#idk what to call this omg

[francy-sketches]

Rhaena and her pink barbie dragon 🎀

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #rhaena targaryen #rhaena of pentos #morning #<- most useless tag ever lol #my art #went a bit off description with the blue but i was looking at pink sky pictures and wanted to make her look like them #also she's meant to be pale pink idk if this is pale enough. opsie #aegon 3 calling her a wretched creature...are you ready to die bitch #when she was a BABY btw. being mean to a baby what is wrong with you #'ahh no a dragon ate my mom and now I'm traumatized' omg you're so dramatic get over it -_-

[moongreenlight]

Greek mythology/the Olympians has been my hyperfixation for going on two decades now and I just… Soap as Dionysus.

Always brings a good bottle of wine and a few rooted cuttings of ivy as a housewarming gift. If he’s fixed his attention on you, he’ll also put a few sex toys in the little bag he brings. Puts them right on top for the pleasure of seeing your scramble to try to shove them in a drawer or tuck the whole gift in the closet.

He’s a great time. Has this intoxicating way about him. Like life is a stage and he’s the director. Playful and fun, though a little too enthusiastic at times. Handsy when the two of you hang out. You assume that’s just his nature and excuse it accordingly. Hard not to, gorgeous man that he is. A divine kind of handsome. Like his features are an eons-old amalgamation of all the most beautiful features humans have ever had.

And he gets strangely possessive, even after you’ve been nudging back his wandering hands or putting your hand between his mouth and your neck all night. Borders on vindictive and aggressive if he’s not in the right headspace.

It’s a bit terrifying to see him snapping his teeth in the face of some man at the bar who had only just asked you if you’d wanted a drink. You swear later in the night you see him babbling feverishly to a group of his friends. It sounds like total gibberish, and his friends look even more confused than you feel, but his eyes are wide as saucers and his hands are flying about hazardously. You don’t think much of it after Soap pulls you by the waist to the corner booth and tips a cocktail up to your mouth.

He keeps you out until all hours of the night. Insists on staying jovial. Club-hopping to find the best crowd, best music, best conversation. Keeps you up and active for so long that the confines of reality start to become fuzzy at the edges.

Sexuality expressed through bodies writing and twisting in drunken dance. Bumping up against one another. Collecting strangers and your own sweat in fat beads on your skin that make you shiver when they get heavy enough to trail down the small of your back.

When the room is spinning enough to make you stumble just a bit and you’re unable to do anything but giggle about it, he’s somehow able to make sneaking off into the family bathroom together seem like a good idea. He seems just as drunk as you are, slinging an arm around your shoulders when you walk. Bellowing a laugh when his hand grazes your tit but making no attempt to pull it away.

It’s less easy to be oblivious when you’re in the bathroom together. The muffled music filtering through the bottom of the door. He’s pressing up against you even though now there’s no crowd to excuse his practically grinding his groin on your hip.

It smells like sweat and generic brand bathroom cleaner. You hum when he staggers to the urinal instead of griping at him about how crass it is to take a piss right in front of you. He props himself up on the wall with one hand and a moment after you hear the teeth of his zipper come undone, he lets out a throaty, satisfied groan.

You busy yourself looking in the mirror. Checking your makeup. Seeing if you look as drunk as you feel. It’s filthy. There’s a web of cracks coming from the bottom left where it looks like someone tried to send their fist through to the wall behind it. It makes you a bit dizzy to look at and you have to bend at the waist to get close enough to see the way your mascara has smudged all around your eyes.

And all of a sudden there’s a burning heat behind you. Sickly, feverish heat pressing straight into the pillows of your ass. Soap’s spidery reflection shows up just over your smile sporting a wicked grin. Teeth and eyes flashing.

You try and swat him away, all too used to his comings-on, but he digs his fingers into the fat of your hips bruisingly hard.

“C’mon, hen. Been driving me mad all night. Relax a bit. Jus’ need this. Need you. Please.”

He has to lay flat over your back to hiss in your ear. Teeth clenched like he really needs to put some effort behind his words to sound polite. Like a petulant child who’d just been reminded by their mother to practice manners.

