#idk i'm just trying to be funny <3

[sillylilfang]

I've slept 5h last night let's gooo

have some astarion and my durge hehe

#listen idk either #i just thought it was funny #my art #digital art #art #artists on tumblr #astarion #bg3 #the dark urge #bg3 durge #bg3 astarion #bg3 fanart #baldurs gate 3 #doodle #sketch #i'm still trying to figure out astarion's face #we'll get there #eventually

[elf-hollow]

"how'd the guy with no friends win?" scar asks, directly after fighting with and (arguably) killing pearl. pearl, the person who also won a season where she was famously at odds with just about everyone

#secret life spoilers #secret life #secret life smp #traffic life #goodtimeswithscar #pearlescentmoon #I swear I'm not trying to be dramatic about this this was meant to be a joke but like. I am thinking about it #also I know pearl had that thing with martyn and ren I'm just ignoring it for the bit <3 #I mean kinda I wouldn't say those were the strongest bonds #idk tho it has been a bit since I watched double life maybe I'm misremembering #also like. to be clear I'm not saying that scar only arguably killed pearl to rob him of his win or anything #I just think it's really funny that technically she lost her last half heart to fall damage #and scar didn't even notice

[blue-bird-lamentation]

outfit swap

#yukari takeba #yosuke hanamura #persona 3 #persona 4 #i had drawn yosuke first but then i thought i should try yukari since i only drew her once i think. and i should draw her more #i think outfits swaps with these two are funny cause they look similar to me (and they both use garu skills) #i love the hc of them being siblings and fighting all the time but caring about each other idk #<- it's just cause i like both. i know i'm not alone in this hc I've already read about it #my drawings

[elias-bouchards-tenth-divorce]

#double life #traffic light smp #trafficblr #mumbo jumbo #geminitay #ldshadowlady #not to sway the vote but I'm saying number 2 btw #like. idk if this makes sense. but to me mumbo & gem would be like. a tibetan spaniel and a tibetan mastiff #where mumbo is just quivering and shaking and trying to build his funny machines to keep his base safe #and gem is out bare-fist brawling and beating etho to death #and skizzielizzie would have been sooooooooo fun #skizz who has the building skills of a radish but is actually pretty decent at survival #versus lizzie who is building hashtag aesthetic af castles and cottages and is trading 3 ancient debris for 16 orange dye

[vimbry]

me and the work girlies having socialist convos at the end of the day

#funny as hell like. we finished our workload about half an hour early #because they've hired so many of us temps. who are improving at the job each day #that there's just been less to spread around #yet bc work culture is dumb our manager suddenly told everyone to push the carts we'd already sorted #into a square in the middle of the floor? which we've never done before #and the permanent staff had no idea why either. they were also confused but resigned #I passed one and said ''hey so is this just because we have 20 minutes of the shift left'' #and she just laughed and shrugged and was like idk ask him lmaooo #definition of busywork #so we're all just standing around for 10 minutes until the manager starts calling people over to move... other stuff idk. #and I'm walking to join them when this small group of coworkers behind me goes HEY #you don't need to go. look he's got enough people and he's not looking stay heeere #so we just end up swapping stories about the managers giving us tips to process the conveyer faster #even tho we uhhh work SO hard already. :) #and one woman went ''I was thinking. ummm. I could go faster. but you gonna pay me more??? so I worked slower ❤️'' #nothing but respect for us grunts here tho vs the management. I've never known a single person in the 3 weeks I've been here #to not come and help someone who looks busy on the opposite conveyer when theirs is slow #turns out people are naturally nice and helpful when you don't take advantage and try and make them work harder #bosses will never learn this <3

[mattodore]

probably the most important tests i've taken for mattodore 🧑‍💻

#theo's on the left and matthias is on the right btw... though i think you can tell that just based on the percentage bars 😭 #matthias fr just likes everything. love my little hedonist <333 #river dipping #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #echthroi #oc extras #uh..... #nsft #...??? idk they're words on a screen but just in case #the 41% non-monogamist vs. 81%... lol #idk if i mentioned this before but while mattodore are monogamist they do still have sex with other people together #but bc of how jealous theo is the threesomes they have have a general no-touch rule wrt matthias #like he's entirely off limits to their third. theo is very strict abt this too... he'll be immediately taken out of a scene #if a hand even grazes matthias's skin... which is funny considering they mostly have threesomes with women anyway bc of his jealousy #and yet he still reacts poorly. like theo knows matthias is gay it's just that he's jealous in a completely irrational way #matthias likes it tho <3 it pleases him like nothing else to watch theo snap at someone not to touch him. like he's rock solid every time 🤷 #guy whose jealousy meter is always at zero vs. guy whose jealous meter is always at a hundred... incredible dynamic imo #anyway......... i edited two other screenshots too but they're just for me <3 and i think i'm getting tired now #so i'm going to try to sleep. i'm counting on this jerma stream to keep my brain busy until i pass out. #if that doesn't work then i'll be scooping out my brain w/ a spoon as an alternative

