#idk it's soon as weird as funny

[pandoraslxna]

What happened to make you both such good friends ?🤔

Wdym friends? She’s just mentally ill and I’m her caregiver

#no but in all seriousness #I love her sm #she’s genuinely such a good friend #she’s so sweet and funny and caring #I can trust her with everything #we generally have a lot in common #and we have the same type of humor #same hyperfixations #she’s as weird as I am (maybe even more) #idk it just clicked #oh and ​we also live kinda close to each other #can’t wait for her to come over soon so I can lock her in my basement #𝒯𝒶𝓁𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝑜𝓃 ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆

[septimus-heap]

Marcia getting stuck in a time loop would be so funny bc her response would be to change nothing abt her behaviour bc either it's a time loop (time isn't going anywhere and also u don't have to wonder what ppl r going to respond like so like. Why worry abt it this is kind of a good thing. It'll probably fix itself) or it's not a time loop (acting weird would be super embarrassing). This does completely change the moment u take other people out of the equation

#she's like a quantum particle she does weird things as soon as ppl stop Observing her #when there's no one else around while she's time looping well. Then she can go insane about it a little #sep talks #septimus heap #marcia overstrand #idk I just think this is funny #I have thoughts on other characters too but as ever I am only posting abt marcia

[tiredsadpeach]

Uh oh!!! Here comes the part where I think my bf will hate me once he learns x thing about me!!!!

#this happens with every relationship romantic or not tbh #he hasn’t showed any reason for me to think that #but grrrr #what if what if what if #and it’s not just one thing it’s Lots of things like my traumas my s/h struggle my problems with taking care of myself my delusion of #grandeur the fact I age regress my weird interests and especially the fact I haven’t told my family about us yet #they’d be supportive I’m just idk I haven’t done it in so long and this is my first ldr I just don’t know how to tell them #my friends knew immediately because it was easier but idk how to even begin to bring up that yeah I have had a bf for almost 5 months #which is funny because my cousin’s wife and my newest uncle are both results of a ldr #like it’s obvious it would be fine but idk at first I was scared because what if we break up really soon but now that’s for sure not gonna #happen yknow so now idk what to do #I haven’t been in a serious romantic relationship since high school #like sophomore year #I’m 23 now #idk how to talk about this stuff anymore

[dennisboobs]

this is genuinely... so funny to me. like the hilarity of copypasting rational tweets. i'm literally right. it's not even a funny copypasta because it's literally just. objectively correct. it's a criticism of twitter culture and that makes it funny to you because...... god forbid you actually have empathy for other people. caring is for losers if you're on twitter dot com, you have to be snarky and funny at all times.

#moots & friends keep sending me shit and im just like. lmfao this is embarrassing for YOU guys. i stand by everything ive said actually. #i'm sorry you think trying to have a genuine conversation about harmful behaviours is cringe #you consider yourself an activist and will retweet every fucking post abt current events #but you can't actually be bothered to make a positive change in your own life......... #the fact that most of them stop responding after they realize im not going to freak out and give them something emotional is very telling #it's not even like most of them disagree they literally just want to make fun of me for...... caring. like ok. weird hill to die on idk #im at the point where im considering privating my tweets just so i dont continue to get ppl responding but #i think its important that ppl can see my responses. because i stand by them and clearly other ppl do too #theres been a lot of mixed responses but a lot of people have actually ended up agreeing with me after some back and forth #which i appreciate. i didnt want to start fuckin. twitter drama. but like. ill take it #i dont interact with sunnyblr at all so i think this is a good opportunity to potentially change at least a few ppls perspectives #and if youre too far gone to the point where you think that someone caring about perpetuating homophobic rhetoric is funny #i. dont really want to interact with you anyway lol. get better soon xoxo #last post about this on here im. putting this to rest. #ada speaks #genuinely disgusting how many of these ppl will say shit like. ppl are dying. like... yeah. what are YOU doing to help. #retweeting a donation link or someones random carrd doesnt do shit actually. performative armchair activism. #same ppl tweeting vapid shit while acting like theyre above engaging with me on this #i was venting about people qrting glenns old tweets with stupid shit because it was clogging my tl actually lol

[caruliaa]

also hi for anyone who cares omitb is sooo fucking good omg ?? like omg omg i watched it all in the last three days and its literally so incredible im so excited for the season 3 finale

