#idk this is so cheesy and sappy but fuck it when do i feel good about myself yknow

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

I don't even CARE about Karkat but after seeing your endgame ships I absolutely need to hear your opinion on Karezi since..Kalliope (???) is so far out there. (We don't talk about Davekat)

LOL ok good i also don't want to talk about davekat

but yeah karezi... interesting! I don't mind it, i think it could work, but I kind of can't help but feel like they deserve better, y'know? (which is incidentally how i feel about davekat too, to a greater extent).

Like, i don't think they're BAD for each other, and before Terezi met Dave, she and karkat definitely had mutual crushes - karkat's most obviously, but eridan's "whoa, did she really say that, can you copy exactly what she said" about feferi is actually an echo of terezi's line about karkat. so, mutual flushed crushes: confirmed.

i guess what i mean by deserving better is just that, like... terezi deserves someone who thinks she's fucking hilarious, and is willing to play along with her little games. as much as she likes karkat's overblown reactions, he's not exactly a good sport, and that's not even getting into his mixed signals. Despite the two having interest in each other since at least the beginning of sgrub, by the time they're talking to the kids, Terezi's surprise when John jokes that Karkat said he was in love with her indicates that he's managed to send such mixed messages that she genuinely isn't sure how he feels about her, and he later berates his own past self on the meteor for the exact same, and of wanting her in every quadrant, his "spirited platonic contention" objectively construable as pitch flirting.

Meanwhile, on Karkat's end, he fucking loves romance. Cheesy, corny, sappy romance. Soul mates and destiny. If you want to understand Karkat, watch Serendipity, one of his favorite movies. My god. If he showed that to terezi she would never let him live it down.

He laments to Vriska that nobody listens to him talk about quadrant shit, even though it's incredibly fascinating to him. This is a lie; ERIDAN listens to him. But this means that Terezi doesn't, and neither have we ever seen them discussing it, so that's kind of what i mean by both of them deserving better? Terezi deserves someone who can play along with her jokes and mind games and karkat deserves someone who is interested in his quadrant discussions; she deserves someone who can put their whole ass into saying they dig her and he deserves someone who doesn't mind his vacillatory mixed signal nonsense. idk. i dont think they're bad for each other, i just think they can do better, lmao. again these opinions are just opinions and idfc what you (general you) ship

[tragedyuri]

i still have some pretty bad days but this year alone i got to start going to therapy, finally get the switch that ive put off getting for years, AND my mom finally let me have cats so yea i can feel pretty awful sometimes but teen me would be so happy that i got to tick off all those boxes :,)

#brie speaks #still insane to me that at 14 i was like okay i'll go to therapy and get help when i can fund it myself and that's exactly what happened #but back then i put it off solely bc i didnt want people to know that i needed help #and ive still got so many issues to sort out and boxes to tick off but like !!!!!! wtf look at me go??? #im literally crying rn bc of how much ive grown even in just like the last two years #and im so grateful to be here!!! #idk this is so cheesy and sappy but fuck it when do i feel good about myself yknow

[kimjoongs-main]

👁👁👅👁👁

#sorry gonna rant here for a sec bc AHHHH #pls dont read if you dont wanna see me be all disgusting and sappy bc that’s exactly what you’re abt to see #but for those who do wanna read: hi #so #for those who dont know i have a bf right yes okay #and tbh i was rlly rlly worried about my decision to go thru w our relationship for a couple reasons #or maybe just one long ass reason idk but aNYWAYS #i voiced my concerns to him bc i wanted to let him know right away before things became too serious #and we ended up talking the whole night about it #and i kinda wanted to cry because he was so ??? understanding about everything ??? #like okay it might not sound like a big deal to some of you but for me it was #i’ve only ever been in one other relationship and even tho the two of us ended it on a good note #we both realized and acknowledged why our relationship didnt work out #and ig i was just scared to make the same mistakes again with my current relationship #i never talked abt this w anyone else and he was the first person i told and the fact that he was so understanding and reassuring abt it #and he could tell i was getting super anxious abt it so he switched gears and started asking me all these fun and deep questions #and we just kept going back and forth getting to know more about each other #and the feeling of it is like #god this is gonna sound so fucking cheesy pls bear with me but yk how when you’re w your friends and you are just so #h a p p y #like you just feel so warm inside and outside and you feel like you’re on top of the world kind of happy??? #take that and multiply it by like...100 #this is probably the happiest i’ve been in such a long time #not to say that i wasnt happy before but this just feels different yk?? #idk maybe it’s the hopeless romantic in me talking but i !!! #im !! so !! happy !! #*screams into pillow* #okay i think im done hsjfjejdnsn #if you read this far hi i love you sm #dianne’s musings

[1kook]

A COLLECTION  [ updated: 8 . 23 . 21 ]

— STATUS ONGOING — NO REPOSTS — ASKS under #ncouple ! — Copyright © 2021, 1kook on tumblr

—NETFLIX & CHILL.

summary If you planned things right, you could rain down your raging displeasure on Jeon Jungkook right after the meal but before this proposed ‘Netflix and chilling,’ maybe dramatically throw your glass of wine at him, before storming out of his place and reporting him to the authorities (Namjoon) for his douchebag personality.  warnings smut in the forms of grinding, oral (f), cum eating, vanilla unprotected sex, dirty talk misc use of the oldest trick in the book (“your hands are sooo big”), shy oblivious AND gentleman jk? pick a struggle, brief ment of app developer kook, evil and conniving oc  word count 10.2k  posted june 12, 2020

—HULU & WOOHOO.

summary But there’s more important matters to attend to than Jungkook’s Jersey Shore boner. warnings slight feelings of insecurity, smut in the forms of fingering, cunnilingus, cum eating, squirting, hand jobs, unprotected sex, riding, slight praise kink  misc if you’re not a Jersey shore fan honestly GET OUT, mentions of capitalism😡, more kind/understanding kook, basically a “what are we?” fic but silly, irresponsible emailing habits, its so dumb just read word count 6.3k posted july 4, 2020

—IMAX & CLIMAX.

summary The occasional dark horse candidate among Barbie movie binges— Jungkook gets weirdly horny and fucks you to the tune of a classic Barbie movie soundtrack. warnings smut in the form of blowjobs, tit play, praise kink, standing sex, unprotected sex, reverse cowgirl (? kinda), daddy kink that morphs into ily kink misc  jk is an avid history channel viewer, jk hates Barbie movies ik we took an L today girls 😔, jk goes thru like 4 personality changes (commanding > soft > mean > in love), honestly idk what to tag it’s a mess, he’s still cheesy and romantic but also 👀 just read word count 9.8k posted august 5, 2020

—KISSANIME & FOREPLAY.

summary You get a glimpse of the KissAnime screen for a good two seconds before about seven ads pop up. Another tab to a raunchy hentai website opens, and Jungkook groans. warnings mentions of hentai, smut in the forms of cunnilingus, masturbation (f), oral (f), use of a sex toy, fingering, nipple play, face sitting/fucking/riding idk (f), praise kink, hints of dumbification, cum eating, jk is like passive aggressive in this one, 4 (f) orgasms, this is the kicker: sub kook at the end😳, like 2 sec of dom yn lol, & u get 0.002 sec of adams apple kink misc more dumb story lines, made up sex stores bc my creativity knows no bounds, Jungkook plays nice but is actually mean for the majority of it, once again doyeon plays a pivotal role in the furthering of women empowerment, internal love monologues about jk best boy<3 word count 8.2k posted september 1, 2020

—DISNEY+ & BUST.

summary There’s a pounding on your door a little past noon, so hard and rough, that you almost think it’s the police finally coming to catch you for all your years of illegally pirating Phineas and Ferb. It’s not. It’s just a really drunk boyfriend wailing for your forgiveness at the door.   warnings arguments, feelings of insecurity, bit of asshole jk, smut in the forms of humiliation, dumbification, choking, fingering, spit kink, self punishment (? idk lol), unprotected but [ passionate ] sex, jk losing his cool, the return of mean jk, desperate jk, he is actually an emotional mess in this one wtf misc angst, anniversaries, the L word😳, app developer kook, rip ‘pretty girl’ </3, we all become phineas and ferb stans word count 13k posted september 9, 2020

—ESPN & BDSM.

summary You would like to personally thank every loud-mouthed, ESPN commentator out there for saving you from Jungkook’s dangerous seduction skills.   warnings smut in the forms of brief femdom, handcuffs, nipple clamps, blindfolding, flogging/use of a riding crop, soft dom kook, cunnilingus, spitting, unprotected but passionate, degradation, as always it starts horny n then turns into I love u kink misc kook has a swollen ankle so idk how he did all this, jk abuses the fuck outta pet names part 7, revenge gone wrong tbh, this was honestly a beginner’s intro to vanilla bdsm word count 12.7k posted september 14, 2020

—YOUTUBE & USE LUBE.

summary You can’t believe this is Jungkook’s preferred sick day treatment; YouTube, cuddles, and an ugly amount of lube. warnings smut in the forms of nipple play, handjobs, spit kink, face riding, unprotected, flavored warming lube, riding, praise kink, soft femdom, missionary bc his eyes are pretty, tit sucking, tit fucking, more jk has an impreg kink, oh and this is all subby kook misc domesticity baby!! fluff, soft scenes /.\, jk is sick:((, doyeon is A Doctor, yn sees an opportunity and she grabs it, surprise ending <3 word count 8.7k   posted september 30, 2020

—VIKI & HICKEYS.

summary Just like in those Viki dramas Jungkook likes, the world around you is enveloped in shades of pink and red, kisses and hearts, so many goddamn roses it makes you sneeze. It’s absolutely perfect— nothing could possibly go wrong when there’s so much love in the air.   warnings a little hurt + a lot of comfort, mentions of cheating!villain!jin, insecure!kook, emotional breakdowns, mentions of jk’s lonely past, jk cries :( smut in the forms of making out, eating out, fingering, clit play, hickeys, jk likes cum, double orgasm, squirting, tiny praise kink, blindfolding, rough + unprotected sex, doggy style, choking!!!, breeding/impreg kink, JEALOUS KOOK, mini hand kink, a lil bit of spanking, degradation, he gets progressively meaner lol oc cries, jk is a good boy n I want him to be happy   misc there’s a lot of fuckin plot omfg -_-, it’s Valentine’s Eve!, doyeon makes Some Points, mentions of park seojoon juicy ass, they go on a d8 😳, oc like rlly wants to marry him, oc commits double phone homicide word count 16.3k posted january 14, 2021

—PEACOCK & SWEET TALK.

summary “I wanna watch Solange in Bring It On,” Jungkook smiles, and you have to wonder who exactly this blond man is and what he did with your teen-movie-hating boyfriend.   warnings smut in the forms of kissing, cunnilingus (eating out + fingering), light praise, a lil body worship, jk fat cawk, brief nipple play, playful jk, unprotected sex, riding and missionary, the jk hand kink, I love you kink, jk wants nudes, jk’s cheerleader fantasies mentioned, spit kink, light choking, jk has like a scent kink (?), mention of collars and pet play misc app developer jk becomes even MORE app developer-y, oc is anti-google, there's plot, a 2 year anniversary, Solange knowles appreciation, BLOND JK!!!, gets sappy for a sec, seahorse marriage mention, doyeon x joon side pairing, jk is disgustingly dreamy and oc is threatened by that fact word count 10.7k posted march 23, 2021

— CRUNCHYROLL & RAIL.

summary Never mind the fact you really like Sailor Moon, or that you really want to pay attention to every little detail; the moment becomes Jungkook and his big smile and his red cheeks and the tiny box he produces from within his pocket. warnings smut in the forms of making out, jk nipple play, some 69 action, cunnilingus, blowjobs, brief choking, jk trying his best to listen to oc but he doesn’t rlly :/, fingering, missionary bc his eyes are pretty, unprotected fuckin raw, its romantic but when is it not… misc fluffy and domestic <3, weekend getaway <3, the Big Question, shy jk, sailor moon supremacy, jk makes this big elaborate speech about the sun and moon, mentions of 240p YouTube quality word count 8.7k posted may 21, 2021

—FUNIMATION & PROCREATION.

summary Never mind your upcoming wedding, this was perhaps the greatest moment of your life— the day Jungkook sought out an anime on his own. warnings kissing, smut in the forms of cunnilingus, cum eating, mentions of anal, doggy style, unprotected sex with the intention of pregnancy, spitting, hand holding<3 misc the wedding night, Doyeon strikes again, jjk watches  jjk, oh no not twins word count 9.1k posted july 31, 2021

