst going fking wild on the keys in a trance...... i mean he’s gd bt… chill
he’s rly sarcastic n so deadpan like he’ll say smthn completely ridiculous bt he’ll say it w his whole chest so sincere.... it’s rly hard to tell when he’s joking or serious honestly. has an overflowing secret sketchbook n if he cares abt someone he’ll probably secretly draw them. does NOT share these drawings w the person he hates being openly sentimental. at heart he is jst a very Sad Boy w lots of repressed issues like depression genuinely just does NAT giv him a single break bt he plasters over this w wise cracks n never discusses his emotions ever. he’s actually p decent or at least tries to b. he’s kind of like tht bit in superbad where michael cera gets rly drunk n makes a toast to women like tht energy...........
he has rly bad insomnia so he like never sleeps idk how he’s Alive straight up. please go to bed sir............. he always has rly sleepy eyes n rubs them tiredly mid conversation. he smokes a lot of weed to try n compensate fr this n make him tired bt he still struggles a lot
ANYWAY that aside he’s at radcliffe doing art, focusing on fine art like painting is............... the thing he luvs most...... his style is kind of.......... taking normal things n painting w surreal colours.... he likes A LOT of colour in his paintings which is kind of a stark contrast to his personality bc his world’s so.... washed out n grey............ lovs art n philosophy n literature n photography n music.... 
ummMMMMmm honestly idk i’m blankin on what else to say. ull find him smoking weed reading an american classic or gnawing at his thumbnail n getting charcoal smudges on all his clothes. wandering the streets in plaid pj bottoms n dr martens eating frm a cereal box without care in the world. he’s p broody n scruffy n he’s mostly here fr a laidback time....... doesn’t rly like when ppl take themselves too seriously........ likes strange ppl thinks the world is mde richer by them n likes when ppl can jst bounce back jokes at him without being like erm. u dont make sense mate. bc frankly he can come up w some strange stuff sometimes.............. talking to him cn b like navigating a dark n bendy road without a flashlight....... 
(drugs tw) once did shrooms n woke up naked in the woods curled up in a pile of leaves. to this day he recounts this as his werewolf transformation. hs no idea hw he ended up there n when ppl r like are u not. concerned jude. tht is so strange? he jst shrugs like.............. dunno....................... suppose i’m jst a werewolf upon occasion. so casual abt it. jst truly does Not care abt most things at all..... almost to the point tht it’s concerning (sometimes way past the point tht it’s concerning too :/)
this is the desc on an aesthetic i mde of his style once n sums it up well!! ‘additionally: too many pairs of trousers, a hideous amount of white t-shirts all somewhat stained with charcoal, a jumper so thinly knit it almost looks sheer, chipped teale nail varnish, a cream corduroy jacket with a cigarette hole singed onto the cuff, vintage wiry reading glasses he almost never wears, a freshly rolled cigarette behind his ear, a thrifted t-shirt with a warped bart simpson wearing a stethoscope with the caption ‘bard knwos cardiology’ and two crops hacked that way with kitchen scissors that he sometimes wears to paint.‘
EXPERT at rolling spliffs like jst. mkes them so precise n neat....... it’s his super power. his fav thing to smoke frm is banana flavour papers.................... linking 2 this he’s like. bad w emotions bt he does try..... once his friend (maggie) ws sad so he brought her a spliff wrapped in grape flavoured paper bc it’s her fav fruit n jst like. wordlessly gave it to her. it’s the thought tht counts.....
PLOTS!!!!!
plays bass in a band which cld b a fun connection to get together??? i picture the music being like surf rock type like........... mac demarco...... bt he also luvs elliott smith n glass animals n the cure n metronomy n neutral milk hotel n talking heads n radiohead n mazzy star n wolf alice...................... idk jst like.... within tht ballpark i suppose i imagine it being................
mayb ppl he shares classes w?????? i’d like someone tht does a similar course n they hang out tgether when it comes to trips fr the module to museums or exhibits or wtever................ they both stand in front of paintings analysing it rly wrong n saying stuff like hmmmmmmmmm....... i do declare i see a, uh..... large phallus protruding from the centre of this image...... moves something in me.......... n some elderly person looking at it besides them is like Ergh. sickened n disgraced. leaves w a brow severely furrowed
someone he smokes w on the moris rooftop late at night when he cnt sleep??? mayb they’re up n cnt sleep either fr whtever reason n it’s become an unspoken kind of ritual where they always clamber out n find each other there n jst wordlessly keep them company
jude is kind of like. protective almost to a fault sometimes........... mayb some guy he’s punched......................... if they hurt someone he cares abt........... typically it wld hv been a girl he ws kind of like. affected by his first relationship bc she had a bad home situation n ever since jst wnts..... to Protect it’s kind of like an automatic instinct ingrained in him nw 😔 all sounds very noble n well bt sometimes it cn b a bit of an escalation i wnt lie
perhaps a few hook-ups??? jude doesn’t tend to sleep w ppl he rly knows bc he just..... likes it to b an impersonal thing doesn’t like getting attached fr various reasons so mayb they only kno each other via this OR mayb he bent his rules a bit..... cld either work seamlessly or hv added drama if one side hs mre feelings or whtever
currently living in moris w 2 roommates bt i’d love some neighbours perhaps..... mayb someone tht lives directly nxt door to his room n is like ://// bc he plays music loud n weeds always drifting frm his window n mking their room smell if theirs is open too................. or mayb they get on..... mayb there’s a rly mean seagull tht lands on a branch n poos on pedestrians n they both commentate on it frm their windows like david attenborough...... they’re like he’s at it again. they’ve named him n everything
HONESTLY anything if u have an idea hmu i’d love 2 hear it.......... rubs my hands tgether in excitement to plot up a storm w u all
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The Real Story Behind The Annabelle Doll, And The Other Haunted Dolls You Need To Know About
If you’ve been living under a rock for like, the last, I don’t know, 6 years, then you won’t know squat about the creepy doll phenomenon that’s currently haunting our TV and cinema screens (and at this rate, our nightmares too).
Even though this newer trope combines all the basic-bitch horror movie plot lines – and holes – worthy of scoring a solid ‘rotten tomato’ on IMBD, it turns out that there is a good deal of truth to these tales of terror.
And this is bound to continue with the release of the newest instalment in The Conjuring universe: Annabelle Comes Home (2019).
This film seeks to document her existence in Ed And Lorraine Warrens Occult Museum – an actual place where she still is – and centres around the Warren’s daughter unleashing the dark spirits (and/ or demon) contained within this spooky-ass doll.
And so, it is time to reflect on the real story behind Annabelle herself, and the other haunted dolls in existence.
#squadgoals.
But first, here’s a quick recap of the Annabelle film saga:
Annabelle’s done pretty well for herself.
She’s featured in 4 horror hits, and has even starred in 3 self-titled movies to boot. We meet her first in The Conjuring as an introduction to the Warrens and she is effectively used to combat a classic horror film trope: all scary movies start with the obligatory first 30 minutes where they introduce the characters, the peaceful home setting, and the references to past trauma which will be once again inflicted later on. Then they get going with the stuff you actually paid for.
But not here, not in The Conjuring.
