#idk what this is im sorry

[meloriri]

ane

#anne boonchuy #amphibia #ane #fanart #idk what this is im sorry

[incapable-inhuman]

hey babe sorry im late i ate the big cheese the really big cheese and i became the size of the cheese and i couldnt drive cause i couldnt reach the pedals because i was the shape of the cheese and cheese doesnt have feet you know so and i was the size and shape of the cheese. sorry

#babygender #robbed bin #posting too close to the sun #idk what this is im sorry

[blvcklizard]

When he joined the Hunting Dogs, Tachihara was wary of them at first.  Naturally; it wasn't exactly like he'd had much of a choice regarding joining them, and from his brief previous interactions with the others, combined with the surgeries and everything else that went into becoming a Hunting Dog, he really wasn't looking forward to whatever was going to happen to him.

He soon comes to realize that he wasn't quite right, though.

This job offers him so many new opportunities, and he quickly comes to enjoy it. He finally has a purpose for himself, a place to belong, and maybe even a new family of sorts. He hasn't had the chance to get to know most of his teammates that well, but it can't be that hard, right?

He soon has to realize that things don't quite work the way he imagined them, though. He has trouble connecting with his teammates in a deeper sense, and a similar thing seems to apply to them; they're working together, but that seems to be it. But okay, if they're not going to, he will make an effort to fit in.

He tries to, really. He goes out of his way to spend time with them. He tries to join them wherever they're going after work; it works, sometimes Jouno even lets him stay at his place for a few hours if he's in a good mood. He even tried to organise some team activities three or four times, but it never ended well; Fukuchi and Teruko wouldn't even show up and Jouno and Tecchou would start fighting after 10 minutes at maximum without their commanders supervising them. But that's okay; they tried, and Fukuchi and Teruko are busy people. It was still better than what Tachihara was used to.

When Jouno tells him to take the job in the Mafia, he doesn't think twice at first. This way, he can get revenge, and in that sense, it's more important than anything he's trying to do with his team. Later though, at night, days after applying and being accepted, the doubts catch up on him; what will that mission do to the connection he tried to build? Of course, he'll still be a Hunting Dog, and he'll still see his teammates, but he'll ultimately be gone most of the time. Despite everything, he's scared he'll lose another place he wants to call home so badly.

But then he joins the Mafia, and Black Lizard is all he ever wanted.

Suddenly, he's surrounded by people who seem to feel the same as him. The work comes so naturally to him, and somehow, it's so easy to build a connection to the people. He makes friends with his commanders easily, and soon gets raised to that position himself. He knows he's here as a spy, but as time passes, he finds himself forgetting about it more and more often. The Black Lizards are the family Tachihara had tried to see in the Hunting Dogs, and they accept him as part of it no questions asked. It's different from anything he has ever known, from the Hunting Dogs, his gang, and his family even before his brother died. For the first time, he feels like he has found a genuine place to belong.

He doesn't know when he started keeping his bandaid on at home. He does know when he first became aware of it, though. When he first realised that something was weird about his reflection, and it took him a few moments to pin down what it was. His Mafia self had grown on him so much, and he's come to realise that maybe this is what he wants long ago.

He took the bandaid off when he came home that day, but forgot about it again soon.

It feels so right, and he doesn't want to fight it, even though he knows he really should. He's with the Mafia because he wants revenge, and as a spy, nothing more. He didn't expect to find a home, a family, and a version of himself he's happy with, but well, dealing with the unexpected is part of his job description. There's nothing wrong about enjoying his time with the Mafia.

It's not like it matters, after all. He is a Hunting Dog. The military police offered him a place to belong, and he took it. It doesn't matter what could have been; he's a spy, and this is everything that connects him to the Mafia. He took his first opportunity, and he has to- he will stick to it.

But oh, he wishes things would have gone different.

