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Nona not finding redheads sexy is the moment Palamedes decides she's a secret third thing, bc obviously Gideon would find herself sexy, and he definitely assumes Harrow thinks Gideon is sexy
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azu-recentbrainrot · 1 month
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tw periods, female reader
I kinda wanna see this.
There's a dirty fabric, the bots are figuring how to wash it, then their friend/so walk by, telling them "oh just use this soap! it's really useful, scrub gently then the stains are off. I usually use it to get rid off blood stain". then she walk away to minding her own business.
the bots: *confused and concerned car noise* why would she needs to get rid off blood stain???
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Just imagine you moved into a new neighborhood. You're not particularly chatty especially because the neighbors chat for a very long time. You come back to your new place car full of groceries and you're trying to get them inside when a man with a mohawk walks up to you, drenched in sweat with grass covering him and a grin on his face as he starts speaking to you in a pretty thick Scottish accent. You've never seen this man and before you know it, he's taking your groceries for you.
What do you do?
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mourningmaybells · 4 months
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every so often you find someone say they hate this horror movie. not because it's bad but because it scares them, unlike the horror movies they like because they dont scare them. uhm. you'll never guess what it was meant to do.
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jonquilspool · 7 months
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we can all agree that ned stark's honor/repression kick (far more intense than most northern houses) that he impresses as "stark" on to his kids is a result of trauma/his siblings, right? like lyanna and brandon were both 'wild' or whatever and he attributes that personality trait to their deaths and starting the rebellion, so he tries to become the opposite
if only westeros had therapists...
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soodapop · 5 months
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i haven't posted here in a while. take a kenshi :]
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angry-trashcan · 6 months
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saltysupercomputer · 4 months
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Since I'm in England right now, I have the chance to see Back to the future the musical live and I'm super excited about that!
One of my classmates said they wanted to come along but ultimately decided against it, as if they did, they wouldn't have time to see Buckingham Palace.
And like... I ain't complaining. But if you choose looking at an old l, posh building that stands for the British monarchy colonialist regime built on genocide and exploitation that should have been abolished ages ago over seeing a flying car with a time machine in it, you're very boring.
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biggreendadenergy · 6 months
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The funniest thing about Dan Heng is that in battle, he goes something like "Violence is meaningless" but the first thing he did in Belobog when we got to the underworld was go to the fight club. Love that for him, actually but I wish we could have seen him really throw down. It was made up for during the main quest on the Luofu though so I can't complain too much!
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thousand-winters · 2 years
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Adrian Graye is genuinely so funny to me. Like... dude's a bastard, I'm not rooting for him. Which is why I find it really funny how he's having the WORST week of his life.
He gets sent to an school to brand the kids with sigils and not only this 12 years old sees through his illusion and alerts everyone, but later this same kid psychologically kicks his ass AND steals his little mirror thingie. His scouts also fail to capture the runaway Golden Guard. I bet he was planning to go back to the castle all triumphant having completed his mission successfully and more, but- nope, not happening.
He probably spent the next few days either comatose or unable to sleep, no in between. By the time that's over, he looks like a mess, he knows he looks like a mess and he hates it.
He gets like five minutes of smug satisfaction for having helped stop the CATTs plan but- nope. He actually helped ensure his own death. Like I can imagine those first moments where the pain from the sigil started crawling its way up his arm, he must have been like "are you fucking serious??? Fuck my life".
If they don't get rid of the covens system after all is said and done, I bet Adrian is quitting as soon as he can because literally everything went wrong for him ahsnsbdkdnd
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radiosummons · 11 months
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It really says something about the peeps that inhabit Hyrule that Zelda going full cryptid mode with her ghost teleportation act and Link running around in his undies with no weapons and monching on raw meat doesn't even remotely faze them.
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chocolatespyro · 4 months
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I wonder if anyone's noticed that I still use the "osc community" tag despite me saying that it's redundant lol
(object show community community)
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shvdowsdrowned · 6 months
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THREE of my revenant posts have breached containment idk how I feel about that
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shivasdarknight · 9 months
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flipping through recommended ffxiv posts here and on twt just feels like this most of the time
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my guilty pleasure is watching cruise ship review videos on youtube (I've never been on a cruise ship and probably never will), like idk i think they're kinda dumb and lame but it's like watching a completley different and worse world with very weird people doing weird things on a boat they cannot leave with a bunch of strangers
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maddy-ferguson · 2 years
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do you think the duffers watched hsmtmts season 1 before writing season 4 because el and mike have the exact same conflict as nini and ricky and it ends in the exact same way (with a big confession from the boy who couldn't say i love you before) with the original couple being seemingly fine but very obviously not endgame to anyone who's paying attention lmao
rinas have been called crazy since 2019 and look at rina now, bylers have been called crazy for years, we all know where this is going
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