You were practiced in batting back his advances, but for some reason his grit made you falter. His gaze seemed to be burning a hole through you in the mirror. The idea that something inside him was hitting a roaring boil that he couldn’t stop from flowing over made your brain go foggy. The opposite of sobering. His aberrant need was contagious and catching quick.

He smelled like sweat and cheap cologne and dry, sweet wine and woods. Flirty and masculine and overwhelming. And he’s warm and strong behind you, even if he’s pushing his hard cock into you.

Who were you to deny him the pleasure of snapping his hips into your backside a few times? Letting his fingers impatiently tug at the button of your jeans and hastily tug them down with your underwear until they pooled around your ankles?

It didn’t help that the sound of him sending a glob of spit into his hand made you clench around nothing. A familiar warmth gathering between your thighs that made you shift a bit to chase the momentary relief even a touch of friction could provide.

He couldn’t even afford you the decency of pretending not to see. No. Instead he points a spotlight on you and insists you perform for him again. Nudging your legs apart and pressing his thigh flush against your core while purring the filthiest things in your ear.

“Ken I jus’ needed to wear you down, mm? Thought ‘bout this before we went out. Always did get sloppy when you drink. Jus’ needed a little push. That’s it -Jesus- cunt’s so wet. Gonna take good care of her.”

And the club is so packed full of drunken, dancing bodies that hardly anyone notices the way you two stumble out of the bathroom fifteen minutes later. Even though you’re still fumbling with the button of your jeans with shaking hands.

#this is so self indulgent #he’s fowl and deranged and sure I wrote him this way but idk what you want me to say other than that #he brings the ivy not only because that’s his thing but also because once you plant ivy it’s all but impossible to get rid of. #god forbid you plant it in your front garden and let it crawl all up the side of your house #it means almost nothing to anyone else but Soap sees it as a sign that you’re as devout to him as he is to you #hyperfixation I’ve had since I was ten years old and I could do it for all the boys omg. #moongreenlight #moongreenlightwrites #cod mw2 #call of duty #cod x reader #141 headcanons #drabble #johnny soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish x reader #soap mactavish x reader #soap smut #soap x reader #soap call of duty #soap cod #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish

[akimojo]

i just saw someone call ffxiii overrated like? what?? it's literally one of the most hated games in the franchise wym "overrated" 😭

#they've gotta be butthurt it got 3 games #also saw someone whine about how it shouldn't get a remaster bc ''other ff games deserve a chance'' and i was baffled #xiii and xi are the only mainline ff games that aren't on modern consoles what are you talking about!!!!!!! #i shouldn't be reading random men's comments on ffxiii omg it just makes me peeved lmao #final fantasy xiii #i gotta ramble real quick abt how we don't have a remaster yet actually #it bugs me when people act as if it's because ffxiii was some huge embarrassment for square and that they want to bury it #when it actually sold super well #and lightning became one of the most iconic protags in the whole franchise #not to mention that xiii got TWO SEQUELS that ALSO sold well #AND the combat system has influenced modern ff titles #square doesn't hate xiii omfg get real #but that does make it even more absurd that it doesn't have a remaster yet #some people think it doesn't need one since it still looks so damn good #but it's not really about that lol it's about accessibility and letting it reach a new audience (the pc port is too broken seriously) #something tells me it's because the crystal tools engine was so much of a pain to work with but idk they haven't really explained anything #either way it just annoys me when people claim xiii doesn't deserve a remaster bc ''no one likes it'' when that really isn't true #and calling it overrated is beyond insane

[oceanwithouthermoon]

hi you will understand my view

saiki has a lot of boxes full of shopkins and miniature things in general

one day in the middle of a hang out w the gang they're bored in his room and he pulls out one of this bad bitches

ignore the low quality 😭

FUCKKKK YESSS. I DO. I DO UNDERSTAND.

there needs to be like a masterlist of kusuos fixations/special interests LOL but mini things is definitely one of them.. i like to imagine him with a little dollhouse full of shopkins and other mini things so he can shrink down to their size and hangout inside.. sorry that's so silly but i love it LMAO imagine his parents walking into his room and hes in a little mini hammock in a barbie dreamhouse..

omg kusuo writes in a diary but nobody can read it because its mini and he writes in it when hes tiny..