#tachihara is such an angsty character and i love him for it #idk what this is im sorry #the hunting dogs are messed up but thinking twice #tachihara probably tried to see a family in them #bungou stray dogs #bsd #tachihara bsd #bsd tachihara #tachihara bungou stray dogs #manga spoilers #bsd manga spoilers #spoilers

[caelxmontgomery]

"One sec--." He told the woman he had seen come towards him. He had finally decided to journey to the horse ranch he had promised he would one day take his niece to, but there had been a sudden overwhelming feeling in the pit of his stomach, sending ripples through his body and he wasn't sure where it came from. When it subsided a little, he looked at her again. "You work here?" @chantelbedford

#( convo. ) #( convo. chantel bedford ) #idk what this is im sorry

[slvtforthecopycat]

started jjk s2 and man i didn’t wanna like geto but i’m a stereotype fs.

the first season is vaguely in my memory and the movie feels like a fever dream and i’m so ready

#idk what this is im sorry #jjk #jjk season 2 #jjk geto #geto suguru #suguru geto #itadori yuuji #megumi fushiguro

[justghostthings]

You guys would tell me if you didn't think I was hot and funny anymore, right??? You'd let me know????? You wouldn't slowly become distant and make excuses not to like my post??? You wouldn't send half hearted asks and reblog posts from other boys would you?????

#idk what this is im sorry #mine

[theannoyeddragon82]

anonymeows 🐱 message. is this anything

wow is that a cat. 🐈‍⬛🐈

#idk what this is im sorry

[natrasharomanova]

for real though i don’t just hope you’re all ok i hope you’re THRIVING i hope you get to see a neat dog today and that your coffee tastes the best it ever has and that the sunlight greets you with lil sparkles every morning and that you see a hummingbird outside your window you all deserve for the most simple mundane things to be full of love and beauty and wonder

#im????? emotional about how i love all u internet weirdos #this is for all of u #ignore me #idk what this is im sorry

[laracruzs]

time: 12:00 location: the library availability: closed for @court-mills​

“Can you-” pass the paper? The sentence burns out like a large star, settling uncomfortably within her throat. It feels no different than a hardened lump she’d swallow down with some water. But she chokes on the feeling, her lips compressing tightly to withhold something idiotic - far dissimilar to her usual articulation - from slipping out between them; from consuming the silence which constricted around her. She should’ve recognised the blonde. Made a mental note of the mass of curls atop of his head. A consideration for the times in which she could’ve recalled each singular strand. Now they felt worlds apart. A black hole amounting between them. “Actually, silly me. I have some in my bag.” It was a lie she stitched together with a forced, half-moon smile. Her hands quick to drop the pencil within her grasp before gravitating towards her CELINE backpack. Rifling throughout its contents, her search growing more and more unsuccessful. Each notepad filled to the brim with cursive. “Somewhere.”

#courtneymills001 #idk what this is im SORRY

[tibli]

I love when arthropods have a pseudopupil. It's so whimsical and cute, and they come in so many varieties!!

little kitty cat eyes!!!

bombastic side eyes!!!!

cartoon character eyes!!!!

bigass anime eyes!!!!!

BE NOT AFRAID eyes!!!!!

#biology #arthropods #crustaceans #insects #crab #praying mantis #grasshopper #damselfly #butterfly #sorry i just googles -athropod name- eyes #so im not sure exactly what species these bugs are (yes crabs is bugs) #honestly im not sure if thats actually a praying mantis #it could just be like. a regular mantis #who cares anyway pseudopupils are so fucking cool!!!!!!! #i ESPECIALLY love damselflies they are so fucking cute and have no right to be that way #also grasshoppers have such funny faces #they all remind me of like. distinguished and rotund victorian gentleman. no idk why that is

[stoopidstapler]

SO IVE BEEN GOIN INSANE SINCE THIS TRAILER DROPPED. JUST. SIMON. SIMON. SIMON.

#simon petrikov #fionna and cake #adventure time #goin insane over him #thers no words to describe how im feelin #i wish i could draw somehtin better but i am goin INSANE #FINALLY. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. we are being FED. #ALSO?? HOW THEY SHOWED HIM EXACTLY WHEN THE LYRICS GO ''WHATS WRONG WITH ME'. LIKE HELLO??????? #ive seen so many good theories PLEASE GOD WRITE FICS I AM BEGGIN I LL DRAW U FANART BLS HEL P #IDK WOT IM GONNA DO FOR A WHOLE MONTH #SOMEONE KNOCK ME OUT TIL THE 31ST. HIBERNATE ME. HELP. #also i need to put it out there the first thing i thought when i saw this trailer was simon is tryina rewrite fionna and cake #which is why their world keeps changin so much? idk idk #ive seen so many different ideas and they are all so good please help #ALSO GOD. THIS MAN IS JUST GOIN THRU IT. AND ITS ONLY BEEN A QUICK TRAILER. #im sorry for so many tags idk where to put these help #maybe i should make an actual blog for like. whatever. n reblogs. help.