#my MUM of all ppl reccomened it to me which is insane #but its literally so fucking good uhh !!! umm content warning murder and blood farily obvious lmao but like #if you like murder mysteries YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT RNN and honestly even if they arent usually ur thing #like its such a good and such a funny show tht like i reccomend it regardless yk #and i am actually a fan of murder mysteries. its funny bc i feel liek iv always like them but i never rly like. #enaged w them tht much despite tht? but i think i am going to now #i need to finally watch the knives out movies #its so dumb but ithink i kinda need this in a weird way #like obvs u shldnt be just defined by the media u consume #but i keep looking for who i am after this and like idk. murder mystery fan is someone i wasnt before but tht i can be now #and that i can enjoy being. idk its smth. esp since the outside of the media i enjoy well i defined myself by the thing i made to #but sm of that was also my relationships with and to other people and well. i just lost my biggest one. so yk . #actually thats not true. thats not true the biggest more core and most long lasting relationship i have with someone #is the one i have with myself. and it hasnt always been a good one but ill be dammed if ill let it end any time soon #anyway what was i talking abt. selena gomez is such a good actress omg i never rly new tht bc the only thing iv seen her in #is the princess protection program and like. tbh i mostly new her as a musican despite also not being super #familer w her music but shes such a good actresss omg #flappy rambles

[blujaydoodles]

"...and you can see what appears to be... gnomes who... have just kind of accepted the fact that they're being dragged through the air by a very powerful creature; they're like being held by their shirts, with their arms kind of folded"

Originally posted to my patreon as part of a larger WIP that I just never came back to, here is the one thing we do canonically know for sure about how this rescue actually went, courtesy of our druid learning how to scry

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #character art #illustration #gnomes #do you think Ancient Dragon Man explained literally any of what was going on because it surely Did Not Look That Way lmao #this was also over a year ago idk if I'm ever gonna properly finish it at this point #the thing is the first drawing feels so stiff I'd actually rather completely redo it :'D #but I love Tuck's thousand yard 'this might as well happen. my life is already so goddamn weird' stare skgjhdfghkjh #man. the problem is I DO want it to BE finished I just don't wanna have to actually spend time on doing that :') #so since I probably won't I'm releasing (part of) it from patreon cause I never intended for it to STAY completely exclusive #on the meta Mel's parents are so funny to me because it took me like four real life years to think of ANYTHING for them besides 'they exist' #but as soon as I was able to start building them properly I got very attached immediately dkfhgkh I lov them so much #my OCs #tukklewyn #xenia #melliwyk #vale walkers #dungeons and doodles

[tatoasting]

If my ex knew I would move on from her to date someone with the same name as the nickname I used to call her, I dont know what she would think, but I personally think it's funny.

#as soon as I heard his name I literally went. o.o no? #and now here I am. #its so funny honestly #I dont think he even knows actually?? I should probably tell him that??? #like. I loved this name so much I used to call my ex that even though its not her name. #idk its weird but kinda charming?? #oh wait aaa~~~ tags #🕯 #my mushroom

[proteuus]

what are you talking about I was literally being so obvious about liking this person

the being so obvious: looking at their face directly on occasion instead of looking somewhere vaguely to the left of them

#applies platonically romantically etc #sometimes im like i want this person to know that i enjoy spending time with them. i know just how to demonstrate this *looks at them* #unless i think theyre also autistic then i wont bother. no one needs to be looking at anyone in that circumstance #its so Much to look at someone right in their face. even if its a pleasant emotion its just a lot #i met my friend's friend tonight. I thought i wouldnt like him bc i thought he had sort of a weird vibe like i figured he was nice but idk #but he was actually very funny and sweet. i hope we will hang out again soon #not a compsci boy but he does study bio and has the like. sweet nerd boy vibe i like #i love when boys r so sweet... everything 2 me...... #idk why i thought i wouldnt like him bc hes a weird guy i am such a weird guy myself. to be fr

[astrxealis]

damn i never thought i'd get into stardew valley this much but here we are !! makes perfect sense tho