Annabelle is used to give us a taste of the terror that awaits us once we get past the opening titles. And lord, she does it well. We also get introduced to the basic-bitch doll hauntings that go hand in hand with any horror film; doors moving, writing on notes and on the ceiling, the classic rocking chair, and any other generic hauntings you can pull out of your ass and type up into a screenplay.
Anyway, the story of Annabelle across the films so far is that a child called Annabelle dies, and the parents call upon all the higher powers – yes, all the higher powers – in the midst of their grief to allow her to return.
‘Something’ pretends to be their daughter, and upon witnessing such things, they give this ‘Something’ permission to enter the doll.
The ‘Something’ then proceeds to fuck shit up, and thankfully the parents lock away the doll with all of the protections necessary. Round of applause, everyone.
Cue entrance of young, innocent girls – who, just so happen to be orphans because tropes – who accidentally unleash the terror of the doll. That special ‘something’ trapped within Annabelle is unleashed and possesses one of the girls; she escapes, gets adopted whilst pretending to not be a demon (easier said than done, actually), and years later kills her adoptive parents after she hunts down the original Annabelle doll, and cries onto it to re-possess the doll.
This takes us to the first movie – which, yeah, it’s not great, not worth a watch – and ends with Annabelle being purchased from an antique shop, supposedly as a gift for the owners we met in the first Conjuring flick.
And it turns out that whilst the totality of the events aren’t completely true, the tagline of ‘based on a true story’ isnt too far-fetched.
The real-life Annabelle is one of the most renowned paranormal objects in the world, and her fellow haunted friends all seem to tie into the theory that is brought up in The Conjuring: Vessel theory.
Simply put by the Warrens, the doll (like any object) is a vessel for spirits and demons, namely those that want to enter you.
I mean, they could at least take you out for a drink first, god.
The films focus on this invitation aspect, channelling the vampiric vibe of being allowed in, and stick to the classic line of thought: the entities want your soul for a purpose to become idk alive again and no one really understands why but goddamnit it sounds intense.
And as it is a film, it sticks to a simplified version of the actual theories behind haunted dolls in order to cram in as many empty jump scares.
In actuality, there’s a lot more to the theories behind haunted objects, and the rumours of the objects themselves, than is given attention to in Annabelle’s film saga.
The actual theories behind haunted dolls
There are 3 sides to theory that we need to consider here: that of cursed objects, ceremonial objects, and a concept called ‘spirit binding’.
The film groups Annabelle in with the first category, but makes mention of the second group when it comes to introducing the Warren’s museum. Cursed objects come about when energies become attached to objects, and these vessels also are utilised in the ceremonial world.
The earliest history of haunted dolls sticks to this purpose, and its only when the age of the occult hits in the 20th century that stories like Annabelle’s start popping up.
Think effigies or voodoo dolls; anything that can be used for mystical purposes, was. It was believed that spells could transfer person to poppet, and were used to place curses on unfavourable community members.
This enforced binding of spirits to objects is the core of the theory, and still continues today under that rather obvious alias of ‘spirit binding’. Nevertheless, today’s process is rather more positive, and involves rather less-terrifying-small-children-horror-film tropes.
Vessels are laid out, and attachment or banishment rituals are applied. These objects can be taken with you on your adventures to ensure spiritual protection, or to channel some serious spirit squad goals.
And this is what the film gets wrong; the objects discussed here are spirit-based. Nowhere in the theories are demons mentioned, and even in the Bible it is claimed that demons cannot attach themselves to inanimate objects.
It’s this ambiguity used in the films to mis-mash the human possession and object possession together, and the ‘based on the true story’ spiel stops there. And speaking of true stories, it’s now time to discuss all the terrifying tales surrounding our favourite haunted dolls.
The actual Annabelle story
The true story behind this infamous doll sticks closely to the brief encounter detailed in The Conjuring.
Basically, a nurse is given a doll in the twilight years of the occult, in 1975. And shit gets weird. Think the normal hauntings, from noises, to the doll moving by itself.
Concerned, they go to a medium who claims it’s the spirit of Annabelle Higgins. Believing it to be an innocent girl, they treat the spirit and doll nicely. Unfortunately, shit gets weirder.
In a time of desperation, they turn to the Warrens, who say that this is not an innocent spritely spirit. It’s a demon.
The doll is then stored away in the Warren’s museum in a case from which the doll cannot be touched, and it is here that she still resides.
But before you turn out the light to sleep knowing she is stowed away somewhere safe, bear in mind that there are quite a few cases that mirror Annabelle’s story, and although they are rather diverse in the doll-spirit relationship, they are all creepy as fuck.
The true stories behind the rest of Annabelle’s Spooky Squad
Annabelle’s rival in the paranormal world is none other than Robert the Doll. This little fella is reportedly possessed by ‘spirits’, but don’t let the vagueness of this possession fool you. As the original inspiration for Chucky, this doll certainly upholds a level of fame among those intrigued by the paranormal, and the backstory to our least favourite horror film villain starts with a bloke called Otto.
In 1906, Otto was presented a doll – fit in Robert’s sailor’s uniform – by a servant who was known to practice black magic and voodoo.
Yep, that was a definite red flag.
It was believed that the servant’s worship and frequent summoning of spirits possessed this creepy-ass doll. Indeed, he is so haunted that it is rumoured that you must ask to take a picture of him, or you will be haunted by those that take up residency in him.
Next up is Lotta the Doll.
It’s 1972, and some bloke called Kerry Whalton decides to wander around an abandoned building because why not. And its inside this building that he finds a marionette doll.
A quick trip to the archives, and a chance flick through the library books later and he calculates that this doll is believed to contain the spirit of a boy who once lived an odd 200 years before. The building he walked into that fateful day was the property of a man whose son drowned, and his final resting place is inside this doll.
It moves, it emits a pulse, dogs bark at it and attempt to attack it, and paintings fall when in its presence.
Oh, and when it’s put outside, it starts to rain.
Another famous doll is known as the Paula Ubin Barbie.
In 1914, a girl fell of a cliff and subsequently died.
In memoriam of her tragic death, a monument was constructed, and in it was her personal crucifix and a rather large amount of her hair.
Following her passing, a local resident began to have rather peculiar dreams. And in these dreams, a little girl would lead him to a toy shop, and pick out her favourite toy – a barbie.
He took the doll to the monument, and upon setting it down claims he felt the spirit transfer into the barbie and it is believed that her spirit found peace.
Our two final dolls stick to pretty standard supernatural goings-on.
Mandy does the usual: you hear the sound of footsteps, other dolls are knocked over, and she even has her own display case. And Pupa? She bangs on the case, changes position, and even fucks off when she wants to.
Honestly, do they not know how haunted dolls are supposed to behave?
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for the ask thing, all the ones you have an interesting answer for
this is extremely long because I Love Oversharing so under a cut. thanks britta!!!