—BOOMERANG AND BANG. 

coming soon

—COOKIES & CREAM.

summary Jungkook will watch a thousand cheesy Christmas movies if it meant making you happy. (And maybe having his dick sucked.) warnings smut in the form of blowjobs, face fucking, cum facials, fingering, overstim, double orgasm, r*mantic sex, riding, unprotected, cream pies, jk does this weird thing where he licks her face yeah idk, jk loves seeing his gf cry, jk has an obsession with jizz   misc jk pov !!, eggnog slander, jk hates xmas movies, oc dresses like a sexy mrs claus, Elf !!, jk is in loooove word count 7.1k posted december 23, 2020

— TUTUS & TIARAS.

summary your first pregnancy through the lens of your husband warnings smut in the forms of penetrative sex, sex while pregnant, unprotected sex, tit play, cunnilingus, mutual masturbation, sticking the tip in and jacking off/cockwarming?, creampies, nose kink (? like she grinds against his nose), infatuation with scent, frottage/grinding, lactation kink, titluvr jk [bass boosted] misc married ncouple <3, domesticity, jk pov, mood swings, pregnancy, GIRLDAD!JK, DILF!JK, pregnant!reader, jk’s kids are virgos its true  word count 10k posted august 23, 2021

— one.

summary Maybe Jungkook wasn’t always as cool and composed as you initially believed. But that’s okay, because you love him all the same.  word count 1.3k posted September 10, 2020

—two.

summary Even after all these years, all these doubts, and all this solitude that was really no one’s fault but his own, he still finds himself hoping that maybe you’ll be the one. word count 1k posted september 11, 2020

—three.

summary But Jungkook loves the sun. word count 1.5k posted september 12th, 2020

—four.

summary For the last ten minutes or so his mind has been bothered by one thing and one thing only— the hair that hung in his face. word count 800 words posted september 22, 2020

—five.

summary Startled and inexperienced, he can’t do anything but rub his hands over your back. “It’s fine, it’s fine,” he murmurs, even though it’s not. word count 1.3k posted september 22, 2020

—six.

SUMMARY Jungkook enjoyed pushing you down, indulging you in all your little fantasies, but he too had some he wanted to live out. WC 1.8k POSTED september 25, 2020

—seven.

summary And lastly, Jungkook will bring it full circle by indulging you two in some good old fashion spooky sex where he nuts inside you because the only thing scarier than a scary movie is a pregnancy scare. It’s a perfect plan. word count 2k posted october 30, 2020

—eight.

summary You always do this— always ask for more. You take and you take until there’s nothing left for Jungkook to give. But Jungkook is the same.   word count 1.9k posted december 28, 2020

—nine.

summary “I think that, like— me and you? We’re like, totally destined,” you ramble, “you should, like, take my number! And maybe we can, like— Netflix and chill one of these days?” word count 2.2k posted january 8 2021

—ten.

summary See, there’s no one in this world who ignores his house rules more than you. Even worse, there’s no one on this planet who can make Jungkook ignore his own rules like you do. word count 1.4k posted february 14, 2021

—eleven.

summary You’re too bright, too… there. His shell is too small. word count 1.2k posted may 3, 2021

—twelve.

summary Anyway, if it was up to Jungkook, Kim Doyeon would not be a member of the Engagement Ring Committee. word count 1.4k posted may 8th, 2021

—thirteen.

summary Because for as much shit as you let him get away with, Jungkook is certain you’ll draw the line today.   word count 1k posted june 13, 2021

—fourteen.

summary Jungkook needs you to know that you can always count on him. word count 1.3k posted july 6, 2021

—fifteen.

summary It’s Jungkook’s teenage fantasy— being pushed down by a cheerleader. word count 3.1k posted august 9, 2021

— sixteen.

summary Your skin is warm and smells like sunshine. Jungkook can’t really explain it. (And also like the sunscreen you had doused him in earlier, but that isn’t as romantic.) word count 1.9K posted august 11, 2021

—seventeen.

summary She looks his way and suddenly Jungkook is nineteen again, in his dorm, listening to the first person he ever thought he loved telling him he’s too much to handle. word count 1.6k posted august 18, 2021

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[alltoowell-taylorsversion]

Album a day (but not really) 5/365

(Un)commentary - Alec Benjamin

1. Dopamine Addict- it has a nice beat that is similar to a how a lot of his other songs are produced. I really like the verses and how they are calmer than the chorus “It’s as if I have self esteem again it’s as if I’m starting to heal” 7/10

2. Hammers - starts off really calm which is nice. I think the metaphor with the hammers in the chorus is so underdeveloped like it just seems cheesy. 2/10

3. The Way You Felt - I like this one. Love the melodies and this song actually puts you more into the story “and tell me that you love me when you knew it was a lie I was heading for Kentucky” 7/10

4. Speakers - I’m unsure if this one. Idk if it’s good or just cheesy and a more sappy version of Stereo Hearts 4/10

5. Hill I Will I Die On - In context of the song with the verses detailing various battles people have during their life or how people fight idk if the chorus “this is the hill I will die on” makes sense because he’s not saying that he’s fighting for or standing up for anything. It’s like a repeat of Alamo but that actually has a message so this kinda misses. I think it’s also a try to give (in)commentary about social problems but it kinda fails. 5/10

6. Hipocrite - Basically boils down to everything that rich people say is lies that they don’t believe. I think this is a pretty good song and fits well under the album name because it’s basically social commentary. 8/10

7. Nancy Got A Haircut - How society picks apart famous figures for what they look like/ how they present themselves and everyone wants to be them but no one wants to be treated like them. Another song that actually gives commentary 7/10

8. Nuance - this is about losing you innocence as you grow up and becoming more pessimistic. I don’t really like the chorus/ how this song is produced 3/10

9. Devil Doesn’t Bargain - This is reminiscent of Jesus in LA and I like it. 6/10

10. Deniro - wanting to be the main character. I don’t really like the production of this song 5/10

11. Older - I like this song 8/10

13. One Wrong Turn - This song is perfect. Production, lyrics, melody just fucking perfect. It leaves you on a good note for the album “something funny that I’ve found is just how quickly worlds burn down” 10/10

5/10: Overall it’s a decent album, but in some of the tracks I think Alec Benjamin is trying to hard to make them mean something. Like a lot of the words used or how metaphors are written don’t seem like this is art that just flowed, it seems forced. Songs were needed about different facets of society to fit the album name so they were created, but they aren’t very good. Hammers which is about choosing what to do with what you have (hurt or help) is just terribly cheesy. But it was out on the album because it has a commentary on society, when a different song (or no song) could’ve taken its place. In a lot of places on the album the writing feels forced and just doesn’t sound good, and for a lot of the album the way it sounds instrumentally/ production wise saves it.

#an album a day #album review #alec benjamin #(un)commentary

[solaeter]

hello op! this is my first time requesting something. I hope I don't fuck it up.

I'm Miley, and my favorite emoji is ✨ (so I can be sarcastic on text lol) I also like going 🖐️😔 at almost everything

I hope I'm doing this right

I think I'm straight, but you could say bicurious. I'm brown, like Asian brown, i wear glasses :) I'm 5'6 in height, people tell me I have nice fingers idk why lol

I have a lil acne :( but I don't care much about it lol it izz what it izz

My love language is physical touch hehe followed by words of affirmation :) *touch starved since 2020 *

I am an ESTP, an April Aries 🌝 I think I'm an ambivert. I like people and talking to ones I share interests with. I can be shy sometimes... I have been told I am very loud and "savage" lol

Umm about sexual preferences I can say I took the test 🌝 and turns out I'm 100% switch followed by degradee and experimentalist. I think that says everything lol

I hate liars, slow walkers, mangoes, whiners, scary movies (yes.), Karens and sappy couples. I love memes, cake, anime, manga, twitter and painting. I love alternative rock and indie pop music.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE AND IT SCARES ME lol I study science and chemistry goes over my head T_T

I want someone to be honest with me? Keep it real? and not bore me out. Unpredictable? Idk myself. I don't believe in soulmate au, I think both sides must put on effort to make a relationship work.

I think wearing eyeliner gives me confidence, it makes me feel good about myself. I like it when I'm able talk to people and hear their thoughts.

As you can tell I use *lol and memes as a coping mechanism.

I am really hoping this is ok. It's 2 am and I cannot think straight but it was nice writing this out lol

Hope you have a good day ahead! Drink water and be safe byeee love you

Jujutsu Kaisen Matchup Event | CLOSED

Thank you so much for participating!!! Oh my goodness this took me soo long cause of endless distractions and irl things 😫. Pls forgive me and thanks again!! 💕💕

Out of everyone in Jujutsu Kaisen, I pair you with..

First off, congratulations on getting the legend himself to settle down! Secondly, mere height difference will have Gojo either teasing you or using you as a personal armrest. Plus he finds it insanely adorable cause you're just so fuckin cute and he just cannot 🥺. This bastard will steal your glasses and look into them before giving them back. Or he'll trade you his just so you can see the pitch black view he can only see out of. If you question him about it, he'll make some type of witty remark just to boost his own ego. Gojo will shower you with compliments, ranging from sweet to down right lewd. It just depends on his mood at that moment. Plus he cannot go without commenting about your gorgeous, beautiful and perfect figure. He’s also the one to compliment your makeup, especially how it makes your eyes pop. Honey, you have him wrapped around your finger. 

From the moment you two started dating, Satoru was all over you. He thrives off affection and touch just as much as you, if not more. He will always have a hand on you, whether it be locked with yours or resting on the small of your back. He just has to have his hands on you, but if you need space or something, he will pout but listen. Maybe not for long of course 🙄. Satoru is good with words, easily swaying anyone [except other women, pls honey he’s lucky to have you] so he'll have you covered anytime you need some type of affirmation. Just be sure to do the same for him, even though he's almighty and "the strongest" as he would say, sometimes he needs an extra push to keep his head in the right place.

Satoru really enjoys how you can be shy one moment then delivering a savage burn that has him mentally thanking the heavens it wasn't pointed at him. Though let's be honest, he'd be the main target of your sassy remarks. The dude has them coming but he just loves it so much that sometimes he pokes at you just to see what you'll do. Now on the days your social battery runs out and you're more to yourself, Satoru will take the reigns and do your talking, cause let's be honest again, the dude doesn't know how to stfu when he gets going 🙄.

Satoru likes to keep things fresh. He’s a try anything once type of man, so he’ll willingly embrace the fact you’re a switch. The view he has when you’re on top of him, chefs kiss. Plus he’ll degrade you as if it were second nature. I won’t say anymore to keep this sfw lol, but Satoru can’t get enough of you. 

Did someone say cake? Satoru’s sweet tooth is almost unparalleled and whenever you have a craving for something, he’s quick to offer suggestions. He appreciates your interests and may or may not exploit some of your dislikes just to rile you up. Like putting on a scary movie one night just to have you closer even if it means possibly getting into trouble 😌. He’ll also walk slowly in front of you just to hear you complain, it humors him. Satoru is a bastard and he knows it, especially when you probably smack him on the back and stalk ahead. Good lord it gets him rolling. Satoru is also the one to follow all the recent trends and memes, probably even somehow has a pretty popular twitter account full of shitposting and dumb selfies. So he’ll be right there beside you cackling at memes or mocking ‘Karens’ in his typical dramatic fashion 🙄.

Dreams for the future are nice and all, but Satoru doesn’t mind if you’re unsure. Life is about living and not being shackled by shit. He’d say to live day by day and if someone can’t accept that, well kindly fuck them 🥱. Don’t ask him for help with anything science related, the man will just 😶.

Satoru is a very honest individual, so he’ll always be up front with you. Even if it might be offensive, he'll try to soften the blow with a cheesy smile and some type of apology. There’s never a dull moment with the strongest sorcerer. He will keep you on your toes for sure, he’s like a man child until he has to be serious. I believe Satoru doesn’t believe in soul mates either, he wasn’t one for love until you came around anyways. Falling for you was a slap to the face, but a good one. 

