hello love:)
i absolutely love your social media au stories! <33 i was wondering if you could please do a lando norris one with the song “bad idea” by olivia
BAD IDEA, RIGHT?
PAIRINGS: lando norris x ex fem!reader
TYPE: social media au
yourusername
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yourusername: camera crumbs ✨
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user: the prettiest
user: she’s literally glowing!! 😍
user: those two shirts are a MUST
oscarpiastri: my mom says i’m cool too 🤪
↳ yourusername: 😎😎😎
isahernaez: HOT
↳ yourusername: that’s youuu 😘
↳ user: carlando exes >>>
landonorris: orange still looks good on you 😉
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user: missing my favorite wag hours 😔
user: body goals 😩
user: waiting for the *liked by landonorris*
charlottesiine: the prettiest 😍
↳ yourusername: right back at you;) 😘
user: did you love making lando cry? 🤣
↳ user: i was sooo confused by your comment until i saw her shirt on the last post lmao
user: gorgg 😍
user: orange??!? for lando?!?? 👀
↳ user: they broke up, get over it!
user: your smile is the prettiest smile ever, i swear 😍😍😍
user: so pretty wtf 😩
user: missing you in the paddock, queen 😭😭
user: idc what anyone says she’s ✨GLOWING✨
↳ user: she’s always been gorgeous but the post break up is hitting different lately!!!
user: missing my fav girl 😩😩😩
yourusername
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yourusername: 🍃
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user: there it is, “liked by landonorris”
user: not lando liking this post 😭
↳ user: my man is still down bad, idcc
user: STUNNING 😍
user: my eyes have been blessed, omg 😍
user: i’m not imaging lando liking this right?!?!?
lilymhe: you’re so photogenic, i can’t
lilymhe: hOT 😮💨
↳ yourusername: 😘😘😘
user: soMEONE CHECK ON LaNDO!!
↳ user: ya’ll try to make a big deal out of everything, i swear! can’t exes be friends?!? smh
user: *liked by landonorris* ngl that took me out 💀
↳ user: he’s reappearing after a whole month lmaoo
↳ user: he’s desperate 😭😭😭
user: omg, you’re truly soo stunning!! 😩😩
alexandrasaintmleux: 😍😍😍😍
↳ yourusername: ❤️❤️
user: pretty girl!!
user: lando liked now we’re waiting for a comment 🤣
oscarpiastri: answer my text NOW!!
↳ user: please, this is soo funny 😭
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yourusername
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yourusername: i know i should stop, but i can’t 🤷🏻♀️
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user: stop what, queen?!???
↳ yourusername: posting pics, babe
↳ user: nOOO!! I LIVE FOR yOUr POsTS
user: 😍😍
oscarpiastri: i don’t like that caption 🤔
↳ yourusername: meaning??
↳ oscarpiastri: noo comment …
user: SLAYYYYY 😍😍😍
carlossainz55: that caption is insinuating something, isn’t it?
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user: her outfits are always 😍
user: did anyone else see carlos comment?!??
↳ user: wHAT COMMENT?!?? WHERE?!!?
↳ user: he deleted it 😭😭 but it said, “that caption is insinuating something, isn’t it?”
↳ user: wtf does that even mean?!!??!?
↳ user: lando, maybe?!?? idk 😭😭😭 it might not even mean anything, i’m just delusional lmao
↳ user: if it didn’t mean anything, why delete it tho?!??
user: idk about ya’ll but carlos deleting his comment seems sus??? like what does he know?!??
user: mother is slayin’ 😌
user: i wish i had her style
user: everyone’s freaking out overs carlos deleted comment but what about oscar’s comment?!?? what did he mean by “i don’t like the caption” and the “no comment” comment?!???
