#idk it just popped into my head

[woobah]

Charlie: *tearfully hugs Alastor* I don’t care what everyone else says. I love your fuck-ass bob.

Alastor: *hugging her back* Thank you, my dear!

Alastor: …………..My what

#idk it just popped into my head #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #alastor #Charlastor #romantic or platonic #fuck ass bob

[kimikos-random-dead-acc]

If Belphie ate steak, would that be cannibalism?

#idk it just popped into my head #thinking about the murder cow as usual #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me memes #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie

[flowers-that-sing]

eiji: *wakes ash up to avocado shrimp salad in bed*

ash: aw thanks eiji whats the occasion

eiji: oh haha nothing just wanted to show you i care

ash: lol thats sweet

eiji: *puts in ashs favorite song* and i had something i wanted to ask you too

ash: lmao u sound like ur gonna propose or something

eiji: …

eiji: *slowly puts ring box back in drawer*

#banana fish #asheiji #idk it just popped into my head

[i-have-a-lot-of-ocs]

Lyney reminds me of Tsukasa(proseka) so much honestly. He has that goofyness and "I'm a star!" behaviour

#genshin impact #genshin #lyney #tsukasa tenma #pjsk #pjsk tsukasa #Idk it just popped into my head #It's like if Tsukasa had peeps like Nene as his siblings #just my thoughts

[epersonae]

Chaos! In the groupchat

#Idk it just popped into my head #It's been a fun evening

[demon-slayer-kaiden]

Being able to guess if Kaiden is angry, by how aggressively she’s chopping vegetables or meat while prepping a meal.

#{headcanons} #idk it just popped into my head

[sharlmbracta]

lipsyn - c *pops lips*

#idk it just popped into my head

[willowser]

"i ain't takin' a fuckin' bath."

katsuki's half-undressed, standing in the kitchen with the fridge doors wide open; shirtless, shoulders broad and muscles round and taut, cool air raising goosebumps across his exposed skin. his un-buttoned tac pants are dangerously low on his hips, so low that you wonder—while staring at the dimples of his back—if he's doing it on purpose.

the dewy sheen of sweat he'd come home with has gone matte, leaving him in a thin, sticky, grimy layer that is grimace-inducing to feel. like most nights, dirt and soot and even blood—grown dark and less worrisome with time—color him haphazardly, strewn across his body; a mosaic of dynamight, made by his own hands.

"but you stink," you fail to suppress a smile when he snaps his head around, to fix you with an ugly look that you return. he manages to hide his own amusement in the bulge of his bicep. "i'm serious! a bath will help you relax!"

turning back to the open fridge, he grumbles, "i am relaxed," in a tone that doesn't sound relaxed. at all.

"come on," you urge, shuffling up to him, wrapping your arms around his waist despite all his dried grease and muck. "you go first and i'll be there in a minute."

that catches his attention enough that he finally closes the doors, facing you as he runs a lazy hand over his stomach. to his credit, he does look a bit more relaxed than he had when he'd come through the door—but the set of his jaw is still too stern, brow only ever furrowed, a little more argumentative than usual, even if it's harmless.

katsuki seems to consider your unspoken proposition, before finally surrendering with a roll of his eyes. "fine, but i'm takin' a shower like a grown ass man."

"no!" you groan, latching onto his arm when he moves to step around you. you try to dig your heels into the ground, but you're in the kitchen in socks, and katsuki only yanks you after him with a wicked grin. "bath! a bath will help you relax, i mean it! i've got lavender oils!"

"i ain't using' your frilly shit!"

he finally slips from you when you sputter out a laugh, tugging free from your grip before throwing you a look that is hot in more ways than one. innocent as you aimed to be, something tightens in your stomach; awakened at the sight of him.

you warn, "i'm only coming if you're in the bath!" and his loud, exaggerated groan echoes nearly throughout your entire house, swallowing up your chirpy laugh.

—but, much to your surprise, he listens.

you let him soak for a good five minutes before following after, and when you find him, he's got his head leaned back over the edge, elbows resting on either side of the tub, legs bent and knees sticking up out of the water. handsome as ever, you think, a little dreamy, before the marble of him shifts at your arrival.

he only opens one eye, and you can see already the tension has drained from his face; half-asleep, a little bloodshot and breathing too even to convince you otherwise.

"well, well, well," you murmur, lowering to the floor on your knees after his eye slips shut again. "look at you, princess."

katsuki makes a haughty noise of irritation, but doesn't bite back: a dead giveaway of his exhaustion. instead his hand finds the material of your shirt, tugging on it lightly before he slurs out, "get y'r ass in the tub."

you'd bite his fingers if they weren't still disgusting, but you place a teeny kiss on the cleanest spot you can see on his wrist. "i don't need a bath, but thanks."