sorry im gonna keep adding my own stupid things to this but. some of his other fixations include zelda, my little pony, mario kart, hot wheels, stuffed animals, the frozen movies (specific ik), vocaloid (pjsk)..

remember how he made his dads figurine move like a real robo-suit when he was in it ? that but with hot WHEELS and those little mario kart figures oh my GOD. sorry.

i still believe that all of the objects and collections he's accumulated because of his fixations are all in hidden places around his room because he's embarrassed of them since like. collecting cute plushies and shopkins isnt a thing the average teenage boy would do. like his closet and the space underneath his bed or even boxes underneath his desk are like portals to another fucking world bro.

#post power reveal kaido and kuboyasu get jealous of tiny saiki riding tiny sick as fuck motorcycles LMFAOOO #everyones jelly that he gets to ride the pink barbie dream cars sorry i dont make the rules #also he def fixated on fnaf as a kid (so did akechi and kaido) but not so much anymore #he played all the games and still knows most of the lore (and owns the books n shit lol) but i wouldnt call it a fixation anymore #i think half the tdlosk friend group collects hot wheels btw #toritsuka for definitely for sure for absolutely for sure #probably also kaido and yumehara #yumehara collects lalaloopsies idc what u say u cant prove me wrong #shes probably also a shopkins collector tbh #omg ??? stop ??? chiyo and kusuo bonding over their toy collections ?? omg. #or collections in general idk they also bond over project sekai so theres prob other things too #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post

[zamjd]

Happy new years everyone!! :DD (def not 3 hours late)

And with that ima just slide this in

Lovely boy!

So some ideas, this guy can change to which ever side it feels like one command- just imagine them as like character skins than the whole Sun and Moon idea. They are basically the manifestation based on balloon world eclipse :> (dw I'm gonna continue the scuba Y/N ref tmr dkkshchhds)

Traits of version and extra undercut

The purple ver.

- Usually out the most when conversing with someone

- has an asshole attitude and mean vocabulary

- will speak in cryptic to piss you off If you ask smth (but like it's still helping?)

- is actually a good listener and critique

Red ver.

- Usually out when idle

- stares a lot.. lot lot

- Does body gestures more than speaking (ex: shrugging, waving, tilt head to side etc.)

- the aggressive one <- it has the ability to kill you (in it's brain, if you run away from it for no reason it will think you did something guilty that is related towards it and think you are a possible threat if you are escaped(<- I like to call this shark behavior bcs sharks tend to have a natural instinct to hunt if it feels like something is swimming away from them)(also also, the purple ver. can also kill you it just that it's more rational))

- the wholesomest version ironically

In other words: same person, has two main moods ^^

This will hopefully be the last au I'll make since. I'll focus on refining the story for this and both Clockwork mekas and mer Au <- and I def need to change that name to smth else 😭

Edit: FUCK I forgot to add texture to my shadows??? AAAAA

#fnaf dca #fnaf sb #dca au #fnaf eclipse #dca fandom #shit idk what to call this AU #uhhh #how about #Cryptic Ciphers of The Plex #yeah that sounds cool! #Cryptic Ciphers of The Plex AU #CCTP AU #<- omg it like saying cctv #Zamjd's Art

[catzgam3rz]

I would like to thank the Witch Craft SMP for gifting me a reason to draw Ihascupquake fanart in the year of our lord 2023

#rambles #my art #mcyt #witchcraft smp #wcsmp #ihascupquake #ihascupquake fanart #*points gun* ALL OF YOU APPRECIATE TIFFANY QUAKE THIS INSTANT ITS AN ORDER #THAT RIGHT THERE IS MY MINECRAFT MOM AND ON OF THE REASONS I DRAW TO THIS DAY I LOVE HER #anyways omg hiii blockmen art? from aj catzgam3rz? who'da thunk! #i love her outfit and ALL OF THE WITCHES OUTFITS??? THEY ALL LOOK SO COOL??? #i wanna watch peoples intros and then draw more of them because it makes my brain go brrrr :) #oh also colours subject to change! but I enjoy this as like a starting point :D also the flowers are inspired by Peonies! #idk if I got close enough to call them peonies but thats what I was looking at! #also accidentally maybe implied a starborne!Tiff with this design? In my Heart of Hearts she's some sort of Fae creature but maybe both :0? #okay okay ranting over but i am serious if you are interested please consider ihascupquakes pov :D #she is probably one of the most fundamentally influential content creators I engaged with as a kid #and she is still so entertaining and sweet ;w; #I'm suddenly really worried that the ref I was using was too dark for the teal?? because the thumbnail looks brighter >:/?