4: how do you take your coffee/tea?tea, black; i've tried putting extra spices in it but i think i'm not doing it right bc it gets grainy and weird? i don't drink coffee anymore for "hey maybe we should stop consuming this thing that makes us feel like we're actually about to die" reasons but when i did it was with a fuckton of cream5. are you self-conscious of your smile?yeah; less so since i actually brush my teeth semi routinely now, so they're less awful, but i still have a slight overbite and a residual habit of covering my mouth with my hand if i open it very much 8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?either weird vent fanfiction that i never end up finishing, drawing in my notebooks, or i try to make the overly dramatic/pretentious thoughts that pop into my head into poetry (which i never end up finishing, go figure).9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?used to, but it's like. even besides insecurity about my voice and the fear that i'll be Too Loud and bother someone. the same internal barrier that makes it hard to speak out loud, especially if i'm not directly prompted to, applies to singing10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?usually side, and in the fetal position. occasionally back though13: what’s something that made you smile today?saw a chickadee!14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?god i don't know that's like. that's the fucking dream, for the future, but i hadn't gotten as far as daydreaming about *decoration* or anything of that sort. at the moment i tend towards covering things in movie posters and little trinkets i accumulate and toys and that sort of thing. i know i couldn't do sharing a room with someone else long term, it'd get stressy, so at least two bedrooms (or a bedroom and a pull out couch in the living room, that'd work), a little kitchen. no minimalism, but i might like having primary responsibility for Housecleaning sorts of things for my loved ones, or keeping things reasonably neat. just. something that feels like a proper home. safe. 16: what’s your favorite pasta dish?i am extremely boring and usually just do fettuccine alfredo. that said, cheese ravioli and pesto products are also very good. i just don't like super complicated foods with ingredients i don't recognize, or red sauce. red sauce is Sensory Bad.  17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?i mean i've been dyeing mine black since i was like 17 to the point that people think that's the natural color and i just let them, and honestly i'm very happy with thatred looked good on me, and i definitely like the way a lot of those super bright unnatural purples, blues, etc look on other people but it doesn't feel like "yes this is Correct this is what i'm Supposed to Look Like, this is the color it was *supposed* to be all along" in the same way, it just feels like i'm dyeing it a weird color for fun18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up."mola mola isn't a slur, right?"20: what’s your favorite eye color?idk about "favorite" but dark brown eyes are really pretty22: are you a morning person?i tend to be more productive and (assuming at least like five or six hours of sleep) more cheerful in the morning, but getting out of bed is a horrible struggle bc executive dysfunction and anxiety23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?tbh i HATE having those days, i don't like being super busy Either but i get really like bored/restless/I Am Going to Rip My Skin Off to Have Something to Do Please Let Me Out of the House if i genuinely don't have anything scheduled for a day? so i usually *make* obligations for myself, writing projects or something like that, if i don't have anything externally enforced. and go to the library or a cafe or something bc i feel more alive if i don't stay in my room all day24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?yeah26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit?i mean i've only had them for like a year bc it turns out that wearing the same pair of shoes almost every day wears through them pretty fast, who would have thought? but black combat boots28: sunrise or sunset?sunset31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.they hurt but i p much only wear boots so i have to wear them all the time. also my feet are weird and fucked up and i don’t especially like looking at them. and then i forget to take them off to sleep so i just. wear them all the time except to shower. i like weird socks with like animal pictures or whatever but then i feel bad abt wearing them bc i wear out socks really fast for unclear reasons34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?ooh i had a lot!! most of them were sea mammals, a couple sharks i think? i had a couple rabbits when i was Really small but i don't remember them as clearlyi can't remember most of their names but they had whole like imagined stories and relationships to each other and shit, i definitely remember there was one stuffed orca that was almost as big as kindergartener me35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?oh absolutely!! i write mostly in pencil for ease of corrections and so it doesn't bleed through the paper, but i accumulate pens/weird ink colors/etc37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?see i *prefer* having my room be clean but it literally never is 39: what color do you wear the most?black. combination of "trying to be low effort goth" and that idk how to coordinate colors so all my outfits are either all black or like. black + one other color + possibly grey, bc i figure there's no way that could end up clashing horribly. also i only HAVE black pants anyway so like. 41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving?mm i know accident by christa wolf hit me pretty hard in some emotions, and that was recent44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?i'm not sure that's an emotion i have tbhwhen i'm happy there's this kind of anxious edge to it, not necessarily in a bad way, but "at peace" is. an odd concept for me. the closest i get is this sort of quiet not-exactly-negative melancholy if i'm not behind on anything and it's raining and everything's just sort of soft yknow? 47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?marinara sauce. i hate that shit. i'll eat it on pizza or if i literally have to in order to get a meal and i can't physically handle not having one, but that's about it. also tomatoes more generally! i like ketchup but that's it. why do yall insist on putting tomatoes on everything all the time i Don't Like Them50: what’s an odd thing you collect?i keep all the toys i get out of kinder eggs and stuff like that. also i just have hyperempathy about inanimate objects and animals (and basically no empathy for humans most of the time, weirdly enough) and it's frequently difficult for me to throw things away because "well i'll be hurting it!" so uh. i just accumulate objects. i still have my old toothbrush somewhere55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?i straight up tried to kill myself to win an argument with mom once in high school. and i'm not talking like a mini fakeout attempt that wasn't supposed/expected to work, either, i did regret it but i was straight up prepared to die to get her to believe me 56: what are some things you find endearing in people?rambling/talking about your interests, emotional openness. if you like. send me things that reminded you of me/you thought i'd like, or initiate physical contact so i don't have to feel so weird/guilty about it, that's a very fast path to my affections. just being weird as shit. lots of little things, really. depends on the person a lot, though; either "person is Soft and Good and i feel like it's my responsibility to protect them" or "person is Kind of Scary/Edgy and i will attach myself to them and remain loyal no matter what and they appreciate it" are pretty consistent things, but those are a long way from the Only paths to my affection58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?awfully bold of you to assume i have a friend group and not just a disparate group of friends who mostly don't talk to each other. i AM semi consistently the weird vodka uncle though. 59: what’s your favorite myth?LOTS. that's not quite a fair question i can't pick one favoritethe volsunga saga does come to mind, though60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?i do!!! i thought i didn't because turns out the things they make you read in high school english are often Not Terribly Emotionally Resonant for me, funnily enough, but when i started reading russian poetry in college, and more mental illness focused stuff tbh, it was like Oh Shit This Is Really Cool. i really like vladimir mayakovsky!61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?when i was really small i gave my dad a  care bears coloring book for his birthday because for some reason i didn't process that other people didn't have exactly the same interests as me??62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?i drink either unsweetened green tea or monster energy drinks in the morning. depends how much of a disaster i'm being on that particular day. 63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?all my music is online or haphazardly downloaded to my phone so there's. not really any way to organize that if i wanted to tbh. i make a lot of character or ship playlists that i'd put more effort into organizing if i ever got around to showing them to other people, but Also anything that isn't too embarrassing to risk anyone else seeing just gets put in one folder. i DO organize my books, though. i usually *forget* to put them back where they're supposed to go, but there is a proper order (everything from one author or franchise together, stuff like star wars or tolkien is together and in in-universe chronological order, stuff like that), and i get upset if people fuck with it67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?nice. it's very calming, and also bright sunlight hurts my eyes fjgshtf68: what’s winter like where you live?not very different from fall most of the time. climate change is making it more midwest-y, which i'm not sure if i'm happy about or not (snow nice, but summer is also progressing in that direction, which is unfortunate). somewhere between the 30's and 50's (fahrenheit), mostly pretty grey, it rains sometimes. it's not cold enough that i need to have a real coat, usually sweater+leather jacket is enough. my hands always hurt, though70: have you ever used a ouija board?yeah i used to do it with my brother sometimes. nothing ever happened tho76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t?i need to write my paper proposal for