↳ user: i’m tELLING YA’lL, thEre’s something they know thaT WE DON’T!! 😩
user: yn and lando are definitely fucking around, i just know it! that’s the whole reason for carlos and oscar’s comment, there’s no other explanation
↳ user: ya’ll are so delusional 😭💀💀 LMAOO
user: she literally responded to a comment saying, “posting pics, babe” when asked about the caption, hello??? ya’ll just love to insinuate things
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landonorris
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landonorris: carlando podium!! 🏆 🏆 thanks @mclaren
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user: mY CARLANDO HEART!! ❤️🧡
oscarpiastri: 👏🏼
mclaren: YESSSSSSSSSIRRRRRRRRRRR
user: THE LAST POST?!! I REPEAT, THE LAST POST?!!? WHO IS THAT?!!? IS IT YN?!!?!
user: don’t let carlando distract you from that last post
carlossainz55: ❤️
user: smoooooooth operatorrrrrr
maxfewtrell: 🤩🤩🤩
user: is that yn?!?? someone please confirm 😭😭😭
↳ user: i don’t think so, they don’t even follow each other
user: you’re telling me my man is seeing someone?!? and it might not be yn?!!?
user: it’s literally carlos in a wig, ya’ll
↳ user: i thought it might’ve been oscar tbh
user: patiently waiting for the *liked by yourusername*
↳ user: im waiting for her to comment
user: CARLANDO?!! AND YNLANDO?!!? SIGN ME TF UP
↳ user: it’s not even yn
user: p1 & p2 baby!!! ❤️🧡❤️🧡❤️🧡 #carlando
user: that ain’t yn, ya’ll! we gotta accept that they broke up and move on, as much as it hurts 😭
↳ user: nah, that’s definitely yn!
user: i don’t think it’s yn tbh
↳ user: then who could it be?!?
team_quadrant: 🍾 SMOOTH
user: lANDO WE NEED ANSWERS!!! WHO IS THAT?!??
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yourusername
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yourusername: bad idea, right? ohh well 🤷🏻♀️
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user: nahhh 💀 this has to be a joke or sum
user: yn, babe, this is definitely a bad idea 😭
user: OMG OMG!! PARENTS ARE BACK TOGETHER!!! 🤩
user: scReaming, wtfnalalslfsma
user: not lando reclaiming my wife 🙄
oscarpiastri: “we won’t catch feelings”
↳ yourusername: oops? hehehe 🫢
user: i kNEW IT!! i CALLEd IT
user: THE WOrLD HAS HEALED!!
maxfewtrell: 😏
landonorris: hey, you 😍😍😍
landonorris: see you tonight? 😘
↳ yourusername: you got it;)
user: nahhh 😭😭😭😭 yn you’re better than this
↳ yourusername: sorry, bestie 🤷🏻♀️ i couldn’t help it
carlossainz55: dios mío
translation: my god
alex_albon: oh my god, no way 😳😳 who would have thought???!??
↳ yourusername: we get it, you know things 🙄
georgerussell63: guess i owe you @maxverstappen1
↳ maxverstappen1: pay up, mate
user: this was so NOT on my 2023 bingo card, wth
user: does that mean my fav wag is back?!?? 🤩🤩
francisca.cgomes: oohhh?? 😏
user: you’re so 😍😍😍😍 and then there’s him 😬😬
user: not my wife getting back with him 😑
user: count your days, l*and*
↳ user: please 😭😭
user: this makes me so happy, idc
landonorris
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landonorris: good idea, right? (swipe for a surprise) 😌
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user: thE CAPTION, HELLO?!??!?
user: they’re back together, that’s all that matters 😭😭
yourusername: hey, you copied my caption …
yourusername: you’re cute or whatevaa 😉
↳ landonorris: right back at you 😉
user: I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS STILL
user: idk if i should be happy or cry
user: nOt him making her smile 😩 that should be me
user: i would’ve gotten back with her too, i get it, lando
oscarpiastri: okay, this is cute … i guess
↳ landonorris: you guess?
georgerussell63: 😏
user: they really hard launched their relationship just like that
carlossainz55: where’s the surprise?