[thsc-confessions]

"Can we talk about how Henry managed to cause an entire civil war just because he wanted a ruby? And how he KILLED RHM in such a brutal way that he ripped half his face off? Henry's luck is so great that it scares me sometimes" submitted by @00lari00

#IDK WHAT I WAS DOING WITH THAT PICTURE LMAOOO #I JUST SHOVED.THE HENRY DEFEATING RHM ON TOPPAT CIVIL WARFARE AND CALLED IT A DAY #anywayz yea I want henry's luck ngl #though he's kinda unlucky too #fcking nagito komaeda omg #SORRY. #thsc confession #thsc confessions #mod dave #thsc #@/00lari00 #henry stickmin

[ridox]

#HE’S HOME #HE ACTUALLY CAME HOME #OKAY NOW WE CAN CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY #OMG OMG #ALSO I THINK THE BUG ACTUALLY WORKS WTF #WELL NOT A BUG BUT LIKE ? IDK WHAT TO CALL IT BUT IT WORKED #IT’S THE SAME THING I DID TO DRAW BOTH OF HIS MYTH MEMORIES BACK TO BACK #love and deepspace #l&ds #lads #ridox thoughts #rafayel #love and deepspace rafayel #l&ds rafayel #lads rafayel #ridox wish

[keiyaku-tako]

List of... Business Partners.

A list of people that Azul talks to - as well as their tag! Feel free to request to be added here ^^ Also, please let me know if you'd like to be removed from this.

Romantic Partners

@blanketorghost - Yuu (Yuu Fujisaki)

Yuu, please stop putting yourself in danger. I love you, but it's not safe. I do not want you to get hurt.

General - Canon

@floydleechrp - Floyd

@halfafishandawholehuman - Floyd

@rook-hunt-chasseur-damour - Rook-san

Rook-san is intriguing... I enjoy talking to him.

@idya-shroud - Idia-san

General - OCs/Anons/etc

@blanketorghost - Ghost-san

Please stop trying to blackmail and guilt-trip me. I will not have you spreading lies about me to Yuu.

@incorrectmementomoriquotes - clownfish-san; kantokusei-san clownfish (old)

Why do you always do the craziest - pardon, oddest things?

@blind0raven - Kibby-san

I would appreciate if you did not continue to steal items from Mostro Lounge. And do not go whining to Jade.

@blind0raven - Ravey-san

I enjoy talking to you. Please do not get a bad influence from Kibby-san.

@blind0raven - Yuuki-san

@quartzztwst - Quartz-san

Where do I even begin...

@ggrocks - Sunny-san (new), kantokusei-san 🌻 (old)

No, you are not getting out of working at Mostro Lounge.

Pomefiore Student (L/N) 🪺, Pomefiore Student-san 🪆

How do I get him to perform at... Pardon me, I was just talking to myself.

@gummysharksorbet - Yuuto-san (Yuuto Watson)

@thehollowwriter - Quinn-san

🐀-san

🦊-san

🪸-san

🐬-san

🌹🪴-san

jar-san

comb-san

#kazumi speaks: this is literally for me because i forget to tag people & i forget what they're called #kazumi speaks: 100% likely that i might have missed someone so uh. yeah. sorry- #kazumi speaks: also i lose track of who i've talked to so i need this (me scrolling through my blog to find the people i interacted with-) #kazumi speaks: i'm sorry if i did not add a written portion for you (it just means azul hasn't interacted with you enough) #kazumi speaks: some of the dialogue was thought up when i'm half-asleep i'm sorry if they came out the wrong way- #azul doesn't speak #people masterlist #kazumi speaks: please help idk how to tag this #kazumi speaks: 100% forgetting someone on here (i'm sorry if that's you omg i didn't mean to 😭) #kazumi speaks: ignore that i'm trying to change my tagging system please-

[leoleolovesdc]

Steph: Hey dad, can you pass me the salt?

