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you have no idea how much the idea of a Vampire Cryptid Bruce Wayne that at night, for added irony, dresses up like a giant bat with a heart of gold means to me.
like?? Imagine a Bruce Wayne that dresses like he just stepped out of the 17th century like it is normal and “something that everyone does, Alfred, honestly”, but just because he Has Lived That Long and can’t be bothered to buy other clothes for the life of him because like “have you seen what the kids consider fashion today, Alfred?? No way in hell I’ll get caught wearing ripped pants.”
a dude that could and will get burned to a crisp at the simple thought of sunlight but goes out anyway because “fuck you sunlight, I have work to do” and then work is just taking Dick to school or something like that.
the real life cryptid of Gotham that will hiss at you for looking at his family slightly wrong like some kind of overgrown territorial cat and talks like is a character of some damn fancy victorian fanfiction.
And then you pair him (fancy, always toeing the line between impeccable and slightly feral, unhinged to the bone and super darkly sarcastic) you pair him mr. Clark Kent, sir, Kryptonian wittle lovely plant that needs sunlight to live and that just smiles at people?? that he doesn’t know?? on the streets?? because “it’s nice, Bruce, really, I thought Alfred had raised you better than that.” and dresses like a damn hick.
genuinely one of my favorite tropes in fiction is “hero getting pushed to the edge”. maybe this is one of the reasons i am so passionate about lloyd in crystalized.