#first ✨ matchup #✨ #jjk #100 follower event #jujutsu kaisen matchups #jjk matchup #jujutsu kaisen gojo #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #jujutsu kaisen gojo satoru #jjk gojo satoru #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen imagine #jjk imagines #jujutsu kaisen headcanons #jjk headcanons

[interstellix]

to those who made my 2020 a little better,

i just wanted to let each one of you know that you mean tons to me and that you truly have, in one way or another, made this year better. i’ll be honest, 2020 was just not it for me, a whole lot of shit happened and i’ve had countless of days where i’ve been too tired in ways i can’t explain. at the same time though, good things have happened as well, one of them being the people i’ve met on tumblr; some of you i’ve been friends with since before, some of you i got to know this year and some of you even very very recently. still, i can’t thank these people enough because they’ve all been part of making this year less shitty than it would’ve been otherwise. thus, i wanted to at least let the mentioned ones know that they’re the ones part of that

now, i’m really not good with words, and i absolutely Hate being sappy, yet that’s exactly what i’m being here fjkdfk. i’m deadass out here cringing at my own words but please bear with me this one time LMAOO.

tldr; ily and u’re all v v precious people to me

@ohmyhao i don't think i'll ever be able to explain just how precious you are to me, no joke :( i'm almost 100% you're the one who's been sticking around my blog(s) since the very start and i want you to know that, even if we don't talk as often, i'm grateful for each and every day knowing i deadass have someoone like you around. i mean, i'll be honest, i still question your choice of favorite haikyuu characters because oi🤮kawa bUT!! i'll forgive you bc!! you're literally among the cutest people i've ever come across (don't even think of arguing with me this time), you're no joke one of the reasons i continued staying on tumblr and getting to know you is something i'll always feel blessed over 🥰

@kachulein LOL OK i could go on for hours and hours here, mostly because of how many and all the different things we talk about stuff that just shouldn't see the light of the world included. talking to you is something that never fails to make me feel happy but also incredibly at ease; i really, really want you to know that something i’m incredibly grateful for is how i’m comfortable enough with you to be able to talk about things i otherwise just can’t :( aside from that, listen, 99% of our conversation have me wheezing my throat off, like it can get weird af but it still has me laughing. something else i’m really happy is when you put in your two cents in our conversation, i’ve said it before but as someone who struggles with seeing things from more than one perspective, i really admire hearing about your own! all in all, i love you tons and tons, you’re an incredible person through and through and i truly appreciate the time i get to talk to you!

@starryarles i don’t think i tell you this enough but?? mae?? i literally love you so much, legit l-o-mae-l??? i still laugh my ass of looking back at the time you found my other blog and i had to guess which one of my mutuals you were LMAOO listen the panic fjijfkjk. anyway, i absolutely adore every message, ask and comment i receive from you, no joke i always get really happy from each one of them and tbh?? during that long period of time we didn’t talk i genuinely thought you hated me or something HAHAH. turns out that that was not true at all or so i hope and not to sound like a sap but i’m deadass overjoyed that we started talking again. and really, you’re way, way too supportive, i literally don’t deserve how much love i’ve received from you even but please know that i’m grateful for every bit of it and that i love you stupid much and hope we can have another good year together :’)

@milkteandhan you?? are also?? one of the few who have been dealing with my ass literally from the very start?? because i seriously can’t remember having been on tumblr without you around?? BUT ALSO YOU LITTLE SHIT IDGI you bully me to the ends of the fucking world but for some reason?? i still love you?? >:(( ok but jokes aside, i really do love you a lot, i mean i love you as much as you make me suffer and that? that’s a lot :) you drop by my inbox with either the cutest/funniest message or pictures that make me wanna dig my grave but either way, they always make me smile like a fucking moron and listen LISTEN. i really wanna explain to you how much you mean to me but idk where to start bc i can’t. literally just can’t. find the words for that. but all i can say is that meeting you is something i’ll thank any and every damn god out there for and i’m not even religious, like at all fjkdjfkd so yeah. mwah

@astronomlns my god you bitch you bully me almost on the daily and then you?? have the audacity to deny it?? but! that said, i don’t mind lol. one of my biggest regret what goes my “”online-life”” is the awfully long time we didn’t talk but that’s also why i’m mad happy that we actually do now, almost every day even. i’ve already said this before but have the friendly reminder that you’re among the few that i feel really safe when talking. we’ve also pointed out this before but it’s almost been two whole years since we became friends and i hope you can stick with my shit for another whole year. again, you bully me a lot, but i still love you a whole damn lot, never forget that

@lixchannie i’ll be flat out honest, idk what the hell i’m supposed to say here. despite all bullshit that has happened you’ve been there with me this entire, entire time ever since we became friends and i don’t think i’ll ever be able to explain how thankful i am for that. we don’t talk every day and imy when we don’t lmao but tbh i’m fine with that because i’m genuinely glad knowing that i even get to have someone like you in my life. so yeah don’t leave me bc i’ll deadass hunt you to the end of the world

the rest of the “”kin-gang”” like some like to call it @bubbleskz @berryyyyyy @skzbbie we don’t talk as often, v v rarely actually but i want y’all to know that i don’t appreciate and love you any less than i did before we started somewhat losing touch. i don’t like sounding cheesy and shit fjkfkds but let it slide this time, the times we do talk are times i treasure more than i can explain, deadass. i feel like i don’t tell you this enough but you guys are better friends than i could ever ask for. again, we don’t talk as much, but 2020 would’ve sucked a thousand times more if we didn’t talk a lot, so thank you tons for being part of it and i hope you’ll be there for 2021 too :’)

@soulkhunscompass LISTEN. listen. i’ll say it, i’ll just fucking say it: i don’t deserve you at fucking all :///// you’re way too sweet to me, talking to you always makes me smile and laugh, esp when you promise making me food one day ffjdkfjkds. but somehow?? at the same time, and idk how you do it, but somehow SOMEHOW you never fail to make me feel appreciated whenever you tell me sweet ass things. ‘in return’, never forget that both that and you are something i appreciate way way more k >:( and also >:(( never forget that i love you so much, literally more than i love how the corner of felix’s eyes crinkle up whenever he smiles and that’s,,, that’s a damn lot tbh 👉👈

@chwe-yeeun honestly i’m lowkey sobbing while writing this. you’re one of those i only got to know this year, in fact just a few months ago but nonetheless, you’re still one of those i treasure a whole damn lot. like you said, you love making me suffer with pretty boys, it hurts but it’s still funny lmao, i appreciate but also feel bad whenever you have to deal with my bullshit whenever i come crying to you over eric those pretty boys, aNd ThE tImEs yOu SeNd ThAt CuTe HuG?? i return them all, like fr take my heart i don’t need it, it’s your for the taking like literally fuck it. moral of the story, i love you tons and thank you for being there with and for me :’)

@riskyrenjun i might as well start off and say that i fucking screeched when i saw you in my notifs and mention my content on your blog bc?? the queen herself?? noticed me?? wtf?? and i’ll be honest, i’ve been following you for a good while and for the longest time ever i wanted to hit you up bc you’ve literally always seemed so precious sO?? dO YOU EVEN KNOW??? hoW hAPPY i am?? that we actually?? are friends?? i’ve done nothing to deserve that but here we are fjkflkd. i saw your end-of-the-year post, i’m sorry i haven’t responded to it and that i’ve been so shit at talking lately, but i promise i’ll try to get better at it lmao so!!! i hope you’ll still stick around with me at that point because i can be really fucking damn annoying 🥺 long story short pray for a good 2021 bc you’ll probably regret ever even wanting to talk to me once we’ve become closer lol <3

there are a few other friends and mutuals i wanna include here; i don’t talk as much with some of y’all, others are people i’m still getting to know but nevertheless, i want you to know that meeting each one of you here on this hellsite is a blessing in itself and that it’s one of the things i’m happy 2020 has actually given me :’)

@0325-4419 @marculees @jwisungchan @stealerz @ciiikb @zoey-angel-istaeminsbitchnow @yangles @violethhj @littlefallenrebel  

alllso to dear dc servers: @planteii @joey-yellow-county @sakura-writes-stuff @bound-writings @koukounuts @classicalsylph  the rest of the server bc i’m struggling really hard to find them // @crimsoncitrus @everythingsinred and the rest of that server because again i’m struggling to find the url to the rest fjdkfkd; i’m not particularly active in neither but i still want you to know that i’m very grateful for being able to be part of two v v warm and welcoming servers, so thank you for that 🥺

#FUCk this got longer than i thought fjfjld

[maerenee930]

#7 Klaus Nathan Billy

aah!! i love this! thank you for asking this! 🥰🖤

7.) go to a wedding with, go to a party with, go to a museum with? (apologies in advance for my long ass answers lol)

- i honestly would love to go a wedding with wedding Nathan 😅 like i know he wouldn’t be all that serious and would possibly try to flirt with other people there, but it would be so great to see him get all dressed up and then i have a feeling he might get a little sappy during the ceremony and being able to see a bit of that side when he’s sure no one would notice that he let that facade down for a moment would be too perfect! and then going to the reception with him would be so much fun! he would dance like an idiot and wanna show me off on the dance floor, wouldn’t want to but would totally slow dance with me if i asked him to and he would be so gentle and sweet even if he’s not the best dancer, it would just be so worth it cause he did it for me 🥺 i feel like at some point before inevitably getting drunk and a bit high, he’d have a moment with me between dances, getting drinks or while taking a break after dancing, he’d talk with me about what i’d want at my wedding or how i would do certain things at the reception and then make a comment about how he would love to have that with me 🥺 and honestly at some point after suggesting it quite a few times to me before the ceremony, Nathan would finally convince me to sneak away for a bit to have a quickie 😏😂 it might even happen before the reception, while we’re at the reception and if he’s not too drunk or high, it would probably happen when we’d get home from the reception lol. but honestly it would be so much fun going to a wedding with him! 🖤

- so depending on your definition of a party, i would wanna go to a party with Klaus 💙 getting ready to go to a party would be so much fun because Klaus would help me pick out my outfit, help me with my hair and makeup and idk it would just be perfect 🥰 and at family get togethers or like nye parties or parties with friends, at times i tend to feel really isolated and alone. but also really uncomfortable around big groups of people and talking or interacting with a lot of people. (even if it’s people i know pretty well) i feel like Klaus would totally understand my anxiety and help me keep myself distracted and would make sure i’m doing alright during the party 🥺 and going to the party would be a good distraction for them if they were having a tough day or week. and while he would have all eyes on him, i honestly feel that their eyes would only be on me 🥺🖤 like they would maybe playfully flirt with people but then would take a moment to and make a point to show me and reassure me that there’s no one else they’d rather be here with than me 💙 or she would help me get out of my comfort zone and talk with people (only cause she’s with me, tbh. lol) and i feel like at certain points Klaus would just give me this sweet and loving look and then tell me that they love watching me enjoying myself and to see me so comfortable and relaxed in an environment that is very triggering/anxiety inducing for me and that he’s so proud of me for pushing through the anxiety end so glad that i’m there with her 🥺💖 or if there was music on, he’d make me dance with him even if it wasn’t that kind of party 😂 she’d sing loudly with me and just it would be so much fun! also, i really believe that Klaus would absolutely suggest helping me take my mind off of my anxiety either before, right as we got to or while we’re at the party, and take me somewhere where we can maybe have a joint and/or a quickie as well and they would want to help make me feel relaxed and good 😅 also, klaus would love to show his partner off at a party! i whole heartedly believe that Klaus would make any partner they are truly serious with, feel so special and loved and would do anything to help them they way their partner will help her. and as an introvert (and kind of an introverted-extrovert lol) Klaus would be the best person to go to a party 🥺💙 - and i would absolutely love to go to a museum with Billy! ☺️ not that it wouldn’t be fun going with either Klaus or Nathan cause it would and we could get into all kinds of shenanigans 😂 but i feel like Billy could find a balance of taking the time to talk to me about the stuff he knows, take me to something he thinks i would like and be goofy with me if he could tell i was getting a bit antsy or bored (thank you ADD 🙃) and it was just be so sweet and such a fun day 🥺 like he wouldn’t like mansplain anything while talking about any of the exhibits. but he would explain it in a way that he knows would hold my attention and would show me why and how he sees the beauty in it 🥺 i truly feel that he would absolutely make that cute cheesy remark that his favorite piece of art to look at is me 🥺😅 and it would be so damn cute and really melt my fucking heart 🥺 lol. and then idk i’m sure as a thank you for being so patient with him for going to a museum for him when we got back home, he’d take me to the bed room and tell me he wants to take a closer look at all of his favorite piece of art and well, i’m sure you can figure out how things would progress and where things would go from there... 😉😅 but yeah, Billy would absolutely be the person to go to a museum with ☺️💙 (also, i don’t hate going to museums! i just have to be in a very specific mood to actually want to go lol. unless it was for a s/o and that’s something they truly want to do or love to do. i would go for them 😅 it’s just tough when you have a short attention span lol.) — thank you so much again for asking this! and again, i’m sorry my answers are so long lol

#ask game #ask mae #alternative fmk #billy delaney #nathan young #klaus hargreeves #rozzymikes #maerenee930

[drunklander]

Drunj!Der Yells About Outlander

Thoughts on Ep. 501

We’re back again for another season of men never having to demonstrate any personal growth on screen because the writers don’t feel like that’s important to show and instead force the audience to just forget everything that previously happened because look! The characters, who aren’t real and are just what we write them to be, are all cool now so why aren’t you? #BadFans

As a standalone episode/series premiere of a new show, this episode was really good! I enjoyed it a lot, with some obvious exceptions. As the season five premiere of a show with a long history? What the actual fuck, why do you keep doing this, writers?