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #heyy this adds to my roster of games that actually have Evidence #gotta play more soulsborne legitimately soon so i have more evidence of my range LMFAO ... #i love how my. taste in games is really broad tbh! i'm willing to try anything out but i do uhh am less inclined to the more popular ones? #unless i get into them by way of. personal. or without outside influence #but if there's a certain something that makes me dislike a media yeah ... i do end up more indifferent tho. ultimately #i think sdv is another huge example of how me and lune really go all in when getting into smth #like terraria. but we end up forgetting about it pretty soon after. oops! #it depends tbh on how bored we are? how much we have to do. so yeah #xiv was That for a very long time bcs we didn't really have anything else uhh insert hashtag xiv was there for us when nobody was #aaa so thankful to xiv fr. idk. i think about what it has done for me sometimes and i get really emotional! #also funny how things connect. i got back into tumblr bcs of jjk and then connected w others mostly thru gi. and then twt thru a friend i #met thru a school event wholy thru chance. who got me back into twt where i connected with others thru ff(xiv) #and i find it fascinating how people make friends irl! i think its easy for me to feel that way 1. its just who i am lol its in my nature #2. im more of a bystander so. yeah. ez for me to study people and people-watch. idm that much tbh #it's funny... hmm interesting? a bit sad too. wnvr i want to. Take A Step Further. i end up not caring anymore LMFAOOO but tbh it's really #nice in the long run! my outlook on life is pretty weird tbh like uhh... idk. hard to explain. complex #whenever i face a problem i'm. absolutely confident i'll get over it. and unfortunately i feel like that... sense of confidence is rather ra #rare*? idk. and the fact i've always known (always!) i'd love myself no matter what. even if sometimes i would be really insecure. i never #truly hated myself and i sincerely doubt i ever will. but the fact i often suceed and rise from my failures that sometimes they don't feel #like failures doesn't mean that uhh i'll end up facing my downfall through. naive confidence? i try to be self-aware and do my best for no #regrets and it's fascinating how my values in life are shaped by my past. not just me. everyone. damn. i think the formative years of a #person are so goddamn fascinating and also i'm still unsure what i want for college but it's already fucking march HELP #anyway wow. i dont want to be too harsh on myself if the What If bad scenario/s end up happening but i'll really try my best #my aunts on my dad side both got into up diliman and i'll be damned if i don't. i know i can do it. i just gotta put in a ton of effort. #okay rambles bye bye #also i've been staying up until 3/4 ever since break LMFAOOO SDV HAS RUINED ME dw i'll be good again next week lmfao

[melonpond]

He (sock puppet Mr. Hyde) haunts my every thought

#melon rambles #do I need a new tag for non sensical rambles? #melon's rambly rambles #<- there we go new tag for the weird personal posts #if you want some context for this picture #for my video class I have to make a music video #and I've chosen the song Confrontation from Jekyll and Hyde because I thought it'd be funny #but throughout the entire filming process I just felt like I was going insane #because I was staying up until 2am listening to very specific parts of the song on loop while puppeteering sock puppet hyde #idk what that did to my brain but it certainly did something #and now I just have to get through editing #I'm so close #it's due tomorrow so no matter what it's going to be done soon #when it's finished it'll most definitely look like an offbrand muppets movie

[noxtivagus]

i'm so sleepy 🥺

#🌙.rambles #random but i rlly wna make that priv twt soon but #i still have my old account from like 2019 i think n that ffxiv one i still haven't used yet #n my current main one #I DONT HAVE ENOUGH EMAILS FOR THIS #i'll.. make more ? 💀 #IM. YK TODAY ONE OF MY COURSES #we had to do smth related to like. idk how to explain but anyways for that the site we picked was spotify #my classmate brought up n remembered that i have like 600 playlists.. #im so embarrassed it's like 800 now too actually #my voice is so soft in convos n i probably seem so sleep-deprived #funny bcs when i'm eating n like my friends go to my class i'll be this weird kid fr or smth #random but fuuta's voice is so nice.. his va did so well w his songs oh my god #aghskfjsjs sometimes i get shy w reciting. my voice is still soft but #when it comes to attendance lmfao or #i find it rather amusing how i speak louder when i'm in front of the class than in my seat #idk i think i'm used to speaking Facing an audience. i'm good with that #like even if i'm shy n ngl my face wld be heating up n my heart wld be.. YEAH bcs anxiety i dont want to fuck up #but. talking in front like that i usually do well. my voice is usually. idk loud compared to what most ppl see me as bcs rlly im so. quiet #i'm shy but idk i have confidence w ^^ #it's so funny though.. i probably seem intimidating ngl w being quiet but when someone talks to me i'm Shy. or whatever #yk when it comes to friends i rlly wonder how they're all like outside what i'm most used to #like. yk their other sides n all. it makes me. idk what word is best but >< yk when you realize you know these aspects of someone that most #don't? like. loving someone's music taste. or the way they help or listen or write. their talents n voice or wtvr n #you realize that. oh my god. you're so happy you're close w this beautiful person in your life. #i'm rambling idk i cld say so much more :<< when i love i really Love n i wna. show it to yk my family n friends n all #i'm so sleepy.. i think i always get even more like this when i'm sleepy wtf! #thinking of. i rlly just wna be myself but i end up subconsciously restraining some aspects of myself i think bcs of some fears #being Completely alone or unwanted? on the other hand i rlly do love unconditionally n wholly hfsjgsk i'll try to be kinder to myself . #IM RAMBLING I SWEAR IM SO SLEEPY BYE ILL NAP OR SMTH

[worldchampionpeccobagnaia]

there’s a thin line between being like a haha funny little hater and being an insufferable awful cunt

