#idk mans

[batfleshh]

I might delete this tbh

#bat bite #I’m not active on it anymore cause I’ve lost interest in the stuff I used to write #so I might leave #or maybe just log out #or post my stuff on ao3 #idk mans

[jennhoney]

💯

On my compost and mulch quiz.

Fuck yeah, carbon and nitrogen! Ask me about motherfucking wormfucking vermicomposting(cool in theory rather wriggly in practice), Improving soil structure, Why I’ll quietly judge your inorganic mulch. (Actually please don’t ask me, being perceived makes me nervous and I really know nothing) for the record I got like 47% on my pre course knowledge.

#idk mans #not so mastery of me #I typed mothfucking which I think is a more interesting swear

[strawberry-tom]

guys, y'know how empires s2 is in the same world as empires s1

and like, you know that dragon? yea, you think that wasn't the last dragon???? like i know people (after the disaster) might've respawned it, but why???? the only reason is to kill it for possibly exp.

Also, apparently oli joined at one point and i think that he just was there to place blocks and kill it as they needed to have the achievement or else the fandom would (most likely) misinterpret it. Other people might've contributed and tbh idk and idc.

i think that's what it is anyways, but let me know and we can have a nice discussion!

#empires smp #empires season 1 #empires season 2 #theory #fan theory #orionsound #theorionsound #spoilers #i think #idk mans

[dorkousloris]

playing with sunstone got me imagine jestellra playing mmos aaaaaaa-

before they got to meet each other;; nvm. i made it way long so putting readmore.

there's a guild called "The Order of Stone" (yeah yeah) founders were obvs Ivor, Gabriel, Ellegaard, Magnus and Soren with a few veteran players. But was handed it over to Jack, Ivor and Soren wanted to focus on their real life stuff together but still check in online daily, Gabriel have to retire (he have family and a real job in real life) and Ellegaard couldn't make time anymore (she's a professor in uni), and Magnus is busy exploring the world around for a long while. (he still log in just to see how's the guild doing).

the first person to join that guild was petra- who is actually jack's daughter and it was him that introduce her to that silly mmo so why not? she became a increasing popular player, and is a multi-class player. Switch between Warrior and Rogue whenever she wants. She and her dad still plays to this day, even up to her high school years.

enter jessie, olivia and axel who are irl friends, who just learnt about this mmo recently (from axel) and they all try it out just to see for fun.

shit happened, a little confusion where to go and that was how jessie met petra. through they never met each other irl, they met first online.

being a long-time player, petra help them how to get through this game and points them to directions they want to see. she didn't exactly ask them about joining the guild-- it's usually her dad who does that to show how cool the guild was. but jessie was the one who asked first, and well, she off-mentioned it. next time they meet, they joined her guild.

flash forward to college years, no one actually knew each other other than their online selves for these years. it wasn't until the three came to the internet cafe where they had met lukas, aiden, maya and gill there. the four of them works there as part-timers, but they also stay because of the mmo. they're in a different guild ofc (called the Blazing Ocelots). that internet cafe is surprisingly owned by ivor and soren, along with their wife- harper.

it's also where jack used to come by then his daughter petra later on.

petra doesn't tell everyone who her character is other than ivor, soren, and harper. (they all knew jack so they knew her).

it only took petra and jessie to really, really meet in person until this time, its petra who try so cool casually asking if they could meet up. after learning they were both live in the same area, and jessie suggested the internet cafe. lets just say.

the dumbasses were so happy that they just log off the computers, and about to get off when they look at each other. suddenly realizing they're the only ones here. and how do they knew its each other? jessie was so fucking excitied she just said "I can't wait to meet Miss Butter!" SDGMDSMGSDMGMSDMG

now where do stella comes in.

no one knew where she is from or whatever -- actually harper does. harper may be married to her husband and hangs out with his husband... but she do knew her from hadrian. while in this au, these two are actually okay, it's just the recent years had put them a bit of strained relationship and stella need to get away.

so what did harper suggested? join that mmo! stella thinks that's silly but she did. this was during her high school, and she was a quiet loner despite so popular at school that joined. and realized she can be herself there than at school and so she did.

she is one of the people who don't join guilds and are considered solo. Stella's a Summoner so she focused on that and just work diligently through the main quests, and sometimes just... wandering. She feel herself here than in the real world.