In season one, Jamie beats Claire, never actually apologizes for it, and we’re expected to be like oh lol it’s cool now. No worries.

In season two, Jamie takes his pants off with some prostitutes while his pregnant wife is at home, blames it on his “mission,” and we’re expected to be like oh lol it’s cool now. No worries.

In season three, Jamie is an asshole and a half to Claire when she gives up literally everything (including their daughter) to come find him and knowingly marries the woman who tried to have Claire killed because of one dance with random children at a holiday party, and we’re expected to be like oh lol it’s cool now. No worries.

In season four, Roger is a rancid garbage heap to Bree all season and is only begrudgingly down to stay with her as if *he’s* the one who’s been wronged by her, and Jamie literally sends a guy into what he thinks is like certain death/slavery without getting any real information, and we’re expected to be like oh lol it’s cool now. No worries.

So watching this premiere, I was not at all shocked that there was a convenient time jump where everything was so handily worked out off screen and we’re all super cool now, and Jamie thinking Roger isn’t good enough for Bree is played for a joke instead of being THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH. #BreeDeservesBetter

Anywho, onward under the cut because I’m back on my drunken bullshit.

Ooo, a rape warning before the episode, starting off very on brand for you I see, show.

Fuck them very much, again, for including that very unnecessary story line in the first place.

I miss Scotland, y’all. Also, young Murtz can get ittt.

So can old Murtz.

#TeamMurtz

This bit though with wee Jamie made me feel feelings. Jamie and Murtagh’s relationship is literally one of my favorite parts of this whole damn show and saving Murtagh was the best adaptive choice these fuckwads made.

Unpopular opinion alert, but I actually really like the new credits music. I will always like season one’s the best, but this one is up there.

Also, am I a giant weirdo for being happy that even though they change stuff in the credits all the time, they keep in the shot of Claire’s legs running from the pilot? Idk why, but I’m like sentimentally attached to that shot.

Also, that is a fucking microscope I see in the credits, are we gettING SCIENCE!JIZZ?!??!?!?!

SCIENCE!JIZZ! SCIENCE!JIZZ! SCIENCE!JIZZ!

“Careful, or ye’ll lose yer head.” And we’d all be definitely super sad if that happened. Yep, can’t have that. #TeamCutthroatRazor

Jamie threateningly shaving and insulting Roger is the fandom minus the stans who for some inconceivable reason still like that fucker.

Seriously, fuck Roger. Jamie is apparently the only one who hasn’t gotten amnesia about how terrible he is. I guess it’s because Jamie has been really fucking terrible many times and like recognizes like.

I fucking love that Murtz made Bree’s ring. Makes it more meaningful than the random trinket Roger picks up at the Gathering Without End in the book. Like Claire’s Lallybroch key ring was more meaningful than the book!ring. Fuck the show for ditching the Lallybroch key ring because tHe BoOk RiNg Is WhAt FaNs LiKe. No. Stop. Bad choice.

The aerial shot going over the big house makes me hopeful that this season won’t be as fucking claustrophobic as last year. Because seriously, we can all tell you’re still in Scotland. Doing a whole season in basically closeups doesn’t make it seem any more North Carolina-y.

CLAIRE MAKING BREE’S DRESS AND GETTING TO BE THERE FOR HER DAUGHTER’S WEDDING WHEN SHE DIDN’T THINK SHE’D BE ABLE TO GIVES ME ALL THE FEELINGS! CLAIRE DESERVES ALL THE GOOD THINGS! I JUST LOVE CLAIRE A LOT OK! SORRY NOT AT ALL EVER FUCKING SORRY! #BeauchampBrigade5Eva

Bree’s dress is fucking gorgeous. I lowkey like it better than Claire’s.

Da!Jamie on his something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue quest is fucking adorable. He also never thought he’d get to see this one of his kids’ wedding so yay for him too.

“And we’re giving her away to a man who loves her.” “Oh.” “What? You doubt his love?” “Um, I’m sorry, did you SEE all last season?! Did everyone else get amnesia?!”

Also, bullshit about Roger being terrible aside, this right here, with Jamie and Claire actually talking to each other in an adorable and snuggly way. Like being all close and cuddly and shit. THIS IS MY SHIT. When we all bitch about wanting more Jamie and Claire couple stuff and the writers are all like “but the sex doesn’t advance the story” it’s like no you fuckwits, we don’t always mean sex! Sometimes we mean sex, because sex is important in their relationship (and sex does not necessarily equal nudity), but most of the time we mean SHOW US THAT THESE PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER WITH THE SMALL CUTE STUFF LIKE THIS! I’m *rull* curious to see how much more of stuff like this we get this season now that Balfe and Heughan are producers. Balfe especially, considering how dirty they did Claire last season...

DA!JAMIE AND ANOTHER OF HIS KIDDOS! Da!Jamie being sappy and sentimental at his kids’ weddings is 100% my jam.

HIS FACE WHEN BREE SAYS JE SUIS PREST MAKES ME FEEL ALL THE FEELINGSSS.

MOM AND DAD ARE AT THEIR LIL GIRL’S WEDDING AND MY SKIN IS CLEAR AND MY CROPS ARE THRIVING. Except that one weed over there in the groom’s place that just won’t go away.

I am so fucking glad they did away with the Gathering Without End. I swear to fuck 17% of a book that’s just like camping and periods and breast milk is aggressively not my jam.

Unfortunately the groom being a douchenozzle is not a legal reason to object to a wedding. But it really should be.

Fersali being all snuggly and cute during the vows is fucking precious. I love Fersali. Protect Fersali at all costs.

I’m ok with playing Jamie and Claire’s music over Bree and Roger’s wedding because like, this is the culmination of all the shit that Jamie and Claire went through together and I’m all for making stuff just about them, haha. But otherwise, weird choice to not give Bree and Roger their own theme?

Also, I get that it’s a better choice to have a character we already know and have established stakes with be here to do the red coat stuff, but loool at the thought of the fucking governor coming to this random backcountry wedding. Tryon, buddy, I get that Murtz is your white whale, but you look obsessed in a bad way, bruh.

GERMAIN!!! I FUCKING LOVE GERMAIN! I FUCKING LOVE THAT JAMIE TALKS SHIT ABOUT PRESBYTERIANS TO GERMAIN! GIVE ME ALL THE SASSY SMOLS!

“Some of us like to think before we act.” Oh fuck all the way off, Roger. ALL THE WAY OFF.

“There was me thinking that you were just trying to shut me up for a minute.” I mean, that was an added bonus, Rog.

Sophie has really gotten so much better at acting. She’s always such a goddamn delight on press tours and I’m like *rull* glad to see her growing into the role.

Lizzo/Flute Lady from the Wedding Band 2020

I 100% wanna chill with JQM and Fersali. This squad of cool kids seems aggressively more fun than the dancers.

Oh Isiah Morton. If only you could keep it in your pants.

I LOVE FERGUS WITH MY WHOLE HEART.

I LOVE MARSALI POSSIBLY EVEN MORE.

GODDAMN IT I JUST LOVE FERSALI SO FUCKING HARD.

Seriously, the sass and theatricality and sarcasm of Marsali Fraser. I stan. I fucking stan.

Also I 100% kept reciting “To sit in solemn silence...” through that whole scene. Once a theater kid, always a theater kid.

Don’t be a buzzkill, LJG. I love that posh nerd. Except when he’s being a fucking creeper about Jamie to Claire.

“Mistress, can I dance with the guy I thought raped you because he was such a twatwaffle?” “Sure, Lizzie, go for it! Because we’re all friends now.”

We’re just leaning in on the dad stuff this episode. The hot dads of Riverdale should form a gang with the hot dads of the Ridge just for kicks.

Obligatory fuck the writers for including Bree’s rape. Since they did though, good on them for showing her PTSD. Although fuck them for including such a graphic flashback. Much like the choices they made in the season one finale, it centers the rapist and the act more than the survivor.

Can this please be the only Fred reference this season? Also love to lightly joke about an emotionally abusive asshole who treated Claire like shit and used Bree as a weapon against her. Claire, being the bigger person she’s always been, will obvs not speak ill of Fred to Bree (unlike how Freddy boy undermined Claire in front of Bree), but Bree is now aware of just how shitty Fred was. Even if he wasn’t overtly shitty to her, her still being all lovey about him, knowing what he did to her mother, is lowkey super fucked up. “Well I know he was shitty to other people, but he never did anything to me” is never a good look.

Bree hugging Jemmy, oh man, I just wanna give her a hug and tell her everything’s gonna be ok.

Jocasta is still trash (there’s no such thing as a benevolent slave owner) but this Murcasta scene is a goddamn delight.

OK BUT NOW I NEED FAN ART OF MURTZ AS A FAIRY KING!

Roger singing to Bree is cute and all, but then using the music for the whole montage is cheesy af and I don’t think I like it.

Is that Arch and Murdina I spy there in the crowd?

Marsali is literally the most fertile woman in the Colonies.

Grannie and Granda trying to get it on veryyy quietly so they don’t wake Jemmy is fucking adorable as shit and I lowkey love it.

Awww, poor LJG. I ship Lord John with someone who actually loves him.

Ok I get Murcasta having to break up because of his regulator stuff, randomly introducing Duncan Innes is a fucking weird choice.

Maria Doyle Kennedy really was the fucking perfect casting choice.

Oh hey, Josiah Beardsley. I was hoping they’d cut out the whole thing with the Beardsleys and Lizzie, but honestly, I’ll take that silliness over Emo!Roger any day.

Good on Jocasta for being a clever MacKenzie, but fuck Roger for only doing the right thing when he’s insulted into it. TL;DR: Fuck Roger.

Is Gerald Forbes going to randomly turn into Neil Forbes at some point like he does in the book?

DOCTOR CLAIRE FOR THE WIN GIVE ME ALL THE DOCTOR CLAIRE.

Srsly, I am here for Jamie shitting on Roger at literally every opportunity. Preach, Jamie. Preach.

“I’ll leave you to yer patients. And to wage war with your wee invisible beasties.” Seriously though, this is my jam. This playful banter. For so much of the series, it’s been like do these two even like each other? Because the writers kept trying to make the show into something it wasn’t. Politics, war, characterization flipflops and assholery FoR tHe DrAmA. It was so hard to see why Claire would ever pick this guy. I’m very cautiously optimistic that more shit like this will be peppered in this year because dammit, this is why we’re all fucking here.

“Then ye must find yerself a lieutenant.” Can it be Marsali? Please? Can Marsali be Claire’s lieutenant?! Because cutting the whole Malva bullshit would be ideal. And Fersali gets so sidelined in the later books that I’d fucking LOVE the writers to make changes so they can be more centered with the rest of the fam. And I am fucking obsessed with Claire and Marsali’s relationship. Marsali is the most Claire Jr. character in this whole damn show and I WANT THEM TOGETHER IN FRONT OF MY EYEBALLS.

Roger pricks his index finger but smudges the blood on Jemmy’s head with his thumb. Not the takeaway of this scene at all. But since I don’t like Roger, that’s my bullet for it.

Also I love that they switched the whole raise a militia thing to a hunt for Murtz & Squad rather than needing to do it because some randos are somewhere doing a thing and then lol jk they left so you can all go home like it is in the book.

Totally called it that they were going to combine the two bonfires and that this was when the kilt was gonna make its triumphant return.