#this isn’t @ anyone or anything so don’t get all up in arms this is abt 1. a message i got and 2. smth that happened a few weeks ago #like it’s funny and what not for a while and then it’s like rlly more of this #like a couple weeks back i saw someone spam post not kidding at least 15 times about someone they didn’t like (but still followed) like #my dude it’s no longer funny then just unfollow the person filter them ? the only person ur making more mad is urself #or like someone sub posted me or whatever it’s called not kidding 10 times and it was just weird ? like it’s not even funny in a cringe way #it’s just sad #absolutely disagree w ppl have other opinions etc but the minute u go from being like haha whatever about it to genuinely taking it serious #and hating ppl u don’t even know on the internet then u have a real problem my friend !! #or like as soon as u bridge from ‘i am having fun with this and enjoying it. even tho i don’t agree w everyone’ #to ‘making insane posts about someone u hate wishing bad things hating ppl you don’t know etc etc.’ something is WRONG #also wishing ppl dead is never a good look jsyk <33333 #idk anyways time to go think about pecco <3

[ay-asterisms]

my friend died from laughter and I couldn't understand why (I was being sincere) and they said "you have an autistic way of speaking"

#they have a diagnosis #I do not (but might soon???? idk it's weird) #POINT IS I STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HUMOR #like I used a manner of speech that was a bit stilted but COME ON HOW IS THAT FUNNY #it's just unusual #ay code compiling

[caruliaa]

op of a post is in the same ""cringe"" fandom as me so i can openly be a fan of it in the tags without the fear of being singled out and mocked by them and then all their followers for it incident 13 resurrected 27 healed

#this happened twice today. w the post i j rbed which was being shared by swifters but feels like it cld blow up soon #to the point of everyone rbing it and if op wasnt also a swfite id b scared to even mention tswift let alone blast style lyrics #and also w the post abt characters from fandoms u sued to be in staying w u ik the op is an ex tss fan so i shant be mocked there either #(tho i also know they werent big on romantic prinxitey but like. theres a difference between that and getting anons telling me to off mysel #bc the op thought it would be funny to point me out as the cringe person for everyone to mock) #im not kidding this is a real like. fear of mine even if i want to i wont mention tswift in tags on a post out of fear of being singled out #and thats also the reason i j say roman if i mention him in the tags of a psot even though its confusing bc everyone into succsesion #part of me feels like im letting a fear of ppl judging me dictate my behavior and i need to stop caring if ppl think im cringe #but at the same time it is like. a genuine fear that if im singled out by op to be made fun of ill get legitimatly harrased #by their followers or if its in a rb by other people who see the post and laugh at it #idk !! im very weird about this and i think its the fault of. not an incident that happened last year but two specifc ppls behavior #that led to that incident and the attitudes they perpetuated. thats all ill say . other than its dumb that this still affects me #but it just does i guess !!!. i do wanna start not caring me though j also be cautious like ill wait unti the post is at 10k+ notes yk. #anyway !! how come i never shut up up huh im always talking in the tumblr post tags . and then like two ppl care. and i love them 4 it<3 #flappy rambles

[dokyeomini]

all my co-workers are so fucking nice fr 🥹🩷

#idk what vibe im getting from the manager #she also called me by my second first name idk why #i don't think we have someone by the same name there but who knows #it felt so weird tbh like only my family calls me that #also im getting to know the others and i've like explained my studies and stuff and had different reactions from different people lol #some get it some don't #even my career advisor was at first like i thought supportive of me getting into print making or whatever #but when i told her i was applying for a lab tech position she said she told me she thought it was idk funny? #that i have a degree and i was going into basically customer service #but wtf can i do if im burnt out and whatever from lab work #amd office jobs are actually hell for mw #i feel like comfortable working at a café #bc i can't sit still anyways agkslhkdlhldh #and steaming milk is like in muscle memory for me #it all came back to me #anyways. im not so confused that k start doubting my decisions as soon as someone expresses their confusion #but sometimes for a moment i do bc mlst lf my decisions are kiiiinda impulsive anyways #and i can't make everyone understand anyways

[the-graceless-delaney-grace]

I’ve developed a crush on a fellow teacher at my school. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers at this trying time.

#DAY BY DAY #She’s literally so funny and nice and cool #She’s gorgeous and also queer and single #we just talked for over an hour about horror movies and weird family dynamics #and we may hang out soon #how the fuck do I ask her out without it being weird #Like I wouldn’t blame her if she said no I know it’s weird #With our jobs and not knowing each other crazy long but #I just don’t want another it’s not you it’s me thing and then having to be okay with friendship #like I def would be she’s awesome #but like idk I’d love to get to know her as a girlfriend you know????