nuclear lit and also draw some stuff for people that i've been putting off because my brain hates me and Catching Up On Everything I Should Have Been Doing a While Ago Is Scary77: pink or yellow lemonade?both? both is good78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?i have no real feelings on minions one way or the other but i have no interest in them and don't like seeing them all the time79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?someone i used to know was going to move away from their abusers and get a job and such, partly or mostly For Me, so we could run away and start things over together after i graduated. and then things blew up but. it was very sweet and sometimes i get emotional about the concept of that still 80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?three white, one blue. i didn't choose it, it came with the dorm room. my bedroom in my parents house has really dark blue walls, which i DID choose bc i wanted a dark color and my brother already had red ones and i wanted to distinguish myself from him. 82: are/were you good in school?mmm more or less, yes i'm terrible at certain kinds of projects and at getting stuff done without pretty much devastating my physical ability to function pushing myself at the last minute. that said, i'm very good at tests, good at papers, good at language learning and bullshit analysis. it's just like. PLEASE don't give me "fun creative projects!!!" or start with the "oh well tests aren't a good way of measuring learning, here's some other stuff that will be easier for you!" thing. i *like* tests. tests make sense and it's just sit down for an hour and you're done. it's the other stuff that's hard also i'm so used to my mother's ridiculous standards that it's like. yes i am good at school, in that my professors keep telling me i am Very Smart and things of that nature. but also i am terrible at taking care of myself while i have school because me being good at school is to some extent reliant on my brain's false insistence that Everybody Else Has Perfect Grades and Is Killing Themselves Slowly To Be The Best, so clearly we need to do that too! and any sacrifice is worth it! so eventually i just collapse84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?yeah definitely, at some point. there's other things that are more pressing to spend my limited amount of non-parent-controlled money on right now, but i know i want like. some manner of thing referencing my chronic turin turambar (self dx) status, probably his grave inscription or a sword (or both eventually!). probably also a bird of some sort85: do you read comics? what are your faves?see i'll happily read comics if there's a franchise i'm already interested in that has comics as part of it, but i'm not like a Comics Fan per se. i tend to find them kind of overwhelming because there's just So Much content and i don't know where to start and i usually get distracted before i finish. i did really enjoy mtmte and the tdc creation myths comics89: are you close to your parents?nope! i send my dad animal pictures, and vice versa, and that's about the extent of it when i'm not staying with them for breaks. mom's...Difficult(TM) and dad i get along with fine but i don't really know how to text him 92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?drowns. i want to be able to actually taste it.93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most?my hair is too short to really have Different Styles. i just keep it combed pretty neatly bc that's the only thing i know how to do afngjdsgf94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?my friend emma @autisticsansamaybe people i care less about had them more recently but tbh if we aren't friends i don't know when your birthday is without being told96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?i have literally never updated this laptop because it does not have space for an update. this isn't even my fault. i have deleted *every single thing on it that is not important to make it actually run* in order to have enough space to update, and it STILL doesn't. 100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?a few months ago i would have said 5 years into the past, because i Desperately missed aspects of how my life was at that part of high school--mostly having people i loved and who loved me, who wanted a future with me, and the certainty of that, that i wouldn't just be On My Own Forever post educational system--but now? future. high school fucking *sucked* in a lot of ways, and also i was a terrible person and i don't especially want to go back to that version of me. future is like...scary because yeah there is a decent possibility i'll just be pretty much totally alone and having to work a job i hate to keep up, but like. there is also a possibility that i'll have the things i wanted all along in a more stable context, yknow?
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1-65 for the odd asks💛
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
Idk if I’m just tired or what, but idk what this means lol
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
Maybe like a 2?
3. The person you would never want to meet?
Trump
4. What is your favorite word?
Idk about it being my favorite but my cousin reminded me that flabbergasted was a word today, so theres that
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
Mapel
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
“wow I look like shit”
7. What shirt are you wearing?
A 2016 Homecoming shirt my mom had to wear because she works at a school
8. What do you label yourself as?
Some weird Bi girl who knows more about fictional worlds then the real one
9. Bright room or dark room?
Dark
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Watching Netflix wile and trying not to wake up my bff
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
I’m going to have to say maybe age 7? Life was just so much easier
12. Who told you they loved you last?
My gf :)
13. Your worst enemy?
Some bitch I used to be best friends with. I cant stand them
14. What is your current desktop picture?
This
15. Do you like someone?
yes
6. The last song you listened to?
High Hopes by P!ATD
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Idk lol
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
The person I hate
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
I dont like the concept as an actual “slave” but ya know when you are little and you make your sibling do stuff for you, I would want that
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
My hair. People always complain if their hair is strait or if its curly and they like the other, but my hair does both depending on what i do with it after I wash it
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
I would look like Dan Howell probably, and idk what I would do haha.
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
I dont think I have any
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
Being buried alive
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
Idk, I dont really eat sandwiches, I guess just pb&j, because childhood, ya know?
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
Right now? probably christmas presents 
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
London
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
I have no clue haha. Sorry Im boring, I also might be like half asleep right now but shhh
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Acceptance for all, no matter race, gender, sexuality, ect, everyone is welcome and anyone who disagrees can get the fuck out
29. What is your favorite expletive?
Fuck
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
My phone. It has all of my pictures on it and what not
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Family drama shit
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
I would move to london, or maybe paris lol
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
As long as she would be 100% healthy, My sister.
34. What was your last dream about?
I’m pretty sure it was my gf
35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?
Idk what to put lol
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
Yes? I think? 
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
I did the other day. It was just a small one but it still counts
38. What is the color of your socks?
White and teal
39. What type of music do you like?
Pop, Pop punk, Rock, basically anything but rap and country
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
Sunsets
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
I dont really like milkshakes lol
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
I dont pay any attention to sports lol
43. Do you have any scars?
Yes, I have more then I can count, i scar EXTREMELY easily 
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
Idk. I want to do something that ha to do with art
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My mental health
46. Are you reliable?
yes
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
does it get better?
48. Do you hold grudges?
nope
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
a bird and a fish. does it have to be in the water? does it fly? who tf knows
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
Me and my dad once had the conversation of would different dog breeds taste different if you were to eat them?
51. Are you a good liar?
Sometimes. If i am strait up lying, not really, but if i am bull shitting my way through i could do it for hours
52. How long could you go without talking?
a few hours maybe. I mean i dont speak when I sleep so maybe 12?
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
I dont think i have had any bad ones
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
I do all the time
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
I can do a british one pretty decently 
56. What do you like on your toast?
either butter or peanut butter
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
flowers
58. What would be you dream car?
I like punch buggies so i can go around and see people wack each other haha
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
I just think way too much when i shower, thats why they take me like an hour haha
60. Do you believe in aliens?
Yes
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
Never
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
I have never thought about this before haha. May be A? Idk lol
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
Dragons
64. What do you think about babies?
They are cute as long as they arent crying and i dont have to deal with them
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.