[benetnvsch]

there are worms in my brain

#Redraw of meme template by @Mhuyo on twitter with permission to do so ofc :>! #IDK WHY THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME IT JUST IS #Kunikida pumps it LET SGO #I'm just trying to live life ok </3 #KJFHKJFH pt2 of my earlier post #I do be thinking abt this at the most random intervals and fucking losing it #kite watches bsd #kite draws #Kitson alkaid #HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A SONA BUT.... UMMM #something went wrong </3 #bsd #bungou stray dogs #ujhhhshhhh #idk if I want to tag this with any more specific fandom things I feel like im being annoying sorry </3

[arklay]

tagged by @leviiackrman @denerims @shadowglens @risingsh0t & @indorilnerevarine to make some of my oc pairings in this picrew – thank you guys so much ily! ♡

🐍 diana afanasyeva x 🕶️ albert wesker (re)  💋 ada wong x ⛓️ damien maynard (re) 🌻 mehlia tabris x ⚔️ zevran arainai (da) 🚁 dani haines x 🕊️ claire redfield (re)

tagging: @aartyom @aelyosos @brujah @calenhads @faarkas @girlbosselrond @jillvalcntines @lightwardens @morvaris @narshadda @nocticulas @noonfaerie @nuclearstorms @reaperkiller @snowthroat @solasan @steelport @stormveils @swordcoasts @voerman @wrymbloods & anyone else who’d like to do this! i feel like everyone’s been tagged, but if you haven’t then i’m tagging you! ♡

#tag games. #pair: ewskers #oc: diana #pair: damien x ada #oc: damien #pair: mehlia x zevran #oc: mehlia #pair: dani x claire #oc: dani #this picrew is so cute but the skin tone options suck ass <3 #also why does the masc side get wrinkles and eyepatch options but the femme one doesn't 😔 #gimme better emojis for zev and claire blease idk okay i don't know. there's no crow emoji (horrible) and the motorbike ones are bad so like #gestures vaguely. the dove wings look like the angel wings on her jacket peace and love on planet earth #also this is so funny cause like claire and dani are like. roughly the same height. dani's a lil shorter i think but i went idc i'm making #claire and she looks so tall lmaoo but also. ada trying to tell wesker she has the sample but damien wants attention. you know how it is :) #she really looks like she's looking at the camera like she's on the office agkjsfkjj #anyways yeah i couldn't make ithrenil cause no full coloured sclera. couldn't make reina cause the lack of skin tones. couldn't make carlos #or dex cause there's no curly hair options (there's like. wavy. that's it.) big sigh. shame when picrews are really cute but the options are #so limited aughgh but oh well at least these guys all look cute i guess. damien has no piercings and looks weird but just ignore that #also love though when picrews can let you have no backgrounds because i Will put them on a tint of my beloved 2fd9df :) #anyway now i'm gonna go back to writing diana treating her pretty little princess <3

[hexcitrine]

randomly looked at this account to update my age and holy shit it's been a while since i posted here..........i have a small pile of art i have yet to post but hbhbshdbshbd too lazy

#part of it is that i haven't posted any of my recent art but in addition #i haven't made new art in a WHILE (abt 3 months) which is highly unusual for me but the reason for that is #3 months ago i suddenly remembered that i tried learning mandarin for three (3) days before forgetting about it for 9 months #(amusingly the reason why is not because of danmei......i did not even know danmei existed when i first decided to learn it) #anyways i have been insanely fixated on learning it for the past 3 months #however since art is primarily a way for me to process my interests and that only really be done when i'm fixated on media........well #let's just say i have not been making art at all #that might change soon tho #rn i'm reading 撒野 (saye) in chinese bc it's at a level i can read and i fucking love it so far #idk why i picked a book longer than svsss (which took me a week to read in english)...u would think there's no chance of me finishing it #or even reading it #especially when the only novel i've read before this is a chinese translation of the fucking magic finger by roald dahl LMFAO #but it's been a week and i'm a fifth of the way into it which i was not expecting at all #it was initially an exercise of “i will get as far as i can and try my best to read a chapter a day” but i've been zipping through chapters #last night i was up until 3 AM reading it and i was so tempted to read more but had to stop myself #of course this is all aided by pleco which lets me quickly look up words that i don't know yet. pleco ily #that being said...this all does mean i know words like 收銀台 before i even know the word for “orange” (the color) which is pretty funny #but idk considering that the sum of my time spent learning chinese is just 3 months..........i think i am doing pretty damn good #i thought it would be a LOT longer before i could finally start enjoying some interesting things #god but it really has been a while since i last read a high school romance...but i am quite fond of the leads and their respective baggage #sorry for the whole tag ramble.........i haven't really had anyone to talk abt this stuff with #oh also it's my birthday #that is why i am even here to update my age in the first place #happy lan wangji birthday #actually the only reason i realized it was gonna be my birthday soon is because i saw chinese artists posting lan wangji birthday fanart #and then remembered that we share the same birthday #also re: the art i haven't posted yet.........a good chunk of it is misvil fanart...song qingshi my beloved #and there's also a luo binghe drawn on an art app i PROGRAMMED MYSELF (!!!!!!!!!) in there #actually that piece is the main reason i haven't posted the art i HAVE made. how the fuck do i explain that i drew it on an app that i made #sorry this is genuinely the most off the rails tag ramble i've ever done. okay i'm done