That is. not until she (Llunastellar) meet Jessie (NetherWarrior) and Petra (Miss_Butter) <3

#dorkous ramblings #MSDGMDMSMGMSG #also the mmo aspect is more of like. the VR kind of thing? #idk mans #its probably a mix of MC with all the mmos i grow up with so- #jestellra | mcsm

[junkartie]

The creator of squid game spending years trying to get his point across that exploiting the poor and desperate for entertainment is bad watching netflix make a spin off of his fictional series where they in fact exploit the poor for entertainment

#me watching the single father of 2 cry because his little candy brokw and now he wont be able to feed his kids #like. idk man

[turtle-kidddddd]

Why did I only find out today that the “I think we need to kill this guy meme” was a fucking Steven Universe vs Hitler comic?????

I was just caught so off guard by this

#steven universe #idk man

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

y'ever get haunted by the fear you will never write anything as beautiful as the US Steel Pipe Works Slag Dump Youtube Comment cuz hoo boy i sure do:

shoutout to you, youtube user mrc109, wherever you may be today

#poetry #man idk #the link to the youtube video is hyperlinked

[inkedberries]

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

#a very notice-me-senpai moment #lol idk i just can't stop thinking about this exchange i thought up whenever batman calls supes out for 'showing off' #GAAAHHH I LOVE THEM #superbat #batman #superman #world's finest #my art #fanart #man i just love an oblivious batman

[tippenfunkaport]

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

#twitter #tumblr #current events #elon musk #idk what to tag this #decline of man? #fall of society? #memes? #let's go with that #memes #meme #funny #tumblr culture

[mossyflowers]

Who made trig I need to kill them

#moss talks #get me out of this class man idk what is happening

[the-punforgiven]

Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate

#pun's text posts #knights #idk what I'm doing tonight man just roll with it

[just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi]

I’m strangely confident in my ability to locate a cow in 2 hours or less. I’ve never tried but I could.

#🐮 #this is not what you followed me for lol #there’s also no context for this idk man

[nyancrimew]

critically consume my problematic dick and balls

#nsft #idk man im just saying words #this is a shitpost and has no further meaning to it /srs

[glorious-spoon]

i'm very picky about tv shows, but my pickiness has only an incidental relationship to whether or not a show is "good". it needs to scratch a particular itch in my brain at the right moment. do i know what the right moment is? no. do i know what the itch is? also no. i can be relied upon to get instantly bored of 85% of tv shows and then turn the remaining 15% into a central facet of my personality for 3-5 business months and even i am incapable of predicting which one it'll be ahead of time.

#least favorite genre of people are the ones who are like 'but how do you reconcile enjoying this thing with the fact that it's not good 🤨' #and like idk man aside from the fact that 'good' is not an immutable and universally agreed-upon descriptor #sometimes shit just makes my brain go brrr and i'm not interested in deconstructing it any further

[ashrayus]

rough night

#jason todd #dick grayson #jason todd fanart #dick grayson fanart #dc comics #dc #cant even lift his arm up fully iykwim #idk man just give me more h/c fics with them i need to read moree #my art

[adriles]

when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess

#book 22 #im verh drunk #hi #greatest hits #not really sure why this one resonated. are u all ok #is everyone just at the shiva #yall need to stop saying you arent gonna eat then in the tags #i love that a lot of you are getting beautiful things out of this #but some of yall need to know i wrote this while incredibly drunk #this isnt meant to be all that deep this is just shitty iliad posting #more comments like this is just judaism. surprise surprise im jewish #but again this isnt about sitting shiva #this is me drunk talking about the last 3 books of the iliad #idk what to tell u man