Also I fucking love that it’s the music from Je Suis Prest during the scene when Jamie puts his kilt back on.

And thank fuck they didn’t put any dialogue/voiceover in this scene when Claire sees Jamie. It’s so much more powerful without it.

Aaand we’re burning a cross. At least they were smart enough not to burn a Roman cross, but they’re still burning a cross instead of just doing a bonfire. The scene could be just as powerful had it been adapted to not have a burning cross. Fuck them, tbh.

Remember that time that fuckwit Roberts tried to be like oh we’re not *really* burning a cross so we’re not racist but we’re not gonna address it directly because lol out fanbase is fucking wicked conservative and also a fucking cult who will yell at us for changing anything.

Because seriously that twatwaffle really tried to pretend like a celtic cross isn’t a religious symbol so they’re not having a KKK rally in this white supremacist hellscape. FUCK THAT GUY FOR BOTH HIS SHITTY DECISIONS AND ALSO FOR ACTING LIKE WE’RE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS.

BuT hIsToRy AnD tHe BoOk! Fuck that. Do. Not. Burn. Crosses. But they showed a lynching last year for the sole purpose of showing the shocked white people, so of course they fucking burned a cross.

Jamie being both himself and Colum from the Gathering in season one at the same time is a fucking sight to see.

The look on Knox’s face is *chef’s kiss*. Bruh you don’t even *know* who you’re dealing with.

Aaand in a move that is not at all shocking, Roger hesitates *again*, when Jamie extends his hand to him. Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, that guy. I get that he’s untrained and scared or whatever, but buddy you deal with that shit tomorrow. You don’t fucking leave Jamie hanging when he’s doing this big theatrical thing in an effort to fucking save his land and tenants. Ugh.

FERGUS, SON OF HIS NAME AND HIS HEART! Jamie and Claire’s first kid getting the props he fucking deserves. ILY SO MUCH FERGS!

Marsali’s face when Fergus goes to give his oath. Just the pride and love there. I JUST LOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH OK.

I appreciate the commitment to the shitty green screen of that titular Ridge, haha.

That is a *rull* phallic rock in your circle, Murtz.

BUT...ALWAYS TAKE A MURTAGH! *cries*

This is a real gut punch of a scene, tbh. It’s 100% the right thing to do, but damn, right in the fucking feels.

This episode, with my selective amnesia activated per the above lol, has me more hopeful for how a season might be than I’ve been in a while. But this feeling has consistently been crushed in the past. Here’s to hoping the show finally stops doing us dirty!

#* #outlander starz #outlander 5x01 #drunj!der yells about outlander

[tylerwritez]

Tuesday, june 22 2021

I've noticed I'm getting "the shiverys" or "the twitchy" a lot today. Like every time I FEEL something I take a moment to violently tic.... every time I think about certain things I tic.... good things, bad things, things from an hour ago and things from years ago. Tic, tic, tic.

Also, I have... some stuff to explain. Its really no big deal, but you know me: I'll freak out about it anyway. Basically I dissed my friend (rightfully so) around the time that we had just met cos they did something that threw me off.

He saw it in my phone... NOW. it's not RELEVANT anymore and I've since redacted that criticism...and now I gotta explain it to him anwyays. Oh well. I'm good at this stuff. I can get myself outta any situation. I dont even know why I'm talking like this tho... it's not a "Situation" it's just smthn I gotta explain rq.

Oh, today's song recommendation is Spirit Crusher by Death. I'm a huge Death fan...

Also! I gotta study... for my replacement exam. How stressful. Its about photosynthesis, but like, it's not simple. We went DEEP inside those fucking leaves.

One sec, lemme hook up my IV tube

Not an ACTUAL IV tube... just my headphones. But since I'm so #emo, it might as well be a fucking IV tube with the way that I cant live without it.

Its 3:08 and I'm walking home now. I was upset last night but me and Star have made up now lol... it was thAt easy. I'm so defective, making shit hard when it doesnt need to be.

It's so hot out damn. Idk. I had school today, so I had Bio class... I ACTUALLY PAID ATTENTION for once. I had lunch with Star and her friend group, and I honestly kinda feel like they're MY friends now too, even just a little bit.

Actually, I used to rant about feeling lonely like all the time but now I have so many friends it's crazy they all keep inviting me places and it's like people WANT ME AROUND... idk. It makes me happy.

Today I gotta ask if tommroow after school I can go to Bee's house to watch Supernatural (famous homoerotic ghost show)

I should also add songs to Erin's spotify playlist for our picnic saturday which I still need permission to go to.

I gotta ask for Wednesday after school to watch Insidious with Jay  which is apparently really good

Also hes the friend that I gotta explain stuff to... the DrAmA... the ThEaTrE....

Update my dad said yes to hanging out with Bee but first I'm gonna miss school to fix my broken brackets on my braces

Also turns out the house I THOUGHT we were moving into has substantial damage from shifting so... we aRENT moving there.

In case you didn't know, shifting is when like the house that's been built literally SHIFTS like it moves around.

Anwyays Jay just texted me... I'm gonna change into shorts since it's hot, set up my study area,.... and respond to him.

The time is 3:22 p.m.

Wish me. Luck.

Luck is plentiful! As it so often is in my risky, risky life.

I play my cards right. It's a learnt skill.

But also there wasnt much to explain since it passed already and was tiny anywyas.

XD so I've made up with the whole goddamn world by now.

Its 6:31, we saw 1 house. Only one. Its kinda hot out but I'm gonna bike now since we just had supper. I finally finished my homework... I just have to finish one mixed media piece as my final project for art!

Friday is my replacement. On photosynthesis and cell resp. We know this. But what I didn't mention, or I dont THINK I did, is that if I finish my art project before then I have the second block FREE!!! Me, Star, and her friend

A are planning to leave for second block and maybe get mint chocolate chip ice cream!

Also I might eat her out XD

Anyways idk. I hope I can bike tonight to call Jay.

I keep accidentally using people's real names here then having to correct it... I dont know how much i care about MY identity being discovered... but to have my friends doxxed would suck.

Man I feel bad abt saying fuck star last night cos we made up....

Wait we r looking at another house? Idk I'm in the car still waiting to go home

Oh wait no now we r goin home

Its 6:39... I hope I still have time.

I went biking, called Jay. Went home. Idk, friendly conversation... we talked more tonight and I also talked to my other friend A. Jay is... I LOVE HIM?? SO MUCH??? I feel so happy. Talking to him thinking about him seeing his STUPID FUCKING FACE JESUS. his eyes alone... I could stare at his face all day probably. I want to kiss him... hOLD HIS HAND... omg... huG HIM!!! Eofjwpxjwie he's so sweet like I can't even... and I'm proabably not good enough for him like. Wtf. Hes easily a 10. And I dont rate things outta 10. How tf do I end up with HIM? Doing stuff, as friends. Like wHAT. I guess I got lucky XD. He says he loves my personality and I'm hot XD ofc I dont see it myself. But like. JESUS CHRIST he could proabably easily pull whOever. XD me?

Whatever though. As long as we r together and stuff. I LOVE HIM A LOT. he said he loved me. Every time he says that it makes me so overly happy.

Maybe I'm just sappy and stuff.... whatever. I think it would be nice to be hugged by him.

Yeah I'm cheesy.

I'm sorta tired now so maybe I'm not writing the best.

I just keep thinkinf about love. Love is a muscle of evil suggestion. But how evil can it really be? I am just a human being and that is all. Everything else is applied. I am just a human being with soemthing in my heart that pulls me all over the place. Love is this strange thing because I'm fucked up and to be able to love without that fucked up part of me, without the damage... is this complicated, hard thing to do and I can NEVER tell if I'm doing it right but I know I'm DOING IT. I know I FEEL LOVE. And soemtimes it's such an intense thing like when you go to surf on a wave at the beach with ur belly but u hit it wrong and it's so big and overwhelming it washes over you and PULLS you down to the bottom and smushes your face into the sand and YOU CANT BREATHE jesus Christ it's like that.

Or maybe I just want to experience love as it should be felt.

Obviously all of my problems surrounding this Damage could be easily fixed if I went to therapy but. there are reasons I can't.

I LOVE a lot. Too much for my own good. Enough to hurt me, get me into trouble, etc etc but also... enough to liberate me. I LOVE. I love Jay. So much. LIKE. MY BRAIN ORBITS AROUND HIM CONSTANTLY THINKING OF HIM AND PRAISING HIM AND MWUAH HE IS SO LOVELY I BOW BEFORE HIM...

I think as much as I love, a lot of the times I tend to focus even more on BEING loved.

If I am told I am loved, and shOwN I am loved... it is one of the most powerful things. Especially since I was literally emotionally neglected in childhood... yeah. I feel like I'm always trying to fill that hole.

Not EVERY feeling I have is for that reaosn but sometimes, if you tell me you love me, show me you love me, hug me,... I'll like start crying,,, that's the childhood emotional neglect kicking in. If you call me #smol and #cute and say I look young and fragile which happens more often than you'd think XD, I know I'm not supposed to like that shit, so I act like I dont....but I do. Which is PROBABLY ALSO THE CEN 🤪  like whatever lol

Anwyays I'm fucked up

You see how quickly things become complicated in my mind?

Convoluted? Is that the word?

Whatever. I OVERCOMPLICATE THINGS COS I OVERTHINK THEM BECAUSE I'm LITERALLY MENTALLY ILL IN SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS. I'm not joking. I obviously have unresolved undiagnosed "issues"

I do Suspect things, though.

I can make a list

Maybe I shouldn't.

Maybe I will.

I shouldnt.

Whatever.

I used to hate when people brought up my self harm. I would actually panic. I still self harm but now? Now I'm fine with anyone  talking about it as long as it's not an adult who can get me into trouble/force me into therapy over it. Because really? I kinda like having it mentioned. It's kinda validating and it's like hey... people can see that I'm sick.

I dont do it so people talk to me about it though. Dont get me wrong. If I did, I'd go vertically on the arms, not for suicide but so it healed and people would ask XD.

My scars are actually VERY hidden... cos I never intended for ANYONE to see. But for those who DO see them,,,, it's nice soemtimes to have people express concern.

I dont wanna be PITIED or anything, but idk I just think to myself "wow, they're CONCERNED... about ME... they arent angry or mean... they didnt yell at me or threaten me... they respect my autonomy and privacy...

And they CARE ABOUT ME..." and it makes me cry.

That's also the CEN.

I dont know. I just like when people express genuine concern. Even if they see and then just ask if I'm okay. That's all it takes cos then I go wow.

Its validating and irs lovely because finally people care... FINALLY PEOPLE CARE. FINALLY I GET SOME EMPATHY OR SYMPATHY AND NO ANGER.

Even just having them brought up tells me its noticeable enough

My brain does this thing where it thinks nothing bad that's ever happened to me was Bad Enough for me to be upset about.

And I dont know... its nice sometimes to be told shit like "omg that looks so bad" or to see that people who do see my cuts are somewhat shocked or revolted... it's nice because I go... "hey, it was bad enough for them..."

Or to have people comment on them with concern. Just ANYTHINT WHERE PEOPLE NOTICE IT AND ARENT ASSHOLES ABOUT IT IS VALIDATING.

Because I'm not used to that...

Because CEN

I'm. The worst perosn on the fucking planet.

I should kill myself.

I suddenly actually feel so self hating I do want to kill myself... oh god.

I ruin everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. What have I done. Like. Why. Oh god.

I'm just remembering when Star said my kindness seemed like an act. And how I've been called out for seeming fake like 2 other times.

DO I SEEM FAKE???? I DONT EVER PUT ON ACTS OF KINDESS.... CONCIOUSLY? but the very idea that I could be perceived that way...

Should I like not try to be nice or some shit?

Jesus christ she hurts my feelings even now when it was a long time ago.

But I cant blame her. I can't blame anyone for how i feel except my parents because they left me with fucking. Heart nerve damage or some shit.

I'm tired and now I'm sad too. Goodnight guys.

#JudeJournals

[hawkbucks]

Ask sent in by a user:  Hey uh doll hi hello 1. You said talk about donuts in your bio so you’re automatically a fave and 2. You said you were bored and wanted prompts so imagine Tony and Bucky sharing a glazed donut and just being happy! And probably also on a date or maybe on the roof of the tower watching the sun set whilst Bucky toys with the wedding ring he has in his pocket y’know I think that’d be okay? Idk sorry if I’m being annoying

Response: 

I had a lot of fun writing this! 

