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#idk paolini had a lot of maturity problems in the book
someeragonmemes · 4 years
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I need the entire saga from Arya prospective, where Arya is just crying because Eragon ish baby. Eragon saves her from Durza: "this kiddo wants to hep, so precious". The twins test Eragon: "DO NOT. BULLY. THE BABY." Durza attacks: "protecc the smol one". Eragon gets a crush on her: "oh god feelings? No good with them. But also child wants to impress me I'm SOFT". Eragon brings her flowers: "local bean knows how to write AWWWWWWW. Also he cares about my feELINGS SO MUCH I'M CRYING"
But slowly she learns to respect him like: "bab- ERAGON is very strong" and she gets proud mama moments but she's tsundere and an elf so she won't show any of it
Eragon: Miss Arya I have feelings for you
Arya’s inner monologue: Not on my watch baby boy
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