↳ yourusername: 🙄 this is why i’m taking lando back from u
↳ landonorris: technically, you’ve always had me 😏
maxverstappen1: from friends, to lovers, to exes, to fuck buddies, to lovers again … cute
↳ user: does this confirms these fuckers never stopped seeing each other?!?? 😭😭
↳ user: nOt max exposing them 💀
↳ user: max, you’re telling me that these two have been hooking up even after they broke up?!?? 🤔
↳ maxverstappen1: 👍🏼
user: that last post is cute tho 😩
user: i NEEDED this!
user: ynlando nation rise!! our favs are back together 😌
maxfewtrell: get it 😉
user: i still cannot believe this is real
user: i guess this technically confirms they ended on good terms when they broke up the first time
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First Lady of Private Garden Instagram AU
Liked by dualipa, saweetie, jaysontatum, quiiso, urbanwyatt, y/ninsta, and 2,394,723 others
jackharlow: my man, ty to my man
y/ninsta: thank you to your WHAT?! aight that's it. everybody getting they ass beat and jayson is first
druski2funny: oh so, you're cheating on me again?
dualipa: y/ninsta you know where to find me
saweetie: oh lord here they go again
jaysontatum: now y/ninsta..... I had nothing to do with him writing that caption
y/ninsta: jaysontatum lies you muthafuckin tell smh
jackharlow: y/ninsta now you know how it feels when you leave me to go out with the hot chips and bad decisions crew
blancahood: now why am I in it?
jessicakelce: we are literally just sitting here minding our own business and then mullet boy over here wants to call us out
jackandy/naremyparents: NOT MULLET BOY
blancahood: y/ninsta did not let this man live for 24 hours when she saw his hair, the jokes kept coming and then jumped his bones when she was finished
jackharlow: y/ninsta and you wonder why I left you and druski2funny I thought we were taking time away from each other? seeing other people?
lilnasx: I'm just here waiting with my popcorn to see y/ninsta kick your ass
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y/ninsta: full of hot chips and bad decisions 😜
jackharlow: can't take yall asses anywhere smh and wait a damn minute, is that brandisimmons?!?
blancahood: I still don't remember half that night smh
jessicakelce: blancahood now I see that the both of us have switched places, that's usually me lol
brandisimmons: jackharlow maybe, maybe not
urbanwyatt: now why wasn't I invited? I like hot chips
softtcurse: urbanwyatt and you like bad decisions smh
y/ninsta: urbanwyatt idk urby, we got to take a vote and meet with the president which is me. we'll get back to you shortly about our decision
jessicakelce: I vote yes because he can tolerate hot food while jackharlow absolutely cannot
jackharlow: jessicakelce will you leave me alone for five damn minutes?!?!
jessicakelce: jackharlow no.
jackharlow: y/ninsta do you remember what happened the last time you wore a short ass skirt out the house?
y/ninsta: jackharlow I'm single now so it doesn't matter
jackharlow: y/ninsta don't fucking play with me smh
y/ninsta: call jayson
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jackharlow: my baby girl is so gorgeous 😍
y/ninsta: jackharlow don't fucking post me, you cheater. jaysontatum is your baby girl now. a bitch do look gorgeous tho 🥰
jackandy/nupdates: all I need is one night. ONE.
jackharlow: jackandy/nupdates you might get to have it if wifey don't stop playing
urbandjack25: jackharlow is lucky he got to her first because if I did, he wouldn't have even been thought of
y/ninsta: urbandjack25 not too much on my man now! even though we're married but separated, I still claim him
druski2funny: well I don't claim him
dualipa: drop his ass
claybornharlow: little baby is here
y/ninsta: clayyyyyyy, the one Harlow that I can count on to never disappoint me
jackharlow: Y/N!!!! and dualipa claybornharlow don't start with me today and druski2funny you'll always claim me. I'm the ex that keeps you up at night
urbanwyatt: my best friend is prettier than yours 😍
jaysontatum: I mean urbanwyatt she's pretty, but she obviously doesn't compare to me since jackharlow is ready to leave her
y/ninsta: jaysontatum your ass got one more muthafuckin time to act out and then I'm bringing you down to my height
jaysontatum: y/ninsta how tall are you because you barely come up to jack's knee
saweetie: OUTTA POCKET
2forwoyne: not his knee lmaoooooo
jackharlow: jaysontatum she's 5 feet on a good day
claybornharlow: jackharlow your mouth is always getting you in trouble smh
jackharlow: claybornharlow and it always gets me out of trouble too 😏
jessicakelce: I don't see how it took this long for her to get pregnant smh
y/ninsta: jaysontatum I'll be on your doorstep at 8 am tomorrow
jaysontatum: y/ninsta have fun trying to reach the doorbell
urbanwyatt: jaysontatum well, she is little 😭
y/ninsta: urbanwyatt just for that, I made an executive decision, you can't be a part of hot chips and bad decisions. THAT'S FINAL
urbanwyatt: y/ninsta wait! I want a redo!