Tim: She didn't!

Jason: Oh my god, she totally did

Cass: No...

Duke: [Snickering] Holy shit!

Bruce: [Passing the salt] Here, sweetie

Dick: He didn't!

#i love bruce and steph beibg awkward abt their not-father-and-daughter but also not-not-father-and-daughter relationship #but my new fav hc is that everyone is awkward abt it except for them #they dont care abt what they are to each other it doesnt matter that much #but literally everyone else is gushing abt it like “omg did u see? bruce said that steph isntbhis daughter” #“omg yeah but yesterday she called him dad and he tots accepted it” #idk #silly hc #i like steph and bruces relationship bc i think it kind of fluctuates in between stuff #but either way i like writing them in a way they CARE about each other #not ob a superficial level #like when i say care i mean “i would die for you” sorta way #dc comics #batman #dc #batfamily #batfam #stephanie brown #bruce wayne #the spoiler #dick grayson #jason todd #cassandra cain

[dreamdripdistance]

local boy and his loud ass cat

#drew this on call with some friends <3<3<3<3 #ALSO. the persona 5 mangas r so gorgeous what the actuall hellllll... the mementos mission art specificallyyyy omg #(got the idea for the glasses glossy glass thing on the face from that hehe) #persona 5 #amamiya ren #akira kurusu #persona 5 protagonist #(idk man) #morgana #my art

[its-tortle]

you don't need to save me

#another one! #i am feeling the vibes right now and spending my evenings making these is very fun #lyric edits #taylor swift #call it what you want #ciwyw #also the quality is worse because for some reason the scanner wouldnt send the high quality one bc the file was too big??? #but it worked with three pieces yesterday?? #idk man 😭 #anyway #tortle makes things #the stars are way too invisible on the scan :( #they look so pretty and shiny irl #also omg pls ignore the shitty handdrawn ys -- i am using dutch magazines and i swear this language doesnt have a y

[doeyedangel]

໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა🎀🍓🧸🎀

#hehehe hiiii it has been forever since ive posted photos omg #the my melody chilling in the back :3 and i have my melody hair ties in my pigtails!! #also ive been obsessed with ribbons and balletcore (?) lately!!! #maybe it's more coquette (?) idk what its called #but anyways since i started exercising and losing weight i actually feel so mucj happier #selfie #body image #my pics #doeyedangel #me

[puppyeared]

I want to believe this is how they found Hunter

#the owl house #toh #labyrinth runners #toh 2b #the owl house spoilers #SJHDHHS I’m sorry but the fact that it cuts to hunter waking up after being rescued is so funny to me #like ‘hey you. youre finally awake’ #idk what else to add. very sweet that they got the E.E. to advocate for him :) like ‘mom come pick me up I’m scared’ energy #someone pointed out that bump looked in willows direction when saying the E.E was responsible for getting hunter and guessed willow might #have been the one to bring it up. which makes sense bc she’s the captain and I assume she and hunter kept talking on pensta after asias #very cute :’) we were also right abt hunter continuing to call willow ‘captain’.. altho for me I thought it was along the lines of being #raised in the emperors coven. so he’s addressing her as his superior but like we also know he kind of has a crush on her? this kid has so #many issues to work out. please let him be ok by the end of the show omg #AND SOMEONE POINTED OUT HE GETS QUIET AS OPPOSED TO HOW MUCH HE TALKS IN ANY OTHER SETTING. THATS SO CUTE I- #god I fucking love this episode. love all these kids and my boy BUMP IM SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM LETS GOOOO #my art #myart #toh spoilers #the owl house season 2 #labyrinth runners spoilers #toh skara #toh viney #toh hunter #toh fanart #the owl house fanart #fanart #comic

[rewritingcanon]