If there are typos then that’s all completely my fault. I’ve got no beta. All I have is Google Docs and spellcheck. 

Maybe it’s a bit of a cliché scene, the both of them lounging around on a couch they dragged out onto the landing pad. But it’s comfortable; there’s no flashing cameras, no invasive questions, and no furtive glances. Just the two of them (and okay, maybe one flashing camera, but that’s just because Tony insists on taking selfies).

“I’m still upset about the Boston creams,” Tony grumbles, a chunk of glazed donut in his hand. He pops the donut into his mouth, sucking off some of the dried glaze that covers his fingers. After swallowing, he adds, “The lack of them, to be more specific.” Although, they did stop by the shop near 6PM, so he supposes he can’t complain too much.

Bucky hands Tony another chunk before polishing off the remainder. “I feel like it’d be harder to share a Boston cream,” Bucky says, actually pondering the logistics of sharing such a donut. He gestures vaguely at Tony’s jeans that probably cost more than what most people make in a week. “Do you want a bunch’a filling all over your pants.”

“I’ll just take ‘em off, if it comes to that. Not that I think you’d mind,” Tony cheekily teases and then smiles–a genuine one, mind you, crinkles at the corner of his eyes and all–and Bucky thinks… well, he thinks that Tony has never looked more beautiful. Even more so now, what with the way that the various pinks and oranges of the setting sun paint his face, making those deep brown eyes appear golden. Tony’s glowing, and Bucky’s proud that he’s at least half the reason that smile was put on his face.

And, by God, is Bucky ever in love with him. He doesn’t even register the dopey grin spreading across his face until Tony laughs. “You’re looking strangely sappy right now, Barnes.”

Bucky hums and wraps an arm around Tony’s shoulders. “What, am I not allowed to show some admiration towards my fella?”

Tony shakes his head at the term of endearment (although Bucky knows damn well how much he likes it; the amount of times he’s been able to get Tony to do something just by calling him “sweetheart” or “doll” is not countable on only 2 hands) and allows himself to melt into Bucky’s side. “No, you’re allowed. You’re definitely allowed,” Tony answers.

“So, I can say things like how glad I am to be able to wake up next to you?”

Tony rolls his eyes. “Oh my god, James. That’s so cheesy–”

“Or I can say how much I love watchin’ you work in your lab? You stick your tongue out when you’re concentratin’.  ��S real cute.” Maybe he’s laying it on a bit thick with the saccharine sweetness, but Tony isn’t brushing off and denying his compliments like he did back when they first started dating. It’s a small victory that he’s glad he’s won.

“Barnes–”

“Or I can say how much I love the way you fit into my arms jus’ right,” Bucky says, shoving his metal hand into the pocket of his jeans and toying with the platinum band he has stored in there. Ah, yeah, the engagement ring. That thing he bought a few weeks ago. A shadowy part in the back of his head tells him that Tony won’t accept, not when he can have someone so much better. Someone who wasn’t broken multiple times over and stitched back together carelessly. Plus, what exactly can he offer Tony that he already doesn’t have? He’s not exactly swimming in money, and the connections he does have are few to none. Hell, what if Tony doesn’t like the ring? He grew up around luxury, no doubt watching as the other women and men walk around with thin, golden bands absolutely dripping with diamonds around their ring fingers.

The face of a disappointed Tony pops into his head.

His throat goes dry, a mix of insecurities and what-if’s eating at him. The rim of the ring digs into his thumb as he clutches it harder.

“Bucky?” Tony’s soft voice cuts through his thoughts, chasing away most of the hypothetical clouds that hang over his head as he turns to face the other. “You alright? You spaced out a little there.”

“Was just thinkin’ about how much I love you,” Bucky replies. If his voice is scratchy, Tony doesn’t comment. He appreciates it.

What Tony does is scoff. He scoffs and makes no effort to hide the barely-there red that rises on his cheeks. “If you’re gonna subject me to this,” he starts, “at least toss me another donut.” He makes grabby hands at the paper bag emblazoned with the shop’s logo that he’s so cruelly separated from by Bucky’s body.

“Trade you a donut for a kiss,” Bucky offers, taking his hand out of his pocket and tapping his bottom lip with his index finger.

Tony levels him with an unimpressed look, but the corner of his mouth twitches upwards for a split second.

Bucky shrugs, fingers splaying out in a ‘why not?’ motion. “S’a fair trade.”

“You drive a hard bargain.” Then Tony’s lips are on his and they slot together perfectly like puzzle pieces. Tony tastes both sweet from the donuts they’ve shared and bitter from the coffee he’s had before. Bucky drinks in his lips like a dying man.

Eventually, their need for oxygen outweighs their need for each other, and they pull apart.  

“Good enough?” Tony questions.

Bucky blinks. Then he blinks again. Goddamn, that kiss felt like a dream. He firmly tells the shadowy part of his mind to fuck off, because Tony’s with him right now. Not anyone else. Tony’s looking at him like he hangs the moon, not anyone else. Tony’s one of the people who helped him adjust to a normal life (or as normal a life as someone like him would lead). Tony’s the one who brings him his morning coffee, and the one who keeps him warm at night. Tony’s been with him through the nightmares, through the sleepless nights. Tony’s stayed with him despite the multiple opportunities he’s had to leave.

So, yeah. He knows Tony loves him. That he’d accept. That shadowy part can kiss his ass.

He nods. “Yeah, I– ring?”

Tony looks at him, an amused smile tugging at the corner of his lips. “I wasn’t aware we bought any other shape.”

“No, I mean–” Bucky’s hand shoots back into his pocket and he fishes out the platinum band– “ring.”

#My god I forgot that once upon a time I had like... #'Talk to me about donuts' in my bio ghfjdkfgk #Maybe I should put it back. #filled

[pierregaslays]

max n dan pls 🤟🥺

as you wish dude 🤘🥺🤘

1) who is the most affectionate?

they’re both affectionate, especially after the awkwardness in the beginning - idk boys isn’t everyone awkward at the beginning of a relationship. but. yes. anyway, they’re both very big on physical affection and when they’re together, if they can, they always crave being able to touch the other even if it’s as simple as shoulders brushing as they stand together but when they’re at home it’s holding hands and cuddling all the damn way.

2) big spoon/little spoon

max likes to be held, what can i say? for real though, most of the time they start off with max being held by dan but by the morning they’re more than likely on opposite sides of the bed because they manage to annoy each other in their sleep. dan will only be the little spoon if he has a bad night which has been known to happen.

3) most common argument?

when they were teammates it was about racing but now they mostly argue about household stuff but their worst arguments are about max’s dad (i’m refusing to write his name), those arguments can get pretty heavy.

4) favourite non-sexual activity?

cuddling and watching tv, napping together, just cute domestic activities where they don’t have to leave their house.

5) who is most likely to carry the other?

idk about you boys but what started off as dan taking max back to the hotel when they were drunk by piggyback because max literally couldn’t stand up without stumbling became a Thing. listen i’m a sucker for people giving other people piggybacks idk does that make me a child? oh well!

6) what is their favourite feature of their partner’s?

max loves dan’s hands, his fingers are calloused more often than not and there’s nothing more that max likes doing more than tracing his fingers across every inch of dan’s hands. honourable mention to his tattoos too - it was a choice between these two. anyway. dan likes max’s eyes, the colour of them are so unique and dan watches the way they dull or light up and shine depending on what max is looking at/thinking about. idk. dan looks at him like he has the stars in his eyes n it’s gay.

7) what’s the first thing that changes when they realise they have feelings for the other?

how they treat each other. whilst max backs off due to his newly found realisation, he immediately backs off - terrified by what all of this means but not wanting to think about it (but being unable to think about anything else, am i right?) dan takes the complete opposite approach - more less-subtle touches, obvious flirting, things that dan know will have an affect on max.

8) nicknames? and if so, how did they originate?

again, they’re pretty unoriginal and the old favourites babe and baby are used a lot of the time. also mate but romantically, am i right? no i’m kidding

9) who worries the most?

in general, neither of them worry or try not to worry a lot but dan worries about max more than himself a lot of time.

10) who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?

they don’t go out a lot for obvious reasons but dan knows max’s pizza order off by heart and max doesn’t even have to say the words anymore.

11) who tops?

dan. goodbye!

12) who initiates kisses?

normally? dan. he’s sometimes like “act now. deal with the consequences later” so there have been some close to being caught moments but most of the time it’s him. this probably doesn’t answer it but i just wanted to say it. but. idk sleepy max is particularly needy so come those hours he’s always trying to get kisses.

13) who reaches for the other’s hand first?

max! solely because of how much he loves dan’s hands but it’s also a comfort thing, how touches - small or big can rapidly calm max down if things are getting to be too much at any given moment.

14) who kisses the hardest?

both. both. both. not like to be competitive but there’s just much love and emotion between them that they try and pour as much of that emotion into every kiss.

15) who wakes up first?

in general, dan wakes up first but on special occasions max wakes up first, he still has that little kid at christmas feeling about him on days with a little more meaning.

16) who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?

max in general, but if they’re both together then neither of them want to get up if they don’t have to. they would both try and pull off an entire day in bed only getting up if they absolutely have to.

17) who says I love you first?

dan. he’s not shy about hiding his feelings and what should be a huge moment, a moment that should be so impactful and it was just wasn’t. it’s just a normal day, they’re not doing anything special and dan’s just like “i love you, you know?” and max, contrary to what dan thinks - just nods and repeats the sentiment.

18) who leaves little notes in the other’s lunch? (bonus what does it usually say?)

dan does this and the notes are less cute and more along the lines of “do the fucking laundry” because who wants cute and sappy notes when you can tell your boyfriend to do what he forgot to do three days ago.

19) who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?

dan’s family are the ones who know about them as a whole but max first tells his sister about it because of how close they’ve always been, how much of a support she is and she knows about him and dan from long before they started dating.

20) what do their family/friends think of their relationship?

the family members/friends that do know about them are in full support because it’s never truly been dan and max it’s danandmax and they bring out the best in each other and it only takes a glance or two to realise that they’re it for each other. there’s no getting better than them.

21) who is more likely to start dancing with the other?

dan. if they’re at home he just plays his music on shuffle and tries to get max to dance with him. trying to distract max by moving up behind him, is this just an excuse to be really close to him? idk boys but it happens.

22) who cooks more/who is the better at cooking?

they’re both average even though they both probably have that one meal that they’re really good at and probably over make. do we we mention the fact they’ve probably almost burned down the kitchen more than once? oh, i did.

23) who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?

i feel like dan has these in abundance and he probably tries to make them the cheesiest, almost cringeworthy pick up lines that anybody has ever heard but max still laughs every single time because they’re so bad they’re funny.

24) who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?

have you met daniel ricciardo? he does this every chance he gets, it was better as teammates as dan would take every chance he could during lulls in talking he would lean over and try to catch max out. they make contests out of it and max hates that his ears especially are a massive giveaway with how quickly they turn red.

25) who needs more assurance?

i feel like max needs it more, idk, dan is the only person that max is completely open with - dan’s seem him at his best and at his worst and whilst he doesn’t always ask for it, max probably needs it more than he wants to accept, sometimes.

26) what would be their theme song?

https://open.spotify.com/user/loserkidmgc/playlist/5geFXfKZt3OPOumRAFTpe0?si=FGzWkFq9Q8ypadnn50Q5Qw because i’m really bad at picking one song so have the playlist boys!

27) who would sing their child back to sleep?

dan, and hear me out, he sings whatever song is stuck in his head at that precise moment, he probably hums it at first before singing it softly.

28) what do they do when they’re away from each other?

is it a cliché if i say miss each other? because they miss each other so badly. they’re always thinking about each other, sometimes they’re doing something and wondering what the other is doing at that time. they try and talk as much as they can and even if it’s the most boring conversation - even about the weather - just hearing each other is a big source of comfort when they can’t be together.

29) one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart?

no matter how much dan tries... max struggles with a lot of what happened to him as a kid and a teenager and dan can’t magically fix all of it and it breaks his heart to see max fall apart and not know what to do or say to make it better.

30) one headcanon about this OTP that mends it?

they’re everything to each other. whilst their lives don’t revolve around each other, dan always has max with him and max always has dan with him. they don’t need to be together 100% of the time but if they could - they would. they made the smooth(ish... because it wasn’t the smoothest at first) transition from friends to something more and because of that - they can still live their own lives but with the knowledge that they always have each other to come back to.

