Funniest bit of the dnd movie is Xenk clearly being an NPC the DM introduced for lore and plot purposes who’s a competent fighter because of course he is, his reputation and backstory require it. But whoopsies the DM made him too powerful, the whole party likes him, and now they want him to come with to fight the BBEG which will completely and utterly fuck up the encounter balance
So instead of there being any actual plot reason he can’t join Xenk just says “I can’t. This is something only you can do.” And then walks off, never to interact with the party again because the DM just knows those little shits will find a way to use their OP creation against them
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Drawing fanart so I can actively ignore the angst of th e latest episode
It took me longer then it should have but I was busy crying okay so shut
New fave origin btw, sorry phantom but ur irrelevant to me now
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Am I the weird kid for growing up liking clowns?? i mean?? did yall not like The Big Comfy Couch?
Several bday parties had clowns hired. I realized then at a later party that hired a magician it was the same act (the same jokes and magic tricks) just the clown wore a clown outfit and made balloon animals and the magician wore a suit.
Maybe that was a my hometown thing? to have a clown come entertain the kids for 2 hours before cake and everyone going home?
Also my parents gave me a book on the history of clowns/kinds of clowns. i still have this book somewhere
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The amount of stabs he got wasn't enough so here y'all go.
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