[scamoosh]

hi guyz i made a quiz abt which horror trope/theme i enjoy you are!! cws are in the description so please mind them!

#quizzes #uquiz #thank u that is all #this is just bc i was bored and have been workin more on my horror ocs recently #edit: adding here im not trying 2 diagnose anyone w catholic trauma its a uquiz☠️ #if u got that and u cant relate 2 themes of guilt like . sorry ? idk what 2 tell u LOL #this quiz is abt themes/motifs/aesthetics i think r juicy im not passing any judgment abt ur character here bc idk who u are hope this helps

[cashandandrogyny]

*king louis xvi voice* hon hon hon oui oui i love my little country- oh how dare you cut off my head i'm fantastique *dies*

#milo tries to hit the post limit #idk what this is im sorry

[rendevok]

“Take my hand” a comic for NaruMitsu Week 2023

day 1 - lies & secrets - 2 - 3 - 4

#nmweek23 #narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #probably more accurate to say this is mnm? or nmn or whatever lol #so treat the ship name lightly and dont get mad when miles [redacted redacted redacted redacted] yknow? #i wouldnt spoil it wheres the fun in that ¬‿¬ #fan art #fan comic #aa #rendevok #this is like. vaguely aa5 and on because i couldnt be assed to play those games yet #love their waistcoats tho YUM #also future warning i still suck at writing so if this is ooc! i’m sorry idk what im doing but i sure am doing it bb #i’ll update this post with links to the others as i post them! you’re in for about 30 pages so ♡ ♡ ♡ hope you have an appetite for sweets #(i say as if i didnt just post angst) IT WAS THE PROMPTS. THE PROMPTS MADE ME DO IT

[candyje11yfish]

im a creeper💥

inspo is the fnf one by angelmeat666 (yt)!!

#mari's art #splatoon #btw im so sorry for this but i made a tiktok.... #i hate toktok but u know what i hate more??? reuploads w no credit!!!! #same username if u wanna follow :3 #so hopefully ill be making more animations like this idk #splatoon fanart #splatoon art #splatoon animation #animation #pearlina #splatoon pearl #marina splatoon #pearl splatoon #pearl houzuki #splatoon marina #marina ida #off the hook splatoon #splatoon off the hook #off the hook

[onismdaydream]

tw: aged up character. daddy kink. slight breeding kink.

yuji loves fucking you. genuinely believes there's no place better than buried in your tight pussy, legs wrapped around his waist as you urge him to go even deeper. each cry and moan from your lips is music to his ears and all he wants to do is hear more and more. the taste of your sweat on your skin, tongue lapping at your neck, makes his hips rut faster against you, pace becoming desperate.

it's a beautiful and graceful dance between you two, well practiced and now perfected as you find yourself underneath him once again. your bodies always meld together in a way that make both of you drunk off ecstacy.

but something new slipped from your lips — something that made yuji's thrusts stutter.

"please, daddy!"

the simple word made yuji's thick cock twitch inside you, a deep groan rumbling in his chest as his eyes fall shut.

"a-again..." he says quietly, gaze catching yours after a moment, the intense heat of you wrapped around his length making him feel dizzy. "say it again."

his pupils are blown out, lips parted as his breath mingles with your own, pleading.

"daddy."

"again." you gasp as yuji thrusts into you, picking up a brutal pace. the sound of skin smacking against skin fills the room, wet plap plap plap of your pussy being filled.

"daddy, please," you whine, nails scratching at his back, leaving angry red lines along his tanned skin. "need it so bad, daddy."

yuji growls, like something deep and primal was uncovered — buried and forgotten being found once again. he fucks you desperately, cock repeatedly knocking against your cervix until you can't focus on anything else. until your mind is yuji, yuji, yuji.

"fuck, i'm gonna cum, gonna make me cum too soon." his lips press against your skin, kissing along your neck and jaw as he babbles, far too addicted to the squeeze of your pussy. "don't wanna pull out, baby. gonna cum inside, okay?"

you nod your head, limbs pulling him closer and closer as you both reach your climaxes.

"yeahhh, good girl. daddy's got you, gonna fill you up so good."

#idk what this is IM SORRY!!! #random thought that kept on developing somehow.. idk if i like it or not.. #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk smut #yuji itadori #yuji itadori x reader #yuji itadori x you #perce.doc #| ☆ | — jjkai