#maxiel #dan #max #m.asks

[metaphorical-love-for-a-car]

Marry You-- Joe Mazzello x Reader

Request; “How about a joe mazzello based on the song marry you by Bruno  Mars? Idk” ( @hi-i-dont-know )

Warnings; some language, the song is fem! specific but the story itself isn’t

Word Count; 1.8k

Notes; sorry it's taken me so long to get around to this lol

You couldn’t believe it. You had worked so hard for so long, and you finally did it. Here you were, standing on a stage, accepting an award at a prestigious ceremony. People were clapping, and cameras were everywhere. Never in a million years did you expect this to happen. 

You stuttered through your acceptance speech before scurrying back to your seat. The rest of the awards ceremony seemed to go by in a haze as you continued to try to wrap your mind around the evening. You were in desperate need of a drink, and the after party couldn’t come soon enough.

Dozens of people came up to congratulate you, and you only recognized about half of them. You quickly gulped down your drinks in an attempt to make yourself calm down. It wasn’t the wisest idea, but it was all you could do besides leaving the party, which you obviously didn’t want to do. You were tipsy, borderline drunk, and still feeling overwhelmed. That’s when he decided to approach you. The last thing you needed was your childhood celebrity crush to show up, but that’s exactly what happened.

Your first introduction to Joe Mazzello was when you watched Radio Flyer shortly after it came out, then you saw him again in Jurassic Park. Your younger self thought he was cute, thus your childhood crush formed. As years went on and the two of you started to become more successful in the world of entertainment, you had met each other once or twice, but it was always in passing. Neither of you really spoke to each other much. The most interaction the two of you had was via social media, occasionally liking each other’s posts. 

Needless to say, you were worried about embarrassing yourself because you had too much alcohol in your system for your mind to properly function, and it didn’t help that you continued to drink. “I’m sure you’re going to be sick of hearing this by the end of the night, but congratulations!” Joe flashed you a bright smile. You laughed before thanking him. “Mind if I sit?” He nodded his head towards the empty stool next to yours. You shook your head.

“No, not at all!” Joe sat, and the two of you chatted about basic stuff, like ‘Have you tried the shrimp? It’s pretty good!’ or ‘I’ve been going ninety-to-nothing tonight and can’t wait to finally get home.’ You normally felt awkward during small talk, but this was nice. Maybe it was just the alcohol that was making this feel so comfortable. Maybe it was just his charming personality. Either way, you didn’t care. You were enjoying it. 

“Hope I’m not bothering you. I’m sure a ton of other people would like to talk to you.” You scoffed at Joe’s comment and dramatically rolled your eyes.

“Oh, please! I’m having way more fun talking to you than I would have if I were talking to some of them. Besides, it’s not every day that you get to hang out with your age-old celebrity crush.” You brought your glass to your lips and froze. Did you seriously just say that out loud? No, surely not. You weren’t that drunk, right? You slowly lowered the glass, glancing over at Joe. Shit. You did say it out loud. His mouth was open, looking shocked. And his cheeks were red. 

“You... wait. I’m your celebrity crush?” You felt the heat rising to your face and nodded. He ran a hand through his hair. “No fucking way. This is crazy. You’ve been my celebrity crush since we first met at that movie premiere a few years ago,” Joe said enthusiastically, very much resembling a child telling their friends about the cool toy they got for Christmas. You covered your mouth in an attempt to stifle your laughter. Joe’s brows knitted together, but his goofy grin remained. “I’m serious!” 

“This is too good to be true. It sounds like something out of a fanfiction book on Wattpad or Tumblr.” Joe laughed, stating his agreement. He suddenly grabbed your hand. His eyes were wide and mischief danced across his features.

“I’ve got an awesome idea, and it’ll really make life like a fanfic.” You pursed your lips, eyeing him suspiciously.

“What’re you planning, Joe?” 

“It’s a surprise! Now, where’s the closest Walmart?”

Who cares if we're trashed Got a pocket full of cash we can blow Shots of Patron And it's on girl

The two of you managed to find an Uber at the ungodly hour of the morning it was. People gave you odd looks when you first walked into the store. Some because they recognized the two of you, and some because you were both in incredibly formal attire... while drunk shopping in Walmart. You headed straight towards the candy, and Joe disappeared. As you were paying for the mountain of candy in your arms, you felt someone tap on your shoulder. It was Joe, nervously shifting his weight from one foot to the other. “You okay?” you snickered, grabbing the plastic bag from the worker before thanking her. 

'Cause it's a beautiful night, we're looking for something dumb to do Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you Is it the look in your eyes or is it this dancing juice Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you

“Actually, there’s something important I want to ask you.” You raised a brow at him, and he took a deep breath. When Joe got down on one knee, your jaw dropped. He pulled out a ring that had a little silver frog on top, its back made of a green gem. “Let’s continue with the fanfiction themed night, shall we?” You laughed, nodding. Joe beamed up at you and slid the ring onto your finger.

“Is this actually happening right now?” you asked in between laughs. Joe shrugged. 

“Dunno. That sounds like something for our sober selves to figure out. Wanna check out the Redbox movies?”

I'll go get a ring Let the choir bell sing like ooh So what you wanna do Let's just run girl If we wake up and you want to break up That's cool No, I won't blame you It was fun girl

Your head was pounding. Bringing a hand to your face, you rubbed your eyes before squinting them open. How much did you drink last night? You could hardly remember a thing... that is until you realized you weren’t in your hotel room, nor were you alone. An arm was wrapped around your waist, and the person’s head was nuzzled against your back. Fucking shit. Your mind was reeling, trying to remember what had happened. A part of your mind tried to rationalize that maybe you didn’t hook up with someone. After all, you were still dressed. Then again... the sweats and baggy shirt didn’t belong to you. 

You were worried about waking whoever was beside you. You were desperate to avoid any awkward and embarrassing interactions. Slowly reaching out, you went to pull your phone off of the bedside table. That’s when you noticed the ring. Your breath got caught in your throat as a sudden sense of urgency flooded your system. You tried to turn your phone on, but a black screen stared back at you. Of course, it was dead. Well, there was only one thing you could do. You started peeling yourself from the person’s grasp. As you did, the person stirred. When you were finally able to turn and look at them, it felt like someone dumped a bucket of rocks into your stomach. “Damn... my head’s killin’ me,” Joe groaned while rubbing his face. Your mouth open and closed. You couldn’t think of anything to say. Joe removed his hands, finally meeting your gaze. His eyes widened. “Oh my god...” was all the could muster up.

“Joe, what the hell happened last night?” You showed him your hand, and his face reddened. 

“Well... I-- uh-- don’t remember much. I don’t think we had sex, but I don’t know about that.” He pointed at the ring. Joe quickly sat up, snatching his phone from the floor. Thankfully, it had been charging. 

He had multiple missed calls and unopened text messages from his friends, most of which said something along the lines of ‘Joe, what the hell is going on? Is this real?’ Joe swiped through his camera roll, but most of the pictures were goofy selfies or short videos of the two of you wandering around Walmart. It didn’t really offer much information. You suggested looking through your social media accounts. Lo and behold, it was the jackpot. Your twitter was filled with cringe-worthy levels of cheesy and sappy pickup lines, all of which had Joe tagged in them. He responded to a few, but his replies only consisted of various heart emojis. Joe’s Instagram story had dozens of photos and videos of you two, most of which you had already seen in his camera roll. Then there was one post that had the caption ‘I liked it so I put a ring on it (guess we’re engaged now)’, and you had commented ‘#couplegoals’. You decided to take a look into your own Instagram account, clicking through the story photos you remembered posting. When it finally got to something new, you couldn’t help the butterflies that formed in your chest. 

It was a video of Joe, laying in bed next to you. Your head was on his chest, and you had an arm draped across his torso. You were out cold, and Joe had a soft smile on his face. “(Y/N) fell asleep in the middle of our Night At The Museum marathon, so I decided to hack their insta.” He glanced down at you, his smile growing even wider. “They’re so adorable, even when they’re snoring like a freight train. But don’t let them know that I told you guys that,” he said the last part with a serious expression. Joe pressed a kiss to the top of your head, then the video ended.

“So I guess we got engaged,” you mumbled, examining the little frog ring on your finger. “We know that much happened.”

“What now?” Joe asked, his voice barely above a whisper. You glanced at him, and he was idly tracing a pattern into the bed’s comforter. 

“Well, first, I think we should get some breakfast. I don’t know about you, but I’m starving. Then maybe we could start with a date and see how that goes?” Joe looked up, meeting your gaze. A smile spread across his lips.

“I like that plan.”

Don't say no no no no no Just say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah And we'll go go go go go If you're ready, like I'm ready

Just say I do Tell me right now baby Tell me right now baby, baby Just say I do Tell me right now baby Tell me right now baby, baby

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university!au: day6 jae

following my uni!au with young k (idk how to link my own post asbajdnskmd im Dumb) so here another one with jae lol i think im gonna make one for each one of them buttttttt no promise bc my brain works in a very mysterious way LOL

anyway leggo

warning: this is lame lmaooooo

name: park jaehyung / jae

major: politic science

other activities: guitarist (and sometimes vocalist) of university band, member of music club, founder and leader of LOL SQUAD

everyone knows that tall skinny guitarist of the band i mean he’s hard to ignore tbh

he always wears loose T-shirt, ripped jeans, a cap that he puts backward, and round big specs to campus

professors hate his ripped jeans but can’t really say anything because oh well style doesn’t define someone’s grades and boy, does this kid actually get some braincells in him

well i mean at least he never fails his classes

he has this giant LOLSQUAD badge on his backpack because he’s proud af of his title as the club founder and leader

he actually started that club so he could to brag about his gaming skill to everyone who wanted to listen but he ends up getting his ass handed to him every single time they play together smh

if he’s not in class or hanging out with his game buddies, he can be seen following that Popular Student™ kang younghyun or as jae prefers to call him, “brian” or “brIBRI” because they both joined music club and are in the band

yes yes he’s well known and easy to spot

but…

“jae? park jaehyung?? who???”

everyone refers to him as “that foreigner student”, “the American guy” or “the gamer guy”, or my favorite: “chicken little”

i will never let that joke die im sorry but seriously he looks like chicken when he plays his guitar on the stage don’t @ me

there are only like 5 students in the whole university who know his actual name

anyways in this scenario you’ve always been interested in playing guitar but haven’t gotten a chance to learn and your friend kim wonpil invites you to join music club so you’ll have friends to practice with

“you know our jaehyungie, right? he’s really chill, you’ll get along well with him!!”

deep inside you’re like

who the heck is jaehyung

but wonpil is so excited to have you there so the next week you come to the club meeting

you introduce yourself to everyone and finally you meet him

“ohmygod the chicken little!!”

“whO THE HECK ARE YOU CALLING THAT”

“sorry- i mean the chicken guitarist- wait no-”

he glares at you, you laugh instead

scaring the new member challenge: failed

but yeah you’d seen him performing before and honestly you almost decided to become his fan

a l m o s t

at first he (jokingly) refuses to teach you guitar because you called him chicken little

and since then you keep calling him that just to mess with him

“hi chicken little”

“what’s poppin chicken little”

“why do you look so flustered, chicken little? do i make you nervous??”

he turns red chicken little is now an angry bird “gO AWAY NEWBIE YOU’RE SO ANNOYING”

jae’s a foreigner but he speaks fluent korean

he tells you that even though he was born and grew up in america he always speaks the language with his parents

but of course since he lives abroad there are lots of words or slang he doesn’t know, so you gotta be an ass and slip some difficult words when you speak to him

he gets his revenge by replying to you in english

whenever you two are having an argument (usually over stupid things) everyone in the club suddenly gets headache

wtf they’re not even making any sense

besides music, jae is the most excited when talking about LOL or social topics because well his major

honestly idk much about politic science so cmiimw

one time someone asks for his opinion about social welfare and he ends up starting a sudden debate session with the said person about social welfare programs in south korea and america and the difference between both countries

you mention human rights and he sNAPS

i mean he gives a full 15 mins speech about it

“yknow what im sayin?”