Lol
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sammisays-blog1 · 6 years
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aaand 2-64 ;))))
Of course 2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?23. The person you would never want to meet?Trump. I’d do something stupid. 4. What is your favorite word?Pterodactyl 5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?Oak6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?Ew7. What shirt are you wearing?A sweater hoodie pretty thing8. What do you label yourself as? Uh, as me?9. Bright room or dark room?Dark 10. What were you doing at midnight last night?Falling asleep11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?612. Who told you they loved you last?@delusionplanetoid13. Your worst enemy?Myself14. What is your current desktop picture?I don’t have a laptop but uh if I did something black+white15. Do you like someone?@delusionplanetoid 16. The last song you listened to?New York - Ed Sheeran17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?Maybe myself18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?Myself19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?@theprecioussinningpotato and just do the same thing20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)Idk, ask @delusionplanetoid21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?I’d probably look like my dad and I would see how much better I would be treated as a straight male rather than a lesbian female 22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?No23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?Idk??24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.A nice ham sammich with cheddar cheese and on Italian herb and cheese bread25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?Probably buying energy drinks and stuff26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?That place in Italy that pays you to live there27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?My dad’s favorite kind of beer ig28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Be nice to people. Unless you’re me, the ruler, when you can be as bitchy as you want. (But if someone wants to start shit, cut the bitch)29. What is your favorite expletive?Fuck30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?My phone would already be on me, so my hula hoop31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?The death of my dogs, if that would mean they get to be happy and alive 32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!Canada33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?My great grandmother 34. What was your last dream about?A plane crash35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?No. Just no in general.36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?No37. Have you ever built a snowman?Fuck yeah38. What is the color of your socks?I’m not wearing any39. What type of music do you like?What type of music DONT I like?40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?Sunsets. I see them more often. 41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?Vanilla. 42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)Green Bay Packers and I don’t know soccer but uh my local school girls junior varsity and varsity soccer teams?43. Do you have any scars?Yep44. What do you want to be when you graduate?Alive45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?The real question is, what wouldn’t I change? If I had to pick one, my weight46. Are you reliable?Yes47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?Are you still alive?48. Do you hold grudges?Yup49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?A cat-pig thing50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?Too many to count51. Are you a good liar?Sometimes52. How long could you go without talking?Half an hour53. What has been you worst haircut/style?I’ve had the same hair for EVER54. Have you ever baked your own cake?Yep55. Can you do any accents other than your own?Minnesota and a lil British 56. What do you like on your toast?Jam or Nutella57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?A bird. It’s all I know how to draw. 58. What would be you dream car?One that works and is a nice blue59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.I sing60. Do you believe in aliens?Yes61. Do you often read your horoscope?No62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?T63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?Dragons64. What do you think about babies?Like from 8months to 20 months they’re cute
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the-final-world · 7 years
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64 Questions I love these things 1. if you could have one superpower, what would it be that one tumblr post about Bethesda glitches 2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? 1?? The dark is ok as long as you don't hear some witchy shit then it's not ok 3. The person you would never want to meet? What 4. What is your favourite word? I dunno??? Apathy comes to mind 5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? I took a test and it said I'd be a willow tree so that 6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? "Why does my hair stand up like that, it looks like it has an election... Hairection" 7. What shirt are you wearing? My trademark tank top which I love 8. What do you label yourself as? ロスト コズ 9. Bright room or dark room? Dark room because the sun reflects on my screen and I can't see shit if it's bright 10. What were you doing at midnight last night? Playing danganronpa 11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? Literally none I've craved death ever since I was little 12. Who told you they loved you last? Oh 13. Your worst enemy? If I cared about keeping an enemy I'd say almost everyone but honestly having an enemy is a waste of time 14. What is your current background picture? Karamatsu 15. Do you like someone? I am incapable of romantic feelings without getting bored in two weeks 16. The last song you listened to? Afraid- the neighbourhood ️ 17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. who would you blow up? Boring 18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Boring 19. If anyone could be your servant for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? ;) 20. What is your best physical attribute? I haven't taken care of myself for months I have no attributes 21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? You know damn well what I'd do Also grow a beard Beards are great 22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? I'm not talented 23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? Cannibals 24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Spinach feta spinach feta Idk what it's called 25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? A hundred dollars doesnt go far and idk I'd probably see if I can find the owner first It could be a little kids birthday money or something dude 26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? I'd give it to someone else tbh I wanna go to Japan and Canada and England but I want the satisfaction of knowing I worked for it 27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice Iced coffee Or I could get somethin really fancy, sell it for a decent price, and use the money to buy stuff for the families in need around here? I know a few people and they could really use it! Altho I haven't talked to them since late December 28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Don't hurt the fucking animals or you get the exact same treatment cunt 29. What is your favourite swear word? Fuck dude I use fuck and cunt alot? Those I guess 30. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab one inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing fire? Id panic and while deciding once I get into the house, burn alive bc Im an idiot Actually I have a secret chest with all these really treasured objects people have given me so that 31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? As much as I'd love to Ive learnt from every experience and if I were to erase them I'd be bound to make the same mistake so pass 32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has superpowers. But check out this cool fact… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Do I get to take my cats and family if so England 33. The celestial gates of beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend / family member / person / etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? I'd prolly thank the dude but I'd pass, it just seems really fucked up to bring someone back Just like cloning??? Messed up shit 34. What was your last dream about? Nightmare I'm not willing to share but I did have a dream about pizza before so 35. Are you a good… singer? No 36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? Yes 37. Have you ever built a snowman? I've never even seen snow 38. What is the color of your socks? I don't have any 39. What type of music do you like? Angsty music 40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? I love both 41. What is your favorite milkshake? C h o c o l a Te thiccshake 42. What football / soccer team do you support? No 43. Do you have any birthmarks No 44. What do you want to be when you graduate? I'm a dropout dude 45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Already changed it my man 46. Are you reliable? No 47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would you ask? Wyd ho 48. Do you hold grudges? Lil old me??? Yes I can't even help it, it is ingrained 49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? No what the fuck Lobster man 50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? When I was little this girl told me a praying mantis tried to have sex w her and I had a horrible dream about it 51. Are you a good liar? I wish I was 52. How long could you go without talking? I live almost secluded and I have no physical friends Guess 53. What has been your worst haircut / style? Long hair 54. Have you ever baked your own cake? I want to say yes but this is definitely fucking slang for some shit 55. Can you do any accents other than your own? No 56. What do you like on your toast? Nutella? Jam? Idfk? 57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? I posted it not long ago 58. What would be your dream car? One that drives 59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? I just think 60. Do you believe in aliens? Who tf doesnt 61. Do you often read your horoscope? No 62. What is your favourite letter of the alphabet? Y 63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? Dinosaurs I love dinosaurs I've always loved dinosaurs even before I could walk Dinosaurs have always been a thing w me 64. What do you think about babies? I hate them and I hatew people who shove them in my face leave me alone But that isn't an excuse to be mean to a baby or child directly tagging??? Who wants to do this tho
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All 65 questions
65 Questions You Aren't Used To
Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? No, I believe ppl when they tell me they exist
On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? 2
The person you would never want to meet? Trump
What is your favorite word? Flustered
If you were a type of tree, what would you be? Cherry tree
When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? Yikes thats me
What shirt are you wearing? An adventure time shirt lmao someone else gave it to me i swear
What do you label yourself as? 3.99
Bright room or dark room? Bright room,, i need the free vitamin D
What were you doing at midnight last night? Probably playing exploding kittens lmao look it up its fun
Favorite age you’ve been so far? Being 11 was probably pretty solid, I would say 4 but I think thats cheating bc i dont remember it
Who told you they loved you last? My mom hell yea
Your worst enemy? God
What is your current desktop picture? Grunkle Stan’s floating “I eat kids” blimp across a scenic landscape
Do you like someone? Eh, not really
The last song you listened to? Dissolve by Absofacto
You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? I guess Jeff Bezos but I might as well just write [insert billionaire]
Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Isaac for sending me this
If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? Jeff Bezos, I would have him redistribute his wealth
What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) Ppl usually say my hair
If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? I’d probably look like a fuckin manlet if I were 5 foot. But this question implies I get to choose what I look like, in which case I would be 5′7″ and buff as shit and I would spend all day hitting on straight girls
Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? I can make my eyes shake lmao
What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? Sometimes when I open the toilet im like ooh i hope no ones in there
You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. salami mustard and cucumber on baguette dont fuck with me
You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? Guitar!!!!!