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y/ninsta: since jackharlow is out being a whore, this is who I'm left at home with smh
claybornharlow: my girl autumn 😍
jackharlow: y/ninsta what is she even doing?!? and not you calling me a whore smh
y/ninsta: jackharlow idk, she your baby since she look like you so come figure it out smh
theestallion: this baby absolutely knows no chill
y/ninsta: theestallion she is on 1000 every damn day as soon as she wakes up. she has now learned how to get out of her crib and I wasn't ready for that
jackharlow: I definitely woke up to her face smushed up against mine and was confused on how she got in there smh
y/ninsta: jackharlow she can now escape out of Harlow baby jail so we have to hire security. claybornharlow you got the job, congratulations.
claybornharlow: she is literally always on her best behavior when she's around me
maggieharlow: grandma's baby!
y/ninsta: maggieharlow well come get her! you wanted these grandkids so bad and now they're here! I need a drink AND a blunt smh
saweetie: y/ninsta damn they got you down bad lol
maggieharlow: y/ninsta tell her father to come get her
jackharlow: and suddenly something came up that needs my immediate attention
y/ninsta: JACKMAN THOMAS
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y/ninsta: my big baby and my little baby
since jackharlow wants to act like a husband and show me some attention today, I agreed. he just didn't tell me that I would be at the studio with him and a million other people smh
at least I have my little baby who is not so little anymore to keep me company
like a bitch cried when he turned 21
claybornharlow stop fucking growing up on me 😭
jackharlow: yeah, that was something. but you don't pay me any attention smh
y/ninsta: jackharlow I cried when he got his license too lmao and you are a got damn lie smh
saweetie: y/ninsta you literally cry at everything lmao
y/ninsta: look to be fair, I met little baby when he was eleven and now he's a grown man and me no like that. in my eyes he will always be my little baby so look at this as an appreciation post so if one of these little fast ass girls break his heart, there will be hell to pay. mark my words.
claybornharlow: y/ninsta we would have been amazing together
jackharlow: claybornharlow AHT AHT! get back to work and stop trying to steal my wife for the millionth time
claybornharlow: jackharlow your kids love me, your wife loves me, I'm the favorite child, the list goes on and on
jackharlow: claybornharlow I will kick you in the throat
y/ninsta: yall better get yall shit together before I tell maggie
maggieharlow: too late
y/ninsta: welp I tried, get your kids. I'm about to send the oldest back to you.
maggieharlow: y/ninsta keep him
jackharlow: maggieharlow WOW smh
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below the cut you’ll find a bunch of memes(?) of mine & queenie’s lost boys as weird shit i found on pinterest. so, enjoy that.
(a second part that’s all wyoming being a third wheel)
fairy godmother: “how tf did you pull this off??” / rowan: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
the problem w/ sharing a room w/ someone older than modern english.
she is getting crushed. someone save her.
i’ve always wondered how the folks on neverland eat since we never see any food source. not even one.
three afab individuals walk into a bathroom...
the horsemen of the apocalypse.
fairies can be so rude. smh.
what to do when you have no skills related to the topic at hand.
stacked like goombas.
you can take the girl out of florida…
wyoming did some stupid shit again.
ah yes, parenting even though you yourself are a child.
studying is getting harder & harder.
what made him do it?
dorm shenanigans. fairy godmother regrets letting them into her school.
gunslinging waits for no man.
(i don’t have a funny caption idea for this one… think of one yourself.)
she’s in the mini-mart’s fridge & has been for hours.
they show up to the theater like this every damn time.
when you discover you’ve missed out on nearly four decades of gaming
haunted house time.
a second haunted house meme.