“dude… i honestly don’t get it at all”

because he be speaking in full english like wat

he’s just so passionate about everything it’s almost adorable

a l m o s t

and it’s not only his passion but also his small eyes, his laugh, his voice, or the way he occasionally lifts his head to look at you while playing guitar and you smile and he smiles because you smile first shnshsbshs soft

even the corners of his lips are so cute wow

oh fuck im emo i love him

but you adore him just as a good friend

he’s always been bubbly and friendly with everyone, not just you, so yeah it’s really easy to fall for him but you assure yourself that you’re nOT

are we having “in denial” shit again omg im so uncreative

anyway fast forward it’s ur birthday!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY

you decide to throw a small party at your place and invite 5 or 6 of your closest friends but damn on the d-day it rains so hard

if ur bday falls on winter then change it to snowing hard, if it’s spring then maybe there’s strong wind or something, whatever suits you fam lol

so no one comes to your party lol you are Sad

BUT THEN!!!! JAE SHOWS UP!!!!!

PARK JAEHYUNG

OUT OF ALL PEOPLE

no you didn’t invite him because idk

are we really that close??? ehhhh he probably won’t come anyway haha why bother

BUT!!!! HE SHOWS UP!!! IN FRONT OF YOUR DOOR!!!

he’s carrying an umbrella but it didn’t really help apparently because he’s soaking wet

imagine that view i mean nvm

“i happened to be near here and i remember it’s your birthday today so i think i’m gonna drop by to say hi and suddenly it’s raining too hard on the way but anyway happy birthday can you let me in first i’m cold”

ofc you let jae in i mean we can’t let the chicken catch the flu amirite

but you warn him that he’ll have to leave before 11 or your RA will kick you both out the dorm lol

after a towel, two cups of hot tea, and one shared piece of chocolate cake, you told him you were supposed to have a small party tonight but no one could make it because of the rain and he’s like “hOW DARE YOU HAVING A PARTY BUT NOT INVITING ME I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL” and you’re just like “lol shut up chicken here eat more cake”

anyways you two spend time joking and talking about random stuff and it’s probably not the best birthday ever but at least you don’t have to spend it alone and to be honest you’re happy that he’s here

then jae pulls out his ultimate weapon

i mean his guitar

he was soaking wet but the guitar is clean and dry and all fine like hoW EVEN

“priorities” -park jaehyung

he said he gonna play a song of your choice because he came empty handed and he feels bad about it

you blush and pick whatever song comes to your mind because you can’t really think of any, and he starts strumming his guitar and sings

and while he keeps looking at you, you find yourself too can’t take your eyes off him

the song ends and you’re about to clap your hands when he suddenly starts another one

wait you’ve never heard this song before

it’s a slow song and the lyrics are all like, the sky turns dark on the birthday of the brightest star so that it’ll be the only light in his world, how he feels regretful that he has nothing to give but his small heart, and he hopes that this lovely person will hold his hand as they listen to this song together, that this lovely person will feel warm beside him

guys just imagine the song okay i can’t Romance

it’s dead silent until you whisper, “is that… a song for me?”

jae’s face turns red and he starts panicking™ like “i made up the lyrics just now okay i know it’s fricking sappy and cheesy as hell okay i just uhhh want to cheer you up!!!! because you seem kinda down!!!!! let’s not talk about this again uGh WhatEvER leT Me LIvE!!!!!”

but you chuckle and thank him, it was the best present you can get from anyone

you two stare at each other for a second that feels like years and he finally breaks the silence, “you know,,, maybe i came here on purpose,,, maybe actually i want to see you,,,”

“and why is it?”

“because i think,,, i miss you,,, kinda”

and you don’t say this out loud but maybe you do know that

even if you say you’ll never

in fact you’ve already fallen for him a bit

or perhaps a lot

like a lot

then he leans in to kiss your lips and you kiss back and it’s almost not awkward at all, it just feels right as if you’ve kissed him million times before

a l m o s t

you two still blush real hard after

but yeah that’s how you two start dating

none of you two tell anyone about it but it’s pretty obvious, i mean jae always picks you up at your dorm, he walks with you to your class or vice versa (if your classes don’t overlap tho), you two keep stealing glances at each others, also—

jae with you: “hey,,,, come here sit with me u3u,,,,, did you have lunch??? oh i wrote a song last night check this out,,,, what are you gonna do this saturday? oml you’re so cute”

jae with everyone else: “HAHAHAHA FUCKING FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING PRICK ALSO BRIAN FUCKING KANG IF YOU STEAL MY FUCKING FRIES AGAIN I WILL LITERALLY SNAP YOUR FUCKING NECK”

welp actually he’s not always sweet with you, sometimes you two still argue about silly things using mixed languages but now everyone in the club knows better to just run away once it begins

because it’ll end up with you two fighting or you two kissing

yes im nasty and a disappointment bye

btw wonpil is excited af it’s almost like he’s dating you both

“it’s really nice seeing you two finally together!!!!!!! especially because jaehyung really couldn’t shut up about you ever since the first day you joined our music club”

“wait wha-”

“YOU SNAKE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET FUCK OFF”

I’m so in love with park jaehyung y'all hsnshsbsh aNYWAYS!!! 100 blocks limit has lifted from tumblr app AYEEEEE

#day6 #jae #park jaehyung #day6 imagines #day6 scenarios #day6 fanfic #day6 reactions #kpop imagines #kpop scenarios #kpop reactions #this is embarassing smh #bye

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lou & rey for the romantic / vday hc meme

fuck off, cupid.

Who’s the cuddler?—they both are!!Who goes to bed late and who wakes up first?—reyna wakes up first bc #praetorlife and after all those years, her body is used to getting up at the crack of dawn. lou tends to stay up later than reyna doesWho sings during daily activities (shower, cooking, etc)?—surprisingly, reyna does. she has a habit of humming under her breath when she’s alone, but she starts to do it in front of lou as their relationship progressesWho takes care of the other on sick days?—they both do, but lou ellen is especially good at utilizing her magic to help reyna on her off daysWho gives unprompted massages?—lou because she knows how stressful reyna’s job is and she holds a loooot of tensionWhat activity do they do together in sync?—dancing!! lots of slow dancing in the living room and dancing together at parties and they can read each others’ movements like no otherWho gives nose/forehead/hand kisses?—reyna is very much a giver of hand kisses and occasional forehead kisses, lou ellen loves kissing reyna’s noseWho gets jealous?—i can see them both getting a little jealous during the beginning of their relationship for stupid reasons, but they resolve it pretty quickly Soft kisses or passionate kisses?—both, preferably Who brings the other food at work?—lou will bring food to the praetor office when she knows reyna’s had a long day and reyna tries to surprise lou with takeout in between her classesWho made the first move?— :OOO we’ve never talked about this tbh i could see either of them??? idk we might have to develop that together heheWho won’t dress in costume unless it’s a couple costume?—REYNA lmaoHow was their first date like?—reyna shows lou all her favorite places in new rome, complete with a final stop at the gardens of bacchus for an evening picnicWho writes love letters/notes to the other?—reyna writes them when she gets bored doing paperwork :-)Who firmly believed the other was their soulmate from early on?—uhmmmm idk how much either of them really believe in soulmates, but reyna knew that something felt right about being around lou from the beginningHow much do they touch each other (PDA)?—they’ll hold hands in public, reyna won’t deny her that, but won’t do much more than that unless they’re somewhat secluded Do they have cute nicknames for each other?—absolutely, reyna tends to use spanish ones like mi cielo, mi alma, carino. lou tends to use similar nicknames but in greek.How do they feel about Valentine’s Day? Do they go on a date?—they do a nice dinner at home, complete with candles and a fancy dessert at the end. they don’t obsess over the holiday like some couples do, but like the excuse to be extra sappy with each otherPublic marriage proposal or something private?—something private so they can celebrate after ;)How long into the relationship before they had sex?—fjksnfjsfd i would say not that long, maybe a month or so…. they’re young adults, what can i sayWho drops innuendos at random?—LOU and it makes reyna flustered as hell every timeWho makes romantic surprises without a reason to?—they both do in small ways, neither one of them are that into grand romantic gestures. a bouquet of flowers here, a sappy love note there. they’re subtle, but sweetHow likely are they to have sex in a non-bedroom location?—i would say very likely but with their track record, they’re usually more likely to never make it out of the bedroom sfnsjfnasdWho said “I love you” first and when?—reyna says it when she’s saying bye to lou who’s leaving for CHB to visit friends and family during her winter break and it surprises both of them, but in a good wayWho will sing cheesy romantic songs when drunk?—reyna reyna reyna reyna reyna and they’re always like spanish love ballads or something by selena

#we had to stan............................... #ty for sending this it was fun :')!!!! #nosestealer #answered #& how fiercely you unravel me; how gently you piece me back together ( nosestealer. ) #long post ///

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uhhh this is a thing about klapollo headcanons that got much longer than i anticipated

has former romantic partner abuse as part of the headcanon fair warning

i have this headcanon that klavier is an absolutely terrible judge of character and because of this has just, historically, had HORRIFIC romantic partners, like people who were just awful or flat-out abusive and it happens so often that his bandmates kind of side-eye anyone he’s thinking about dating and klavier genuinely doesn’t know what a good happy healthy romantic relationship is like, he just figures everybody has “rough patches” like yeah sure he screams and smashes plates but he says he loves me afterward that’s normal right?

in contrast apollo has been on like. three whole dates and the couple of times he’s kissed a person definitely don’t count because kissing girls you barely know on a dare doesn’t count especially when it turns out you’re gay and clay doesn’t count either (“I totally count” says clay “shut up no you don’t” says apollo turning beet red) and he’s. absolutely convinced that he’s just going to be a terrible boyfriend.

and they start dating and apollo is SUPER insecure because he doesn’t know how to kiss and he’s never had sex and klavier is like this super-famous rockstar who could probably literally have his pick of any dude-attracted person in practically the ENTIRE world and he picked apollo and that just like. does not compute. so he kinda overcompensates a little bit and maybe panics and does incredibly cheesy things like buy flowers and chocolates and brush klavier’s hair out of his eyes and he is so so so SO terrified of messing this up, he’s super cautious and gentle and sweet partially because it’s just in his nature to be a nice guy but also because he’s really nervous 100% of the time

meanwhile klavier is like ?????? a person????? that i am dating????? is always nice to me????? what???? and he’s just constantly waiting for the second shoe to drop like at some point he’s gonna fuck up and apollo’s going to get mad, the honeymoon stage can’t last forever right? like apollo being super considerate and polite and buying him flowers and stuff is super romantic but that’s not.... normal, right? but also he’s melting a little bit every time apollo doesn’t something like that because klavier is a big sappy moonstruck romantic whose heart throbs every time apollo does this

and maybe... klavier starts pushing the boundaries a little bit... just to test the waters... just to see.... there must be SOMETHING that will rile apollo up, that will get him mad enough, this can’t be just PERFECT nothing is perfect... so he starts acting a little bit like a dick and starts being really petty and terrible because there must be a breaking point but where is it?

apollo is just convinced that he’s somehow upset klavier, he doesn’t know what he did wrong he must have fucked up somehow, so he goes even nicer/politer, tries to anticipate klavier’s wants and needs, tries to be the perfect boyfriend and unfortunately this just seems to upset klavier more and apollo doesn’t know what to do he’s trying his very best...

and then because apollo *does* have boundaries eventually klavier crosses a line that apollo isn’t willing to back down on (idk what it would be but it’s something) and because he’s apollo out come the chords of steel cuz he’s mad and not good at volume control when he’s worked up and suddenly he’s just standing there screaming at klavier and almost instantly feels bad about it because oh my god he should not have lost his temper he’s a terrible person ahhhhh

but klavier kinda relaxes like “ah, okay, that’s his breaking point for the shouting, good to know. still isn’t breaking my shit, maybe i need to push farther to figure that one out”

and apollo is just like “dude what the hell?”

and klavier’s a little nervous because he still hasn’t figured out all of apollo’s buttons but eventually it comes out that he totally expects that apollo will just straight up go batshit because all his previous partners did and he’s just a little nervous that their relationship is too good right now

and apollo’s like “dude no i’m never going to hurt you/break your stuff because i’m mad i might yell because i’m bad at volume control but that’s fucked up man, that’s not normal i mean i’ve never been in another relationship that lasted longer than two weeks but i’m pretty sure that’s not normal”

and klavier gets counseling and they live happily ever after with less shouting the end.

#klapollo #ace attorney #klavier gavin #apollo justice #headcanon #i may or may not be projecting my own inexperience onto apollo #because FANFIC IDEA