You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? NY babeyyyy
An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? I dnt even care abt the brand, just hard cider
You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Be nice 2 me
What is your favorite expletive? fuck
Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? My bass bc im borrowing it so id be fucked lol
You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? My dad being alive rofl
You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! hawaii,,, infinite vitamin D
The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? My moms dad, he seemed like he’d be chill and she misses him a lot
What was your last dream about? I don’t remember lol
Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? Im not a good anything
Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? Yea
Have you ever built a snowman? Ive built a shitty pile of show garbage, but i’ll say yes
What is the color of your socks? Pink n gray!
What type of music do you like? Folky poppy musical theatre pop rock synth guitars
Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? Sunrises
What is your favorite milkshake flavor? Choccy milk
What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) I support the right to choose (for football)
Do you have any scars? I got 1 on my cheek
What do you want to be when you graduate? Happy
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Give myself 17 years of dance training so I’d be a god
Are you reliable? I think so
If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? Did you figure it out?
Do you hold grudges? oooooh it depends. yes and no. i hold grudges in v specific situations and i give a 4 year rule where u get a second chance 
If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? puppy plus bird. sofd.
What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? all of them. ive had multiple conversations w different ppl abt what it would be like if a guy wore a strap on for sex and he had 2 dicks but he used the strap anyways lol
Are you a good liar? not at all
How long could you go without talking? i am so bad at it, i can barely go on vocal rest bc i dont shut the fuck up
What has been you worst haircut/style? I’ve had almost the same hair my whole life and its all been pretty tame. Im gonna say when i half sprayed my hair pink in middle school when i tried to cosplay fluttershy bc that was HORRID
Have you ever baked your own cake? hell yea, i baked a 3 layer cake once
Can you do any accents other than your own? I “do” southern, british, russian, jersey. whether i do them well is another question
What do you like on your toast? Avocado babeyyyyyy
What is the last thing you drew a picture of? I think it was a cat
What would be you dream car? A BIG ASS VAN THAT FITS LIKE 13,000 PEOPLE
Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. Yes. Define unusual ;))))) just kidding lmao
Do you believe in aliens? Idk, it doesnt rly keep me up at night. if i saw some aliens id be like lit
Do you often read your horoscope? v rarely
What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? idk fuckin Q i guess
Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? Dragons. something spicier abt them
What do you think about babies? What do they think about me? Have they been talking about me??
Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of. haha idiot u forgot to add an end question oh wait you guys dont read these you just ask all of them blindly fuck u guys
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drstrangejuice · 5 years
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fat post about toy story 4 and MAH FEELS
OK, I came home today after seeing Toy Story 4 feeling all warm and fuzzy inside (it was kind of bittersweet, but still overall happy...) and came to tumblr seeking cute fanart, but damn y’all had to go and make me feel sad all over again... Woody leaving Buzz and the rest of his pals behind - yeah, O U C H, that did hurt a lot....but I for one was really happy to see him reunited with Bo. I think we can all agree he’s going to have a better life out of Bonnie’s closet for YEARS where she eventually would have put him and forgotten about him and - like Andy - probably have discovered him even more long years later only to go on to donate him to someone else. Alternatively, even worse, she could end up just throwing him away. Anyway, it’s pretty likely that a sad fate would have awaited him if he returned home in the RV. Yes, he would have been among his friends, but he would never have been able to play with them and Bonnie at the same time. Of course, this assumes that Bonnie would have continued to forget him and leave him behind in the closet. You never know, perhaps her interest in the cowboy could have returned, and things wouldn't have been so doom and gloom. Yet I think it’s safe to assume her interest in him was waning, and the sadder fate would have lain in wait for Woody. Instead, however, Woody decided to stay with Bo. Let’s ignore the emotional stuff for a sec about saying goodbye to Buzz and co. and just focus on how much of a nicer life this is for Woody, even if this means parting with his friends. He is free, he is going to live a life satisfying new children and enriching their lives! Also, he’s gonna live...in the wild...and just? gatecrash various playgrounds??? Yo, idk about you but I have never been to a playground with so many cool toys in it at once. If I was one of those kids who jumped off the bus and into that playground and discovered TOYS in it as well???? My mind would have been blown and I would have been having the time of my life. Anyway, so instead of wasting away in the closet, or in a box, or on a shelf, Playground Party City is Woody’s new life. Hell yeah??? Compare that to living your life IGNORED for YEARS and just having to be shut away in a closet or a box or somewhere similar miserable and lonely. Honestly, in a way Toy Story is a terrible franchise because as a kid it gave me horrible anxiety/sadness/grief/GUILT to imagine (or, maybe even partially believe...lol...) that my toys were actually alive and in reality I was sentencing them to a life of misery when I put them away in a box. L m a o. HOWEVER, Bonnie doesn’t live in a world where there’s a movie franchise that might give her the idea that her toys are FUCKING SENTIENT AND PERHAPS THEY HAVE FEELINGS TOO???!!!!?? In Bonnie’s world, that is an actual reality. Except she doesn’t know it, and never will. Toys ARE actually alive, but no one knows, and the toys do an incredible job of never being discovered........ok except for the emotional trauma they inflicted on the villain kid in the first movie but he’s probably gonna grow up banning that memory from his brain and if it ever surfaces he has to tell himself that it was a delusion or a nightmare so he can continue to function without being paranoid that inanimate objects actually are watching him AT ALL TIMES. Err, anyway, where was I going with this...OK so Woody’s new life. Yes, having to say goodbye to his friends was tough, but like Buzz said...Bonnie will be OK. Woody did his best to make sure Bonnie was alright, but he knows the rest of his pals are gonna continue to love her and be there for her, and it’s OK if he’s not a part of it. I mean, yes, it’s also gotta hurt on some level for him that - ouch - Bonnie doesn’t love me anymore, and that’s sad, but at the end of the day I did my job and I gave her plenty of happy memories and also she is happy without me. I know it hurts to be forgotten, but Bonnie doesn’t share that hurt or sadness, because she is just a little girl, and it is completely normal for her to change her mind about which toys are her favourite, which ones she wants to play with, which ones she’s most emotionally attached to. Woody was looking out for her emotional needs while also taking care of his own. It doesn’t matter if Bonnie loses me because she isn’t going to care (cough cough blunt but true). However, if Bonnie loses Forky she is going to be upset!!!! It’s kind of funny, but Woody was also the one that ultimately brought Forky to life. Woody recognised that she needed a friend at kindergarten -- he was looking out for her!!!!! He did a better fucking job of it than her goddamn teacher, mind you! Can we talk about what a crap teacher that was, by the way? ? “Aw hi sweaty, it’s ok come inside and put your backpack down, everything is gonna be just fine I promise (: (: (: “ *proceeds to completely ignore child that she just left alone and is now sitting at a massive table all by herself scared and anxious on her first day of school* I mean, god, pay attention and at least get her to come sit at the bigger table with more kids - make sure she has a buddy. MAKE SURE SHE EVEN HAS SOME GODDAMN CRAFT SUPPLIES.....YOU JUST INSTRUCTED THE CLASS TO START DOING CRAFT AND THEN DID NOTHING WHEN ONE OF THE CHILDREN WAS SITTING ALONE AT A TABLE AND SOME