(idk, this just gave me vibes).
“why is the flag waving? why are the shadows going different directions if there’s only one light source? the gov’t lies all the time & yet they expect me to believe that they’re telling the truth on this one??”
(i know i just used this, but let me have this.)
sending this to the group chat for the 345th time this evening.
it be like that sometimes.
brits gonna brit.
a second potato meme for consideration.
do your fucking homework. you’re going to get expelled.
well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of her actions…
when you have homework.
he’s bs-ing his way through helping w/ the previous meme.
idk how they’re gettin’ down, but they got up.
dramatic bitches.
what did he do before joining the lost boys?
when in doubt, wield a sword against your worldly troubles.
when fg finds out you’ve been staying in the dorms & calls you into her office.
i feel like this is a good one to end on.
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yuta long distance relationship headcanons
a/n~i saw jjk 0 on friday and wow it was so good and i love yuta so here we go! ♡ ´・ᴗ・ `♡
words~906(im sorry)
tw~waaaay too fluffy
let’s say you are another second year or you knew him prior to him leaving for Africa.
you knew that being in a relationship with a special grade sorcerer like Yuta would mean he'd be busy and maybe even get hurt sometimes, but you certainly weren't expecting him to be studying overseas.
you both understood how hard it would be but you decided to try the long-distance thing anyway.
Yuta would leave you with some of his shirts and hoodies and you'd give him your favorite blanket.
i don't think he'd get you matching rings because i think it'd be like you were replacing rika, but instead, you guys might have matching bracelets with each other's initials <3
obviously, it'd be hard to call or text each other because of the time difference, but you guys would send each other audio messages every night telling each other how their day was and what happened.
yours would always be longer because you would have to include what inumaki, panda, and maki did as well.
speaking of HIS BEST FRIEND INUMAKI... Yuta definitely told him to "look out for you" while he was gone.
so now anytime a guy gets a little too close to you, they get this glare from inumaki
also when you guys go on missions he always makes it a point to keep you safe, not that he doesn't think you can handle yourself, he's just keeping his promise to Yuta :)
anytime you go out, you always send him a fit check even if he can't respond right away.
and you bet he's responding with something sweet like "pretty as always ily hope you had fun <3"
the other second years(and even gojo sometimes) send him videos of you training or practicing your cursed technique and he always saves them because he just thinks you look amazing when you're confident.
but... they also send him pictures when you fall asleep on panda or in one of their rooms with the caption "this yo girl?" and he just responds "yes smh"
Yuta doesn't send many pictures of himself because he just doesn't think to do that, even when he gets dressed up.
but he does send you pictures of the towns and sights he visits.
he gets Miguel(the guy who's training him in Africa) to record him training so he can send it to you guys which you then show to the first years whenever they ask about him.
one day you notice his hair is WAY longer than it was when he left and you text him "not that I don't like it, but when was the last time you got your hair cut?"
"oh yeah I just haven't had time to cut it but idk, i might keep it if you like it ;)"
so anyway.... he kept it....
you guys try to have at least one facetime a month which is usually an ungodly hour in the morning for you and a decently late time for him.
you guys do everything like talk and watch movies or shows with each other while you are covered in his hoodie and he is snuggled with your blanket.
honestly though, both of them need to be washed... like bad...
you tend to sleep in his hoodies and he with your blanket so they don't get washed often....
maki and inumaki have to sneak into your room while panda keeps you distracted so they can wash the hoodies
you're always getting packages in the mail of nice outfits you mentioned wanting or just little trinkets he knows would make you happy.
maki tells the first years he's your sugar daddy and you promptly correct her and tell them all about how wonderful he is and how much you love him and all that gushy stuff that Nobara and Itadori just eat up.
yes, you miss him every day and he misses you, but you two manage to make it work and can't wait to see each other in person again. (you guys have lots of cuddles to make up for)
ugh, this was way too fluffy for my liking, but i just want to give him all my love and comfort. I hope you enjoyed it and thank you for reading! (‘-’*)
requests are open!
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