"hah?" he grunts, eye shooting open again as he frowns at you. when you only smile coyly at him, he raises his head and glares at you properly. "y'dirty liar, you said—"

"i said i'd be right behind you," you grin. "not that i'd be getting in."

the water sloshes up against the sides as he straightens his posture, baring his teeth at you as he prepares, you think, to lunge out and haul you in with him despite a screaming protest—but you reach forward just before he can, dipping a hand down into the warmth right between his thighs.

katsuki jumps, seriously, leg kicking out so hard that his heel slams into the edge of the tub, when you gently hold him where he's soft. "jesus!" he all but yelps, eyes going a little wide as he realizes what you've done. what you've made of him.

he's still—marble-still—air sucking in sharply between his parted, frozen lips as you touch him, and heat pools so obviously, so suddenly, in his cheeks, sweet enough that you want to bite into the apples of them. in your hand he swells thick, quickly, a little slippery from the soap he's already added to the water.

all his tension returns, as a different strain; katsuki swallows, hard, as his eyes dart back and forth between your own and where your hand disappears into the water; when you gently rub your thumb back and forth across the tip of him, his back straightens, even moreso, and, you don't think he knows it, but his legs part even further.

an invitation if you'd ever seen one.

he finally comes back to life when you lean in close enough to nudge your nose to his, just to see him blink.

he's so cute, you want to eat him alive.

"the f-fuck are y'doin'?" he whispers, eyes dropping back down as you stroke him lightly, just enough to coil him tighter. at the end of the tub, water sloshes quietly from the movement, and katsuki's ears burn.

you've caught him entirely off guard, and if it wasn't clear before, it becomes crystalline when you kiss him, deeply. he's lazy to reciprocate, breathing softly, open-mouthed, as you press a soft kiss to his top lip and then to his bottom, whispering his name back to him just to hear his sharp inhale.

you time a clever stroke of your wrist with the firm press of your mouth to his, insistent and fast, urging the wildness of him to catch up, to come out. it hits him all at once—your desire, his own, the heat of it all—and his hand shoots out of the water to grip the back of your neck, a deep groan slipping from his chest as his cock kicks in your hand.

you try more than once to pull back from him with a sneaky little laugh, but his fingers tangle in your hair and he kisses your teeth and you think, maybe, you're not teasing him enough. his knees knock lightly against the ceramic as he tries to spread them, even further, and his hips shift up with every slick pump of your fist, urgent and eager.

he speaks, furiously, against your lips, when you snatch your hand away, instead teasing your fingers along the inside of his thigh. "get—in th'fuckin' tub." his shoulders tremble, ever so slightly. "i ain't askin' again."

you laugh against him and his nostrils flare. "you didn't ask at all!"

"so quit your bullshit already."

you lick his bottom lip, nipping at the fat of it gently before weaving your own hand into his damp hair. "no," you tease, like a brat, but when you tug enough at the strands, he gets the hint and allows you to pull away. "i'm trying to help you relax, you know?"

katsuki doesn't respond at first, only huffing out a frustrated sound when you wrap your hand around his length again. his face is steaming, despite how firm he's trying to be; your own desire strikes hot when his head tips back just slightly, jaw straining as he grits his teeth.

"no," he finally grunts, eyes dark and pinned to you. "'s'the last thing i feel, is-is relaxed."

"hmm," you make a point to frown and look away, like you're thinking, but katsuki's impatience wins out and he drags you back in for a shuddering kiss. he's fervent, now, nipping at your lip and brushing his tongue against your own eagerly, trying to muffle a painful sound against your cheek. "that's too bad," you tell him—but you don't think he hears you, really, over his low curse and the returning slosh of water against the tub.

but when you ask him again, only a handful of minutes later—his boneless answer is precisely what you were looking for.

#tw dirty LOL #heheheh #idk what this is it literally just popped into my head out of nowhere sorry !!! #he's such a gross dirty boy ew #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: domestic bakugou

[avaritia-apotheosis]

PERSONAL ASSISTANT DANNY AU!!!

Amity Park has a lot of strange things going on, and because of that, is notoriously known for paying much attention to anything outside the city limits. So when Danny Fenton gets applies and gets accepted to be the personal assistant for the CEO of Wayne Enterprise, he doesn't think much about moving to Gotham. The pay is ridiculously good, and the benefits? Don't even get him started.

But with supervillains, vigilantes, and way too many kidnappers running amok, Danny's starting to realize why the job's hazard pay was so ridiculously high.

Meanwhile, the rogues of Gotham city are seriously wondering where Wayne managed to get such an insanely strong bodyguard.

#dpxdc #yall this just popped into my head and i love it #idk what im gonna do with it but this seems like such a fun idea #PA Danny AU

[aychama]

"You are such a fierce thing in battle and yet, become a pile of wool under my claws."