BLONDE FUCKO WITH AN APPLE WALTZES UP AND STEALS HER COLOURED PENCILS. OH AND ALSO SHE STARTED CRYING. WHAT THE HELL, PLEASE SOMEONE IN THE ROOM WHO ISN’T A TOY PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS POOR LITTLE GIRL OH MY GOD  .......ok this post is going nowhere now, basically I just wanted to share a few thoughts and got kind of sidetracked without saying anything particularly meaningful. Basically, tl;dr I came into the tag expecting everyone to have enjoyed the movie but was surprised when it seems some of you didn’t. I agree, yes, it wasn’t as good as the third movie and probably didn’t need to be made, as the third movie had a happy, complete ending. I will also agree it was disappointing that the original gang got basically no screen-time. This was especially sad for Jessie, I thought. Even Buzz, too, despite the fact he did get decent-ish screen-time compared to the rest of the gang. At the end of the day, the movie made me happy because even as a kid I shipped Bo and Woody. They established in the very first movie that those two had a crush on each other, and I think they are very sweet and cute together. The other movies also established that Buzz had a crush on Jessie. At the moment I can’t quite recall if that was ever shown to be reciprocated because honestly I’m not sure Jessie ever even thinks about romance; ADVENTURE is definitely more of a priority and thing she would think about. Also, if Buzz ever flirted with her I’m pretty sure she would likely be oblivious, lol. Anyways, I also got a surprise when I came into the tag and found y’all shipping Woody and Buzz. Surprised, but also not surprised? I mean, I totally get it. However, I personally am just not gonna jump on that bandwagon because if you asked me what was going inside their plastic little heads I doubt either one would ever want to smooch the other. Yes, they are bros for life and their friendship is a beautiful wonderful thing that is a joy to watch in the other movies....however I can’t imagine that they wanna smooch. Anyway, I’m not sure how even Bo Peep is gonna be able to smooch Woody with that massive pointy nose of his, lmao! At the end of the movie when they were both staring lovingly into each others eyes I had to wonder “are the gonna kiss”. They didn’t, and that’s probably a good thing because it most likely would have looked awkward with Woody’s big nose in the way and also the fact that his head is like a billion times larger than Bo’s, lmao. ...that’s a weird sentence to end this post on, but I think I’m (almost) done now, lol. So, in conclusion, Toy Story 4 was an odd “conclusion” to the franchise. The third movie felt a lot more satisfying as a conclusion, and I guess I am kind of sad that #4 ended the way it did, separating Woody from his lifelong pals. However, if you consider how long certain pals have been in his life and how recent they were; Bo and Woody were a lot closer in their beginnings as toys for Andy and Molly, compared to Buzz and Jessie’s arrivals. Woody went on to have many years together with his new friends in these two - however somewhere along the way Bo was put in a box and taken away from him and everyone else she loved. The fact he got to see an old friend (and crush, heh) again and know that she had been getting by OK in the big bad world for the many years since they’d last seen each other......ugh!! MY HEART!!!!! Also, while staying with Bo meant betraying his loyalty to his owner, ultimately he knew that that was going to be OK because sometimes people simply just naturally grow apart (Bonnie and Woody), and that’s OK. And then sometimes even if it’s not a natural progression, sometimes you have to say goodbye and farewell to old friends if it means you’re making that decision to better your own life (Woody choosing life as a free toy rather than a toy banished to a closet). Ugh idk I guess I’m trying to find some meaning in the separation part, but at the end of the day I think all of the toys will be sad at Woody leaving, but they’ll know he’s happy and that even though he was leaving them he still loved them all and treasured his memories with them. It was both a sad and happy goodbye and..........and I’m crying again now, great. OK this post is officially over as I’m off to bed to go cry myself to sleep I guess lmfao 
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themindelectricdemo4 · 10 months
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DREAM LOG #002 - I rate this one like ugghh 3/10 because I kept having to feel slow death & also made me think about humanity for shit does that not matter & I had to watch things die regardless of how valid their lives were or weren't
There was like a moral dilemma of if we should humanize technology since it was becoming increasingly more sentient
At one point I went back in the past?? It was either Ye Olde Toontowne or something similar or "nearby"..I remember hearing Noble Nook/Wizard Way being mentioned
It was a strict place, there were guards (including Holly) & there was a church that held a school for children & I kept trying to get involved or something but I kept getting killed. I would get skewered 4k 4D HD video style & feel dying & then respawn just like that. Huzzah. Eventually I was...able to bridge some sort of gap between the past & the future besides these old timey fucks being transphobic but we all made friends & sang kumbaya (okay not literally). But then there was this problem (that was sort of presented like a cliffhanger for a future sequel? Lol...THIS IS A DREAM NOT A MOVIE) where this past person was more interested in getting rid of stuff that would take up space by burning it in blazing flames & reducing it to ash but this included little pieces of humanized objects that were a results of better technology so this girl just horrifyingly burnt this little cute block that was like had the memory of a turtle that died & was kept alive through being this block & she used it in her demonstration by just burning it alive & we all watched it slowly melt it was pretty disturbing
Then this guy (he actually kinda looked like Crunch Bandicoot?? Lol) had these two giant barrels as his sidekick buddies & he was under the impression putting them in these little compartments would have them feeling better & improved. Then when they closed & the fire started he was horrified & was like oh my god turn it off?? But apparently until it was finished it was dangerous to turn off (very safe & functional) so he just had to watch the flames spill out & imagine his friends melting without ever being able to say goodbye
It was pretty weird & idk how to feel since they were just animated inanimate objects but I guess it made me think about what defines humanity & where empathy should begin for something
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dead-asss · 6 years
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1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? this question doesnt grammatically make sense
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? 2
3. The person you would never want to meet? 2012 me
4. What is your favorite word? what
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? a lemon tree (:
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? “i have to piss”
7. What shirt are you wearing? a shoulder cutout one w like. red flowers on it
8. What do you label yourself as? uhhh a badass bitch?
9. Bright room or dark room? dark
10. What were you doing at midnight last night? sleepin 😎
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? i was so cringy back then but 13
12. Who told you they loved you last? uhhhhh idk dad probably
13. Your worst enemy? any child ever
14. What is your current desktop picture? the grand budapest hotel
15. Do you like someone? hmm...
16. The last song you listened to? i think it was smth gay
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? the FBI is watching so ummmm..... this one bitch from school
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? my sister (:
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? these questions are getting kinda dark
20. What is your best physical attribute? tiddies probably
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? id look like a goddamn mess and id probably jack off
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? i dont cause im boring 🤪
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? idk im a tough bitch
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. dont do this to me
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? MAKEUP BITCH
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? disney (:
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? literally shut up i hate this
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? if you cant tongue pop i dont want to look at you
29. What is your favorite expletive? fuck
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? my makeup...