[hyolks]

no way dude…. Is that a yugioh oc…. noooo wayyy…..

#in honor of me rewatching 5Ds <3 #idk I might name them mike or something worse #either way.... since they're a 5Ds oc of course they have a d wheel #but since they're a delivery driver!!! Their dwheel is just their delivery motorbike djdkfkfk #main concept behind them lmaooo I just wanted to draw a delivery bike as a dwheel (as if I would draw a vehicle willingly) #but they.... the pizza co they work for finds out theyre a good duelist #so they make a advertising campaign where if you win a duel against this bloke you get the pizza free #but since they're good at dueling........ no one gets a free pizza but ppl want to try and beat the unbeatable delivery bastard #bows bows I know Right I'm so funny thank you all so much for laughing at my jokes

[the-furies]

💰

i think it's sooo fucked up how Rhetoric is just a giant centipede looking thing? like dude you're not even centipede-ing right the guy has arms for legs and too many torsos and I think a. stinger? like a scorpion one. and I'm like Hi! you sre so scary ♥ . also it's tall. everybody's so tall exceot for liej 2 other people .

anyways rhetoric likes to pick me ip by the scruff and im likw Screams. please put me down,

-Electrochem

#ask #not the bracket blog but there's lore for y'all #him & i have been hanging out often lately idk why. brainwbhat r u trying 2 tell us #i should make him experience more sinister potions and foods his ass did NOT like BK the otjer dau it was so funny #?? vibes r telling me he/him rn and I'm going off thst he's probably co-con #sirry abt this being abt just one sysmate and not like anything SillyInteresting . #this is not pda this is me calling his ass out . <3 him tho. would send it to the dungeon if i could! #it's not the most fucjedup looking in Harry's system I think that award goes to logic. fucker exists only in 2 dimensions #could fit into a crack in the wall if it tried hard enough. probably.

[theophagie-remade]

"Not actually out but also no one who sees me doesn't think that there's something going on" is a fun state to be in

#not out *except to my two friends. partially. but in general y'know #it's generally a very negative thing and something that frustrates me and makes me feel awful etc etc etc especially because i'm very #limited in what i can do/wear/etc as it is and this. suspension. is incredibly annoying #but every so often i try to look at the funny side. even though there's quite a lot of frustration in there too #(--_--) #mytext #like. fuck me for having so many issues with my mother but it is what it is. and idk i cannot even begin to imagine living your life #without ever questioning things like ''common sense'' or the reasoning behind ''how things are'' #and without getting into the sexuality bit (she thinks that i'm a lesbian but still clings in terror to the hope that i'm not. that's it) #one of our most common convos is ''women shouldn't [x]'' ''who decided that women shouldn't >x]?'' ''*evades the question*'' #and it drives me craaazy craaaaaazyyyyy. ''have you ever once in your life not assumed that you were an inherently inferior human?'' ''no'' #and that's one half of it the other half of it is me being constantly forced into these pointless arguments when i'm just doing whatever #and want to be whoever. like idgaf that you can't possibly begin to imagine gender being anything but Pussy Girl Pink and Dick Boy Blue #but let me live my life at least #i think if i one day straight up told her that my not so strong connection to womanhood partially if not mainly has to do with me being #okay with lesbians being attracted to me than it has with whatever else she would explode #on that matter it's a shame that uoma isn't one of the fun slurs that got/are getting reclaimed but instead kinda disappeared and wasn't #that common to begin with overall because coincidentally i like it a lot ^_^ <3

[lizardthelizard]

TUMBLR SAID THERE WAS AN ISSUE SO IF THIS IS A REPEATED ASK I'M SORRY BUT JUST IN CASE 😜👻☀📚

(Do not worry, the ask sent across just fine <3 thank you so much)

Fanfic ask game

😜 Describe a current WIP without using character names. (Points if your followers guess who the fic is for.)