Hi, I know I'm over a week late and all, but I couldn't leave it be cause this subject is really a sensitive matter to me for tragic personal reasons. I want to say that the reason you don't remember James ever "continuously asking Lily out; sexually harassing Lily; always asking her out and not taking no for an answer" is not because it's been a while since you read the books and forgot, no, it's simply because is DOESN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOKS! PERIOD! It's not CANON and it boils my blood to no end when people make shit like this up and make such grave accusations when anyone owns the books and can check on their own that this did NOT happen in them! I dare anyone to bring forth any passage from the books that says any of that! The more they insist that this is canon, the angrier and more offended and hurt I get! I'm endlessly sorry about anyone's personal experience with such crimes (if I wasn't clear enough, I'm unfortunately familiar with them, too) but that does not change simple facts of what happened in the books, what IS and what is NOT canon and it's not an excuse to spread lies so insistently and passionately. Either this is willfully spreading lies or, and I will give benefit of the doubt, it's just people confusing canon with fanon after being in fandom and reading fanfics too much, in which case I would suggest rereading the books and brushing up with the canon knowledge, before spreading such harmful and hurtful rhetoric :/

hi, thank you for this ask and i’m sorry for what you’ve had to go through as well. yeah, i haven’t heard anyone contradict what i said in that post so i assume it was just something the fandom made up. i’m sure ace just confused fanon with canon— no victim would purposefully be spreading lies like that even if they did hate james because they would know how serious sexual abuse is having gone through it themselves. plus i’ve seen them complain about the same things with what some marauders fans say about snape, so i’m sure they didn’t do it on purpose and their intentions were good. but i won’t put it past other people in the hp fandom/snapedom to use it as a bandwagon to continue shitting on james without doing their due diligence and checking if something as serious as that is true or not.

i do agree that people need to be more focused on what is canon and what isn’t, especially with the harry potter fandom since its so large and very removed from a lot of its content, and especially if they are in the snapedom and the marauders fandom, because both fandoms seem to get the most carried away with their characters in my personal experience. i’ve seen people throw around creepy allegations at many characters and it really hurts and annoys me too, even if those characters are considered nasty. it’s one thing to say something like “[x] canonly likes porridge” (who cares in this instance) or “[x] is canonly gay” (annoying and probably ignorant but also whatever), and then say “[x] canonly sexually harrassed [y]” (….helllo??? cant speak for everyone but its definitely offensive to me lol). sometimes concentrated sub-fandoms may be a little like echo chambers so its good to brush up then and again on certain things. its good to interrogate people’s opinions and challenge them. you dont have to comment or reblog (i know i don’t…. usually 🧍‍♀️) but it can keep you from falling into repeating things that just confuse (or worse, hurt) people more.

#omg guyz yan posted fandom discourse again!!! 😭🙏‼️ #ofc its about marauders era characters smh what is new #also sorry anon for taking so long to answer this. i know this issue is personal to you so i didnt want to rush an answer #harry potter #hp #marauders #pro jily #pro james potter #<- technically not pro james but i dont want a james anti choking me for this #got called a ‘snater’ wayyy too many times for saying things that had nothing to do with snape LOL someone save me #lily evans save me lily evans save me #anti snapedom #anti severus snape #<- idk i rlly just dont want snape fans finding this #ask #anon #rewriting

[fabledprayers]

Yet another Glass Onion post

People on here and on Twitter being like “omds can’t believe Rian Johnson predicted elon musk” bro? Do you think musk only started being an idiot when he bought twitter? Or that people only just realised his stupidity?

musk has always been an idiot and people have known this for a long fuckin while. The thai football team pedo scandal, the uglass truck, teslas blowing up, the shattered “unbreakable” window?

This is the same shit as when people are like “ooh dystopian novel x totally predicted y” No, it was commenting on shit that was happening in the contemporary society

It’s a great movie but it didn’t predict shit

#glass onion #knives out #elon musk #idk why im so pressed #same shit when people found zach fox tweet about kanye being like omg how did he know #cause kanye was acting a fool saying shit like slavery was a choice #do y'all think the apex is the only part of the fucking mountain?? #and ofc he's always had his defenders but ffs #the whole buying the title of founder instead of actually inventing anything thing has been known #the fact that he has a billi kids that he doesn't take care of has been known #the fact that he inherited wealth from his dad's emerald mine in apartheid era south africa has been known #so what exactly did RJ predict???? #like azelia banks wasn't calling him apartheid clyde years ago