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? being in love with marissa (:
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! i hate these questions
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? i hate this
34. What was your last dream about? ummm i think i was on a road trip
35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? what
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? nope
37. Have you ever built a snowman? bitch i live in california
38. What is the color of your socks? grey
39. What type of music do you like? oh boy
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? sunrises
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? choccy milk
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) no.
43. Do you have any scars? umm a few from like me being a klutz
44. What do you want to be when you graduate? alive
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? hahahahahaha
46. Are you reliable? yeah
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? are u still alive
48. Do you hold grudges? yeah (:
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? tiger+lion=liger
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? any one where a stranger asks to see my tits
51. Are you a good liar? no LOL
52. How long could you go without talking? a long time probably but not comfortably
53. What has been you worst haircut/style? in the 7th grade i tried being Ramona Flowers but everyone just thought i forgot to cut the longer pieces /:
54. Have you ever baked your own cake? yeah LOL i have a scar from it
55. Can you do any accents other than your own? i dont want to
56. What do you like on your toast? budder
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? idk man
58. What would be you dream car? toyota fj cruiser 😩
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. i always sing in the shower like v loud
60. Do you believe in aliens? idk man its kinda scary
61. Do you often read your horoscope? no
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? J is cool
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? dragons, duh
64. What do you think about babies? awful. horrible. 0/10
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vypivkaa · 7 years
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Fella asked me to do this
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? No 2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? 1 3. The person you would never want to meet? Myself 4. What is your favorite word? Fuck 5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? What 6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? I look like shit lol 7. What shirt are you wearing? Black t-shirt 8. What do you label yourself as? Dipshit die 9. Bright room or dark room? DARK 10. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping 11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? 0-5 when I lived in Norway 12. Who told you they loved you last? My mom 13. Your worst enemy? Living 14. What is your current desktop picture? Anti hentai hentai club 15. Do you like someone? Yes 16. The last song you listened to? R.E.M - Losing My Religion 17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Myself 18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Myself 19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? I don't care who but I want them to get me bebsi 20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) Idk 21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? Run around naked probably 22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? No 23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? Death 24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. Ok 25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? I won't because it belongs to someone else 26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? Norway 27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? Smirnoff 28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? No 29. What is your favorite expletive? Idk 30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? My laptop 31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Moving to Denmark because stuff happened here that ruined my life 32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Ok 33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? My cat 34. What was your last dream about? I had a dream about destroying a house last night 35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? No 36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? Yes 37. Have you ever built a snowman? Yes 38. What is the color of your socks? Black/blue 39. What type of music do you like? It depends what mood I'm in 40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? None 41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? Strawberry 42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) I don't 43. Do you have any scars? Everyone does 44. What do you want to be when you graduate? I dropped out of school 45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? My weight 47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? Why are u still alive 49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? Idk 50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? Every conversation ever with my dad because he's cool 51. Are you a good liar? No 52. How long could you go without talking? I usually only talk when people talk to me first 53. What has been you worst haircut/style? Emo phase 54. Have you ever baked your own cake? Yes 55. Can you do any accents other than your own? I don't bother trying 56. What do you like on your toast? Cheese and ham 57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? A fish 58. What would be you dream car? Idk 59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. No 60. Do you believe in aliens? No 61. Do you often read your horoscope? No 62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? AAAAAAAAA 63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? None 64. What do you think about babies? Please die
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supermimikyu · 7 years
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all questions!! :3c
omg!
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
nope?
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
3
3. The person you would never want to meet?
idk anyone who would just be bad for me
4. What is your favorite word?
i don’t think i have one!!
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
cherry blossom!! pink and pretty
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
that i love how blue hair looks on me
7. What shirt are you wearing?
a madoka magica shirt!! its kyuubei saying make a contract save the world
8. What do you label yourself as?
uninteresting person
9. Bright room or dark room?
somewhere in between tbh
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
reading a lapidot fic…
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
16
12. Who told you they loved you last?
my mom
13. Your worst enemy?
anxiety
14. What is your current desktop picture?
a pretty steven universe scenery background
15. Do you like someone?
im kinda getting there but its no big deal yet
16. The last song you listened to?
the house of the rising sun covered by jacquie lee
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
maduro aka venezuela’s current president
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
maduro aka venezuela’s current president
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
i wouldnt want this ;;
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
my back dimples or my eyes maybe 
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
i guess id look the same but with short hair and (NSFW TALK AHEAD) i probs would try some nasty stuff to see what it feels like
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
i can make a w shape with my tongue does that count
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
not sure how unique but I’m afraid of being rejected by everyone because of how boring i am. also injections in the butt
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
just…. good venezuelan cheese maybe turkey ham green peppers tomatoes lettuce avocado alfalfa honey mustard and sweet onion sauce…. sounds good
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
to pay for school omg
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
tokyo!!
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
literally nothing i don’t want to have anything to do with alcohol
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
jail forever for causing any type of harm to an animal 
29. What is your favorite expletive?
fuck
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
my phone is always on me so my laptop!!
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
i don’t think id erase the actual thing from happening but id erase any memory of me coming out to my mom
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
maybe………….. japan? that’d be fun probs. or england 
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
my grandpa
34. What was your last dream about?
can’t remember much but some weird stuff in a school
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
yeah for an ear infection it was horrible
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
i tried and failed 
38. What is the color of your socks?
light blue with sharks
39. What type of music do you like?
my music taste is really mixed up
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
sunsets
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
chocolate chip cookie dough
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
germany’s soccer team
43. Do you have any scars?
a bunch
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
successful
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
my social anxiety
46. Are you reliable?
i do my best to be and id like to think i am
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
is staying alive really worth it
48. Do you hold grudges?
mm i don’t think i do
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
none that always ends up badly
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
i have awful memory i can’t remember what i talked about an hour ago
51. Are you a good liar?
nooooo
52. How long could you go without talking?
a pretty long while
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
hair cut above the shoulders
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
yes!! i love baking
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
yes!! but in spanish only
56. What do you like on your toast?
butter and jelly
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
lapis lazuli
58. What would be you dream car?
a beetle 
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
i sing all the time
60. Do you believe in aliens?
yes
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
just when i come across a horoscope
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
a
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
dragons
64. What do you think about babies?
ok as long as they don’t scream or drool on me
thank you!!! ♡ 
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