Obvious fic will be obvious to anyone reading along but for a general summary that will make zero sense to everyone else:

After finally getting away from one horrible little island, the group crash land at a second, equally horrible little island. Someone gets impaled. Several arguments break out between various characters. There’s a Twist. Willy Wonka is here, probably. I love pairings involving divorcees that have never been married, apparently. There are so many homeless, orphaned children. Everyone is still stuck on a boat. No one is getting laid, but they fucking wish they were.

👻 Have you written holiday-themed fics? If yes, which is your fave? If not, what’s one holiday you’d want to write for, and which character(s) would the fic be for?

you know damn well which fic AU I might bring up here

...... Christmas hallmark movie divorce AU...(my beloved)

For anyone that happens to be reading this that doesn’t know about the existence of this AU and would like to know more, here’s the basic premise:

Pinocchio & Lampwick (aka...........August & Romeo.) have been married and recently divorced, for reasons (relating partly to Geppetto’s/Marco’s death & also the Blue Fairy sticking her oar in, (amongst other things)). Lampwick’s sister dies and Lampwick is the one that ends up adopting her toddler, Renata. But...it’s not easy, and Pinocchio (who Renata is already familiar with and is very fond of) offers to babysit her once (1 time) and then that turns into 2 times and 3 times and eventually it becomes a regular thing.

Lampwick works as a bartender, alongside Lizard. Pinocchio is a freelance writer. Robin is also here with Roland and is SO tired of hearing Lampwick bitch (affectionately) about Pinocchio. Captain Nemo is a counselor. Also, it’s Christmas Time, I guess. 🎄

However, if I were to ever write a fic that had nothing to do with any of this (an AU that may or may not receive a single paragraph’s worth of actual writing) I’d definitely go for a halloween fic. Right now, I’m literally only physically capable of writing OUAT fanfic and Once is just the perfect show for a goofy little halloween fic.

☀️ Has anyone ever left you a comment that made your day? What did it say?

oh but!!!!!!!!!!!! there are so many!! This will sound super corny, I’m sure but.....literally every comment I’ve gotten has made my day. My fic is too niche to garner any large following but the readers that I do have are just... !!!!!! 💕 I’m so incredibly grateful. (jojo & bee, since you might both see this, thank you both so much 😭🥺💕💕💕)

The honest answer is @naivesilver your double comment on ‘mess is mine’ is still something I go back and re-read sometimes and it makes me go !!!!! 💗💗💗 every single time. I treasure it a lot.

📚 What grammar mistakes do you always make?

urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr all sorts, probably. I know that sometimes I miss out words and then my brain fills in the blank space and so THAT can be a mess sometimes. It doesn’t matter how many times I proof read my fic, there WILL be mistakes. But..............oh well.

Also, less in my final writing and more in my first drafts/general writing without auto-correct, I tend to misspell words with double letters in (case and point, I literally JUST NOW wrote ‘misspell’ as ‘mispell’.) My brain just goes “No, that’s too many letters” and then nothing looks right, even if it IS spelled correctly, and I have no idea what’s going on, help.

#I'd do a chapter summary for that first question but like..................it'd be really boring #idk they're flying around on a boat. that's all you're getting #also #for real though serena. I just....... your comments are always so sweet & really fucking funny too. I love reading them. #but like................you always GET it. you know EXACTLY what I was trying to say in any particular chapter. #and I'm just glad we can share a braincell when it comes to our fic #<3<3 <3 #also. hate that I saw that book emoji and my brain just went 'ah yes. eugene.' #asks #naivesilver #lads. is it normal to spell 'writing' like 'wrighting' at the age of 14. because I did do that. and for some fucking reason #it was my friend that had to correct me? not a teacher?? #LADS is it normal to spell 'tomorrow' like 'tommorrow' at the age of 23. because that was also something that happened. #genuinely think I might have mild undiagnosed dyslexia #but like.........OH WELL #my art teacher in college one asked if I was dyslexic and I was like '???? lol not that I know??' but maybe she was onto something ASIJDBASH

[tastyflowers]

man, therapy is such a trip.

#i have now been with my therapist for four whole human years. #and there's stuff that is only just coming up now! #so funny to think back to when I thought I could sort it all out in a couple of months lol #one thing I've learned is that when I go to a session with no real idea of what i'm going to talk about today #is when i get into the deep shit. #the past 3 sessions have been so painful! #i'm feeling so tired and sensitive. coming face to face with lifelong patterns of social exclusion is really fucking rough #it's hard to look at my life and not come to the conclusion that there is something inherently wrong with me #that has caused me to be so continually othered/sidelined in group dynamics #but i'm trying to be kinder to myself #and recognise that I am carrying a metric shit ton of trauma #and that circumstances have rarely been in my favour #anyway. i deeply crave community and am still feeling pretty isolated #but unsure how to approach this just yet! still so terrified of rejection that I simply avoid group activities! #i need a group hug and a forest stream and a puppy #that'll fix me surely #delete later probably idk