#GIxkwpıdmadllPKOaokapPKaosksş #i just had this line pop into my head #so everybody #you may have it #cotl #cult of the lamb #aychama #narilamb #writing prompt #maybe idk #inspiration

[larphis]

For some reason I just can‘t stop imagining Ed defeatedly crawling into the auxiliary wardrobe to wallow in his sadness, alone, only to be met with a familiar voice saying „well, well, well“ and as he turns around Lucius is leaning against the door frame as wet as a poodle and sassily says „Look who went back into the closet“

#ofmd #ofmd headcanon #our flag means death #idk why BUT ITS SO FUNNY TO ME #I have thought about this like 5 times already and anytime it pops into my head I just die of laughter #lucius spriggs #Lucius is the king of sass #Blackbeard #Edward teach #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ofmd season 2

[let-roman-bite-someone]

the “Dark Sides”? oh, you mean

gaslight

gatekeep

and girlboss?

#idk lol this just randomly popped in my head #technically remus is guilt tripping not gaslighting #but shh i think it counts #sanders sides #thomas sanders #logan sanders #virgil sanders #roman sanders #remus sanders #sasi #tss #patton sanders #janus sanders #remus tss #sanders sides remus #ts remus #janus tss #janus ts #sanders sides janus #sanders sides virgil #virgil tss #ts virgil #dark sides #the dark sides #sanders sides shitpost #tss shitpost #thomas sanders sides #shitpost

[echoingkarma]

Just a normal Coffee Shop AU!

Reblogs are appreciated!

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"You wouldn't happen to have a 'Michael Afton' working here, darling?" the animatronic chirps from the other side of the counter. He leans forward, stooping his head to match your own height. His white eyes seem to glow.

You swallow, and a hand clutching at your trousers leads you to believe you just might know who he's talking about. Mike Schmidt hides as best he can behind the counter, shivering with a fear you've never seen the likes of before.

You've been quiet a beat too long before you open your mouth.

"No," you tell the animatronic. His smile seems to widen. "I don't know anyone by that name."

#fnaf dca #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sb au #fnaf sun #michael afton #mike schmidt #jancsau #just a normal coffee shop au #you can zoom in for more details but i. did this all today and its just a mess jdfhsdfh #idea popped into our head randomly #idk if ill do much more for this au ;u; #doodles #my art

[genderqueer-hippie]

Remembering the time in high school that I did an analysis essay on Oscar Wilde's Portrait of Dorian Gray. I talked about censorship and symbolism, and the only thing my teacher had to say?

"That's not a word."

"Yes it is. It's important to the essay."

The word in question was Homoeroticism

#mine #idk it just popped into my head #thought I'd share

[promptlywritingideas]

"I hate you" as...

A guilty confession. I don't want to, I didn't mean to, but now I do.

An angry shout. Fists clenched, fury bubbling up inside until it finally bursts out.

A surrender. Exhausted, inflectionless. This is what you wanted, and you finally got it.

A joke; I'm giggling and so are you, and the words are so soft no one takes them seriously.

A warning; I'd never say that to you, and you know it, and now you know that something is very, very wrong.

A way of snarking back and forth with you. You've done something annoying, and I say I hate you, but we both know I don't mean it.

Defiance; you've won and we both know it, and I cannot stop you, but I will look you straight in the eyes, even to the end.

#writing prompts #otp prompts #imagine your otp #imagine your ship #imagine your... enemies? #prompt list #idk what this is honestly #it just popped into my head #my prompts

[sarilolla]

Trolls headcanon

So, we all know how babies and young kids often hide or stick around in an adults hair (I’m guessing most often a parent or parent figure)? I think that’s a remnant from when the adults had to carry them around like that for safety reasons (pre-sound era). It calmed the kiddo down, as they felt safe and protected, and kept them in a safe spot for the adult. It also probably comes from how an egg incubates in hair

Now, Pop Trolls literally depended on this calming feature for their kiddos while living in the Troll Tree. While adults and teens could be quiet when necessary, babies and young kids struggled. So hair time was when the tiny one knew they should be calm and many used it as a nap spot. It’s a thing heavily associated with protection

That protection and calming feeling continues when the kid is too old to stay in their protector/guardian’s hair. That means that if a parent grabbed their kid with their hair (like we have seen the Pop Trolls do many times), the kid will instinctively calm down a bit. It’s the sense of family and protection, and that instinct can carry on long until adulthood. The longer the older carries you around in their hair, the longer that instinct of safety lasts

Branch was carried around a lot by his brothers, but mostly JD as he was the oldest and could easier carry him around (they’re sitting on your head after all, you need a certain strength). All four of them were protective of their tiny baby brother, so they all carried him a lot, meaning that if any of them grabbed him with their hair now… he would instantly calm down and nearly rag doll, much to his embarrassment

#dreamworks trolls #trolls band together #dreamworks trolls headcanon #idk this popped into my head as I woke up and had the need to share #baby branch carried around by his brothers (his favorite pastime) #adult branch relaxing by instinct when one of them uses their hair on him #man I love all the hair headcanons for trolls #it’s clear hair is important to them I just wish it was shown more in the movies #brozone